"I've never had a problem with Amazon. They basically come to your door, deliver the package, water your plant, sweep, give you a hug and tell you that you're beautiful" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Girl you had me #whereisthelie I love me some amazon delivery
They stay delivering my package to my thieving upstairs neighbors. No matter how much directions I put to my basement apartment they stay getting it wrong. I literally had to tape a sign on my neighbors mailbox that said STOP wrong address, go around the building and down the stairs 😩😤. My packages still lost a year later lol. They did give me my money back so that’s the only plus.
*Please share your stories of your failed delivery attempts in the comments.* Best story gets pinned! Damnit I made a typo at the start of the video. Not only did these thieves steal my packages but my sense of spelling. I'm sorry. I'm not re-uploading this, it took too long to export. 💀
GIRL! The mail man left my clothes at my old address! So I went to pick them up and they weren’t there! Turns out the mail man realized I didn’t live there anymore! And he took them only Lord knows where 🤣 then a week later they arrived at my new place 🤷♀️
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT AFTER THAT ENTIRE STORY SHE DID NOT EVEN PUT THE DRESS ON TO SHOW IT OFF. After all that. I watched til the end hoping I’d get to see it. *dramatic sigh*
May God Elohim, God the Father and God the Mother bless you Kelly❤️🥰❤️ Elohim is Hebrew Elohim is plural Translation: Gods Yup Gods. Two Gods, God the Father and God the Mother. In the Bible. Gal 4:26/Gen 1:26-27/ Elohim is written over 2500 times in the Old Testament 😱Hebrew Bible All women are created in the image of God the Mother. All men are created in the image of God the Father. I wanted you to know❤️🙏❤️ Rev 22:17 The Spirit and the bride are calling all to come, and receive the water of life.💋
@@KellyStamps the convoluted timeline that this is. We have to have a chronological video compiling this timeline as if it's the end of Adventure Time or the MCU
Abiforeva87 I wish I could say that only happened once but it wasn’t. The other time it was delivered and signed for about forty minutes away. I even looked the address up on iPhone maps. Thought about pulling up but then I remembered I’m about as ‘hood’ as Sasha and Malia.
@@myfriendjenonline7831 Arh mate, I have a postman who delivers letters and packages for the next door neighbour multiple times carelessly and once my own package was delivered to another address 20 minutes away. The delivery companies need to fix up, this happening to you more than once is beyond annoying...but lmao about that being as 'hood' as Sasha and Malia 🤣
FedEx delivered my AirPod Pros to the wrong house and I called my bank and they gave me back the money....lucky for me I had honest neighbors and they eventually brought me my packager. Recently I order a Yeti Tundra 35 and they lost that too and the company ended up sending me a refund. A few days later there was a cooler at the door....😂😂
Ren The company sent me an email that day saying that it had been delivered. My name was on the box too. Lmfao I live in a very urban community in the city. I doubt any of my neighbors are ordering $250 coolers. 😂😂
I feel this in my bones. Package said delivered the 6th. I contacted the *courier* and they said driver said it was delivered. Showed up the 17th. Wtf.
As someone who worked in a call centre, most of the time we are bulshitting you and don’t even know how to solve the problem you are posing 😅 so we just give you the customer service number and call it a day, she was spot on, on the imitation.
@@lmpo12345 Sucks having bosses who only care about good looking results, rather than caring about real integrity. The company would look better if it held actual real integrity, otherwise it rots inside and out with employees feeling half dead about their job. :)
You should do the sisterhood of the traveling tweed dress and send it to subscribers, they can take a picture with the dress and pass it to the next person. Count me in.
Towards the end I was fully expecting you to come home, head up the stairs and encounter your neighbour sauntering around in your stolen tweed dress lols
I once ordered a book on Amazon and received a completely EMPTY package. The name of the book I ordered was “Everything Is Obvious.” Maybe whoever sent out that package needed that book.
