@@juliamuller3043 right?!? The funny part is even though it happened not only did they leave it in there they didn't give you an alternative just in case it does happen. So if you've never used a baking pan like that the disaster could be ten times worse LOL
Welp... Seing the caloric vallue, it could actually be very wise. I mean for f**k sake, i'm just at the second recipie looking at all the preparation requiered, thinking : Ok, that's quite some ham... Yh, y-yeah lots of ham, wait TO MUCH HAM : OH GOD AND THE SHEESE !!! XD Being french, I Can swear I never saw somethin' like that at any breakfast.
Maaaaaaannnnnn i am so cracked up someone said "They need to rename this to how to get diabetes in the morning" i kinda agree wit dat, you know what i mean? 😂😂😂😂
Imagine this; Perfect saturday morning, waking up to a sunshine and birds singing outside. You crave for breakfast, maybe something easy and fast, boiled eggs, toast and coffee maybe. But before getting out of bed you check your phone and watch a RUclips video and get inspired by it. 6 in the afternoon your breakfast is ready. Chocolate banana pancake dog plus cheese and ham sandwich roll. Healthy like banana screwed up and something fast like sandwich done the hard way. Goodnight
I like how cooking channels reflect their content from their names, like Tasty is about cooking tasty food. Twisted is about summoning the devil by cooking twisted nightmares
Jesse Clift who would ever want to feed their family something that one: horrible for them and two: how big is that family to need that much for a single breakfast???
it's like 1am where i live and i am dying of "trying to be quiet" kind of laughter because other people are sleeping. the people of these comment sections are so funny i love it !
It was a giant Mcmuffin. Not so different from a burger though... I've never thought of them as burgers, but now that I think about it they are just little burgers made with pork and an egg 😧
‘so what did you have for breakfast?’ Patricia : pancakes! Michael : Eggs on toast! *that kid* : WeLL mY mUm MaDe Me A HaM AnD ChEeSe FrEnCh ToaSt RoLL cAkE WiTh a SiDe Of chOcoLaTe bAnANa DoGs and fReNch ToaSt JenGa StiCkS.
hello, I am French and I should point out the name of the French Toast Stack, on 3:38 is "Pain perdu" and it's VERY delicious ! I adviseto use rassi bread for this recipe because it gets you rid of it (rassi bread) It's all, thank you for your videos Twisted PS : I'm sorry, I don't speack English very well without Google Traduction ^_^...
@[ EnElCypher ] I agree with you but you can't call these recipes breakfast. Not because they take more than a minute to make, but they could be fine for a brunch, not for a breakfast😅
And how early you have to go to bed the night before and how early you have to get up to start making it to arrive to work/school/activities of the day on time! 😅
And further more, those are most likely plates I'd serve for lunch : to several people that would go for some marathon or heavy duty jobs. To keep that stimach full, and spend energy.
@@scoobydoo1418 not on my own. It's definitely enough for my family though. And if I'm sharing, it'll really only fend off the hunger for like 2 more hours.
Me: hey mom what's for breakfast? Mom: high cholesterol, diabetes, with a hint of bubble guts. Me: when will it be ready? Mom: two days Me: DAAAAAD!! Mom: he went to get cigarettes (starts crying)
1) Wake up at 6 o’clock in the morning 2) Start doing breakfast 3) End breakfast around 7 p.m. 4) Start doing dinner Wtf who have all this time to do breakfast 😂
Twisted: Rolling together twenty lines of white bread stuck together with ham and swiss and baking with egg and gravy on top Me: This is the most ridiculous dish I have ev-- Twisted: Here's a pizza-sized egg mcmuffin
Okay if anyone wants to know or try some of these The 1st one for me i didn't like it,the ingredients do match together but a fried pancake is just not as good as cooked normally in a pan,not even that good I Low key hate it Like just put the damn banana in the batter and cook it in a damn pan 2nd one is actually BOMB like wtf it tasted soooooooo good I swear I thought it would be too overwhelming (with all that shit stacked up together) but it was just fine Maybe don't try as many rolls but if ur part of a big family (like 6 or 8 people like mine) go ahead make it as big as you want and you're probably gonna mess up the roll at some point like me lol but trust me it's worth it and i added more cheese than in the video (but not too much ofc) oh and the bechamel sauce I got a recipe from my uncle (he's a chef) first you do the butter and flour thing then put nutmeg,salt,pepper,a half onion with 4 cloves stuffed in