Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 041: Itchy & Scratchy W/ Brendan Sagalow

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июл 2024
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    Chapters:
    0:00 - INTRO
    0:45 - Blowing Of The Shofar
    1:55 - Kisses From God
    5:36 - Stealing From A Child
    9:00 - Eagle In CandyLand
    11:32 - Get Out
    13:00 - Can We Just Be My Friends
    15:43 - IM ROGER RABBIT
    21:27 - ADS
    26:21 - Lying Day
    29:16 - What’s Going On ?
    34:30- Desert Island
    40:50 - I Think I’m Dead
    46:08 - Magic Man
    49:40 - Men Are From Mars
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    Produced/Edited by: Ethan Dupree
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  • @BeinIanPod
    @BeinIanPod  Год назад +14

    Thanks gang! Patreon.com/beinianpod for bonus solo eps of Ian and Jordan each week!

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro Год назад +80

    Jordan is turning into Shelley Duvall in The Shining.

  • @TheFrancis300
    @TheFrancis300 Год назад +41

    Every few episodes Ian does a SpongeBob impression and everytime it gets worse lmfao.

  • @skullfux1321
    @skullfux1321 Год назад +58

    This episode really has that "left a camera rolling in the mental ward" vibe and i couldnt love it more 😂🙏

  • @tech_nog4520
    @tech_nog4520 Год назад +42

    I like to think that when it time for Jordan to be committed, she’ll have the decency to turn herself in, but Ian will definitely have to be tranquilized

  • @elizabethjoslin111
    @elizabethjoslin111 Год назад +35

    Yo. Jordan blows that horn.

    • @Fabian080690
      @Fabian080690 Год назад +4

      It helps she doesn't put down 2 packs a day

    • @anthonybogus5688
      @anthonybogus5688 Год назад

      Ya she would 100% know how to fully drain a set of male balls.

    • @anthonybogus5688
      @anthonybogus5688 Год назад +2

      @@Fabian080690 jus a lot of addy

  • @laurenm4938
    @laurenm4938 Год назад +51

    i knew jordan was stressed because she cut bangs not because i could see her hives

    • @jt9124
      @jt9124 Год назад +12

      I knew she was stressed because she's strung out on drugs

    • @malicioustactics6846
      @malicioustactics6846 Год назад +1

      I knew they weren't hives cause it's clearly a cold sore. Stress induces cold sores not hives lmao. Plus the way she got so defensive about it. It's okay to get them, 85% of the population gets them. But yeah she needs to lay off the adderall for sure.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom Год назад

      Why are girls like this

    • @ElevenEleven1188
      @ElevenEleven1188 6 месяцев назад

      Girls? GIRLS? It couldn't be the way those BOYS have acted around her....😅 holayy 🙄

  • @sqauckaa
    @sqauckaa Год назад +22

    This should be called the ignore the guest podcast.

    • @anthonybogus5688
      @anthonybogus5688 Год назад +7

      100% adhd or not , lil to disrespectful lol

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz Год назад +5

      Not 5min in and it is insane Sags hasn’t just left 😂

    • @newbietubie
      @newbietubie Год назад +1

      Now that's a name that they should honestly consider.

    • @label_me
      @label_me Год назад +2

      Maybe if they got some interesting guests I could agree

    • @visualpr3cision
      @visualpr3cision Месяц назад

      That’s Jordan’s exxxxxx

  • @mitchleanna9440
    @mitchleanna9440 Год назад +17

    The rash is from Jeremiah!!!

  • @user-vf6km4sf2r
    @user-vf6km4sf2r Год назад +11

    This is a reminder to not take advice from comedians especially the adderall addicted ones

  • @impossiblegems
    @impossiblegems Год назад +14

    The first 4 min of Brendan trying to podcast is hysterical- do you know where you are sir??

  • @ReallyBigBrother
    @ReallyBigBrother Год назад +10

    Brendan is the kid from Bad Santa all grown up

    • @zsxavi
      @zsxavi Год назад +2

      You want some sandwiches? 🤣

  • @eduardoc8296
    @eduardoc8296 Год назад +11

    despite jordans hives, she looks sooo pretty here ! i love her hair !

