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Dave Chappelle: Why Donald Trump's Ideas Sound Like "High People Ideas"

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  • @MrEab2010
    @MrEab2010 19 days ago +93

    evidently this was performed in 2017, which today looks like nostalgia.

  • @Brawndo2008
    @Brawndo2008 Month ago +292

    Who else stayed and watched the random asian girl silently talk to her computer for a minute at the end?

    • @duboisdvoleur
      @duboisdvoleur Month ago +10

      Very strange. Are there any lip readers among us?

    • @DeniseHodges-b3d
      @DeniseHodges-b3d Month ago +4

      I did lol I was thinking there was more!

    • @Opinionateted
      @Opinionateted Month ago +16

      @duboisdvoleur Lip readers who can read lips in Chinese?

    • @Rickspert
      @Rickspert Month ago

      ​@OpinionatetedI mean, someone that is deaf and speaks both English and Chinese? I bet AI could do that shit! Prob fuck most of it up, but still!

    • @dougwalker4944
      @dougwalker4944 Month ago +13

      we be hacked.

  • @SylviaRoss-f2r
    @SylviaRoss-f2r 8 days ago +17

    My husband were in Pennsylvania once, & we were laughing because there were Amish horses & buggies all over the place with license plates on their bumpers just like us.😂

  • @redakroma1
    @redakroma1 Month ago +45

    Now you know why Politicians hate "Transparency". Because in the end you really DON'T want to know everything they are doing.

    • @mminus8882
      @mminus8882 Month ago +12

      Or maybe THEY really dont want you to know...and Trump is not a politician. He is a grifter😂😂

    • @uniqfox
      @uniqfox 18 days ago +2

      If he is he must of taken notes from sleepy ass Joe Schmoe

    • @KimberlyReid-kb7wz
      @KimberlyReid-kb7wz 9 days ago +2

      ​@uniqfoxBiden is way more intelligent and in control of his mental facilities than Trump ever was. Lock him up!!!

    • @med8736
      @med8736 8 days ago

      @kimberlyreid-kb7wz Lock him up for what? All politicians lie especially the longer they are in office. There is a ton of palm pressing, favors and lobbyists to do their dirty work. And it's both sides. They all tell us what they want us to hear. You cqn only believe 10 % of what all politicians say🤣

    • @TheZoopyus
      @TheZoopyus 8 days ago +1

      @med8736 over 30,000 lies and just his first four years

  • @JohnWesleyHatton
    @JohnWesleyHatton Month ago +124

    Dave is a legend!

    • @Mymusicgggdddf
      @Mymusicgggdddf 11 days ago +5

      Yes he is!!!!

    • @kuroneko334
      @kuroneko334 10 days ago +2

      ​@MymusicgggdddfDave supports Elon and Trump.

    • @MartinFarnese
      @MartinFarnese 8 days ago

      who was also on the Lolita Express.

    • @earthjoy1
      @earthjoy1 7 days ago

      he must be he's in spacd

    • @AlPea-p2l
      @AlPea-p2l 6 days ago

      Who err what why the Asian mute at the end of this clip

  • @JustinAshley-p7s
    @JustinAshley-p7s Month ago +22

    I wouldnt share my pen either.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 7 days ago +2

      I don't vape, and I wouldn't share either.

  • @bro-bro3781
    @bro-bro3781 21 day ago +10

    One of the G.O.A.T.'s that will never be forgotten 💯🔥

  • @The_Phill_A_Blunt
    @The_Phill_A_Blunt Month ago +59

    Lips sweating 😂

  • @Opinionateted
    @Opinionateted Month ago +22

    I lke the way that Dave is giving upcoming comedians a chance to break in to comedy. Like that Asian woman who did that bit where she moved her lips without speaking. That sht was hlarious!

    • @buledysangwa3993
      @buledysangwa3993 10 days ago +1

      He doesn't discriminate. Comedy jas no borders! And therrrz nothing wrong with growing your audience.

