What do YOU know about starting anything except being paid to write negative Blogs about a King. Kings are better than Presidents because the People Love them I don't know what a President is. Presidents change every 8 years. Some get Head in the Oval Office and some drop Atomic Bombs. But guess what? Every Man "INSTICTIVELY" knows a Leader. Leaders get things started they get things done!!! They don't sit around haggling like bitter bitches in a Nursing Home. Just wait until 145 degrees Fahrenheit when we taste a little God folks: Our asses are cooked!!!!
Detective: Mr Trump we found your shadow in the crime scene. Trump: I don’t know it, I have never seen it, I don’t know what that is. I have no idea what it does.
I want to try to answer honestly and say love is blind, mention that stable comfortable middle age middle class men, often find themselves in a scenario similar to women in their late teens and early twenties, who fall for a 'bad boy; there wives develop issues, alcoholism or addiction, become infidelitous or develop some self destructive psychological issues, it happens as often as women find it in their husbands, just not as good a narrative for pop culture so less visible. But unlike the woman, who'll stand by her husband until she doesn't, men in that scenario, much like that aforementioned young woman and the bad boy, let it go, tell themselves he can save her, she'll change, the woman he knows she is, is still in there. Or maybe it's not, maybe it's as simple as the carnal catharsis of some animalistic clash born of the tension and contempt That'd be a very powerful heady rush, I'm sure. But in reality, I can only really think of it, as a man, with what men in history are accused of always thinking with..... ......and say if you find yourself in with a woman who so thoroughly morally flexible, and so able to dramatically contort every which way on the fly with such deft aplomb, you stay in her, as long as you can!
You lost all credibility when you threw out your bullshit label. I never listen, or read anything from a feces eating liberal. Hey Lynn Wilthole. Antonio Brown has a “bag of d*cks” you can “yup”.
@@keithborjes312 lol "feces eating"? How triggered are u and why? And if u don't read "liberal msgs", y even bother to reply. Your msg seems untrue containing unnecessary profanity. Take it easy and good day!
@@keithborjes312👈 Poorly educated at tRump University! He got exposed by drinking the circus peanut orange koolaid from the Liar-In-Chief's cult of ignorance. Don't worry blind cult follower, tRump will be certain to save you right after his BS bone spurs heal up! 😁😄😂🤣
catcherbloc1 the frauds that call themselves Americans don’t care about legalities so long as they are in control. They only throw fits when they are not in charge.
Because people who are capable of critical thinking dont "believe" when it comes to justice. Only slaves like you "believe" what theyre told to believe
I almost feel bad for Lev Parnis. He can't help that he's stupid and got used. If they allow witnesses in the Senate trial, I hope to hell he is subpoenaed.
Is he stupid and got used, or just a corrupt man that has no loyalty after being abandoned? I appreciate his coming out but I doubt it was from the good of his heart.
Unfortunately it is more like, "The phone call was perfect. It will get him reelected." Anyone who has all their hope in this impeachment removing Trump from office is going to be pissed when it not only gets dismissed in the senate, but it gets him reelected in 2020. Notice I am not praising trump. The democrats in congress have no case that he committed a crime and gave every civilian democrat false hope that he can actually be removed from office. Besides, you all want Mike Pence as president? Because that is what will happen if trump were to be removed. There is no thought going into the impeachment of trump from congress what-so-ever. @Caribbean Girl, trump claimed a perfect phone call from the start and then moved into, 'no collusion' territory, and then back to his original stance. You're all being played like fools by the media.
this is REALITY TV at it s best!!! love the way that crook nunes looks a lot calmer, than when trying to derail the committees questioning of witnesses for the Impeachment
And here's the thing...if he's NOT lying and actually does NOT remember all the things he claims to have no memory of...isn't that almost just as disturbing as if he's lying?!!
That would imply he has no clue if he's giving out classified info if he can't recall doing and saying things...he's our biggest nationality security threat.
It was the most perfect call in history. It was such a perfect call, he had to put it in a super secret server. It's perfection was such that if our our enemies attained it, they could reverse engineer it and weaponize it!
He has a boarder line personality may be about seven of them. He wears them like a set of clothing. He puts them as he needs them. A toddler, a strong man, a wimpy coward, ect, ect.
