These guys have inadvertently admitted that attacking American bases is not an act of war but rather a targeted strategic strike. And killing an American president is not not an invasion
It was originally The War Department, changed in the late fifties or early sixties when I was a kid, and my grandmother worked there. She was very glad the name was made less horrible.
I knew it and have been saying. This is one of the tactics to stay in power. And vance knows this too. If elections go the wrong way, then power is kept through war emergencies.
That sounds familiar - “big, strong men with tears in their eyes”… the classic exaggerated story for laughs. But to be fair, those ’90s references still hit sometimes. 😄
@danbsports6760that's all of humanity though. Nobody is universally woke. We are definitely doing something future generations will find abhorrent. Idk what though. discriminating against children, by not letting them vote?
True. Irans terror cult has killed over 35,000 innocent Iranians recently. Only Israel & America are trying to stop that carnage. Meanwhile the left are crying for the terror cult. 🙄
@NolenCobb Do you ever think a true Alpha would never blindly parrot who they are submissive to or do you only have two brain cells - one lost and the other one looking for it?
@NolenCobb 140 innocent children just died in a school - bombed by the US and/or Israel. Iran is still a fascist country led by religious zealots - the new ones may be even worse than the old ones. But either way, this entire war has done NOTHING to "stop Iran's terror cult" lol.
7:55 The long-running gag of Lindsey Graham and his MeeMaw is one of the funniest things in late night. You could absolutely see Lindsey Graham living with his grandmother and constantly arguing with her. It's hilarious and creative. Great work. 👏
Where is the footage of them pulling dozens and dozens of kids bodies from the rubble? Where are the scores and scores of injured children and teachers? They killed 165 kids and I can’t find one drop of blood in any footage and not one ward of kids who survived… I’m not feeling the truth of this story
@Jackal5971 The Internet has been turned off inside Iran since the protests, but oh yeah, someone magically uploaded some gruesome footage to the clod to satisfy you.
This administration is full of losers so pathetically desperate to be seen as tough guys, and all their cosplaying does is magnify what weak little nothings they are. And a "badass" president is useless. We need a nerd who understands both economic and foreign policy, humble enough to surround themselves with even smarter people on every subject and listen to them, full of empathy for even those with whom they disagree, and emotionally stable enough to not drop a bomb on someone because they're angry about something.
The disclosure that the Department of War already has enough weaponry to fight a virtually endless war confirms for me that there is in fact NO reason to increase the defense budget and in fact maybe cut it by a trillion or so, by the president's own admission.
But he told Ukraine he needed all HIS weapons! Now his buddy Putin has nothing to worry sbout, Trump hung Ukraine out to dry. Trump did have Putin walk a red carpet.....He's jyst doing what Putin is, not a war????
We sell them. They pretend the money is for the military, and they pay the weapons manufacturers but they take the 'extra' weapons from the military because now it is 'surplus' and sell it to other countries. Its hidden under the military budget. The military can't stop it, this is Congress controlled circlejerk of pork.
As a German, I can guarantee you, you will never live this down. Even when one day the last person who was directly affected by this regime has died of old age, the jokes will remain
STOP calling it an "administration"! THIS is nowhere NEAR an "administration"! THIS is something else entirely!! The fact that Americans are all sitting around allowing this to continue, is THE MOST APPALLING THING ABOUT IT ALL!!
Americans voted for this, while rest of the world is slowly being starved without food and oil. Welcome to the pax americana!!. I feel sorry for those 6 Americans that died, their parents, family and wife will live with the consequences for the rest of their life. sad
It’s all strategic, yet complete and utter disorganized chaos. But, they’re also making it up as they go along.. Constant damage control with dementia Don. He shifts gears on a whim. The level of instability and lack of leadership is astounding. And we are all along for the ride.
@pieperv…that was his motive for going to war…but we MUST not lose sight! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
rumppy is so late to catching up for everything. He could’ve used those glasses , when he looked at the sun directly, at the time of eclipse. Remember that? He is just stupid, he can’t help it!!
This was magnificent - it even had a callback to the same kind of bomb earlier in the week! The regular sparring sessions with jackals have definitely honed Seth's back-pedaling technique. 🐾
And when you run out of children, make AI robot children to keep fighting your not a war. Wait, is this start of Neir Automata? "Become as one, become as one!"
