I find it funny how often Chris mentions burn victims. As a mongoloid who threw boiling tea on himself as a 1-year-old and now has a third degree burn scar covering nigh my entire chest I'm very happy.
Yt has gotten so racist lately that they took all my freckles away from me and drenched me in bleach so I could be their “perfect little albino” Kinda rude and disturbing of them ngl
I appreciate how they got someone who actually knows how to play the game. Although playing on a completed save file probably wasn't a good idea considering the entire game gets spoiled from the menu screen.
@@eachasteriod1334 name a dmc game withouth vergil in it. if you want real spoilers, the title woul say HEY GUYS V IS VIRGIL AS IF YOU COULDNT TELL lol
I've watched this whole video several times. Every time and I mean EVERY time I revisit it, without fail, I rewind 38:49 like 20 times. Goddamn that gives me the laughs
Let's all take some time to remember that Jeff was in two episodes of Sleepycast before Chris made his appearance. In other words: "Jeff Plays. EEUGGHhhh"
Corey not playing 1 and playing 2 istead hurts me. 1 is so good. It may not have the cool powers and moves of 3, 4, and 5. But the aesthetic and story is so damn good. I will admit that 2 is so bad, it's good, so I still kinda like it. But still.
I've heard cory say that "tomcat's piss" line like a dozen times, but I sprayed Snapple apple all over my monitor and keyboard after hearing it in context
When I was a kid on Halloween I did a werewolf and I didn’t like to wear the nose because it was itchy and I had brown makeup on so it looked like I was doing blackface
I thought it was a little weird how cory went on an unrelated tirade about how capitalism is a lie and how karl Marx was the second coming of christ without giving any evidence other than him saying I have spoken with tomar and he agrees
Damn, it takes a bloke like Cory to go on RUclips and say what we're all thinking about the ladies in DMCV. Thanks Cory. It's not for polite society, but you're completely correct. Hyper-realism to the point of over-faithful mocap recreation doesn't really work for human characters.
cory's ideal methods of dealing with children is terrifying
one of them is just gaslighting
the other is drugging them unconscious
*America's ideal methods of dealing with children
Reminds me of home lol
Nah I'm with Corey on this one
Pedophiles would get a kick out of it though
I love how he said "incapacitate" wrong every time
Don’t blame him
to calm a crying baby, just scream "ROYAL GUARD!" in to it's ear over and over.
You know it works when they respond with "SWORD STYLE"
Pretty cool how Jeff sang the chorus to Bury the light for 36 minutes
When
@@Nomad958 About 2 hours ago
@@MikeyLikey95 can you give me the time
@@MikeyLikey95 or not
@@Nomad958 22:46
"He's giving him a Hi Hitler" god Cory is a gem
“i don’t like the laughter of children, it annoys the f⛎ck out of me”
-Corey 2020
timestamp?
I feel like he has said that during the sleepycabin days too
i got it 51:16
from there on haha
I find it funny how often Chris mentions burn victims.
As a mongoloid who threw boiling tea on himself as a 1-year-old and now has a third degree burn scar covering nigh my entire chest I'm very happy.
Nah he means burn victims that have visible scars like on the face, yours can be covered with a nice shirt and saying you like to cosplay as luffy
Burno Brown, they call you.
Dang you got a cool scar out of it though
Bread Bringer the Burned, of olde' lore draws nigh. Shut the gates, prepare the tea!
I hope that every time he does bring up burn victims you clap your feet together and say "That's me!"
I love Jeff so much. He brings the grumpy uncle energy so much.
Fr, I need an episode with him Zach and chris so badly
@Psychoticpebbles I’ve listened to em all more than a dozen times lol
Jeff is one of my favourites of the boney guests, his voice is so dope
UUUEGGH
Unfortunately he doesn’t show up often due to his crippling Angry Joe addiction
whatd you say?
"Royal Guard!"- Jeff
Eughh like don't call me dead weight Cory eugh
I do enjoy hearing these 4 funny gentlemen bully and berate each other.
The funny fellows at oneyplays never fail to make my day.
From the video you are commenting on to your pfp and banner you interests perfectly align with me 😂 good day and or night!
The implication that Cory is Dante implies that Chris is Vergil
@@chomskyhonk2366 oney vergil vs oney sephiroth
Ah yes, my favorite Devil May Cry character: Smergil
1:58 when he says "them crazy bitches" he sounds exactly like the Tattletale Strangler from Spongebob
56:05
child: says or does anything
corey: 👁👁
Wasn’t dis video released like a 10 mins ago
Jeff yelling "I'm a Smurf!" over and over gives me life.
