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I usually hate watching people eat,but when he does it it’s like a suspense movie,you’re on the edge waiting for the silence to break to hear his opinion lol
Haha. Good way of describing it. I just get kinda ineffable vibe watching him. He hits me like an ASMR actually, but he has a relaxing sound. I actually find all these weird food items interesting also, as i would not ever buy them myself. Lol
Yeah you sort of have to weight the cost of that burger against how many JR bacon cheezeburgers you can get from wendy's or a double patty burger from Culver's or Maybe a Wisconsin swiss melt from them.
The way you implemented this review and the way you described and justified this review? you are in the top echelon of reviewers. Reviewers represent an important part of society, whether the PR firms want to acknowledge it or not. You are doing a great service and I commend you.
“I have my ways of getting a burger made just how anybody else does” I’d like to imagine him walking into the shakeshack with a full 3 piece suit but a fake mustache on lol
@@BeyondDaX I've tried both of these once each. In & Out was really good, Five Guys grossed me out. I've never heard of Shake Shack, there are none around here. We do have Steak N Shake. But those are kinda mushy. Not a fan of fast food at all. Except for Chick-fil-A. But the closest one is 30 miles away.
People should take pride in their work... from the President down to the trash collector or janitor. They are being paid to do their best job possible. JMO
So I just had the Shake Shack Bourbon Bacon Cheddar Burger last weekend, and thankfully for me it looked nothing like the unfortunate mess you had. It was pretty dang good. Someone at SS was clearly just not having a good day when you came in. Not that you're ever starved for content, but you ever thought about doing follow up episodes, where you revisit products that disappointed you, and see if maybe it was made better the 2nd time around? Love that jacket my dude, I felt the drama just simply watching you eat without risking messing it up.
Thank you. We were thinking of going to the next town to have one of these, but I wanted to see if it was just a one-off---see if anyone experienced something better.
That was a sloppily prepared $10 burger. The onions and Shack sauce were on maybe 1/4 of it. Thank you for the honest review, as always. Side note: the way I would describe food that’s been charred too much is acrid. I only excuse it when I’m at a family grill out, or I do it myself. 🙂
Ron Dawson I thought it was pretty standard for a fast food joint. Saw a news article just this morning about the differences between advertising pics of burgers and what they really look like. Sad ...
People who stand out are regularly publicly mocked and shamed, turned into laughingstocks for the internet to sneer at. Is it really that difficult to see WHY people are disingenuous?
You can just tell that, as he bites into it, of the absolute foulness he has had the displeasure of tasting. Its as if, he had in his mind, contacted the old gods for eldritch wisdom, for he could not fathom what the heck that flavor combination could possibly have hoped to achieve. His day was infact ruined, and his disappointment, immeasurable.
as a former shake shack worker, the grill is too hot. its like that to make the burgers cook quicker. it does often char the outside just to make the orders go out faster
As a former Shake Shack employee, it looks like that patty (or even entire burger) had been sitting in the window under a heat lamp for awhile. Not great stuff haha
The fact that fast food sits in a window for any amount of time is shamefully. But then again fast food isn't real food, and the people cooking it are barely cooks, they are professional reheaters. Nobody makes food they, they assemble product that's it. Always looking to cut corners to make as much money as possible. Don't care about the food. Only about the money.
@@CanadianvoicePeople who cook burgers at some fast food places are no less of cooks than someone cooking a burger at a nicer establishment, and some places make good food pretty consistently, like in n out, five guys and chick fil a. Not everything is reheated at all fast food places lol. As for the cutting corners and greed, yes That's true but the workers cut corners because of the greed of their employers, NOT because of their own greed.
A few yrs back they opened a shake shack near my house. A buddy and I spent 45 mins at the drive thru, got our burgers. We each ate one bite, threw it out the window, and went to McDonald's. Don't just not eat at sh*t shack, don't even drive on their road.
Kudos to you for eating that burger after you removed it from the box. That was one the scariest looking food items I've ever seen placed inside of a bun. Thanks for taking one for the team! BTW, 2 thumbs up on the suit!
Save your money and go to mom and pop places. Fast food today is bad quality, is never fresh and a complete waste of money besides pizza places. I think the fast food hey day is becoming a thing of the past. my local bowling alley cafeteria makes better burger and fries than any fast food chain. Time for the fast food fad to be a thing of the past
His podcasts is awesome! You can really hear his brilliant mind! I am working through his beginning podcasts through RUclips & then on Spotify I’m listening to some of his more recent ones, like summer 2020, and Covid, it’s still quite interesting even though at first I was wondering if I can handle “living through “ 2020 again… 😳😂😂😂 I’m still enjoying it
Once you get the fries and the drink the price is way up there. Instead go to LongHorn Steakhouse and get the big delicious cheeseburger. Get it medium rare or medium with cheese of your choice. Add bacon. Order with light burger sauce and seasoning and tell them to go easy on the char. Get it with hot fries. Their awesome salad is an extra buck 50 if you're really in full meal mode. Enjoy with a soft drink or beer and on the lunch menu I think it costs even less than shake shack but don't forget the tip. Hot cha cha.