Don's a "don!" Parnas better put his family in the witness protection program - and until that happens, they all need to learn to sleep with one eye open!
How can the man that many say has the biggest brain ever not remember anything. He's spending to much time counting how many times Melanie is flushing the toilet lol
Trump: Everything is perfect in my life, MY CALLS, MY WIFE 1,2,3 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE, MY DISHWASHER I ONLY HAVE TO PRESS IT ONCE. MY SINK HAS MORE WATER COMING THROUGH IT.
No matter what happens Trump will ALWAYS be remembered for being impeached... It will never change. If the Senate fails in their duty it will only make things worse for him not better. At least I get to laugh everyday, the only good part about his presidency.
Bruhh, the Democrats made him famous, that’s the irony of it. I’m a republican, and I know a majority of republicans think he is stupid. But we laugh everyday at you guys cause a single man can piss off so many of you guys.
Assume everything, learn nothing. Your notions concern no one but yourself and certainly have nothing to do with anything that I care about or believe. He's Not my president, he's all yours. I have my own national leader. He's French and while he may be a massive ID politics sponge he doesnt suck as much as that spray tan catastrophe you have. Also, in case you aren't aware, "The Google box" connects to all over the world!!!
Dates to know: 1. Super Tuesday - March 3rd - when the Democrats figure out which one of them is going to beat Trump 2. Election day - November 3th - when the election circus ends, and Trump's reign comes to an end
I TOLD THE POLICE MAN THAT IT WAS PERFECT CRIME "I ONLY TOOK WHAT I WANTED" I TOLD THE TRAFFIC COP "I WAS GOING THE PERFECT SPEED" I TOLD THE LADY IN THE DRESSING ROOM - Maybe wont go there
One more thing... Interesting thing...if it was such a perfect phone call...then why didnt he release the Congressionally approved money that night? Not even that one thing he claims vindicates him makes sense.
"Everyone is in the Loop" means all Crooks knows about everything starting with Trump, Pence, Giuliani, Nunez, pompom, Mulva......list goes on.
LibHunk domino effect in the making
Wasn't Jeff Sessions in the Trump Tower 'adoption' photo?
AND JUDGES !! OF COURSE..
I doubt Pence is behind anything but color me impressed if I get proved wrong.
What do YOU know about starting anything except being paid to write negative Blogs about a King. Kings are better than Presidents because the People Love them
I don't know what a President is. Presidents change every 8 years. Some get Head in the Oval Office and some drop Atomic Bombs. But guess what? Every Man "INSTICTIVELY" knows a Leader. Leaders get things started they get things done!!! They don't sit around haggling like bitter bitches in a Nursing Home. Just wait until 145 degrees
Fahrenheit when we taste a little God folks: Our asses are cooked!!!!
The expression on the Fox host interviewing Nune’s face screams “not buying it”.
Finally, a Fox person with balls and of course it’s a woman.
Don Jr? Never heard of him, never met him, no idea what he does or who he is.
Fyend Don't know where he comes from, never heard of him or his family...
Detective: Mr Trump we found your shadow in the crime scene.
Trump: I don’t know it, I have never seen it, I don’t know what that is. I have no idea what it does.
If cornered with direct evidence, lil donnie will claim don jr is just another 'coffee boy' in his circles, just like that Greek name guy
He shoots endangered sheep in Mongolia using night vision goggles & a laser gun ! thats all I know about him
Who???
"[KellyAnne Conway] is sticking with Trump to the end"--how can George stick with KellyAnne?
The things she can do with her mouth, and you ask that question?
It's called open up and say ahhhhhhhh
bang her really hard, then it will stick strong
2 awful humans in a pod. Don't kid yourself on that
I want to try to answer honestly and say love is blind, mention that stable comfortable middle age middle class men, often find themselves in a scenario similar to women in their late teens and early twenties, who fall for a 'bad boy; there wives develop issues, alcoholism or addiction, become infidelitous or develop some self destructive psychological issues, it happens as often as women find it in their husbands, just not as good a narrative for pop culture so less visible.
But unlike the woman, who'll stand by her husband until she doesn't, men in that scenario, much like that aforementioned young woman and the bad boy, let it go, tell themselves he can save her, she'll change, the woman he knows she is, is still in there.
