I feel like that jingle was cooking until the, "KIDS DIE FOR FREEE!" that threw it off, But also they said that the Helluva Boss Pilot episode is no longer cannon to the story right now, So the characters with the dead kid, the whole pilot thing. Is Gone, Out of the story, Never to be seen again.
@AmyAberrantIt's wild that you can still make out most of the phone exchange with "Looloo land bhrkblrdjv" "abscirivierov" "I'll pay you" "what" "money~" "abscravil Looloo land" by that point.
i dont want to be rude, but a little correction for the timestamp its 13:47 i think, like one more second before what you stanped because you cant actually see the scene with the loo loo mascot anymore
Bless her so much! That's all she wanted. A loving family! She may snark at him a lot, but I have a feeling she does call her "dad" when at home, and only calls her "Blitz" in the office because it's generally not tactful to call your parents by "mom and dad" when in the office for fear there may be bias. The only time she's ever seen calling him "dad" are the moments where they're at home except when she slipped up while they were walking into the office. So I kind of headcanon she actually always called him Dad at home and just calls him Blitz when in the office for tact reasons. Just as Blitz didn't call her his "Daughter" he called her "Our Receptionist".
Bro had to limit it to just “fuck” because the video would’ve been like thirty seconds long if they counted _every_ swear (affectionate) Also I love how speeding it up upgrades “You Will Be Okay” from a sweet and wholesome ballad to an absolute jam 💜🎶
She was watching the broadcast with Katie Killjoy, I believe, because the episode came out wayyy before they would've had that part of the final show animated enough to accurately portray it
At 1:25 when millie gets a bit flirty you can see moxxie blush for like a second and then immediately go back to annoyed... I just find the detail quite cute
Even though it was sped up and I could barley hear it, "You Will Be Okay" still gave me goosebumps. It's such an amazing and soul-touching song, no matter the speed.
16:08 "Or ill call HR" Still get me everytime even with the laughter 🤣 And 16:49 just sounds like you drank too much coffee and now your brain is speeding up time
13:35 is a perfect jumpscare It takes SO LONG for the first f-bomb The chattering with moments of coherency is hilarious 14:41 Fizz-bot has an error This video would go so much faster at sh*t, d*ick, f*ck, and beeps being included 16:49 is where it devolves to squirrel chatter, and the way the camera glare is slowed is funny The Cherub episode just opening on nightmare imagery is cursed as that speed The Cherub episode at the squaker speeds is almost Tom & Jerry material The Wrath Ring looks so drugged at this speed The D.H.O.R.K.S. episode starts at just over 2 minutes left.... What is this gonna be like after!? Tripping Balls is as legendary as comments claim 30 seconds left partway through Ozzie's This video needs a sequel
“I have 25 minutes to watch helluva boss”
“Ohh boy do I got a video for you”
That 30 seconds of unmatched video
Speedrunning helluva boss in 25 minutes
@DOTLOCKMKXSkip the first 30 seconds to absorb the most content
“Have we got a show for you?”
More accurate 25:31 minute
I can't believe the whole vid just stopped to we can hear Blitz say
" *T R I P P I N G B A L L S* "
When was it?
Nvm got it
@Madeupanimalcolor so, where is it?
@Viro_is_great24:03
@Madeupanimalcolor 24:04
No matter how fast it is, that scene where they look directly at the “camera” still holds that same energy
17:00 👁️👁️
Cringe
@Marvelfanatic3658then don’t watch the video
@BurgerBoy9001 i can do what I want
@Marvelfanatic3658then don’t hate the video if you’re gonna force yourself to watch it even though you don’t like it DUMBASS.
If this was all cuss words instead of just “f*ck” then we would be watching this for 5 minutes
Correction, 5 seconds
@ColetonBeckett fair
The imp jingle should’ve been the intro in every episode
True
I feel like that jingle was cooking until the, "KIDS DIE FOR FREEE!" that threw it off, But also they said that the Helluva Boss Pilot episode is no longer cannon to the story right now, So the characters with the dead kid, the whole pilot thing. Is Gone, Out of the story, Never to be seen again.
@ISon-GokuIwait so Loona never gave Moxxie an ad for weight loss?
@FxmilyGaming Oh nah my bad that's still canon since it was mentioned in Seeing Stars Episode.
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14:23 "ohlookmoxxie,athing!" "oh,youlikethatthing?" *_"YEAAAAAAAA"_*
There’s a point where the only sound is basically just caffeine addicted canaries
4:43 ....💀✋️
I could understand everything up until 16:50. That may or may be because I memorized the entire script tho…
@Claw_on_pawzthe whole ass thing?!?
@TylerBrito-jk4dv that’s how unstable I am 😝
@Claw_on_pawz"Life is like a weiner, it maybe up or down, but its not hard forever"
The fact that “TRIPPING BAAALLLSSS!!!” Wasn’t sped up, Gets me DYING
😂😂😂😂😂😂
24:03 osiosioouousousououo TRIPPING BALLS sousoaaosiosioouousousououou
LMAOO
You almost said my name OSI
Which episode is this
@PleaseDontTagThisChannel_TY season 1 episode 6 is belive
I am tripping balls from this
Tripping balls 💀
I love how in truth seekers this guy purposely made it slow down just so we could hear “tripping balls” 💀
Edit: Mum, I’m famou- SHUT UP
24:04
Edit its actually 24:05
💀
AYO WTF *goes faster*
YEAH I WAS CACKLING AT THAT
THIS!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE ELSE SAY THIS 💀😭
I like how a quarter of the video is the pilot
Real lol
More than half way through and still being on looloo land is wild 😅
@AmyAberrantIt's wild that you can still make out most of the phone exchange with "Looloo land bhrkblrdjv" "abscirivierov" "I'll pay you" "what" "money~" "abscravil Looloo land" by that point.
best episode 🫢
Because it’s the best episode
14:41 *Fizzarolli having a severe seizure*
Yoooo😂
“Ahhziknowthatbgjsnfkdbfiehejcsi”-Fizzarolli the seizure haver
@ToesJr LMFAOOO
Man, I played this so many times 😂
@brandib8892 same LOL
No matter how quick the
“WHAT”
“THE”
“FUCK”
“DADDDDDDD”
is, it will always be hilarious as hell
Fr
Literally.
Language! Everyone!
LANGUAGE EVERYONE
13:49 LMFAO YOU CAN PERFECTLY HEAR THE “yeah 😔”
i dont want to be rude, but a little correction for the timestamp
its 13:47 i think, like one more second before what you stanped because you cant actually see the scene with the loo loo mascot anymore
6:22 THE SPED UP CHUCKLE 😭😭😭
Not me watching that part literally twenty times-
Chipmunk ahh laugh
ĤűəĤűəĤűəĤűəĤűə
That's how I sound when laughing
✨cHiP anD dALe ✨
21:00 the split second frame of Moxxie dying omg 😂
WHY 😂
WHY MOXXIE
WHY MOXXIE WHY
WHY MOXXIE WHY MOXXIE
MOXXIE!!!
1:29 Nah, Blitz seems like to the type to make himself employee of the month 20 times in a row.
REAL
I always assumed he just made Millie and Loona Imployees of the month all the time but this does make more sense
WAIT FR THO 😂
More like he's always chef of the month
That was the 21st year
14:40 NAW HELP ME IM DYING AFTER SEEING ROBO FIZ DO THAT LITTLE SHIMMY-
He’s hitting the yoinky sproinky.
bro went: 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃
HELP BRO I WAS DYING SO HARD FROM THAT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:41
Only and ONLY slowing it down for the “tripping balls” part is golden
Fr
When
Fr
@jayceonstaten2221 24:04
Reallll
5:00 how did I never notice Loona's smile when Blitzø says "we don't get rid of family" 😭❤
Bless her so much! That's all she wanted. A loving family! She may snark at him a lot, but I have a feeling she does call her "dad" when at home, and only calls her "Blitz" in the office because it's generally not tactful to call your parents by "mom and dad" when in the office for fear there may be bias. The only time she's ever seen calling him "dad" are the moments where they're at home except when she slipped up while they were walking into the office. So I kind of headcanon she actually always called him Dad at home and just calls him Blitz when in the office for tact reasons. Just as Blitz didn't call her his "Daughter" he called her "Our Receptionist".
24:03 I like how this is the only part that slows down-
Except for the ending though
LMAO
The Ending is best when you slow it down to 0.25x
Tripping balls 💀
NAH
NAUR
Bro had to limit it to just “fuck” because the video would’ve been like thirty seconds long if they counted _every_ swear (affectionate)
Also I love how speeding it up upgrades “You Will Be Okay” from a sweet and wholesome ballad to an absolute jam 💜🎶
1:53 anyone else surprised it took this long for Blitz to drop an f-bomb
i actually can't believe helluva boss went 2 minutes without saying the word "f*ck"
Exactly, like wth
Whachis in 2x speed my gols are beyond your understanding
mood
12:05 the whole song had me weak😂
Ya
I am... oh dear
I had a stroke reading that
“WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!!” Was actually so fucking funny sped up 😭😭
24:04 Bro really stopped just for that one part💀
Tripping balls 💀
The fact Charlie is on the screen at one point with a teddy bear is just 🥺aww🥺
5:23 MOXXIE SCREAM I CANT
Accidentally Invader Zim moment.