I watched one go into the bathroom, take a dump, not wash his hands then come near me asking for a piece of my pasta dish. 70% of the reason I moved out is because they were filthy and made me feel bad for *not* being filthy. Of course no one discloses this in ads online. It should've said: *Hey I'm disgusting, so is my friend! We refuse to take the garbage out and we leave meat and chicken bones in the bag which attracts bugs. We make all surfaces sticky from mystery liquids which makes it impossible to sit anywhere outside your bedroom. We also are loud as HELL.*
@@KellyStamps omg disgusting but not surprising. Yes, I used to live with one who refused to wash the dishes with detergent - so that we had to rewash his dishes every single time (when he actually washed his dishes)! And in another place - she owned the house - so if I even moved at all in the house outside of my room or cooked after 8 pm - she cracked a hissy fit! She had supersonic hearing it would seem.....
Bikepacking Peru I kind of got lucky with my roommates because they’re not that bad but there can be some passive aggressive comments and just this feeling like I’m living in someone else’s home because one of the roommates has lived here for a year longer than anyone else so her stuff has kind of taken over. We all pay the rent here though!
“Literally tied to mail.” Your humor is on point! Subscribed🔔. Thanks for the laughs & education during this hard time. I hope I can help as many people as you one day! Especially with stress, anxiety, and chronic disabling illness like I have. ❤️❤️❤️
Girl I lived in Seattle for uni (UW) and I got a one bedroom apartment with my brother for 1400 (so 700 each) which is cheap. The building was old as hell and our apartment would have heating problems, leaking problems etc, I would get followed and catcalled. I also found used needles and condoms right outside and the local homeless loved hosting fight club below my window every day at 1am
Sounds like FedEx. Those bastards have f*cked up 4 of my deliveries in a row! I hate them. "When it absolutely, positively has to be there"...don't count on it.
I have expensive life saving medicine delivered every month. While staying at my aunt's house I sat sleepily next to the front door waiting for the medicine to come. The courier marked as delivered twice that day. After speaking to supervisor who called me back and told me that the courier would come back out a 3rd time I finally got my infusion medication. They are really shady. Smh
Failed delivery attempt: I’m a girl and my name is Ryan. A package was missing so I called the post office to try to find it. When I gave them my name... there was a pause. The oh so familiar pause when I know that the person on the other line is questioning if 1, I’m a man with a “womanly” voice, or 2, lying. There is no 3. Considering who I say I am is not an option. With a guilty inflection, they tell me the package didn’t arrive. Who is the liar here I ask you? Long story short, I go to the post office in person and whoever this new human is helping me also looks at me with skepticism, even after handing them my driver’s license. I get the package, get home... and it’s filled with those air-filled plastic bags to keep the items from breaking. The item wasn’t in the package. I contact the company (person thinks I’m a dude) and after talking to 3 reps, all ranking higher than the former, they determine that nothing was put into the package to begin with because it wasn’t scanned in the warehouse...... Oh yeah, so repeat this story with this name that my parents blessed me with for every situation you can think of..... I was in the military and got put in the men’s dorm. I knew before I saw the men because the comunal toilet seat was up.... I also got detention for being named Ryan in 8th grade when a skittish substitute teacher thought I was trying to play him.
My little sister asked me today if I would get offended if my child wanted to be called a different name than the one I gave them at birth. I said I don't know how I would feel but the kid should better have a good reason for a name change. I think the confusion with your name is a good enough reason to change it. No one needs all that extra stress. Unless of course you love your name and you can live with the constant confusion.
Rinitutu Thanks! My middle name is also a typical male name and I don’t like either one. It would be too much work for me to change it as I’m chronically ill and would have to change my identity in too many places. But I introduce myself as “Rya” now to people and that helps!
Avanel Ricketts no worries, it’s kind of funny 😅❤️ I have a horrible chronic illness and disability, so this is nothing compared to that. Sending love!
