hahahaha this is gold. The one thing I love about the car community is that no matter what cars you're into, be it import, muscle or exotic, and no matter what kind of person you are, all of us collectively hate Altimas.
There are three things Ohio drivers do at a 4-way intersection: 1. Press the brake pedal once and drive right through going the speed limit (it's the only time that they do). 2. Stop and sit at the sign waiting for it to turn green, then decided to go at the same time that the other driver is moving. 3. Slow down enough to make sure that drivers with an actual license issued by the Government (not a cereal box) are stopping to let them drive through the intersection. 4. Travel greater than 79 mph down the road approaching the stop sign and apply the brake approximately 0.00000000943 inches before going through the intersection. 5. Drive through like the sign wasn't even there.
@@petertoth3477 Actually that was a small reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch requires ye to count to five for such a weapon to be snuffed by thy enemy.
100% on the money. Oh you have the green and are turning left let me just turn right on red and cut you off then proceed to drive 15 under the limit. It's a job in itself to drive in this state.
@@coreymurray4877 My cousin used to live in the big city that's just a few miles away from my current Ohioan home. After a watery Ohio teenager broke my knee and left me incapacitated for two and half months, I can see why he moved to Middle-Of-No-Where, Texas. It was because the Ohio drivers get their licenses from a box of Chunky Puffs, and also because my family has a way of getting under your skin so he moved 1,400 miles away from my chatterbox/know-it-all uncle.
The mustang would have been the perfect contestant for the first competition but other than that amazing videos keep up the good work(why’d the white car sound like r35 btw)
The in car views during these crashes are genuinely terrifying. I feel myself accepting my fate and giving in to my utter obliteration from this world.
Covet: “31% damage”
Also covet: *crushed to half its size*
It's nothing Johnny on the spot can't buff out in half a second
Nothing a little flex tape can’t fix
I was expecting more of an 80 but you have to use like the crusher or something that like turns you into a cube
31%: folded in half
It folded like a wallet and caught on fire. I want to know that hatchback’s insurance policy
Tis but a scratch!
Can confirm, that is how I go through every intersection in Ohio. You can fit more cars in each lane if they are on their sides.
Where’s my Big Altima Energy crew at?
Probably crashed speeding home to go watch this video
Ah yes
One of the best car meme group
Engine seized on way to hempfest in 2019
Still riding around with temp tags 2 hubcaps and dents all over
Why not a maxima same engine bigger size
7:59 they’re running like their APR is chasing them 💀
hahahaha this is gold. The one thing I love about the car community is that no matter what cars you're into, be it import, muscle or exotic, and no matter what kind of person you are, all of us collectively hate Altimas.
I hate altimas for a com0letly different reason
"Quick before the CVT blows up" lol
As a Sentra owner, I feel attacked
There are three things Ohio drivers do at a 4-way intersection:
1. Press the brake pedal once and drive right through going the speed limit (it's the only time that they do).
2. Stop and sit at the sign waiting for it to turn green, then decided to go at the same time that the other driver is moving.
3. Slow down enough to make sure that drivers with an actual license issued by the Government (not a cereal box) are stopping to let them drive through the intersection.
4. Travel greater than 79 mph down the road approaching the stop sign and apply the brake approximately 0.00000000943 inches before going through the intersection.
5. Drive through like the sign wasn't even there.
6. Forgetting, which one was "three" and continuing to count up to 5 😁
@@petertoth3477 Actually that was a small reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch requires ye to count to five for such a weapon to be snuffed by thy enemy.
@@rexdarvog well, thanks for the explanation, I guess I'll need to watch it once again, it's been too long :D
100% on the money. Oh you have the green and are turning left let me just turn right on red and cut you off then proceed to drive 15 under the limit. It's a job in itself to drive in this state.
@@coreymurray4877 My cousin used to live in the big city that's just a few miles away from my current Ohioan home. After a watery Ohio teenager broke my knee and left me incapacitated for two and half months, I can see why he moved to Middle-Of-No-Where, Texas. It was because the Ohio drivers get their licenses from a box of Chunky Puffs, and also because my family has a way of getting under your skin so he moved 1,400 miles away from my chatterbox/know-it-all uncle.
I really appreciate that not only did we get the cars crashing into the trains, but then the trains crashed into the mountains. Top level content!
That was pretty funny.
As a Nissan Altima driver myself, I should probably feel both honored and surprised 😀
It's so glad to see you still making stuff. Every time I come back here it makes me feel like I'm in middleschool again
1:31 can't help but to say that I loved that addition lol
CAR PAL WE LOVE YOU!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️✌🏽
That was fun! I love these event videos.
first event: *running over a crowd*
mustang: hold my 4.6
@@itsfuckingPINK2001yeah, the mustang would get every dummy
Ecoboosht
This was a big win for the Toyota crew!
