(Throws sandvich to fellow heavy giving them 120 hp back) Heavy: AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!! (survives getting hit by a single rocket) I AM BULLET PROOF!!! (mows the soldier down, and then the rest of the soldiers team with stock minigun, meanwhile the rest of the heavies provide support, fat scout runs ahead flanking the enemy and shooting them in the back with shotgun, Buffalo steak sandvich heavy charges ahead as well and starts beating the shit out of the scraglers, brass beast heavy sneaks past the enemy team preoccupied with the stock heavy, and sets up further ahead, killing everybody who is just respawning, tomislav heavies stay further back to deal with spies.
Other hero shooters: NOOO you cant pick the same class as your teammates, you have to choose something else, preferably something that would work good with your team! Team Fortress 2:
@@Gumbo354 to be fair overwatch isnt shitty, and its gameplay is decent, its just that it prioritises the "team based" in such a manner that your are forced to play in a hyperspecific way and only using specific characters because if you dont, you will drag others down (which leads to high toxicity because it becomes easier to see who is the weakest link, which leads to people shifting the blame on a single person instead of considering their own mistakes)
@@jocelantonettetenoc5996ironically, a team full of heavies is the best counter to sniper. sniper does a lot of damage in bursts, we all know that, and his charged shots can instakill even overhealed heavies! However, if a sniper just gets one heavy, then gets covered in heavy machine gun fire of the 11 remaining heavies, he won't have enough time to charge another shot.
Perfect team comb: Close Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Minigun) Mid Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Minigun) Long Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Tomislav or just more minigun) Tank: Heavy(300 HP) Support: Heavy(Sandwhich) Mobility: Heavy(Gloves of Running) Truly, heavy is the most versatile of all classes kappa.
I remember when in 2fort, my team went all engineer, but we were still losing. So I changed class to help em, because engi didn't work for me. I got IMMEDIATELY kicked
@@chancewilliams3391 overwatch will ban you over anything if you get reported enough times and considering how stale their meta is, players often ban others if they don't play the "good" heroes. So yes!
They probably just didn’t feel like dealing with the slowdown of the heavy disguise. All those heavies would just gundown any teammate they saw not constantly firing.
You know the worst part for RED was their demo setting stickies at spawn, hearing the revving and gunfire get progressively louder, and the rest of the team watching him cower in a corner as the slow realization creeps in that something is _terribly_ wrong.
"You must understand, the leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. It cannot be overstated. Bolshevism committed the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant and uncaring about this enormous crime is proof that the global media is in the hands of the perpetrators." ~ Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
"You must understand, the leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. It cannot be overstated. Bolshevism committed the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant and uncaring about this enormous crime is proof that the global media is in the hands of the perpetrators." ~ Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
That one instance where a group of individuals sharing one brain cell amongst each other gets queued up in the same match, on the same team, with the same exact thought processing always makes for the grandest of times
Since everyone is playing the same class they are also playing the same strategy meaning the 12 heavy weapons guys team is an actual “well coordinated” team
Unlcetopia: you can only have 3 of one class on the team to make it more fair and diverse so everyone can have fun (we also removed Random crits) Casual:
@@KnoxEmDownUncle dane the enemy of fun(and why people make random crits seem like the devil when in actuality they are fun) (and removing random bullet spread is for kittens)
They should have at least reached the conclusion that against a wall of boolett it would be smart to thake the only class that can shoot behind a corner...
Rough guess: 400,000 dollars each 12 seconds per heavy. 5:00 Video, with about 4:30 of it being spent in game. That gives this video a 270 second runtime. 270 divided by 12 is 22 with a remainder of 6. So 22 x 400,000 which come out to be 8,800,000$ per heavy. 8,800,000 times 12 heavies total comes out to be 105,600,000$.
Reminds me of a time where I was on a game of Upwards casual and we had 9 heavies, I had to bargain for me and my friend to go Pyro (later Engineer) and Medic respectively for me to Spy check/make teles for them. Was the most fun game I had inawhile 😂.