Back in the days while livin in the hood, my package arrived but was opened by my neighbor. I knocked on her door and asked if shes seen it and she handed me the opened box. (A normal neighbor would've just left the pkg where it was). It was only 1 tube of lip gloss and I kid you not, she tried it on. I guess it wasn't the right color for her... 🤣 I still kept it btw... and wiped it off 🤣🤣🤣 #KellyStamps
I've had the SAME $12 red top from Amazon attempted be to delivered to my address 4 times. Each time it was delivered to a neighbour. I'm not sure who is more to blame, the postal service or the neighbour with 4 red v-neck crop tops? Still not sure whether to order it for a 5th time.. someone help me.
I love your story time video, I’m a black 59 yo woman retired from NYC now living in Winterville NC.I find your contexts so entertaining and so real life with a dash of shade. Keep up the good work.
Despite reports of bullets ricocheting off armadillos, these creatures aren't bulletproof. Their shells are made of bony plates called osteoderms that grow in the skin
I remember the good old days pre Amazon drop and run delivery, when shipping carriers would ring the bell and ask for a signature. If you were nit home they left a pick up tag.
My packages doesn't get stolen, but they are not delivered to my house bc we live on the countryside and it's so annoying to wait the notification that tell us that "we were not at home"
"Armadillo"....in your new city, I hope that it is possible for you to get a post office box or sign up for flex delivery..if that is a thing(the flex delivery). Good luck!!
Same thing happened to me with ULTA. They never gave me refund and I lost $105 for something I couldn’t enjoy! Another package from ULTA got delivered at my neighbors door who came up 4 floors to tell me, my package is at their door! I’ll never shop at ULTA again due to their shitty customer service and no care of their delivery. The girl I was talking to on the phone had the same voice and tone like Kelly mentioned at 7:50 and I thought she is a blonde girl with fake tan from LA 😂
9:52 Armadillo!!! I’m a native NYer and this shit happens all the time. Ugh. Now I’m about to unpause for the conclusion. Still laughing at “BS Script”.😂😂
My boyfriend mailed me something for my birthday sometime last year. He was really trying to make my birthday special for the simple fact he knew that I didn’t have great birthdays before. I literally looked through my Window every day waiting for the package. It’s been one year since and never got it. It had a couple perfumes and a lil cash. It was a long distance relationship. He used UPS. it took over a month for him to get back half of the value of the entire package.
yup! lasership NEVER brings the package to my house! they always take it to my neighbors or to god knows where. but it’s the company amazon ships prime with /:
"If you’re presenting yourself with confidence, you can pull off pretty much anything." "Too many girl rush into relationships because of the fear of being single, then start making compromises and losing their identity. Don’t do that." ~Katy Perry "Walking distance to the Riverwalk" ~AloysiaAndAvery🤗InITTogether😘
Armadillo. This happened to me and it sucked. It’s the worst feeling especially when the couriers blame you. 😩 I did all my RUclips research after that! Glad you got your dress back lol!
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Assuming this is fed ex, they lost one of my friend’s mattress! A mattress, how do you lose that?!
Rotfl
Fedex sucks #saveUSPS
USPS is bad as well. I have more packages missing from their services than FedEx or UPS.
Lmfao 😭 I don't know who's worse FedEx or DHL..
They lost my damn makeup mirror and holder I’m so over them
Unlike the package, Kelly ALWAYS delivers with her content
Facts !
She's so unique
BIG facts...would love to see Kelly on snl❤️️
wow this comment is gold. thank you for sharing such a well constructed sentence.
Dats right!
We need to protect this woman at all costs.
Ima hire the 6ix9ne bodyguards..
Yes! She is a gem.
You are a logical thinker and I concur 👌
Yes we do✊🏾!
She need to move.
"I've never had a problem with Amazon. They basically come to your door, deliver the package, water your plant, sweep, give you a hug and tell you that you're beautiful" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Girl you had me #whereisthelie I love me some amazon delivery
That's probably y dude is so rich
always on time!! 😂
Agreed! I love their service too.