*fast food burger To be fair, you know what you’re getting with fast food so you pay the price at your own expense. And the price also reflects what toppings are on the burger, side and drink if you chose that option. 10-12$ is average price for a large meal deal. And burgers at restaurants and certified burger joints have always been over 10$ and you know you’re getting quality.
I am profoundly shocked and anguished in the immeasurable disappointment of ReviewBrah. My heart is broken, my day is completely ruined. The King has not been served with the finest burger this world has to offer and his misery leaves me grief stricken! On the other hand, that is the finest suit jacket I have ever laid my eyes 👀 on!! Just Impeccable!!!!
Your policy at 9:04 is actually what I think all food reviewers and critiques should be about. Getting the experience that everyone else gets means you’re getting the standard that the fast-food restaurant established. That being said, if they had known you were one of the greatest food reviewers of all time, they would’ve made the burger the best burger they ever made. But that’d be a lie of a review if others did not have the same quality served to them as well. Love your honesty.
Uh oh. You're in for it now. My first time was just about a week ago, and now I'm addicted. I keep following him down the review rabbit hole. I'm seriously thinking I may need to take some vacation time soon, because work is REALLY distracting me from this endeavor.
I had 1 the other day, beef quality was great. The topping was left over scraps of old bacon from the bottom of the pan mixed with the sauce and onions. Should have gotten just a regular burger with actual pieces of bacon not the leftovers.
There's always something so satisfying when one of the fancier burger restos get raked over hot coals by ReviewBrah. The nickle-and -diming is too blatant at this point.
I like Panera. It's nice to be able to get soup and a sandwich in a drive thru, or soup and a roll. I like soup. The only other chain i have that i can get something like that is the chili from wendy's but then there's the blowout later...
Loving the suit jacket, from the thumbnail it was looking like you were rocking the whole "mad scientist" vibe. You might wanna try that for these "I didn't like it" food videos. Might be kind of a funny theme.
For a suit as fresh as this one, you deserve only the freshest burgers! We'd love to make it up to you, and have gotten in touch to help make this right.
I bet these restaurants would give anything for a ‘cheat’ code to know in advance which item was going to end up before the mighty Review Brah! They’d probably fly in Gordon Ramsey to prepare it😂
If I'm not sitting down at a table, with a menu in front of me, and a waiter brings me my food, I'm not spending $10 on just a burger! That is mind-boggling to me!!
Only time I ever had a $10 single patty burger was in the Gold Nugget Casino, and that was one incredibly good burger, had one every day during our stay in Reno.
If I didn't hate Gambling, I'd go. I love being on the hunt for a good burger because I'm trying to learn how to perfect a burger. I love cooking. wonder if they'll let me just go in there and eat food if I'm willing to pay.
its so nice that still in our times , so many people see the hidden gem in this guy , he is absolutely 1 of the most unique person i have ever seen , and it's nice to so many others agree .....
Well this is the first time I'm actually seeing this suit it looks very nice and I like the color contrast it has. I'm so used to seeing you in the darker colored suit it's kind of nice to see you in a lighter card suit. I do like the tie it kind of ties in with the whole suit. Although I think maybe a lighter colored vest might have gone better with this. I don't know but I do like it. I like it a lot.
I was sure the reason for your disappointment would be the lack of lettuce and tomato. I am absolutely dumbfounded that anyone would ever make a hamburger without them. As for the charred taste I feel your pain. I had a meatloaf sandwich that was burned a couple of months ago and still haven't gotten over it. That burned taste truly ruins everything and stays with you for a long time afterwards.
It's called being active and not sitting on your behind all day.. He probably doesn't snack between meals either.. Too many people eat for entertainment and not for survival.. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the food you eat but we don't need to eat 3 huge meals, a bag of chips, and a bag of cookies every day to survive..
So I've been watching for years, at least 4 or 5 years or so, but I took like a year off and just came back, and I'm in shock and awe. Completely flabbergasted. Have you started trying to develop a vaguely British accent while I was away? I feel bamboozled.
the burger disappoints. but your review does not. that charred burger aftertaste is very accurate indeed. I agree with you it might be the preparation that purged the what might be an excellent burger.
A $10 burger should be cooked perfect every time! This is what makes me so mad about fast food places, they have the nerve to raise the price on all their crap but still screw it up, WRONG! You can't charge people these extremely high prices and then serve them the same old garbage as if it cost $3. I'll cook my own burger thanks but no thanks, I will not support.
Thats what happens when you pay high school drop out burger flippers $15+ an hour. This is what happens when people want higher wages for fast food jobs. Just wait to find out what happens when universal healthcare becomes a thing. This is why we dont want to change our country.
@@GrimmPoetics must be lonely up there on your high horse. If you spend $$$ money to buy something you want someone who actually gives a fuck to make it decent. Bye bye now.
