Stephen Lynch & Mark Teich - For me

Live at the El Rey
Lyrics:
The union of a woman and a man,
Touching for the very first time;
The gentle texture of a hand,
True love is always hard to find.
And sometimes my penis ain't as hard as wood.
And sometimes you're disappointed in my manlihood.
I can't take it, please:
Fake it for me.
The delicate nature of love
Can only make this relationship grow.
And though it's sent from heaven above,
Things don't always work down below
And I know that the porno movies make you feel cheap.
And sometimes you finish while I'm fast asleep
I can't take it, please: fake it for me.
I try so hard to be a man, but
You're so damn hard to please
Doesn't help to know your best friend
Runs on batteries.
I can't take it, please: fake it for me.
Even though my love's a little premature,
When you call me "Mr. Softee," I get...insecure.
I can't take it
Please, fake it
For me.

[@ChazMcNick]

Just heard of his passing and it gutted me. He brought me so much laughter. Rest in power Mike Tark!

[@NatureNymphLLC]

His name was MARK.

[@jeremiahzoro4708]

@@NatureNymphLLC it's a pun can't you see Mike - ike Tark - ark he just switched it around that's comedy for ya 🤣

[@Desponiaa]

Rip mr Teichy 💔 😢 gonna miss our random chats.

[@delayfamily3103]

2020 and still love this !!!!

[@ruthaitken5998]

i literally have this on repeat and have for ages

[@projectcrowdcontrol5930]

Classic. R.i.p Mark 💔 Fuck cancer!

[@Desponiaa]

😭😭

[@mafujon]

Rip Teich

[@xdizzlex]

Funny thing is this video has 4 dislikes, every person who disliked it had erectile dysfunction

[@ronbarnabei8226]

Sadly just found out Mark just passed away.

[@slimgym45]

I love this and I love the El Rey Theater 🎭

[@TheScottLisa]

i love this song!!!!!

[@GOTHVAMP72]

one of the best song's i am going to play this when i am in the mood for fun!!!!! lot's of cussing and feeling and it is so funny and it is true girl's do fake it sometime's to make the man feel good! and i love a man that can sing about it! there the bomb and sooooo cool i love them have the vid at home!

[@GOTHVAMP72]

this is a fucking love song god damn it then he dance's lol !

[@DRPowell]

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyoufuckingbastareeeeeeeeeeeee….

[@dustinnichols8582]

have this DVD whole thing funny as shit

[@handle65]

Here is the full show
I know I am a bit late
ruclips.net/video/kWNAlgQKJxY/видео.html

[@kfost55]

Wow... Im finding out mark died through these comments... Damn...

[@wpasola123]

This is fucking awesome hahaha

[@chuksterss]

MR SOFTY! HEY MR SOFTY! MR SOFTY! HEY MR SOFTY! xD!!

[@Crazybenjiwoo]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefuckinbastardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@johnscatman915]

Hahahaha this shit is funny

[@mezzki1]

doesnt help to know ur bestfriend runs on batteries- double Ds
LMAO XD!!!!