Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Lolcows. Featuring The Wolverine Doll (DSP parody song)

A cautionary tale.
Biggest of ups to The Wolverine Doll. wrote all the lyrics, mixed the song, made the video and thumbnail. Was a huge on honor to get to work with the Ch'King himself. Thanks for letting me in on this.
Also big shout out to my friend and guitar sensei Eric. He was the producer for all the instruments and let me use his nice recording equipment. Very happy with how this turned out and is quite the upgrade from recording in the bathroom lol.
Hope you all enjoy.
/ @thewolverinedoll

[@CadetTorr]

The DSP movie will start with Kat singing this on the way to work

[@OleanderRainbow]

Never knew I needed a lolcow outlaw country parody but god I love the internet.

[@ruloag2479]

Sweet baby Jesus, I feel debt fREE already!

[@bobstarsky]

The collab we all needed. Chill style debt free vibes. Bigups guys, this is great!

[@DRPyne89]

Big ups! Keep the bangers coming both of you.

[@Iveega]

The kind of music you listen to while drinking beer. Nice collab, guys :)

[@RevantTillywink]

Oddly specific compliment but I will take it lol thank you friend

[@Iveega]

@@RevantTillywink I know. I need sleep lol

[@MordorMatty]

Fantastic collab 🫡

[@pitsahat2]

Great Song, lads

[@FearMonarch]

Crossover of the century

[@RevantTillywink]

I can't believe it either

[@Danielmcnaughton829]

Dude just straight dont miss with these bangers beware lolcows 😂

[@deerkaiser9983]

So glad a new type of banjo style detractor songs was born with you, big ups!

[@Stonewulf]

Oh hell nah. This is awesome! 🥇

[@leriava]

Congrats on the song. It's very calming... Oddly lol

[@MadDogN]

Superb dude...

[@SimulatedDumplings]

This is amazing! Big ups Gentleman ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@18quintillionplanets]

Incredible!

[@Logan_K]

overpowered collab. Amazing song

[@RevantTillywink]

Thanks legend

[@c.E_VO]

this'n here is what CMT //should// be playing

[@TheWolverineDoll]

Before anyone asks, this is a different bear. There are two different lolcows with important bear lore.

[@SimulatedDumplings]

I think the whole “changing your kids name because of the animatronic Bear at the mall” thing shows his parents were at least mildly regarded and shouldn’t have kids.

[@spottyhead]

The thumbnail got me in the door, the tune kept me here on repeat

[@TheWolverineDoll]

Welcome

[@c.E_VO]

what how was i NOT subscribed?!
FIXED