it and a peeled garlic Then add milk until it's quite creamy add like half a cup of heavy cream and a good amout of cheese you want then remove the stuffed onion and garlic (idk save them for another dish or whatever i ain't an expert haha) then it's doneee I swear it's good 3rd one is good it's actually delicious but like idk it's probably just me but the sight of the heavy cream and chocolate just made my stomach hurt (keep in mind i'm a HUGE chocolate lover) maybe bc i had flashbacks from my bad experiences with heavy cream but my family said it's good (slightly too sweet) 4th one tastes awesome but like too much work for a breakfast (i did it for dinner cuz my lazy ass wont spend that much energy first in the morning, besides I have online classes the first thing in the morning 😔) and maybe it's just me but like I eat wayy too much sooo it's only like a snack to me (keep in mind we're a big family so splitting food will give u the right amount but i eat too much so) but it is good 5th one I also messed that one up lol it was good not smth that'll make me go "wow" Obviously I tried these on different days and on quarantine to get away from school cuz like they're killing me with projects,hw,lessons,lives and stuff sooo yeah i'm still gonna try the remaining ones if anyone wants to know UPDATE: now for the 6th one well I mean it's good ? It's just what u expect it to taste when u eat it it's normal (finally smth normal lmao) 7th one no where in hell i'm trying that it's time consuming,complicated,not worth it,WASTING INGREDIENTS (damn all the things i hate the most in one dish) so yeah but if anyone wanna try (which is nobody ever lmao) just do regular normal size 8th one is for tmrrw the recipe looks good and normal so I bet it'll taste just the way we all expect it to taste Sorry if there are no tips or whatsoever cuz I ain't a chef i'm just doing what the video says,if I changed smth I end up adding my weird combinations and create smth that doesn't exist haha
@@raquelgarcia29671st - he likes the "cartoon", so he has the right to use it. 2nd - you are saying that while you have a google original profile picture 3rd - are you really offending people on the internet for their appearence, like what?! 4th - these guys literally giving you diabetes for breakfast
Raquel Garcia you say if you have nothing nice to say don’t say it yet end that sentence with an insult? Also so what it’s a “cartoon character” he likes it. These recipes are HORRIBLE for your health, that’s why they need a reality check. Don’t bring my pfp into this either, I like the character and so I chose it also, you don’t even have a pfp so how can you judge other people’s????
Gabriel S. Sorry I like not having a heart attack, yes I could cook it. But should I?????? These take way too much time and just like what’s the point????
The process: Proof 60 minutes The process again: Proof 40 minutes Literally the process: Bake 10 minutes Absolutely the process: Bake 20 minutes Me: Wakes up and 10am, eats this breakfast at 1pm
The real problem is WHY ARE ALMOST ALL THESE THINGS CALLED FRENCH??? they have a French name, you know? (how the hell did pain perdu (=lost bread) and croque monsieur (=eat mister) become french bread and toast in translation??
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@Sym bruh moment indeed
Your recepies are totally gross
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Twisted can you pls do breakfast without baking pms thx
okay , okay.
Legend says that they’re still rolling the ham & cheese roll
Noooooo 😱 really??
Hahaha I was hoping for a comment like this on the ham n cheese roll 😂😂😂
I make this cheese an ham roll at home and I roll since 1999 😂
Lol when I read this the picante sauce people popped into my head
Lmao that’s hilarious! When they kept rolling I was wondering when it was going to end
me thinking they are done adding more layers to the ham and swiss roll:
them: *M O R E*
That was exactly what I thought 😂😂
@Lydia Ehijene lmaooo I was thinking the same
Normal people: You done?..
Movie moms and them: Nah, still have a couple hundred left.
Lydia Ehijene i was about to say that😂
Me: *CHEESE AND HAM*
Yeah cheese and ham is my favorite food
Them making the ham and cheese roll: don’t be shy put some more
Lol 😂😂😂
I know when I seen that I was like mmmmm aaaahh lol
No cap😂😂😂👏👏
😂😂😂
Yeah it's an orgasm to watch lol
Me at 9:00am: hmmm let's make some breakfast
Me at 6:00pm: oh my breakfast is done!
OMG ikr like most people eat breakfast that take less than 5-10 mins to make like cereal or toast or fruit.
babygirl ;; 😂😂
Yup seems like an average Tuesday
Red Engineer their trying to say that theses recipes are really long in an exaggerated way.
