10 simple tips to (un)optimize your code

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  • @optimND
    @optimND 2 месяца назад +380

    This is hilarious. The almost monotone delivery is just amazing to me. The comment about no developer ever finishing a project from start to finish is too accurate haha

  • @wolfxlover
    @wolfxlover 2 месяца назад +125

    "--and inhale sharply through your nose" 🤣 Thank you for this beautiful advice.

  • @IqweoR
    @IqweoR 2 месяца назад +152

    incredibly undervalued video. Cool artwork, humorous plot that actually makes sense. Delivery is top notch.

    • @Sirfreelancealot
      @Sirfreelancealot  2 месяца назад +19

      Thank you!

    • @ianweckhorst3200
      @ianweckhorst3200 2 месяца назад

      Better solution to being able to work anywhere, work on a ten year old phone that somehow still has a coding app that works and work exclusively in your aunts porta potty

    • @guyincognito5663
      @guyincognito5663 Месяц назад +2

      @@SirfreelancealotI’m gay.

  • @767corp
    @767corp 2 месяца назад +78

    Most successful developer is someone with a decade and over experience in industry making a "beginner guide to [insert language]" video on tube and reaping the rewards of comment section being proud "Hello World" actually show on screen ! After first 1 mil view with avg watch time of 2 min you are set for life with eternally loyal fan base you can preach how they can learn to code in 3 months and earn 20k a month and offer them your 50% discounted course to success !

    • @YuumiGamer1243
      @YuumiGamer1243 Месяц назад +2

      let's be real, you don't actually need a decade of experience for that. Just gotta pretend to have that, and talk out of your neck enough

  • @prernabhatt1952
    @prernabhatt1952 2 месяца назад +85

    3:04 the humour is very deep indeed i like it lol

  • @zaibod7244
    @zaibod7244 2 месяца назад +63

    holy shit I was convinced you would have like 2M subs and 1,000 times the views after watching this vid, keep up the great work! you're criminally underrated!

  • @_xenex
    @_xenex Месяц назад +5

    Your humor reminds me of "Casually Explained" in the best ways, keep it up!

    • @Sirfreelancealot
      @Sirfreelancealot  Месяц назад +3

      Thank you!
      My videos are no doubt inspired by casually explained.

  • @weltenbummler2535
    @weltenbummler2535 2 месяца назад +20

    Got kicked out for trying ctrl + w.
    God tier tip, tho.

  • @HumblestBumble
    @HumblestBumble 2 месяца назад +19

    what do you mean 750 subscribers? this is a masterpiece

    • @Armi1P
      @Armi1P Месяц назад

      Dude almost doubled in 2 weeks.

  • @aconfusedgamedev
    @aconfusedgamedev 2 месяца назад +4

    this is my new favorite programmer humor (crippling disabling depression) channel
    earned a sub from this masterpiece (i will end it all)

  • @brawldude2656
    @brawldude2656 2 месяца назад +4

    Bro I thought you had like a million subs! The video was awesome! Keep going

  • @Nick12_45
    @Nick12_45 2 месяца назад +3

    this video is criminally underrated

  • @toxicwxste
    @toxicwxste 2 месяца назад +1

    this is such a good video friend, thank you 😭

  • @prernabhatt1952
    @prernabhatt1952 2 месяца назад +3

    Keep it up !!

  • @andrewalonsi
    @andrewalonsi 6 дней назад

    Proud to be here before he passes 5k subscribers!

  • @kricku
    @kricku 28 дней назад

    I don't know if it was on purpose but damn, was it funny to me. Didn't even CONSIDER someone might not use vscode 😂

  • @yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694
    @yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694 Месяц назад +1

    yes. i will use this for Ywar3 thank you very much

  • @AlfredPros
    @AlfredPros 2 месяца назад +9

    I accidentally closed the video as soon as you mention Ctrl+W. D:

  • @Mr._Mythical
    @Mr._Mythical Месяц назад +1

    about the "Maybe I should pursue a simpler life" bit, the developer of Neofetch did exactly that. The repo is archived and he has said that he is now taking on farming.