I'm confused, do we say that it's 7 wars he has ended now??? 8 minus this one, he started. Or is it still 8 wars, as this is a specific targeted campaign, not a war...... but the stable genius calls it a war, so is it a war???
"One of the writers, strong writer, came up to me with tears in their eyes, saying 'Sir, yes, the Dazed and Confused reference was so good. It was the best reference ever.'"
A bill that large will be useful when the economy crashes, and bread costs thirty thousand, like we see across Africa. (Maybe the bill is useful for paying thousands for fully-depreciated women.)
Soooooo... They want to call it the Dept. of "WAR" - even though they didn't change the dept. name because they can just do whatever they want & aren't bound by pesky rules, policies, procedures, or laws - but this military attack/action & ongoing aggression is not a war??? Well, he/they didn't get the required Congressional approval yet, so does that make it not a war? No, because there's a time period for that. And if it's NOT a war, then he has no grounds for what he's doing. So unbelievably inept, dysfunctional, stupid, & infuriating!!!
I've been saying they really screwed themselves with the whole department of war BS. Because if Kegsbreathe is involved, then it should be a war, because he's big mister alpha male secretary of war. If it's not a war, why is anyone from the department involved?
@JohnClark-tt2bl Most of what the military does is not war. Usually anyway, because we're not always at war. This is all just ridiculous though! Un. Real. Huh?
@JonesyBee I'd ask some high-ranking military types if they care about God - I betcha they do and that it's in His name they justify what they are doing
Trump wants to make a $250 bill for the same reason the EU did away with the €500 bank note… the larger the denomination, the less space it takes to smuggle large sums.
@JohnDenverAirportWell yeah, they didn't just poof out of existence. But there aren't any new 500€ bills anymore and you're encouraged to "trade" them in. They still work of course, because it's still your money. Was war der Sinn hinter diesem Kommentar? Es wurde ja nur die Ausgabe abgeschafft, wie will man sonst millionen von Geldscheinen abschaffen?
i mean you are aware that most currency nowadays is shifted digitally? And you are aware that trump makes billions just by letting foreign governments buy his Trump coin? That explanation would have maybe held some water before crypto was a thing but now it doesnt. He just wants the face on a dollar note because he simply wants to be the biggest dollar note with his face on it because he is simply desperate to plaster his name and face on everything so people won't forget him and because he feels like he needs to enforce some sort of "love" and recognition because he never got it from his father. Not that i am surprised, seeing what a dumb pos trump has been and is.
I’d believe it if Trump was anywhere near holy water. Hasn’t been near a church since the inauguration when he got scorched by Bishop Budde and no one around him goes to anything with holy water. Paula White can’t call the Spirit down to bless anything.
The basically did it every single day in the early evening for the last 40 years. Chanting death to America. They have been actively trying and successfully killing Americans for decades. The problem here isn’t justification, they have more than enough justification to go around… what’s the solution? What’s the end game? Regime change to who… especially when they have killed everyone they have a “file” on. One thing is for sure, at some point someone is going to slot in and become a huge US yes man, anyone who tries for doing things their way is going to have their heads blown off.
Dr.Smoke And the US hasn’t declared war since World War 2. Must be comforting pretending you are peaceful people and have only been involved in “police actions” while simultaneously killing millions of Asians and Middle Easterners. And now you changed the name of the agency to Department of War because you are tough, alpha men, but still are too scared to call a war a war. What a bunch of cowards who can’t tell the truth!
Correction: in the scene you referenced from Dazed and Confused it was Wooderson who was dropping knowledge, not his friends. It’s ok though “just keep livin’ man, L I V E N”
It is so insane to see the basic steps of autharitarism emerge irl that I theoretically learned about in University. So we are not allowed to call the war on Iran a war? What is it then? A special military operation?! The president who promised to end the war (sPeCiAl MiLiTaRy OpErAtIoN) in Ukraine, started by an authoritatian leader, in ONE DAY, starts a war in Iran. The irony is almost comical. When will this nightmare finally end...
It just doesn't matter. They have nuclear weapons and a careless, incompetent, jackass in the oval office. They just don't care because they don't have to care. They'll kill us all instead of admitting defeat, or Trump's guilt as a pedophile.
So is the American voter; including Canadians who were about to vote in another cry baby idiot named Pierre Polievre (or pp for short 😂) before Trump and his ass-brain woke them up with the stench of idiocy.
