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  • @ronik809
    @ronik809 3 года назад +412

    cory's ideal methods of dealing with children is terrifying
    one of them is just gaslighting
    the other is drugging them unconscious

  • @ArcturusMinsk
    @ArcturusMinsk 3 года назад +187

    to calm a crying baby, just scream "ROYAL GUARD!" in to it's ear over and over.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Год назад +11

      You know it works when they respond with "SWORD STYLE"

  • @stupidchild7716
    @stupidchild7716 3 года назад +552

    Pretty cool how Jeff sang the chorus to Bury the light for 36 minutes

    • @Nomad958
      @Nomad958 3 года назад +6

      When

    • @MikeyLikey95
      @MikeyLikey95 3 года назад +26

      @@Nomad958 About 2 hours ago

    • @Nomad958
      @Nomad958 3 года назад +3

      @@MikeyLikey95 can you give me the time

    • @Nomad958
      @Nomad958 3 года назад +2

      @@MikeyLikey95 or not

    • @PolumbiusTheThird
      @PolumbiusTheThird 3 года назад +16

      @@Nomad958 22:46

  • @dirtdirtdirtiest9607
    @dirtdirtdirtiest9607 3 года назад +139

    "He's giving him a Hi Hitler" god Cory is a gem

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 года назад +356

    “i don’t like the laughter of children, it annoys the f⛎ck out of me”
    -Corey 2020

  • @thebreadbringer
    @thebreadbringer 3 года назад +131

    I find it funny how often Chris mentions burn victims.
    As a mongoloid who threw boiling tea on himself as a 1-year-old and now has a third degree burn scar covering nigh my entire chest I'm very happy.

    • @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS
      @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS 2 года назад +31

      Nah he means burn victims that have visible scars like on the face, yours can be covered with a nice shirt and saying you like to cosplay as luffy

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 2 года назад +14

      Burno Brown, they call you.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero Год назад +10

      Dang you got a cool scar out of it though

    • @Bluemilk92
      @Bluemilk92 Год назад +4

      Bread Bringer the Burned, of olde' lore draws nigh. Shut the gates, prepare the tea!

    • @Meganuke5000
      @Meganuke5000 Год назад +9

      I hope that every time he does bring up burn victims you clap your feet together and say "That's me!"

  • @PinkBunnyCorporation
    @PinkBunnyCorporation 3 года назад +176

    I love Jeff so much. He brings the grumpy uncle energy so much.

    • @suttlet.sounds9707
      @suttlet.sounds9707 Год назад +3

      Fr, I need an episode with him Zach and chris so badly

    • @suttlet.sounds9707
      @suttlet.sounds9707 Год назад +2

      @Psychoticpebbles I’ve listened to em all more than a dozen times lol

  • @Robertybob_
    @Robertybob_ 3 года назад +213

    Jeff is one of my favourites of the boney guests, his voice is so dope

    • @onionsieglinde8718
      @onionsieglinde8718 3 года назад +19

      UUUEGGH

    • @cresoma
      @cresoma 3 года назад +38

      Unfortunately he doesn’t show up often due to his crippling Angry Joe addiction

    • @yoyhue1678
      @yoyhue1678 3 года назад +1

      whatd you say?

  • @chocolvr931
    @chocolvr931 3 года назад +63

    "Royal Guard!"- Jeff

  • @The_Real_Zer0
    @The_Real_Zer0 3 года назад +218

    Eughh like don't call me dead weight Cory eugh

    • @MikeyLikey95
      @MikeyLikey95 3 года назад +14

      I do enjoy hearing these 4 funny gentlemen bully and berate each other.

    • @The_Real_Zer0
      @The_Real_Zer0 3 года назад +1

      The funny fellows at oneyplays never fail to make my day.

    • @alexanderking1828
      @alexanderking1828 3 года назад +2

      From the video you are commenting on to your pfp and banner you interests perfectly align with me 😂 good day and or night!