Red Engineer they are indirectly saying it not everything is straight up.
By the time your finished making most of these meals it's time for lunch.
No more like it's time for dinner
they should say for lunch instead breakfast.
No brunch 🤣
You know "you are" combined is "you're," right? It isn't "your."
Then eat it when it’s lunch! Simple!
*"So how many layers of ham and cheese you want?"*
Twisted : *"Yes."*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
A healthy fruit like banana dipped in chocolate and frying oil
*N I C E*
banana came from chernobyl it radioacive oh mi god
Murica for you
Banana contains a lot of sugar on it's own. It's not that healthy.
@@tediumlacie natural sugars not refined sugars, refined sugars are bad for you natural sugars are not.
“You should always eat something healthy for breakfast!”
*Deep Fries a Banana*
Lol 🤣🤣🤣😌
Banana is healthy
@@vikiviktoria353When Deed fryed in oil it's not... smh
At least it's a banana
Yea but deep frying it is a little extreme. I’d rather just eat it plain
How could anyone have the time to make this in the morning
probably my mom, she wakes up 4 hours earlier just to chill and drink her coffee before she starts to get ready 😂😂😂😂😂
Prolly a weekend breakfast deal
Oh so thats why brunch exists
*Me*
And dying by dinner
The type of breakfast movie-moms make every day only to have their children grab one strawberry
Lmfao 😂😂
FACTS
Hey son where ya going.
I made ya favourite breakfast.
Lol true😂😂
😂😂😂
*when she started rolling that ham and cheese*
me: okay
her: *rolls on four more layers*
me: uh..
her: *rolls on another four layers*
me: how-
Right like how??? 🤣🤣🤣
See I'm like why? The first two strips wasn't enough LOL
Or are we just going to pretend like that egg didn't just go straight through that pan
It's for more than one person. Just like how cake is meant for parties and not for one person.
@@juliamuller3043 right?!? The funny part is even though it happened not only did they leave it in there they didn't give you an alternative just in case it does happen. So if you've never used a baking pan like that the disaster could be ten times worse LOL
👁️ 👄 👁️
My parents: don’t play with your food
Twisted: makes a Jenga tower with bread
2 in 1 I guess
Best game of Jenga ever
its soo fun and delicious
Jesus i’m making this during breakfast and eating it during lunch
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Welp... Seing the caloric vallue, it could actually be very wise.
I mean for f**k sake, i'm just at the second recipie looking at all the preparation requiered, thinking : Ok, that's quite some ham... Yh, y-yeah lots of ham, wait TO MUCH HAM : OH GOD AND THE SHEESE !!! XD
Being french, I Can swear I never saw somethin' like that at any breakfast.
Maaaaaaannnnnn i am so cracked up someone said "They need to rename this to how to get diabetes in the morning" i kinda agree wit dat, you know what i mean? 😂😂😂😂
Pls dont say the name of the Lord in vain
Imagine this;
Perfect saturday morning, waking up to a sunshine and birds singing outside. You crave for breakfast, maybe something easy and fast, boiled eggs, toast and coffee maybe. But before getting out of bed you check your phone and watch a RUclips video and get inspired by it. 6 in the afternoon your breakfast is ready. Chocolate banana pancake dog plus cheese and ham sandwich roll. Healthy like banana screwed up and something fast like sandwich done the hard way. Goodnight
Frick this is true
I have school on Staurdays :/
@@Anonymous-di7cb ha.
Lost it at “chocolate banana pancake dog”
@@XxghostyyyxX lol
Twisted: cuts the ham and cheese French toast swirl
The camera: Earthquake
POV:your cutting a french ham and cheese toast swirl but ur a british chav
FRR I FELT DIZZY WHEN THEY DID THAT
I like how cooking channels reflect their content from their names, like Tasty is about cooking tasty food. Twisted is about summoning the devil by cooking twisted nightmares
Lol
Thanks garfield
About twisted ham and cheese roll
The profile picture makes this comment so much better lol 😂 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"8 delicious breakfast recipes you need to try"
*proceeds to make a lasagna*
darkuma THIS IS SENDING ME I-
Gimme breakfast jhon
😂😂😂😂😂😂
There is no lasagna in the video 🤨
Hey breakfast is what you make it
I’m sorry but
these “breakfast” items, are they just for one day or for like a month?
patfenlon15 that’s what I want to know
Just one morning. :)
@@tyhma1563 r/wooosh
A lot of these seem perfect for feeding a family. Kind of obvious..