The issue with spy the more there are the easier they are to catch out since spy paranoia goes up. Soldier, Demo, Sniper, Vac Medic could’ve resolved this. Hell even a well placed sentry could hold a little. RED just had really bad team comp
Heavy is the most powerful class to stack for this reason, cause why bother having accuracy when you have each person holding a 600 rpm gun all aiming in one area? Whatevers there will be turned into swiss cheese regardless of how accurate it is
Watching the AFK person finally pick their class as Scout, observing, then immediately locking Heavy is hilarious
1:49 AFK guy joins as scout
1:54 now he is heavy
Peak moment
@@Vekman_RUclipsMetamorphosis 😌
Time to play scout
Oh wait they’re all heavy
I guess we’re doing this then
IYAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOL FR
The good kind of groupthink
So called free thinkers when there's more than 3 teamates going the same class:
We all share one brain cell
Free tankers
When I cue any game mode there is always at least 3 soldiers or snipers
Engineers creating sentry hell on 2fort
Academically acclaimed paid thinkers realizing it actually worked:
Heavy: “Heavy are you sure this will work?” Heavy:”I HAVE NO IDEA!!!”
(Throws sandvich to fellow heavy giving them 120 hp back)
Heavy: AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!! (survives getting hit by a single rocket)
I AM BULLET PROOF!!! (mows the soldier down, and then the rest of the soldiers team with stock minigun, meanwhile the rest of the heavies provide support, fat scout runs ahead flanking the enemy and shooting them in the back with shotgun, Buffalo steak sandvich heavy charges ahead as well and starts beating the shit out of the scraglers, brass beast heavy sneaks past the enemy team preoccupied with the stock heavy, and sets up further ahead, killing everybody who is just respawning, tomislav heavies stay further back to deal with spies.
“Heavy are you sure this will work?”
“..Da”
“Okey”.
Heavy is heavily talking to Heavy about having clones of Heavy
He's here, he's there, he's everywhere! Who you gonna call? Psychic Friend Fredbear!
^Just saw your channel's description is this.
I can't imagine the fear Red team felt hearing the thunder and roaring of 10 miniguns in BLU spawn
“IM COMING FOR YOU” says heavy(‘s) calmly
@@Turkey_fan_2019heavy's what
@@Turkey_fan_2019 " *WE'RE* COMING FOR YOU!
HERE *WE* COME!!!"
POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS
I've experienced both red and blu all pick heavy
It was insane
Other hero shooters: NOOO you cant pick the same class as your teammates, you have to choose something else, preferably something that would work good with your team!
Team Fortress 2:
this is why overwatch can go f itself imo
I AM BULLETPROOOF!!!!
@@ClaireTheSaltyHypocrite2309 based….your the only one challenging the shitty game that’s only purpose is fan service over gameplay
wdym? another heavy is clearly the best thing to add to this team
@@Gumbo354 to be fair overwatch isnt shitty, and its gameplay is decent, its just that it prioritises the "team based" in such a manner that your are forced to play in a hyperspecific way and only using specific characters because if you dont, you will drag others down (which leads to high toxicity because it becomes easier to see who is the weakest link, which leads to people shifting the blame on a single person instead of considering their own mistakes)
I love how you can see the enemy team desperately grapsing for a counter
There was at LEAST 4 spies at one point, then a bunch of snipers
HERE COME THE SPIES
I don't think even sniper with 5k hours would help
I know that Sniper is a perfect counter for Heavy.
But when you encounter THAT, then what else they have to at that point?
@@jocelantonettetenoc5996 The only true counter.
*Join the bit.*
@@jocelantonettetenoc5996ironically, a team full of heavies is the best counter to sniper.
sniper does a lot of damage in bursts, we all know that, and his charged shots can instakill even overhealed heavies!
However, if a sniper just gets one heavy, then gets covered in heavy machine gun fire of the 11 remaining heavies, he won't have enough time to charge another shot.