    • @chomskyhonk2366
      @chomskyhonk2366 3 года назад +4

      The implication that Cory is Dante implies that Chris is Vergil

    • @The_Real_Zer0
      @The_Real_Zer0 3 года назад +4

      @@chomskyhonk2366 oney vergil vs oney sephiroth

  • @Chaos_Vergil
    @Chaos_Vergil 3 года назад +64

    Ah yes, my favorite Devil May Cry character: Smergil

  • @apejones7335
    @apejones7335 3 года назад +68

    1:58 when he says "them crazy bitches" he sounds exactly like the Tattletale Strangler from Spongebob

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 года назад +46

    56:05
    child: says or does anything
    corey: 👁👁

    • @corbinhardy7294
      @corbinhardy7294 3 года назад

      Wasn’t dis video released like a 10 mins ago

  • @yomom109
    @yomom109 3 года назад +46

    Jeff yelling "I'm a Smurf!" over and over gives me life.

  • @DigitalGame18
    @DigitalGame18 3 года назад +129

    Ok, three compilations in one day? Is this a yulehole miracle?

    • @crisismoon880
      @crisismoon880 3 года назад +4

      No it’s an excuse to make more ad revenue

    • @montanajoe4636
      @montanajoe4636 3 года назад +21

      @@crisismoon880 don't care, I want to give oney money :)

    • @MikeyLikey95
      @MikeyLikey95 3 года назад +5

      @@montanajoe4636 One day he'll finally use it to buy a car and become an unstoppable force that eventually saves America from her impending doom.

    • @crisismoon880
      @crisismoon880 3 года назад

      @@montanajoe4636 I guess your right, maybe some of the money goes to Ding Dong and Julian’s game

    • @nintendork0943
      @nintendork0943 3 года назад

      mirachole

  • @ngokumetsu4107
    @ngokumetsu4107 3 года назад +53

    They legit only made 4 episodes, made me sad they didnt make anymore ;-;

    • @norm9077
      @norm9077 3 года назад +3

      Akumetsu based and redpilled. I have to agree with you in this one.

  • @UmamaGoblin
    @UmamaGoblin 3 года назад +90

    RUclips made you censor the “black” in blackface?! Damn youtube be racist lol

    • @primesuspect8567
      @primesuspect8567 3 года назад +14

      It's more or less a totalitarian website, 'Big Wojcicki is watching'

    • @mindfreek454
      @mindfreek454 3 года назад +16

      RUclips hates blacks, this is proof

    • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
      @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 3 года назад +9

      Game theory: YT commits black erasure??? 😮

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 3 года назад +10

      Yt has gotten so racist lately that they took all my freckles away from me and drenched me in bleach so I could be their “perfect little albino”
      Kinda rude and disturbing of them ngl

    • @newusernamehere4772
      @newusernamehere4772 3 года назад +1

      Someone should use this opportunity to cancel youtube lol

  • @artiblanco1288
    @artiblanco1288 3 года назад +122

    Oh man, I hope they included that part where Zach got so peeved off that he unlocked Majin Form.

    • @Peter-go1jz
      @Peter-go1jz 3 года назад +9

      Bro I think they cut it out...

    • @Nomad958
      @Nomad958 3 года назад +3

      Majima from yakuza

  • @ItsScapeGoated
    @ItsScapeGoated 3 года назад +23

    Cory, some dolls blink based off of movement. It's been proven those can blink randomly just due to the Earth's rotation.

    • @vectorbarreiro4632
      @vectorbarreiro4632 3 года назад +5

      Wait what!?

    • @ItsScapeGoated
      @ItsScapeGoated 3 года назад +4

      @@vectorbarreiro4632 yup

    • @carlajtay
      @carlajtay 3 года назад +5

      He literally criticizes EVERYTHING in this game. Like, I love him but jesus christ.

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox Месяц назад

      @@carlajtayHow does that apply to the comment.

    • @carlajtay
      @carlajtay Месяц назад

      @@GrayD_Fox dude this comment is almost 4y old I don’t know brother

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 2 года назад +39

    Cory's ideal child is basically a kid destined to be a sociopath or a demon possessed kid called Lucius

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 3 года назад +27

    sure, they finish DmC, but DMC5 gets a stinky foot
    I blame Kyle

  • @mouserat2545
    @mouserat2545 3 года назад +20

    I literally screamed at the part where you started talking about jaguars and pumas

    • @cerbear594
      @cerbear594 3 года назад +5

      same :') who's gonna tell em

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 2 года назад +9

    I'm not really a huge Devil May Cry fan, but the song, "Devil Trigger," has become one of my favorite songs in general.