Ok, three compilations in one day? Is this a yulehole miracle?
No it’s an excuse to make more ad revenue
@@crisismoon880 don't care, I want to give oney money :)
@@montanajoe4636 One day he'll finally use it to buy a car and become an unstoppable force that eventually saves America from her impending doom.
@@montanajoe4636 I guess your right, maybe some of the money goes to Ding Dong and Julian’s game
mirachole
They legit only made 4 episodes, made me sad they didnt make anymore ;-;
Akumetsu based and redpilled. I have to agree with you in this one.
RUclips made you censor the “black” in blackface?! Damn youtube be racist lol
It's more or less a totalitarian website, 'Big Wojcicki is watching'
RUclips hates blacks, this is proof
Game theory: YT commits black erasure??? 😮
Yt has gotten so racist lately that they took all my freckles away from me and drenched me in bleach so I could be their “perfect little albino”
Kinda rude and disturbing of them ngl
Someone should use this opportunity to cancel youtube lol
Oh man, I hope they included that part where Zach got so peeved off that he unlocked Majin Form.
Bro I think they cut it out...
Majima from yakuza
Cory, some dolls blink based off of movement. It's been proven those can blink randomly just due to the Earth's rotation.
Wait what!?
@@vectorbarreiro4632 yup
He literally criticizes EVERYTHING in this game. Like, I love him but jesus christ.
@@carlajtayHow does that apply to the comment.
@@GrayD_Fox dude this comment is almost 4y old I don’t know brother
Cory's ideal child is basically a kid destined to be a sociopath or a demon possessed kid called Lucius
sure, they finish DmC, but DMC5 gets a stinky foot
I blame Kyle
I literally screamed at the part where you started talking about jaguars and pumas
same :') who's gonna tell em
I'm not really a huge Devil May Cry fan, but the song, "Devil Trigger," has become one of my favorite songs in general.
Man, that chloroform bit was so good they had to do an instant replay.
45:48 is where you want to hear THAT disturbing story...
disturbing?
Why is Kylo Ren in this game?
wow original joke
I appreciate how they got someone who actually knows how to play the game. Although playing on a completed save file probably wasn't a good idea considering the entire game gets spoiled from the menu screen.
y'all knew dante would be in it. and don't cory and Jeff already spoil that early on
@@TemmiePlays I think the spoiler in the menu he was talking about was Vergil
@@eachasteriod1334 name a dmc game withouth vergil in it.
if you want real spoilers, the title woul say
HEY GUYS
V IS VIRGIL AS IF YOU COULDNT TELL
lol
@@TemmiePlays 2,4
@@eachasteriod1334 he's in both of those games. did you even play them?
I've watched this whole video several times. Every time and I mean EVERY time I revisit it, without fail, I rewind 38:49 like 20 times. Goddamn that gives me the laughs
I just wish I knew what exactly was behind the censor. It was censored out in the original too
@@jormilosIt’s a certain word that rhymes with grape.
Love the combo of Jeff, Corey and Dave. I hope they do more OneyPlays next year.
Best game of 2019.
Corey describing the sound of dmc 2 DT bullets is spot on
How tf are they going beat the reboot but only play an hour of this
Lyle
Chirs clearly jokes. Corey's fucking real thoughts are not just insanity, he's just wrong about so much, holy shit
Just knowing that PhantomArcade (Dave) came from such a funny channel is kinda wholesome to me. I’m glad y’all are friends and I love these videos
When Corey was talking about the chloroform for children that reminded me of the nap time commercial
Let's all take some time to remember that Jeff was in two episodes of Sleepycast before Chris made his appearance. In other words:
"Jeff Plays. EEUGGHhhh"
Cory/Jeff era is on par with DD&J era tbh
V looks like Rodrick from the new diary of a wimpy kids movies
I like how they got the Vergil main menu screen right out the gate.
Nice, is not only is this reupload have more censorship, but there's an editing error at 58:30 where a whole segment is repeated...
It only repeats around 30 seconds, wah
Dave doesn't like imagining anyone he likes looking like Napoleon Dynamite. Him being upset makes me happy.
they played through all of DMC remake but only played up to mission 4 in DMC5 ....
