it's easy, squirrel girl defeats them by doing her research, there are squirrels in every tree, watching the other characters. and have you tried avoiding trees ?
I think there's one comic where squirrel girl needs a time machine so she shows up at Dr dooms castle to borrow his and he lets her since he doesn't want to deal with her again
I love to imagine all of the marvel villains are like this where they just give her anything she needs because ultimately what they loose is easier to deal with then her fighting them.
And then, not even a day later, ALL CRIME in gotham? Done. Forever. And Bruce all of a sudden finds himself realizing what a bad idea this was, cause now hes made batman redundant, and he has to try to live life like a NORMAL PERSON.
Squirrel girl actually has a few other powers that dont come up often because they're also silly and probably made up on the spot. Aside from having claws on the ends if her fingers she also has several inch long spikes she can extend out of her knuckles almost like Wolverine because of course she can. She's the only individual Deadpool is afraid of, and like Deadpool she is also aware that she's in a comic book, but is contractually obligated by Marvel to act like she doesn't, however her squirrels have no such contract and so can break the 4th wall for her.
"How did you defeat Thanos?" "Squirrel Power!" "How did you defeat Galactus?" "Squirrel Power!" "How did you defeat Dr. Doom?" "Squirrel Power!" "Well, how does that work?" "SQUIRREL POWER!"
@@Stepi01 Ratatoskr is an Asguardian squirrel beast/god. Full power is unknown, but the link to the world tree means it is old and powerful. Easily Odin levels of power in the form of a squirrel. Ratatoskr Nordic lore is messenger of the gods, traveling the World tree. Marvel equivalent should be Teleportation on a cosmic scale. If it's a friend to SG, few things thetenen her. TLDR Saitama squirrel buddy.
At the end of the day, Batman is a detective. If he is put into a scenario where he can't be a detective, he will struggle against anyone sufficiently super-human. Thats the point of the prep time argument. Given a sufficient amount of knowledge and time, batman could procure some way, some thing, or some one who could defeat the threat. Because that's what he does. But that's not really a fair fight. That's basically letting another player start with more stars in mario party
Have you tried to keep a squirrel out of a birdfeeder? Those little critters aren't animals; they are tiny reality-bending chaos gods. Squirrel Girl is probably actually a perky Lovecraftian entity that would make Eternity shit itself and the appearance of harmlessness is the core of its power.....
Yup, Squirrel Girl's explicit "thing" is that she can't be beaten. This doesn't mean she'll get her win in a fight per se - a number of her wins are convincing people to hang out instead of causing trouble, making some wild friends in the process. So, because it does get asked from time to time: the entirely correct answer to who'd win between her and Saitama is "both of them", as they'd just end up grabbing lunch and playing video games. It's the only way for that to encounter to play out without ignoring how each of them actually works.
@insane7718 or she would win if its 20 minutes till the shop he needs to get to for a sale is closing and she hands him a coupon book for 50% off sales items
Missed opportunities of discussion: She is neither Mutant nor Inhuman She doesn't need to overpower her foe if she can redirect their goals into another avenue (Galactus can be notified of a planet full of acorns, which happens to be a cache left by space-squirrels) Her first sidekick squirrel got fridged, which conveniently ended the use of his controversial name, making room for Tippy-toe She taught her friends rudimentary Squirrel language, granting a wide net of informants to question Taking a college course in Computer Sciences is really helpful when 10% of the villains are tech-based
Her real mutant power is the ability to control plot. Deadpool and She'Hulk are aware of the greater plot but Squirrel Girl can manipulate it. Her squirrely powers are just her manifesting her love of cute and cuddly squirrels.
The Norse god of shit-talking. And Queen Medb (sometimes a goddess in Irish mythology) is sometimes depicted with a bird on one shoulder and a squirrel on the other, serving as her messengers to the skies and the earth. Squirrel Girl knows all and sees all
This reminds me of something a manga author said about what ifs about main characters fighting, that it doesn't mstter how strong a character in an action series is, they will always lose to the gag manga character, because its funny
Literally the plot of an episode of Dragon Ball Super. Arale, from an old classic Dragon Ball episode showed up, and was able to throw down with Vegeta because of it, including his recognition of the gag character status.
@@terakhanthis She's actually a character brought into DB from another of Akira's manga. Which I don't think actually takes place in the same world (which obviously isn't important for introducing a gag character).
The actress who was going to play her did go on to voice her in other projects; Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors, Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show and Marvel Rivals.