  • @AmedeusMkII
    @AmedeusMkII 3 года назад +19

    Man, that chloroform bit was so good they had to do an instant replay.

  • @RaymoZenitram
    @RaymoZenitram 3 года назад +40

    45:48 is where you want to hear THAT disturbing story...

  • @Amialythis
    @Amialythis 3 года назад +29

    Why is Kylo Ren in this game?

  • @thedualitysystem
    @thedualitysystem 3 года назад +24

    I appreciate how they got someone who actually knows how to play the game. Although playing on a completed save file probably wasn't a good idea considering the entire game gets spoiled from the menu screen.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 года назад +1

      y'all knew dante would be in it. and don't cory and Jeff already spoil that early on

    • @eachasteriod1334
      @eachasteriod1334 3 года назад +4

      @@TemmiePlays I think the spoiler in the menu he was talking about was Vergil

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 года назад +5

      @@eachasteriod1334 name a dmc game withouth vergil in it.
      if you want real spoilers, the title woul say
      HEY GUYS
      V IS VIRGIL AS IF YOU COULDNT TELL
      lol

    • @eachasteriod1334
      @eachasteriod1334 3 года назад +3

      @@TemmiePlays 2,4

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 года назад +1

      @@eachasteriod1334 he's in both of those games. did you even play them?

  • @jasonisntreallyhere
    @jasonisntreallyhere 3 года назад +22

    I've watched this whole video several times. Every time and I mean EVERY time I revisit it, without fail, I rewind 38:49 like 20 times. Goddamn that gives me the laughs

    • @jormilos
      @jormilos 6 месяцев назад

      I just wish I knew what exactly was behind the censor. It was censored out in the original too

    • @ScottHatfield-bc7jh
      @ScottHatfield-bc7jh 5 месяцев назад

      @@jormilosIt’s a certain word that rhymes with grape.

  • @beanpie9000
    @beanpie9000 3 года назад +26

    Love the combo of Jeff, Corey and Dave. I hope they do more OneyPlays next year.

  • @kylecrofts8740
    @kylecrofts8740 3 года назад +31

    Best game of 2019.

  • @TheWaInut
    @TheWaInut 5 месяцев назад +2

    Corey describing the sound of dmc 2 DT bullets is spot on

  • @mello998
    @mello998 Год назад +5

    How tf are they going beat the reboot but only play an hour of this

  • @TheMrrccava
    @TheMrrccava 3 года назад +9

    Chirs clearly jokes. Corey's fucking real thoughts are not just insanity, he's just wrong about so much, holy shit

  • @Ja_Skulli
    @Ja_Skulli 2 года назад +6

    Just knowing that PhantomArcade (Dave) came from such a funny channel is kinda wholesome to me. I’m glad y’all are friends and I love these videos

  • @OhJeezzRick
    @OhJeezzRick 3 года назад +9

    When Corey was talking about the chloroform for children that reminded me of the nap time commercial

  • @spiffiK
    @spiffiK 3 года назад +16

    Let's all take some time to remember that Jeff was in two episodes of Sleepycast before Chris made his appearance. In other words:
    "Jeff Plays. EEUGGHhhh"

  • @snugasapugonarug
    @snugasapugonarug 3 года назад +16

    Cory/Jeff era is on par with DD&J era tbh

  • @thatguyknownaswill8180
    @thatguyknownaswill8180 3 года назад +5

    V looks like Rodrick from the new diary of a wimpy kids movies

  • @tothedark5384
    @tothedark5384 Год назад +3

    I like how they got the Vergil main menu screen right out the gate.

  • @Owlero
    @Owlero 3 года назад +29

    Nice, is not only is this reupload have more censorship, but there's an editing error at 58:30 where a whole segment is repeated...

    • @citrinefool
      @citrinefool 3 года назад

      It only repeats around 30 seconds, wah

  • @largelump3613
    @largelump3613 2 года назад +2

    Dave doesn't like imagining anyone he likes looking like Napoleon Dynamite. Him being upset makes me happy.

  • @NeonNG
    @NeonNG 3 года назад +10

    they played through all of DMC remake but only played up to mission 4 in DMC5 ....

