Excuse me Sir ?! Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ, our lord and savior??

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  • Опубликовано: 20 апр 2013
  • I went to leave the house and this terrifying bastard caught me off guard.

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  • @JacoThor
    @JacoThor 5 лет назад +180

    i was expecting a missionary to come out from the bushes in the middle of this

  • @garethdean6382
    @garethdean6382 11 лет назад +27

    That's right, we've even got the animals now. Once we convert the cockroaches nobody will be safe.

  • @RedHatClub
    @RedHatClub 5 лет назад +133

    What New Jehovah's Witness recrutes be like

    • @taylorwarren2000
      @taylorwarren2000 2 года назад +2

      haha! *recruits

    • @ohare7820
      @ohare7820 2 года назад

      Don’t get it

    • @James_Slepz
      @James_Slepz 2 года назад +1

      @@ohare7820 basically in the jehovas witnesses (a religion) people would come up to your house and would ask if they could come in and talk to you about being a jehovas witness. and if you wouldnt notice them yet they would just knock or look at the door waiting for you

    • @Soulzforever
      @Soulzforever 2 года назад

      I mean most of my family are Jehovah's witnesses(I'm not and will not take part in any religion lol)so this is honestly hilarious 🤣🤣

    • @James_Slepz
      @James_Slepz 2 года назад

      @@Soulzforever Haha same but grandma and my aunts family are the only ones now, it was probably because they want us to join at a very young age and now we already got tired of it.

  • @johnnybernard
    @johnnybernard 2 года назад +7

    1:45 didn't expect a second deer to just appear out of nowhere

  • @Atticellar
    @Atticellar 10 лет назад +49

    Those deers don't seem to give much of a f*ck

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  8 лет назад +1

      +ZombieNicholas Yeah they really don't, they're pretty used to humans. There's tons of residential areas halfway up the mountains to the North of the Vancouver area (Tri-cities specifically)

    • @Atticellar
      @Atticellar 8 лет назад

      +marksfc13 it's funny to get a reply two years later :p oddly, I will probably be in Vancouver next year, had no idea it happened close to that city... I'm European

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  8 лет назад

      Enjoy your trip to Van, It's a great city to explore!

    • @Atticellar
      @Atticellar 8 лет назад

      +marksfc13 thanks, I will!

    • @guesstgz
      @guesstgz 3 года назад +1

      They are all out of fucks. They have no more fucks left to give.

  • @kairin_iv
    @kairin_iv 2 года назад +3

    idk why but this gives me nostalgia

  • @PokemonGeezer
    @PokemonGeezer  11 лет назад +72

    I tried to find what it's from originally with no success. It refers to a common Jehovah's Witnesses opening line, but I'm certain that I'm stealing it from numerous similar comedic situations that I've seen over the years.

    • @ryansgirl2002
      @ryansgirl2002 3 года назад +3

      Can't be Jehovah's Witnesses- they don't believe our Lord and Savior is Jesus Christ!! 👏🤣😂👀

    • @dominicesposito4394
      @dominicesposito4394 2 года назад

      @@ryansgirl2002 yeah don't go anywhere near them

    • @ryansgirl2002
      @ryansgirl2002 2 года назад

      @@dominicesposito4394 trust me: I'm at no risk of a conversion to their beliefs! Those people are delusional and that "religion" is a cult based on the most preposterous notions. Not a fan. I don't have to deal with them banging my door down since they finally figured out that my giant guard dog is in fact not a Jehovah's witness nor is be interested in converting. I'm not sure of the details of what transpired between them and my dog...all I know is I came home to find a million bits of shredded Watchtower papers all over the yard and porch, along with scraps of clothing 👀🤷🏼‍♀️ haven't seen them since.

    • @gregjones3660
      @gregjones3660 2 года назад +1

      Don't they believe in gold plated dishes in the side of a mountain?

