Very sorry for being late, RUclips has been giving us a lot of problems the last few days. Anyway Enjoy! 7:14 Elden Ring 2:35:43 1st Brb Ends 5:09:30 2nd Brb Ends 5:24:40 3rd Brb Ends 4:53:11 Thumbnail
5:15:22 Please watch this fight carefully. Everytime jerma dodges IRL he successfully dodges in the game, but when he DOESNT flinch/dodge IRL, he gets hit in the game. He is fucking plugged in to the matrix
Watching 30+ hours of Jerma in a week has driven me to insanity. I feel shorter, weirder, and can't stop making wicked dumb jokes or complaining about gravestones and crouching
I’ve had Covid for the past three/four days and I have been watching jerma for upwards of 10hrs a day. It feels like I’m beginning to turn into him. I’ve also donned his humor and gravestone hate
People never follow their own advice Also I was thinking maybe it has to do with the fact he's streaming or something? Like he's trying to prove himself, so he just keeps going at it even though he knows he should go elsewhere or take a break.
@@tritan1310 If i stream Elden Ring, and i'm stuck on a boss. People expect to see me try and try again and to eventually succeed. If i put the boss on pause and go explore. I lose a lot of viewers. Not that Jerma gives a shit about that, but i think it's just a subconscious reaction to keep trying for the audiences entertainment.
@@tritan1310 he explained it in this stream or the last one, but some people (myself included) don’t like leaving a boss & coming back later, it makes you more mad when you accept defeat lol
There are at least 3 views that genuinely made me audibly say what the fuck. 1 leaving the mine and seeing Caelid the first time. 2 after stormveil and seeing Liurnia the first time. And 3 going down the Sofia river well elevator and seeing the underside of the world for the first time.
Im having jerma stream withdrawal but I absolutely refuse to be spoiled on anything related to elden ring, im having too much fun discovering everything and he is way ahead of me
@@Lawbase yeah I watched a whole 7 hour highlight of dark souls remastered jerma but I don’t have the slightest clue of what anything is and I still get pleasantly surprised
@@TheHogfatherInvades lmao i just skimmed through the first episode of this series and then wondered when he'd find Sellen, so I started skimming through the next vids until he finds Sellen, and now I'm here and he still hasn't found Sellen. ahhh he finally finds her shortly after
I’ve been watching Jerma play the entire time I play Elden ring. I think my brain is rotting I need 2 sources of entertainment like those videos with Subway surfer playing on the bottom
I love his impression of the "Oh yes, paleblood..." Bloodborne NPC at 2:08:11 and that said NPC is his favorite character in any souls game, because I also think that guy needed more screentime
I love when Jerma leans forward for a prolonged amount of time and you literally cannot see him bc his face is out of frame, it's such a Jerma stream characteristic
That's insane he just saw and fought this monster for the first time at 14:00 when he has already gotten two great runes and is like 27 hours in, I think I ran into that within like the first 5 hours at the beach area lol, this game is just exceedingly incredible
"it should be where you land, not where you jump from" Jerma would not be able to hold on to any amount of souls if that were how the drop works, considering he falls off a ledge every 2 minutes
@@williamwaffle1629 anyone who refers to their friend group as "the boys" probably has disrespectful and/or sexist friends. That's the reason most people like that are "scared" to introduce their gf
@@mako3951 the sheer extent of your social intellect truly leaves me utterly dumbfounded and downright mystified. truly, your rebuttal has damned me into utter perdition.
1:14:35 Jerma's dream story is makin me chuckle. It's the kind of dream that's surreal, but also real enough that it would make you confused when you wake up
This was the stream where Jerma slowly realized how much of a clown he was to just head straight to Stormveil Castle and then Raya Lucaria before fully exploring Limgrave.
2:12:16 jerma cant comprehend that there are levels between sitting there like a stone statue and panicking so hard you accidentally mash your left stick into your controller from your death grip
i like that, throughout the playthrough, jerma repeatedly explains that he's levelling dexterity to increase cast speed and then immediately shits on thop's barrier for being cast too slow
Man, Jerma's chat is just addicted to telling him lies. If I had a dollar for every time he's lead astray by chat, I would have a cool 30$ or something like that.
