[ASMR] Put your finger very deeply into your silicon ear and massage it (subtitles, eardrum)

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  • @ASMR_ALICE
    @ASMR_ALICE  4 года назад +3690

    字幕見たい方は字幕ONして下さい🌙
    設定が未だよくわからないので、消すかもしれません💦
    If you want to see subtitles, please turn on subtitles.
    I don't know the settings yet, so I might erase it.

  • @Zoeeeee9
    @Zoeeeee9 4 года назад +5172

    Everyone: Talking about how wrong this whole video looks
    me: *Watching the subtitles*
    Subtitles : The UFO Catcher and arm in the Shibuya are generally weak

    • @antonia1156
      @antonia1156 4 года назад +137

      i was looking for this comment

    • @Zoeeeee9
      @Zoeeeee9 4 года назад +15

      @@antonia1156 Why?

    • @doggydog4941
      @doggydog4941 4 года назад +63

      @Antonia just wanted to check if anyone else was reading subtitles

    • @miaplayssims
      @miaplayssims 4 года назад +26

      There telling us something 😂

    • @michselbstangepisst8533
      @michselbstangepisst8533 4 года назад +6

      Ikr?

  • @FeralJesters
    @FeralJesters 4 года назад +15398

    I am uncomfortable with the energy we created in the studio today

  • @seraph7216
    @seraph7216 4 года назад +3457

    Y'all shouldn't be complainin'. There was lube, there was protection, there was prep and everything.

  • @lvecelestial
    @lvecelestial 3 года назад +3721

    *Those ears be getting more action in 17 minutes than i would in my entire life.*

  • @kimithaxcool
    @kimithaxcool 4 года назад +13001

    i feel like i shouldn't been watching this

  • @akeria5673
    @akeria5673 4 года назад +3691

    YALL ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW WRONG THIS SEEMS BUT THE ENGLISH SUBS ARE SO HILARIOUS HDHDHDJDBBFF

    • @tkzzhgetxocageliamod120
      @tkzzhgetxocageliamod120 4 года назад +22

      Russian too...

    • @c_jade
      @c_jade 4 года назад +13

      I KNOW OH MY GOD

    • @corinnagrawe6987
      @corinnagrawe6987 4 года назад +12

      German is hella funny😂

    • @1022_
      @1022_ 4 года назад +6

      THE CHINESE SUB ARE ALSO FUNNY SHDHDJBXSJXBXJXBXJX

    • @几乇is
      @几乇is 4 года назад +10

      Idk about y’all but my subtitles aren’t working lol
      👁👄👁👌🏽
      💧.... oop nvm they work

  • @cake-ie7uh
    @cake-ie7uh 4 года назад +1729

    I never thought I'd ever have my ear fingered.

    • @aestheticidiot3742
      @aestheticidiot3742 4 года назад +100

      DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT-

    • @cake-ie7uh
      @cake-ie7uh 4 года назад +17

      @@heytakeiteasebro6225 yo I love your username

    • @whiteboi8166
      @whiteboi8166 4 года назад +4

      I did

    • @cake-ie7uh
      @cake-ie7uh 4 года назад +6

      @@heytakeiteasebro6225 np man

    • @BNZ000
      @BNZ000 4 года назад +1

      Me neither

  • @-Russian-
    @-Russian- 3 года назад +2343

    This is the kind of asmr that gives you tingles in the wrong area

  • @raerae9859
    @raerae9859 4 года назад +2487

    I’m not sure whether to delete this from my RUclips history or not..

  • @kittenpaw9112
    @kittenpaw9112 4 года назад +3119

    This would be an awkward conversation if you get caught watching this.

    • @toesarenice8470
      @toesarenice8470 4 года назад +79

      Yes yes it was

    • @aact2463
      @aact2463 3 года назад +28

      👁💧👄💧👁

    • @juditmatinggang994
      @juditmatinggang994 3 года назад +54

      i caught my brother watching this lmaoo

    • @useruew3u818
      @useruew3u818 3 года назад +30

      @@juditmatinggang994 then u watch it together and get ear defloration?

    • @kaelyndemeo983
      @kaelyndemeo983 3 года назад +36

      @@useruew3u818 stop it🙄that’s her brother
      Starts playing sweet home Alabama

  • @nickshaw5406
    @nickshaw5406 4 года назад +9332

    Mom: what are you watching?
    Me: *eats phone*

    • @allibelle
      @allibelle 4 года назад +197

      This would be me if my brother or dad were to walk in my room rn

    • @liionhair
      @liionhair 4 года назад +110

      I’m watching this beside my mom tho-

    • @Ravenleewixx.
      @Ravenleewixx. 4 года назад +27

      @@liionhair same!