They stay delivering my package to my thieving upstairs neighbors. No matter how much directions I put to my basement apartment they stay getting it wrong. I literally had to tape a sign on my neighbors mailbox that said STOP wrong address, go around the building and down the stairs 😩😤. My packages still lost a year later lol. They did give me my money back so that’s the only plus.
@@roxywyndham bruh stealing mail is a crime
*Please share your stories of your failed delivery attempts in the comments.* Best story gets pinned!
Damnit I made a typo at the start of the video. Not only did these thieves steal my packages but my sense of spelling. I'm sorry. I'm not re-uploading this, it took too long to export. 💀
AYT!!!!
GIRL! The mail man left my clothes at my old address! So I went to pick them up and they weren’t there! Turns out the mail man realized I didn’t live there anymore! And he took them only Lord knows where 🤣 then a week later they arrived at my new place 🤷♀️
By the way I feel you on the long exporting process when uploading! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exporting takes way too long for a small typo - I feel your pain haha
Kelly Stamps no worries. Hope you get it resolved.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT AFTER THAT ENTIRE STORY SHE DID NOT EVEN PUT THE DRESS ON TO SHOW IT OFF. After all that. I watched til the end hoping I’d get to see it. *dramatic sigh*
I wore it in my recent "level up your mindset" video! Haha
May God Elohim, God the Father and God the Mother bless you Kelly❤️🥰❤️
Elohim is Hebrew
Elohim is plural
Translation: Gods
Yup Gods. Two Gods, God the Father and God the Mother. In the Bible. Gal 4:26/Gen 1:26-27/
Elohim is written over 2500 times in the Old Testament 😱Hebrew Bible
All women are created in the image of God the Mother. All men are created in the image of God the Father. I wanted you to know❤️🙏❤️
Rev 22:17 The Spirit and the bride are calling all to come, and receive the water of life.💋
@@KellyStamps the convoluted timeline that this is. We have to have a chronological video compiling this timeline as if it's the end of Adventure Time or the MCU
@@carolynnedavis4841 Stop with this heresy lmao get good hermeneutics you heretic.
I wanted to say the exact same thing haha
I love her and all the other quirky people in the comment section. We should all be friends
Except most of us are probably loners.
Friend here!!
We really should
I got a notice that my package was delivered and signed for in California. The problem is I live in Virginia.
Oh my god 🤭
hahaha
What can one even say to that! That is so ridiculous and unfair man 😟😞
Abiforeva87 I wish I could say that only happened once but it wasn’t. The other time it was delivered and signed for about forty minutes away. I even looked the address up on iPhone maps. Thought about pulling up but then I remembered I’m about as ‘hood’ as Sasha and Malia.
@@myfriendjenonline7831 Arh mate, I have a postman who delivers letters and packages for the next door neighbour multiple times carelessly and once my own package was delivered to another address 20 minutes away. The delivery companies need to fix up, this happening to you more than once is beyond annoying...but lmao about that being as 'hood' as Sasha and Malia 🤣
Don’t be surprised when she is on television.👌🏾✨
Armadillo, forgot that was an animal. Kelly doesn't just entertain us she also educates. We love a queen who can cover all bases🤧💕
It was aardvark! And equally strange animal...
Armadillo......sorry you had to experience this type of frustration.
Facts🙌🏾!
Tbhhhh❤️
“I’m a minimalist, but not that minimalist” 💀 😂
The “bs script” had me rolling 😂😂
Mic drop
"My last name is tied to mail, so I am personally offended and exasperated" 😭😭😭
I love a good “delivered” package that wasn’t “delivered” and then I get my refund and it mysteriously gets “delivered.” #FreeMerch
meshy!!
@@KellyStamps you need to trade mark that! And make Merch out of it😉
Mrs.Indian Monroe I’d buy it! Lol
Love that. That happened to me. They really tried to tell me that there was no tracking number.