Jermas crab dream is so weird because just yesterday i also had a dream about crabs. Like i was in my house, and inside my closet for whatever reason i had a backpack full of water with crabs inside. And one of them escaped out and climbed into this tiny mech that almost looked like a big daddy from bioshock that was on my bed and im pretty sure it was going to try and fight me but my dad stepped into my room and went “woah thats so neat!” And took the crab mech and just like disappeared. Thats when i woke up
Chat gave some bad advice that drew out the Crystalian fight. You don't need a blunt damage weapon to damage them. Using heavy attacks with any weapon does the job. He probably could have broken their stance in 3-4 hits with his sword rather than whittling them down with his weak morningstar thing. Though chat isn't all to blame. I rarely see Jerma do any sort of heavy attack.
I think it was the best advice for how he plays the game. He seems to, as you said never jump or heavy attack, he also doesn't seem to remember about posture breaking since there isn't any visible bar like there is in Sekiro, as such he never really plays aggressively but rather takes a couple of swings and backs away.
I like that the sorcerer guy he gave the key to gave him absolutely NOTHING of value and he basically gave him the means to DIE for a shitty Magic sheild spell and a staff he already had
I dont know if theres a good reason why he refuses to jump attack or drop attack enemies anymore. Not sure if his sword cant do that. But it would seem like hes now purposefully dropping down right infront of enemies and just eating their first attack every time rather than taking the perfect intentional opportunity to get the first strike from above.
he plays pretty defensively most of the time so I don't think he's thinking too much about opportunities he can take rather than how much he doesn't want to get hit, which is like an overthinking then
I think it's truly amazing that FromSoft's sound design is so artfully crafted that even blind maniacs are able to play it. Good on Miyazaki for pushing the industry forward.
Watching this man play Elden Ring reminds me of watching Asmongold. He complained that he went over to a different area just to get a rune arc when he literally stared at the path to gettin the legendary sword.
Does anyone have the timestamp to when he had a 'quick snack break' but forgot to turn off his cam, so we all stared in awe as if by some arcane force, the assortment of food from the banquet table in front of him levitated, soaring chunklets of gourmet raw meat chunks and tripe cutlets into his maw, where he'd tear into and consume them with such voracious speed, unblinking, never pausing for air as he glared into the camera for at least 2 minutes, as his face drooped and blood smeared his lips, until the whole screen flashed red and it was back to normal and he said "a'ight we're back"
6:39:20 I'll never get over how often this man will choose to drink a flask at the worst possible moments and then complain about the enemy's moves when he gets hurt as a result. Seriously he'll either stare into their eyes and drink or start to drink as soon as they start a move. Peak entertainment.
quintessential jermahaviour is trying something that is new and I upgraded and expecting it to solo the game for him, and saying it sucks when it doesn't do that
My favourite part of the Crystalians fight was when he kept applying the Magic buff on his weapon despite it being abundantly clear that they took almost no damage from any magical attacks.
Jerma getting reduvia this late in the game then immediately putting it away and never using it again because he hasnt invested a single point into arcane is so frustrating... If you get it as early as possible its a literal cheat code and makes the first 50 hours of the game at least 1000 times easier...
the ancestor spirit fight genuinely was so hauntingly beautiful but also incredibly sad, the entire siofra river portion of the game genuinely made me feel like a bad guy
It’s that time again:) get under the covers, put on a jerma elden ring stream and randomize the starting point of the video and drift off into ball sweaty nightmares
for an even more traumatizing experience, put on one of his 12 hour vods so when you wake up you still hear his voice :D immediate ticket to the twilight zone
You can tell they had some memers on the team for this game. Hands that flip you the middle finger to cast a spell at you, birds that have fucking swords for feet, that one cat watchdog boss that moved so weird. All great additions nonetheless
I wouldve loved to have his crab dream instead of my stupid nightmare of a possessed mickey mouse doll spewing blood all over a labyrinth underneath my bed
Very sorry for being late, RUclips has been giving us a lot of problems the last few days. Anyway Enjoy!