Or maybe it's not, maybe it's as simple as the carnal catharsis of some animalistic clash born of the tension and contempt That'd be a very powerful heady rush, I'm sure.
But in reality, I can only really think of it, as a man, with what men in history are accused of always thinking with.....
......and say if you find yourself in with a woman who so thoroughly morally flexible, and so able to dramatically contort every which way on the fly with such deft aplomb, you stay in her, as long as you can!
Those senators say they will be impartial... Moscow Mitch can tell the future which is why he already made his impartial decision of voting against.
Yep!😆
You lost all credibility when you threw out your bullshit label. I never listen, or read anything from a feces eating liberal. Hey Lynn Wilthole. Antonio Brown has a “bag of d*cks” you can “yup”.
@@keithborjes312 lol "feces eating"? How triggered are u and why? And if u don't read "liberal msgs", y even bother to reply. Your msg seems untrue containing unnecessary profanity. Take it easy and good day!
@@keithborjes312 Nice to see the trumpublicans acting like babies and uncivilized.
@@keithborjes312👈 Poorly educated at tRump University! He got exposed by drinking the circus peanut orange koolaid from the Liar-In-Chief's cult of ignorance. Don't worry blind cult follower, tRump will be certain to save you right after his BS bone spurs heal up! 😁😄😂🤣
Nunes looks like he's ready to 💩 himself.
Parnas seems to be very credible.
Has documents, phone records, letters, pic, videos, oops just like Epstein did...
Nunes has his lips surgically attached 2 Agolf Twittler's ass...those 2 with Miller make a perfect human racist centipede.
Better Keep a close eye on Lev Parnas or else you would find him dangling in a few days in his jail cell most likely...
👀I agree.👀
Why? He's not hurting Democrats... HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Is he in jail? Normally they wear orange, how come he’s wearing a suit.
Parn Ass should be in a cell with Avennati! LIYF
@@H_A_L_7 Hes out on Parol.
I can’t imagine how dense do you’ve to be to believe Trump is innocent, at this point. Devin Nunes should be investigated.
catcherbloc1 the frauds that call themselves Americans don’t care about legalities so long as they are in control. They only throw fits when they are not in charge.
NOT GONNA HAPPEN, NO ONE PLAYING THE GAME CAN ESCAPE WHATS COMING.THE ENORMITY OF IT ALL WILL SHOCK THE WORLD. PATRIOTS AT THE READY "Q"
tree man , because he uses “abortion” to get their sympathy. 😡
Because people who are capable of critical thinking dont "believe" when it comes to justice. Only slaves like you "believe" what theyre told to believe
Horatio Sans l think you mean the opposite of what you’re saying. Facts say Trump is guilty. Believers reject fact.
Every Kellyanne Conway interview should have a simultaneous split screen with George Conway. lol
I almost feel bad for Lev Parnis. He can't help that he's stupid and got used. If they allow witnesses in the Senate trial, I hope to hell he is subpoenaed.
Is he stupid and got used, or just a corrupt man that has no loyalty after being abandoned? I appreciate his coming out but I doubt it was from the good of his heart.
if you want i tell you his salary so you feel less bad.
What does he mean by perfect? As in not dialling the wrong number ?!
mina Petite He means perfect as in everything he does is perfect. Such a misplaced yuge ego...
Beverly Glover everything he says is a lie but some people choose to blindly trust him
"I called...he answered..he congratulated me on my giant hands and amazing 2016 electoral college win...Perfect!"
Matthew 😂😂😂😂 hilarious
@Matthew So funny.😂
Trump said “I didn’t have any conversations with Parnas that I remember,” but then, he often doesn’t remember his own wife’s name.
Andrew Mastin nice name
Trump has more photos taken with Lev than I have wedding pics...Yet he "doesn't know him."
Same!😂😂😂😂😂
When I saw the video of IMPOTUS&Parnas, *I WAS DONE💀!* 😆
He has video clips of him and Trump too! The pathological liar in the WH can't tell the truth to save his life...
*"You son of a Mitch"* 😆
No, it's "You son of a Moscow Mitch"! Ha Ha Ha!!!!
It was a perfect phone call.