@TarossBlackburn basically the theory behind that was as long as something is not being directly watched, they can do anything hints y in hellsing the cat boy can just revive itself whenever no one is looking at him and disappear in the same instant
35:00 these logic tiers are something I bring up at the first session of dungeons and dragons. Like, how gritty vs anime are we looking for to enjoy stuff the most.
The team runs up to the giant monster that stopping them from completing their mission and squirrel girl goes "Go on guys I've got this" when the team comes back... monsters beating
Ignoring the "Superman is the ultimate power" question, Goku and Kal-el would exchange a few test punches, realize the other is actually a really good guy during the opening sparring, and stop fighting. You would have to create riduculous circumstances to make them fight each other, the typical "musunderstanding on first meeting" would wear off before either even FEELS a punch from the other.
Yeah i mean, goku doesn't fight people unless the like, actually WANT TO fight, he would probably wanna fight superman, but superman probably wouldn't wanna fight him.
@dattos140 And that would usually be just to see who's tougher. If Superman was tougher, he'd accept that, and probably go train up to Kryptonian levels. 😉😂
@@dattos140 I'm sure Goku would probably make friends with Superman (having saved the planet multiple times) and convince him to some join in some friendly fights for the sake of training/fun
If y'all did a video covering the whole of the Unbeatable Squirrel girl series? I'd be here so fast I'd get a 7 in speed. B) Because it shows how she wins, and it's all very smart and super well written. I give it a re-read whenever I'm feeling really low, because it just has a kind of magic to it for me that I haven't gotten from comics in a long time.
Comic Thanos is basically as strong as be needs to be, at least under Starlin. I mean Odn couldn't put him down, and he fights characters that wipe out cores of dead galaxies and Galactus and such..
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Squirrel Girl, I think, was created to make power-scalers cry. She is what they would call street level at best, but she has some of the biggest names in Marvel in her list of victories.
Squirrel Girl is the living embodiment of the following quote: "The person who would win in a fight is the person that the script writer wants to win!"
I like soup heroes too! Edit: she doesn't just talk to squirrels IMO. I'd say her greatest power is the ability to weaponize the 4th wall. She's all 7ns because her power literally can't be quantifiable because we never see what she can actually do.
I wanna see a death battle squirrel girl vs batman and they do a joke when they go to the battle she already beat him while they were explaining their powers and abilities
My college girlfriend wants more than anything to get to play squirrel girl if she’s ever introduced to the MCU. And while I feel the chances of that are slim, and her getting the part next to impossible, I would be all for it if only so I could say squirrel girl took my v-card
I've always Love Squirrel Girl, she deserves this moment in the spotlight more than any other IP marvel has under it belt (in my opinion). My goofy little weirdos is have her glow up and I am Here FOR IT!!
Oh shit Morty what did you do? Alright Morty, pack your shit. You fucked with SQUIRRELS Morty. We have to pack up and move to a new reality Morty, you know we... I said we could only do that a couple of times, we're fucked over here, because of these damn squirrels... Morty
I really love the addition of the Squirrel Girl Podcast(which is real on Spotify and officially canon to the 616 but only ran for one season) theme song at the end 😀😊😁
Even though last time I saw the channel was a couple years ago (sometime before the green tattoo that messed with greenscreen) Oddly enough it feels nostalgic seeing your channel again and seeing the intro
I feel like people underestimate how powerful even a 3 out of 7 is in the marvel power scale, if 1 is normal human and 7 is nigh omnipotent, a 3/7 or 4/7 is ridiculous as it is and honestly I don't think Reed Richards should have any more than a 5, even as the "smartest man alive"
There should be a bit with a big red button in a glass case, with a "in case of emergency break glass" situation, and it just calls squirrel girl to save the day lol
I think that I heard from somewhere, that her actual power is not actually squirrel related, but she is actually a reality warper and doesn't realise it. She thinks that she has squirrel powers, and it alters reality to give her such powers, along with armies of squirrels, and makes it so all opponents are equally susceptible to said squirrel powers. In terms of comics and stories, she passively alters the meta to make herself the squirrel based hero, makes the idea of power levels meaningless. Her charm would probably be lost if any part of it was taken seriously.
One of my favorite Squirrel Girl moments was when she was interviewed to be Danielle Cage’s nanny. She sparred with Wolverine, who was an Avenger at the time, and got him to yield when she surrounded him with a horde of angry squirrels.