    • @gavino326
      @gavino326 2 года назад +1

      @@gregjones3660 I’m a Jehovah’s Witness and no we don’t. I’ve been to your regular Christian church, and the only difference I’ve seen is what we perceive the afterlife as, and what name we refer to god as (we still sometimes just call him god, it’s the same thing) People need to stop spreading such baloney about our beliefs…

  • @PhoenixAlone1
    @PhoenixAlone1 11 лет назад +17

    Two very pretty blacktail deer it's rarer for males to hang out together but it does happen, they where probably brothers though. Good idea for you to approach with care though, deer are generally harmless but if they feel your a threat they can kick your asterisk^^ I'd probably be "COME BACK DEER YOU CAN LIVE IN MY YARD!" but if you want to keep them out there's things to deter them that won't hurt the deer(I'm pretty sure there's something that sprays water at them that works on a sensor)

    • @TheJorgeGuy
      @TheJorgeGuy 6 лет назад

      PhoenixAlone1 Well, apparently he chased it down and choked it out. So that won't be needed.

    • @phoenix370
      @phoenix370 2 года назад

      Hey I like your name. My name's phoenix too 😊😊😊

  • @pamelapugh8846
    @pamelapugh8846 3 года назад +5

    Funny video and thanks for highlighting these pretty deer

  • @viviannaperez6507
    @viviannaperez6507 3 года назад +20

    LOVE THIS KEEP GOING BROTHER

  • @somebodybodysome4368
    @somebodybodysome4368 6 лет назад +4

    I get fun writing 'Dear Sir'.

  • @macswanton9622
    @macswanton9622 24 дня назад

    Seldom is heard a discouraging word

  • @A__Mina
    @A__Mina Год назад

    “Go into the woods!” This is the woods lol

  • @elviscaragea4433
    @elviscaragea4433 2 года назад +1

    where is the meme!?

  • @kimeshabellamy7708
    @kimeshabellamy7708 11 лет назад +7

    I heard this phrase in the movie "Airplane!" =)

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  3 года назад

      Lol great catch! I think the joke has been around as long as door to door religion salespeople.

    • @albert_the_cool8092
      @albert_the_cool8092 2 года назад +2

      @@PokemonGeezer i... its an 8 year old comment

    • @albert_the_cool8092
      @albert_the_cool8092 2 года назад +1

      @@PokemonGeezer it feels like when I just replied the other day to a guy who commented on my video 1 year ago, but damn 8 years, im kinda interested if she replies or not

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  2 года назад

      @@albert_the_cool8092 I don’t RUclips very mucho.

    • @albert_the_cool8092
      @albert_the_cool8092 2 года назад +1

      @@PokemonGeezer lmao I think I do a little too much (considering it took me 3 minutes to reply) lmao
      I think on average I watch youtube like 4-6 hours every day

  • @williamschwartz8130
    @williamschwartz8130 3 года назад

    Good thing that he doesn’t have any shit that’s living inside of him anymore

  • @alasterkenway9773
    @alasterkenway9773 8 лет назад +15

    Nice place to live but maybe just too close to nature.... btw nice house bro

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  8 лет назад +4

      +Sirapob Klarod Naw man the pros of living near the forest definitely outweigh the cons, it's one of the amazing things about living in BC. Yeah the house is nice but not mine, I was renting the basement suite from a family friend at that time. They have a beautiful place, the forest drops off to a huge gully about 20m past the end of the lawn.

    • @alasterkenway9773
      @alasterkenway9773 8 лет назад +1

      marksfc13 There's a gully too!? Oh my, that's incredible but does wild animal come to the living zone often? and was there any dangerous animal come down near the house? and does it rain a lot there?

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  3 года назад

      @@alasterkenway9773 A cougar wouldn’t attack someone my size, I grew up around black bears and they’re more afraid of you etc. Bears just want our stanky trash food. And there’s no wolves or brown bears in the area, they don’t like to live anywhere near cities. You’re more likely to be attacked by a rabid raccoon than any of the large predators here (also very unlikely). It’s the best place to live in the world bro!

  • @SomeMechlover
    @SomeMechlover 7 лет назад

    "where the fuck am I"

  • @billkillernic
    @billkillernic 8 лет назад +2

    well what about the god damn rain? didnt you think that maybe the deer stood there in order not to get wet?

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  7 лет назад +1

      Bill Killernic it was a sunny day, and deer don't mind rain

    • @billkillernic
      @billkillernic 7 лет назад

      Everybody minds rain its cold and messes you up lol... its just that deer can survive being under rain if there isnt any better option for sheltering.