They already have it finished so.. That's probably why
When you heard waluigi is in smash 0:07
You guys are hilarious!😆
I could hear the eeeugh from the thumbnail
*Leon Skennedy*
I really wish I understood the teeth complaint. Or any of their complaints about the character models.
Corey not playing 1 and playing 2 istead hurts me. 1 is so good. It may not have the cool powers and moves of 3, 4, and 5. But the aesthetic and story is so damn good.
I will admit that 2 is so bad, it's good, so I still kinda like it. But still.
Damn it they censored this one too. Of course because Cory and Dave are on it.
Glad I'm not the only person who (may or may not) have dispatched a woodpecker with a BB gun
36:48
“this guy reminds me of beowulf”
*9th grade british literature flashbacks intensify*
the cgi remake of it, lol.
That book was fuckin awesome tho
All the demons in the world cant defeat dante. BUT an old homeless man can and steal his sword
That van has like tardis physics. On the outside, it's a maintenance/work van. On the inside, it's an RV.
The van is a devil arm so that fits.
Dave sounds like a black Lyle
He sounds like Cory with one additional braincell
I've heard cory say that "tomcat's piss" line like a dozen times, but I sprayed Snapple apple all over my monitor and keyboard after hearing it in context
That sleep paralysis demon was really well-drawn! :D
Cory sounds like DaddyOFive when he’s explaining his gaslighting strategy
Jeff is a let's player guys!!
Always has been
chris play game goob, great job.
I swear to god the thumbnails have me dying sometimes.
corey..wake up to shit smeared all over him
"hmmmm that's annoying i guess....oh well..i guess it's probably my fault"
the end
Nero is the Cannon equivalent to Reboot Dante
Acts and looks just like em
Cory just describing the nap time spray skit.
I see absolutely nothing wrong with the characters (exept for some redesigns), and to be honest Nico gummy smile is charming af
Is it just me or does the new Dante model look a lot like Billy-Ray Cyrus?
OH BOI DEVIL MAY CRYYYYU
Coreys thoughts on DMC confirm that he is just a noisemaker in a human body.
He doesnt even see or interact with reality. He just makes noises.
*claps feet together like a baby*
What happened to the adventures of Chris?
If you don't finish it the adventure never ends!
oney pls play dmc2 is the best
4:34 PLEASE tell me this is the actual sound that plays
When I was a kid on Halloween I did a werewolf and I didn’t like to wear the nose because it was itchy and I had brown makeup on so it looked like I was doing blackface
Is it me who just found out its devil may cry, and not devil man cry??
Hey, wait, what? I don't remember then doing this...
"all you know is he's got some demons"
No. He doesn't. That's why he exists, BECAUSE, he doesn't have demons.
I thought it was a little weird how cory went on an unrelated tirade about how capitalism is a lie and how karl Marx was the second coming of christ without giving any evidence other than him saying I have spoken with tomar and he agrees
Well, if Tomar agrees, then I guess I do too
Wow I've never heard this joke before
@@MrTehWurld joke?
@@MrTehWurld yeah, I'm with guy, Joke?
Why have I heard all these stories but not this episode wtf
god damn dave keeps pulling off SSSs
Jeff is pretty cool.
Fucking wish they did the full game it was so good
i miss dave
Would Smergil theme be Bury the Smell?
i was just thinking about buying this today too, idk if i should just wait and get a ps5 so i can get special edition or just say fuck it tho
Cory is friggin broly my dude
Epic
Clearly Corey has never been hit by los chanclas or el sincho and it shows 😅
Did you leave HDR on? The colors look off.
Hey did he post the smurf face? It's november and i don't see it
3:30 is my fave rant
Never let children near Cory lmao
They should come back to play through Virgil
Have they heard of naptime... definitely not chloroform
If you could pick one Oneyplays guest/member to smell the feet of, who would you pick and why?
Waffle is the obvious answer here.
@@ourDreamcatcher based
48:20
ah yes, i too pop a boney when i get nervous as well
I hate seeing or hearing kids so everything Cory said really resonates with me.
Nice
I think lady looks fine in this game compared to the other ladies... I'm also hyper biased.
Look up nap time meme
Finish this pleasee
Damn, it takes a bloke like Cory to go on RUclips and say what we're all thinking about the ladies in DMCV. Thanks Cory. It's not for polite society, but you're completely correct. Hyper-realism to the point of over-faithful mocap recreation doesn't really work for human characters.