WHAT THE
WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE
WHITHEWHIARYOUINOURFRIGE
(inaudible) FRENCH!
In the end, especially the Cherubs just sound like.... all 🪰 with 🪰 and they speak 🪰
Fr
eventually this just turns into a bunch of mosquitoes yelling at eachother with flashing lights in the background
3:32 repair on loona's eyes when she says "it's that the cure for syphilis?"
😂
😒 is this the cure to syphilis
Yeah they switched colors
@LanaTheHHFan
I- Oh. -Blitzø
@DinosEpicRUclipsWithStickman THEN I DONT WANT IT -Loona
I JUST REALIZED LOONA EITHER WATCHES HAXBIN AND THE SHOWS ARENT CONNECTED OR SHE IS WATCHING CHARLIES COMMERCIAL!!!! OH MY GAWD
They are connected, there in the same universe and made by the same creator
She is watching the commercial:3
She was watching the broadcast with Katie Killjoy, I believe, because the episode came out wayyy before they would've had that part of the final show animated enough to accurately portray it
Like in the pilot you see blitz in. Re skin and Beelzebub in a reskin and it's also imps hellhounds and goetias there
The Pilot si not canon
12:04 to 12:36 is the most comfortable and fast thing I have ever listened to all day-
Just 32 seconds but it is SO lovely, truly.
It looks and sounds hilarious on 2x extra as well, literally made me laugh so hsrd
yes
What's the song name
5:29 WatchaDreaminAbout? 😭😭
*purring*
Rufauckingfilmingusrn😡
AREYOUFUCKINGFILMINGUSRIGHTNOW? 😡
Watchadreamingabout😊
Iwasdreamingmyparentswerebeingmurdered
"Kids die for freeeeeee" I still love that scene
At 1:25 when millie gets a bit flirty you can see moxxie blush for like a second and then immediately go back to annoyed... I just find the detail quite cute
3:05
*moxxie yapping his ahh off*
*_me staring at loonas phone the whole time_*
1:00 it takes sml a minimum 8 seconds to start cussing, and Helluva boss takes 1 min
"Helluva Boss but everytime they say f*ck it gets faster" *ends up being just a few minutes shorter than an actual episode*
14:41 Fizz boogie
Bro hitting the griddy
hitting the yoinky sproinky
13:02 they sped up so much, they ain’t speaking English anymore 😂
They are are speaking yappanese
Watch it in 2 times speed
I memorized what they said so because I watched it so many times
I love how Blitz just says not blaming anyone here and just ends up saying Moxxie 😭😂
i love how it just turns into someone aggressively writing with a whiteboard marker
and then it transcends into Alvin and the chipmunks untranslated
16:51 The one mosquito in my bedroom at 6 AM
Real 😂
Pausing the speed just for the line "tripping balls" is comedy gold😭
It should’ve been every time they swear
Yeah it definitely should’ve been every time they swear
1.5 sec vid xd
0.5 millisecond video 🪑 lol
BRO IT WOULDNT EVEN BE A VIDEO IT WOULD BE A SHORT
@ilivory974 TRUE
Moxxie saying "I'm sooo...drinky" sounded like a balloon deflating
"We can't afford a billboard sir" 9:03 A BILLBOARD
after listening to this for 15 minutes, and then having an add break, my brain was confused on why they weren't talking at 100 times speed
18:37 a human called me a possum.. I am NOT a possum
OMG I'M FAMOUS
Relatable.
I AM NOT A POSSUM
So no one be a where blitz say he did sleep with stolas in bed😐🤨
also if u look closely in 3:42 u can see Charlie Morningstar's old pilot look (luna is looking at it!!)
We need a updated version asap
By the time they got to the season 2 finale, it would be over in a second
Oh my god, the Loo Loo Land song. Also, the fact that it stopped just to have the "tripping baaaaaalllllllss" was amazing. 10/10.