  • @MatthewSchrader-p9z
    @MatthewSchrader-p9z 25 days ago +18

    The ending is GENIUS!..

  • @vstrom9586
    @vstrom9586 Month ago +33

    Love this guy

  • @donmiles109channel
    @donmiles109channel Month ago +71

    Holy shit, I needed that! I haven't laughed like that in a long time!

  • @tonyplot7094
    @tonyplot7094 Month ago +36

    RUclips!! The space background is RIDICULOUS!!

  • @nickzivs
    @nickzivs 6 days ago +3

    This aged well lol

  • @johnzuska7429
    @johnzuska7429 Month ago +4

    This channel reminds me so much of - wait for it - radio

  • @demitriuswilliams4729
    @demitriuswilliams4729 25 days ago +3

    He is such a natural 🤣🎯💯

  • @tenishaKarr
    @tenishaKarr 5 days ago +1

    Who knew! Dave Chappelle was exactly how I needed to start my day😂

  • @75hilmar
    @75hilmar 10 days ago +1

    It's like he did this out in the universe, high as a kite 😂

  • @JoshuaRGill-xk9mx
    @JoshuaRGill-xk9mx 8 days ago

    Dave is the King but that ending got me. 😂 wth is that?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thunderFence
    @thunderFence 10 days ago +7

    The GOAT!!!

  • @JoanneIorizzoWatson

    Dig deep in that wayback machine, rump is all in there. I saw that tv moment.

  • @Vlad-oy8ew
    @Vlad-oy8ew 8 days ago

    Anytime space is used as a background to a comics routine, it’s cosmic.
    Ex. Bill Burr in Philly

  • @chuckshero1177
    @chuckshero1177 27 days ago +8

    He's 👑‼️

  • @johnpeter8225
    @johnpeter8225 9 days ago +1

    Absolutely brilliant! :)

  • @antwan1357
    @antwan1357 9 days ago +1

    Dave Chappelle and Neil Degrasse Tyson should talk together on StarTalk all this planetary background stuff makes me think about it.

  • @WaveofMutilation137
    @WaveofMutilation137 6 days ago +2

    Finally
    Someone making sense

  • @KapitalResources
    @KapitalResources 10 days ago +1

    That dude's bonkers

  • @Xamaxango
    @Xamaxango 10 days ago +1

    The greatest comedian in present days

  • @mosalethoba5267
    @mosalethoba5267 8 days ago +2

    I love me some Dave Schappell skits 😂😅😂 my goat is forever hilarious 😂😂

  • @pattytracey3131
    @pattytracey3131 Month ago +14

    Clean coal - what a farce. NO ONE wants to go back to the coal mines.

    • @Djsexton25
      @Djsexton25 Month ago +2

      My husband & son are there 5 & 6 days a week.

    • @rockhard237
      @rockhard237 Month ago +6

      ​@Djsexton25Some people believe electricity comes from a pole in the road.

    • @mminus8882
      @mminus8882 Month ago

      ​@Djsexton25poor lady, hopefully you family can switch to wind before they get black lung....

    • @starman2928
      @starman2928 18 days ago +1

      Same in the UK, we have plenty of coal under the surface, but now we import it from China and Poland.

    • @Djsexton25
      @Djsexton25 18 days ago

      @starman2928China gets it from United States.

  • @WielkiElektronik69
    @WielkiElektronik69 10 days ago

    Love that guy ❤ , not literally 😂😂

  • @tweaker1bms
    @tweaker1bms 10 days ago +1

    Unless he does snl warm-up shows often before hosting I might have been at this show, and I don't recall anything warranting a reporter saying that.

  • @carlhannen1769
    @carlhannen1769 23 days ago +3

    His lips sweat because that's where most of the action happens.