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  10 месяцев назад

      ​@@billkillernicI love the rain Bill!

  • @plant2080
    @plant2080 3 года назад +22

    Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior treesus Christ?

  • @ferdyhoshigakitube
    @ferdyhoshigakitube 11 лет назад +5

    Where is the tittle phrase came from? kinda funny

    • @lukasalma94
      @lukasalma94 3 года назад

      A tiktok

    • @albert_the_cool8092
      @albert_the_cool8092 2 года назад +1

      @@lukasalma94 Oh wow let me guess an average tiktok user? no hate btw but please just take a look at how old that comment is. so I think you can kinda figure it out from now

  • @rambam77
    @rambam77 Год назад

    Did you go to the woods to meet our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

  • @joerosales6117
    @joerosales6117 Год назад

    Pretty yard man

  • @alevans6329
    @alevans6329 9 лет назад +1

    That's why I was going to stay

  • @albert_the_cool8092
    @albert_the_cool8092 2 года назад

    nice! did it taste good?

  • @cinemamovies1916
    @cinemamovies1916 2 года назад +3

    I need to personally speak to the 920 who liked this video.

  • @serviogaming5169
    @serviogaming5169 2 года назад +2

    SMD for the clickbait but I love animals so 10/10 liking and subbing no joke no scam

  • @spadefoursevennine7672
    @spadefoursevennine7672 3 года назад +1

    He said there is 2 "Deers" Ahahahaha! I used to say that when i was 5. LOL

  • @cateracarroll5953
    @cateracarroll5953 2 года назад

    Jehovah’s Witness be like

  • @lifeisgood070
    @lifeisgood070 2 года назад

    It’s a deer bro. Wrestle it

  • @madhouse5213
    @madhouse5213 8 лет назад +14

    well did you kill it? good eating :D

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  8 лет назад +10

      +madhouse5213 Yeah, although it was a very residential area so I couldn't use my rifle. I ended up chasing it until it got tired, then I just choked it out...

    • @onyxqueen6456
      @onyxqueen6456 6 лет назад

      Disgusting.

    • @xijinping1099
      @xijinping1099 5 лет назад +1

      Onyx Queen Deer that live in areas like this likely eat grass, so they don’t taste very gamey. Good eatin.

    • @flaccidpancake5186
      @flaccidpancake5186 3 года назад +1

      @@PokemonGeezer straight up use ur nails

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  3 года назад +2

      @@flaccidpancake5186 I just bit through it’s jugular once I had it down.

  • @jacobwilson8969
    @jacobwilson8969 5 лет назад +1

    Wtf is this i clicked on it to talk about JESUS NOT THIS BALONEY @alonzolerone

  • @kokushibo6893
    @kokushibo6893 2 года назад

    It’s not even the dang video I was looking for the title is a dang lie

  • @goldenkookoo
    @goldenkookoo 2 года назад +2

    what a clickbait u didn't even put the epic audio on it

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  2 года назад

      Wtf are you talking about? This is real life lady! How dare you!

    • @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356
      @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 2 года назад

      @@PokemonGeezer the title has nothing to do with the video.

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  10 месяцев назад

      ​@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 it foes as the title to a joke video. You seem like 90, have u passed on yet gran?

  • @LLJW-zw9pm
    @LLJW-zw9pm 2 года назад

    Probably where it’s habitat used to be until it was tore down to build your house

    • @PokemonGeezer
      @PokemonGeezer  2 года назад

      Look at a satellite map of Coquitlam BC, then look at what's to the north of it. Also the houses have been there for 20 years, and there's literally thousands of kms of untouched forest directly to the north of this house. You ignorant.

  • @masoniangod8458
    @masoniangod8458 2 года назад

    You shoulda just bum rushed em you could totally take them both on
    I was joking don’t actually fudging bum rush a male deer they can brake some bones easily if startled

  • @epicaksu6454
    @epicaksu6454 2 года назад

    This title is a meme

  • @Eddyszz
    @Eddyszz 11 лет назад

    Jajajaj