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Killing the leader of another country is AN ACT OF WAR
That’s how WW1 started.
Yes, but we would accept it. 🙌 🎉
These guys have inadvertently admitted that attacking American bases is not an act of war but rather a targeted strategic strike. And killing an American president is not not an invasion
@askew9976not the people who truly follow Jesus's teachings
@EddieEichelbacher nobody has actually followed his teachings for ages
The very fact that they changed the name to the "Department of War", should have been EVERYBODY'S first clue as to where this was all going to go!!
Hello! "It's a strategic military operation."
BY THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR!!! ‼️ 👉 👈 👇 🖕 🖖 ✌️ 👍 🤙 👎
It was originally The War Department, changed in the late fifties or early sixties when I was a kid, and my grandmother worked there. She was very glad the name was made less horrible.
I knew it and have been saying. This is one of the tactics to stay in power. And vance knows this too. If elections go the wrong way, then power is kept through war emergencies.
Exactly!
So replacing the incompetent Noem, with the imbecilic Mullins.
This entire administration should be in prison
Get them all in the same building and seal it off. Easier than rounding them up.
Racist Fascist REGIME! Call it what it is for FECKS sake!
@KatMurraywe’re well aware. I’m from Atlantic City NJ. Trump has been a household name most of my life. I know what a scumbag he is for sure.
@askew9976 yeah it would be ashamed if it them ignited somehow and burnt to the ground...
There’s a center of America that voted for this guy. Let’s remember WE enabled this. Next time WE can do it differently?
Big men, strong men, come up to Seth, tears in their eyes, and tell him that his '90s references always work for them!!
That sounds familiar - “big, strong men with tears in their eyes”… the classic exaggerated story for laughs. But to be fair, those ’90s references still hit sometimes. 😄
Maybe they weren't woke in 1945, but they were antifascist, and we know how much these guys hate that.
To be woke is to be awake and aware of the social, political, and racist things going on around you. I'm pretty sure they were woke then too.
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1woke some but ignoring some, for sure.
Better woke than asleep.
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1segregated service.
@danbsports6760that's all of humanity though. Nobody is universally woke. We are definitely doing something future generations will find abhorrent.
Idk what though. discriminating against children, by not letting them vote?
Thousands of people are dying while these hypocritical murderers are worried about semantics.
Semantics, hoarding wealth and protecting pedos
True. Irans terror cult has killed over 35,000 innocent Iranians recently.
Only Israel & America are trying to stop that carnage.
Meanwhile the left are crying for the terror cult. 🙄
@NolenCobb Do you ever think a true Alpha would never blindly parrot who they are submissive to or do you only have two brain cells - one lost and the other one looking for it?
@NolenCobb 140 innocent children just died in a school - bombed by the US and/or Israel.
Iran is still a fascist country led by religious zealots - the new ones may be even worse than the old ones. But either way, this entire war has done NOTHING to "stop Iran's terror cult" lol.
Just call it a "Special Military Operation" like Putin calls the invasion of Ukraine 🤨
Everything is a special military operation since Putlin is the ruler of the orange slug POS, Putlin is the defacto murikang president 😂😂😂
They are
7:55 The long-running gag of Lindsey Graham and his MeeMaw is one of the funniest things in late night. You could absolutely see Lindsey Graham living with his grandmother and constantly arguing with her. It's hilarious and creative. Great work. 👏
Not war? Tell that to the parents who lost 165 children in Iran!
They call it strategic strikes now. Apparently the strategy now is to bomb children.
@MiniTrainLocothey don’t shoot back!
Democrats could care less about the 30,000 protesters killed last month in Iran because Trump didn’t do it.
Where is the footage of them pulling dozens and dozens of kids bodies from the rubble? Where are the scores and scores of injured children and teachers? They killed 165 kids and I can’t find one drop of blood in any footage and not one ward of kids who survived… I’m not feeling the truth of this story
@Jackal5971 The Internet has been turned off inside Iran since the protests, but oh yeah, someone magically uploaded some gruesome footage to the clod to satisfy you.
For an administration that was so excited to change it from department of defense they don’t seem too happy to admit that it’s a war
It's insane that someone alive during the Vietnam war, that actively bribed his way out of getting enlisted, don't know how it ended..
When you consider the history-ignorant source, it's not that insane at all.
