Rosetta Stoned near the end is great… “I shit the bed again” is funny in its own poetic way. Funny but not the laughing funny, you know? And I’ve seen only one video of the entire album. There’s a long ass delay in the album video between the song, not here.
@@CadenHall-w4l this is actually a joke song which is even more funny considering it’s probably one of the best songs THEY ever made, and best metals songs EVER made. and the fact they didn’t even think about it that much, putting previous riffs and licks they played live or just guitar, bass, drum or vocal noodles during rehearsals
Actually perfect transition is listening first "Faaip de Oiad" from lateralus then "lost keys" and " rosetta stoned" if you check the lyrics, you ll get what i mean.
Cant listen to rosetta stoned without lost keys it still gives me chills everytime i listen. Petfect set up to the epic mind bending tale of Rosetta Stoned
This is the peak of everything Tool has accomplished. Phenomenal musicianship, power, and tongue-in-cheek comedy, all rolled up into the best 15 minutes they ever did.
I love you so much for this! The transition is perfect and the sound quality is amazing. Rosetta Stoned is absolutely my most favorite song of all time and I simply cannot listen to it without Lost Keys.
i remember hitting a DMT vape trying to have a psychedelic break through. casual weekend plans right. doing the procedure necessary to have a breakthrough, fear inoculum came on, and my brother had left the room. i was alone. nothing but the audio of the beginning of the song. i felt everything shift, the chair in front of me was waving back and forth as if i had poked a water bed and watched the ripples compliment each other. as soon as i felt myself pull through my brother came back in the room and i snapped out of it. oh, to experience such a thing again.
Lyrics: Excuse me? Doctor? If you have a moment? A moment? What's the question? More of a situation, a gentleman in exam three What's the problem? That is the problem, we're not sure You got the chart? Right here Not much here is that? No doctor, no obvious physical trauma, mm, vitals are stable Name? No, sir Did someone drop him off? Maybe we could speak to them Let's get some background on this fella No ID, nothing, and he won't speak to anybody Well, let's say hello Good morning, I'm Dr. Lawson, how are you today? How are you today? Look son, you're in a safe place We wanna help in whatever way we can But you need to talk to us We can't help you otherwise What's happened? Tell me everything Rosetta Stoned transition: All righty then Picture this if you will 10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!" Then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin pants!!" So light in his way, like an apparition, he'd had me crying out... "Fuck me! It's gotta be The dead head Chemistry The blotter got right on top o' me Got me seeing E mutha fuckin T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school!! (You'd better listen) Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is so real Like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding cuz this shit never happens to me. Can't breathe right now. It was so real Like I woke up in Wonderland All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing cuz this shit never happens to me Can't breathe right now. You believe me don't you? Please believe what I've just said See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head See they took me by the hand And invited me right in Then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position Such a heavy burden now to be the one Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again Typical Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead. Sunkist and Sudafed Gyroscopes and infrared Won't help. I'm brain dead Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed Can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero Can't remember what they said Bob help me Can't remember what they said We don't know and we won't know God damn shit the bed
in all my time listening to tool, I never took the time to listen to lost keys, only cause I would only listen to the ones my brother played, and my god I wish I did,
Never let this iconic track disappear again, every mortal needs to connect with this to escape the mundaine Bullshit that is life as we know it , A rat race !
The only thing you can do it ain't gonna stop till it stops and then you wanna go again but it is not the best idea to drop more until you get head straight again and contemplate the experience, to many times in a short time and it takes the away from the whole point of it like watching a 3d movie on a black and white TV
even if i'll hopefully never take DMT this song will always remind me of the sheer amount of info to absorb from such a mind bending experience. Tool is fkn awesome
Bro the songs about a guy who looks at life like a rat race and tries to get out, only to go insane because he thinks he deserves to be special, to be above the rat race.
Then next thing you know, I'm of to GENIUS LYRICS to see what exactly Maynard is singing here. Reminded me of the time I did this with LZ's CAROUSELAMBRA. also, HOFMANN as in Tale spinner or the LSD guy.
I was off 7 grams of shrooms laying in bed fetal position little did I know I was being reborn. 10,000 days is a beautiful album highly recommend you trip off it.