  • @lolidkstudio
    @lolidkstudio 2 месяца назад +8

    this deserves 1 million views, the aesthetic is so good

  • @muenstercheese
    @muenstercheese Месяц назад

    this is AMAZING content. omg. thank you

  • @xorsirenz
    @xorsirenz 2 месяца назад

    You might be the most based html programmer I ever seen on RUclips.

  • @Hlebuw3k
    @Hlebuw3k Месяц назад

    Emoji are a great idea, I don't see a problem. Thank, I'll use that.

  • @justrabbit
    @justrabbit 2 месяца назад

    most underrated yter

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 Месяц назад +1

    I'm a hobby programmer (although I so far only use very high-level interpreted languages like Python and JS) and I absolutely have adopted the nomad lifestyle, but at home I plug my laptop into a second monitor to have more screen real-estate.

  • @Bob-bs9ok
    @Bob-bs9ok 22 дня назад

    Having only ever used vim (aside from the couple of weeks I used atom and the one time I opened emacs) it is very easy to learn and you will be able to figure out another IDE (once you make vim an IDE)

  • @49riddickful
    @49riddickful 2 месяца назад

    Thats great and funny. I feel all these developer jokes personally

  • @Moonlite_Kitsune
    @Moonlite_Kitsune Месяц назад +1

    seeing vscode etched into your retinas when you sleep is a good thing, give it 10 minutes youll start hearing the bugs, but your asleep so you forget in the morning

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel Месяц назад

    i instantly knew where the "version control" bit was going as i have done exactly that for "low priority" projects 💀

  • @egoworks5611
    @egoworks5611 2 месяца назад

    Bro keep it up! Nice video, nice humour 👍 optimization can save you tons of negative hours 😂😂😂

  • @nini2009ph
    @nini2009ph 2 месяца назад

    So underated!!

  • @RamunDev
    @RamunDev 2 месяца назад

    That definitely made me laugh 😂, keep it up and you'll be famous in no time

  • @michaelwesolek8735
    @michaelwesolek8735 2 месяца назад +1

    so i am a super villian now.

  • @Mahm00dM0hanad
    @Mahm00dM0hanad 2 месяца назад

    Yeahhhhh, that’s devilish accurate 😂

  • @rileyn2983
    @rileyn2983 Месяц назад

    Thought I was watching a casually explained video for a second lol

  • @chax0208
    @chax0208 2 месяца назад

    I actually got a21:9 monitor and can confirm it makes tailwind more bearable

  • @Nick12_45
    @Nick12_45 2 месяца назад +6

    2:59 PAUSE

  • @Hycord
    @Hycord 2 месяца назад

    You should absolutely make a discord to discuss code and other ridiculous stuff. I can help set it up and make a custom bit if you need, been making them for years

  • @rat4289
    @rat4289 2 месяца назад +2

    audience retention must be fire on ctrl+w part

  • @SimGunther
    @SimGunther 2 месяца назад

    Same realization as Peter in "Office Space", but that's if your job really was menial to the point that you're looked at as a "cost center" instead of a profit center as ThePrimeagen puts it.

  • @dvast4942
    @dvast4942 21 день назад

    hey that's mean having 3 monitors doesn't make me a villain

  • @lunarthicclipse8219
    @lunarthicclipse8219 2 месяца назад

    2 weeks 2 months ago is so relatable bro 😭😭😭

  • @PootCoinSol
    @PootCoinSol 2 месяца назад

    4 Monster Ultras and I hit that flow state hard.

  • @SavalioDoesCodingStuff-dd5yb
    @SavalioDoesCodingStuff-dd5yb Месяц назад

    I have 2 kinds of humor:
    1. South Park
    2. This guy

  • @wonkywonky6307
    @wonkywonky6307 2 месяца назад

    this is amazing lol

  • @jinxscript
    @jinxscript 2 месяца назад +4

    i love your videos

  • @k4kadu
    @k4kadu 2 месяца назад

    W video

  • @henryfleischer404
    @henryfleischer404 2 месяца назад

    I've got a 16:9 LCD monitor and a 4:3 CRT monitor as part of my setup.

  • @thehiddenghoul1460
    @thehiddenghoul1460 2 месяца назад +5

    Funniest thing ever is me falling asleep at my desk, cause i'm doing funny personal project off-hours (i've started at 7pm, and suddenly it is 3am, wtf?), and now I'm drinking 3rd monster, waiting for build to go through jenkins, PM's asking how's the progress (i've slept 3.5h), and it's not even 11am so far - this video is waaay too accurate

  • @jasseuh
    @jasseuh 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for reminding me to use emojis

  • @Area_GnC
    @Area_GnC 2 месяца назад +8

    2:25 Sauce?