  • @MsJoyce31202
    @MsJoyce31202 9 days ago

    Leave with the lips you came with. 😂

  • @chijaytavaakachija1513

    I know these are jokes about i was in Korea for MW2 to BO1. They do play different. Feels like theyre running Madden plays. Nothing random if they got a team.😂

  • @janicebradford4514
    @janicebradford4514 8 days ago

    I NEEDED that laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AK-de7jn
    @AK-de7jn 9 days ago +1

    Great ending!

  • @vagabonddeesadventures8491

    Great video !

  • @Lando-u8y
    @Lando-u8y 7 days ago

    Them t1t1z at the end we're niicee... 😂

  • @tweaker1bms
    @tweaker1bms 10 days ago +1

    Amish sure to love to ride that Amtrak train, I'll tell you that. And I'm pretty sure, Amtrak isn't the best, but those still aren't the same trains they had in the 1850s... 🤔

  • @mocatree
    @mocatree 11 days ago +1

    Dave shapalle in space. Amazing!!

  • @ChrisHolder-w3n
    @ChrisHolder-w3n 10 days ago

    Chappelle is the best

  • @NickMeci-o4c
    @NickMeci-o4c 8 days ago

    That's why we need each other we can disagree and respect each other

    • @jjw00dw0
      @jjw00dw0 8 days ago

      One another vs. each other.

  • @CPhillips5481
    @CPhillips5481 10 days ago

    Legendary

  • @donmiles109channel
    @donmiles109channel Month ago +11

    If a cop pulls you over and his lips are sweating........how would Dave finish that sentence?

  • @Mymusicgggdddf
    @Mymusicgggdddf 11 days ago

    Yeah he is! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Qoleqote
    @Qoleqote 10 days ago

    A style all his own.

  • @eurosonly
    @eurosonly 4 days ago

    The background is wild

  • @FrancoisEustache-ed6gd

    It's simple the higher ups make the new cultural trends and they democratize it by flooding the media with ads that use them to sell you their new shit.after six months of constant bombardement all the people's brain find that new kind of narratives becoming common sense.

    • @NBCodeCutter
      @NBCodeCutter Month ago +2

      Isn’t it amazing that you can even get human beings to destroy themselves? Suicidal empathy is the new norm, and the left has embraced it fully. I wish the real Dave Chappelle was around. Whoever this moron is, he doesn’t care about the people.

    • @davidlieu5568
      @davidlieu5568 Month ago

      ​@NBCodeCuttercentral casting ate him

    • @JoshuaHarper-i6t4g
      @JoshuaHarper-i6t4g Month ago +1

      Only if you can't think for yourself dose it imprint in you don't believe everything you watch question everything your being told

  • @Andreas.T.W
    @Andreas.T.W 24 days ago

    Coz it is... 😂😂

  • @Mastergamer19
    @Mastergamer19 Month ago +11

    I told you! 😂

  • @barryroberts6771
    @barryroberts6771 Month ago +15

    He's not talking about higher-ups, he's talking about people being High

  • @tonytyson9080
    @tonytyson9080 8 days ago +1

    Dave is too damn funny 😢!!!!

  • @yogasounds1
    @yogasounds1 5 days ago +1

    Bruh you just uploaded Dave’s content as your own.

  • @adamolges7612
    @adamolges7612 3 days ago

    The truffle butter joke went over their heads 😂

  • @danallmon-bz5nv
    @danallmon-bz5nv 29 days ago

    I did this is the first time I'm watching you again. I haven't watched you ever since I heard that Dave sorry my loss but I'm back buddy. Now that I know you're not a Donald Trump supporter.

  • @rodmena3404
    @rodmena3404 Month ago +28

    People who are high show better sense

    • @zenzombie72
      @zenzombie72 26 days ago +2

      Only if they're used to it.

    • @sandflea23
      @sandflea23 22 days ago +1

      Like drunk drivers that at least try to drive attentively unlike phone texting 😅

    • @tinasdivinepower
      @tinasdivinepower 18 days ago

      ​@zenzombie72😂 your name is zenzombie? You're used to it.

