I do quite love how Noah had to add the rule that “Any Money The Customer Is Carrying Disappears Upon Death.” in order to stop them from murdering them and just looting the bodies after, something they would’ve definitely done.
wanna know what would be hillarious? next adventure just have ronald randomly pop into existance for one turn of a battle, let the players be confused, then have him vanish the next turn, just implying the two adventures were happening at the same time
I pretty sure that's not a self insert of Noah being Glermpo theory is right. He already did that as he stole a bunch of money from child's welfare charity once.
@joe-skeen That was intentional, although the wheel ALMOST landed on the other option there, which would technically brick the entire idea of the video rofl.
@Pizzakid-n3i I just watched the vid you're talking about. the arm and time god probably wanted to get other players to make an example of slimesicle, so they appeared in the shop, but in the fight, when failboat used reverse psychology, the same technique they used frequently in the video you are talking about, he KNEW it was over for him, so he gave in.
46:25 It would have been funny if at the end, they do a roll for failboat for shooting the “vampiric sword”, and it ends up killing failboat, along with the coins, making them fail the challenge too 😂
It seems pretty self explanatory to me. Noah wanted there to be a threat of volcano eruption in the video, and real estate next to volcanos is really cheap so unethical businessmen often build things there.
@shreksafricancousin3340it is Sophist, knowing him he might be selling multiple staff that know thunderspell, his track record on morality in these games is somehow worse than Altrive's.
Failboat opening the conversation with a customer by asking him if he ever wanted to shoot himself in the face is the most failboat thing he could do. Apart from shooting himself in the face 4 times.
the best thing to come from this is cannon personalities for many magic the noah characters, now we know how cannon dwarf was talking while twobold and the others were suffering
Let’s give Ronald a raise guys , for the things he has done for us, and the things we have done Together, from now on, I shall give the title of “the absolute goat” to Ronald, - A random person
@EndersGame6195I don't remember leaving this comment? Who is Glermpo? When did a Noah gameshow have a pterodactyl encounter? Sorry for the confusion I don't know what I was talking about.
@Bananagrams2it’s ok man. We all have weird moments like that. Faces just look weirdly familiar sometimes despite the fact I would definitely remember someone as iconic as he
no its actually is vampiric sword they named it that because in every video they make that includes the shotgun they call it a vampiric sword and it can also turn into a boomerang
I love the bit where you tried to legitimately let them get away with getting rid of the unlucky charm early, and then they specify brought it back in play. Super funny. I love self sabotage from greed.
I enjoy the throwback to the '1 or 20' episode with holding the vampiric shotgun backwards. Though all things considered, I don't think that was backwards at all, I think its real magic power was that its barrel and stock were reversed but you couldn't tell
@Alberton_notaI honestly think it would've been poetic to let his last roll with the sword be a success, he was at 1 heart and still decided to shoot after failing 4 TIMES
Love how Noah can give an entire summary of what we about to endure in the intro and it STILL doesn't spoil what really happens and how they got there 😂😂😂😂😂
43:25 AGAIN!? How was something so rare done two videos in a row twice in a row!? First to double or nothing hell, now to attempt something bad to get something good when you fail!
Personally, I'm more worried about Wizzaldong, the greatest wizard of them all. Last time, to defeat him, it was necessary to go beyond the limits of human consciousness, experience the unknowable horror beyond the world, turn the broken laws of the Universe to their advantage, pull him into a higher dimension, appeal to the demons of the Abyss and literally become a God, and Wizzaldong still had a chance to win.
It would be so funny if for one of these the Volcano odds just get higher and higher in the background and you just gaslight the players that it isnt while its at like 60-40
"I let youtubers run a cartel scamming customers, killing them for profit and disposing their bodies in an eldritch-horror infested volcano and a pet tiger named Ronald"
Noah I am so irrevocably upset that you did not caption the laugh at 38:12 I need to know how you would have typed that. please. PLEASE. I need to know
Using the active Volcano as a trash can is classic Magic the Noah lore
just like minecraft
@noxtrousFour-block hole in the wall, single block of lava with an iron trapdoor and a lever over it. El clásico!