🤣🤣🤣
FedEx delivered my AirPod Pros to the wrong house and I called my bank and they gave me back the money....lucky for me I had honest neighbors and they eventually brought me my packager. Recently I order a Yeti Tundra 35 and they lost that too and the company ended up sending me a refund. A few days later there was a cooler at the door....😂😂
Damn, you’re actually really lucky lol
Ren The company sent me an email that day saying that it had been delivered. My name was on the box too.
Lmfao I live in a very urban community in the city. I doubt any of my neighbors are ordering $250 coolers. 😂😂
Did you return the money to your bank though?
llmmaooo a cooler ,,,,loll
Is this fedex or is this fedex?
HAHA
also I'm hungry let's get bolognese
@@KellyStamps Hum...Tiramisu...Bolognese...Damn I wish I was younger!
I ordered a plant and they didn't notify me my package arrived untill three hours later in 103° weather, it died ;(
Fed ex
I’m gonna need a whole series with Detective Stamps cuz that sequence was GOLD
I second that!
Totally agree
she really made us sit through "on hold" music.
This is such crusty Fedex behavior, I just knowww
MoonVal Co. I knew it was fedex from the jump! They literally throw the packages out the truck 😂
@@1116952 lol
It’s so cute how she says “hello” lol
I feel this in my bones. Package said delivered the 6th. I contacted the *courier* and they said driver said it was delivered. Showed up the 17th. Wtf.
lmaoooo the spatula is giving me african mother vibes 😂😂😂
Very muchh😂
I always keep a fake tiny purse with my five dollars in it, and then keep all the valuables in a hidden pocket.. that and armadillo.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
u r African? I was never hit with a (rubber) spatula. A wooden one, maybe.
Omg did you say LOST reruns 😭😭😭 THE TASTE
Fancy seeing you here, Mike 😏😉🤪
sir mikes mic . good to know that you have taste when comes to RUclipsrs😌‼️
And the Dance Moms Cathy reference 😂😂
legends supporting legends
@@swiftie_2247 He mentioned it in his recent podcast actually. I smell a collab. Mike please get her on Jumping in an elevator. 👀
"How was your experience shopping?"
"👁👄👁 𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮"
I love how she's holding that spatula like she's ready to beat somebody.
"All rats matter. I shouldn't discriminate."
LMAO - on the floor.... "ya there's no package here" that got meeeeeeee
Girl I hate fed ex...but we ain’t sayin any names
YESS THE STORYTIME ROLE PLAYS ARE BACK IM DYING HAHAHAHA
Layan has arrived everyone!
@@KellyStamps Yes I have hehe
I can’t begin to stress how glad I am that I found her channel when I did 😂💀
armadillo
hi ben!!!
armadillo
As someone who worked in a call centre, most of the time we are bulshitting you and don’t even know how to solve the problem you are posing 😅 so we just give you the customer service number and call it a day, she was spot on, on the imitation.
😄😄
Then what's the point of you having a job
it's literally so annoying
@@lmpo12345 Sucks having bosses who only care about good looking results, rather than caring about real integrity. The company would look better if it held actual real integrity, otherwise it rots inside and out with employees feeling half dead about their job. :)
You should do the sisterhood of the traveling tweed dress and send it to subscribers, they can take a picture with the dress and pass it to the next person. Count me in.
Hahhah
Towards the end I was fully expecting you to come home, head up the stairs and encounter your neighbour sauntering around in your stolen tweed dress lols
Now that would be funny
I once ordered a book on Amazon and received a completely EMPTY package. The name of the book I ordered was “Everything Is Obvious.” Maybe whoever sent out that package needed that book.
You are naturally talented & you know how to cease your viewer's attention. Please keep up the excellent work.
Spoiler: It's FedEx.
I think it’s USPS actually. They are the worst and have the most ghetto people working for them.
@@andresa6049 but she said in the video that USPS is fine
heyimgreen na she said UPS is fine, USPS is postal service and they have a separate service that delivers only packages.