  • @22oreos
    @22oreos Месяц назад

    ngl this is absolutely hilarious. shocked to see that you're not in the hundreds of thousands of subs lol

  • @arsenbabaev1022
    @arsenbabaev1022 2 месяца назад

    time to actually finish a personal project

  • @CielMC
    @CielMC Месяц назад

    This is fucking beautiful.

    • @CielMC
      @CielMC Месяц назад

      Oh and I should add the actually somewhat useful tips in there makes it a hundred times better

  • @arichansen8527
    @arichansen8527 Месяц назад

    This video was made specifically with mentats in mind

  • @MaulLerGamer
    @MaulLerGamer Месяц назад

    I sub because of this XD
    2:23

  • @chase5998
    @chase5998 2 месяца назад

    Great vid!, but extremely soft audio that is only audible by setting the volume to 100

    • @Sirfreelancealot
      @Sirfreelancealot  2 месяца назад

      Noted, thank you. I'll try to improve it in the next one :)

  • @indigofenix00
    @indigofenix00 23 дня назад

    I knew a guy who used emojis as variable names. It hurt.

  • @HenrikMyrhaug
    @HenrikMyrhaug 2 месяца назад

    Pro tip:
    Use Alt + Tab instead of Ctrl + W, that way you can just Alt + Tab back once your mom leaves.

  • @anonymousbro6657
    @anonymousbro6657 2 месяца назад

    One ultra wide monitor and a vertical is all you need

  • @Pollux70
    @Pollux70 2 месяца назад +1

    10x developer found.
    But, you should only use one monitor, learn the keyboard shortcuts, don't use VIM, spend years learning discipline so you can finish a project, sacrifice your social life, or never get one to finish your project, buy an eggs cooker, bread maker, oats and multivitamins now you can live off $5 a day.

  • @adworksout7
    @adworksout7 2 месяца назад +1

    And remember to not delete node_modules folder from your version control system

    • @Sirfreelancealot
      @Sirfreelancealot  2 месяца назад +2

      Of course. I put most the files I write in there!

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 2 месяца назад

      Don't forget to accidentally run npm install while in the node_modules

  • @Mernom
    @Mernom 2 месяца назад

    Congratz on getting picked up by the algorithm.

  • @haydengamingportal286
    @haydengamingportal286 2 месяца назад

    I have 4 monitors and can confirm I am a supervillain planning world domination

  • @splatplays
    @splatplays 2 месяца назад +1

    I use assembly

  • @ajiscookin
    @ajiscookin 2 месяца назад

    this is what the internet was invented for!

  • @lilconfused686
    @lilconfused686 2 месяца назад

    If you are not optimizing for minimum latency in your wellbeing-to-money conversion algorithm, you... you... you hold on to that tight, alright?

  • @DreySF
    @DreySF 2 месяца назад

    🤗

  • @mcrotbot
    @mcrotbot 2 месяца назад

    Hahah that’s great lol

  • @imgajeed
    @imgajeed Месяц назад

    Well, now I know again what Ctrl+W does. (Accidentally closed RUclips…)

  • @EricChiEric
    @EricChiEric 2 месяца назад

    always make sure to write any L in your variables with uppercase i so that you can rage at your computer when you try to use it 4 days later

    • @name6953
      @name6953 Месяц назад +1

      Error: Variable "variable" does not exist! Do you mean "variabIe"?

  • @BeefIngot
    @BeefIngot 13 дней назад

    2 4k monitors lamdscape but in a vertical orientation for the win.

  • @XxguaxinimxX.
    @XxguaxinimxX. 2 месяца назад

    I still use a (single) VGA monitor.

  • @SweetPotatoTim
    @SweetPotatoTim Месяц назад

    Phhwww imagine using VSCode
    *goes back to using neovim in a dimly lit room and begins crying*

  • @CamAlert2
    @CamAlert2 16 дней назад

    For me, replace "monster energy" with "wasted on alcohol".