Jesse Clift who would ever want to feed their family something that one: horrible for them and two: how big is that family to need that much for a single breakfast???
“Breakfasts for people who eat an entire loaf of bread a day”
@@aja6912 my cousin ate one whole loaf of bread in like an hour at 12 am in the morning
@@nani3130 well if u didnt have dinner maybe thats the case, also it was 12 a.m so he prolly hungry
@@Fr3ddyH true true
Nancy Calderon you’re cousin needs help BAD
@@nani3130 Your cousin will have health problems 👍
3:08 Love how they sprinkled some herbs over the Ham-Toast-Cheese-Egg Monstrosity to make it look less like a heart attack on a Plate.
😂😂😂 its true
it's like 1am where i live and i am dying of "trying to be quiet" kind of laughter because other people are sleeping. the people of these comment sections are so funny i love it !
XI Elxgy IX - i love you too man
Yup these life-hacks are truly terrible. Nothing like a tapemeasure stuck to a toaster!
same
If you can't stop dying of laughter go look at yourself in the mirror now I can't stop laughing 😂
Same ahha its 3am for me
Not even going to lie, they all seem so delicious BUT the calorie count on these breakfast will make breakfast the only meal for the day.
It’s not like your gaining 600 pounds by eating some banana pancakes chill
@@silysister4815 well i didn't see any banana pancake on the menu, so I won't chill
Jessi *eat a snickers bar your not you when your triggered xD*
@@silysister4815 well thank God I don't eat snickers
sister btw I am not triggered, it seems you are by my simple comment on my take on the vid
Videos be like:
Title: quick breakfast foods
Video: broil for 7 hours
Chynigjkigyyygvbh
k
deadd
Fr thooo
It doesn't say quick lol
Me before watching: Ooh interesting
Me after watching: I’ll stick with water
I luv the recipes
@@pirate3829 They take forever to make plus they are dangerous for you they would give you heart attacks if you ate them frequently
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Actually, the only one of all that seems less dangerous is the 3rd : by far the simplest, and "lightest".
Breakfast that takes just a couple hours to make.
why do that when you could just have nothing 👴👩🍳😎😳🤗😍
consentt omg, nice advice, that’s gonna be so tasty :o
consentt skipping breakfast slows down your metabolism 😕
@@hithere1062 that's a myth
By the time you've made it. It's 1pm
bro i can't wait to prepare a giant crazy hamburger for breakfeast
Also there are at least four people only getting eggwhite. It looks the part. But if you do this... scramble the eggs. 😅
It was a giant Mcmuffin. Not so different from a burger though... I've never thought of them as burgers, but now that I think about it they are just little burgers made with pork and an egg 😧
Caedydid and JewelvidsYT1 ..
The fact are usin gumball face is make hilarious cheers fo that
I like your photo
You ppl don't seem to understand how expensive groceries are.
They get money off views. They probably don't care.
@Muhammad Abbassi um I'm 18 but okay
Muhammad Abbassi ok *zoomer*
@@sajid7039 let's all agree that being a Boomer isn't an age, it's a mindset. But you ain't Boomer mate
@Muhammad Abbassi grow up
Yo mom, what are we having for breakfast.
Mom: *TETRIS BLOK*
Jenga... that was the French toast reference I-
@@blissfulthoughts6020 gshsjjsjsj crap- sorry bout that, English isn't my first language and I get things mixed up easy-
@@Over_Zzealous honestly the fact you wrote Tetris blok makes me like this comment more
@@Lauren-mc2tf yyyyaaaasss
This is something that my Italian grandma would say-
And everyone is like: Why am I fat.
*eats fried chocolate bananas for breakfast*
I mean. I wouldn't cause I hate bananas but what's wrong with it ?
@@PredatorH2O The problem is the overload of suger and fat for breakfast.
If you really want to rub salt in the wound, replace the chocolate with nutella.
@@mycosartorius9064 I just skip the whole cooking and just ram a stick in some butter and eat it. Same result. 😅
Alex K Nah mate, you also need to fry the butter then throw one liter of wagyu beef fat on it and fry it again.
‘It’s 11am, we had exams first period, why are you late?’
me : well you see-
🤣🤣🤣that's acc too funny.
😂😂
I was too busy rolling my ham and swiss roll.
