Leondale: Thank You (and You and You)

Lyrics:
[verse]
Ooooh hoo hoo hoo yuuh-huh
Thank you friend for listening to this album to the end,
Now go and get me lots of cash, on this album you should spend,
This is the best album ever, you know that this is true (trooo hooo)
So get out there and gimmie some cash, rob someone if you have to,
hell, go on and grab two,
This album is worth some time in jail, cuz it never fails,
Rain or hail, it weather's the scales
gettin' lyrically funky over beats that are country,
makin' ya dance like you some kinda junky, or maybe like a shady monkey,
You know as them come ups say, this album's like the bomb
and I'd like to thank you young chumps for listening to my songs...
[chorus]
Thank you for listening,
listening to my songs,
I hope they get stuck in your head so you have to sing as you think along,
Hope they play on loop for hours and hours and hours and hours....
Ooooo, a whole damn long ass time ya'll
My album is the ultimate power,
Nah, I'm not on the powder...Thank you for listening to my songs...
Songs, songs,
Songs,
Oooooh now honey chy
[verse]
This album's the greatest, I say this cuz I don't play this false modesty,
It aligns the mind with stars to mars and starts new galaxies,
(Space ain't the final frontier y'all)
I'm the greatest writer, tighter than a combo of Dylan and Francis Scott Key,
You shoulda stopped back when ya dumbos had a chance to stop me,
I sing my songs strong like coffee,
and all ya haytin Santans best to back up off me (I mean dat!)
So listen to this album, tell all your friends to do the same,
or a curse will befall not only you but all y'all family name,
and just letting that happen would be awfully wrong,
and I'd like to thank you for listening to my songs...
[chorus]
Thank you for listening,
listening to my songs,
I hope they get stuck in your head so you have to sing as you think along,
Hope they play on loop for hours and hours and hours and hours....
Ooooo, a whole damn long ass time ya'll
My album is the ultimate power,
Nah, I'm not on the powder...Thank you for listening to my songs...
Songs, songs,
Songs,
Oooooh now honey chy
My album is the ultimate power...Thank you for listening to my songs...
Hooooooooo whattit do now,
Whattit do, whattit do,
Whattit doo doo doo doo do,
Hoooooooo
[verse]
To those that really know me, these words ain't no parody,
And you better pay me this time, cuz I'm no singing charity,
I'm bringing the best to beats,
like the best of eats to the function,
I did my thang now don't play and say ya ain't owe me nothin'
Ha! Nah, I ain't back to smokin', fact I'm jokin'
Pokin' funna ego rappers, the yappers and celebrity,
In reality I see that I'm just blessed to be a leaf on the tree of humanity,
humanitee hee hee,
and I remember the giver of life, Jesus Christ who's number one,
Who paid the price so we can live a nice life, thank you God's humble son,
Humble number one son,
and I thank him for making you,
and you, and you, and you and you,
so you can sit right there in that chair,
blarin' a track or two,
and as I close this out, let me shout, Jesus fixes what goes wrong...
and I'd like to thank you for listening to my songs...
(spoken)
Y'all still better pay me doe!
[chorus]
Thank you for listening,
listening to my songs,
I hope they get stuck in your head so you have to sing as you think along,
Hope they play on loop for hours and hours and hours and hours....
Ooooo, a whole damn long ass time ya'll
My album is the ultimate power...Thank you for listening to my songs...
Hooooooooo whattit do now,
Whattit do, whattit do,
Whattit doo doo doo doo do,
Hoooooooo