  • @deppengu
    @deppengu 2 месяца назад

    Sir freelancerlot, nice name :D

  • @bzargoodboy
    @bzargoodboy 2 месяца назад

    Mr. Robot W

  • @Braneloc
    @Braneloc 2 месяца назад

    Uhoh, I'm a supervillain. Apparently.

  • @simo_the_goat
    @simo_the_goat 2 месяца назад

    those keyboard shortcuts don't work for me because "i use vim btw" :)

  • @realitant
    @realitant 24 дня назад

    Closing my eyes and still seeing vscode hit way too close to home

  • @Salamander002
    @Salamander002 2 месяца назад +1

    sadly not first

  • @fdab
    @fdab 2 месяца назад

    I like your video but i feel like those others comments are just npcs

    • @k4kadu
      @k4kadu 2 месяца назад +3

      As a language model, I aim to promote constructive dialogue, but I understand your frustration. It's disappointing when comments detract from the discussion rather than adding value. However, resorting to derogatory labels like "NPC" isn't productive. Let's strive for more respectful and insightful interactions.

  • @glarynth
    @glarynth 2 месяца назад

    My company requires me to use a laptop with Intel integrated graphics so I can only use three monitors 😢

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis 2 месяца назад

    I swear I've seen this video before somewhere...

    • @Sirfreelancealot
      @Sirfreelancealot  2 месяца назад +1

      I swear it's an original. But if you have seen something similar, I'd love to find it.

  • @Jam-ht2ky
    @Jam-ht2ky 2 месяца назад

    Prime should react

  • @comedyman4896
    @comedyman4896 2 месяца назад

    2:51 you forgot 40 mg of adderal

  • @shinigamiryoutaro
    @shinigamiryoutaro 2 месяца назад

    2:25 Wait a minute, I know that site lol

  • @bluetintedchromee3881
    @bluetintedchromee3881 2 месяца назад +1

    Imagine looking at pictures of hot women couldn't be me smh
    I look at pictures of hot MEN 😎

  • @mathgeniuszach
    @mathgeniuszach 2 месяца назад

    1:34 is that a real tip for those without proper debuggers set up? Lol

  • @KaijuSheeley
    @KaijuSheeley 2 месяца назад

    flow state? 4 items needed to go into flow state that sounds like avatar

  • @Mr-Raptor
    @Mr-Raptor 2 месяца назад

    2:23 source?

  • @weibrot6683
    @weibrot6683 2 месяца назад

    ctrl+b toggles the sidebar
    Most cursed thing i've heard all year, everyone knows ctrl+b jumps the the definition of a method/variable

  • @TheRealMangoDev
    @TheRealMangoDev 2 месяца назад +1

    i use vim

  • @YesIndeedIDo
    @YesIndeedIDo 2 месяца назад

    Programmer ❌
    Closet Farmer ✅

  • @brawldude2656
    @brawldude2656 2 месяца назад

    I can easily open 23 stack tabs without getting lost 😎

  • @zhaadd
    @zhaadd 2 месяца назад

    this guy is so funny

  • @johnwicked1132
    @johnwicked1132 2 месяца назад

    Sir Firescealot

  • @_Funtime60
    @_Funtime60 Месяц назад +3

    This scrub with only 2 monitors has nothing on my 4 horizontal 1 vertical setup. (Yes I run dual dGPU)

  • @Ciubix8513
    @Ciubix8513 2 месяца назад +1

    No no, for optimal programing flow state you have to start taking estrogen, and wearing programming socks

    • @Sirfreelancealot
      @Sirfreelancealot  2 месяца назад +3

      I think thats for optimal linux use

    • @Ciubix8513
      @Ciubix8513 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Sirfreelancealot Yes, but like, can you even code on windows or mac? I really doubt that

  • @JorinPexa
    @JorinPexa 2 месяца назад

    The quality of the vids are insane. I love it 💪
    PS: You sound really experienced in this stuff, do you know of anyone that's interested in a educational/inspiring thumbnail? I am a graphic designer and planning on perfectly recreating the ideas of content creators... So I'm planning on asking the right questions, matching the brand, studying the viewers, matching the personality... and then using the right techniques (sometimes I'd like to jump out of the comfort-zone and learn new stuff) so that I can keep adjusting till they're satisfied with their ideal thumbnail.