But I think for that joke they forgot how old Squirrel girl actually is (College age) which is a bit sketchy considering they dated years (in universe) before she applied to be Danielle's nanny.
I'm not sure if it's because of Squirrel Girl, but, I have an irrational fear that (even though it'll never happen) should a zombie outbreak ever happen and I see or hear about a zombie squirrel, then I will give up then and there. Because, there's no surviving zombie squirrels.
a hoard of squirrels is actually the most terrifying thing i can think of. like, army ants are terrifying now imagine they arent tiny slow insects but exceedingly fast and agile bolt clippers the size of your head. no wonder she beats them off screen.
Since it was brought up, with Death Battle, one match I'd love to see is Liu Kang VS Ryu, but it'd have to be with both characters being composites of different iterations, especially since both Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter have different continuities to factor in, more with MK and how it's reset it's universe twice over game-wise with implications in one game that other MK media could be canon via timeline restarts. Other than that, I'd love Robin Hood VS King Arthur, much as it'd be mostly one-sided for Arthur given his legends tend to feature magical elements more where with Robin Hood, magic being an element is more dependent on your iteration, like Robin of Sherwood having Robin Hood be a title that also comes with a magic sword, but that's just that version, other iterations maybe simply keep things grounded as best it can for the period they're trying to represent. Though I imagine that even then, it'd be like Hercules VS Sun Wukong where it'd mostly be kept to their main known and told stories over factoring that certain shows or movies because of what they featured.
off to wiki weekends i am! Additional fun fact, someone a couple of years ago did a count of EVERY superman vs batman fight, and the count was (unsurprisingly) superman has beaten batman several fold many times more than the opposite.
Spider-Man once threatened he could do the whole "Summon a nearly-endless attack swarm of the animal I'm themed after" as a joke and it terrified people into being unwilling to fight him just in case he wasn't bluffing, so honestly this is entirely believable.
I always love the ideal of people thinking that Batman can beat anyone with prep time when the fact that he fights the person before loses gets his prep time then gets round 2 and wins then in the next story he has to lose to that person again because of insert new reason and has to prep again to win leaving him losing in the long run because they are most likely up one win
It's something I'd started to do with some Star Wars stuff. "But this can't happen because..." Space magic, it works because space magic. It's also known as the classic IWBIC. It Works Because It's Cool.
My understanding of Squirrel Girl is she's sorta like Deadpool and can manipulate off screen/page events. She doesn't break the fourth wall directly, but when your power is "Never Lose" you have to figure he's got the power of the Writer which is indirectly fourth wall breaking.
29:18 Squirrel girl versus herself. Hear me out, alternate universe where shes The Loser Squirrel Girl. It's super serious and depressing and fucked up and then all of a sudden Unbeatable just shows up, bright and happy and silly. She sees how sad her alternate self is and wants to cheer her up. Problem is Loser has the same powers as Unbeatable but inversed, Unbeatable will always win but Loser will always be a Loser, and Unbeatable doesn't want Loser to be a loser and so what happens now?
18:14 - c’mon, we all know he has a can of Bat Squirrel repellent in his belt to deal with them. Doesn’t mean he’s gonna beat Squirrel-girl though, but he can ward off the squirrel army at least. 😜 Although, think it should be noted that actual Batman, not meme Batman, would have no problem admitting he couldn’t beat her. In the comics he’s willing to admit when various characters are better at something than he is. In fact, in one of the crossovers Marvel and DC did, Batman admits that in a fight, Captain America would beat him (it’d be a long fight, but Cap would eventually win).
Seeing Stan Lee state with frustration "these are fictitious characters!" Describes every geek I ever met that takes it all too seriously in one sound bite 😂😂😂 Fun fact about squirrels they basically see the world in slow motion like flies. That's pretty op to be fair
if i remember correctly squirrel girl doesnt actually control the squirrels, she just talks to them. so every time theres a squirrel army or anything like that, its because she went and asked squirrels really nicely.
Batman can easily take care of the squirrels trying to bite him, like he even has shark repellent so that’s no problem. But there’s no preparation against ‘always wins’
I imagine Deadpool vs squirrel girl is Deadpool refusing to fight and just trying to keep himself on screen the entire time so she can't beat him. How many unique and entertaining things can I do to keep attention on me
Batman given prep time about squirrel girl just means that his goal is to ensure that he convinces her that what she wants ALIGNS with what he wants. Psychologically priming her, or just legitimately having a conversation until she agrees with him.