I do quite love how Noah had to add the rule that “Any Money The Customer Is Carrying Disappears Upon Death.” in order to stop them from murdering them and just looting the bodies after, something they would’ve definitely done.
rob at its peak
And I liked how faolboat who is holding all their money almost killed himself
@limhongyou3740 They should’ve done a roll for randomly firing into the air. Which would’ve been extra interesting given that little detail
It didn't stop them from killing almost everyone
@needlegoodit did, some survived
I can’t believe how much the budget increased for this one… the voice acting was incredible.
Apple Friends Voice was actually like really good
wanna know what would be hillarious? next adventure just have ronald randomly pop into existance for one turn of a battle, let the players be confused, then have him vanish the next turn, just implying the two adventures were happening at the same time
Like his comment
Ronald is then swapped with Kidd, who is then swapped with Qeshlore(Time god).
@Alberton_notaOH THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA!
Boosting with a reply because this is fantastic
@Alberton_notaHoldup his writing is this fire???
Damn FDD really lost himself after Doug died, stealing a home and immediately crashing it, when Doug was alive FDD never was like this.
Maybe because doug didnt allowed him to do anything, but still!
I miss the old FDD, straight from the go FDD
I think Noah putting Glermpo in as a self insert is a brave choice and I think it's incredible that he's able to show his true self to his audience
I pretty sure that's not a self insert of Noah being Glermpo theory is right.
He already did that as he stole a bunch of money from child's welfare charity once.
Yeah, it makes the story more deep and immersive even for him when put literally himself on the game
"I have a terrible back pain, do you have any medicine?" *fail boat immediately tries to shoot her*
“I cast thunder spell!”
@ryqueezy6327 sophist
Dude she just came back from hell probably why are you sending her back-
BACK REALIGNMENT SURGERY
Fail boat is just reverse sophist
One of these days this wheel is going to land on “everyone dies” at the beginning of the video and the video will be like 2 minutes long
that would turn in to a short
Didn't he do that one time? But they end up in Hell or something?
@joe-skeen That was intentional, although the wheel ALMOST landed on the other option there, which would technically brick the entire idea of the video rofl.
@marksmanmax1158which video
@marksmanmax1158and twice actually. Not the first time his party went to Hell lol, but first time was a pretty old video at this point
THE LORE IMPLICATIONS... The arm that shook slimecile was the evolution (or demon summoning - which ever you prefer) of Time God.
Or perhaps time god is in a perpetual state of evolving and regressing
@Ralseye
TyceWolfe: same here
@ambergaleroar2476 just like a clock always reaches 12 and then goes back to 1
BROTHER
@Pizzakid-n3i I just watched the vid you're talking about. the arm and time god probably wanted to get other players to make an example of slimesicle, so they appeared in the shop, but in the fight, when failboat used reverse psychology, the same technique they used frequently in the video you are talking about, he KNEW it was over for him, so he gave in.
ronald best character 10/10 need him in every vid now
Same
not in every vid but a reacuring charakter
you mean Tony?
indeed he is the best character in all of media
@Overspark1999 character*
23:01 I like how Noah deletes Kid and Smallant’s empty inventories once it’s clear all three players are working together.
Real
Finally, their working together 😅
To be fair Failboat was working against himself with that vampiric spine aligner
It was not guaranteed. In fact it was unlikely. It's nice to see people come together to fuck over innocent customers.
46:25 It would have been funny if at the end, they do a roll for failboat for shooting the “vampiric sword”, and it ends up killing failboat, along with the coins, making them fail the challenge too 😂
Would have loved that 😂
or if volcano erupted lol
I love that there’s absolutely no elaboration for why Noah put a volcano on the map, nor why someone would be insane enough to build a shop next one
let's go gambling
That shop is bigger than the volcano
It seems pretty self explanatory to me. Noah wanted there to be a threat of volcano eruption in the video, and real estate next to volcanos is really cheap so unethical businessmen often build things there.
what do you mean insane enough? these are content creators you’re talking about
There was good land value obviously
16:25 "Did you know there's a wall here?"
