Schlatt going full Catholic sleeper agent after hearing the activation phrase of “Peace be with you” was one of the most hilarious and relatable things I have ever heard
What’s literally wrong with these comments Thanksgiving is today this episode was released before noon If this is your funniest moment I feel sad I’d commit suicide honestly
boy, I still remember episode 8,can't believe it's already been 2 years of chuckle sandwiching, thank you ben tennison and Johnny Schlittle for making 101 episodes of goofiness and silliness that fills up my gaping hole I call a soul.
Ted: "By the time this episode comes out, it will be past thanksgiving" Schlatt: "Will it?!" Ted: "Yeah :)" Release Date: The Tuesday before Thanksgiving
I was initially annoyed about them not pronouncing Calum right and making fun of my accent, but it feels deserved given what I did. Needless to say I was absolutely horrified when I checked the timestamps and saw that I made it into the episode.
Yeah, that's a very American pronunciation of Calum 😂 (although in fairness to them, most people spelt it "Callum" in my town). Also ofc they're gonna make fun of your accent bro - *it's Schlatt and Ted.* They love taking the piss of other people.
My embarrassing moment is listening to this podcast in math class and me trying to suppress my laughter and everyone looking at me like I'm going insane
This is the perfect podcast to comment something generic on in order to hide the fact that it's only been 16 minutes since the upload, and i haven't listened to more than 5 minutes of it yet
I have to say that as an audio listener, I love it when the boys do visual bits it really is my favorite part of this truly epic podcast. Love what you guys are doing. Truly a podcast of all time ❤
@@Davis_50 and tbh i love their trio. i love schlatts attitude😂and the way he just is, a lot like me and the people i know. and Ted is just a little sweetheart kinda, although schlatt is definitely rubbing off on him, and Tucker is there to make the video even better with his little appearances throughout.
@@nesssaa23 Yeah! That's exactly what I thought, I love how Schalbt does the thing with his little face where he gets it all crumpled up and screams in agony whilst Ted stares with empty eyes into the abyss! 🤣
So, the story at 26:41 is actually something that kinda happened to a friend of mine a year ago, he got a testicular torsion with his left nut, and he had to get it removed, for the following week, he had to relearn to walk. We called him the "one nut wonder"
55:17 He probably wanted to ask the teacher if there were gonna be any *really easy* questions on the test. As far as I'm aware an slightly different meaning of the word 'trivial' is something that's so easy it's not worth taking into account. Still insulting to the teacher, but slightly more understandable lol.
I love how schladdy said bless you to the sneezing guy and didn’t yell at him because I fully expected him to go off about how he was sneezing on the recording
In most contexts, the concept of good denotes the conduct that should be preferred when posed with a choice between possible actions. Good is generally considered to be the opposite of evil and is of ethics, morality, philosophy, and religion. The specific meaning and etymology of the term and its associated translations among ancient and contemporary languages show substantial variation in its inflection and meaning, depending on circumstances of place and history, or of philosophical or religious context.
I remember riding my bike and I drove past a driveway as a car was trying to pull into it, I tried stopping but I hit the front brakes a bit too hard and flipped over my bike and absolutely ate shit. Except I wasn't embarrassed, I was just laughing uncontrollably. I found it so funny
If that girl was wearing a long boho style skirt and the campus was in Griffin, GA, I'm sorry. I saw you and went to go tell you but was held back by onlookers. I'm also sorry that I remember you and your shame on that day over 10 years later. I grieve with you.
Past 100 and during the 100th episode I was helping out at the set and Ted got up and walked towards me bashing all my joints and Schlatt and Tucker pointed and laughed
27:48 I have to say my testicular torsion was pretty embarrassing , I went camping and on the first day I hurt myself riding a bike, and told my mom my thighs and hips hurt. That trip was 3 days long and I complained about this pain the entire time, brushed off with “you’re fine quit complaining”. The day after I went to school and tried to avoid what I was told was chafing. Then I went home and immediately went to the hospital and had my ball removed. Came home to then watching a show and there was a guy with the nickname one-ball ****(wtv his name was) and everyone in the house was laughing at it. I had a bad week.
On my way to give a Remembrance Day speech during an assembly at school, I fell down the stairs. I got all cut up and shattered my phone. I still did the speech! 😂
Charlie Slimecicle's witty and hilarious commentary outshines Tucker's mainly because Charlie has a knack for turning even the most mundane situations into comedic gold #WeMissCharlie
to springboard off what schlatt said at 56:06 in high school and whenever i tried to say this girl Isabela's name and it came out "ilabesa" and the boys did *not* let that shit slide by, i still fucking mess it up sometimes because they kept bringing it up😭😭🤣🤣🤣
The thing about wearing a dress is you always feel the breeze, thats the best part about them, but it means you might not notice a little extra breeze from your ass being fully exposed
101 years of Chuckle Sandwich, what a great journey!