For impeachment. 😊
Mr. Midnight, He changed his tune from "no collusion" to now "perfect hone call" . That's his new chorus to his love song.
Unfortunately it is more like, "The phone call was perfect. It will get him reelected." Anyone who has all their hope in this impeachment removing Trump from office is going to be pissed when it not only gets dismissed in the senate, but it gets him reelected in 2020. Notice I am not praising trump. The democrats in congress have no case that he committed a crime and gave every civilian democrat false hope that he can actually be removed from office. Besides, you all want Mike Pence as president? Because that is what will happen if trump were to be removed. There is no thought going into the impeachment of trump from congress what-so-ever. @Caribbean Girl, trump claimed a perfect phone call from the start and then moved into, 'no collusion' territory, and then back to his original stance. You're all being played like fools by the media.
@@UTubeJunky True
When a person can't answer one simple question he or she is a liar
A liar the end.
So on the bright side....evidently we have no real problems and I'm sure of that since we cant seem to get off this bullshit
"... people who go on TV are never under oath."
Case in point: you, Kellyanne.
Nope, they ain't under oath, but they are exposed to everyone who will look.
alternative fact
Guess she under desk and getting something she don't get at home
@Bruce strkland Flushing *_15 times!_*
The "standing" joke was a killer !
Its true though
Trump is right the phone call was perfect it got him impeached
So great, so perfect, I think the most perfect call in the history of calls.
“All The President’s Men” - has a new meaning now behind the title, coupled with “The Usual Suspects” as a sequel.
All the President's Hench-Men
Trump will deny he knows Don Jr if he gets Indicted.
😂😂😂😂
I met him once and took a picture with him but I don't personally know him.... Donald sTump.
On Jared Kushner: “How can we trust him with the Middle East when he doesn’t even know what to do with his arms” 😂😂
He looks like Pinocchio.
Tropical Aquarium Jared’s early mug shot.
I absolutely love Jimmy! Hysterical! We need his humor, especially now 💕
Jarred will be in everyone's nightmares. He's turning into a creepier version of *Slenderman* than Slenderman (original)
Seriously have you heard him speak? He's not creepy, his balls haven't even dropped yet.
Even his high pitched voice is creepy to me.
Who's Jared?
@Jeff somersby sounds like a movie 😳😏😏😏
@Jeff somersby you should bone up on psychedelics.
PARNAS speaks better English than trump
Ralph Colerick A Speak & Spell has a better grasp of the English language than Trump.
My cat speaks better English than trump. 😉
@@IAmSuzyQ I've seen a cat that can speak two or three words. You're giving Trump too much credit.
@@user-ip6zn1io5w Touché. 😉
He sounds smarter than trump too.
"The president knew exactly what was going on." Les Parnas
this is REALITY TV at it s best!!! love the way that crook nunes looks a lot calmer, than when trying to derail the committees questioning of witnesses for the Impeachment
The weird thing is that I don’t know if that wife note is real or not
Denis Rothenbücher It’s real, she totes hot!!
Trump: Ivanka? Never met her.
Linnaeus I won’t date that fatty. Eww!
@Linnaeus
And he'd follow up that statement with:
"Now that I've seen her, I'd like to date her..."
"He knows everything (and) nothing at the same time"
💀💀💀☠
I really like u Jimmy I am learning English with your shows thank you very much u r very funny
Where are you from iam from india
Quebec
@@anastaleb641 thanku praise the lord
Is that “Your wife is hot!” real or is that a joke?!🤣 I’m seriously not sure.
It's a joke. But scary thing is that we aren't sure! 😱
Vivek Anand J 😯 That is scary.
Trump: "I have one of the great memories of all time."
Trump also: "I don't know the guy. I don't remember any conversations."
Yep, that's the greatest memory, alrighty...
... Selective...
And here's the thing...if he's NOT lying and actually does NOT remember all the things he claims to have no memory of...isn't that almost just as disturbing as if he's lying?!!
That would imply he has no clue if he's giving out classified info if he can't recall doing and saying things...he's our biggest nationality security threat.
Trump losing Fox News is huge.
This thing needs to stop making perfect phone calls .
“Jared, your wife is hot and I’ve fondled her before you did...” -DJT
Trump “don’t know” a lot for a president
With "one of the great memories of all time" and being such a stable-genius.