True class. Excellent suit. Very coherent and well mannered. Wholesome lad. What more could you ask for. A rarity in the modern day, these videos make me smile. Much love to Reviewbrah
Thank you for the report, TheReport. I just found your channel today and I really enjoy the videos, I find them informative, entertaining, candid and useful. I enjoy your humour, mannerisms, attire and voice. I think the coat is great! That really was a disappointment for you, me as well. I really enjoy burgers and have yet to try Shake Shack. Visually. I could see that the edges are well cooked and that made it more appealing for me. When a smash burger is done right, and has nice brown crisp edges that is perfect. Based on taste however, something was wrong. As you say, you have had and enjoyed the Shake Shake on multiple occasions so that means their methods of meat preparation (if followed properly) are not the issue. That is good news for me. In this case, it was probably just over cooked. Who knows though as as you say we were not in the kitchen. Grill fires, equipment issues, all sorts of possibilities. Personally, I want to hear the bad as well as the good. Reports should be objective as TheReport well demonstrates in the report! Given the opportunity I will definitely go to a Shake Shack! I would not order that burger, though not due to your report. I personally find the "bourbon bbq" style sauces too sweet. I believe I would enjoy the creamy, tart "Shack" sauce you describe though. Plus I love the smashed style patties, when they turn out properly ;) Thanks again TheReport!! Take care!
In my opinion, Fast Food restaurants need to be held accountable for their products. We need to force them to a higher standard by literally not purchasing their "food". Eat at a local burger joint instead. 90% of the time, their food tastes better anyways (and is actually real meat), and you're creating competition for the Fast-Food giants. Make Fast Food Great Again
Agreed. The local burger joint on any Main Street USA is going to taste so much better than anything you can get at name your fast food joint. There’s a mom and pop burger joint I love ear me and they make consistently great burgers.
I love seersucker suits, dresses, blazers etc. Love it! Thank you. Your content is so interesting. And your deadpan reviews really give a consumer pertinent info on where to spend your coins. ❤️
That's too bad. To avoid disappointment, I always check my bag, open the wrapper, etc. To make sure everything is all right. Usually the management will replace things that aren't as they should be. Food's too expensive to accept an inferior product if it's and individual mistake like this!
My first impression when you showed the burger was that it was way over cooked. If I am ordering a thin burger, I expect it to be cooked through and through. But when I buy a thicker burger, I expect it a bit on the medium rare side, not burnt to a crisp. I have never had a Shake Shack, now I am reluctant to try one.
Granted, most fast food restaurants or Five Guys for example require their burgers to be “Well Done” as to not create illnesses from undercooked meat. I rarely get Five Guys (for the sanctity of my waistline) but it always slaps!
I love the way you do your reviews, they're different from the other ones I watch. I live near one Shake Shack and work near another (the original location in NYC), and all I can smell is the grease from their vents, definitely not appetizing. I've had one of their burgers years ago and have no desire to have one now. I'm not surprised by your review.
Dear chap, these dapper suits would look so much more wonderful if you'd get a tailor and have them tailored to fit you more properly. You positively swim in them and you have so much potential to really fulfill the aesthetic you're going for.
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hi, reviewbrah !
I must say sir, excellent choice in suit! Excellent excellent excellent
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Not sure why but it kinda reminds me of the kfc suit even tho he started out with a black suit
Well, that was disappointing!
Never disappointing
You handsome
Savage as always Brah
Your dissapointment was immesurable, and your day was ruined
Thanks for the video dad
Sad that such a magnificent suit was wasted on a burger this disappointing. In a world so unpredictable, Reviewbrah swag is the one true constant!
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Agreed 👍🏻🔥
That is a boss suit.
So true, that burger was not worth being graced by reviewbrah's presence. Nevermind in a suit this good.
My man literally jumped out of a hotel painting just to give us this review. mad respect.
I never reply to comments but this comment was funny and dumb it made me laugh
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Utterly dissatisfied and disappointed 😞 in my latest cat food dinner review i am satisfied with this review. 😀
@@JohnDoe-bt9qp i'm real
I usually hate watching people eat,but when he does it it’s like a suspense movie,you’re on the edge waiting for the silence to break to hear his opinion lol
Haha. Good way of describing it. I just get kinda ineffable vibe watching him.
He hits me like an ASMR actually, but he has a relaxing sound. I actually find all these weird food items interesting also, as i would not ever buy them myself. Lol
😂😂😂
This is certified "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" moment.
Shutup bruh
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow Shutup bruh
@@SemiCollin ong
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow ong
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow ong
I have never seen a man so close to tears over a burger. My heart goes out to your taste buds.
The “you can’t shake it,” pun was absolutely masterful.
And completely unintentional, that is reviewbrahs power.
Way to go shake shack. You’ve soiled the palate of my favorite food connoisseur. I don’t think I’ll ever forgive you for this.
😂
SOILED IT!
It's not Shake Shack, it's a Steak and Shake review.