I can feel my bones rotting as I write this!
HELP IM DISINTEGRATING LMAO
@user-ib6of5nl5v ha ha I still have my boahhhhhhh ahhhhh HELP HELP ME AHHHH HELP
AND ITS BEEN WELL WORTH IT
And thank GOD it's finally over
timestamps:
starts 00:00
ends 1:00:30
Thankyou!!!!
@@MrSimpletonyoure so welcome!
Negawatt negawatt negawatt negawatt negawatt
Thank you so much!
thankssss
Schlatt going full Catholic sleeper agent after hearing the activation phrase of “Peace be with you” was one of the most hilarious and relatable things I have ever heard
Same here, that was actually amazing
⟟ got church flashbacks
fucking terrifying
that happened literally as I read your comment that's kinda spooky town
First comment to actually make me crack a loud belly laugh 😂
hi shart and toot, this is ginny
the incident was in fact filmed and my dad still has the video unfortunately 👍
lol how is this not top comment
shart and toot is weirdly cute
its ok ginny we all have those days 😔
2 episodes of the chuckle sandwich podcast in less than 24 hours is a miracle
Not just two episodes in one week, But an EARLY episode also?! now I can finally listen to a new episode while I'm at work! 😀
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while reminiscing on your worst moments in life!
So real
You survived the worst moments of your life, blessed by God
This is the perfect podcast to listening to whilst having "schlex" with a pringles tube.
Which way though? Is the pringles tube topping or bottoming?
@@alenor210 you'd know if you were a fuckin audio listener.
@@alenor210it's topping
@@ryanfleshbourne3547as both an audio listener and a video watcher I can confirm:
The Pringles can tops
it’s bottoming, how do you not know this? Are you a VIDEO WATCHER? Are you one of THEM?
tuckers set-up is real good now, great ep as usual.
One of the boys!
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while lying about the date the podcast will be released!
What do you mean, Thanksgiving was 3 days ago
Don't know what you're talking about it was 3 days ago
Merry Christmas
Can you believe it? Christmas! Just a week away! ✨
What’s literally wrong with these comments Thanksgiving is today this episode was released before noon
If this is your funniest moment I feel sad I’d commit suicide honestly
I like how this is ironically not after Thanksgiving💀
Don't know what you're talking about it was 3 days ago
@@kastoondaria1413nuh uh
We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENUE!
@@ericwilliams5343that’s right, we’re going back in time, to the first thanksgiving, to get turkeys off👏the👏menu
@@scj6693 YEAH, BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING
boy, I still remember episode 8,can't believe it's already been 2 years of chuckle sandwiching, thank you ben tennison and Johnny Schlittle for making 101 episodes of goofiness and silliness that fills up my gaping hole I call a soul.
Ted: "By the time this episode comes out, it will be past thanksgiving"
Schlatt: "Will it?!"
Ted: "Yeah :)"
Release Date: The Tuesday before Thanksgiving
What do you mean? It’s already spring again.
He never specified *which* thanksgiving..
I was initially annoyed about them not pronouncing Calum right and making fun of my accent, but it feels deserved given what I did. Needless to say I was absolutely horrified when I checked the timestamps and saw that I made it into the episode.
same 😭
You did call him schlum ☠️
Gotta keep my bootyhole away from u 😭😭
Just straight fingering the homies huh 😭
Yeah, that's a very American pronunciation of Calum 😂 (although in fairness to them, most people spelt it "Callum" in my town).
Also ofc they're gonna make fun of your accent bro - *it's Schlatt and Ted.* They love taking the piss of other people.
I love Tucker I’m a Tucker lover Tucker is my favorite character.
very based
fuck the tucker haters
@@piper3778i love the cat in your profile picture so much
@@CattoeYum Thank you I love your kitty as well
@@piper3778 thank you I love cats!
My embarrassing moment is listening to this podcast in math class and me trying to suppress my laughter and everyone looking at me like I'm going insane
I listen to podcasts ALL the time in public and I get so embarrassed when I even smile
I love that schlatt's embarrassing story is sooo unrelatable, it was just a flex lmao
This is the perfect podcast to fall asleep to and then wake up at 3 am hearing Jonathan Schlingus screaming his lungs out
its nice to see shat and ned together again after shat burnt down the house of a family of five 🥰
shat and ned 😭
This is too consistent something must be wrong
Ted's trying to mask his new illegal activities by looking busy
true
"something's wrong i can feel it"
You think?