@B4DAZZLE same
@@heyimandrew4012 great to see someone thought about commenting that before me
‘so what did you have for breakfast?’
Patricia : pancakes!
Michael : Eggs on toast!
*that kid* : WeLL mY mUm MaDe Me A HaM AnD ChEeSe FrEnCh ToaSt RoLL cAkE WiTh a SiDe Of chOcoLaTe bAnANa DoGs and fReNch ToaSt JenGa StiCkS.
Patricia: Mmm... that sounds healthy.
I read the kids response with a lispy British accent. Perfect.
Surrender Radio Same, honestly.
nobody cares, Mathew.
@@my_d00m3 Mathew, you're so lame!!!
New logic: eggs, bacon, or sausage with literally anything else= breakfast
Lol
For me just that is to much ! 😂
Don't forget bread and cheese
@@terabaap1775 specifically flatted to paper white bread
i feel like these people don’t understand the concept of *breakfast*
bro if this is breakfast for you americans, we surely don't
vita he was probably talking to those who made this video😂
Don’tLook AtMyName yes i was
Lmao
The heaviest thing i ever eat for breakfast was egg and sausage 😐😂
wake up, go to the kitchen, start to fill a pot with 3.5 liters of oil.
-My mom: what a heck are u doing?
Me: breakfast
Lol
But literally my mom would beat my ass cause we aint got no time for that shit 😂
Me : Mom i'm hungry , what we're having for breakfast?
Mom : wait 3 hours
Me: ??
Mom : you heard me
😂
Oh, and you need to get groceries!
😂 😂 😂
hello, I am French and I should point out the name of the French Toast Stack, on 3:38 is "Pain perdu" and it's VERY delicious ! I adviseto use rassi bread for this recipe because it gets you rid of it (rassi bread)
It's all, thank you for your videos Twisted
PS : I'm sorry, I don't speack English very well without Google Traduction ^_^...
i wanna make it right now but theres no bread aaaaah
@• That's right! And by the time breakfast is ready - voila, it's dinner!
j'utilise aussi google translate, et oui je pense que c'est très délicieux
I feel like the title should be " 8 delicious heart attacks"
XD
🤣🤣🤣
Haha yes 🤣🤣
Lol
Lol Hamza
The title should be re named to *How to get diabetes early in the morning*
hahahahaahaha
Yaaaas
Hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
🤣🤣🤣
The real title is: how to have breakfast on lunch time
U mean brunch?
Not unless you start cooking at 4 am 😂
@[ EnElCypher ] I agree with you but you can't call these recipes breakfast. Not because they take more than a minute to make, but they could be fine for a brunch, not for a breakfast😅
*THIS IS BREAKFAST RECIEPE FOR MADNESS.. I LOVE THEM*
Dumb ways to die before the day even starts
LMAOOOO THATS SO GOOD IM CRYING
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice one
WOW! XD
sherlock holmes lmaaaoo that's why you need to watch my cooking videos maybe to keep being healthy to live enough to be a grandpa 😂😂😂
I can hear Gordon Ramsay muttering “oh god...”
dude for real
Fun fact: this is what non-Americans think Americans eat every day
Haha!
As a non-American, I can confirm this is true.
@@Vickster2004 when I was a child I used to think that Americans ate exaggerated amounts of ice cream when they were sad, lmao
Do we just think so or is this actually what they eat? When I saw the cheese/ham roll made me sick
Nou , i did not even imagine it
If they make one more “french toast” I sweaaarrr...
Some of these don't even look like real breakfast.
Lady this is a 8 easy breakfast video
Mom: go to sleep early, you have a test tomorrow!
Me at 3 am: wow that’s a lot of ham and cheese rolls
What really well you wont believe me because i am eight years old and i dont go out of my bed but i stay up near i am no kidding
Corona virus :What does test mean ?
3:27 alright time to wake up at like 4 in the morning so I can make breakfast!
"8 Ways to prepare Breakfast if you've got 48 hours a day"
Bro your comment is underrated 😂
Wait, arn't there
And if you’re loaded
and if you wanna die
3:23 if thats your breakfast good lord get some help
Lmao
good lord
america in a nutshell
😂😂😂😂
Loll
just imagine all the dishes you’d have to wash after making one of these 😂
And how early you have to go to bed the night before and how early you have to get up to start making it to arrive to work/school/activities of the day on time! 😅
Lmao my butler does our dishes so poor him cause i had a few friends over and each one of us picked one of these to do😂😂
@@rubyhackbarth8633 omg is ur butler
*BeRtrAM??*
(Bertram is from the show jessie if ur confused :p)
Imagine doing all that for a ham and cheese sandwich
3:14 When you're trying to cut your cake and there's an earthquake...