7:14 Elden Ring
2:35:43 1st Brb Ends
5:09:30 2nd Brb Ends
5:24:40 3rd Brb Ends
4:53:11 Thumbnail
quit complaining 😂😂😂
5:15:22 Please watch this fight carefully. Everytime jerma dodges IRL he successfully dodges in the game, but when he DOESNT flinch/dodge IRL, he gets hit in the game. He is fucking plugged in to the matrix
reacting like that helps you visualize success which helps you perform better
@@fault3k oh trust me i know I still flinch/say "ow" when I get hit by a mob in minecraft lmao
LMAO
The Exile guy laid out like Peter Griffin after the Lion kills him lmfao
IMMERSION
Watching 30+ hours of Jerma in a week has driven me to insanity. I feel shorter, weirder, and can't stop making wicked dumb jokes or complaining about gravestones and crouching
Can't. Stop. Photoshopping. Jerma.
Yes
I’ve had Covid for the past three/four days and I have been watching jerma for upwards of 10hrs a day. It feels like I’m beginning to turn into him. I’ve also donned his humor and gravestone hate
the fact you said "wicked dumb jokes" makes me believe you
I started watching him again and now I’m back on elden ring after months😭
The irony of jerma explaining to explore if stuck on a boss after seeing him struggle against margit and godrick without exploring at all
People never follow their own advice
Also I was thinking maybe it has to do with the fact he's streaming or something? Like he's trying to prove himself, so he just keeps going at it even though he knows he should go elsewhere or take a break.
@@tritan1310 If i stream Elden Ring, and i'm stuck on a boss. People expect to see me try and try again and to eventually succeed. If i put the boss on pause and go explore. I lose a lot of viewers.
Not that Jerma gives a shit about that, but i think it's just a subconscious reaction to keep trying for the audiences entertainment.
@@tritan1310 he explained it in this stream or the last one, but some people (myself included) don’t like leaving a boss & coming back later, it makes you more mad when you accept defeat lol
the fact that there's an entire underground layer to the already massive map is just crazy to me, they really nailed the open world in this game
There are at least 3 views that genuinely made me audibly say what the fuck. 1 leaving the mine and seeing Caelid the first time. 2 after stormveil and seeing Liurnia the first time. And 3 going down the Sofia river well elevator and seeing the underside of the world for the first time.
The map just keeps getting bigger and bigger and going more and more north shit is crazy
I love jrpgs
@@secretlyaslug2325 also in the ant cave that leads to nokstella u can get a glimpse of lake of rot that was amazing and scary
There's WHAT
It makes me so happy to see Jerma play something he loves.
???
same. i love getting to see him have a brand new soulsborne experience
he hates this
too bad he'll never play kenshi again
@@bhleyg1337 Too much ADHD and zoomer energy in chat. I think Jeremy gives chat too much power, and he should learn from the 🍅 streamer.
5:47:00 I love how he just knew from previous souls experiences that the guy was gonna be found dead, with an item
Genuinely impressive to see Jerma willingly submit to Patches' trap, then BEAT the runebear. 10/10 gameplay
He is literally never going to realize he can swing his weapon from both sides of the horse is he
I'll be honest I've beaten the whole dlc now and this is the first I've read about that, wtf
@@TheSilly6403L1 and L2 attack on your left side...
@@awokensleeper to be fair fighting on Torrent is annoying as hell either way, I avoided it whenever I could
@@TheSilly6403 he's a little unweildy. Especially with turning.
@@awokensleeper he's my "get to the annoying running boss then jump off" tool
Im having jerma stream withdrawal but I absolutely refuse to be spoiled on anything related to elden ring, im having too much fun discovering everything and he is way ahead of me
Captain America dies in Elden Ring 2
Walter white blows up a hospital in Elden ring
Not really much to be spoiled. It’s a souls game
@@Lawbase yeah i see ur point but seeing Siofra Well for the first time was amazing lol
@@Lawbase yeah I watched a whole 7 hour highlight of dark souls remastered jerma but I don’t have the slightest clue of what anything is and I still get pleasantly surprised
BRUH that feeling when chat leads him AWAY FROM THE RUINS WHERE SELLEN IS
3:08:24
@@TheHogfatherInvades lmao i just skimmed through the first episode of this series and then wondered when he'd find Sellen, so I started skimming through the next vids until he finds Sellen, and now I'm here and he still hasn't found Sellen.
ahhh he finally finds her shortly after
I don’t know why but I have such a strong desire to see an animated version of Jerma’s viral video dream
i was gonna make this comment if u didn't
he's becoming more insane with every elden ring stream
I’ve been watching Jerma play the entire time I play Elden ring. I think my brain is rotting I need 2 sources of entertainment like those videos with Subway surfer playing on the bottom
4:41:38
The face used in the thumbnail.. for those who had to know the original. Still terrifying.
