I hired a girl for $100 to play minecraft…
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2021
- I paid a girl $100 to play Minecraft... this was hilarious!
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edited by nico & @nihte
outro song: • Koryin - Figuring Out ...
(video idea inspired by @TommyInnit) 
Игры
I am the BEST father!!!
And I'm a teletubby
Best daddy. 😌👌
Lol too best
Pog
yesssir
I am taking credit for the iron In the chest 😂😂😂
wallibear!! i’m a huge fan
lol
*f*
^d
lol wali
We should support nico for all his hard work
My daddy í lot l lyrics meaning it is and e for everything limit ī0 looks 0oiu loan as
I was laughing so hard like every time mongo was like yes son and laughed even more when the part when mongo said go touch some grass son instead of playing god damn bedwars everyday andyways really good vid
LMAO “My dad got me this cause I have no friends”
i have 3 but they don't talk to me as much
he says that then asks to invite a friend later xD
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I also don't have friends IRL :)
This vid was just so funny
People with girlfriends can do this for free, call that stonks
lol
yes
You’re evil
4th
'sup checkmark
I can imagine playing bedwars with my dad
Me: **accidentally falls into the void**
Dad: *L I F E L E S S O N*
lol fr
Nico dad:tommy:I’m proud of you son
2:21 “i wish i was a youtuber” 😭😭😭
hi alex
third reply cuz why not
it's the man himself
wsup checkmark
Egirls
Nico: “I just killed a woman, poggers”
*TommyInnit would like to know your location*
so true
LOLO
"Just killed a woman, feelin' good."
Facts
GAEEE
Dang!! POGGERS son!! The father is more like the son saying poggers everytime Nico kills somebody.
its so funny how monggo is pretending to be his dad and saying poggers
"I have no friends"
"Can I invite my friend later?"
NotNico, 2021
Hahahaha yea lol
yea lol
Lol
U can invite me in hypixel nothunkbeast ❤️❤️
Lol correct
When he said "my dream is to become a youtuber" he killed dream
Ironic
Gotcha
True
Nico: My dad bought me this because have I no friends
Also Nico: I'm gonna Speedrun because I wanna save money
Nico:I have no friends
Also Nico:Can I invite my friend later
JUST 2K SUBS LEFT
NICO LESS GOO U R ABOUT TO HIT 1 MILL SUBS
Next video: women makes bedwars 1000% funnier
edit: ty for the likes lol, help me so I can beat evil >:)
Ye...
@Sharjeel Yazdani uhmm his title with womens in his video will be alot different xd
Thats epic!
T
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Nobody : tommyinnit be like
No one:
Mongo “Dad” Everytime Nico breaks a bed: *“Poggers son! poggers!”*
HORRIBLE 😠😠
@@andystarlett ?
nico and mongo be abusing the word "poggers" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"lets go i just killed a woman" got me so hard XD
POV: you want to pay a girl to play with you but have no money
sadness
Right
Lol yes
I don't have to pay for it cuz i already have a girlfriend i could do it for free🗿👍
POOOOG
Why must u hurt that way?
Tommy: Just Killed A Woman Feelin Good
Nico: Lez Go I Killed A Woman Poggers
Pogchamp
next tommy is pog af
Pogger!!
Pog
Just killed***
gj for the 906 k subs, keep woking for it
Bedwars reminds me of the great king technoblade who died by cancer.. I love these bedwars vids keep it up Nico!
Bro this girl was so supportive and kind and respectful
She still doesn't have enough self respect to not sell herself lol
Yeah
The amount of times they said “poggers son” is literally insane
lol yes
Every time they said that I cringed so hard
LOLLLLLLLL
Thanks for your great vids I appreciate them Nico
Nico: "I'm 14"
Gorl: Ima hit him with my ultimate move... "oh- that's- cool."
*super effective*
“I paid a girl 100 dollars to play Minecraft with me”
Seems like a simp activity going on.