Or a Parkinson’s attack
man u made me laugh u r so funny😂
You made me laugh so hard
*wheeze*
Or if you're old...
Whatever song you got playing for this got me going, I dig. Great vibes
Kid: What are we eating for breakfast?
Mom: *GIANT BORGAR*
So you start your day with a delicious heart attack
*Yummy*
🤣🤣🤣
_So Yummy_
Says Homer
Yeah u got that yummy yum that yum-
Why are all the portions so big!? I'm only feeding me!!!
The more the marryer, right?
Then make less omg
Then make them smaller
@@bishdisgosting4792 jjj&&&&7777 8//
That's the point. . .
I feel like these “breakfast” are first of all “breakslow” meals, and second of all, you would prepare them the night before
And further more, those are most likely plates I'd serve for lunch : to several people that would go for some marathon or heavy duty jobs. To keep that stimach full, and spend energy.
Only came for the ham and cheese grilled sandwich and it wasnt shown til the end.. smrt
12:26 is dat wat ur lukeng for?!
I already make that xD you just need toast,cheese,Ham and a microwave
"Honey, did you pull out?"
12:25
Damn smrt in my native language means death lol
@@kackabobkova1718 you are from czech too?
Breakfast recipes: proceeds to make a ham and cheese sandwich that will literally eliminate world hunger
Lol 😂
Y'all really don't eat much Huh?
@@youcannotspeaktomeanyhow you shouldn't have that much food for breakfast
@@scoobydoo1418 not on my own. It's definitely enough for my family though. And if I'm sharing, it'll really only fend off the hunger for like 2 more hours.
This is literally " Obesity : The tutorial"
Or also "starve"
@@fimlviaquez3936 or "now you are hungry"
@Un Zorro Shota OwO too far
I do that ketchup is my go to stuff that I don’t like
How to: Obesity
I hate it when they dip EVERYTHING in KETCHUP 😫😫
Omg 😱 yesss
Omll ikr
Who they and what everything? Why don't you just not dip yours in ketchup? And not worry about what other people like?
Looking at people dipping things in ketchup makes me go downstairs to open the fridge for the 635289 time
i feel like this whole video is just meat, cheese and bread and a hell lot of frying lol
Edellea don't forget eggs
@@DNice5865 eggs are the top of any kind of foods in this Chanel lol
Bannanaana too
Ohh butter!!!!
eggs
i hate eggs also i hate milk
Actual title: _How to get fat in 1 Week_
You don't have to eat the whole portion. Just lower the portion of ingredients
@@nibcowling3449 it was irony
@@sandwich6284 o k
Nica H 1 day
Cammy Feng 😂
5:37 “Eggs to taste”
THEY REALLY SAID THAT THOUGH WHAT THE HELL
Hahhahah LMAO
😂😂😂
WTF LMAOO
14 eggs later.. lolol
Most people: I quite like eggs for breakfast!!!
Twisted: *enchiladas*
I love your profile picture
@@nourallaw2526 thank you 😏
Is my guy having a seizure cutting the ham and cheese roll
i was watching this at double speed so he was really going for it lol
The thing is probably flimsy and soft, so it's hard to cut. It's better to just make ham and cheese sandwich.
Hazaki Saiga the way the hands look and the ring on the finger is a band. It switches from a man and a woman
Hazaki Saiga the video I mean lol. They’re cooking together
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂
If you want any of that at breakfast time, you gone have to start preparing everything by 4 am
*laugh in south east asian*
Me: hey mom what's for breakfast?
Mom: high cholesterol, diabetes, with a hint of bubble guts.
Me: when will it be ready?
Mom: two days
Me: DAAAAAD!!
Mom: he went to get cigarettes (starts crying)
😂😂😂
😂
Lmaoooo
LOL this should have way more likes!
Lmao, your so right!
This is what you call "breakfast"?
More like dinner
What you need to have a nice North american recipe:
-butter
-cinnamon
-white bread
-oil to fry
Don’t forget CHEESE
Eggs and milk!!!!