@@malanaoi jumped in head first,i moved to where i am now as a born again Christian that didn't know anything about drugs but that they were evil and met my neighbor who tought me that I could trade pot for the other kids ADHD meds and then sell them to the older people and met a chick who didn't have cash but said that she had some mescaline but it was LSD, but my friend said it would be a good trade and that started my journey, and the funny thing is that the next week I found out that we could trip for free,i am in South West Florida and shrooms grow like crazy in the summer so you can imagine how much I was doing,it cracks me up when people talk about a heroic dose , getting older now and getting ready to eat about 28 grams with my son in law that should be enough for a good ride into the altered,im 54 now and still having fun with my brain
I guess, I moved back to my father's house and he didn't want me around because his new wife could not stand me and I was ignorant to drugs because i was living with my aunt and uncle who was a real Christian who thought everything was evil, she made me burn everything i had as a kid like my kiss cards and all my records so when I got back to my father's i just said fuck it i felt worthless and didn't care if I lived or died, I got in with a messed up crowd and that night probably saved my life, it showed me the joy in the mundane and that it didn't matter what anyone else thought i was part of the universe and part of the universe was in me and low and behold the very next week I found out that shrooms grow every summer in the pastures all around here in Florida we were eating grocery bags of them and tripping out on the thunder storms while the high started until we were in some other place where you no longer exist in any physical sense when you were peaking, that was 42 years ago and getting ready to eat about 28 grams with my son in law soon wanna spiral outta here for a while and he wants to try them and the best way is all the way
Question for the experts: was Lipan Conjuring meant to be included in this, playing prior to Lost Keys? I always start there when I want the full RS experience but never knew if it was meant to be that way
Walking into the offices with this playing and nobody yet told me to turner it up and let's make so money sharks ready to eat 2000 we hold after the first 60 •% of the yelled then split the baby we need to share wisely
I think that not likely album of tool is pneuma i was waiting so long to create the new album from year to year and year to year i think almost 8 or 9 years from 10000days so when they realised it i was bored.The peak of tool was aenema and lateralus
So its cane that vrought the kinef to Abeles back and yet a brothers bond still and will never die by my brothers hands but its the unspoken words and aaction that I kboqe tge teuth and brorher trust me when I tell you are dead to me no fucks given. On you both just knowe that when you die I am not coming to your funeral
![TOOL - Disposition, Reflection, Triad [REUPLOAD]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uciIne8Fgik/mqdefault.jpg)
perfect transition from Lost Keys to Rosetta Stoned! good shit!
Rosetta Stoned near the end is great… “I shit the bed again” is funny in its own poetic way. Funny but not the laughing funny, you know? And I’ve seen only one video of the entire album. There’s a long ass delay in the album video between the song, not here.
@@CadenHall-w4l this is actually a joke song which is even more funny considering it’s probably one of the best songs THEY ever made, and best metals songs EVER made. and the fact they didn’t even think about it that much, putting previous riffs and licks they played live or just guitar, bass, drum or vocal noodles during rehearsals
Actually perfect transition is listening first
"Faaip de Oiad" from lateralus then "lost keys" and " rosetta stoned" if you check the lyrics, you ll get what i mean.
I was just here listening and thinking about how we need more musical stories like this...
@@malanao i love that
FINALLY, A GOOD TRANSITION
it just blows up your soul
100% yes!
You won't know and you won't ever know
Good point
God damn, shit the bed
Point?
@morganlake41632 We don't know the point, and we won't know the point because he forgot his pen, so he wasn't able to write it down.
Yes this is need to be played more of these days
Cant listen to rosetta stoned without lost keys it still gives me chills everytime i listen. Petfect set up to the epic mind bending tale of Rosetta Stoned
You need the context and the "alrighty then. Picture this if you will....."
@jamierobertson3992 ikr...that transition blew me away the first time I heard it
“Tell me everything” 😂
This is the peak of everything Tool has accomplished. Phenomenal musicianship, power, and tongue-in-cheek comedy, all rolled up into the best 15 minutes they ever did.
Well said, sir. Will I ever be coming down? lol
@@brofist8696 "Can anyone tell me why y'all sound like Peanuts parents?" is the greatest lyric in the history of music.
This is peak Tool. Everything in two songs. You are correct
I love you so much for this! The transition is perfect and the sound quality is amazing. Rosetta Stoned is absolutely my most favorite song of all time and I simply cannot listen to it without Lost Keys.
i remember hitting a DMT vape trying to have a psychedelic break through. casual weekend plans right.
doing the procedure necessary to have a breakthrough, fear inoculum came on, and my brother had left the room. i was alone. nothing but the audio of the beginning of the song. i felt everything shift, the chair in front of me was waving back and forth as if i had poked a water bed and watched the ripples compliment each other. as soon as i felt myself pull through my brother came back in the room and i snapped out of it. oh, to experience such a thing again.
You will Experience it again my Friend, you will.
One of my top favs from tool
Time can not exist sometimes..
Lyrics:
Excuse me? Doctor? If you have a moment?
