Quagmire Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance So we're breaking the spell with a K-pop dance Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo In our booty pants Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo Everything in this land is complete nonsense Even worse, Kim Jong-un lives across that fence Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo Come home where you belong Quahog is your home Quagmire Who wants to live in Korea? Come home Their name sounds like gonorrhoea Go home So Quagmire please tell 'em "see ya" Come on, come on, come on home Quahog is your home... ...boy Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs Ricki Lake and Howie Long Giant boobies firm and strong Not here! Only in the U-S-A, Eh Come on home today Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo Confusing dance break [Interlude] Random names of snacks now Candy Quahog Marshmallow! Candy Quahog Marshmallow! You only belong in Quahog Come home You really love pussy They eat dogs So buddy, please run and don't jog and... Come on, come on, come on home Quahog is your home... ...boy Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo [Reprise] Who wants to live in Korea? Their name sounds like gonorrhoea Candy Quahog Marshmallow! Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
very funny, i Did have a chuckle
for the record i'm straight
Quagmire
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance
So we're breaking the spell with a K-pop dance
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
In our booty pants
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Everything in this land is complete nonsense
Even worse, Kim Jong-un lives across that fence
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Come home where you belong
Quahog is your home
Quagmire
Who wants to live in Korea?
Come home
Their name sounds like gonorrhoea
Go home
So Quagmire please tell 'em "see ya"
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home...
...boy
Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs
Ricki Lake and Howie Long
Giant boobies firm and strong
Not here!
Only in the U-S-A, Eh
Come on home today
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Confusing dance break
[Interlude]
Random names of snacks now
Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
You only belong in Quahog
Come home
You really love pussy
They eat dogs
So buddy, please run and don't jog and...
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home...
...boy
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
[Reprise]
Who wants to live in Korea?
Their name sounds like gonorrhoea
Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!