Like when something/someone gets the last burst of energy before passing
we will never forget what “schlatt“ did to charlie
Who's [NULL]?
People keep saying that he was [REDACTED], but I really can't believe that Television and "shlat" would go that far...
Who’s Charlie?
@@slippyy6742 if this isn't a joke he was a former podcast member his name is charlie slimecicle
@@Wepium they did. it was in a since deleted episode. his memory will always be forever remembered.
@@Ancientmatt2010 I’ve never heard of this Charlie person and I’ve watched the entire 100 episodes
This is the perfect podcast to listening to whilst procrastinating studying for your finals
ted’s “hwaet” at 10:52 is so unbelievably fearful that i had to go back and watch it again
Ik he's harrowed as hell xD
This is the perfect podcast to comment something generic on in order to hide the fact that it's only been 16 minutes since the upload, and i haven't listened to more than 5 minutes of it yet
Great episode, Turd and Shart.
16:09 Dude this is the first thing I thought of when I heard the question, in my mind they just sit there completely frozen until the intro is over.
I can’t believe Ted launched my body through space and time to miss thanksgiving.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to before Thanksgiving!
Why is this podcast so consistent now? I am concerned
don't worry they will probably stop posting for 3 weeks after this episode
I have to say that as an audio listener, I love it when the boys do visual bits it really is my favorite part of this truly epic podcast. Love what you guys are doing. Truly a podcast of all time ❤
They filmed so many episodes before he died it’s like he’s stills here. R.I.P. Schlog
Nothing is as embarrassing as what Schlatt did to my family in '99!
This is the perfect podcast to listen to BEFORE Thanksgiving
you guys are the mordecai and rigby of podcast hosts
I love you now
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while reading the comments on the video!
Schlatt has single handedly changed my perception of the word "bludgeoned"
i killed myself immediately after finishing this video
So glad you guys put this out! Now I have something to listen to when I swerve into head on traffic!!!
24:32 I love it when Ted does this 😂 I dont even know why, its just my favorite
my favorite podcast ever thank you guys it’s actually so cool that it’s episode *101* like that’s insane
well at least Jackson's question fit right in with the embarrassing stuff
Tub and "Schlong" (fly high big guy 🕊️) are so funny!!! 🤣 Bucker's alright I guess.
I love it when three random men make fun of peoples lives.
its mostly all schlatt who doesn't really care, Ted's always feeling bad and Tucker is just there, lmao.
@@nesssaa23 so true lmao
@@Davis_50 and tbh i love their trio. i love schlatts attitude😂and the way he just is, a lot like me and the people i know. and Ted is just a little sweetheart kinda, although schlatt is definitely rubbing off on him, and Tucker is there to make the video even better with his little appearances throughout.
@@nesssaa23 Yeah! That's exactly what I thought, I love how Schalbt does the thing with his little face where he gets it all crumpled up and screams in agony whilst Ted stares with empty eyes into the abyss! 🤣
this is the perfect podcast to listen to after thanksgiving
So, the story at 26:41 is actually something that kinda happened to a friend of mine a year ago, he got a testicular torsion with his left nut, and he had to get it removed, for the following week, he had to relearn to walk. We called him the "one nut wonder"
Someone please animate them doing those dances during the intro 🤣
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to this podcast
55:17 He probably wanted to ask the teacher if there were gonna be any *really easy* questions on the test. As far as I'm aware an slightly different meaning of the word 'trivial' is something that's so easy it's not worth taking into account. Still insulting to the teacher, but slightly more understandable lol.
I've just gotta say, Sleg's jumper looks so comfy
I love how schladdy said bless you to the sneezing guy and didn’t yell at him because I fully expected him to go off about how he was sneezing on the recording
its a shame these are AI generated by Tucker after they consumed that sandwich
This implies that Tucker was the only one powerful enough to bite the chuckle sandwich and remain alive
@@Stump9 our cherub is a soldier
In most contexts, the concept of good denotes the conduct that should be preferred when posed with a choice between possible actions. Good is generally considered to be the opposite of evil and is of ethics, morality, philosophy, and religion. The specific meaning and etymology of the term and its associated translations among ancient and contemporary languages show substantial variation in its inflection and meaning, depending on circumstances of place and history, or of philosophical or religious context.
We are getting sandwiched by chuckles this week
I love how Ted claimed he’d stop making assumptions about dates and is STILL confidently wrong about them every episode.
