Alien Guards Ignored Bartender, Unaware He Was Once Earth’s Most Feared Warrior | Best HFY Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

Комментарии • 55

  • @TrikeRoadPoet
    @TrikeRoadPoet 2 месяца назад +39

    Leave the tiger to his ways, and know peace. Poke the tiger, and know that the tiger will be a tiger, and you were always prey!

  • @davidofglenbrook4487
    @davidofglenbrook4487 2 месяца назад +41

    I would like to see how these Aliens would do if they are pitted against a cadre of “Burger King workers”. Now THAT would be worth watching…it would be a virtual Whopper.

    • @danwoods871
      @danwoods871 2 месяца назад +13

      A single waffle house employee would be worse for them.

    • @nicholasfowler1101
      @nicholasfowler1101 2 месяца назад +5

      Burger King would be the B squad you want a real fight bring in the waffle house employees

    • @davidofglenbrook4487
      @davidofglenbrook4487 2 месяца назад +3

      @ I can’t argue with that

    • @marktuft
      @marktuft 2 месяца назад +1

      Would they still have it your way?

  • @AtomicSquirrelHunter
    @AtomicSquirrelHunter 2 месяца назад +19

    I fully expected Sarah Chen to be the bartender....

  • @carolinetaylor3991
    @carolinetaylor3991 Месяц назад

    I really enjoyed this.

  • @addertooth1
    @addertooth1 2 месяца назад +21

    First 5 minutes summary: he appeared a simple barkeep. repeated over and over again.

  • @grandfather3710
    @grandfather3710 2 месяца назад +2

    Like it❤

  • @estellaguerrero6691
    @estellaguerrero6691 2 месяца назад +2

    Cool story! I could hear the Clint Eastwood theme music in my mind 😉

  • @labelledamedumanor4876
    @labelledamedumanor4876 2 месяца назад +7

    Nice story! If I may suggest an add-on:
    Before closing up for the day, the bartender notices a hybrid human-alien lady sitting by herself at the bar counter. "Ma'am, we're closing up now, everyone's leaving." He tells her, she responds, "I need to tell you something, but I couldn't say it in front of all of the others." As the final customer leaves she asks, "Do you have a big scar running down your chest from your left shoulder to your right hip?" He gasps, "I do! How do you know that?" "Well then," she answers, "I remember a human soldier getting in between my family & a black market slave trader, he took a blow from a laser whip but the slaver ended up with a broken back from the savage beating he got from the human." The bartender smiled, not a prideful smile but 1 indicating that he knew what she meant, "I was the oldest daughter in that family, we lived in a dangerous part of the galaxy back then & hybrid lifeforms fetched a hefty price in the black market. I wanted to thank you but had no way of finding you." The bartender starts shaking & the girl jumps up from her stool & dashes behind the bar to hug him, "My father was a soldier too, he had what you have only it was much worse in his case. He ended his days in an asylum leaving mother & us in a bad situation." The bartender cried, tightening his embrace, "I wondered how all of you were doing since then, life was never easy since my term in the military ended, so hard to find a job. I was lucky there compared to most." He kisses the girl on the forehead, his arms shaking from the PTSD plaguing him. The girl never stopped thinking of him either, tightening her embrace around his waist, she also kisses him, on his neck. She confesses she had feelings for him as well, she hoped he had for her too. He did but he believed his ailment would ruin his chances, but not even that would deter her. Minutes later, the bar's janitor would come in to see to the mess, he locks the bar door & seeing the bartender was not where he usually was at this time, wonders where he went to. He gets his answer when he hears a lot of moaning & thumping coming from the barman's apartment above the bar, 1 voice obviously the barman & the 2nd, sounding like a young female. The old janitor smirks, "Mating," he thinks, "Well, he is in his prime & I did notice that young lady eyeing him up. Even an ex-soldier can catch a pretty young thing's eye." A loud high-pitched cry is heard followed by a "YES! YES! I LOVE YOU! OOOOOHHHHH!" The janitor sniggers, "Same old story, but always a good one."

  • @michalwintz7083
    @michalwintz7083 2 месяца назад +2

    Cool story 👍

  • @bigal2876
    @bigal2876 2 месяца назад +3

    Take the blue from the eyes, of a pretty girls eyes, and a touch of old glory too. And give them to the man who wears the US Air Force blue.

  • @1972harbinger
    @1972harbinger 2 месяца назад +2

    Aliens looking for human. Only human at the place not acknowledged....

  • @barrygann3761
    @barrygann3761 2 месяца назад +2

    This was a damn good story

  • @maxjjackson
    @maxjjackson 2 месяца назад +4

    Who was that mysterious man that we see all the time but he's such a good barman that we don't notice him?
    Introducing: Shadow Ninja Vampire Barman!