Heavies: Get blown up
Random Heavy: Waaaaaaah! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Perhaps he wanted to run and avenge his brother
This ain't a heavy team this is a whole is-7 team
@@Engel-officialYTcaseohs light class team
One shot pfp
Your friend is dead! And now it's your turn!
The Russian Revolution (1917) colorized
Not canon, team isn't RED
Perfect team comb:
Close Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Minigun)
Mid Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Minigun)
Long Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Tomislav or just more minigun)
Tank: Heavy(300 HP)
Support: Heavy(Sandwhich)
Mobility: Heavy(Gloves of Running)
Truly, heavy is the most versatile of all classes kappa.
The team is *big* enough to fill eachother weakness
fr
Fat scout + melee heavy
Uhm,maybe medic with heavy ain’t the best nowadays
Anti-Spy: Heavy(Huo-long heater or just more minigun)
Enemy Ambushing: Heavy(Tomislav or fat scout)
Red team hearing the sound of 12 heavies all firing at once coming from blue spawn:
Imagine just hearing like 10 mini gun rev up sound outside blue spawn in setup time
The trumpets of Jericho
*oh no*
@@SnowflakeTheProtogen i would crap my pants!
I have yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
Boolet is the dumbest thing on battlefield. Red team? They compete for that title.
Russian literature reference spotted
Boolet is love.
Boolet is life.
Boulet
Screw team balance. This is TF2. We do whatever we want.
12 Heavies is obviously very balanced strategy
I remember when in 2fort, my team went all engineer, but we were still losing. So I changed class to help em, because engi didn't work for me. I got IMMEDIATELY kicked
I guess your only sin was not sharing the same braincell with them 😅 .
Youre a traitor to the cause.
@@domeen0gt895 I tried to help them!! I even killed the heavy that was killing all engies
Hive mind explained
@@heavy5370i can understand you
The real w+m1 class
Overwatch: "we ban players if they pick heroes that don't align with meta team roles"
TF2:
Wait what? That's a thing?
@@chancewilliams3391 overwatch will ban you over anything if you get reported enough times and considering how stale their meta is, players often ban others if they don't play the "good" heroes.
So yes!
Overwatch is the virgin fan to TF2's gigachad enjoyer
But why can't we have 5 Orisas? You're ruining the fun, Blizzard!
@@Bloom_HD Overwatch is still a thing? I thought this died after Overwatch 2 was released
Entire team.. is HEAVIES!
ENTIRE TEAM IS FULL OF HEAVIES
HEAVY IS OUR HEAVY!
Entire team is- HEAVY- [schadenfreude] [killbind]
2:48 "Hmm, yes, out of all disguises, scout definitely seems to be ideal for this situation" -blu spy
That is a red spy
Smartest spy main
They probably just didn’t feel like dealing with the slowdown of the heavy disguise.
All those heavies would just gundown any teammate they saw not constantly firing.
It's a Kunai user. What did you expect?
That one spy that ALWAYS picks scout no matter what because it's the first number on the list.
You know the worst part for RED was their demo setting stickies at spawn, hearing the revving and gunfire get progressively louder, and the rest of the team watching him cower in a corner as the slow realization creeps in that something is _terribly_ wrong.
Behold, the Soviet Union
What the germans saw in the battle of stalingrad 1943 (idk and idc) colorized
"Союз нерушимый республик свободных"
Heavy's dad died in the gulag.
"You must understand, the leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. It cannot be overstated. Bolshevism committed the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant and uncaring about this enormous crime is proof that the global media is in the hands of the perpetrators."
~ Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
"You must understand, the leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. It cannot be overstated. Bolshevism committed the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant and uncaring about this enormous crime is proof that the global media is in the hands of the perpetrators."
~ Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
it cost 4.8B dollars to fire this weapon(s) for twelve secs
WE GOING IN DEPT WOTH THIS ONE
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Heavies: to hell with the debt
4,8B*(60 sec/12 sec)*5*11 heavies = 1320B dollers for this video
@@nisaaby6193 so his grandkids have to work to pay off the debt unless Mann CO basically pays their workers a fortune
Isn’t the cost 4.8 mill for all 12 heavies to fire their guns
This proves that everyone is a heavy main, we just need to be reminded every match.