Soiled the palate I'm throwing that in my repertoire!!
It’s Steak ‘n Shake
After all these years, you're still making content that's authentically you.
I just saw a blue Lambo with you tube on door while out this morning.
And looks the same wtf.
Well, I must say that $10.00 for a single patty is rather a steep price to pay...
He probably lives in West LA or somewhere like that.
@@pardyhardly He actually lives in Florida. I don't know what part of Florida, though.
@@KissMeImABBW the part that isn't underwater?
Hope this helps narrow it down.
Yeah you sort of have to weight the cost of that burger against how many JR bacon cheezeburgers you can get from wendy's or a double patty burger from Culver's or Maybe a Wisconsin swiss melt from them.
Review Bruh always seems to pay very high prices, especially at McDonalds’s. Makes me wonder if he’s in a tourist driven area.
I’m always amazed how Review Brah doesn’t get any sauce on his face while doing these reviews. His power level must be over 9000.
Professional food reviewers gotta look the job, too.
@@EonTheAien hell yeah gotta dress to impress, reportoftheweek looks professional, i dig that
His personality is a low level force field repelling offending food stains on a molecular level
Ears: satisfied
Brain: satisfied
Stomach: unsatisfied
Any self respecting sauce would not dare attempt to desecrate his gorgeous face
The way you implemented this review and the way you described and justified this review? you are in the top echelon of reviewers. Reviewers represent an important part of society, whether the PR firms want to acknowledge it or not. You are doing a great service and I commend you.
“I have my ways of getting a burger made just how anybody else does” I’d like to imagine him walking into the shakeshack with a full 3 piece suit but a fake mustache on lol
Oh you just made me laugh out loud..
"How do you do fellow patrons!"
I can see that
Put him in trainers and a hoodie with messy hair. 100% undercover.
@@almo33YO easiest disguise ever but only works for him
Somewhere, right now, a Shake Shack fry cook is trembling for what seemed like a small mistake at first
Well at least In and Out and Five Guys are happy about this turn of events heh
@@BeyondDaX I've tried both of these once each. In & Out was really good, Five Guys grossed me out. I've never heard of Shake Shack, there are none around here. We do have Steak N Shake. But those are kinda mushy. Not a fan of fast food at all. Except for Chick-fil-A. But the closest one is 30 miles away.
Five Guys is greasy and expensive, still hits sometimes
@@lilliehalumi8770 they all tasted like mcdonalds to me... but way too much pricewise
@@peeperinos think you need to get your tastebuds checked out
“No affiliation with Shaquille O’ Neil” is a golden line
The bravery of wearing a white suit while eating a greasy, saucy burger. I'm in awe.
GIGA CHAD
He has perfected the art of eating crap, and looking like a million bucks while doing it.
Professionals make it look easy
It's seersucker, if he has to throw it out no big loss. Effectively it's just a giant napkin anyway.
Heroic acts of stain avoidance
Imagine being the guy who cooked that burger and having it end up on the internet seen by hundreds of thousands of people.
People should take pride in their work... from the President down to the trash collector or janitor. They are being paid to do their best job possible. JMO
✝️JESUS WILL RETURN!
@@cheesycheese4989 and He will probably hate this burger too😂
@@lethalwolf7455 Hi,Do You BELIEVE IN GOD?
And to just get politely roasted for like 10 minutes straight
So I just had the Shake Shack Bourbon Bacon Cheddar Burger last weekend, and thankfully for me it looked nothing like the unfortunate mess you had. It was pretty dang good. Someone at SS was clearly just not having a good day when you came in. Not that you're ever starved for content, but you ever thought about doing follow up episodes, where you revisit products that disappointed you, and see if maybe it was made better the 2nd time around?
Love that jacket my dude, I felt the drama just simply watching you eat without risking messing it up.
Same, our shake shack never misses
He does revisits on the McRib , it kept getting worst 😅
Thank you. We were thinking of going to the next town to have one of these, but I wanted to see if it was just a one-off---see if anyone experienced something better.
I was about to say, Shake Shack is actually pretty good. Their biggest flaw is the price point and lack of combo options.
66th like!!
What a direct blow to the gut for shake shacks brand. This man will be responsible for a 86% profit loss for shake shack.
Shake Shack brought this upon themselves
If it’s the truth, I want to know so it’s their loss
87%, you forgot to carry the 5
I'm never going to Shake Shack after this video
He runs the whole fast food industry
That was a sloppily prepared $10 burger. The onions and Shack sauce were on maybe 1/4 of it. Thank you for the honest review, as always. Side note: the way I would describe food that’s been charred too much is acrid. I only excuse it when I’m at a family grill out, or I do it myself. 🙂
Ron Dawson
I thought it was pretty standard for a fast food joint. Saw a news article just this morning about the differences between advertising pics of burgers and what they really look like. Sad ...
@@bayanon7532 Lol the difference between advertised pics of burgers vs reality doesn't justify a charred burger especially for that price
it looked awful. I'd never eat.