Squirrels are actually really good and maneuvering through trees and jumping long distances, hell they can even survive falling from any height because they flatten their bodies and use their tails to make drag.
In Marvel Rivals, Squirrel Girl has a challenge rating of 1 star meaning she's intentionally easy to play. This is a reference to how in her books she just always wins no matter what.
Batman vs Squirrel Girl. If that did happen we have a stalemate because Squirrel Girl canonically just wins, but Batman has stats of Batman, which is pretty much the same thing.
Superman being the standard reminds me of Warf in star trek. He's supposed to be the strongest most skilled worrior in the show. But he's always getting his butt kicked. Because any time they need to prove how strong the bad guy is, they just have him beat up Warf. They will let superman get beat to prove how strong the bad guy is. But he always comes back stronger and wins the second fight.
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it's easy, squirrel girl defeats them by doing her research, there are squirrels in every tree, watching the other characters. and have you tried avoiding trees ?
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I think there's one comic where squirrel girl needs a time machine so she shows up at Dr dooms castle to borrow his and he lets her since he doesn't want to deal with her again
I love to imagine all of the marvel villains are like this where they just give her anything she needs because ultimately what they loose is easier to deal with then her fighting them.
@@404maxnotfoundand you know some of them have ptsd from the last time they fought her
Batman would see a rodent themed child backflipping through the city and the bat family gets a new member.
And then, not even a day later, ALL CRIME in gotham? Done. Forever.
And Bruce all of a sudden finds himself realizing what a bad idea this was, cause now hes made batman redundant, and he has to try to live life like a NORMAL PERSON.
@@theredheadrevolution4156correction, a Normal RICH person
Squirrel Girl would adopt Batman.
@@ray-raypacheco276 like the cat distribution system
Why is this funny 😂
Squirrel girl actually has a few other powers that dont come up often because they're also silly and probably made up on the spot.
Aside from having claws on the ends if her fingers she also has several inch long spikes she can extend out of her knuckles almost like Wolverine because of course she can.
She's the only individual Deadpool is afraid of, and like Deadpool she is also aware that she's in a comic book, but is contractually obligated by Marvel to act like she doesn't, however her squirrels have no such contract and so can break the 4th wall for her.
One power you missed is she smells like hazelnuts.
Thank you for using my absolutely favorite art of Squirrel Girl for the thumbnail. She's had a lot of different looks but that one speaks to me.
*careless whisper plays*
that one sqeaks to me.
"How did you defeat Thanos?"
"Squirrel Power!"
"How did you defeat Galactus?"
"Squirrel Power!"
"How did you defeat Dr. Doom?"
"Squirrel Power!"
"Well, how does that work?"
"SQUIRREL POWER!"
@@Stepi01 Ratatoskr is an Asguardian squirrel beast/god. Full power is unknown, but the link to the world tree means it is old and powerful. Easily Odin levels of power in the form of a squirrel. Ratatoskr Nordic lore is messenger of the gods, traveling the World tree. Marvel equivalent should be Teleportation on a cosmic scale. If it's a friend to SG, few things thetenen her.
TLDR Saitama squirrel buddy.
@@kopkaljdsao Oh I remember that one. Ratatoskr was DEFINITELY not her friend at first, but they're cool now. Squirrel Girl always wins. 👍
Squirrel Girl looks at Dom, and goes "Who needs family... when you've got squirrel power."
At the end of the day, Batman is a detective. If he is put into a scenario where he can't be a detective, he will struggle against anyone sufficiently super-human. Thats the point of the prep time argument. Given a sufficient amount of knowledge and time, batman could procure some way, some thing, or some one who could defeat the threat. Because that's what he does. But that's not really a fair fight. That's basically letting another player start with more stars in mario party
Have you tried to keep a squirrel out of a birdfeeder? Those little critters aren't animals; they are tiny reality-bending chaos gods. Squirrel Girl is probably actually a perky Lovecraftian entity that would make Eternity shit itself and the appearance of harmlessness is the core of its power.....
I love the 2015 run of squirrel girl comics. Its great how many fights she wins by befriending the villain, like Kraven the hunter.
I got those comics as a kid (tween?) and I absolutely adored them! She solves everything with the power of friendship it's so lovely!
Yup, Squirrel Girl's explicit "thing" is that she can't be beaten. This doesn't mean she'll get her win in a fight per se - a number of her wins are convincing people to hang out instead of causing trouble, making some wild friends in the process.