    • @beeszyv4068
      @beeszyv4068 4 года назад +130

      LMAOOO MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO FUCKED

    • @ash-bq5ro
      @ash-bq5ro 4 года назад +8

      :o i ur 1k person to like ur comment im not cool... :c

  • @peach4340
    @peach4340 3 года назад +4143

    The video:😩😫🥵😏
    The subtitles:🍭🍬💖🥰✨

    • @Flower-77777
      @Flower-77777 3 года назад +14

      😅😂

    • @sushirolll8257
      @sushirolll8257 3 года назад +39

      opposition way around my dude lmaooo

    • @male8792
      @male8792 3 года назад +8

      No.

    • @jamm7313
      @jamm7313 3 года назад +127

      Nah its more like:
      The video:👂👍👆
      The viewers:😳😩🔥🥵🤤😏
      The subtitles:😊✨🌸🌼🌷🌈

    • @R3dstonelamp
      @R3dstonelamp 3 года назад +11

      @@jamm7313 yesss

  • @xoxobearfoodxoxo
    @xoxobearfoodxoxo 4 года назад +1576

    *There was protection used*
    *which means*
    *no*
    *STDs were transmitted during the making of this video*
    *thank you and ✨good night✨*

  • @Mesham18
    @Mesham18 4 года назад +3837

    Ik I’m not da only one who went straight to da comments jus to see if everybody was thinking what I was thinking💯🤝😂

  • @callmekorey
    @callmekorey 4 года назад +3884

    I’m so uncomfortable but I can’t look away...

  • @miyaaa.2129
    @miyaaa.2129 3 года назад +3295

    can we just take a moment to realize how uncomfortable our fbi agent must be.

    • @se0kpvjs
      @se0kpvjs 3 года назад +138

      They just like: 😃😪

    • @GIVEMEHANDLE
      @GIVEMEHANDLE 3 года назад +114

      Sorry mr/ms/mx fbi agent

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 года назад +130

      “I don’t understand, Harold. my person has all the anime they could want, but they’re watching ears.”

    • @flooflewoof2908
      @flooflewoof2908 3 года назад +54

      My FBI agent is *very* scared cause I often search up this video but I search up wayyyy worse daily.
      Things like yaoi, Tentacle Locker, etc

    • @se0kpvjs
      @se0kpvjs 3 года назад +21

      @@flooflewoof2908 👁👁

  • @venomous4468
    @venomous4468 4 года назад +2037

    no one:
    me when i have a itch in my ear:

  • @happypie_08
    @happypie_08 4 года назад +20316

    welp. At least there was protection.

  • @nluvv
    @nluvv 4 года назад +29045

    I don’t think my ears are virgins anymore...

    • @joshm8118
      @joshm8118 4 года назад +319

      XxFnaf FanxX chill bro

    • @ghstices
      @ghstices 4 года назад +223

      HAHAHAJAJAHA

    • @Amai.
      @Amai. 4 года назад +90

      XxFnaf FanxX wtf

    • @melon4804
      @melon4804 4 года назад +85

      XxFnaf FanxX you’re weird bro

    • @baridulebedum8367
      @baridulebedum8367 4 года назад +60

      @@S3bast1an-m5w LMAO I was like woah-

  • @allysonbelen6161
    @allysonbelen6161 3 года назад +2441

    " i'm getting ripped tonight r.i.p that eardrums yeah"🎵🎶

  • @addictivve
    @addictivve 3 года назад +4733

    Can we just take a moment to realise how much this would HURT in real life?

    • @res6696
      @res6696 3 года назад +299

      I tried it, doesnt hurt at all, feels good actually

    • @honeysenpai1304
      @honeysenpai1304 3 года назад +31

      Lol

    • @liquidphilosopher1816
      @liquidphilosopher1816 3 года назад +458

      @@res6696
      You must have picked out pieces of your brain through your ears

    • @jakehandley3366
      @jakehandley3366 3 года назад +201

      That’s what everyone says the first time

    • @res6696
      @res6696 3 года назад +50

      @@liquidphilosopher1816 lmao

  • @Fran-ci9tg
    @Fran-ci9tg 4 года назад +3400

    2.8 million people: INTERESTING

    • @sabrina3938
      @sabrina3938 4 года назад +19

      im sorry to be that person but you have 69 likes

    • @Fran-ci9tg
      @Fran-ci9tg 4 года назад +5

      Soo whut?

    • @annasanchez587
      @annasanchez587 3 года назад +11

      Now it’s at 2.4 million 💀 😂

    • @JammerFazbear
      @JammerFazbear 3 года назад +6

      And you 🤭✌️

    • @Fran-ci9tg
      @Fran-ci9tg 3 года назад +2

      @@JammerFazbear yeEh

  • @Jazzkenneally
    @Jazzkenneally 4 года назад +1813

    “Just tell me if it hurts”
    *aggressively fingers ears*

  • @_Naro_-ex6dg
    @_Naro_-ex6dg 3 года назад +659

    I prefer telling my mom I killed someone, than telling her I watched this 🛐

  • @xoeee
    @xoeee 4 года назад +819

    i got this in my recommended. not scared. just worried.