@@bayanon7532 that's because half the pics aren't even real food lmao
$10😳⁉️
In a world of ungenuine people this guy is a breath of fresh air
Antarctica 😤😤😤😤😥😥😥😥😥
@@JohnDoe-bt9qp lmaoooo
People who stand out are regularly publicly mocked and shamed, turned into laughingstocks for the internet to sneer at. Is it really that difficult to see WHY people are disingenuous?
* Inauthentic
@@Bam_1776 I went for inauthentic, but disingenuous is equally as good. Maybe better.
You can just tell that, as he bites into it, of the absolute foulness he has had the displeasure of tasting. Its as if, he had in his mind, contacted the old gods for eldritch wisdom, for he could not fathom what the heck that flavor combination could possibly have hoped to achieve. His day was infact ruined, and his disappointment, immeasurable.
There's a couple of unnecessary commas here and there
@@luigi1606 *inserts obligatory english is not my first language comment.*
B+
In yet he’s still being so polite by calling it “charred” instead of “overcooked & burnt the fuck up” 😂
@@kevenblackworks1906 neither is mine, I'm italian
as a former shake shack worker, the grill is too hot. its like that to make the burgers cook quicker. it does often char the outside just to make the orders go out faster
Which location?
Aren’t smash burgers supposed to have char?
@@JakeStewart1343 do you want his home address and ss # also
@@DJohnN I want your mom 😝
@@GarrettSaxon Yes, op is just stupid.
The way you were scrutinizing that burger starting at 4:36 had me thinking you were going to take it to the lab for further testing.😆👍
Were you the youngest of three children, that last name is concerning
Different spelling...but still
As a former Shake Shack employee, it looks like that patty (or even entire burger) had been sitting in the window under a heat lamp for awhile. Not great stuff haha
The fact that fast food sits in a window for any amount of time is shamefully. But then again fast food isn't real food, and the people cooking it are barely cooks, they are professional reheaters. Nobody makes food they, they assemble product that's it. Always looking to cut corners to make as much money as possible. Don't care about the food. Only about the money.
@@CanadianvoicePeople who cook burgers at some fast food places are no less of cooks than someone cooking a burger at a nicer establishment, and some places make good food pretty consistently, like in n out, five guys and chick fil a. Not everything is reheated at all fast food places lol. As for the cutting corners and greed, yes That's true but the workers cut corners because of the greed of their employers, NOT because of their own greed.
Portions are so small.
The "No affiliation with Shaquille O'Neil" quip made me laugh out loud.
same lol
The relief of high brow humor and classy dress on a fast food review works brilliantly. The truth is one can treat anything like Wine.
Looks like something you find sitting in the back of a fridge in a hoarders house. 😑 🤮
A few yrs back they opened a shake shack near my house. A buddy and I spent 45 mins at the drive thru, got our burgers. We each ate one bite, threw it out the window, and went to McDonald's. Don't just not eat at sh*t shack, don't even drive on their road.
Kudos to you for eating that burger after you removed it from the box. That was one the scariest looking food items I've ever seen placed inside of a bun. Thanks for taking one for the team! BTW, 2 thumbs up on the suit!
Srsly. Ive seen better looking food in gas stations
Ya that was gnarly
True. He does it for us.....
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Their serving sizes are horrendously small. I spent $30 on literally nothing my first & last visit. And the food honestly taste horrible
didnt expect u here lol u a 🐐
@@disrike2909 lol fr whatthehell
Shake shack is incredibly overrated. I never walk away from there feeling full and the food is just okay at it’s best.
Save your money and go to mom and pop places. Fast food today is bad quality, is never fresh and a complete waste of money besides pizza places. I think the fast food hey day is becoming a thing of the past. my local bowling alley cafeteria makes better burger and fries than any fast food chain. Time for the fast food fad to be a thing of the past
Their burgers are dry. Steak and Shake will give them a run for their money and half the price.
There is a lack of quality control and high standards in so many places, what a shame
Just when I thought I couldn't take another day in this miserable world, the king drops another review video.
Atleast his videos bring you joy
I can't tell if you're serious or not.
If you're not joking around, then i'm genuinely concerned. Lmao
get help
@@lefly6838 If it wasn't for Review Brah, life would be a meaningless void.
@@isaiahpetersen without reviewbrah I have zero purpose to continue.
Im binge watching his videos and 90% of what his reviewing cant be found in my home country but I still watch all of them!
You should check out his podcasts too.
Same
His podcasts is awesome! You can really hear his brilliant mind! I am working through his beginning podcasts through RUclips & then on Spotify I’m listening to some of his more recent ones, like summer 2020, and Covid, it’s still quite interesting even though at first I was wondering if I can handle “living through “ 2020 again… 😳😂😂😂 I’m still enjoying it
Same here.