We once had a game where everyone went medic and just pocketed one guy that connected last as a heavy, love this game
The one Heavy: “Doctor! Are you sure this will work!”
Eleven Medics in unison: “I have no idea!”
That is so peak
Once in MvM we all were switching to the same class, we switched classes if we lost or won round
Bro didn't had pocket medic, he had whole fucking pocket hospital
The pyro with a 3rd degree: _My time has come!_
2:49
"The enemy team has all gone Heavy! I shall disguise as Scout!" Flawless logic right there.
The iron curtain
More like Stalin's speeding curtain of lead
@@o5e.r.t.b.a.d359 that sounds like a custom weapon name
Хахаахахахахаххахаха
This isn’t a curtain, it’s a whole battlement
That one instance where a group of individuals sharing one brain cell amongst each other gets queued up in the same match, on the same team, with the same exact thought processing always makes for the grandest of times
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe where the Heavy update has been released:
The best part about this is that it worked
Team Heavy 2
Heavy Fortress: Episode 2 Season 1
Heavy Heavy II: Heavy
HeavyLoad gamemode
Team 2 Heavy
Heavy VS Robo-Sandvich Gamemode
I like how it starts from 2 into whole full team in a minute like infected
Heavy traffic
"Oh my god they got 3 heavies- no 4 heavies- no 5, oh my days." - Engineer on the opposite team
Vax
Red are fighting the Russa
The Soviet Union
All the icons just being like ">:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D" had me rolling
1:52 the second i saw the scout change into heavy my eyes actually lit up
The bes part? The fact that it *WORKED.*
Since everyone is playing the same class they are also playing the same strategy meaning the 12 heavy weapons guys team is an actual “well coordinated” team
Unlcetopia: you can only have 3 of one class on the team to make it more fair and diverse so everyone can have fun (we also removed Random crits)
Casual:
Uncletopia also removed random bullet spread in shotguns
Those servers are the same kind of no-fun-allowed cancer that made the meet your match update as bad as it was.
Me: So basically you nerfed the game for no reason.
These servers are trash.
@@KnoxEmDownUncle dane the enemy of fun(and why people make random crits seem like the devil when in actuality they are fun) (and removing random bullet spread is for kittens)
Billions of dollars worth of ammo go bye bye.
Lmao that 1 spy who disguised as a scout thinking "I have them fooled now" then instantly dies
No other game can have such funny moments as Tf2. Truly a special game.
a heavy shooting infront of the resupply cabinet almost always results in 12 heavy team for me lmao
No one expects the Heavy Inquisition
the spy disguised as scout when the enemy is all heavy...
Defence of Moscow 1942 Video footage colorized
Pootis Engage Reborn (12 heavies invade anime containment zone)
I love how the enemy team just started leaving the match. What are you even supposed to do in that situation 😂
Probably homemade powerplay by stacking multiple different Ubers onto one single demo
@@MarshmallowTheWolfyeah right, like casual is ever gonna have that level of coordination
Vax
They should have at least reached the conclusion that against a wall of boolett it would be smart to thake the only class that can shoot behind a corner...
Not go ALL SPY at least?
I love that one spy who disguised as scout to the team full of heavies
There's an old adage I heard back when I first started playing TF2 that seems many folks seem to forgot about;
The heaviest team always wins
0:54 the only one medic in the team:
I remember that moment of pure fear when five heavies was going after me right to the intelligence room when I was engineer
Someone calculate the cost of that many Heavies firing their guns for that long.
Rough guess:
400,000 dollars each 12 seconds per heavy.
5:00 Video, with about 4:30 of it being spent in game. That gives this video a 270 second runtime.
270 divided by 12 is 22 with a remainder of 6.