  • @KH12foreve
    @KH12foreve 4 года назад +700

    Nobody:
    Subtitles: the eardrum was probably torn, but I haven't noticed it, so I'll continue.

  • @まさきさくら
    @まさきさくら 4 года назад +1262

    The fact that nobody is talking about the the translation captions for English

    • @mandarineuijoo
      @mandarineuijoo 4 года назад +55

      exactlyyy the ones in the very first seconds of the video highkey scared mee

    • @paolacastaneda8421
      @paolacastaneda8421 4 года назад +18

      The spanish ones are pretty weird too lmao

    • @GalianMode
      @GalianMode 4 года назад +41

      I've probably torn your eardrum, but I haven't noticed... So I'm gonna KEEP GOING up to the second finger joint!

    • @Oogumboogum7
      @Oogumboogum7 4 года назад +30

      Paola Castañeda “ if I see somebody I like, I will shoot again”

    • @darbo1701
      @darbo1701 4 года назад +11

      If I see somebody I like, I will shoot again

  • @shrew_3132
    @shrew_3132 3 года назад +2575

    "please, tell me if it hurts."
    👁️👄👁️

  • @ariannavan3604
    @ariannavan3604 4 года назад +2397

    Nobody:
    The silicon ears after the video: 👁💧👄💧👁

  • @RosaliDraws
    @RosaliDraws 4 года назад +5306

    *Dirty Mind has entered the chat*

  • @amanda-yv7bu
    @amanda-yv7bu 4 года назад +5023

    everyone here needs a cleaning too, but with their minds

  • @CCMochi05
    @CCMochi05 3 года назад +769

    Eyes:"CALM DOWN THEY'RE JUST EARS"
    Ears:"...No they're not"

  • @zombi4763
    @zombi4763 4 года назад +798

    I lost it when she put 2 fingers in.

  • @jungrae-neul1438
    @jungrae-neul1438 4 года назад +734

    Why do I feel like I need too remove this from my watch history

    • @andyamador471
      @andyamador471 4 года назад +18

      because you probably do 😂

    • @dangodangoytb
      @dangodangoytb 4 года назад +2

      Maybe because you should 😭

    • @starspeculation
      @starspeculation 4 года назад +7

      No. You will wake up one night in a cold sweat a year from now, desperately trying to find this video to make sure you didn't imagine it!

    • @knive5102
      @knive5102 4 года назад

      😂

    • @maisie2730
      @maisie2730 4 года назад +3

      The FBI already know now, there's no point.

  • @mashi_tato8042
    @mashi_tato8042 4 года назад +1610

    So that’s why your nails are so short
    *do you listen to girlinred*

    • @LivWilko
      @LivWilko 4 года назад +22

      Mashi_tato LMAO

    • @reallywoodenspoon1
      @reallywoodenspoon1 4 года назад +75

      I READ THAT AS GIR LIN RED

    • @oldacc1389
      @oldacc1389 4 года назад +99

      I SWEAR I THOUGHT THAT SAID GARLIC BREAD

    • @mickayla4684
      @mickayla4684 4 года назад +53

      •{lgbt} {Safe place}• MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY SENT ME A PICTURE OF LIN MANUELS FACE OVER A PICTURE OF HER AND SAID “Look! It’s gir Lin red!” OMFJFJDJDS

    • @NAZGULLAK
      @NAZGULLAK 4 года назад +6

      @@mickayla4684 sure.

  • @panicut4536
    @panicut4536 3 года назад +552

    my body: 💤💤💤
    my ears: a-aaah awn yes

  • @emptyflowerpot
    @emptyflowerpot 4 года назад +3249

    The whole comment section is ✨Gen Z✨

  • @elibarz5780
    @elibarz5780 4 года назад +1701

    Imagine if someone did this to your actual ears..... ouch

  • @maybenoxa
    @maybenoxa 3 года назад +2013

    Virginity: gone
    Mental stability: damaged
    Will to live: zero
    Confusion: high

    • @matetGLO
      @matetGLO 3 года назад +96

      Hotel : Trivago

    • @myh3755
      @myh3755 3 года назад +4

      Ie família

    • @2centsbear638
      @2centsbear638 3 года назад +8

      R u okay?

    • @maybenoxa
      @maybenoxa 3 года назад +4

      @@2centsbear638 no I am most definitely not.