Yeah, ahhh, no. As with Iraq and Afghanistan, we won the conflict, and lost the peace. No endogenous security? No civil society.
He is an absolute moron. Like his followers.
@thomasmcginnis3783 It's still a loss.
@TalesOfWar😢 I can tell that accounting was not your thing. 😢
The US Government is tripping over itself explaining this!
He’s never looked “badass” in his life.
Bad, yes. Ass, definitely. Stupid, ABSOLUTELY!!
I think the term is "bad ass", which definitely describes him.
Right! Biden pulled it off better!
This administration is full of losers so pathetically desperate to be seen as tough guys, and all their cosplaying does is magnify what weak little nothings they are. And a "badass" president is useless. We need a nerd who understands both economic and foreign policy, humble enough to surround themselves with even smarter people on every subject and listen to them, full of empathy for even those with whom they disagree, and emotionally stable enough to not drop a bomb on someone because they're angry about something.
Ass bad
“Bad ass” is code for a diaper change.
$250 bills would be perfect to pay bribes.
It's not a war unless its from the War Region of France. In other cases it is a Sparkling conflict
😆
Touché
😅🍷😉 @MrSpudda hilarious
This comment is underrated.
You could call it a special military operation
How much more stupid can we take.
So the predator drones are in Iran, but the predators are in D.C.. Got it.
👍🏼 👍🏼
Nailed it
"All the crime in The District moved off the streets into the boardrooms...."
The disclosure that the Department of War already has enough weaponry to fight a virtually endless war confirms for me that there is in fact NO reason to increase the defense budget and in fact maybe cut it by a trillion or so, by the president's own admission.
But he told Ukraine he needed all HIS weapons! Now his buddy Putin has nothing to worry sbout, Trump hung Ukraine out to dry. Trump did have Putin walk a red carpet.....He's jyst doing what Putin is, not a war????
I second that emotion! Lets try feeding and educating our people instead
We sell them. They pretend the money is for the military, and they pay the weapons manufacturers but they take the 'extra' weapons from the military because now it is 'surplus' and sell it to other countries. Its hidden under the military budget. The military can't stop it, this is Congress controlled circlejerk of pork.
This administration is so embarrassing.
Beyond embarrassing, completely horrifying 😱
Are you just embarrassed? If that were my administration, I'd be absolutely furious...
As a German, I can guarantee you, you will never live this down. Even when one day the last person who was directly affected by this regime has died of old age, the jokes will remain
STOP calling it an "administration"! THIS is nowhere NEAR an "administration"! THIS is something else entirely!! The fact that Americans are all sitting around allowing this to continue, is THE MOST APPALLING THING ABOUT IT ALL!!
@Dr.exsackI didnt vote for him. We are furious, but there are lots of idiots who did.
"...I mentioned the war once, but I think I got away with it..."
"not a war" "not a genocide", ignore what your eyes and ears show you and just trust us
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They’re at war with us! Not us with them! War is a one way street is 😂😂😂
oj simpson defense....dont belive you lying eyes....preemptive strike...
all that came with paperclip in 1945...fascist too....
paulyricca3881 abuses children.
So you're pro-radical religious authoritarian?
cool...
Seth deserves so much more credit than he gets
Credit for being a total idiot !!!!!!!
Stupidity runs deep in this administration.
Americans voted for this, while rest of the world is slowly being starved with food and oil. Welcome to the pax americana!!
Americans voted for this, while rest of the world is slowly being starved without food and oil. Welcome to the pax americana!!. I feel sorry for those 6 Americans that died, their parents, family and wife will live with the consequences for the rest of their life. sad
And in the voters.
It’s all strategic, yet complete and utter disorganized chaos. But, they’re also making it up as they go along.. Constant damage control with dementia Don. He shifts gears on a whim. The level of instability and lack of leadership is astounding.
And we are all along for the ride.
And the Senate. Oklahoma should be embarrassed.
Seth totally cracks me up every time he does his Lindsey 🤣👍
I'm starting to question the FIFA Peace Prize's credibility...
Well, if you’ll recall, the prize was actually just hands grasping for the Entire World. Appropriate for Trump, obviously.
We'll rename it Pizza Cheese Price. That at least is still rising.
I doubt they'll be asking for it back. FIFA is probably the only organisation on the planet more corrupt than the current US government.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Follow the golf balls .. from the tee to the out of bounds to the hole .