So 22 x 400,000 which come out to be 8,800,000$ per heavy. 8,800,000 times 12 heavies total comes out to be 105,600,000$.
its impossible to be bored in this game
Reminds me of a time where I was on a game of Upwards casual and we had 9 heavies, I had to bargain for me and my friend to go Pyro (later Engineer) and Medic respectively for me to Spy check/make teles for them. Was the most fun game I had inawhile 😂.
autobalance having a stroke and the sniper uselessly throwing piss jars is kinda funny ngl
Scout : switches to engi , then to heavy, then to medic
a teammate we all need
It’s like they’re casually mowing the fuking lawn, damn
“Some people think they can outsmart me….maybe…. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet”
-Heavy Weapons Guy
TF2 is the only game where this and similar completely insane "tactics" actually work.
445th sub, well deserved.
they tried to counter a team of heavies with 4 spies...
gotta love pubs
Idea: Get everyone on your team to pick Sniper, then have them all look up and spin rapidly while shooting
im glad this got recommended to me
HEAVY GAMING!!!!
It costs 36 thousand dollars, to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.
congrats on pulling this number out of your ass
Mother russia
But instead of necro there's sandwich.
haha fat crocodile
russia is garbage
Father russia
Had a shit ton of morbidly obese children
i love that the enemy team was basically stacking spies
All red needed was one medic with a pyro or demoman, but they were not able to outsmart bullet
Ataque dos heavy
This is why tf2 will always be one of the games in my top 5
They just hear someone rev their machine gun and then a few more rev their machine gun and then they see heavies
Yoo!! i also use that HUD, I love it how stylish is and how well it fits with Tf2's vibe.
kinda gives off comic book vibes tbh
The full community experience, only thing missing is some guy playing metal on the mic & another doing a heavy impression & taking the role of leader
That Heavy is a spy!
That Medic is a spy!
That comment is a spy!
That Medic is a... SOLDIER!
Yeah 👍
That medic is a, MEDIC!
If a new player ever asks me to describe tf2 for them in a nutshell. I'm sending them this video
Heavy team
Red team:WE WILL WIN TH-
Heavys:ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Pov Medic: 👨👨👨👨👨👨⚕️👨👨👨👨👨
I’m going to show Gunner this right now,
ROCK AND STONE!
I fount the biggest spy fear
"You cannot stop Boolet."
10 heavy's show up.
"Hahaha. Cry some more."
I'm gonna tell my kids this is how russia won the Russian campaign in 1812.
I knew exactly how this was going to go, even before watching it.
And it was beautiful.
Class wars be like:
"Wow, that was getting heavy."
LITERALLY
Simplesmente Cinema 2
"Heavy isn't a competative class, he lacks the movment or nuance of the other..."
Soviet Union be like
Those constant spy checks filled my heart with joy.
How did soviet union win against the nazis during ww2:
The entire team: goes heavy.
The first three heavies: what are you doing?!
Everyone: WE HAVE NO IDEA!
1:33 well, i was in that game, by the way its a brazilian server
"WE have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet" - the 11 Heavies
O fato que isso funcionou me faz rir muito
POV: the germans just failed to siege stalingrad and youre counter attacking
the fact that theres just no counter to this makes it so funny. red went almost full spy and it did NOTHING to save them
Sniper might have worked, and the Pyro almost wiped, got slow close.
A kritz demo sticky spam would wiped them, if there is some form of unity in the enemy team
The issue with spy the more there are the easier they are to catch out since spy paranoia goes up. Soldier, Demo, Sniper, Vac Medic could’ve resolved this. Hell even a well placed sentry could hold a little. RED just had really bad team comp
This is the most beautiful thing I have seen since Fat Scout Rush
average brasil server 🇧🇷
Это не "толпой нападаем", это "братская помощь"!
Heavy is the most powerful class to stack for this reason, cause why bother having accuracy when you have each person holding a 600 rpm gun all aiming in one area?
Whatevers there will be turned into swiss cheese regardless of how accurate it is
add a pyro or an engineer and we're very much unstoppable
@@sentientlvl.5mortar886 precisely, Heavy is pretty strong with ANY support
The enemy be like : WE ARE UNDER HEAVY FIRE!!! Damm right you are
rotina de sovietico
I can already hear the pootis rumbling in the distance