LOL yessss! Just like irl haha the camry remains the best!!!
As a Michigander, I see those less than flattering comments about Ohio as an absolute win.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The mustang would have been the perfect contestant for the first competition but other than that amazing videos keep up the good work(why’d the white car sound like r35 btw)
Absolute mayhem! I loved every second. 😂👍
Can confirm as an Ohioan that I have approached a pedestrian crossing in an altima like that
7:58 i can approve that they were running from APR (Anual percentage rate).
Great video, pal! I love Altima memes
This deserves billions of views
I’m a fan of car pal for 2yrs I watched him since 2020
And?
I’ve been watching since like 3 or 4 years ago lol
(Like 2018 probably)
@@EmanueleNiccolai dry up you miserable ba***rd.
@Amir I think I’m 2 or 3 years now! Definitely one of my favourite channels on RUclips 😊
Ohio’s safest car of all time but when it comes to performance the Peel P50 has got that down with 5001 hp so much faster than a Devel Sixteen
That was actually a fairly scientific test
the mask was a great guest appearance lmao
I just imagine our Pal cackling to themself as they record these car competitions. Also I never realized Beamng measured crashes in Beams before.
My boi Black Sprite got done dirty!! I demand a rematch (or re-olympics?)
Ty for curing my sh*tty day. This channel does not disappoint 😂
The average day of an Altima driver
Whoever wins, we're all rear-ended
Ultima altimas, ahhahh💯👍
this has to be in response to Regular Car Reviews review of the 2022 Altima :p
I was cheering for the camry, let's gooo
4:04 “all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ”
That Camry is quick...
I don't even know why I watch these videos😂 But I love them!
Car pal is the 3rd best youtuber
“Quick before the CVT blows up” LOL
Great background music! Where is it from?
bro is living in the future
Thank god camry drivers can actually drive. Our streets are so much safer because of it...
Where do you get your car mods? Really wanna get some actual car brands and models in my game just don't know what to trust and where to look.
BeamNG moves ever closer to Burnout with the BAE Olympics!
Dang this is giving me nostalgia back from Burnout 3 on the PS2
pedestrian crossing in ohio 💀
Dark Sprite sounds like a new drink lol.
4:11 AND ITS NAME IS JOHN CENA! *john cena theme plays*
Wow, someone just ported the map of vice City to beam ng? Thats crazy xD
That camry os an Avalon actually:)
Altimas are really good cars smh
look at that Camry go!
Just yawned as “Grey Yawn” was being introduced lol
Team camry LETS GOOO
Ah, the Nissan Altima. The Florida Man of cars.
Yo Car Pal do a car world cup :)
this reminds me that Paris 2024 is gonna happen
is it going for the ramps?
5;19
Burnout takedown type stuff
there are a few strategically placed ramps before the targets to get that extra angle of attack
I like how u use gta vice city map sometimes
Big Altima Energy
How was the dodge so slow? Did it get a miata engine?
BLUE DANGER LES GOOOO
my man got some style
Is there an app for this? Or a PC software?
I absolutely love the ending there but you should have crushed all of them
So the best Nissan Altima is a Toyota Camry. Huh.
Was rooting for grey yawn!
Smokin'
The intro track is kinda fire tho... Name?
The real Consumer Reports
How did bro get the Nissan Sylphy?
8 isn't bad, next!
4:44 wait is that Vice City
I think the trains are kinda unfair, those two cars got 2nd and 3rd but because they hit trains they get disqualified
As an 01 Altima owner, this is accurate
let the games begin!
Green goblin: bruh i want my nissan maxima back nice NOW
Green goblin go!
Helo pals and welcone to the Altima Olympics
alternative title: "AARP WEEKEND AT THE FARMER'S MARKET"
The in car views during these crashes are genuinely terrifying. I feel myself accepting my fate and giving in to my utter obliteration from this world.
we start with our Green Goblin
he went for the full send technique
that camry really needs a fridge!
the first important characteristic of an Altima is the ability to run over objects (inanimate or not)
The only road rage incident I've been in, was with an altima driven by foreigners
The Ohio Olympics
and the Camry takes it home!
Camry sent that police car to mars
OMG HE PUT IN THE NISSAN SENTRA the sentra is fed fever and the other one is white allien
4:15 《jobs done》
5:22 he did it in the gta vice city map
Mustang wouldve done a 16/15 in the first test xD
nice
The Altima Olympics, where it's named after everybody's damaged rental car.
As an Ohio resident I found the crosswalk comment hilarious.