  • @Sanclementine217
    @Sanclementine217 2 месяца назад +2

    Nicely done Bravo Zulu.

  • @SamHarley-c3n
    @SamHarley-c3n 2 месяца назад +8

    This man be a Marine
    .USMC

    • @Arnold-p1w
      @Arnold-p1w 14 дней назад

      Cute why a crayon eater

  • @Olenh
    @Olenh 2 месяца назад +7

    5 minutes in and its been the same sentence like 15 times. HE WAS A HUMAN, A BARTENDER, BUT SEEMINGLY MORE. AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. bruh this is getting stupid.

  • @benjaminstiltner8584
    @benjaminstiltner8584 2 месяца назад +1

    Getting served drinks by master chief 🤌

  • @MrCateagle
    @MrCateagle 2 месяца назад +2

    Figures thar he is where he is and does what he does because he wanted a quiet spot after all the noise of.his precious life.

  • @adversaryable
    @adversaryable 2 месяца назад +6

    Cool story, just way to much repetition and unceasingly repetition of the bartenders background

  • @chadcrosby6814
    @chadcrosby6814 2 месяца назад +5

    This could have been a 10 min story.

  • @Joshkie2
    @Joshkie2 2 месяца назад +7

    How many ways can you say the same things over and over again?

  • @Zetsumei22
    @Zetsumei22 2 месяца назад +2

    Why is this 32 something minutes. It is just repeating just a barkeep, then going on to something about him, and then again about him knowing the story as if he was there. Yes we get it you don't need to repeat that more than 2 times.

  • @DeannaPaki
    @DeannaPaki 2 месяца назад

    0.12 cool story, thanks

  • @armadillotoe
    @armadillotoe 2 месяца назад

    Wanted: Human narrator.

  • @lairddougal3833
    @lairddougal3833 2 месяца назад

    Where’s Rodriguez? And what about Chen?

  • @nargalda773
    @nargalda773 2 месяца назад

    Did he leave the town, or just go home??

  • @HarlanEllisonlives
    @HarlanEllisonlives 2 месяца назад +2

    Wow, more AI CRAP. If not the writer is incompetent.

  • @AndyCaley
    @AndyCaley 2 месяца назад +2

    Repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat - and in that monotone voice. Good idea for a story. Execution of it very poor. Very sloppy

  • @Deeanna-q9i
    @Deeanna-q9i 2 месяца назад +2

    Extremely boring and repetitive. First 10 minutes were nothing but repeats about the bartender. Nebula Tales has a tendency to be "wordy".

  • @Always4ward
    @Always4ward 2 месяца назад +3

    Another channel using the same A.I.
    Same repetition
    Same irritating voice
    Same reaction from me...
    SMH
    This story would have been decent if it was cut down to about 7 minutes

    • @LordWinter-l7o
      @LordWinter-l7o 2 месяца назад +2

      Some of these channels have taken to showing video of the narrator in front of the mic to prove it isn't AI, and it is sad, because they too... sound like this one. Flat and unimpressive.

    • @donnieraibert2970
      @donnieraibert2970 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@LordWinter-l7o : Plus, the narrator image talking is likely AI created as well.

  • @Paul-g9m5j
    @Paul-g9m5j 2 месяца назад +2

    Repeat, repeat, repeat…gets boring!

  • @thelonelyman-lz8fz
    @thelonelyman-lz8fz 2 месяца назад +1

    A wasted potential, of a story

  • @m2hmghb
    @m2hmghb 2 месяца назад

    Story is padded as heck. Could be 5-15 minutes less.

  • @rrobz3948
    @rrobz3948 6 дней назад

    Poor writing. The repetitiveness of the first 12 minutes was excrutiating.

  • @lynchingacers
    @lynchingacers 2 месяца назад

    we dont talk about wafflehouse fight club

  • @jons387
    @jons387 2 месяца назад +1

    Yawn

  • @pticurina
    @pticurina Месяц назад

    Jesus you people are borring in story telling 32 minutes of telling us how he was a simple bartender... blocking this channel for good

  • @shannonriley8299
    @shannonriley8299 Месяц назад

    one of the most boring stories i have ever listened too...

  • @davidvines6498
    @davidvines6498 Месяц назад

    You keep repeating the same thing over and over

  • @alfreddelcrow9941
    @alfreddelcrow9941 2 месяца назад

    The story it self is not bad but the repeation is STUPID A.F

  • @estebanslavidastic4382
    @estebanslavidastic4382 2 месяца назад

    Corny story.