Nah the fact this person slowed it down to say tripping balls was way funnier than it had any right to be
24:04 "tripping balls"
I love how thats the only slow part😂
5:22 “WHATTHE.WHYAREYOUINOURFRIDGE” 😂
It's wven funnier sped up, he soinds more panicked 🤣🤣
I like how the pilot is barely over and it's already unintelligible
16:09 Wtf😭
The fact that they don’t cuss until almost 1 minute in is crazy
18:37 A HUMAN CALLED ME A POSSUM-
I aM nOt A pOsSuM
13:36 *unintelligible* AHH
Blud made a cry for help
HELP
"WHYAREYOUINOURFRIDGE" the sped up version is awesome
The way that luna smiled at blitz when he said "Luna is a valuable part of our family".
I’m sorry but the “WHAT THE F ARE YOU DOING IN OUR FRIDGE!?” Is my favorite quote
0:00 Pilot
6:55 Episode 1
11:49 Episode 2
15:42 Episode 3
18:51 Episode 4
21:05 Episode 5
23:16 Episode 6
24:44 Episode 7
The IMP theme sped up still works so well. Now that's a jingle!
Even though it was sped up and I could barley hear it, "You Will Be Okay" still gave me goosebumps. It's such an amazing and soul-touching song, no matter the speed.
I think it’s funny how the pilot is almost a quarter of the video.
unfortunately it's the best written episode
19:21 I love how it just got to mouse squeaks at this point
the music of the beach episode feels like music for an 8-bit game
3:42 IS THAT HAZBIN HOTEL I SEE 👀👀
Frrr
Dude that’s Hazbin hotel
Surprised it was longer than four seconds
its crazy that i chuckled more during the pilot than the entirety of the series
23:04 erm that messed up lmao
THE SOUNDS I CAN'T
15:06 Lucifer
Huh?
I love the "I was dreaming of my parents being murdered......and now.....I would like to go back to that....." Awesome, words, Moxx.
I think his dad being murdered since his mom is gone
The only thing that would make this better is number of Fs we are on at this point and the speed multiplier currently on.
damn, alvin and the chipmunks has changed a lot
Lol
6:40 it sounds like he’s listing the health concerns of a new medicine in those commercials
That’s 24 minutes longer than I expected
bro its goofy when they speed it up 😭💀
16:08
"Or ill call HR"
Still get me everytime even with the laughter 🤣
And 16:49 just sounds like you drank too much coffee and now your brain is speeding up time
My brain lol
Stolas in the pilot was Just
*Freaky*
20:16 the sped up tail wiggle has me in tears 💀💀💀
I could still mostly understand when moxie said he wasn't a opossum, i was waiting for it.
24:30 microwave ahh 😭💀
They fast it gets, the more they start to sound like the sims
Stolas’s song still sounds amazing sped up
when i first watched the first Helluva boss i thought millie and moxxie were siblings 😭😭
until the part with them yk kissing eacother and stuff bro
Vivzie's old animation style was so unique and lively, what the frigg happened
This is so real, she lost so much personality in her art
Hmmm lemme list them all out. Zoophilia, pedophilia, racism, transphobia, stealing art, and possibly more i don’t know about
It's probably because she isn't doing all the animating herself, especially in hazbin
@SillyBilly69. Fr
@Yliketrainsitathat's it! Bingo! Ding! Eureka!!
i love how the faster the video gets, the more the background music gets to be a jam to listen to
16:47 THE WAY THEY LAUGH😭😭
Put it on 2x speed and it's even more chaotic lol
Did anyone see loona watching hazbin hotel?!
YES
When?
@Star_Lite_Star_Briteskip to 3:43
@ilyozzyosbourne ty
@Star_Lite_Star_Brite yww
I love how it just cuts to squeaking. Despite lowering playback speed in the previous scene still could make out words
6:21 THE LAUGH OMG
He sounds like Flowey
Well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god
This was definitely worth 25 minutes of my life
13:35 is a perfect jumpscare
It takes SO LONG for the first f-bomb
The chattering with moments of coherency is hilarious
14:41 Fizz-bot has an error
This video would go so much faster at sh*t, d*ick, f*ck, and beeps being included
16:49 is where it devolves to squirrel chatter, and the way the camera glare is slowed is funny
The Cherub episode just opening on nightmare imagery is cursed as that speed
The Cherub episode at the squaker speeds is almost Tom & Jerry material
The Wrath Ring looks so drugged at this speed
The D.H.O.R.K.S. episode starts at just over 2 minutes left.... What is this gonna be like after!?
Tripping Balls is as legendary as comments claim
30 seconds left partway through Ozzie's
This video needs a sequel