    • @allibug8417
      @allibug8417 3 года назад

      @@matetGLO lmao 😂😂😂😂

  • @screamindog8772
    @screamindog8772 3 года назад +563

    Imagine you accidentally connected this to play on the family TV

    • @blueberry_biohazard_pancak67
      @blueberry_biohazard_pancak67 3 года назад +46

      One time I was watching hentai on RUclips and connected it to the living room tv screen luckily my aunt who was living with us at the time was smoking outside or ……

    • @adamsf15
      @adamsf15 3 года назад +28

      @@blueberry_biohazard_pancak67 dang caught in 4k 📸

    • @blueberry_biohazard_pancak67
      @blueberry_biohazard_pancak67 3 года назад +4

      @@adamsf15 ;-;

    • @blueberry_biohazard_pancak67
      @blueberry_biohazard_pancak67 3 года назад +4

      @¿•Lian - Dry •¿ 🤫

    • @mishti3073
      @mishti3073 2 года назад +2

      Damn this will look so wrong to them😭🤚🏼
      But I just wanted to sleep-

  • @unlimited_breadsticks
    @unlimited_breadsticks 4 года назад +1178

    Nobody:
    Not even my non-holy ears:
    Her: *causally touches my brain*

  • @nagitokomaeda2922
    @nagitokomaeda2922 4 года назад +1601

    nobody:
    absolutely no one:
    not even Elon Musk:
    The subtitles: oh yeah its sO close

    • @jazzysbeautyboutiqe483
      @jazzysbeautyboutiqe483 4 года назад +20

      Steal his Tesla then I floor it this ain’t a race tony Lopez caught a case

    • @ylinaleila6822
      @ylinaleila6822 4 года назад +7

      @@jazzysbeautyboutiqe483 Nessa Sharted all up on Josh's face

    • @norahs23
      @norahs23 4 года назад +7

      @@ylinaleila6822 pretty bitch itty bitty tiny waist

    • @aug8956
      @aug8956 4 года назад +9

      *[Music]*

    • @sunflowerasmr8687
      @sunflowerasmr8687 4 года назад +8

      @@norahs23 don't want no smoke but charli had that vape😜

  • @HarryluvsJesus
    @HarryluvsJesus 3 года назад +1904

    Our ears are literally getting railed right now

  • @Karhel2903
    @Karhel2903 3 года назад +277

    Me: *Chilling and Vibing*
    My ears: AH- AAAAAH~~~ >///○///

    • @aniadiug447
      @aniadiug447 3 года назад +18

      LMAO WHAT

    • @phucbich7581
      @phucbich7581 3 года назад +10

      Fr- DJSKSJSJSK

    • @lazyasfuck0525
      @lazyasfuck0525 3 года назад +8

      oh no Lmfao

    • @aziza4654
      @aziza4654 3 года назад +9

      YAMETE KUDASAI 😩😩😩

    • @Karhel2903
      @Karhel2903 3 года назад +4

      @@aziza4654
      .....nani?....
      Ik yamete is like "stop" I *think*

  • @bandittheyeetgod3829
    @bandittheyeetgod3829 4 года назад +3035

    Parents: *other side of door* bandit what are you doing?
    Me: uhh d-drugs

  • @kyleek3207
    @kyleek3207 4 года назад +1343

    Nobody:
    Subtitles: If there's people that i like ✨i will shoot✨

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 4 года назад +22

      LMFAOOAFKJDMNZ

    • @violet2002
      @violet2002 4 года назад +32

      Yeah what was up with the subtitles

    • @mrmistyeye9288
      @mrmistyeye9288 4 года назад +3

      Says exactly the same in spanish
      I’m confused

    • @vanessa-ce2hl
      @vanessa-ce2hl 4 года назад +2

      i made ur comment get to 1k likes!

    • @autvmnn.
      @autvmnn. 4 года назад

      @@violet2002 google translate is odd

  • @sweetk-girl7237
    @sweetk-girl7237 4 года назад +2783

    Mom: looks through search history
    Me: *i- I can explain*

    • @winter.lawliet
      @winter.lawliet 3 года назад +22

      I know that this is strange but I'm answering your comment 'cause your profile photo it's a Ateez Logo, I'm Atiny too, we can be friends?😳❤

    • @israelp
      @israelp 3 года назад +6

      @@winter.lawliet we can 💕

    • @winter.lawliet
      @winter.lawliet 3 года назад +3

      @@israelp Hellooo, are you Atiny Too??

    • @israelp
      @israelp 3 года назад +2

      @@winter.lawliet my friend introduced me to them, and i still need to know more about. I'm loving the songs, especially the ones from the last album

    • @user-pf4ph9os2d
      @user-pf4ph9os2d 3 года назад +2

      uh

  • @앤드류-e4o
    @앤드류-e4o 3 года назад +304

    THIS WOMAN JUST STRAIGHT UP PUT A WHOLE ASS FINGER TO ME EARS
    Edit: didn’t know that this would blow up ig

  • @anyahmarrero5795
    @anyahmarrero5795 4 года назад +2388

    This person knew what they were doing 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😭😭

    • @Milkqz
      @Milkqz 4 года назад +70

      Anyah Marrero what those hands do thooo! 😭👀

    • @gbrll-sq2kh
      @gbrll-sq2kh 4 года назад +109

      Now if only mans knew what he was doing 😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @carmabeattie2118
      @carmabeattie2118 4 года назад +19

      DEADASS LMFAOO

    • @cokolada6039
      @cokolada6039 4 года назад +19

      @@gbrll-sq2kh isn't this person she??

    • @gbrll-sq2kh
      @gbrll-sq2kh 4 года назад +22

      @@cokolada6039 oops typo I meant my mans. I mean like my boyfriend.

  • @mattsmitty77
    @mattsmitty77 4 года назад +2861

    No one:
    Everyone in the chat talking about how wrong this looks

    • @mickeywarner9270
      @mickeywarner9270 4 года назад +18

      ITS SO- UGH UMMM- 🤦‍♀️

    • @kingalien8630
      @kingalien8630 4 года назад +6

      💀 e-yikes

    • @charlottehi5278
      @charlottehi5278 4 года назад +6

      i feel like i shouldn't be watching this😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭

    • @amara7163
      @amara7163 4 года назад +2

      In the beginning i was like wow you guys are just dirty , then she started do in extra stuff and i was like, ok now i see

    • @arui8054
      @arui8054 4 года назад

      RIGHTTT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PKW1_-
    @PKW1_- 4 года назад +3646

    *Deaf people: 🎶👯👯‍♀️🎶*

  • @marshdope7036
    @marshdope7036 2 года назад +49

    Thanks for scratching my brain Alice! It's been itching lately

  • @Irgend1user
    @Irgend1user 4 года назад +1208

    Me: _Watching this Video_
    _Also Me after the Video_ : *Delets from History*

    • @vkookbtsa.r.m.y9348
      @vkookbtsa.r.m.y9348 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @saraia4345
      @saraia4345 4 года назад +17

      Unicorn Girl yes you are. But if you want to know, it looks like she’s fingering.. never mind

    • @delicatebambi
      @delicatebambi 4 года назад +8

      i am so glad that i’m not the only one. also, sangwoo;; bring me food ive been in the basement for way to long.

    • @mudeiparaumapipocakawai9823
      @mudeiparaumapipocakawai9823 4 года назад +1

      Kkk yes

    • @bokutozz-5317
      @bokutozz-5317 4 года назад +8

      *I live in a world where I do not delete my history off the family computer*

  • @kaiotic4910
    @kaiotic4910 4 года назад +766

    the second this video ended i got an ad that started with:
    “yeast infection?”
    can’t breathe 💔

  • @BoruwaSranie
    @BoruwaSranie 4 года назад +1935

    RUclips: "put your finger deep inside the silicone ear asmr"
    Me: yeah sure *clicks*

    • @londonarnett1247
      @londonarnett1247 4 года назад +10

      Literally me 5 min ago

    • @iGrowTulips
      @iGrowTulips 4 года назад +4

      I just liked the comment and now le number is: 666
      I’m cursed :>

    • @daddyplussophia4683
      @daddyplussophia4683 4 года назад +2

      Smol Bun yeahhhh we did not learn *at all* From curiosity killed the cat

    • @madisonberry1946
      @madisonberry1946 4 года назад +2

      Smol Bun 😏

    • @BoruwaSranie
      @BoruwaSranie 4 года назад +3

      @@madisonberry1946 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @iloverobertpattinson1
    @iloverobertpattinson1 3 года назад +33

    “Dude, how do you feel?”
    Alice: *like making all my videos with silicone ears*

  • @opeythetherian5575
    @opeythetherian5575 4 года назад +1738

    My friend: Are you virgin?
    Me: Ye, but I think my ears aren't😳
    EDIT: THANK YOU FOR SO MANY LIKES! ❤️

  • @ellieburns3469
    @ellieburns3469 4 года назад +679

    i’ve never concentrated this much for 17 minutes straight

    • @yourbestatheist
      @yourbestatheist 4 года назад +2

      😂😂🤣🤣🙃

    • @anjeanette7305
      @anjeanette7305 4 года назад +3

      I'm sorry this is oot but- your pfp tho 👀❤

    • @ellieburns3469
      @ellieburns3469 4 года назад +2

      @@anjeanette7305 it’s beomgyu from txt!

    • @anjeanette7305
      @anjeanette7305 4 года назад +2

      @@ellieburns3469 hehe i know, i'm a moa, i just admired gyu's beauty right there 😊

    • @soph000
      @soph000 2 года назад

      Hilarious!!

  • @Strive_13
    @Strive_13 4 года назад +6466

    Didn’t think this is how I would lose my virginity but here we are

  • @BrunoJose-py1jl
    @BrunoJose-py1jl 3 года назад +38

    perdi 99,99% da minha inocência nesse vídeo😳

  • @TS-om6di
    @TS-om6di 4 года назад +2640

    Nobody:
    The ears after this video: “I TriEd To ScReAm”🧿👄🧿

    • @jasperbradford8435
      @jasperbradford8435 4 года назад +252

      but my ears were being violated
      🧿💧👄💧🧿

    • @giulian35
      @giulian35 4 года назад +58

      But my head was🤯😤😭🤣🤣😂

    • @daegulonglegs3816
      @daegulonglegs3816 4 года назад +164

      🧿💧👄💧🧿 but my ears were being ✨fingered✨

    • @St2nkyF1shy
      @St2nkyF1shy 4 года назад +40

      @@daegulonglegs3816
      *drip sound*

    • @kamaurya
      @kamaurya 4 года назад +45

      @@St2nkyF1shy they called me weak 😤😔🥺😕

  • @sreeja7337
    @sreeja7337 4 года назад +5377

    I don’t care how dirty this seems. But this is honestly the best ASMR ever.

    • @Haveyoueverheardofthe
      @Haveyoueverheardofthe 4 года назад +161

      😐 I just saw some fingers
      I want pizza 🦦

    • @faithstewart4096
      @faithstewart4096 4 года назад +22

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yomama3665
      @yomama3665 4 года назад +17

      james28 Something random omg sameeee

    • @jadaeaglebull6830
      @jadaeaglebull6830 4 года назад +25

      lmao i read the caption and i was like hol up🥴😳

    • @hyrone
      @hyrone 4 года назад +10

      It's up there for sure

  • @dodontbetuwontuwontnoballs6960
    @dodontbetuwontuwontnoballs6960 4 года назад +2132

    The definition of “earrape”

  • @luvesther
    @luvesther 4 года назад +2774

    Her: *Puts finger in ear*
    “please tell me if it hurts.”
    Me: *Im sorry but.. apparently my ears aren’t virgins anymore.*

    • @ru_vik
      @ru_vik 3 года назад +3

      @@N0xx_vin uff, got no response?
      But hi female Deku^^

    • @idkwhoiam8374
      @idkwhoiam8374 3 года назад +10

      mine weren’t virgins before the video :)

    • @luvesther
      @luvesther 3 года назад +5

      @@idkwhoiam8374 o-oh- *I wonder how ;)*

    • @maethornton9596
      @maethornton9596 3 года назад +4

      Don't worry the finger be wearing a condom doe LOLZ

    • @luvesther
      @luvesther 3 года назад +4

      @@maethornton9596 *oh my go- don’t give the finger any other ideas*

  • @lanifox8250
    @lanifox8250 4 года назад +771

    Guys stop commenting my fingers are getting tired of liking them🙄

  • @eataweenier
    @eataweenier 3 года назад +2548

    Her: *puts on oil*
    The subtitles: "pota..pota...pota..pota...potato"

  • @magicalprincesspreminger
    @magicalprincesspreminger 3 года назад +116

    Me scratching the inside of my ears with a q-tip for 30 minutes:

  • @TheFlareGuy
    @TheFlareGuy 4 года назад +1100

    the hand goes into ear:
    subtitles: [MuSiC]

  • @arisyaaziz25
    @arisyaaziz25 4 года назад +484

    now this is what you call
    ...𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔰𝔪

  • @cosminadj3085
    @cosminadj3085 4 года назад +597

    Mom: What are you watching?
    Me: It's complicated...

  • @ichi2no
    @ichi2no 3 года назад +17

    お酒飲んでふわふわしてるときに聞いたら脳をかき混ぜられてるみたいで最高でした

  • @friendlyneighborhoodjesusf4853
    @friendlyneighborhoodjesusf4853 4 года назад +2469

    you’d make a lot of money putting this on only fans lmao

    • @alittlebitjelly
      @alittlebitjelly 4 года назад +21

      KJDISJSISJISHDIWJS

    • @Tanya1992
      @Tanya1992 4 года назад +61

      Ear fetishes...

    • @Tanya1992
      @Tanya1992 4 года назад +8

      @@toastytae what is? ear fetishes or onlyfans?

    • @Tanya1992
      @Tanya1992 4 года назад +8

      @@slovkn yea lol or is very sheltered 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fuzzibees
      @Fuzzibees 4 года назад +2

      this is probably the release of it a year after it was posted on only fans. or (the tamer version.....)

  • @Swayinglove
    @Swayinglove 3 года назад +4603

    Are u a virgin?
    My body: yes
    My ears HELL NO

  • @genocidalyoukai7890
    @genocidalyoukai7890 4 года назад +2154

    “I’ve finished pulling”
    “Slowly at first”
    “Please tell me if it hurts”
    Bruuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
    Edit: Why the hell does my wet fart of a comment have over 2.1K likes? What’s wrong with you people?