LOL..
…Also “They” and “Them” were dropped from the plane, Enola Gay.
Have we stopped reading millions of pages from some files? Is this war some sort of distraction? Get back to the files!
You mean the Trumpstein files?
Interest has dropped significantly since the Iran war
@piepervmaybe that was Donnie's intention.
@pieperv…that was his motive for going to war…but we MUST not lose sight!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
@usernamekiranx It surely is... 😢
"War, huh? What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing! Say it again!":)
Biden looks better in aviator sunglasses. ✌️💙 from Montana
Ray Bans.
rumppy is so late to catching up for everything. He could’ve used those glasses , when he looked at the sun directly, at the time of eclipse. Remember that? He is just stupid, he can’t help it!!
His body is rejecting his face
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seth’s Lyndsay Graham impression deserves more. 😂
Japan didn't have boots on the ground at Pearl Harbor.
Trump stopped ZERO WARS
Huh? But I though he stopped 8? Like the one between Wakanda and the kingdom of Oz or some sh*t.
He's Dunkin' Zero?
True. GROK
negative one at least
Seth going off-script is the best Seth. :D
I love how when a joke bombs he just embraces it and makes it funnier than any joke
This was magnificent - it even had a callback to the same kind of bomb earlier in the week! The regular sparring sessions with jackals have definitely honed Seth's back-pedaling technique. 🐾
The expression "isolated strategic large scale attacks" contradicts itself. It cant be isolated if it is large scale
1:50, Wars can be fought forever...with someone else's children.
And when you run out of children, make AI robot children to keep fighting your not a war. Wait, is this start of Neir Automata? "Become as one, become as one!"
Only the ugly ones, they still want to traffic the young pretty ones.
@cocoadragon8554Hive mindset
Killing other people's children.
Send Barron!
5:55 I was half expecting the general to pull out some bongos and gently keep the beat during pufferfish Pete’s propaganda poetry.
Nominated for the rest-in-peace prize.
I would like to second your nomination.
Instead of getting a Stone Cold Stunner, Trump should have been made to go one-on-one with DA UNDATAKAAAH!
Love it, the rest in peace prize! And we can hardly wait to award it !
I love these Dazed and Confused references, man... I get older, but they stay the same age.
That imaginary "wars ended" count is going up faster than the price of groceries
I'm confused, do we say that it's 7 wars he has ended now??? 8 minus this one, he started.
Or is it still 8 wars, as this is a specific targeted campaign, not a war...... but the stable genius calls it a war, so is it a war???
Seth you are totally on point every show!
March 28th. No Kings March
Didn't do much last time. Need a little more action.
DEPARTMENT OF OFFENSE
5:51 Heggesmeg's speech sounded suspiciously like it was written by AI.
I thought the same thing about the nonsensical statements he made in the press conference about torpedoing the ship.
They haven’t declared war? And I’m rubber and you’re glue! Welcome back to grade school!
"One of the writers, strong writer, came up to me with tears in their eyes, saying 'Sir, yes, the Dazed and Confused reference was so good. It was the best reference ever.'"
Love Dazed and Confused Seth
250 is a number indicating a fool in Chinese culture..
A bill that large will be useful when the economy crashes, and bread costs thirty thousand, like we see across Africa.
(Maybe the bill is useful for paying thousands for fully-depreciated women.)
America is 4
Perfect! 250 for the idjit
Talk to Marky-Markwayne Mullin long enough and he will tell you everything.
In words of less than two syllables !!!!
@geoffdunstone for sure!
Soooooo... They want to call it the Dept. of "WAR" - even though they didn't change the dept. name because they can just do whatever they want & aren't bound by pesky rules, policies, procedures, or laws - but this military attack/action & ongoing aggression is not a war??? Well, he/they didn't get the required Congressional approval yet, so does that make it not a war? No, because there's a time period for that. And if it's NOT a war, then he has no grounds for what he's doing. So unbelievably inept, dysfunctional, stupid, & infuriating!!!
I've been saying they really screwed themselves with the whole department of war BS. Because if Kegsbreathe is involved, then it should be a war, because he's big mister alpha male secretary of war. If it's not a war, why is anyone from the department involved?