A moment? What's the question?
More of a situation, a gentleman in exam three
What's the problem?
That is the problem, we're not sure
You got the chart?
Right here
Not much here is that?
No doctor, no obvious physical trauma, mm, vitals are stable
Name?
No, sir
Did someone drop him off? Maybe we could speak to them
Let's get some background on this fella
No ID, nothing, and he won't speak to anybody
Well, let's say hello
Good morning, I'm Dr. Lawson, how are you today?
How are you today?
Look son, you're in a safe place
We wanna help in whatever way we can
But you need to talk to us
We can't help you otherwise
What's happened? Tell me everything
Rosetta Stoned transition:
All righty then
Picture this if you will
10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!"
Then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin pants!!"
So light in his way, like an apparition, he'd had me crying out...
"Fuck me!
It's gotta be
The dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got right on top o' me
Got me seeing E mutha fuckin T!"
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school!!
(You'd better listen)
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding cuz this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe right now.
It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing cuz this shit never happens to me
Can't breathe right now.
You believe me don't you?
Please believe what I've just said
See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead.
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help. I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
Can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me
Can't remember what they said
We don't know and we won't know
God damn shit the bed
You copy pasted that from the lyrics in desc
Nothing wrong just wanted to say I know
@@Oltiemal but theres no lyrics in the desc
@@n1codabosh878 from the desc of the original songs
I checked and it's exactly the same
Not an accusation I just think it's neat that I realised
@@Oltiemal ooh ok
in all my time listening to tool, I never took the time to listen to lost keys, only cause I would only listen to the ones my brother played, and my god I wish I did,
Never let this iconic track disappear again, every mortal needs to connect with this to escape the mundaine Bullshit that is life as we know it , A rat race !
Yes, this society is so dumb and narrow minded... they will never know how beautiful this song is
Just roll with it, best advice from a been there
The only thing you can do it ain't gonna stop till it stops and then you wanna go again but it is not the best idea to drop more until you get head straight again and contemplate the experience, to many times in a short time and it takes the away from the whole point of it like watching a 3d movie on a black and white TV
Went to the music bag of music and found this great tool of energy and light
this song live is INCREDIBLE
Pink Floyd-esk. But with an eerie middle eastern ambiance, and then all hell breaks loose.
"What's the problem?"
"That is the problem. We're not sure."
TEST FOR LSD
even if i'll hopefully never take DMT this song will always remind me of the sheer amount of info to absorb from such a mind bending experience. Tool is fkn awesome
sad that you won't try XD
Bro the songs about a guy who looks at life like a rat race and tries to get out, only to go insane because he thinks he deserves to be special, to be above the rat race.
I Love~!!!!
TOOL
👍👍👍
Sick transition man, could you do parabol+parabola next?
Absolutely not, spiral out buddy. 🤙
Tool has that on their channel.
@@malanaoloooool
Masterpiece!
Ate 9 grams last night. Couldn’t stop repeating the lyrics to this lmao
Gay
Then next thing you know, I'm of to GENIUS LYRICS to see what exactly Maynard is singing here. Reminded me of the time I did this with LZ's CAROUSELAMBRA. also, HOFMANN as in Tale spinner or the LSD guy.
Genius is rarely accurate. For TOOL lyrics check Toolshed. Heck Darklyrics is better than Genius.
keenan practices jiu jitsu, which is very cool as I took it up last year. I didnt' realize he was a wrestler in highschool as well, hell yeah!
"But I forgot my pen..."
SHIT THE BED AGAIN, TYPICAL.
This is just Lost Keys (Blame Hoffman) but with extra steps
I was off 7 grams of shrooms laying in bed fetal position little did I know I was being reborn. 10,000 days is a beautiful album highly recommend you trip off it.
it sounds like the song pauses than unpauses at 9:22. is that part of the song?