He don't know a lot of people he knows as well..."Nice guy, works hard, honest....never met the guy"
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@Nilima Gosavi Now....that makes sense..All of them, as in a team President ,or just one.....at a time.
@@G0DofRock Don't know about a stable genius would say more stable racist wrong more unstable racist.
Perfect call, in a sense that it was corrupt , treasonous & unwarranted!!
“He knows Everything and Nothing’s all at once🤪” True, he has to Gooooo💩
That sounds sacred. To know everything and nothing. Whoah.
Besides Yang, every other candidates scare me.
@@petershin5130 Yang is in my top 2. Yang or Sanders, I hope.
You pick? I bin naughty Avennatti or Parn Ass for your Democrat nominee! LIYF
@@user-ip6zn1io5w IMO, not a fan of many of Sander's views. Yang seems to be more reasonable and bringing both parties together.
The only person in the whole clip who's not GUILTY is Rachel. I'd even throw the Fox News people in the pokey.
L I Beral even Jimmy?
Totally agree !!
Jimmy presented the clip, Paul.
@@paulchristopherlittle is a ruski troll fuckwit
Pokey!!!
4:26 the correct response should have been "But you're on TV right now! Plot Twist!!"
That's exactly what I was thinking.😁
Thanks Jimmy. You keep us going.
It was the most perfect call in history. It was such a perfect call, he had to put it in a super secret server.
It's perfection was such that if our our enemies attained it, they could reverse engineer it and weaponize it!
When Malania turns on him he'll say he doesn't know her, never met her😂🤣🤣🤣, I wonder if he will say the same if Ivanka turns on him 🤔🤔🤔
He has a boarder line personality may be about seven of them. He wears them like a set of clothing. He puts them as he needs them. A toddler, a strong man, a wimpy coward, ect, ect.
Don's a "don!" Parnas better put his family in the witness protection program - and until that happens, they all need to learn to sleep with one eye open!
was anybody else expecting Lev parnas to have a Ukrainian accent?
I wans't expecting him to be so coherent ...no cofefe, on orangins ...
@@speedy7040 yes! He's very stately. I wasn't expecting that.
@Mark for sure! He's actually quite well spoken.
Can we give all the senators the definition of "impartial" that they swore to?
They will try to say it like, "I'm partial", to try to save Trump.
Next time I'm guilty of something, I'll pull a Trump: I dont know anything, I dont know who he is, I never met the man...🤣😂
Just For fun that might be the meme of the year in 2020
R u white n rich too? If not it won’t work
That only works if you are super rich!💵💵💵💵💵💵🤗
Trump in Tommy Wiso's voice:
I don't know him. I've never met him before. I don't know him. I do not. Oh hi matt Gaetz.
I don’t know what he’s about!
It's so entertaining how woke Kimmel is.
As it turns out It was a perfect call ... along with the perfect hold ... along with the perfect cover up
"Even Kayne knew what was going on!" 😂😂
His perfect call was perfectly impeachable!!
Nunes has that impending custodial look.
How can the man that many say has the biggest brain ever not remember anything. He's spending to much time counting how many times Melanie is flushing the toilet lol
@Chris Cruz she doesn't want to hear his BS so she's in the bathroom flushing away all the BS he keeps spewing.
@@wouldntchuliketoknow8170 don't forget people are flushing 7 8 9 or 10 times he coming out with new toilets lol
Jimmy, I miss you during your summer hiatus, but your guest hosts rock! I hope you’re enjoying your summer and time with your family!❤️
"What is the White House's position on his allegations that are now public?" Bent over a barrel
You are the best Jimmy!
Million men and women march to capital to make sure Senators are standing by the Oath!
Great idea.Take to the streets.
Trump will never fire Kellyanne. *Can you imagine firing someone who knows all your secrets?*
I was not in favour of impeachment but since this assassination of Solemeini and his suvsequent threats I realize that Trump should be removed.
Jimmy is so freaking funny in this clip!! Love you Jimmy Kimmel!
Jarred looked like the promo for a new 'Dorian Grey' movie.
It depends on the perspective. From a mobster's view the phone call sure was perfect.
I'm only 40% sure that last note was fake...
I already respect Lev Parnas more than the President for being candid and bearing all after he was caught.
