Reptilian Shapeshifters | Jessie "Jetski" Johnson | Stand-Up On The Spot

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024
  • Jessie "Jetski" Johnson covers everything from reptilian shapeshifters to why situationships sounds like a nautical term on Stand-Up On The Spot where comedians go up with no prepared material and riff off of audience suggestions. Live from the Comedy Store in Los Angeles. You know Jetski Johsnon from the Bad Friends Podcast and Kill Tony. Watch her now on Stand-Up On The Spot! #JessieJohnson #Jetski #standupcomedy #badfriends #riff #crowdwork #comedystore #badfriendspodcast #aliens #fullset
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  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 9 месяцев назад +108

    watching Jetski evolve over these last few years has been amazing. Watching her go from the Band on KT and breaking out of her shell to doing crowd work and sellng out shows, it is awsome! Keep killin it Jetski! Her little giggle is infectious.

    • @Iansanonce-lp4nx
      @Iansanonce-lp4nx 9 месяцев назад +11

      She is terrible at stand up??? What are you talking about??

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii 9 месяцев назад +1

      She’s also on bad friends now

    • @mrbeans2425
      @mrbeans2425 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Iansanonce-lp4nx Oh ok send me the link to your stand up.

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 9 месяцев назад +1

      And that guy in the crowd offering Hillary Clinton as an example of most notorious reptilians was extra funny since Jessie looks like a young HRC (meaning that as a compliment).

    • @Ophelia_Pain
      @Ophelia_Pain 9 месяцев назад +1

      I just found her. So, I'll be back when I've watched more. 😊

  • @entheogenocide
    @entheogenocide 9 месяцев назад +55

    I have such a crush on jetski. She makes me smile everytime she speaks

  • @Ethan2Tone
    @Ethan2Tone 9 месяцев назад +64

    I love how it has a wiki context that says reptilian humanoid. That only makes me asks questions I never had before. 😂

    • @amusia1469
      @amusia1469 9 месяцев назад +4

      Its getting real

    • @ng2115
      @ng2115 9 месяцев назад +1

      Jetski knows too much lol

    • @chrischeers9905
      @chrischeers9905 9 месяцев назад +3

      Anytime youtube finds it necessary to give context, there are trying to control a narrative. They are a company, companies don't care about people, so its not for your well being, only a bottom line which is easily bought, which is their only concern. I'm glad someone noticed the "context". And thank you to youtube, but you don't have to give context, we can figure it out without you.

    • @trinitylost
      @trinitylost 9 месяцев назад

      Yup! Very first thing I noticed!

  • @C8zzzD
    @C8zzzD 9 месяцев назад +56

    My favorite quip "Imagine Biden transitioning... Leave it to a man to become the first female president!" 😂😂😂 🎉

  • @iuploadulike
    @iuploadulike 9 месяцев назад +23

    She does really well navigating riffs through all those nerves! LET'S GO JETSKIII BRAAAP BRAAAAP

    • @vids595
      @vids595 9 месяцев назад

      BRAAAP BRAAAAP? Farts?

    • @rawkingkong
      @rawkingkong 8 месяцев назад

      Nerves?

  • @BrianFlores123
    @BrianFlores123 7 месяцев назад +1

    She's great! I love her laugh and how she genuinely cracks up on stage. ❤

  • @SteveN-zg6ww
    @SteveN-zg6ww 9 месяцев назад +18

    I see why Andrew named her Juicy

  • @ElyciusM
    @ElyciusM 9 месяцев назад +11

    this was actually a really good stand up on the spot set. she killed the improv

  • @TheHAMMER91
    @TheHAMMER91 9 месяцев назад +9

    So many awesome jokes. The Situation Ship joke deserves more imo

  • @garfunkle5447
    @garfunkle5447 9 месяцев назад +3

    Wow. Talk about being light on your feet. To navigate through different topics is a hood skill set to have.

  • @hiphopfaerie
    @hiphopfaerie 9 месяцев назад +6

    I love Jetski!! She's quite funny

  • @activedelirium
    @activedelirium 8 месяцев назад +3

    Jetski; literally a golden retriever in human form “I’m more of a dog person “

  • @Tedtt655
    @Tedtt655 9 месяцев назад +4

    Jetski got some cake ❤juicy

  • @percocet80
    @percocet80 Месяц назад

    i love jessie so much

  • @BillyTheKidder
    @BillyTheKidder 9 месяцев назад +9

    The context box under this video is hilarious 😂 As is Jetski

    • @rawkingkong
      @rawkingkong 8 месяцев назад

      Dats how you know it be tru

  • @kielkiel
    @kielkiel 9 месяцев назад +2

    Impeccable crowd work I dare say!