So, because it does get asked from time to time: the entirely correct answer to who'd win between her and Saitama is "both of them", as they'd just end up grabbing lunch and playing video games. It's the only way for that to encounter to play out without ignoring how each of them actually works.
Huh neat
Saitama would lose if lets say they played videogames
@insane7718 or she would win if its 20 minutes till the shop he needs to get to for a sale is closing and she hands him a coupon book for 50% off sales items
@Daemonworks
Wait, are you telling me Squirrel Girl knows Naruto's most powerful technique:"THE TALK NO JUTSU?!"
My word, she truly is unbeatable...😨
Missed opportunities of discussion:
She is neither Mutant nor Inhuman
She doesn't need to overpower her foe if she can redirect their goals into another avenue (Galactus can be notified of a planet full of acorns, which happens to be a cache left by space-squirrels)
Her first sidekick squirrel got fridged, which conveniently ended the use of his controversial name, making room for Tippy-toe
She taught her friends rudimentary Squirrel language, granting a wide net of informants to question
Taking a college course in Computer Sciences is really helpful when 10% of the villains are tech-based
Her real mutant power is the ability to control plot. Deadpool and She'Hulk are aware of the greater plot but Squirrel Girl can manipulate it. Her squirrely powers are just her manifesting her love of cute and cuddly squirrels.
28:38 Ironically, the "my favourite character wins" method is the most accurate to the comics.
Squirrel Girl: I am the most powerful entity in Marvel
DJChamp: "SO YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DO A MF INFINITE?"
She already learned Servbot's Lunch Rush super but she does it with an infinite number of squirrels
Ratatoskr (squirrel) from the World tree. She controls squirrels. Mystery of godly powers solved.
The Norse god of shit-talking. And Queen Medb (sometimes a goddess in Irish mythology) is sometimes depicted with a bird on one shoulder and a squirrel on the other, serving as her messengers to the skies and the earth. Squirrel Girl knows all and sees all
This reminds me of something a manga author said about what ifs about main characters fighting, that it doesn't mstter how strong a character in an action series is, they will always lose to the gag manga character, because its funny
Literally the plot of an episode of Dragon Ball Super. Arale, from an old classic Dragon Ball episode showed up, and was able to throw down with Vegeta because of it, including his recognition of the gag character status.
@@terakhanthis She's actually a character brought into DB from another of Akira's manga. Which I don't think actually takes place in the same world (which obviously isn't important for introducing a gag character).
Batman has the biggest 7 in wealth.
No ...Batman biggest 7 is his intelejensi......
Goku: Interesting, I'd like to test that out for myself now.
Famous last words before being filled with acorns from both ends by an army of squirrels
Cut to the Vegeta chating for a minute.
Cut back to Goku on the ground with a handful of squirrels gnawing at him.
Rip Goku
A few minutes later goku laying in Yamcha pose in the ground while squirrels playing fetch on his beaten body
SG would show Gokua great recipe for walnut fried rice and the fight would never happen.
Such a shame that the show with AT&T squirrel girl never got made her costume looked cute
The actress who was going to play her did go on to voice her in other projects; Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors, Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show and Marvel Rivals.
Not even death battle is immune to "they won because the writers wanted them to" in the case of green lantern vs ben 10
Schrödinger's cat but as a squirrel girl
Warrant Officer Shrödinger?
@TarossBlackburn basically the theory behind that was as long as something is not being directly watched, they can do anything hints y in hellsing the cat boy can just revive itself whenever no one is looking at him and disappear in the same instant
I always loved the cover where the Hulk is holding up an entire mountain to keep it from crushing everyone else there.
35:00 these logic tiers are something I bring up at the first session of dungeons and dragons. Like, how gritty vs anime are we looking for to enjoy stuff the most.
The team runs up to the giant monster that stopping them from completing their mission and squirrel girl goes "Go on guys I've got this" when the team comes back... monsters beating
Batman would never beat squirrel girl. But he would offer her a job.
Superman vs Goku got brought up at an old job. Had a good laugh at Superman wins the deathbattle, but Goku wins the rap battle.
As someone who's terrified of squirrels, yeah, OBVIOUSLY she's the most powerful cape
I will always appreciate that last Goku VS Superman where they end it with the two just having fun; pure love of a good scrap and improving.
Wanda: no more men
Batman: I'm not a man. Im Batman.
This is a joke before any Batman haters and D riders start arguing about it.
But what about Manbat? Is he safe? Is he .... alright?
_Alternatively_
Wanda: No more men!