@JohnClark-tt2bl Most of what the military does is not war. Usually anyway, because we're not always at war. This is all just ridiculous though! Un. Real. Huh?
Seth's 'Lindsay Graham' impression is priceless 🤩🤣
Every accusation is a confession!
That pic of tRump in sunglasses reminds me of Jim Jones
Soooo....Department of Targeted Airstrikes?
Lol. Nah "Dept. Of Strategic Strikes"
@BrianBoruSays😂
That’s right. The DOTArds
So the strikes on the little girls (school) were targeted? The USA should hang its head in shame, forever. You are deplorable.
@wendymortimer6862 Some heads should actually be in that “loop”. 😢
The bender joke was good lmao
Didnt realize we had a mini surprise inspection during the monologue this week
had to get him back for the last scollywood minute
Low ball them BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂
War this is… Not.. a war not that this is not is war… Not a is war.
Hahaha in twist we trust!!!
Kind of like having a firm definition of what a woman is unless it comes to age
MAGA acts like Jesus said blessed are the warmongers... These fools would rather try to kickstart apocalypse than to actually try to fix anything.
we don't give two fucks about gods or holy men.
But it's funny to see my fellow dems acting as if they do.
@JonesyBee I'd ask some high-ranking military types if they care about God - I betcha they do and that it's in His name they justify what they are doing
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494the New Crusades…hmm sounds like a bad Game of Thrones spinoff
targeted strike = just the tip
Trump wants to make a $250 bill for the same reason the EU did away with the €500 bank note… the larger the denomination, the less space it takes to smuggle large sums.
uhhhm ..... we still have 500 euro notes here in Germany ...
@JohnDenverAirportWell yeah, they didn't just poof out of existence. But there aren't any new 500€ bills anymore and you're encouraged to "trade" them in. They still work of course, because it's still your money.
Was war der Sinn hinter diesem Kommentar? Es wurde ja nur die Ausgabe abgeschafft, wie will man sonst millionen von Geldscheinen abschaffen?
yeah they backpeddled on the 500e, It's still in circulation but they don't print those anymore.
i mean you are aware that most currency nowadays is shifted digitally? And you are aware that trump makes billions just by letting foreign governments buy his Trump coin? That explanation would have maybe held some water before crypto was a thing but now it doesnt. He just wants the face on a dollar note because he simply wants to be the biggest dollar note with his face on it because he is simply desperate to plaster his name and face on everything so people won't forget him and because he feels like he needs to enforce some sort of "love" and recognition because he never got it from his father. Not that i am surprised, seeing what a dumb pos trump has been and is.
well we know he trafficks children and steals from charities. I'm sure money laundering is on his gangster list of things he does regularly.
'Death and destruction from the air all day long' 😂😂❤
Scollins just catching strays in the monologue
Remind me to never wear a tank-top to work.
I'm sure that once they send US troops into Iran to 'help with the transition' that they will start calling it a Police Action.
To the shock of absolutely no one.
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paulyricca abuses children
Congress needs to go to the front lines. !
14:00 okay this whole improvised “Seth roasts himself as Trump” bit was AMAZING 🤩🥰
They need to thank the comedians for keeping the people laughing
9:38 I love how they are all on the verge of laughing at that woman's ridiculous answers.
You can't be a bad azz if you have bone spurs.
You are correct. I have had bone spurs for years.😂 Somehow I manage. And I am no badass❤
I knew we'd be in a war when they decided to change the name from defense to war.
"Not at War with Iran." Eerily familiar....
free mini-inspection in the monologue! always fun!
You use your Trump $250 bill to buy your can of Trump coffee at that store he invented, the, um, Grocery Store!
You use it for trump watches, trump shoes, trump golden bibles and or drumpf younavercity.
Oh and trump phones. Should be arriving any day now or 2 more weeks.
I was under the impression that the law is only dead people can be on money?
Hmmmm…
@TerriCarnine🤞
@TerriCarnineThen it's the unpopular VP posthumously using Trump's likeness to keep the cult in line. "All new AI-Trump for president!" 😱
Love how the the picture of Iran apoears to be choking Kegsbreath and Trump...foretelling?
I could listen to meemaw and Lindsay jokes all day...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can tell they're his favourite 😆
That poor 4 star general had to stand there and not laugh. He deserves a 5th star for that one.
Trump released a board game in 1989 that had money with his face on it.
Spoiler Alert: The game was a commercial failure.