    • @GabyXxx-pz8cb
      @GabyXxx-pz8cb 4 года назад +18

      💀

    • @reallywoodenspoon1
      @reallywoodenspoon1 4 года назад +64

      Don’t forget “now, let’s take it out” at 2:49

    • @kawaiipoponn
      @kawaiipoponn 4 года назад +44

      @@reallywoodenspoon1 dont forget 'this is the first time that the customer has reached this point 😳

    • @kawaiipoponn
      @kawaiipoponn 4 года назад +14

      2:23

    • @ArsenicCatnep
      @ArsenicCatnep 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like someone would say doing se- I’m sorry lol

  • @mari-il8tt
    @mari-il8tt 3 года назад +11

    best parts
    1:40
    1:02
    3:24
    7:41
    8:56
    13:23
    15:38
    17:07

  • @ikilleru3899
    @ikilleru3899 4 года назад +1953

    Neflix:are you still watching
    Someone's daughter:

  • @Y133W1
    @Y133W1 4 года назад +4491

    *pov* : you're looking through the comments to see if other people think what you think.
    Edit: OKAY WHY IS MY COMMENT GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAT I DO IRL!?!? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING LMFAOOOO!!!

  • @thedountman8998
    @thedountman8998 4 года назад +1814

    When she put two fingers in..I-

  • @ここあ-f9f
    @ここあ-f9f 3 года назад +30

    1:24 開いて突っ込むの好き

  • @smokeythebear4598
    @smokeythebear4598 4 года назад +2396

    Pay attention boys let’s learn some techniques

  • @svtolcgy
    @svtolcgy 4 года назад +420

    This is the only video on her channel that the comment section is mostly people speaking English

    • @tobythethird5694
      @tobythethird5694 4 года назад +11

      Is that some sort of personal attack

    • @sqop4329
      @sqop4329 4 года назад +2

      Ah bon..

    • @throbbingshaft
      @throbbingshaft 4 года назад +2

      CYKA

    • @justinew3377
      @justinew3377 4 года назад +1

      @@sqop4329 tu es français.e ? Si oui, enfin un français qui regarde les mêmes vidéos 😂 je me sentais seule

    • @sqop4329
      @sqop4329 4 года назад +1

      Justine W Oui! mdrr 😂

  • @sourbanna
    @sourbanna 4 года назад +527

    I’m not the only one that started laughing at the beginning when she was putting on the oil and the caption said “Porto...photo...poto...poto..potato”

  • @veggies2389
    @veggies2389 3 года назад +45

    1:00 i got tingles i love the silicone things with the mics i wish that where me getting an ear massage! :)

  • @haleyybabyy392
    @haleyybabyy392 4 года назад +1533

    No one:
    Not even the 7 years olds?
    Me when there’s water in my ear in the shower:

    • @ilikespace420
      @ilikespace420 4 года назад +51

      ✨W H E E Z E✨

    • @insomnia888
      @insomnia888 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @lust6458
      @lust6458 4 года назад +49

      You finger your ears in the shower when water gets in them☠️☠️

    • @leilazabehpoor359
      @leilazabehpoor359 4 года назад +6

      Lust 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cup.862
      @cup.862 4 года назад +1

      😂

  • @angienguyen1982
    @angienguyen1982 4 года назад +919

    “rubs on ears”
    caption: “music” “applaud”
    me: 👁👄👁

    • @jumpinthecadillac3799
      @jumpinthecadillac3799 4 года назад +12

      I was just gonna comment this Istg 💀

    • @Shawyjr
      @Shawyjr 3 года назад

      @itz Luck I mean do u have captions on

    • @SmokeyRedd
      @SmokeyRedd 3 года назад +1

      @Amrita Ragoonath 2:15 - 2:21

    • @brunaraposo8072
      @brunaraposo8072 3 года назад

      @@SmokeyRedd they say beyond the limit

    • @jasmineburch5354
      @jasmineburch5354 3 года назад

      How do you turn on subtitles on an iPhone?

  • @unidunit1538
    @unidunit1538 3 года назад +60

    Eu ainda tinha 2% de inocência até assistir esse vídeo, EU AINDA TINHA SALVAÇÃO;-;

  • @MangoBangoz
    @MangoBangoz 4 года назад +754

    Damn yuh took”eargasm” to a whole new level 👁👄👁🤚🏽

    • @autvmnn.
      @autvmnn. 4 года назад +7

      HSHGAHSJDU3

    • @lilyisinretrograde
      @lilyisinretrograde 4 года назад +2

      Kermit Frog boii AHAAAAAA

    • @knive5102
      @knive5102 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahahahahaha omg😂

    • @alanasantos562
      @alanasantos562 3 года назад +5

      Mdss, Ksksk é cada comentário q me aparece😆🤡👌🏻🇧🇷

    • @nicoly6921
      @nicoly6921 3 года назад +4

      @@alanasantos562 pse kkkkk achei um brasileiro finalmente

  • @yolk8468
    @yolk8468 4 года назад +428

    Comments section: **kinky**
    Me: just peacefully reading it while on online class

    • @kinbossay66n59
      @kinbossay66n59 4 года назад +1

      My ears 👂 are virgins

    • @jelly1194
      @jelly1194 4 года назад

      omg no don’t watch this while also thinking abt your teachersss 😭😭😭😭

  • @vampire7446
    @vampire7446 4 года назад +1757

    since i’m dirty minded here’s a note for myself
    get the bible and tell me the verses