  • @Suspicioustoast-lj6ye
    @Suspicioustoast-lj6ye 8 месяцев назад +3

    You can tell there’s bought and censored comments when the criticism comments are towards the bottom and same repeated comments are towards the top. Mine will be somewhere towards the top or middle because of pointing it out.

  • @Adam_David
    @Adam_David 9 месяцев назад +1

    Juicy to Jessie to Jetski . I smell a spoiler alert 😮😂

  • @knockacullion
    @knockacullion 8 месяцев назад +1

    Damn you killed it jetski, i ❤ you

  • @chancesandberg5355
    @chancesandberg5355 Месяц назад +1

    I love you so much I miss you on bad friends

  • @karsonmapes
    @karsonmapes 3 месяца назад

    absolutely love her

  • @DerrickCavanaugh
    @DerrickCavanaugh Месяц назад

    Found her on Bad Friends (late to the party) but damn she is as funny as I thought she'd be!!! From AZ myself, good to see a hilarious female representing AZ!

  • @zhinho2
    @zhinho2 9 месяцев назад +1

    What an amazing gal😍 She deserves all her Flowers 💐✨

  • @Who_We_Are_podcast
    @Who_We_Are_podcast 2 месяца назад

    Jetski is the bomb.

  • @mandoville
    @mandoville 9 месяцев назад

    that was so cool and so fun....truly genuine

  • @Cardioid2035
    @Cardioid2035 Месяц назад

    If this was all improvised on the spot it’s super impressive to me. There was some great jokes peppered throughout that

  • @DOCTORPUNISHER
    @DOCTORPUNISHER 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jessie is kinggg

  • @MrBlazingninja
    @MrBlazingninja 9 месяцев назад +1

    Adorable and funny.

  • @petiewheat82
    @petiewheat82 9 месяцев назад

    Wow, she crushed it! Fun times with this girl:)

  • @Toadonthetable
    @Toadonthetable 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jetski!!! Surprisingly nautical this time. Always a killer

  • @jjsmomma2456
    @jjsmomma2456 9 месяцев назад

    Love Jetski!!!

  • @diggitywaxenhausen9011
    @diggitywaxenhausen9011 9 месяцев назад

    Juicy killin it!

  • @Voo504Doo
    @Voo504Doo 9 месяцев назад +2

    i love jetski! shes a cutie too

  • @EremEdition
    @EremEdition 9 месяцев назад +1

    Wikipedia had to fact check you assuring us now that Hilary is 100% a shapeshifter

  • @Doogins420
    @Doogins420 4 месяца назад

    Love it! Used to be into conspiracy myself. She must have listen to David Icke before lol

  • @robertmazzola9610
    @robertmazzola9610 9 месяцев назад +2

    Jessie is the queen. Funny, witty, and good at crowd work.

  • @ranchlord77
    @ranchlord77 9 месяцев назад

    woah!!! just watched this part yesterday:00

  • @ZachMalakoffComedy
    @ZachMalakoffComedy 9 месяцев назад +1

    Man, the worst thing about doing crowd work is accidentally ruining situationships. But at least he knows it’s not a relationship now.

  • @Dixie_N0rmis
    @Dixie_N0rmis 9 месяцев назад +4

    Jessie cute af too

  • @dot_t
    @dot_t 9 месяцев назад

    So funny Jessie! ❤️✨

  • @scottlawrence1826
    @scottlawrence1826 6 месяцев назад +1

    BEAUTIFUL woman! Gaddamn!

  • @samtaylor646
    @samtaylor646 9 месяцев назад +7

    Oof. Hard to watch. Pity claps and laughs.

  • @tax5209
    @tax5209 9 месяцев назад

    Wow she killed!! 👏

  • @TheTenaciousEunuch
    @TheTenaciousEunuch 9 месяцев назад

    YES JESS!

  • @nnnickkk
    @nnnickkk 9 месяцев назад +3

    RUclips had to intervene in case Jetski managed to convince viewers Biden is an actual shapeshifter.