And ketchup
don't forget a human foot bro
This isn't normal for an American wtf
Mom: What do you want for breakfast.
Me: something light
Mom: comes out with a giant egg & sausage muffin
Valeria Gonzalez this is priceless
Or a huge ass cake made out of cheese, ham and a whole loaf of white bread
that’s my grandma lmao
1) Wake up at 6 o’clock in the morning
2) Start doing breakfast
3) End breakfast around 7 p.m.
4) Start doing dinner
Wtf who have all this time to do breakfast 😂
Like you legit have to leave the bananas overnight in the freezer before you dip them in fuckin pancake mix lol.
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😂 😂 😂
People who don’t sleep
I love the last one the most.
Imma try that
Twisted: Rolling together twenty lines of white bread stuck together with ham and swiss and baking with egg and gravy on top
Me: This is the most ridiculous dish I have ev--
Twisted: Here's a pizza-sized egg mcmuffin
People watching this at 1am:
Aight imma head out, buy groceries and proceed to cook for 5h.
@@tevinsamuel Exactly what I was thinking!
10 ways to die in the morning:
Number 1: This video
Pan Pan, Number #2: Eating a ham and cheese sandwich pie roll that could feed a whole village.
Number 3: Go to school, wait til it opens and realise u woke up at 5AM for nun cuz its closed.
ThaMonster but that makes no since because you know a virus is out there?
Wtf. That sandwich roll is too fancy. I can take an old school sandwich in 5 minutes, no problem
"breakfast u should try at home"
Me : "not knowing 80% of the ingredients"
Okay if anyone wants to know or try some of these
The 1st one for me i didn't like it,the ingredients do match together but a fried pancake is just not as good as cooked normally in a pan,not even that good I Low key hate it
Like just put the damn banana in the batter and cook it in a damn pan
2nd one is actually BOMB like wtf it tasted soooooooo good I swear I thought it would be too overwhelming (with all that shit stacked up together) but it was just fine
Maybe don't try as many rolls but if ur part of a big family (like 6 or 8 people like mine) go ahead make it as big as you want and you're probably gonna mess up the roll at some point like me lol but trust me it's worth it and i added more cheese than in the video (but not too much ofc) oh and the bechamel sauce I got a recipe from my uncle (he's a chef) first you do the butter and flour thing then put nutmeg,salt,pepper,a half onion with 4 cloves stuffed in it and a peeled garlic
Then add milk until it's quite creamy add like half a cup of heavy cream and a good amout of cheese you want then remove the stuffed onion and garlic (idk save them for another dish or whatever i ain't an expert haha) then it's doneee I swear it's good
3rd one is good it's actually delicious but like idk it's probably just me but the sight of the heavy cream and chocolate just made my stomach hurt (keep in mind i'm a HUGE chocolate lover) maybe bc i had flashbacks from my bad experiences with heavy cream but my family said it's good (slightly too sweet)
4th one tastes awesome but like too much work for a breakfast (i did it for dinner cuz my lazy ass wont spend that much energy first in the morning, besides I have online classes the first thing in the morning 😔) and maybe it's just me but like I eat wayy too much sooo it's only like a snack to me (keep in mind we're a big family so splitting food will give u the right amount but i eat too much so) but it is good
5th one I also messed that one up lol it was good not smth that'll make me go "wow"
Obviously I tried these on different days and on quarantine to get away from school cuz like they're killing me with projects,hw,lessons,lives and stuff sooo yeah i'm still gonna try the remaining ones if anyone wants to know
UPDATE: now for the 6th one well I mean it's good ? It's just what u expect it to taste when u eat it it's normal (finally smth normal lmao)
7th one no where in hell i'm trying that it's time consuming,complicated,not worth it,WASTING INGREDIENTS (damn all the things i hate the most in one dish) so yeah but if anyone wanna try (which is nobody ever lmao) just do regular normal size
8th one is for tmrrw the recipe looks good and normal so I bet it'll taste just the way we all expect it to taste
Sorry if there are no tips or whatsoever cuz I ain't a chef i'm just doing what the video says,if I changed smth I end up adding my weird combinations and create smth that doesn't exist haha
Cheers dude you're a legend
I do wanna know, pls keep us updated :o
YES PLEASE!
The hero we didn't know we needed
Do you have diabetes yet?
Bro if i made one of these I’ll be late for life not just for work :)
Best comment 😂😂
So true
Sara Gassan lol best one
I feel like this is just an overachiever “Tasty” channel
"How to die with a Heart Attack during your breakfast"
What about a cup of tea or a cup of milk with coffee and a toast with butter or jelly?
The person coming up with some of these needs a reality check
If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at you imbeciles. I don't even know this person who put this video out but thank you.
here's a reality check for you! put your real face. A cartoon character why? or maybe you're just that ugly that you have to use a cartoon?
@@raquelgarcia29671st - he likes the "cartoon", so he has the right to use it.
2nd - you are saying that while you have a google original profile picture
3rd - are you really offending people on the internet for their appearence, like what?!
4th - these guys literally giving you diabetes for breakfast
Raquel Garcia you say if you have nothing nice to say don’t say it yet end that sentence with an insult? Also so what it’s a “cartoon character” he likes it. These recipes are HORRIBLE for your health, that’s why they need a reality check. Don’t bring my pfp into this either, I like the character and so I chose it also, you don’t even have a pfp so how can you judge other people’s????
Raquel Garcia you are so damn contradicting
Wow, that's some serious "cooking". So, basically, you take a perfectly good food, and make it ten times unhealthier.
Yep
Hi I’m America, nice to meet you.
I can’t be the only one vibing to this funky music
Leaving aside the how unhealthy this recipes are... Do they really think anyone has enough spare time to even try to make them?
And that's on period
Now we do lol.
The banana one seems simple
These are all easy af to make. You just suck at cooking.
Gabriel S. Sorry I like not having a heart attack, yes I could cook it. But should I?????? These take way too much time and just like what’s the point????
recommendations: _wanna get a heart, liver and circulatory disease?_
I’m pretty sure my arteries clogged just from watching this.
Forget arteries! I could feel my butt expanding as I'm watching this video!
@@ichigopockychan Ok........ I'm just gonna do like I never saw that.
Rip
I has three heart attacks just from the ham and cheese role
Galey Luu excuse me, w h a t
The Ham and cheese french toast swirl is one of my favourite❤
The process: Proof 60 minutes
The process again: Proof 40 minutes
Literally the process: Bake 10 minutes
Absolutely the process: Bake 20 minutes
Me: Wakes up and 10am, eats this breakfast at 1pm
LOLL
Okay have you never heard of prepping ahead of time? When you order a pizza do you expect them to start making the dough when you order it?
Half of these thing you can’t prep for cause they’ll go bad the next day
Plus it’s a joke
When it's just early in the morning and you make whole ass cakes and huge breakfast.
Sucide break fast
@@abidakhan I swear it was Ben Laden daily breakfast routine
bruh i dont even eat something like that for lunch
That sucks, boo hoo
You have to hate yourself to eat something like that
@@damirapevec6203 Then I must be sucidal.
predator H2O “I’ve won but at what cost”
I haven't eat something like that for a month
Those are not cheap ingredients but truly delicious and some of the recipes are easy to cook. I will do few of those breakfast dishes.
You lost me at pouring the egg mix over that ham roll without a bottom underneath it. Just getting eggs everywhere. Gross.
I see U have incredible skills...
Still looks good tho
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They did, it’s a springform pan so the edge is snapped around the bottom that you couldn’t see. My guess is their springform is bent and leaks.
@@haleywood8040 never new 'springform' is an actual English phrase?! (Asked by a German)
Name of the channel: Twisted
My stomache if I ate their food: twisted
I never tried even a single recipe. I only watch this when im hungry😁😁😁
I'd die to eat all of those 🤩
literally 🤩✨
Can we just talk about how gross it is that they dipped almost all of those things in ketchup
runic raven YES like w h a t
runic raven no, some people love ketchup. I'll do the same
IT JUST WORKS
The real problem is WHY ARE ALMOST ALL THESE THINGS CALLED FRENCH??? they have a French name, you know? (how the hell did pain perdu (=lost bread) and croque monsieur (=eat mister) become french bread and toast in translation??
Can we just talk about how gross it is that you judge people based on their food rastes
Who else watching whilst starving to death?
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Hassan Iskander I meant three weeks ago
Still starving.. Have yet to buy my groceries 😭
Haven't eaten all day ughhh
At least your not dying of a heart attack like the people who eat that.
Me at 6:50 “Oh finally, a normal one!” Me at 6:53 “😭”
Musicmore1000 *adds insane amount of cheese*
And it was suposed to be a breakfast lol