Andres Agudelo It's fedex 5:35
Ugh they lost like two of my packages it’s super frustrating. Of course things sold out. Fate or FedEx? You decide
Damn it’s crazy how she just moved into that apartment and is already having problems. Who you live with really makes or breaks your experience here.
Yes, but living with students has always been a dramatic experience (at least it was when I was a student back in the day lol.).
I watched one go into the bathroom, take a dump, not wash his hands then come near me asking for a piece of my pasta dish. 70% of the reason I moved out is because they were filthy and made me feel bad for *not* being filthy. Of course no one discloses this in ads online.
It should've said: *Hey I'm disgusting, so is my friend! We refuse to take the garbage out and we leave meat and chicken bones in the bag which attracts bugs. We make all surfaces sticky from mystery liquids which makes it impossible to sit anywhere outside your bedroom. We also are loud as HELL.*
@@KellyStamps omg disgusting but not surprising. Yes, I used to live with one who refused to wash the dishes with detergent - so that we had to rewash his dishes every single time (when he actually washed his dishes)! And in another place - she owned the house - so if I even moved at all in the house outside of my room or cooked after 8 pm - she cracked a hissy fit! She had supersonic hearing it would seem.....
Bikepacking Peru I kind of got lucky with my roommates because they’re not that bad but there can be some passive aggressive comments and just this feeling like I’m living in someone else’s home because one of the roommates has lived here for a year longer than anyone else so her stuff has kind of taken over. We all pay the rent here though!
Kelly Stamps not coming by my food with doo doo hands 😩Yeah you’re better than me because I would’ve cursed him out.
Has she talked about her military experience ? I’d love to hear it.
@channel break you're so jealous it's pathetic
@channel break Who raised you?
“Literally tied to mail.” Your humor is on point! Subscribed🔔. Thanks for the laughs & education during this hard time. I hope I can help as many people as you one day! Especially with stress, anxiety, and chronic disabling illness like I have. ❤️❤️❤️
The slow-mo beginning to Kelly’s videos are so iconic. She’s literally giving us time to get our asses ready to be handed a LESSON 👏
Girl I lived in Seattle for uni (UW) and I got a one bedroom apartment with my brother for 1400 (so 700 each) which is cheap. The building was old as hell and our apartment would have heating problems, leaking problems etc, I would get followed and catcalled. I also found used needles and condoms right outside and the local homeless loved hosting fight club below my window every day at 1am
Fight club! 😂
"Can you think of where you misplaced it"
Dying.
The way Kelly Stamps says she is ‘offended and exasperated’ ...you just *FEEL* it.
YES!!!!! LOL
We fed-up with fed-ex they need to fed-explainthemselves
Praying for those packages😭
Sounds like a very FedEx thing to do.
7:13 - Confirmed
I love these role plays Kelly does. Too funny. Loving these videos and story telling scenarios. Good to learn from and quite entertaining.
I swear she's like a younger version of myself... I love her personality and Law & Order SVU! You're a friend in my head Kelly Stamps🤩🤩
Hahaha right!!
Armadillo! - Kelly, this is a sign you need to move. This wouldn't have happened if you lived at the Waldorf Astoria!
Sounds like FedEx. Those bastards have f*cked up 4 of my deliveries in a row! I hate them. "When it absolutely, positively has to be there"...don't count on it.
Kelly's script for the intro:
*sultry spin* and *spank* 💥
that’s written in my muji notepad
😂😂😂
@@KellyStamps 🤣😱 is it for real??!!!
*You're the only youtuber who could post this and we would drop everything to watch*
Paul Ratiu facts
Facts !!!!😂😂😂
Yep. You gotta love Stampede University👏🏾🤣
3:32 This reminds of the episode when Phoebe was on hold 😆
“Did the rat take it” it killed me 😂😂
Honestly it had me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
smh why did i read "my pancakes keep getting stolen"
That too! SMH can't have shit in Detroit
🤣😂 🥞
alexa 😂 that would be upsetting, too!!!