Bat(wo)man: Well, now seems like as good a time as any for me to come out.
She's a proportionally sized Ratatoskr.
Ignoring the "Superman is the ultimate power" question, Goku and Kal-el would exchange a few test punches, realize the other is actually a really good guy during the opening sparring, and stop fighting. You would have to create riduculous circumstances to make them fight each other, the typical "musunderstanding on first meeting" would wear off before either even FEELS a punch from the other.
Yeah i mean, goku doesn't fight people unless the like, actually WANT TO fight, he would probably wanna fight superman, but superman probably wouldn't wanna fight him.
@dattos140 And that would usually be just to see who's tougher. If Superman was tougher, he'd accept that, and probably go train up to Kryptonian levels. 😉😂
@@dattos140 I'm sure Goku would probably make friends with Superman (having saved the planet multiple times) and convince him to some join in some friendly fights for the sake of training/fun
If y'all did a video covering the whole of the Unbeatable Squirrel girl series? I'd be here so fast I'd get a 7 in speed. B) Because it shows how she wins, and it's all very smart and super well written. I give it a re-read whenever I'm feeling really low, because it just has a kind of magic to it for me that I haven't gotten from comics in a long time.
seconded. It even includes a special where it shows exactly how she beats up the entire marvel universe! Which is really great.
Comic Thanos is basically as strong as be needs to be, at least under Starlin. I mean Odn couldn't put him down, and he fights characters that wipe out cores of dead galaxies and Galactus and such..
That's almost always when he has at least 1 of the infinity stones. Base Thanos is not cosmically powerful.
@@thomasdahlberg5920 There's also the allegedly weaker clones though, that one Thor fought needed special Skyfather gear to really hurt him.
Batman beats squirrelgirl by keeping their fight on screen at all times.
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Squirrel Girl is probably friends with Sandy Cheeks, that’s how she became unbeatable.
Squirrel Girl, I think, was created to make power-scalers cry.
She is what they would call street level at best, but she has some of the biggest names in Marvel in her list of victories.
Squirrel Girl is the living embodiment of the following quote:
"The person who would win in a fight is the person that the script writer wants to win!"
18:04 "A stampede of infinite squirrels"? Sounds like she's connecting to the Squirrel Force 🤔
I like soup heroes too!
Edit: she doesn't just talk to squirrels IMO. I'd say her greatest power is the ability to weaponize the 4th wall. She's all 7ns because her power literally can't be quantifiable because we never see what she can actually do.
I wanna see a death battle squirrel girl vs batman and they do a joke when they go to the battle she already beat him while they were explaining their powers and abilities
My college girlfriend wants more than anything to get to play squirrel girl if she’s ever introduced to the MCU. And while I feel the chances of that are slim, and her getting the part next to impossible, I would be all for it if only so I could say squirrel girl took my v-card
The odds are near-infinitely stacked against it, but hopefully she pulls some Squirrel Girl level stuff and gets the roll.
You know it's going to be a good video when they close out the main topic and there's still have the video left
It's all fun and games before you remember how many squirrels exist on the planet at any given time
I've always Love Squirrel Girl, she deserves this moment in the spotlight more than any other IP marvel has under it belt (in my opinion). My goofy little weirdos is have her glow up and I am Here FOR IT!!
Oh shit Morty what did you do? Alright Morty, pack your shit. You fucked with SQUIRRELS Morty. We have to pack up and move to a new reality Morty, you know we... I said we could only do that a couple of times, we're fucked over here, because of these damn squirrels... Morty
For God's sake, don't let New York Department of Environmental Conservation know about Squirrel Girl or Rocket Raccoon.
I really love the addition of the Squirrel Girl Podcast(which is real on Spotify and officially canon to the 616 but only ran for one season) theme song at the end 😀😊😁
It makes me think of the MTG meme of 15 1/1 squirrels being able to take down Emrakul, and giant world ending 15/15 flying spaghetti monster lol!!
Even though last time I saw the channel was a couple years ago (sometime before the green tattoo that messed with greenscreen)
Oddly enough it feels nostalgic seeing your channel again and seeing the intro
..... Wait..... Squirrel girl HAS lost at least once!
Perhaps not directly, however....
"Deadpool kills the marvel universe"
Now I'm curious if Adam West has a can of squirrel repellent
Edit typo fixed
It would likely be rodent repellant, but only if someone comments on the irony of it being used by the flying rodent man.