  • @buffalothebison4850
    @buffalothebison4850 Год назад +16

    Jordan becomes more feral every week.

  • @gelilahyoungsun4326
    @gelilahyoungsun4326 Год назад +58

    They should call this show Simping for Jordan with Ian

    • @newbietubie
      @newbietubie Год назад +1

      Maybe the best comment in this podcast's history

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell Год назад +39

    The doctor didn’t say it was hives, he said it was HIVs

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 Год назад +55

    Ian is the human form of hair from the shower drain, and I love him.

  • @twistedadjust
    @twistedadjust Год назад +12

    Everyones hair looks very nice today

  • @No5elfCTRL
    @No5elfCTRL Год назад +12

    This is quickly become by favorite pod out there. So silly

  • @passionofthechip2255
    @passionofthechip2255 Год назад +13

    How ironic that Jordan has herpes after letting someone spit in her mouth last episode.

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 Год назад +6

    Brendan being prpud of himself for the ass scoot was so endearing lol😂

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 Год назад +11

    14:10 bro this sagalow funny af 😂 he got like a diff depressed fuck it personality rn it's funnier

  • @plismdp
    @plismdp Год назад +16

    When Sagalow said "let me finish a sentence" I felt that. 75% of this show is Ian and Jordan having their own moments.

  • @rachelcassandra9
    @rachelcassandra9 Год назад +6

    Most chaotic ep. Lol I need chaotic friends like this

  • @julietadobbins9193
    @julietadobbins9193 Год назад +6

    Love this podcast! Thank you for bringing joy love Ian and Jordan.

  • @losbubi4870
    @losbubi4870 Год назад +4

    Dang. Sagalow was going through it this episode. Hope he feels better

  • @markpabst8468
    @markpabst8468 Год назад +6

    Jordan’s really becoming the Living Dead Girl that Rob Zombie was singing about.

  • @johncassell3362
    @johncassell3362 Год назад +3

    Jordans hair looks great

  • @jackkuehneman9300
    @jackkuehneman9300 Год назад +6

    Becoming my favorite podcast real fast

  • @nicholasgennuso3454
    @nicholasgennuso3454 Год назад +2

    Sagalow the stealing from child denying it and then feeling bad about it later is a very funny bit and why we love you
    Anyway you’ve grown on me like a hive in Jordan’s lip, love these eps

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz Год назад +6

    “Its the weed!”
    Nah its you two ignoring and talking over him.

  • @saramillennium
    @saramillennium Год назад +4

    the intro song is sick

  • @Okillydokilly69
    @Okillydokilly69 Год назад +10

    Four !

  • @MelancholicFools
    @MelancholicFools Год назад +1

    I haven’t been watching every bein Ian but I love Ian and I will see him whenever he visits my town

  • @ryanherrera3407
    @ryanherrera3407 Год назад

    I believe this may be my most favorite introduction to a podcast. So sweet and endearing. Love it. Keep it up, y’all. Shout out from SATX

  • @dk_mk_mun1808
    @dk_mk_mun1808 Год назад +2

    I was just doing an impression of **kick** your underwear lol

  • @pjshulsky
    @pjshulsky Год назад +1

    “Am I too close” like damn

  • @joebags3322
    @joebags3322 Год назад +1

    18:54 MY LEG was just 🤌

  • @wherrera
    @wherrera Год назад +1

    Sags killed it! Great seeing all three of you all at Moontower!