HAHAHA I read that too!!!
It must be because of the egg turner in her hands.
your impression of LA people was spot on! i literally laughed out loud.
How to create an iconic intro ‘*deadpan* hello everybody, this is Kelly stamps’ love it
Her intro are the best hehe
It's so unique.
Chinezerem _ righttt
petition for kelly to start her own tv show
She should legit replace Ellen
@@AshTanya Literally
@Life With Layan fuck tv she needs a twitch series
@@AshTanya Yess
I have expensive life saving medicine delivered every month. While staying at my aunt's house I sat sleepily next to the front door waiting for the medicine to come. The courier marked as delivered twice that day. After speaking to supervisor who called me back and told me that the courier would come back out a 3rd time I finally got my infusion medication. They are really shady. Smh
Failed delivery attempt: I’m a girl and my name is Ryan. A package was missing so I called the post office to try to find it. When I gave them my name... there was a pause. The oh so familiar pause when I know that the person on the other line is questioning if 1, I’m a man with a “womanly” voice, or 2, lying. There is no 3. Considering who I say I am is not an option. With a guilty inflection, they tell me the package didn’t arrive. Who is the liar here I ask you? Long story short, I go to the post office in person and whoever this new human is helping me also looks at me with skepticism, even after handing them my driver’s license. I get the package, get home... and it’s filled with those air-filled plastic bags to keep the items from breaking. The item wasn’t in the package. I contact the company (person thinks I’m a dude) and after talking to 3 reps, all ranking higher than the former, they determine that nothing was put into the package to begin with because it wasn’t scanned in the warehouse...... Oh yeah, so repeat this story with this name that my parents blessed me with for every situation you can think of..... I was in the military and got put in the men’s dorm. I knew before I saw the men because the comunal toilet seat was up.... I also got detention for being named Ryan in 8th grade when a skittish substitute teacher thought I was trying to play him.
My little sister asked me today if I would get offended if my child wanted to be called a different name than the one I gave them at birth. I said I don't know how I would feel but the kid should better have a good reason for a name change. I think the confusion with your name is a good enough reason to change it. No one needs all that extra stress. Unless of course you love your name and you can live with the constant confusion.
Rinitutu Thanks! My middle name is also a typical male name and I don’t like either one. It would be too much work for me to change it as I’m chronically ill and would have to change my identity in too many places. But I introduce myself as “Rya” now to people and that helps!
😢
Avanel Ricketts no worries, it’s kind of funny 😅❤️ I have a horrible chronic illness and disability, so this is nothing compared to that. Sending love!
@@NeuralRetraining just curious: would you pronounce Rya as >ray-ya<
>rah-eeya<
>reeya<
???
me : reading the comments whilst watching
everyone: armadillo
me: did an armadillo steal her package??
Who’s just reading to comments while she’s talking 😂
You know it's serious when she's holding that spatula.
Edit: omg I've never had this many likes, thank you!
kelly has grown so much it’s crazy!! she’s so funny and real im living for this
I enjoy hearing your stories.
Back in the days while livin in the hood, my package arrived but was opened by my neighbor. I knocked on her door and asked if shes seen it and she handed me the opened box. (A normal neighbor would've just left the pkg where it was). It was only 1 tube of lip gloss and I kid you not, she tried it on. I guess it wasn't the right color for her... 🤣 I still kept it btw... and wiped it off 🤣🤣🤣 #KellyStamps
Wowwwwwww, that’s wild. I thought my weird package experiences were worst📦 😪
I've had the SAME $12 red top from Amazon attempted be to delivered to my address 4 times. Each time it was delivered to a neighbour. I'm not sure who is more to blame, the postal service or the neighbour with 4 red v-neck crop tops?
Still not sure whether to order it for a 5th time.. someone help me.
Lol
Hahahaha this is hilarious. Just get it from your neighbour?