My favorite thing about SG is she's Powermans kids nanny
I feel like people underestimate how powerful even a 3 out of 7 is in the marvel power scale, if 1 is normal human and 7 is nigh omnipotent, a 3/7 or 4/7 is ridiculous as it is and honestly I don't think Reed Richards should have any more than a 5, even as the "smartest man alive"
They need to do a squirrel girl One Punch Man crossover comic
Right when the fight starts it cuts to Genos doing something and then comes back to a beaten Saitama.
They *may* fight in Death Battle
There should be a bit with a big red button in a glass case, with a "in case of emergency break glass" situation, and it just calls squirrel girl to save the day lol
I think that I heard from somewhere, that her actual power is not actually squirrel related, but she is actually a reality warper and doesn't realise it. She thinks that she has squirrel powers, and it alters reality to give her such powers, along with armies of squirrels, and makes it so all opponents are equally susceptible to said squirrel powers.
In terms of comics and stories, she passively alters the meta to make herself the squirrel based hero, makes the idea of power levels meaningless. Her charm would probably be lost if any part of it was taken seriously.
23:32 You changed my mind, gonna be a Batman stan now - because you never underestimate the Furries 🙃
I just love how ridiculous her story is, she was the babysitter to Luke Cage and Jessica Jones' kid and she is Wolverine's favorite sparring partner
Oh shit I heard that line in marvel rivals and was confused because the way it was worded I thought she babysat Luke cage not his kids.
One of my favorite Squirrel Girl moments was when she was interviewed to be Danielle Cage’s nanny. She sparred with Wolverine, who was an Avenger at the time, and got him to yield when she surrounded him with a horde of angry squirrels.
She had incentive also she doesn't like Logan because they used to date and it didn't end well
But I think for that joke they forgot how old Squirrel girl actually is (College age) which is a bit sketchy considering they dated years (in universe) before she applied to be Danielle's nanny.
Who would win? 1 trillion suns or Batman
does he get prep time?
This would be the single greatest thing bro, imagine 9 movies leading up to a big bad , and they walk into squirm girl saying yeah they’re dead
Not even Rick Sanchez go against the squirrel Mafia.
My problem with death battle is they often ignore certain information because it skews the results too much
Alsl giving them powers that they never had in any canon iteration *coughcough android 18 coughcough*
I'm not sure if it's because of Squirrel Girl, but, I have an irrational fear that (even though it'll never happen) should a zombie outbreak ever happen and I see or hear about a zombie squirrel, then I will give up then and there.
Because, there's no surviving zombie squirrels.
a hoard of squirrels is actually the most terrifying thing i can think of. like, army ants are terrifying now imagine they arent tiny slow insects but exceedingly fast and agile bolt clippers the size of your head.
no wonder she beats them off screen.
Since it was brought up, with Death Battle, one match I'd love to see is Liu Kang VS Ryu, but it'd have to be with both characters being composites of different iterations, especially since both Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter have different continuities to factor in, more with MK and how it's reset it's universe twice over game-wise with implications in one game that other MK media could be canon via timeline restarts.
Other than that, I'd love Robin Hood VS King Arthur, much as it'd be mostly one-sided for Arthur given his legends tend to feature magical elements more where with Robin Hood, magic being an element is more dependent on your iteration, like Robin of Sherwood having Robin Hood be a title that also comes with a magic sword, but that's just that version, other iterations maybe simply keep things grounded as best it can for the period they're trying to represent.
Though I imagine that even then, it'd be like Hercules VS Sun Wukong where it'd mostly be kept to their main known and told stories over factoring that certain shows or movies because of what they featured.
She beat Mephisto in hell by summoning every squirrel that's ever died like the ghost army in LoTR
off to wiki weekends i am! Additional fun fact, someone a couple of years ago did a count of EVERY superman vs batman fight, and the count was (unsurprisingly) superman has beaten batman several fold many times more than the opposite.
Spider-Man once threatened he could do the whole "Summon a nearly-endless attack swarm of the animal I'm themed after" as a joke and it terrified people into being unwilling to fight him just in case he wasn't bluffing, so honestly this is entirely believable.
I always love the ideal of people thinking that Batman can beat anyone with prep time when the fact that he fights the person before loses gets his prep time then gets round 2 and wins then in the next story he has to lose to that person again because of insert new reason and has to prep again to win leaving him losing in the long run because they are most likely up one win
It's something I'd started to do with some Star Wars stuff. "But this can't happen because..." Space magic, it works because space magic. It's also known as the classic IWBIC. It Works Because It's Cool.