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 Год назад +2

    Brendon is one of my favorite New York people, I’m always rooting for him to succeed!! ❤😂 Even when he’s pouting and needs some tickling from old strange uncle Ian 🤣

  • @SiamSmokeSesh
    @SiamSmokeSesh Год назад +5

    Every episode makes me question life more and more

  • @sagaterrien31
    @sagaterrien31 Год назад +1

    The Eagle story had me cackling so hard. Lollll

  • @Yermumshouse
    @Yermumshouse Год назад

    That head motion ian made sitting Jordan back down was too perfect right after he said he don’t wanna be an actor lol

  • @kellyinCT09
    @kellyinCT09 Год назад +4

    Every episode is better than the last👏👏👏🤣

  • @therealsalamiboi
    @therealsalamiboi Год назад +1

    New favorite pod. Completely unhinged

  • @park6230
    @park6230 Год назад +3

    Jordan with the horn made me feel some kind of way

  • @deelee2584
    @deelee2584 Год назад +3

    With Jordan

  • @notspeltdylan
    @notspeltdylan Год назад +1

    Watching this is making me itchy.

  • @kellyinCT09
    @kellyinCT09 Год назад +1

    "This is awful...youre right, lets go back to scratching" 😂

  • @MrDelapino
    @MrDelapino Год назад +3

    Give Sa Daddy some respect in this basement!

  • @samtavakoli6682
    @samtavakoli6682 Год назад +51

    I'm surprised more guests don't leave. You guys literally ask the guest a question, then while he's answering. Jordan starts talking about herself, then Ian just ignores the guest and banters with Jordan. It's insane can you guys just bone and get it over with.

  • @gumbygreens8975
    @gumbygreens8975 11 месяцев назад +1

    You guys make my cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing. I cant even do my job.

  • @helpis0ntheway
    @helpis0ntheway Год назад

    Love the thumbnail- Great pic of all you!! I wish these pods went longer. Skankalow!!

  • @tb80038
    @tb80038 Год назад +3

    Sag Daddy da God. Consistently the best guess on RAP. He could be 3rs mic easily

  • @ricardom5699
    @ricardom5699 Год назад +1

    WEED IS GAY merch is needed

  • @smokedoutpositivesquad9463
    @smokedoutpositivesquad9463 9 месяцев назад

    I just got off 2 weeks of zyrtec and Benadryl and watching this made me itchy again. Thanks a lot jordan

  • @exaltedchampion201
    @exaltedchampion201 Год назад

    Jordan - thanks for coming all the way out to Batavia IL with the river bugs. It was probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a show

  • @roymakescomics
    @roymakescomics Год назад +3

    I love Brendan, but he seemed depressed this episode. Hope he realizes his self worth. Jordan too.

  • @kellyinCT09
    @kellyinCT09 Год назад +1

    @31:17 fantastic Henry Hill by Sagalow 👏👏👏🤣

  • @Ratigun
    @Ratigun Год назад +7

    Sagalow is fucking hilarious, bro.

  • @andrewcollins5316
    @andrewcollins5316 Год назад +1

    This podcast is like a comfort blanket. And I don't know what that says about me...

  • @taylorsterling9932
    @taylorsterling9932 2 месяца назад

    My 7 year old son loves your set!

  • @jokerjln
    @jokerjln 7 месяцев назад +1

    They just blatantly ignore this dude for the first 5 mins 😂

  • @isaabdul4987
    @isaabdul4987 11 месяцев назад +1

    This brendan sagalow has the funniest demeanor ever I'm crying laughing and he's barely making jokes

  • @cadetotten6676
    @cadetotten6676 Год назад +1

    “We’re just being funny on a podcast, do you wanna try?”

  • @sweetlowsounds
    @sweetlowsounds Год назад +2

    Sometimes I think I made a wrong turn after finding Ian on Regular Car Reviews podcast.

  • @Purkinje90
    @Purkinje90 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bein Creepy With Eagle

  • @ther3dr00m
    @ther3dr00m Год назад +7

    this episode made my hangover worse

  • @andrewhart6200
    @andrewhart6200 Год назад +1

    @ 43:25ish Jordan admits to being a stacker! Hooray GJGJ :) Wiseeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @christophernerney6543
    @christophernerney6543 Год назад +8

    Brendan don’t start pity party doubting yourself, lying is seductive, be honest trust your instincts

  • @jjelf2
    @jjelf2 Год назад +1

    Brendan sagalow is the reason i clicked on this.

  • @crystalnoone4648
    @crystalnoone4648 Год назад

    Love you Brendan!!