My mom knew a guy in high school named William who had only one ball. He told people this, and gained the title “Willy One Nut.”
101 episodes…thank goodness it’s finally over🙏
1 hour of Schlatt talking through the funny mic
asmr
@@kori6539schlasmr
I love when Schlatt starts quoting the Catholic Mass out of nowhere, truly favorite puppy
I can't believe thanksgiving is already over, wow time flies 3:55
I remember riding my bike and I drove past a driveway as a car was trying to pull into it, I tried stopping but I hit the front brakes a bit too hard and flipped over my bike and absolutely ate shit.
Except I wasn't embarrassed, I was just laughing uncontrollably. I found it so funny
ted’s predictions about the episodes can never be right, it was actually out early or on time for once 😭
I just wanna say thank you to Ted for the correct pronunciation of Waltham at 4:50
Good ole Walt-ham, not a far ride from War-chester. 😊
If that girl was wearing a long boho style skirt and the campus was in Griffin, GA, I'm sorry. I saw you and went to go tell you but was held back by onlookers. I'm also sorry that I remember you and your shame on that day over 10 years later. I grieve with you.
When they talked about Pyongyang I was so caught off gaurd because I'm currently doing school work for the book "Pyongyang"
WERE SO BACK
This is the perfect podcast to listen to after Thanksgiving
Past 100 and during the 100th episode I was helping out at the set and Ted got up and walked towards me bashing all my joints and Schlatt and Tucker pointed and laughed
54:40 still remember the day I proudly proclaimed being "sadistic" in front of all my highschool friends thinking it meant eccentric.
I wish "Schloggies" was still here with us, its like i can still hear him 🥲🥲🥲
“You’re the only one still thinking about it” was some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten, just let it go! It’s that simple
this is the perfect episode to watch after thanksgiving has happened!
“Do I need to enroll you in a fucking wood-chipper?” Is a perfect response lol
23:28 my moment like that was when i fell down a escalator..
Happy thanksgiving, everyone, thanks ted for telling us
This is the perfect podcast to listen to after thanksgiving!
Crazy how long this has been going, I hope it goes on for a long time ♥️
Omg omg consistent uploads I love it
amazing episode! unfortunately i cant see or hear because ted and schlatt stabbed my eyes with the chuckle sandwich stick and also burst my eardrums
Tucker is the secretary of the podcast
27:48 I have to say my testicular torsion was pretty embarrassing , I went camping and on the first day I hurt myself riding a bike, and told my mom my thighs and hips hurt. That trip was 3 days long and I complained about this pain the entire time, brushed off with “you’re fine quit complaining”. The day after I went to school and tried to avoid what I was told was chafing. Then I went home and immediately went to the hospital and had my ball removed. Came home to then watching a show and there was a guy with the nickname one-ball ****(wtv his name was) and everyone in the house was laughing at it. I had a bad week.
On my way to give a Remembrance Day speech during an assembly at school, I fell down the stairs. I got all cut up and shattered my phone.
I still did the speech! 😂
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while falling flat on your face
Boston Market being owned by McDonalds makes the first part of this episode much funnier
Charlie Slimecicle's witty and hilarious commentary outshines Tucker's mainly because Charlie has a knack for turning even the most mundane situations into comedic gold #WeMissCharlie
Founded in Newton, MA, boston market's headquarters are in Colorado, nothing special or traditional about them.
I love watching this episode right when it came out, AFTER thanksgiving!
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while staring into the eternal void!
32:41 is tucker now favorite puppy???🙀🙀
It's always good to wake up to a chuckle sandwich, thanks big guys :D
Ted i think by "trivial" you meant like a question you would get on a trivia quiz
I hope everbody had a great thanksgiving
when schlatt pretended to eat the heart it reminded me of the dsmp days when quakity ate his 🥺
Schlatt is going to peak in his 90s I just know it
to springboard off what schlatt said at 56:06 in high school and whenever i tried to say this girl Isabela's name and it came out "ilabesa" and the boys did *not* let that shit slide by, i still fucking mess it up sometimes because they kept bringing it up😭😭🤣🤣🤣
The thing about wearing a dress is you always feel the breeze, thats the best part about them, but it means you might not notice a little extra breeze from your ass being fully exposed
Love this pod
Hey this is Luke from my cake story. Fun fact it actually was the end of the play.
Just saw that my clip was used! I was sick and ted visited me to let me know! I wasn’t in the hospital before but I definitely was after!
what a nice gesture of schlarps mic to put on the bracelett!
44:48 wah-
45:33 laughed way too hard at this terminology. Gonna call every get together from here on out a “gathering of souls”.