    • @zenzombie72
      @zenzombie72 18 days ago +1

      ​@tinasdivinepower Hah!

    • @G3M-N-EYE
      @G3M-N-EYE 18 days ago +4

      I get high and then I comment. The next day I have 56k likes. I have the most profound thoughts when I’m elevated. I can see clearly

  • @oic165
    @oic165 3 days ago

    5:18 yea, this actually happens though...

  • @strangescience3414
    @strangescience3414 9 days ago

    He honest😂😂😂

  • @professionalfilmreviews

    He is SOOOOOO funny

  • @judyjames2767
    @judyjames2767 19 days ago +6

    I want the same thing that Amish people want. I want to be left the fuck alone. leave me alone.,🤨

  • @didAIsusedtobehumans
    @didAIsusedtobehumans Month ago +2

    cool video.

  • @Armored_Fist
    @Armored_Fist Month ago +56

    Funny thing about the Amish at least they won't be enslaved to Satan through their phones

    • @chuckshero1177
      @chuckshero1177 27 days ago

      Yeah, they will😁

    • @KJacks-c8n
      @KJacks-c8n 25 days ago

      😂😂😂

    • @livefreedom1776
      @livefreedom1776 20 days ago

      The Bible says come out of her and be separate, talking about society, the Amish may be the only ones going to heaven.

    • @tweaker1bms
      @tweaker1bms 10 days ago

      Just the women enslaved in their society...

    • @livefreedom1776
      @livefreedom1776 10 days ago

      @tweaker1bmsevery one is a slave to debt

  • @andypanda4756
    @andypanda4756 9 days ago +2

    Amish don't use cars, because family members wind up too far apart when people have them.
    The Community is more important than the vehicle.

  • @SheilaDixon-b9k
    @SheilaDixon-b9k Month ago +8

    😅😅😅😅

  • @AnthonyEadie
    @AnthonyEadie 6 days ago

    Who just popped in at the end? Where’s Dave? Why am I getting customer service support? 0, I’m pressing 0!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @JoanneIorizzoWatson

    Indeed! Like a serious wtf wtf omg

  • @steelscooter
    @steelscooter 5 days ago +2

    This is from 2017. I would love to see this routine written after the start of Trump's second term. Holy shit, he was crazy back then but now...

    • @mannotwiththeplan
      @mannotwiththeplan 4 days ago

      now he knows how the government runs and can execute his crazy ideas

  • @billyg310
    @billyg310 Day ago

    go Dave go

  • @ivettenajera5940
    @ivettenajera5940 15 days ago

    Yeap

  • @jodogger1
    @jodogger1 11 days ago +1

    Too FUNNNNYYYY!!!!!!

  • @JamesMerritt-j9y
    @JamesMerritt-j9y Month ago +1

    Asian hackers dude 13:11 but God bless them

  • @LeoMoonStar
    @LeoMoonStar 5 days ago +1

    Big TY for your whole Trump monologue.. Hilarious Dave.. thanks so much

    • @LeoMoonStar
      @LeoMoonStar 5 days ago

      @bring_back_warhawk It’s ok if most of us have TDS because he is circling the drain., exactly like WE knew it would come to this. You picked the wrong asshole to emulate! 💙💙💙💙✌️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @marybass839
    @marybass839 8 days ago

    uh yeah and it's not the first time

  • @James-b5r
    @James-b5r Month ago +11

    He needs to do Trump roast. Trump would love it.