  • @rnavarrete5406
    @rnavarrete5406 Год назад

    Exactly 19 minutes in Jordan speaks wisdom.

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG Год назад +1

    I’m here to keep Jordan in her place

  • @coreyrobinson2546
    @coreyrobinson2546 Год назад +2

    Jordan covered in hives and on the verge of death and I’m over thinking “wow Jordan looks especially pretty this episode” whatever you’re doin JJ keep it up doesn’t matter if you die as long as you look beautiful doin it

  • @xaques.4469
    @xaques.4469 Год назад +4

    Lets go im so sick of life

  • @Incitvs
    @Incitvs 4 месяца назад

    i like the producer cleaning jordan's mouth

  • @buttersstotch4956
    @buttersstotch4956 Месяц назад

    Bear grylls is a war veteran he was a Green Beret for the British military

  • @tjmakesnoise
    @tjmakesnoise Год назад

    Jordan with major Wendy from The Shining vibes in this episode

  • @markcrawford8424
    @markcrawford8424 Год назад

    not going to lie when jordan stood up after Brendan said he just farted I thought she was going to queef into the mic lol

  • @torstrasburg8289
    @torstrasburg8289 Год назад

    Funniest podcast, period. Even with hives, I can't take my eyes off Jordan. She's simply adorable. It's the combination of looks, hilariousness, and personality. Ian scored big time. Deservedly.

  • @mohamedamine7610
    @mohamedamine7610 Год назад +5

    Great ep, I hope Brendan gets better.. he's always funny on RAP

    • @BeinIanPod
      @BeinIanPod  Год назад +5

      We love him he’s the best!

  • @rachelcassandra9
    @rachelcassandra9 Год назад

    Those are the funniest little farts lmao

  • @johncassell3362
    @johncassell3362 Год назад

    Jordan looks good in a ponytail

  • @franciscovega2042
    @franciscovega2042 Год назад +2

    Her-peas.

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Год назад

    Shoutout Sagahoe!

  • @thebonbrests741
    @thebonbrests741 11 месяцев назад

    34:44 when Jordan's handlers come out 😅

  • @emylievyrling534
    @emylievyrling534 Год назад

    56:56 best podcast signoff ever

  • @rayjenkins5832
    @rayjenkins5832 Год назад +1

    Rolling up some newspaper, wet a couple inches on one end, then slap the itchy parts with the wet newspaper. Takes the edge off and you wont end up with bloddy patches of raw skin

  • @nicholasgennuso3454
    @nicholasgennuso3454 Год назад

    Duuude 10:51 Jordan speaks without moving her mouth whoaa

  • @christopherbrower8496
    @christopherbrower8496 Год назад +1

    Bring on William Montgomery!!!

  • @ricardom5699
    @ricardom5699 Год назад

    Most chaotic podcast in the game

  • @mickeyabbot5851
    @mickeyabbot5851 Год назад +1

    This was a rough ep. Jordan is tweaking, both she and Ian keep talking over each other and the guest, he keeps getting interrupted. 2nd half of the ep wasnt as bad as the first.
    Jordan probably caught something from the "Stand Up On The Spit" episode

  • @DannyDeVitois79
    @DannyDeVitois79 Год назад +1

    This show is rapidly growing on me,,,, and I want to scratch Jordan.

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 Год назад +1

    Ayy sagalow nice

  • @intruative
    @intruative Год назад

    Anyone else wonder who that person is in the car at the end of the intro? Do they know that theyre in the intro of the best pod ever?

  • @anneominous7172
    @anneominous7172 Год назад

    Man that Nirvana reference from Ian fucking killed me

  • @eyedontfollow
    @eyedontfollow 3 месяца назад

    9:18 Jordan got followed by the UFC’s Khabib “The Eagle” Nurmagomedov

  • @fliptophiphop1894
    @fliptophiphop1894 Год назад

    Brendan is like a parody comic 😄

  • @daniell8630
    @daniell8630 Год назад

    Fact- I named my little brother Brendan
    Fact- Brendan Sagalows name is Brendan
    Coincidence? I think not🫢