Same. But they just opened a Popeyes at the mall and I can’t wait to try their food
Once you get the fries and the drink the price is way up there. Instead go to LongHorn Steakhouse and get the big delicious cheeseburger. Get it medium rare or medium with cheese of your choice. Add bacon. Order with light burger sauce and seasoning and tell them to go easy on the char. Get it with hot fries. Their awesome salad is an extra buck 50 if you're really in full meal mode. Enjoy with a soft drink or beer and on the lunch menu I think it costs even less than shake shack but don't forget the tip. Hot cha cha.
Who would have thought we’d get to the point where a burger would cost $10.00 so sad.
Elections have consequences. Stolen elections have catastrophic consequences.
Gasoline $5. life is nuts.
@@danielueblacker9118 over 6 in Cali -.-
Tell us you’ve never had a burger other than fast food without telling us lmao
*fast food burger
To be fair, you know what you’re getting with fast food so you pay the price at your own expense. And the price also reflects what toppings are on the burger, side and drink if you chose that option. 10-12$ is average price for a large meal deal.
And burgers at restaurants and certified burger joints have always been over 10$ and you know you’re getting quality.
I am profoundly shocked and anguished in the immeasurable disappointment of ReviewBrah. My heart is broken, my day is completely ruined. The King has not been served with the finest burger this world has to offer and his misery leaves me grief stricken!
On the other hand, that is the finest suit jacket I have ever laid my eyes 👀 on!! Just Impeccable!!!!
On taht day he portly wore his Burger/Fries Suit Jacket.
Wow that's a really sad looking burger. I feel you brah, big difference between caramelized and charred foods. Burnt is burnt and is sh*t.
Legitimately, the only peace I have in my life is the 45-60 seconds when reviewbrah silently eats his food.
It's zen.
You need to re-evaluate your life then.
I was checking out my phone and I had to make sure my pc didnt freeze.
Thats legitimately sad
You should consider sudoku
I am legitimately so happy to have seen this channel grow from 15k subscribers.
Your policy at 9:04 is actually what I think all food reviewers and critiques should be about. Getting the experience that everyone else gets means you’re getting the standard that the fast-food restaurant established.
That being said, if they had known you were one of the greatest food reviewers of all time, they would’ve made the burger the best burger they ever made. But that’d be a lie of a review if others did not have the same quality served to them as well.
Love your honesty.
This is my first time watching Reviewbrah and I'm somehow being hit with waves of nostalgia.
Uh oh. You're in for it now.
My first time was just about a week ago, and now I'm addicted. I keep following him down the review rabbit hole. I'm seriously thinking I may need to take some vacation time soon, because work is REALLY distracting me from this endeavor.
First ?? Hes a legend
I guess you could say his disappointment could not be measured
One might even call his day unrecoverable
@@AttentionDeficitGuy and ruined
One could say that yea
I was looking for this very comment thread
yep, thats the line. grats.
I really love the colors of your tie. They’re all my favorites as the colors of fall. The tie looks really good with the jacket.
Very well constructed argument for the consumer, you are like the most brutally honest mystery shopper
I had 1 the other day, beef quality was great. The topping was left over scraps of old bacon from the bottom of the pan mixed with the sauce and onions. Should have gotten just a regular burger with actual pieces of bacon not the leftovers.
3:33 It's impressive that they morphed a large chunk of grease into the shape of a cheeseburger at all, really.
BREAKING NEWS!!! Shake Shack stock tumbles 42% after report of the week goes savage mode on the crispy ass burgers...
😂
Thanks!
There's always something so satisfying when one of the fancier burger restos get raked over hot coals by ReviewBrah. The nickle-and -diming is too blatant at this point.
This place always sucked
Actually watch the video.
Reviewbrah, you should make a video on the new Panera chicken sandwich. I actually found it to be quite good
Great suggestion
Tried one, was beyond dry and flavorless
Panera Bread is the place for pretentious people that want to pay for dry and bland sandwiches at expensive prices to show they have “status”.
@@jeremiahtaylor1817 exactly. The “look at me” establishment
I like Panera. It's nice to be able to get soup and a sandwich in a drive thru, or soup and a roll. I like soup. The only other chain i have that i can get something like that is the chili from wendy's but then there's the blowout later...
Loving the suit jacket, from the thumbnail it was looking like you were rocking the whole "mad scientist" vibe. You might wanna try that for these "I didn't like it" food videos. Might be kind of a funny theme.
Based on the thumbnail I just had to see where Reviewbrah got that petroleum jelly looking meat glob of a "burger"
The thumbnail is terrifying, interested to see if it looks that bad for real.
As soon as I saw him drink his entire water I already assumed the food was bad lol.
The Shaquille O'Neal comment made me laugh, because that's all I could think of when you said Shack Sauce! 😂
I love how far you’ve come through the years. Concise and thorough reviews.
I've been away for awhile but I'm glad you're still doing videos man keep up the good work
Even before you took a bite that burger looked absolutely disgusting.
Perhaps this burger was a let down. Perhaps the let down is beyond measuring. You might even say that the disappointment was... immeasurable.