  • @MarcusMartin-x7y
    @MarcusMartin-x7y Month ago +3

    Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂

    • @MinhLe-x1v
      @MinhLe-x1v Month ago

      Chapelle isn’t that bright , that I can tell

  • @spudawrinkle
    @spudawrinkle 29 days ago +12

    People that are high have an open mind

    • @rumpelpumpel7687
      @rumpelpumpel7687 9 days ago +2

      right - i'm a stoner for over 25 yrs and that shit Trump's coming up with on a daily basis would have never crossed my mind ✌️

  • @marcoac5246
    @marcoac5246 22 days ago

    dave is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @svota722
    @svota722 Month ago +2

    wtf at 12:47 an abrupt end !? ....

    • @Armored_Fist
      @Armored_Fist Month ago

      You wouldn't actually want them to say they feel sorry for Trump would you

    • @LLcoolLakers
      @LLcoolLakers 9 days ago

      Lol that always happens on youtube morning debate covering channels there's always an Asian who shows up prematurely when you expect the video to keep going it's funny as hell. Like Trump said they know a lot about surprises in Japan lol

  • @DanielJStromme
    @DanielJStromme 5 days ago

    That "floating galaxy" appearing all around is totally unacceptable.

  • @loridiggins2067
    @loridiggins2067 Month ago +3

    😂🤣

  • @alicescammon4900
    @alicescammon4900 10 days ago

    Amen we all need each other black white we all need each other

  • @kazimierzsokolowski7810

    Cole Cain 😅

  • @pisces363
    @pisces363 6 days ago

    Dave’s grandmother lived across the street from when he was growing up.

  • @jamesvermeer5653
    @jamesvermeer5653 7 days ago +1

    funny guy

  • @philippebersier3003
    @philippebersier3003 26 days ago +5

    Classy Dave! A true comedian😂

  • @daynafortune7925
    @daynafortune7925 26 days ago +5

    At least he was honest and still is.

  • @allenprice6705
    @allenprice6705 6 days ago

    Dave for president

  • @lornbaker1083
    @lornbaker1083 10 days ago

    The only time I ever saw coal was the result of a fire during the summer that we roasted marshmallows on and what was left in the result afterwards in the morning when the fire was put out was called charcoal. But that's not the same as the ore known as coal, Which then needs to be turned into coke, Via destructive distillation. Other than that , i've only ever seen a kohl's

  • @johnfitzpatrick3047

    Brilliant!! But they cut into your video here right after you started talking about how maybe the media is a little hard on Trump, I doubt it's an accident.

  • @pbftp27
    @pbftp27 11 days ago +1

    The Amish in a horse&buggy on ths highway is to Dave Chappelle as elite cyclists on the highway is to HL.

  • @deehoupt5276
    @deehoupt5276 13 hours ago

    They are. He was put on Adderall by a Set Dr on the Apprentice. :Within 3 werks they were snorting it".

  • @serenahilton1428
    @serenahilton1428 Month ago +3

    🎯💯

  • @CrispinCurtis-z3c
    @CrispinCurtis-z3c 24 days ago

    Wow

  • @hanskrieger4299
    @hanskrieger4299 4 days ago

    Good comedians make fun of everyone and everything.

  • @PaulAfrica-o9u
    @PaulAfrica-o9u 12 days ago

    All ❤ love

  • @J.MartinWills
    @J.MartinWills Month ago +3

    13:03 Well, hello!

    • @ryanski8479
      @ryanski8479 Month ago +2

      I thought I accidentally skipped to the next video lol 😂

    • @TonyStárks01
      @TonyStárks01 Month ago +1

      Yo wth 😅😅😅😂

    • @normalsaline8913
      @normalsaline8913 10 days ago

      I thought my phone was hacked by the North Koreans.

    • @J.MartinWills
      @J.MartinWills 10 days ago

      @normalsaline8913 ....if u know whut i mean, then, she can "luv me lawng time".

  • @SparkyonWheelz
    @SparkyonWheelz 10 days ago

    1:15
    😁

  • @karengranados280
    @karengranados280 10 days ago

    I did!!

  • @tashriquekarriem8865
    @tashriquekarriem8865 11 days ago

    Platoon 😂