I love your story time video, I’m a black 59 yo woman retired from NYC now living in Winterville NC.I find your contexts so entertaining and so real life with a dash of shade. Keep up the good work.
Armadillo, as instructed. I follow directions. To bad Problematic Courier Service doesn't...
This is genuinely one of my worst fears. Glad you’re getting out of that situation now.
If it’s not tiramisu homegirl showin out with law and order I can’t 😂
The hold music is so triggering but I’m willing to power through for President/Professor Stamps
Is anyone going to comment on the sticky note that says B.S script ! 😂😂😂 it’s the little things ! Hilarious
You have perfect pitch and tone. So glad I stumbled across your videos. Having been watching ever since. Congratulations!
Despite reports of bullets ricocheting off armadillos, these creatures aren't bulletproof. Their shells are made of bony plates called osteoderms that grow in the skin
fuck
You're a whole mood. Learning from your confidence is the reason my channel is growing
The little jump in the beginning had me ROLLING 😂. Is anyone else wondering how she keeps a straight face? Lol
SAME
The Kelly Stamps defense squad will now A C T I V A T E.
Nothing to add personally, just commenting for engagement is all.
I remember the good old days pre Amazon drop and run delivery, when shipping carriers would ring the bell and ask for a signature. If you were nit home they left a pick up tag.
The spatula queen is BACK🙌🏻
My packages doesn't get stolen, but they are not delivered to my house bc we live on the countryside and it's so annoying to wait the notification that tell us that "we were not at home"
Armadillo's are so adorable. This story's events are not adorable, they are deplorable. Also relatable. From multiple problematic shipping companies.
When Kelly Stamps posts I must stop what I’m doing and watch!
Me too!💃🏼
"the spatula has returned"
Oh no...
"Armadillo"....in your new city, I hope that it is possible for you to get a post office box or sign up for flex delivery..if that is a thing(the flex delivery). Good luck!!
The effort n dress up n creativity is truly appreciated miss Kelly STAMPPPPPZ! 🙂😂
Kelly: posts a video Me: leaves everything im doing and starts watching
These videos are essential for my mental health 😭
When she caught herself before she yelled at the customer service rep😂🤣😂🤣😂....TOTALLY ME!
Armadillo
Always buy on a credit card, my card company reimbursed me when my package wasn't delivered lol ❤️ this story was great ✨armadillo✨
That's a good tip!
Same thing happened to me with ULTA. They never gave me refund and I lost $105 for something I couldn’t enjoy! Another package from ULTA got delivered at my neighbors door who came up 4 floors to tell me, my package is at their door!
I’ll never shop at ULTA again due to their shitty customer service and no care of their delivery.
The girl I was talking to on the phone had the same voice and tone like Kelly mentioned at 7:50 and I thought she is a blonde girl with fake tan from LA 😂
9:52 Armadillo!!! I’m a native NYer and this shit happens all the time. Ugh. Now I’m about to unpause for the conclusion. Still laughing at “BS Script”.😂😂
ARMADILLO!
My boyfriend mailed me something for my birthday sometime last year. He was really trying to make my birthday special for the simple fact he knew that I didn’t have great birthdays before. I literally looked through my Window every day waiting for the package. It’s been one year since and never got it. It had a couple perfumes and a lil cash. It was a long distance relationship. He used UPS. it took over a month for him to get back half of the value of the entire package.
That sucks :/
This is the exact same shit I dealt with when I ordered stuff from Walmart and they used Lasership to deliver. Both companies are ratchet.
yup! lasership NEVER brings the package to my house! they always take it to my neighbors or to god knows where. but it’s the company amazon ships prime with /:
Lasership is the worst!! I had a lost package for 2 months and it’s still not here
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The world is ending and your dress was stolen. 2020 has some explaining to do.
😂
That was the last straw!
I think I'm in love with this girls sense of humor
Armadillo. This happened to me and it sucked. It’s the worst feeling especially when the couriers blame you. 😩 I did all my RUclips research after that! Glad you got your dress back lol!