If you don't mention the squirrel-a-gig I'm rioting.
How Batman beats squirrel girl:
Batman: I’ll win at losing
Squirrel girl: *Head explodes
Imagine being tangoed by the hulk. I mean you would die but you're ears would never be the same.
Mantis shrimp can punch so fast, they make sonic booms that produce heat comparable to the surface of the sun. They do this to knock fish out.
RUclips stopped recommending this channel to me and i thought it had ceased until now
My understanding of Squirrel Girl is she's sorta like Deadpool and can manipulate off screen/page events. She doesn't break the fourth wall directly, but when your power is "Never Lose" you have to figure he's got the power of the Writer which is indirectly fourth wall breaking.
Batman would come up with an idea that had both him and Squirrel Girl win and convince her it was her idea.
Even Rick Sanchez won't go in against squirrels.
Btw, i love how its been years since covid and his name is still "Far and away" Lucas.
Part of SG's skills could possibly be like Domino, where there's a certain level of luck that is just destined to happen.
Spiderman strength is actually beyond seven. He just holds it back to a level 6.
29:18 Squirrel girl versus herself. Hear me out, alternate universe where shes The Loser Squirrel Girl. It's super serious and depressing and fucked up and then all of a sudden Unbeatable just shows up, bright and happy and silly. She sees how sad her alternate self is and wants to cheer her up. Problem is Loser has the same powers as Unbeatable but inversed, Unbeatable will always win but Loser will always be a Loser, and Unbeatable doesn't want Loser to be a loser and so what happens now?
The One Above Stanley : "Hold My Beer F F S!"
18:14 - c’mon, we all know he has a can of Bat Squirrel repellent in his belt to deal with them. Doesn’t mean he’s gonna beat Squirrel-girl though, but he can ward off the squirrel army at least. 😜
Although, think it should be noted that actual Batman, not meme Batman, would have no problem admitting he couldn’t beat her. In the comics he’s willing to admit when various characters are better at something than he is. In fact, in one of the crossovers Marvel and DC did, Batman admits that in a fight, Captain America would beat him (it’d be a long fight, but Cap would eventually win).
"Lex Luthor will always be the smartest man on earth" in DC? Mister Terrific would like a word.
Seeing Stan Lee state with frustration "these are fictitious characters!" Describes every geek I ever met that takes it all too seriously in one sound bite 😂😂😂
Fun fact about squirrels they basically see the world in slow motion like flies. That's pretty op to be fair
if i remember correctly squirrel girl doesnt actually control the squirrels, she just talks to them. so every time theres a squirrel army or anything like that, its because she went and asked squirrels really nicely.
Batman can easily take care of the squirrels trying to bite him, like he even has shark repellent so that’s no problem. But there’s no preparation against ‘always wins’
Squirrel Girl is one of my favorite characters! I would love to see you break down her powers!
I imagine Deadpool vs squirrel girl is Deadpool refusing to fight and just trying to keep himself on screen the entire time so she can't beat him. How many unique and entertaining things can I do to keep attention on me
Batman given prep time about squirrel girl just means that his goal is to ensure that he convinces her that what she wants ALIGNS with what he wants. Psychologically priming her, or just legitimately having a conversation until she agrees with him.
What if it was just a King situation where she's just been given the credit for a bunch of feats, but she just happened to be around.
Girlfriend: Squirrels are cute. You should do something with that.
Comic Artist: You know what? Just for you, I'll do it.
If Squiral Girl's main power is plot armor, the best counter is 4th wall breaking to perwade the writer to make her loose.
Squirrels are actually really good and maneuvering through trees and jumping long distances, hell they can even survive falling from any height because they flatten their bodies and use their tails to make drag.
In Marvel Rivals, Squirrel Girl has a challenge rating of 1 star meaning she's intentionally easy to play. This is a reference to how in her books she just always wins no matter what.
Batman vs Squirrel Girl. If that did happen we have a stalemate because Squirrel Girl canonically just wins, but Batman has stats of Batman, which is pretty much the same thing.
Squirrel Girl is how the last MCU movie will end.
Superman being the standard reminds me of Warf in star trek. He's supposed to be the strongest most skilled worrior in the show. But he's always getting his butt kicked. Because any time they need to prove how strong the bad guy is, they just have him beat up Warf. They will let superman get beat to prove how strong the bad guy is. But he always comes back stronger and wins the second fight.