    • @jimkost2002
      @jimkost2002 9 месяцев назад

      What would we do w/o our “benevolent” overlords @gootoob/s

  • @PrinXessDime
    @PrinXessDime 9 месяцев назад

    Jetski is the SHIT!!! ❤❤❤

  • @tonyvelez2070
    @tonyvelez2070 9 месяцев назад +5

    Someone has to be holding up a laugh now card 🤷‍♂️

  • @GravityJWST
    @GravityJWST 9 месяцев назад

    🎉❤❤🎉 I’m SO GLAD YOU said alien

  • @Poosnatcher
    @Poosnatcher 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thiccski Johnson❤

  • @sagejennings4342
    @sagejennings4342 8 месяцев назад

    As someone who's seen the movie, I feel the need to inform her and anyone that doesn't know that "barbie that was buried in the back yard" is a CHARACTER in the movie played by Kate McKinnon. Her name is Weird Barbie.

  • @one_three_eight
    @one_three_eight 9 месяцев назад

    Love jessie

  • @Ryan-re7oj
    @Ryan-re7oj 9 месяцев назад

    JUICY!! ❤

  • @MalloryChub
    @MalloryChub 2 месяца назад

    dude she's so smart 7/7 😎🍦

  • @bluebyyou7504
    @bluebyyou7504 9 месяцев назад +6

    There's no such thing as used to be a conspiracy theorist.

  • @FCKfear
    @FCKfear 9 месяцев назад +3

    Jessie must be called Jetskiii bc she wears tinted glasses like she rides the white 🌊 👋😂 she’s so funny

  • @duncanstoebner4504
    @duncanstoebner4504 9 месяцев назад

    This girl was on Scissor Bros!!

  • @seapotato4515
    @seapotato4515 9 месяцев назад +2

    context notice has gone goblin mode, youtube felt the need to put an official link to wikipedia about reptile humans triggered by stand up.

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck 4 месяца назад

    She has a CDL for sure! Juicy jerski is a smoke show and she's funny. THIS TYPE OF WOMAN IS RARE.

  • @rahjurkrheg8734
    @rahjurkrheg8734 3 месяца назад

    Hell yeah

  • @dannysanchez9919
    @dannysanchez9919 9 месяцев назад +1

    Situationship?!?!!! No mam. Just stop. Stop changing words 😂

  • @chilljackson577
    @chilljackson577 9 месяцев назад

    Hilarious lol

  • @ChandlerSavage
    @ChandlerSavage 9 месяцев назад +7

    Jetski is killing it! Way to riff!

  • @_madonkey_
    @_madonkey_ 9 месяцев назад

    Jetski!!!

  • @djdanger9812
    @djdanger9812 9 месяцев назад

    JUICY!

  • @Bluto.The.Chihuahua
    @Bluto.The.Chihuahua 9 месяцев назад +6

    Wow they actually fake checked "reptilian humanoid" on this stand-up COMEDY video.

    • @standupots
      @standupots  9 месяцев назад +2

      YT unfortunately forces us to do silly things like that

    • @Bluto.The.Chihuahua
      @Bluto.The.Chihuahua 9 месяцев назад

      It was the first laugh I got after clicking the thumbnail.@@standupots

  • @plays4keeps159
    @plays4keeps159 9 месяцев назад +2

    New queen of comedy🔥🔥🔥

  • @label_me
    @label_me 9 месяцев назад

    Jesski funny, algorithm

  • @wyatterdman8742
    @wyatterdman8742 9 месяцев назад

    She's talented af. But also definitely a sleeper, babe. Damn jetski

  • @FJness
    @FJness 9 месяцев назад

    When was this?

  • @TheJereld
    @TheJereld 9 месяцев назад +1

    The funniest part of the joke is she is right.

  • @scottlawrence1826
    @scottlawrence1826 6 месяцев назад

    Jessie's femininity runs SO strong! She is still Goddamn GORGEOUS in loose fitting super comfy clothes!

  • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
    @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 9 месяцев назад

    I like Her 🤔😎
    I too was into Conspiracies 😅

  • @Akimikinaak
    @Akimikinaak 9 месяцев назад

    utube had to put a disclaimer up for lizard aliens

  • @deshaundozier
    @deshaundozier 9 месяцев назад

    Women are sooooooo good at comedy

  • @me.1475
    @me.1475 9 месяцев назад +7

    Wtf akward as anything I've ever seen

  • @MGBlast666
    @MGBlast666 9 месяцев назад

    im willing to argue Jessie is the best female comic... She's certainly the funniest hahahaha cheers

  • @kc4327
    @kc4327 9 месяцев назад +6

    im sorry but this is terrible. she reeks of nervousness and gives the set an awkward feeling, and not the good kind. she needs more confidence and a better flow into each joke.

    • @skaxxx
      @skaxxx Месяц назад

      It’s an on the spot stand up. No shit.

  • @MrBlazingninja
    @MrBlazingninja 9 месяцев назад +2

    Your crowd work is fire,

  • @salty_lizard
    @salty_lizard 5 месяцев назад

    Ski maskkkkkkkk ❤

  • @Shadeghoul
    @Shadeghoul 3 месяца назад

    6:43

  • @ghostfacekhila
    @ghostfacekhila 9 месяцев назад

    Revving my engine!

  • @PacificWestwest
    @PacificWestwest 4 месяца назад +2

    Whoever told her she was funny should be ashamed of themselves. This is horrible 😬

  • @monumentalhitz4862
    @monumentalhitz4862 9 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that they have the Wikipedia for context makes me suspicious hmmm..

  • @Downs-Indroam
    @Downs-Indroam 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jetski is the best!

  • @stephenc0822
    @stephenc0822 9 месяцев назад +1

    Im so0o0o0 attracted to her! Love the comedy

  • @JimiEsoteric-lk6pu
    @JimiEsoteric-lk6pu 8 месяцев назад

    She's good

  • @davidmoreno4177
    @davidmoreno4177 2 месяца назад

    Her name is juicy yo lol

  • @jaredfoote30000
    @jaredfoote30000 9 месяцев назад

    Wetski is stacking panniecakes

  • @ScottLeland
    @ScottLeland 5 месяцев назад +1

    Im sure you would be annoyed af of her after 3 days

  • @caring-assoul_
    @caring-assoul_ 9 месяцев назад +4

    This girl is not funny. There is way too many people out there telling her the opposite.🙄

  • @torocruz1192
    @torocruz1192 9 месяцев назад

    She is soooo funny who is this woman?!

  • @justemusicme
    @justemusicme 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @bkbgbvhiuyu3856
    @bkbgbvhiuyu3856 5 месяцев назад

    I love you

  • @OsirisCreatives
    @OsirisCreatives 9 месяцев назад

    She's my type.

  • @hookedonprjonrojas2314
    @hookedonprjonrojas2314 9 месяцев назад

    Love jetski’s stand up

  • @hankkingsley9183
    @hankkingsley9183 9 месяцев назад

    I would take the original Star Trek universe in a heartbeat... no more wars

  • @geffcassuto
    @geffcassuto 9 месяцев назад +1

    😍😍😍😍

  • @drake.707
    @drake.707 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jetski is so dope

  • @percocet80
    @percocet80 Месяц назад

    Shes so likeable 👍

  • @matiasmarichal2348
    @matiasmarichal2348 8 месяцев назад +4

    What deal did she sign, forcing this girl down everyones throat and shes just dosnt have it, and i like how you have to really look for the honest negative comments on her post

    • @manstache3323
      @manstache3323 7 месяцев назад +2

      She's new, give it time.

    • @seanlong869
      @seanlong869 4 месяца назад

      Do you hear people laughing? Just because it's not your flavor doesn't mean it isn't funny. You are not the gatekeeper of taste.

    • @matiasmarichal2348
      @matiasmarichal2348 4 месяца назад

      @seanlong869 it's funny you say that, no one's laughing seems like she fell off already she got her 15 min of fame and fumbled it

    • @seanlong869
      @seanlong869 4 месяца назад

      @@matiasmarichal2348 what have you done lately? Why hate on someone else actually trying. It's a lot easier to cut everyone around you down than improve. And people were laughing.

    • @matiasmarichal2348
      @matiasmarichal2348 4 месяца назад +1

      @seanlong869 I don't like to hate but for over a year she was ruining the bad friends pod her annoying laugh and she would laugh at simple things I liked her alot at first but got old quick, there's a reason why she's been doing comedy for years and hasn't gotten successful it's not just me