I died laughing
the way he bumped into the wall like a confused fly really got me
Truly a wizaldong moment
I mean he IS wizzledong, the greatest wizard
I’m so tempted to animate Fail, Ant, Kid and Ronald surrounding Glerpo while he’s bleeding out on the floor lol
please do, I would love to see that
yes please! That whole exchange was so funny and is begging to animated
As of now you have 192 reasons why, but I have a feeling it will be double that tomorrow
Doooo iiiit
pleeease
> A costumer walks into the store.
> Nat 1.
> The store implodes.
> horse walks in
>horse walks to the barely intact bar top
>horse rolls nat 1
> wtf.jpeg
@SkybyeDyee > (insert gif of earth exploding)
1:15 I just love failboat remembering every runing gag in this videos
the way i yelled "GLERMPO!!!!!!!!!" at 23:36 i love that guy really helped vs that flying dinosaur thing
He was in another video?
The dementia one
the dementia one
Who's glermpo?
Who's glermpo?
Sophist: “I sell magic staffs which only cast thunder spell”
*staves
@Emperor_Helix
That word looks so weird but technically is correct
@shreksafricancousin3340 as a musician it looks normal to me
@shreksafricancousin3340it is Sophist, knowing him he might be selling multiple staff that know thunderspell, his track record on morality in these games is somehow worse than Altrive's.
Failboat opening the conversation with a customer by asking him if he ever wanted to shoot himself in the face is the most failboat thing he could do.
Apart from shooting himself in the face 4 times.
Love how long they just forgot about the goblin for.
there was even a perception check if anyone noticed the engine starting.. and.. lore accurate.. no one heard it .
DougDoug: “I’m selling a magic potion that will cause Pointcrow to randomly trip, no matter what he’s doing”
Like, i drink it, and HE trips?
the best thing to come from this is cannon personalities for many magic the noah characters, now we know how cannon dwarf was talking while twobold and the others were suffering
Never forget
@NebuIize though you have to admit their suffering WAS funny
"Do you have back pain? dont worry! if I shoot you, you will immediately forget your back pain!"
- Failboat
"Ronald, eat him."
From the same man who brought us "You can't go to jail if you're a corpse"
the FIRST player action of the game was failboat shooting himself in the head.
this is gonna be a fun one :)
If Noah spun for the Celebratory shot it probably would have been the last too 😂
I like how they only sold like 5 things, they just extorted money from Failboats chiropractor practice
That's called selling a service.
18:01 YEEEES his *CANNON* voice is revealed
He hasnt recovered since hi's initial showing.
(We love cannon dwarf for the most epic standstill)
@eliashamalainen7284 AMBAAAAANCE
YEEAAAAH
Oh I see what you did there lmao
Its canon with one n thats canon!
I love how the hat and vampiric sword combo just became “summon your persona, Persona 3 style” and it worked
I like how the adventure starts off with failboat trynna shoot the granny
28:30 That was morbid as hell, poor Glermpo...
Glermpo? I don't remember anyone named Glermpo
Glerpo
He deserves it after the betrayal during the pterodactyl encounter
My heart aches... FOR VENGEANCE!!!
#Justiceforglermpo
so this is the "noah needs to test a lot of voices adventure because he's begun to voice characters a lot more recently"
Let’s give Ronald a raise guys , for the things he has done for us, and the things we have done Together, from now on, I shall give the title of “the absolute goat” to Ronald,
- A random person
You mean ronald/tony with a lowercase r/t?
This is a common misconception! Ronald is actually a tiger, which are legally distinct from goats.
@captainblue5096ok was i wrong
Tigers have paws and goats have hooves.