I laughed sooo hard at this! 🤣Feels good to laugh. Thanks!
Maybe Trump was splashed with Holy Water.
NO I pissed on him , is that the same ?
I’d believe it if Trump was anywhere near holy water. Hasn’t been near a church since the inauguration when he got scorched by Bishop Budde and no one around him goes to anything with holy water. Paula White can’t call the Spirit down to bless anything.
@jeremycurtis2334 I was going to say that Melania attends church, but she isn't among the people around him...
I hope so. If Sam and Dean Winchester could do it in 2016...
Wow. I was thinking shingles, herpes, syphilis, allergies, molting, skin cancer....but it was exposure to holy water all along.
Seth Is BRILLIANT! 👏
When and where did iran declare war on us? I feel like that would have made the news.
Didn't Trump say they did it when they made us all take fentanyl?
No, wait, that was Canada.
They exist and they have valuable resources. That's reason enough. 😑
Dude, they've declared war on us a hundred times.
The basically did it every single day in the early evening for the last 40 years. Chanting death to America. They have been actively trying and successfully killing Americans for decades. The problem here isn’t justification, they have more than enough justification to go around… what’s the solution? What’s the end game? Regime change to who… especially when they have killed everyone they have a “file” on.
One thing is for sure, at some point someone is going to slot in and become a huge US yes man, anyone who tries for doing things their way is going to have their heads blown off.
Dr.Smoke
And the US hasn’t declared war since World War 2. Must be comforting pretending you are peaceful people and have only been involved in “police actions” while simultaneously killing millions of Asians and Middle Easterners. And now you changed the name of the agency to Department of War because you are tough, alpha men, but still are too scared to call a war a war. What a bunch of cowards who can’t tell the truth!
Mark was thinking with the brain and Wayne was talking with the mouth. - Classic writing!
"Just a Bender" went straight over the audience's heads... you couldn't or shouldn't need to explain that to them.
Nah, they're just Americans.
They'll happily laugh about murder and illegal wars, but don't you dare joke about drinking!
Correction: in the scene you referenced from Dazed and Confused it was Wooderson who was dropping knowledge, not his friends. It’s ok though “just keep livin’ man, L I V E N”
Of the '8' so called wars Chump says he stopped, how many had 'boots on the ground?? Zero!!! so no wars stopped!!
It is so insane to see the basic steps of autharitarism emerge irl that I theoretically learned about in University. So we are not allowed to call the war on Iran a war? What is it then? A special military operation?! The president who promised to end the war (sPeCiAl MiLiTaRy OpErAtIoN) in Ukraine, started by an authoritatian leader, in ONE DAY, starts a war in Iran. The irony is almost comical. When will this nightmare finally end...
The new department of war is doing a defense!?
Excellent point 🎯!
I don't know who showed up to work but this was the best ever so thank you.
OMG, Please bring back "A Story We Need Right Now."
Support for our troops is best shown by NOT sending them into harms way based on the arbitrary impulse of a narcissistic, senile old man.
They are so incompetent...
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It just doesn't matter. They have nuclear weapons and a careless, incompetent, jackass in the oval office. They just don't care because they don't have to care. They'll kill us all instead of admitting defeat, or Trump's guilt as a pedophile.
Not at killing people
So is the American voter; including Canadians who were about to vote in another cry baby idiot named Pierre Polievre (or pp for short 😂) before Trump and his ass-brain woke them up with the stench of idiocy.
@DrSmokeTreesmurdering, my friend, murdering people…
05:49 Fratbro is out there spitting his best bars and grandpa is sleeping 😭😭
Another flopped movie reference riff while keeping the impression going, and another meemaw today! What a great week Seth
Right on monologue!
Trump is such a doofus
Bloody doofus
Mark Wayne Mullet arguing about a word.
No love for the “bender“ joke? Must be a crowd of responsible drinkers.
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paulyricca abuses children
This nonsense encapsulated the typical Trump supporter. All emotions and nonsensical talk with zero substance and 110% energy. 🤣
I loved Seth’s knowing smile after the first one bombed. Like, hey everyone: buckle up! 😂
@paulyricca3881 Hi, Fred. McDonald's called.
They said no.
16:00 - Wait... you LIE TO YOUR KIDS!?!
Well, i'm not gonna tell you how to parent. You do them as you do.