    • @ReinAfterDark
      @ReinAfterDark 2 месяца назад

      They already have it finished so.. That's probably why

  • @Voriehawk
    @Voriehawk 3 года назад +5

    When you heard waluigi is in smash 0:07

  • @micheal.s6726
    @micheal.s6726 3 года назад +4

    You guys are hilarious!😆

  • @captainweekend5276
    @captainweekend5276 3 года назад +9

    I could hear the eeeugh from the thumbnail

  • @ModernOddity728
    @ModernOddity728 3 года назад +7

    *Leon Skennedy*

  • @deeta000
    @deeta000 3 года назад +10

    I really wish I understood the teeth complaint. Or any of their complaints about the character models.

  • @KarlPHorse
    @KarlPHorse Год назад +3

    Corey not playing 1 and playing 2 istead hurts me. 1 is so good. It may not have the cool powers and moves of 3, 4, and 5. But the aesthetic and story is so damn good.
    I will admit that 2 is so bad, it's good, so I still kinda like it. But still.

  • @StardustSynchron
    @StardustSynchron 3 года назад +9

    Damn it they censored this one too. Of course because Cory and Dave are on it.

  • @VLADPowder
    @VLADPowder Год назад +2

    Glad I'm not the only person who (may or may not) have dispatched a woodpecker with a BB gun

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 года назад +26

    36:48
    “this guy reminds me of beowulf”
    *9th grade british literature flashbacks intensify*

  • @sargemcsauce2581
    @sargemcsauce2581 3 года назад +2

    All the demons in the world cant defeat dante. BUT an old homeless man can and steal his sword

  • @Pat0p
    @Pat0p 10 месяцев назад +1

    That van has like tardis physics. On the outside, it's a maintenance/work van. On the inside, it's an RV.

  • @elbinopaper4629
    @elbinopaper4629 3 года назад +17

    Dave sounds like a black Lyle

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike 3 года назад +7

    I've heard cory say that "tomcat's piss" line like a dozen times, but I sprayed Snapple apple all over my monitor and keyboard after hearing it in context

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 2 года назад +3

    That sleep paralysis demon was really well-drawn! :D

  • @dextergrif2019
    @dextergrif2019 Год назад +4

    Cory sounds like DaddyOFive when he’s explaining his gaslighting strategy

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 года назад +7

    Jeff is a let's player guys!!

  • @srs777
    @srs777 3 года назад +2

    chris play game goob, great job.

  • @justanothergamer300
    @justanothergamer300 3 года назад +3

    I swear to god the thumbnails have me dying sometimes.

  • @BaStAgE
    @BaStAgE 3 года назад +5

    corey..wake up to shit smeared all over him
    "hmmmm that's annoying i guess....oh well..i guess it's probably my fault"
    the end

  • @tropicalbreeze1164
    @tropicalbreeze1164 Год назад +1

    Nero is the Cannon equivalent to Reboot Dante
    Acts and looks just like em

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 10 месяцев назад +1

    Cory just describing the nap time spray skit.

  • @HeavyMetalTherapy
    @HeavyMetalTherapy 3 года назад +26

    I see absolutely nothing wrong with the characters (exept for some redesigns), and to be honest Nico gummy smile is charming af

  • @kurokaze511
    @kurokaze511 3 года назад +6

    Is it just me or does the new Dante model look a lot like Billy-Ray Cyrus?

  • @treykennedy4106
    @treykennedy4106 3 года назад +1

    OH BOI DEVIL MAY CRYYYYU

  • @cerberuskid
    @cerberuskid 2 года назад +4

    Coreys thoughts on DMC confirm that he is just a noisemaker in a human body.
    He doesnt even see or interact with reality. He just makes noises.

  • @robertanderson1690
    @robertanderson1690 3 года назад +3

    *claps feet together like a baby*

  • @gunmandj6534
    @gunmandj6534 3 года назад +15

    What happened to the adventures of Chris?

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots 3 года назад +3

      If you don't finish it the adventure never ends!

  • @thedangboi7198
    @thedangboi7198 11 месяцев назад +3

    oney pls play dmc2 is the best

  • @brennur3731
    @brennur3731 3 года назад +3

    4:34 PLEASE tell me this is the actual sound that plays

  • @OhJeezzRick
    @OhJeezzRick 3 года назад +2

    When I was a kid on Halloween I did a werewolf and I didn’t like to wear the nose because it was itchy and I had brown makeup on so it looked like I was doing blackface

  • @veiluhm
    @veiluhm 3 года назад +3

    Is it me who just found out its devil may cry, and not devil man cry??