Fr
Yass
fax
Thats a lot of money
@@Fudgepoo1 Not really, you can't even buy a house with 100$
I like how nico and the “dad” were yelling POGGERS at each other and the 2 girls we’re just saying nothing
First ahahaha
Second ahahaha
the 2 girls "we are" just saying nothing
@@dumgreat9886 lmao still wrong "the 2 girls were" or "the 2 girls weren't saying anything"
@@usalty6010 i was pointing ot his mistake i wasn't correcting it
i basically meant : we're = we are
Mongo is the best FARTHER AND THE WIRDEST FARTHER EVER LOLLL
3:10 lol bro🤣😆
nico: im 14
the girl: owh that's cool.... im 19.... *nervous laughter*
Lmao
But she sounds like a teen to me-
Imagine if the girl wanted to date nico lmfao
@@xkyxlie9756 FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!
@@TheNemo NEVER COME IN DONT YOU DARE!
"remember we hit 100 subs last month" -nico's dad
LMFAOOOO
The 1 commonly spoken word by Mongo and Nico: "Poggers"
13:23 Mongo Fell... oh sry nico dad fell 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you realise that his "dad" gave birth to him when he was between 15-20 years old
When u realize his dad met his wife after they already gave birth to Nico cause minecraft came out 12 years ago and Nico is 14. Makes sense.
When you realized that the you said the dad gave birth
When you realisee you said "dad gave birth"
Damn the dad gave birth to him? Shiiit that must've hurt..
@@morpyy8449 loolololol
“My dream is to become a youtuber”
Nico’s 470k subs: *are we a joke to you?*
Edit: 511k now
now it's 486k
@@rensmeerkerk6023 2 min reply
@@akhillal9176 you mean 2 hours?
Yeah my dream is to be a youtuber too
Technically its 490K subs
Congrats on 750k Nico
"yeah im in my 30's." "poggers, son!" "you're so pog, son!"
Imagine what his dad is thinking when he’s hearing “DAD GET EM” and “DAD YOU SUCK AT BEDWARS!”
Nicos dad: SON YOUR GROUNDED
U4i3u
....
⅖⅚/_@@++34
“Then I started playing Minecraft and that’s how I met my wife”
Nailed it
"How I met ur mother"
LEGIT WHEN I RED YOUR COMMENT IT CAME UP IN THE VID
wait what but nico is older than mc man wtf if she know minecraft alot he gets exposed man
@@silascarrier1626 *read sorry i just had to xD
This guy is so sweaty
*Proceeds to godbridge in the next round*
5:20 simp moment
Nico: “I killed a woman poggers!” Techno: I kill orphans poggers.”
Tommyinnit: I killed a woman feelin good
I killed some toxic waste I feel good
I killed a pregnant orphan toxic waste women fellin gud
Lol
Dream: i killed the highest record time poggers
The girl felt so awkward when Nico's "dad" talked a bunch LOL
"your my first Minecraft order" got me sus😩😩
Imagine his dad walks in Nico room and goes like son who are those girls lol
when he said "My dream is to become a youtuber", he literally pushed of a person with a Dream skin
Underrated
Mongo: “Yeah we just hit 100 subscribers.”
Nico’s Subscribers: *crying in over 500k*
True
LMFAO
SO TRuE
dude can you give me money psl
It was just acting
The things rich people spend on when they have the urge to spend something: * the video *
0:05
"Lets go, I just killed a woman, poggers"💀🗿
Nico: curses in another video
Also Nico: "Killed a woman feeling good!"
wheres Tommy..
Which video?
nice pfp
@@ccharrrless4080 ty
“Son do u love me? We’re gonna take em out”
The other team: “Is that... a family?”