You might even say his day was ruined
@@NOT_Solid_Snake1984 Yesssss
This is a truly 100% genuine taste test! Most of the testers will comment even before putting the food into their mouth! This guy is awesome!
For a suit as fresh as this one, you deserve only the freshest burgers! We'd love to make it up to you, and have gotten in touch to help make this right.
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No way
wow. Speak and you will be heard, doing better for the business and their consumers all over the country.
This burger is larger than ReviewBrah's head, but ReviewBrah's disappointment is immeasurable.
...and his day is ruined.
Brah , a thought occurs. I would love to see you do a series on “Secret Menu Items” from the same places you generally review.
I bet these restaurants would give anything for a ‘cheat’ code to know in advance which item was going to end up before the mighty Review Brah! They’d probably fly in Gordon Ramsey to prepare it😂
It's generally anything new at this point. New or temporary
What an awesome idea for a crossover episode. Review Brah eats food prepped by a professional chef without knowing.
Hey ReviewBrah thanks for all you do, you rock! If you ever think about it, we all would love to see you cook some food too!
It looks utterly vile. Review brah is incredibly brave exposing himself to it's disgusting appearance let alone it's taste.
Love how you describe all the ingredients you tasted and how one missed action can affect the burger.
If I'm not sitting down at a table, with a menu in front of me, and a waiter brings me my food, I'm not spending $10 on just a burger! That is mind-boggling to me!!
Wait 6 months when prepared sandwiches hit 25 dollars
5 guys burgers are like 14 bucks now lmao
@@punani_slayer4209 srsly....
Wow, good thing I stopped eating fast food.
I'd rather just buy 1.25 kg of ground beef where I live if I'm gonna have to spend $10.
Only time I ever had a $10 single patty burger was in the Gold Nugget Casino, and that was one incredibly good burger, had one every day during our stay in Reno.
I had a 16$ chicken sandwich at Mandalay Bay that was Fkin killer. Lol I went back like three times when I was there.
If I didn't hate Gambling, I'd go. I love being on the hunt for a good burger because I'm trying to learn how to perfect a burger. I love cooking. wonder if they'll let me just go in there and eat food if I'm willing to pay.
its so nice that still in our times , so many people see the hidden gem in this guy , he is absolutely 1 of the most unique person i have ever seen , and it's nice to so many others agree .....
Yeah. He is fully this guy. The president of wear your freak flag club. But only if it’s ironed and pressed
Wearing such a magnificent suit and still they made john dissapointed.
My day is ruined.
It's Reviewbrah, to you.
Love the jacket. The vest is too dark for me, I'd go to something lighter and bring it together it in with the tie (which I think you did).
Well this is the first time I'm actually seeing this suit it looks very nice and I like the color contrast it has. I'm so used to seeing you in the darker colored suit it's kind of nice to see you in a lighter card suit. I do like the tie it kind of ties in with the whole suit. Although I think maybe a lighter colored vest might have gone better with this. I don't know but I do like it. I like it a lot.
I actually agree completely, it's the vest that's throwing off the fit for me. Everything else is 100% spot on
I wonder what ReviewBrah was like as a child getting a happy meal at McDonald’s
What a great SNL skit!🤣
The employees were probably sweating bullets lmao
Mom, the ketchup and mustard is on one side of the bun and only one pickle … “again”.
He started the channel when he was 13 so you can go back and look
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I was sure the reason for your disappointment would be the lack of lettuce and tomato. I am absolutely dumbfounded that anyone would ever make a hamburger without them. As for the charred taste I feel your pain. I had a meatloaf sandwich that was burned a couple of months ago and still haven't gotten over it. That burned taste truly ruins everything and stays with you for a long time afterwards.
Not everyone likes veggies on a burger.
The fact that the infamous butterfly shrimp review was the next recommended video after this one made me know what to expect from this item
I wonder how reviewbrah reviews all these foods yet still manages to be such a slim legend
He says he's cold all the time so presumably it's not his metabolism. I suppose it's just moderation and long walks.
@@edgarburlyman738 Yes, an hour of cardio can counteract a high-calorie meal
He says he walks a lot. If this meal is the main source of calories in his day, he probably walks most of it off.
Putting on 3 piece suits is surprisingly close to HIIT…
It's called being active and not sitting on your behind all day.. He probably doesn't snack between meals either.. Too many people eat for entertainment and not for survival.. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the food you eat but we don't need to eat 3 huge meals, a bag of chips, and a bag of cookies every day to survive..
So I've been watching for years, at least 4 or 5 years or so, but I took like a year off and just came back, and I'm in shock and awe. Completely flabbergasted. Have you started trying to develop a vaguely British accent while I was away? I feel bamboozled.
Im so sorry for your terrible experience, Brah.
@@EtheriousNatsuDragneel Wrong. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheReportOfTheWeek
the burger disappoints. but your review does not. that charred burger aftertaste is very accurate indeed. I agree with you it might be the preparation that purged the what might be an excellent burger.