    • @cherrypie5336
      @cherrypie5336 4 года назад +24

      I see ur comments everywhere on TikTok 😔🔫

    • @sadderkid605
      @sadderkid605 4 года назад +10

      I- YALL HAVE DIRTY MINDS thefuq *oh s I do but not here*

    • @blogtime5476
      @blogtime5476 4 года назад +4

      Dorime 👀👀

    • @444ellee
      @444ellee 4 года назад +4

      Idk what she was thinking but i know i wanna see her bust that Bible open read the verses to me back bust that bible open 🙃

    • @profpxnk7839
      @profpxnk7839 4 года назад +4

      may these holy hands compel you

  • @jaykay030
    @jaykay030 3 года назад +31

    The captions tho- my German ass be enjoying the extra spice Google translate is giving us. Feels like a stroke. 👌

  • @sunflwerworld6405
    @sunflwerworld6405 4 года назад +1138

    “please tell me if it hurts”....i’m going to hell for thinking wrong

    • @keiralattefan1934
      @keiralattefan1934 4 года назад +37

      Not the only one-💀

    • @Hi.hi.hi.hey.hi-hi
      @Hi.hi.hi.hey.hi-hi 4 года назад +6

      Xd i thought the same thing to ....

    • @Hi.hi.hi.hey.hi-hi
      @Hi.hi.hi.hey.hi-hi 4 года назад +7

      @Eli Offutt Its a very dirty adult joke like a dirty thought which im not gonna say or i might get banned

    • @missmina1831
      @missmina1831 4 года назад +2

      @@seokjinsuwu7565 hi army 💜

    • @seokjinsuwu7565
      @seokjinsuwu7565 4 года назад +3

      @@missmina1831 ello💜

  • @cripplinganxiety6512
    @cripplinganxiety6512 4 года назад +762

    I got the tingles
    *but the wrong kind of tingles*

  • @jzellesanchez7
    @jzellesanchez7 4 года назад +489

    i feel like i should have watched this in incognito mode

    • @bandittheyeetgod3829
      @bandittheyeetgod3829 4 года назад +17

      Welp fbi will be banging on my door any minute now

    • @Yokiukii
      @Yokiukii 4 года назад +5

      J-hope : Uuuhhh jimin very no fun
      Namjoon : Hey jimin
      Jimin : Yeah
      Namjoon : You got no jams

    • @ertbert74
      @ertbert74 4 года назад +3

      @@Yokiukii BTS is overrated

    • @marre4274
      @marre4274 4 года назад +4

      FBI is at my door please help

    • @urlovibug1696
      @urlovibug1696 4 года назад +2

      Jimin-ahhh
      Jimin4l

  • @yageruoy8109
    @yageruoy8109 3 года назад +12

    I had the most amazing eargasm thank u so much Alice

  • @chilla8688
    @chilla8688 4 года назад +925

    Ok. Everything was ok...but then an ear pron started....

  • @ggukopuffs1886
    @ggukopuffs1886 4 года назад +1429

    bruh her finger went so deep into my damn ear istg she touched my brain
    wow daz a lot of numbas, tanks for da likes 🦐🌚👾😊🕺🏾

    • @noyq3684
      @noyq3684 4 года назад +12

      I-

    • @olliviiee
      @olliviiee 4 года назад +6

      🌚🤣

    • @1x.betsyy
      @1x.betsyy 4 года назад +5

      LMAO🌝

    • @Queen-jb4qy
      @Queen-jb4qy 4 года назад +13

      ayo watch yo finger AYO WATCH YO FINGER-

    • @Ang3lic_w1ngz
      @Ang3lic_w1ngz 4 года назад +3

      Im waiting for someone to go what brain. Jk jk jk 💕

  • @user-ry9fr9qh4k
    @user-ry9fr9qh4k 3 года назад +950

    "By the way, the eardrum was probably torn, but I haven't noticed it so I'll continue"
    I- What the heck- 💀

    • @strangebeing17
      @strangebeing17 3 года назад +5

      I’m a big fan of you Mokey mouse XD

    • @user-ry9fr9qh4k
      @user-ry9fr9qh4k 3 года назад +5

      @@strangebeing17 aw ty I'm a big fan of me too- 😘😍

    • @jigsfamily3873
      @jigsfamily3873 3 года назад +3

      I ruined the 69 likes on this comment
      Yes I am very proud of this :D

    • @_-.--.-..-.-_
      @_-.--.-..-.-_ 3 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @KF3000-w7x
      @KF3000-w7x 3 года назад +3

      Pfp says it all lol

  • @panicut4536
    @panicut4536 3 года назад +136

    "romper o tímpano tornou-se comum"
    é eu percebi 😂😂😂

  • @willbyersofficial3652
    @willbyersofficial3652 4 года назад +417

    5:53 oh god- 😳