He is 47 😂😂😂😂😂😅 woah I thought he was at least 50 or 58
How suspicious Conway shouts out how when you are on TV you're not under oath...
Trump: Everything is perfect in my life, MY CALLS, MY WIFE 1,2,3 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE, MY DISHWASHER I ONLY HAVE TO PRESS IT ONCE. MY SINK HAS MORE WATER COMING THROUGH IT.
FBI putting trump in handcuffs ... "It was the perfectest phone call ever!"
@@danyboy1477 nice
@@danyboy1477 Trump: Best arrest in the history of arrests.
Aussie Aviation You talking about Avennatti? LIYF
😂😂😂😂
Nothing to do with Trump. I got your book in the mail today!!!!!!!!
Who smeared all the 💩on the picture frame behind Parnas? Why'd they film that interview in a Psych ward bathroom?
New Message lol
Jimmy is just brilliant.
No matter what happens Trump will ALWAYS be remembered for being impeached... It will never change. If the Senate fails in their duty it will only make things worse for him not better.
At least I get to laugh everyday, the only good part about his presidency.
Bruhh, the Democrats made him famous, that’s the irony of it. I’m a republican, and I know a majority of republicans think he is stupid. But we laugh everyday at you guys cause a single man can piss off so many of you guys.
Assume everything, learn nothing. Your notions concern no one but yourself and certainly have nothing to do with anything that I care about or believe.
He's Not my president, he's all yours. I have my own national leader. He's French and while he may be a massive ID politics sponge he doesnt suck as much as that spray tan catastrophe you have.
Also, in case you aren't aware, "The Google box" connects to all over the world!!!
'this will be the first time some of these senators have ever stood for anything' 😂😂😂😂😂😂. That part was mad funny😂😂😂😂😂
Otumfour Kojo Agyemang
Nunes looks like a deer in the headlights!
Kudos to the media edition team! Great effects!
That’s funny 😄 the Ghouliani behind the glass. That’s the Ghouliani !
Ok, the fact that Parnas is younger than me was a jaw-dropper!!!
I'm just surprised he hasn't denied "ever meeting that phone." yet.
Is it me.. or Doez trumps wig remind you of Dennis the menace Hair style! 🤣🤣
Earlier, Trump used only the MAGA Cap. Now he uses all Caps!
Tropical Aquarium lmao
and maga is in caps
Great monologue Kimmel. Keep it up, late night hosts!
Conway: "but did my president even know how many flushes Parnas toilet takes, I don't think so, alternative facts!!"
Jimmy is the best!!!
Jared looks like a “mannequin”
When a simple yes or no is answered with more than a yes or no, you have your answer.
What ever happened to Igor?
Billy Stahl Really. It's like he never existed.
Lev was probably the first to make a plea.
Doctor Thirteen you’re probably right
I don't understand how anyone could be stupid enough to ever do business with Trump again.
My Bologna has a first name...
#1 REASON TOO STOP PAYING TAXES TO THESE FOOL'S.🖖🤣
Dates to know:
1. Super Tuesday - March 3rd - when the Democrats figure out which one of them is going to beat Trump
2. Election day - November 3th - when the election circus ends, and Trump's reign comes to an end
I would watch the news every day if Jimmy Kimmel was the news reporter...
I TOLD THE POLICE MAN THAT IT WAS PERFECT CRIME "I ONLY TOOK WHAT I WANTED"
I TOLD THE TRAFFIC COP "I WAS GOING THE PERFECT SPEED"
I TOLD THE LADY IN THE DRESSING ROOM - Maybe wont go there
j rich And everyone told You about Avennati right? LIYF
@@stevenhughes1110 well Fox claimed he was off to jail, but he isn't, so what about him?
This will be the first time they stood for anything
Hello my friends!
Perfect phone call, perfectly criminal!
Canada will never forget that trump is directly responsible for the downing of an passenger aircraft of innocent Canadians!!!
It's a good thing for you that you're not under oath Kellyanne...
His middle name is John? I thought it was Jennifer!
One more thing...
Interesting thing...if it was such a perfect phone call...then why didnt he release the Congressionally approved money that night? Not even that one thing he claims vindicates him makes sense.
DAMN😂