A $10 burger should be cooked perfect every time! This is what makes me so mad about fast food places, they have the nerve to raise the price on all their crap but still screw it up, WRONG! You can't charge people these extremely high prices and then serve them the same old garbage as if it cost $3. I'll cook my own burger thanks but no thanks, I will not support.
literally on you for letting other people cook your food.
The cooks who make these burgers are not chefs. They are burger flippers.
@GrimmPoetics so, even at fancy and real restauraunts, you would Force your way into the kitchen and cook your food yourself
Thats what happens when you pay high school drop out burger flippers $15+ an hour. This is what happens when people want higher wages for fast food jobs. Just wait to find out what happens when universal healthcare becomes a thing. This is why we dont want to change our country.
@@GrimmPoetics must be lonely up there on your high horse. If you spend $$$ money to buy something you want someone who actually gives a fuck to make it decent. Bye bye now.
True class. Excellent suit. Very coherent and well mannered. Wholesome lad. What more could you ask for. A rarity in the modern day, these videos make me smile. Much love to Reviewbrah
Thank you for the report, TheReport. I just found your channel today and I really enjoy the videos, I find them informative, entertaining, candid and useful. I enjoy your humour, mannerisms, attire and voice. I think the coat is great!
That really was a disappointment for you, me as well. I really enjoy burgers and have yet to try Shake Shack. Visually. I could see that the edges are well cooked and that made it more appealing for me. When a smash burger is done right, and has nice brown crisp edges that is perfect. Based on taste however, something was wrong.
As you say, you have had and enjoyed the Shake Shake on multiple occasions so that means their methods of meat preparation (if followed properly) are not the issue. That is good news for me. In this case, it was probably just over cooked. Who knows though as as you say we were not in the kitchen. Grill fires, equipment issues, all sorts of possibilities. Personally, I want to hear the bad as well as the good. Reports should be objective as TheReport well demonstrates in the report!
Given the opportunity I will definitely go to a Shake Shack! I would not order that burger, though not due to your report. I personally find the "bourbon bbq" style sauces too sweet. I believe I would enjoy the creamy, tart "Shack" sauce you describe though. Plus I love the smashed style patties, when they turn out properly ;)
Thanks again TheReport!! Take care!
“Given the state of things...”
Said it all right there, brother. Great video. Keep up the great work.
One thing that is not a disappointment, is the suit! Love it!
so true
Would Love to see you in an all Black Mafia Suit with a Fedora Hat and VEST You were perfectly right about the burger
In my opinion, Fast Food restaurants need to be held accountable for their products. We need to force them to a higher standard by literally not purchasing their "food". Eat at a local burger joint instead. 90% of the time, their food tastes better anyways (and is actually real meat), and you're creating competition for the Fast-Food giants. Make Fast Food Great Again
Agreed. The local burger joint on any Main Street USA is going to taste so much better than anything you can get at name your fast food joint. There’s a mom and pop burger joint I love ear me and they make consistently great burgers.
calm down donald trump
Those are always like 20 bucks a burger
To use the word again is to imply that they were once great, that has never been the case.
You get what you pay for. Fast food is cheaper than those other places for a reason
I love your style and energy.
Those haters are shallow-minded smooth-brains.
Keep it up, all the best.
I love seersucker suits, dresses, blazers etc. Love it! Thank you. Your content is so interesting. And your deadpan reviews really give a consumer pertinent info on where to spend your coins. ❤️
*god that looked absolutely revolting.*
That's too bad.
To avoid disappointment, I always check my bag, open the wrapper, etc. To make sure everything is all right. Usually the management will replace things that aren't as they should be. Food's too expensive to accept an inferior product if it's and individual mistake like this!
That burger looks like processed dog food. Like, processed through the dog. How vile.
My first impression when you showed the burger was that it was way over cooked. If I am ordering a thin burger, I expect it to be cooked through and through. But when I buy a thicker burger, I expect it a bit on the medium rare side, not burnt to a crisp. I have never had a Shake Shack, now I am reluctant to try one.
Granted, most fast food restaurants or Five Guys for example require their burgers to be “Well Done” as to not create illnesses from undercooked meat.
I rarely get Five Guys (for the sanctity of my waistline) but it always slaps!
I just love this guy's look and demeanor. He could talk about anything and I'd still watch.
I love the way you do your reviews, they're different from the other ones I watch. I live near one Shake Shack and work near another (the original location in NYC), and all I can smell is the grease from their vents, definitely not appetizing. I've had one of their burgers years ago and have no desire to have one now. I'm not surprised by your review.
Dear chap, these dapper suits would look so much more wonderful if you'd get a tailor and have them tailored to fit you more properly. You positively swim in them and you have so much potential to really fulfill the aesthetic you're going for.
ReviewBrah, that is one my favourite suits of yours! So glad to see its return. You run the fast food industry, my man!
When Jackson Browne needed a title to his new song ReviewBrah went back in time and told him, “Running on Empty” sounded good. The rest is history.