Aaah, probably a bug exporting in Audacity. Mb
Nope checked the file, it was probably RUclips compression
First time taking acid was 11 years old and they were white micro dots took 3 at one time, one of the best nights of my life
Starting early I see
@@malanaoi jumped in head first,i moved to where i am now as a born again Christian that didn't know anything about drugs but that they were evil and met my neighbor who tought me that I could trade pot for the other kids ADHD meds and then sell them to the older people and met a chick who didn't have cash but said that she had some mescaline but it was LSD, but my friend said it would be a good trade and that started my journey, and the funny thing is that the next week I found out that we could trip for free,i am in South West Florida and shrooms grow like crazy in the summer so you can imagine how much I was doing,it cracks me up when people talk about a heroic dose , getting older now and getting ready to eat about 28 grams with my son in law that should be enough for a good ride into the altered,im 54 now and still having fun with my brain
I guess, I moved back to my father's house and he didn't want me around because his new wife could not stand me and I was ignorant to drugs because i was living with my aunt and uncle who was a real Christian who thought everything was evil, she made me burn everything i had as a kid like my kiss cards and all my records so when I got back to my father's i just said fuck it i felt worthless and didn't care if I lived or died, I got in with a messed up crowd and that night probably saved my life, it showed me the joy in the mundane and that it didn't matter what anyone else thought i was part of the universe and part of the universe was in me and low and behold the very next week I found out that shrooms grow every summer in the pastures all around here in Florida we were eating grocery bags of them and tripping out on the thunder storms while the high started until we were in some other place where you no longer exist in any physical sense when you were peaking, that was 42 years ago and getting ready to eat about 28 grams with my son in law soon wanna spiral outta here for a while and he wants to try them and the best way is all the way
That's shocking.
@@davidbeddoe6670how so?
lookz like blotter, makez me want a hit...
Or two
@@dinadaughtry8993 Or 3
That transition is a fucking masterpiece
Question for the experts: was Lipan Conjuring meant to be included in this, playing prior to Lost Keys? I always start there when I want the full RS experience but never knew if it was meant to be that way
I think lipan conjuring should be added for the real FULL rosetta stoned
Was wondering this myself. I always start at Lipan Conjuring when I want the full experience, is it meant to be that way?
God Damn Shit the Bed!!!
Ugh, thank you. You get it!
Sunkist The lights are the colour of Sunkist Profound Realization from the bottom of a KHole
Orange Sumkist. Orange skies. Orange holes to the truth
Shouldn't this technically start with Lipan Conjuring, as I believe they are all thematically connected?
This song is about time travel and super Satan's amongst us hiding and protecting us like Jesus and Optimus prime
And they thought I had schizophrenia
This comment is precisely the sh!t I expected to see under a tool song lmao
Hope you had a good trip my dude
No it's not
Thank Primus for Optimus protecting us all
Plausible
Awesome, the guitar sounds a bit louder in ths
I did use an uncompressed .flac file so maybe that’s why
Don’t forget to bring a towel, i mean pen
Me, they chose me, and i didn’t graduate from fucking highschool
No one is ready the first time. If you are satisfied, stop. Otherwise explore🎉
RAD TUNE!🥇🎯🎰🏍
Alright then. Picture this if you will.
9:46
Hate it when that happens:/
It happens, we all shit the bed at times. Clean the shit up, and press on lol.
I do.I love your band.Honey.
I don't know why people wake people up for.I love this song.
Damn it hofman!
You lost the keys xD
AGAIN!l This mf'r.
Lost Keys
Keys to what?
@brofist8696 Which key do you want to play in? Do you prefer major scales or minor scales?
💚
those guys appearly got it all ... about espirituality.. about jesus, buda. and the other guys.. nice.
Walking into the offices with this playing and nobody yet told me to turner it up and let's make so money sharks ready to eat 2000 we hold after the first 60 •% of the yelled then split the baby we need to share wisely
I took a whole 4 way of orange sunshine in 1970. 4 way means it should be divided by 4 not
The intro has me imagining an intro to a new Far Cry video game scene.
Tool’s ultimate mind fuck.
Gotta have those orange slices
And fetal spooning
This is how they do it exactly live...
I wish I would have been in the moment more the shit they play on the screens during this one is wild 👽
I was buggin out sober 😂
Damnit Steve 😂
Definite timeline jump 🐇🕳️
❤🌎✌️
Hi Jim
Tool is NOT a Band... Tool is a spiritual Tool
Eccezionale
I think that not likely album of tool is pneuma i was waiting so long to create the new album from year to year and year to year i think almost 8 or 9 years from 10000days so when they realised it i was bored.The peak of tool was aenema and lateralus
So its cane that vrought the kinef to Abeles back and yet a brothers bond still and will never die by my brothers hands but its the unspoken words and aaction that I kboqe tge teuth and brorher trust me when I tell you are dead to me no fucks given. On you both just knowe that when you die I am not coming to your funeral
Roger
tool
👽
12:25
the perfect drug ....heroin for my soul!
I'm a banana 🍌
but are you a flaming stealth one?
data corrupted
Blame 73gate timber rights b.m.w. f o.b..
what
what kind of drugs birthed this comment????
@@MrTHCa-420yes
you think man likes the song
Pay up Disney
Drukqz.
🤦
All ai bots
The most overratted band in existence. By the time 10k days came out their genre was already long dead it was funny