Ah thank you me, I forgot I posted that, but had a feeling I’d find something like that down here
"where did you get these teeth?"
Do you reckon there's a Jerma in every universe the same way there's always a Patches in every Souls universe?
Without a doubt...
does this mean jerma is also in every game universe that patches is in?
@@loeandbehold4808 Let's just cut to the chase... Jerma is Patches.
I love his impression of the "Oh yes, paleblood..." Bloodborne NPC at 2:08:11 and that said NPC is his favorite character in any souls game, because I also think that guy needed more screentime
"those are my real teeth? where did you get these teeth?" Jeremy "its not human meat" Elbertson
26:33 Blood boy
1:14:46 Ambiguously sized crab
1:41:51 Invisible bridge incident
1:44:21
1:46:33
2:03:42
3:43:50
4:56:03
5:47:42 Prescience
6:00:20
7:06:00
Thank you for marking 6:00:20 because those dumbass noises having been living in my head since I watched the VOD like 2 days ago.
I love when Jerma leans forward for a prolonged amount of time and you literally cannot see him bc his face is out of frame, it's such a Jerma stream characteristic
1:03:01 I can only imagine how bad Jerma's hygiene is since he had to look up what Soap does.
That's insane he just saw and fought this monster for the first time at 14:00 when he has already gotten two great runes and is like 27 hours in, I think I ran into that within like the first 5 hours at the beach area lol, this game is just exceedingly incredible
he hasn't activated EITHER of them though (well you cant activate rennala's, but he hasn't used it either)
Isn't it weird how he ended up doing the whole siofra river thing only cause he fell off that cliff at the start
4:53:27 jerma saying "where did you get these teeth?" in any context is terrifying
I wish chat had made him use the Minotaur Sniper summon on literally any other boss lol, it carried me through the entire first half of the game.
My man doing the Scarlett Johansson faces in the thumbnail
Baby wake up new JermaSus face has dropped
@ayyy__donkey Jerma looks a bit like Scarlett Johansson and a lot like Gary Busey.
@ayyy__donkey That lowly Scarlett Johannson gal strikingly resembles the famous Jerma985
"it should be where you land, not where you jump from" Jerma would not be able to hold on to any amount of souls if that were how the drop works, considering he falls off a ledge every 2 minutes
It's really nice that Jerma has the kind of girlfriend he can talk to about the boys.
Glad my little homicidal maniac found his equal❤
What an incredibly odd and cringe thing to say
@@mako3951 you'll never understand love
@@williamwaffle1629 anyone who refers to their friend group as "the boys" probably has disrespectful and/or sexist friends. That's the reason most people like that are "scared" to introduce their gf
@@mako3951 the sheer extent of your social intellect truly leaves me utterly dumbfounded and downright mystified. truly, your rebuttal has damned me into utter perdition.
1:14:35 Jerma's dream story is makin me chuckle. It's the kind of dream that's surreal, but also real enough that it would make you confused when you wake up
Glad i just started getting into jerma content. Real good feel good content. Thanks jerma
severely addicted
@@jovanka--------524 jerma is hotter u thot
Same man, I clocked in 38 hours so fast
3:05:54
unironically that's a really cool and dynamic angle with that sword
This was the stream where Jerma slowly realized how much of a clown he was to just head straight to Stormveil Castle and then Raya Lucaria before fully exploring Limgrave.
2:12:16 jerma cant comprehend that there are levels between sitting there like a stone statue and panicking so hard you accidentally mash your left stick into your controller from your death grip
42:56 jerma fought that runebear super epically
04:53:12 Jeremy accidently outing himself as the third Bogdanoff brother. Please pump the market Jeremy.
"are these my teeth?" - old jerma
Jerma at 00:01:32 - "DUMP IT."
at 6:47:46 Jerma invents like four new emotions in the span of thirty seconds
i like that, throughout the playthrough, jerma repeatedly explains that he's levelling dexterity to increase cast speed and then immediately shits on thop's barrier for being cast too slow
Watching him play this game is just watching eternal cope and misinformation. I can’t look away
6:46:54 Jerma predicts the pot village before even knowing that's actually a thing in the game
I love the adventures of Burger King Andy.
the stealth moment following 3:50:06 was too funny
Man, Jerma's chat is just addicted to telling him lies. If I had a dollar for every time he's lead astray by chat, I would have a cool 30$ or something like that.
Jermas crab dream is so weird because just yesterday i also had a dream about crabs. Like i was in my house, and inside my closet for whatever reason i had a backpack full of water with crabs inside. And one of them escaped out and climbed into this tiny mech that almost looked like a big daddy from bioshock that was on my bed and im pretty sure it was going to try and fight me but my dad stepped into my room and went “woah thats so neat!” And took the crab mech and just like disappeared. Thats when i woke up
Don't you mean turtles?
@@JosephKintzeleIV no?
Lol what your dad STOLE the crab mech?? You on some shite man.
@@SketchCraftianits been a year. do you know if it was a turtle or a crab?
@@SketchCraftian The world has to know if it was a turtle or a crab
Love how Jerma’s actual smile is so much better than the AI’s ‘improved’ smile.
Chat gave some bad advice that drew out the Crystalian fight. You don't need a blunt damage weapon to damage them. Using heavy attacks with any weapon does the job. He probably could have broken their stance in 3-4 hits with his sword rather than whittling them down with his weak morningstar thing. Though chat isn't all to blame. I rarely see Jerma do any sort of heavy attack.
Funny enough he could've simply 2 handed his shield and it's gg but most people don't think about using shields for damage.
I think it was the best advice for how he plays the game.
He seems to, as you said never jump or heavy attack, he also doesn't seem to remember about posture breaking since there isn't any visible bar like there is in Sekiro, as such he never really plays aggressively but rather takes a couple of swings and backs away.
you can backstab the staff dude easily to break them and guard counter the other as well
I like that the sorcerer guy he gave the key to gave him absolutely NOTHING of value and he basically gave him the means to DIE for a shitty Magic sheild spell and a staff he already had
just another episode of "jerma's magic build is not working out as intended"
Confirmed rinky dink
He followed his dreams and died peacefully. dont slander sorcerer guys name
I kind of feel bad for giving him the key. What did kill him though?
@@phoebeaurum7113 Miyazaki came in to kill him personally
Damn i gotta get on that macha powder sounds like some hardcore shit
3:42:52 Jerma got stunlocked by a flying scarab carrying a ball of dung.
"Ah, 'Loretta', what a masculine name he has." - Jerma
I dont know if theres a good reason why he refuses to jump attack or drop attack enemies anymore. Not sure if his sword cant do that. But it would seem like hes now purposefully dropping down right infront of enemies and just eating their first attack every time rather than taking the perfect intentional opportunity to get the first strike from above.
he plays pretty defensively most of the time so I don't think he's thinking too much about opportunities he can take rather than how much he doesn't want to get hit, which is like an overthinking then
I started the rant that turned into the crab story (yes i’m proud)
Wow... never thought someone would describe Siofra River Well as a "magical downtown disney 80s area"
Fred Glintstone
i got drunk and ran around and now my flasks are plus 6 lol i dont remember how
Reply with your favourite soundbite from the stream. Mine is: 4:19:34
I think it's truly amazing that FromSoft's sound design is so artfully crafted that even blind maniacs are able to play it. Good on Miyazaki for pushing the industry forward.
i love when sometimes he will read a chat message that is just wrong
Almost every time he asks a seriously important question about the game he somehow only reads the comment that's fucking with him
this vod's thumbnail actually kind of startled me when i scrolled past it.
Watching this man play Elden Ring reminds me of watching Asmongold. He complained that he went over to a different area just to get a rune arc when he literally stared at the path to gettin the legendary sword.
Does anyone have the timestamp to when he had a 'quick snack break' but forgot to turn off his cam, so we all stared in awe as if by some arcane force, the assortment of food from the banquet table in front of him levitated, soaring chunklets of gourmet raw meat chunks and tripe cutlets into his maw, where he'd tear into and consume them with such voracious speed, unblinking, never pausing for air as he glared into the camera for at least 2 minutes, as his face drooped and blood smeared his lips, until the whole screen flashed red and it was back to normal and he said "a'ight we're back"
Try hard andy
You should change the thumbnail for the last video, currently spoils a boss reveal
1:14:40 crab viral video dream
I tuned in live DIRECTLY after he said it was a dream and I thought he was on drugs
bless you
i started singing Toxic to myself around 7:08:00 and didn't realize why until i heard the bgm lmao
4:53:30
Why are Jerma memes so cursed holy shit I can't stop laughing
6:39:20 I'll never get over how often this man will choose to drink a flask at the worst possible moments and then complain about the enemy's moves when he gets hurt as a result. Seriously he'll either stare into their eyes and drink or start to drink as soon as they start a move. Peak entertainment.
Ancestral Follower: *does only one damage to the boss with insane damage resistance*
Jerma: What the hell? This guy sucks! D:
Ancestor Spirit looks like a Sekiro boss and I love it
1:28:48 I completely missed the part where he said it was a dream lmao I was so confused
did Jerma predict Another Crab's Treasure
quintessential jermahaviour is trying something that is new and I upgraded and expecting it to solo the game for him, and saying it sucks when it doesn't do that
There is an entire southern peninsula he refused to explore. It almost seemed intentional because of how long it's taking.
I’ve been starting to talk like Jerma because I’ve been watching so much
Last part of this was so funny
Best chat message: you're an Andy
My favourite part of the Crystalians fight was when he kept applying the Magic buff on his weapon despite it being abundantly clear that they took almost no damage from any magical attacks.
Its so insane to me how no streamers realized you could attack in both directions on the horse.
they do its just easier to circle
03:04:07 - Bostonian Jerma predicts Armoured Core VI Fires of Rubicon
I wish he would predict a King’s Field type game
Jerma getting reduvia this late in the game then immediately putting it away and never using it again because he hasnt invested a single point into arcane is so frustrating... If you get it as early as possible its a literal cheat code and makes the first 50 hours of the game at least 1000 times easier...
damnit jerma you can't compare a +0 weapon with a +4 weapon and say its worse -_-
crazy how he picks every crafting item up yet he doesnt even bother opening the crafting menu
How does he have 8 flasks but they’re only +1
4:54:06 the edit looks like tom cruise
45:07 completely forgot he hadn’t seen this yet, I love seeing people’s reactions to this
the ancestor spirit fight genuinely was so hauntingly beautiful but also incredibly sad, the entire siofra river portion of the game genuinely made me feel like a bad guy
1:12:40 Damn, Jerma called it.
taking down the rune bear on the first try is pretty impressive (even if it is the limgrave rune bear)
Rune bears terrified me at first cause i tried fighting them on the horse.
1:41:00 jerma first glimpse at a mohg like building
6:06:55 I am dying of laughter at Jerma seeing Iji for the first time
For future me, the face is at 4:41:37, weird Jerma noise at 6:00:08
The abandoned merchant song just sounds like that "somebody come get her she dancing like s stripper" sound from tiktok I want it out of my head
God I thought the same thing. I couldnt stop singing it to the tune
DUDE SAME
@D_ans tbf yea
6:43:22 biggest rush of dopamine I get in the game, going back and forth with low health and no heals and just sending it for a kill
It’s that time again:) get under the covers, put on a jerma elden ring stream and randomize the starting point of the video and drift off into ball sweaty nightmares
for an even more traumatizing experience, put on one of his 12 hour vods so when you wake up you still hear his voice :D immediate ticket to the twilight zone
Jerma learning basic horse mechanics on Siofra River, after defeating Godrick and Rennala is peak Jerma gameplay
3:26:46 why did he take his clothes off and then ask "hey what happened to my clothes?" ? what's wrong with him??
3:38:25 I realize that Jerma has some of the worst note taking skills I have ever witnessed. Truly a psycho's notes.
unpopular opinion, but can Jerma's chat just let him fucking exist for 2 seconds???
I love jerma not understanding the concept of soaps
how you manage to go through almost 40 hours of gameplay and not get health above 20 is just a crazy concept to me
You can tell they had some memers on the team for this game. Hands that flip you the middle finger to cast a spell at you, birds that have fucking swords for feet, that one cat watchdog boss that moved so weird. All great additions nonetheless
I wouldve loved to have his crab dream instead of my stupid nightmare of a possessed mickey mouse doll spewing blood all over a labyrinth underneath my bed