  • @jamesrussell2936
    @jamesrussell2936 2 года назад +2

    Hey, wait, what? I don't remember then doing this...

  • @mothvile
    @mothvile 3 года назад +5

    "all you know is he's got some demons"
    No. He doesn't. That's why he exists, BECAUSE, he doesn't have demons.

  • @heretics_archive
    @heretics_archive 3 года назад +21

    I thought it was a little weird how cory went on an unrelated tirade about how capitalism is a lie and how karl Marx was the second coming of christ without giving any evidence other than him saying I have spoken with tomar and he agrees

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 3 года назад +5

      Well, if Tomar agrees, then I guess I do too

    • @MrTehWurld
      @MrTehWurld 3 года назад +6

      Wow I've never heard this joke before

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 3 года назад +3

      @@MrTehWurld joke?

    • @heretics_archive
      @heretics_archive 3 года назад +3

      @@MrTehWurld yeah, I'm with guy, Joke?

  • @schweedies4597
    @schweedies4597 2 года назад +1

    Why have I heard all these stories but not this episode wtf

  • @SomeGuy-qd3li
    @SomeGuy-qd3li 2 года назад +1

    god damn dave keeps pulling off SSSs

  • @trajanfidelis1532
    @trajanfidelis1532 3 года назад +1

    Jeff is pretty cool.

  • @Johnconagher
    @Johnconagher Год назад +1

    Fucking wish they did the full game it was so good

  • @booates
    @booates 3 года назад +3

    i miss dave

  • @bazzjedimaster
    @bazzjedimaster 3 года назад +1

    Would Smergil theme be Bury the Smell?

  • @dallyjk
    @dallyjk 3 года назад +1

    i was just thinking about buying this today too, idk if i should just wait and get a ps5 so i can get special edition or just say fuck it tho

  • @royalpancakes7807
    @royalpancakes7807 2 года назад

    Cory is friggin broly my dude

  • @epictom3423
    @epictom3423 3 года назад +1

    Epic

  • @postbrohomes2382
    @postbrohomes2382 3 года назад +4

    Clearly Corey has never been hit by los chanclas or el sincho and it shows 😅

  • @RipDoveStudio
    @RipDoveStudio 3 года назад

    Did you leave HDR on? The colors look off.

  • @somewhatokperson8007
    @somewhatokperson8007 2 года назад

    Hey did he post the smurf face? It's november and i don't see it

  • @BigMustyBlue
    @BigMustyBlue Год назад

    3:30 is my fave rant

  • @DEMiURGE455
    @DEMiURGE455 2 года назад +2

    Never let children near Cory lmao

  • @Lucyferbby
    @Lucyferbby 2 года назад

    They should come back to play through Virgil

  • @NinyaFrick
    @NinyaFrick 3 года назад +1

    Have they heard of naptime... definitely not chloroform

  • @devinthedivine8554
    @devinthedivine8554 3 года назад +3

    If you could pick one Oneyplays guest/member to smell the feet of, who would you pick and why?

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 года назад +3

    48:20
    ah yes, i too pop a boney when i get nervous as well

  • @rippl3r0
    @rippl3r0 3 года назад +14

    I hate seeing or hearing kids so everything Cory said really resonates with me.

  • @xocider
    @xocider 3 года назад

    Nice

  • @xpurplethighs7596
    @xpurplethighs7596 2 года назад +2

    I think lady looks fine in this game compared to the other ladies... I'm also hyper biased.

  • @remmy8363
    @remmy8363 3 года назад +1

    Look up nap time meme

  • @Xsopit24631
    @Xsopit24631 3 года назад +1

    Finish this pleasee

  • @PewPew_McPewster
    @PewPew_McPewster 3 года назад +19

    Damn, it takes a bloke like Cory to go on RUclips and say what we're all thinking about the ladies in DMCV. Thanks Cory. It's not for polite society, but you're completely correct. Hyper-realism to the point of over-faithful mocap recreation doesn't really work for human characters.