If Altrive were here, he wold’ve turned it into a casino by turn 3. It would’ve been awesome 😔
The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma
double or nothing the casino
Let’s go gambling!
@dumbkian once he looses, he double or nothings the air
Hmmm...possibly but Altrive would also be..."searching", shall we say, for coins in other people's pockets while their backs were turned lol.
This is just an episode of smiling friends
I imagined that the wizard moved like a smiling friends character and am glad im not alone on this lmao
@s0m3thing_longerthey just make people die instead of smile
Yup😂.
Glermpo looks so natural lying in a puddle of his own blood, it'd be disturbing if it wasn't so neat
We all stan "Wizzaldong, the greatest wizard of all time"
I love how noah always remembers his characters names
He probably has his assets labeled.
This episode was amazing. The amount of returning characters here was incredible.
Love the fact that it's still remembered as "Vampiric Sword" instead of "Pump shotty"
ronald surviving to the end is the best thing to happen in this video, by FAR. rooted for ronald all the way
Flipping the barrel before rolling is actually really smart. 5000 iq play right there
They did Glermpo dirty, especially after how much he helped in the pterodactyl encounter.
The what? I watch all the magic the Noah videos but don’t remember seeing one with Glermpo before. Must be new…
@EndersGame6195I don't remember leaving this comment? Who is Glermpo? When did a Noah gameshow have a pterodactyl encounter? Sorry for the confusion I don't know what I was talking about.
@Bananagrams2it’s ok man. We all have weird moments like that. Faces just look weirdly familiar sometimes despite the fact I would definitely remember someone as iconic as he
23:46 Its glermpo! From the "pterodactyl encounter" in the dementia episode!
The what?
We love glermpo, he's the best.
What episode? I don’t remember anything like that
@jojoyear I feel like I would remember a character like glermpo, but got no idea which episode you’re referring to
@jojoyearI agree bro glermpo is the best
Noah’s voice acting was genuinely great for all the different characters
Ronald getting a 1 when the Time God was down and then getting a 19 to finish the job was so poetic.
Wish it would get a crit, would be very thematically fitting
I love that noah’s cast has never let go of the vampiric sword
6:54 I noticed that you accidentally said “shotgun” instead of vampiric sword!
no its actually is vampiric sword they named it that because in every video they make that includes the shotgun they call it a vampiric sword and it can also turn into a boomerang
noah’s voice acting budget was off the roof for this one
I love the bit where you tried to legitimately let them get away with getting rid of the unlucky charm early, and then they specify brought it back in play. Super funny. I love self sabotage from greed.
I enjoy the throwback to the '1 or 20' episode with holding the vampiric shotgun backwards. Though all things considered, I don't think that was backwards at all, I think its real magic power was that its barrel and stock were reversed but you couldn't tell
what's a shotgun i only know vampiric sword
20:19
"105 alright, 105 sound good"
That scene made me laugh so hard
feel like noah recently realised he can do grandma voice cus theres grandmas are appearing more often
Getting 110 gold by giving a hat for free sounds like an amazing business practice.
Love the recurring characters like Glermpo, Wizzledong, and Cannon Dwarf. Especially Cannon Dwarf.
And not FDD?
the voice acting is genuinely so good. like goddamn the budget has gone up and it shows
35:37 I love this apple
I dont like it. That apple is kinda bad.
@lolascocastanas8045say that again
@lolascocastanas8045yeah, it's a really bad apple
@Patatalover-f1isay that again…
Next time you should make them run a hospital I feel like it would be really funny
46:25 missed opportunity to make failboat roll (and potentially fail) again
and if he died all their money would disappear
I think they did roll it and it didn't fail, so Noah decided it wasn't worth making the cut.
@Alberton_notaI honestly think it would've been poetic to let his last roll with the sword be a success, he was at 1 heart and still decided to shoot after failing 4 TIMES
“This video is sponsored by Shopify”
here we go again
How the hell do you have Noah's dragon in your name!?
@SGW275 cause he's a member duh nooby Boi and don't like your own comment
30:21 love that his cannon is fortnight default dance
We all stan "Glermpo", we love reccuring characters
I was honestly expecting the volcano to erupt at the end of the video. I am quite disappointed
3:01 just for myself
Nah that’s for me yoo
@flarie7853unrelated but do you think Noah's online persona changed a lot recently?
thanks bro this was really helpful
This saved my life
Ah, the first Noah gameshow of 2026.
It's so funny that failboat only lost HP by shooting at himself (And getting shot)
The ending really was just Time God facing morning fatigue while Failboat shoots himself in the back 2 times
Love how Noah can give an entire summary of what we about to endure in the intro and it STILL doesn't spoil what really happens and how they got there 😂😂😂😂😂
Once again a Magic the Noah video contains a great example of task failed successfully
43:25 AGAIN!? How was something so rare done two videos in a row twice in a row!? First to double or nothing hell, now to attempt something bad to get something good when you fail!
Some group of players may or may not have trauma with a certain Cannon Dwarf boss batlle
Even I am traumatized, every time I see cannon dwarf I get war flashbacks
Personally, I'm more worried about Wizzaldong, the greatest wizard of them all. Last time, to defeat him, it was necessary to go beyond the limits of human consciousness, experience the unknowable horror beyond the world, turn the broken laws of the Universe to their advantage, pull him into a higher dimension, appeal to the demons of the Abyss and literally become a God, and Wizzaldong still had a chance to win.
It would be so funny if for one of these the Volcano odds just get higher and higher in the background and you just gaslight the players that it isnt while its at like 60-40
The final battle was just as anticlimactic as stranger things s5😭😭
5:23 mustve been the wind
"It's the first guy to not go in the Volcano", proceeds to get yeeted in the Volcano xD
That was the most anticlimactic battle I've ever seen on this channel 😅
"I let youtubers run a cartel scamming customers, killing them for profit and disposing their bodies in an eldritch-horror infested volcano and a pet tiger named Ronald"
still more ethical than amazon
The voice acting for characters has become soooo good
31:11 If you voiced stitch with that voice I wouldnt even notice tbh
46:00 great video Noah!
34:30 SIR WILLINGTON?!
Failboat almost killing himself is hilarious 😂
This was an entire video full of the Noah cinematic universe characters and I'm so happy to see it
I love how this contains all the magic the noah characters in one episode.
‘I want something fancy’
‘HAVE YOU EVER KILLED YOURSELF?’
all of noah's voices for all the different characters are so good, it makes it so much funnier
I love all the lore that's been built for these characters.
Clicked for Smallant, stayed for Failboat
its been TWO MINUTES ainnoway to watched the video
Damn, I clicked and stayed for failboat and captain kid
I clicked for magic the noah. Is that not what you did?
You haven't even fucking watched it for a minute when this video came out...
clicked for smallant in the thumbnail. stayed for all three
Honestly, love seeing the classic peeps back more than ever. Failboat being Failboat is so Failboat, it's pleasing.
0:16 off to a great start
E
Such a nice shop. Totally not like stepping in hell.
@EEEEEEEE E...E!!
Glermpo is so funny he deserves to be protected
You did the right thing ronald
Barely a min in and Failboat is already trying to murder someone...
*Good lord man* ☠️
I love how he brought back the old characters and portrayed them exactly like in their original videos
It isnt a Noah video if impending doom isn't constantly approaching
the fact that violating health codes is apparently worse than summoning a demon
Noah I am so irrevocably upset that you did not caption the laugh at 38:12 I need to know how you would have typed that. please. PLEASE. I need to know
Yehehe... 😈
@Playerano8isntcool thanks for bringing me back to this
@applepi6611Yehehe... 😈 (the sequel because i don't know how to respond)
@Playerano8isntcool yeughengheh (I'm a little worried where this is going)
Glermpo needs to be a recurring character
I expected this to be a merch plug
28:23 poor glerpo fell right into a scam