Notnico I have one subscriber I watch your videos every time keep making more you like my favorite RUclipsr keep making more I like this videos
Nico said he don't have any friends but after that he say "can i invite my friend?" Lol
Mongo saying “poggers son” sounds like a soundboard
TommyInnit be like: *So you have chosen the DEATH*
😂
5 second later Tommyinnit: TechnoBlade i need help to kill nico
The fac that nico triple killed the yellow team 😂
when mango is in the game I can't stop laughing 😆🤣
Him: doing the most insane bridging method ever
Her: oh thats cool i guess
The most insane is Tally
@@Royal_Xxtynss Andromae is you mean (thats probably spelt wrong)
@@Turnk U can't do andromaea without a mods bcuz u have to like move ur mouse reaLly quick
@@Royal_Xxtynss You said the most insane, not the most insane that is possible
@@Turnk shut up if it's not possible it's not the most insane
Imagine his actual dad walks in just like "why do you keep calling me"
@Ryan Quach I would say I agree but that would be biased
@Ryan Quach well then...agreed
DUDE TRUEÈEEE
pov: When dad learns a new word *uses it in every sentence*
I see that nico when you crafting 🤨 like this there's two balls and 2× one
"there's this thing in our family that makes our voices kinda like squeakier" hahahaha
Imagine how awkward she would have been feeling when mongo joined the call
nico i like y9ur song in the end its so soft great job bro
Mongo is happy his ,,son" met two girls at once bc now he has who to hook
It’s so funny how he just kept saying poggers son, it’s so awkward but funny
How old are you ? Nico: 14
Girl: oh i am 19
My brain: What the heck is he doing
Edit: ty for the likes
Hmmmmmm
P
4:43 Perfect zelda music
"Poggers nico, poggers" lmaoooo
"How old are you?"
"I'm 14"
"I'm 19"
*Nico Gasps*
*DIGITAL STORM AD*
Edit: Is it bad I come back to this comment every now and then to check the replies? Tysm for almost 400 likes :D I love u all :>
Edit 2: 400 LIKES YAY
I’m 7 and a half
@@Pokemon15548 u a bit young
@@Pokemon15548 you shouldnt be allowed on youtube lol
@@heyimxki I’m 5
😀
“I just fell off by mistake son” got me dying of laughter
“Let’s go I killed women poggers “got me dying of laughter on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:33 he just skipped the part when he died 😂
2:24 *killing someone with Dream's skin* "My dream is to become a RUclipsr"
I was gonna say that XD
Lmaoo
Love like and scribe for not Nico👼😊🎮💻🎙
You should hire someone who says their nico.
yess pls do
yes
Mongo was being toxic lol
My man just break out a combo🤣
raina and momo got so well together
the only problem with mongo was that he excessively said the word “son”
Thank u for playing whith meeeee
All i hear
“Poggers son”
“Poggers”
It was pretty hard trying not to laugh every time mongo said something
Question. Does anyone's dad actually call them son? I just laughed so hard ever time Mongo said son.
0:49 “hey wake up!”
Mongo is the best dad ever😅
“I wish to be a youtuber.” -NotNico, a youtuber with 500K subs.
Edit: thanks for the 224 likes, my record was like 7 :)
Double edit: thanks for the 251 likes, my last record was 224
Triple edit: owait notnico has 700K now
Quadruple edit: Thanks for the 260 my last record was 251
Same
dont you mean niconot???? (i swear to god someone that doesnt get the joke is gonna reply to this saying "its notnico not niconot"
Dreams is cute
500k to 600k in 3 weeks
600k
Nico: “I’m 14”
Mongo pretending to be dad: “I’m 30”
*think about it*
He said “ in his 30’s’ meaning hes pretending to be 31-39
@@nergixd 30* to 39
16?
16 years old and already a dad? Or something
He also said "started playing mineraft. And there i met my wife."
NICO IS 14. MINECRAFT ISN'T EVEN 14.
“Squeaky voices run in the family”
good job nico keep up the hard you can do it
She’s so wholesome
If this keeps up, Nico will be the next Tommyinnit.
But the drugless and clean one XD
Ah yes, Tommyinint
Yes lol
But killed 2 women instead of one
@@smiler7461 The more the merrier lol
the way he said dada 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
yooo u love you playing bedwars :D
mind sending me the site, asking for a friend
First comment
cool stuff glimpse
glimpse down badddd
uhhh
@@relapseplus fr
Alr just imagine nico saying “daddy” instead of “dad”
No. Just no
Ayo why was that iron so sus😂😂😂
Kid:Hey dad whats a simp
Dad: watch this vid
The vid: