NFL Week 18 Scripted Picks

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    BILLS AT DOLPHINS PICK BET,
    BRONCOS AT RAIDERS PICK BET,
    FALCONS AT SAINTS PICK BET,
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    EAGLES AT GIANTS PICK BET,
    BUCS AT PANTHERS PICK BET,
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  • @jaketheasshole
    @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад +16

    WEEK 18 RECORDS:
    9-7 ATS
    11-5 ML

    • @IndependentWhistleblower
      @IndependentWhistleblower 4 месяца назад

      Solid
      Here’s my last gift til next season.
      You can all call me crazy.
      But the bracket turned out just how I like. Don’t blame Jake for not sniffing out his former favorite dolphins if I’m correct. This is not an easy thing to say but it’s what I believe. It’s still Dolphins over browns (Marino comeback) and Niners over lions. It just makes too much sense to me. Too much gematria, super bowl guarantee, 70 point game, now they’re giving me the 666 with the seeding and 66 on the records. Mostert getting super bowl mvp and his blindside movie made on 50th anniversary of perfect team in rematch of 85 super bowl on LVIII. Tease browns v lions super bowl and leave em both blue. It could be a more boring scenario but this has been my pick since preseason and I’m sticking to it. I’m not letting some poor performances in a fake football league ruin my conviction. Donny football and Donald trump same year. I ran into a dolphins players brother by happenstance at a waterpark. Not a big name. Told me they would win. Thought nothing of it. Til I googled and realized he had been traded 5 months earlier….weird to pick old team and his new team DEFINITELY wouldn’t want to hear him saying that
      Dan Marino just turned 62 btw (66) born in 61 (third six)
      Now I’m thinking 1957 browns lions rematch is a real possibility with Lions getting theirs finally. I put my money on the dolphins. Don’t love it as much as I want to. But that’s life’s use your best judgement when gaming the betting traps disguised as sporting events. Only things I’ve ever predicted right
      04 Red Sox (86 years since and 1986) and 2016 eagles (last year of being a die hard eagles fan, said after week 5 they would win and knew I was right about two hours after wentz injury. Oh and I had Shady McCoy rushing title at over 40-1 but not a gambler. I don’t make predictions often. Not a sports fan. Take it for what you will but I’m telling you I’ve felt like this twice in my life. This could be the first time I’m wrong and time will tell. Tua got his scripted injury right when I predicted to give the excuse for week 18. I just thought they’d get revenge on bills twice for last year and let old man joe take care of the ravens

    • @thaphilosopher2012
      @thaphilosopher2012 4 месяца назад +1

      @@IndependentWhistleblower Super Bowl 58: Cowboys v Dolphins or Cowboys v Bills

    • @sleepyj3175
      @sleepyj3175 4 месяца назад +1

      @@thaphilosopher2012 Bills-Dallas SB is my lean too! 30 yrs later rematch of that Dallas-BUFF 93-94 SB AND it would throw off all those who 49ers-Bmore SB predictions we been hearing about the entire season!

    • @thaphilosopher2012
      @thaphilosopher2012 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sleepyj3175 the 49ers & Ravens Super Bowl 58 matchup is a trap....... what is interesting is that in 1992 & 1993, Michigan played Washington in the Rose Bowl. this year we get Michigan v Washington for the College Championship game today.

    • @sleepyj3175
      @sleepyj3175 4 месяца назад +1

      @thaphilosopher2012 that is true and interesting! Also last time Cowboys won a SB, the coach was Jimmy j who just got inducted into the Dallas HOF this year!

  • @Scottacado
    @Scottacado 4 месяца назад +76

    4:42 Steelers v Ravens
    6:05 Texans v Colts
    7:52 Browns v Bengals
    10:11 Vikings v Lions
    11:19 Jaguars v Titans
    13:27 Patriots v Jets
    14:20 Falcons v Saints
    17:43 Bears v Packers
    19:12 Broncos v Raiders
    20:25 Eagles v Giants
    21:38 Seahawks v Cardinals
    23:02 Chiefs v Chargers
    24:24 Rams v 49ers
    25:37 Commanders v Cowboys
    27:29 Bills v Dolphins

    • @PerryIsLOL
      @PerryIsLOL 4 месяца назад +7

      W Timestamps

    • @rogerbritt7025
      @rogerbritt7025 4 месяца назад +6

      Thanks for the time stamps, freaking awesome

    • @juliuskurtz8143
      @juliuskurtz8143 4 месяца назад +3

      Count on the eagles to the crapper

    • @edzebrowski4445
      @edzebrowski4445 4 месяца назад +1

      Waiting for you bro! I'm a believer

    • @edzebrowski4445
      @edzebrowski4445 4 месяца назад +1

      It's so bizarre you took saints, I picked them to win division in Sept. !! Lol

  • @randyfuller3057
    @randyfuller3057 4 месяца назад +12

    The Ravens are basically last years Eagles. The NFL is literally hyping them up to make them gag in the playoffs.

  • @Neil_McCauley_
    @Neil_McCauley_ 4 месяца назад +6

    The 49ers fumble and Rams recovery at the end of the game in field goal range, down by 1, ensuring the Stafford/Lions storyline has got to be automatic contender for Week 18 top ten rigged plays of the week haha. Even the commentator after the game said, "well if you like storylines, you got one with Stafford facing his old team!". Big surprise....

  • @kidwave1
    @kidwave1 4 месяца назад +4

    Watch the ref in the slomo replay STARING DIRECTLY AT THE FACEMASK of Derrick Henry with around 3-4 minutes left to play, in the Jaguars/Titans game! ....and NOT CALL THE FACEMASK PENALTY! ....and THAT is a penalty they have TO PROTECT PLAYERS! the NFL IS 100% RIGGED!
    The NFL spent 4 years and 10's of millions of dollars constructing a cutting edge command center in NYC, including technology to have INSTANTANEOUS Bi-Directional communication with EVERY SINGLE REFEREE ON THE FIELD, of every single game SIMULTANEOUSLY! How fortunate that just as they were completing it, ...MANY states began lifting their bans on Gambling, ....and NOW, ...EVERY 4TH COMMERCIAL DURING GAMES IS FOR DRAFTKINGS, and features the NFL LOGO BRAZENLY, DIRECTLY ALONGSIDE THE DRAFTKINGS LOGO, ....all while flat out pronouncing that "DraftKings is THE OFFICIAL GAMBLING PARTNER OF THE NFL!" And somehow millions of fools still believe they are watching authentic competition, that DOESNT HAVE ENTIRELY SCRIPTED OUTCOMES! Its Idiocracy without question! Aaron Rodgers "torn achilles injury", is the most obviously staged thing Ive ever seen in my life! Go back and watch it again to remind yourself how ridiculous that was! He DIDNT EVEN WINCE! Then watch other videos of players ACTUALLY rupturing their achilles, ...THEY ARE WRITHING AND SCREAMING IN PAIN!

    • @Bignuke87
      @Bignuke87 4 месяца назад

      Haha along with the blue "privacy" tents 😂

  • @ChillzxYT
    @ChillzxYT 4 месяца назад +36

    The playoff scenario you made makes so much sense 😂 I really appreciate the effort and time you put in to make these videos man!

  • @izzymart2966
    @izzymart2966 4 месяца назад +29

    Appreciate all the hard work you put into these video's that you give us on a weekly basis Jake

  • @andrewcarpenter687
    @andrewcarpenter687 4 месяца назад +4

    Bengals won which created the Afc north and the first time in 88 years every team was above 500 in a division, DETROIT WON IT ALL THAT YEAR, 1935....they rewarded mahomes for losing to Brady, Goff lost to Brady also, does he get rewarded??

  • @Ken-nd6hz
    @Ken-nd6hz 4 месяца назад +12

    Thank you Jake. You work hard. Wish you the best.

  • @TheDanimal026
    @TheDanimal026 4 месяца назад +4

    Thanks for being real Jake! Your videos are both fun, imformative & timely. Your record speaks for itself. Carry on

  • @omutvtube3910
    @omutvtube3910 4 месяца назад +3

    Since 1990 28.1% of top seeds got knocked out in Divisional round. Before last year it was Aaron Roger’s who knocked out #1 Atlanta in 2010. Between 2010-2021 No top seeds were ousted so there is always a 28.1% chance of top seeds getting ousted. Looks like last year was top seeds so I think this year it’s #2 seeds that go all the way. Rams winning against Bengals both were #4 seeds, Last Year it was #1 seeds. See a pattern? Cowboys won the East So Watch Buffalo win the AFC East as well. All decided by the last game of the season too.

    • @thaphilosopher2012
      @thaphilosopher2012 4 месяца назад

      Super Bowl 58:
      Cowboys v Dolphins
      Or Cowboys v Bills

  • @bradleygermain6288
    @bradleygermain6288 4 месяца назад +2

    I'm so glad you are at least getting ad revenue for these videos. That's gotta be a nice consolation. It appeared a few weeks ago you were checked out. Glad you stuck with it. Hopefully you gain enough new subs to your channel. Took Pitt -3 tonight. Got the Colts in another upset for the evening. My biggest lean is Vikings ML. it seems like most Vikings fans want the Vikings to lose so they get a better draft pick. That means they'll win. Good luck to you this week, Jake(and everyone else except those who took different picks haha). Look forward to the offseeason so I start watching the circus that is the "Presidential election."

  • @johninphx9360
    @johninphx9360 4 месяца назад +1

    I've got to think about all of this and come up with my 3 tm parlay. I hit last week. 🎉 Thanks for sharing!

  • @Paul_21415
    @Paul_21415 4 месяца назад +27

    The script writers are probably kicking and screaming. How did he know this😂😂😂...Excellent job, my friend👏

    • @Bryan-wt2ef
      @Bryan-wt2ef 4 месяца назад +3

      He’s wrong tho

    • @g-mode5047
      @g-mode5047 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Bryan-wt2efso is everyone else. Nobody knows for sure

    • @Paul_21415
      @Paul_21415 4 месяца назад +3

      @Bryan-wt2ef It's like figuring out the ending to a movie. He's right more than you think.

    • @bygonesbegone
      @bygonesbegone 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Bryan-wt2efyes he airballed on the Carolina guaranteed upset but everyone is calling out how scripted the lions rams and chiefs dolphins games r , NFL is getting figured out

  • @redzonesportscards2021
    @redzonesportscards2021 4 месяца назад +3

    Scripted for sure. I laughed most of the weekend. Predictable playoff pairings. Looking forward to seeing scripted plays of the week.

  • @ChinNutz
    @ChinNutz 4 месяца назад +1

    Thanks Jake! I found you at week 14 and ended up 2nd in my pool. I already had won my initial pool fee but ya clinched me 2nd place overall which is more $$. Ima def keep watching ur other vids for sure. We like minded! Love ya and keep well brother!!!❤️❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦😁😁

    • @ChinNutz
      @ChinNutz 4 месяца назад

      Btw, that Vegas parlay bust was genius. I was only one in pool that took that action!

  • @hadeedlez9450
    @hadeedlez9450 4 месяца назад +2

    been riding your picks all season, through thick and thin.. but this Wildcard weekend really got the best of ya haha.. much love man

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад

      Yep. I'm done with picks this year. Good luck.

  • @carguy6512
    @carguy6512 4 месяца назад +8

    I believe this video may be your finest work to date. Those brackets are perfect, and would definitely make the most sense for the National Figaroni League !

  • @MX-CO
    @MX-CO 4 месяца назад +1

    Thanks Jake, ❤ love your videos

  • @chiefgitsu
    @chiefgitsu 4 месяца назад +20

    there's an interesting storyline for next year. if the Packers finish 3rd in their division, they'd be hosting 3rd place in the AFC East for the extra game, which is locked in with the Jets. Aaron Rodgers' return to GB

    • @famaya2422
      @famaya2422 4 месяца назад +4

      For that to happen:
      Viks win lions
      Bears win gb
      The question is if that regular primetime matchup is worth not having the GB vs Cowboys in playoffs

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад +7

      I have GB winning and making the playoffs though.

    • @sleepyj3175
      @sleepyj3175 4 месяца назад +2

      @@famaya2422 Exactly! no regular season game will be more enticing than a GB-Dallas playoff matchup, McCarty against his old team plus these 2 teams have alot of playoff history!

    • @bygonesbegone
      @bygonesbegone 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sleepyj3175 yea i don't think it's worth it , playoffs in Dallas is better than regular season in New York

    • @benholler3611
      @benholler3611 4 месяца назад

      @@famaya2422 cowboys season is about Jimmie Johnson.. who did he infamously screw over to build his SB team? Vikings fan still make it

  • @jasongza4153
    @jasongza4153 4 месяца назад +1

    thanks Jake this was alot of work!!!

  • @liberatethegodseeds2001
    @liberatethegodseeds2001 4 месяца назад +4

    Tyreek in KC is too enticing, Bills have to win for that to happen, I agree.

  • @frankmousser8691
    @frankmousser8691 4 месяца назад +2

    As always very entertaining, keep up the good work, enjoy your show.

  • @blizzyvisualsphotography
    @blizzyvisualsphotography 4 месяца назад +5

    Dude is too smart with this shiiit 😂😂😂 Jake, WE ROCKIN WITH YOU ALL THE WAY BRO!!!

  • @jdgpiii6935
    @jdgpiii6935 4 месяца назад +1

    Great work my man! As always!

  • @victorramireziii8091
    @victorramireziii8091 4 месяца назад +6

    I'm in man!!! with all the story lines and all the stats !!!!man this was so convincing that is hard to see it any other way now😂😂

    • @victorramireziii8091
      @victorramireziii8091 4 месяца назад +3

      You've been great All season.... thank you for the picks!!! much appreciated!!!!

  • @IndependentWhistleblower
    @IndependentWhistleblower 4 месяца назад +2

    Jake I recommend a number system for next season. 1 is a lock, 2 is highly probable, 5 is a coin flip etc. i always grade my individual picks. Your audience could do that on their own with just the picks you give but this way we can have a record for your guaranteed picks etc instead of just overal which doesn’t do your accuracy justice

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад +1

      I am thinking I will pick a Top 5 but I don't like ranking the picks because then if 1 and 2 lose but then 3, 4 and 5 wins that means my best 2 picks lost and people will gripe even if 3 , 4 and 5 win lol. Plus since it is fake football I never know for sure which is my favorite play.

  • @kori7092
    @kori7092 4 месяца назад +2

    Let's rake em' Jake! Loving the picks! 👍

  • @sleepinglady2778
    @sleepinglady2778 4 месяца назад +3

    Jags is the hardest one to pick. I'd avoid that one. Bills v Miami too. Lover those first three picks. Feels right.

  • @targetegrat
    @targetegrat 4 месяца назад +15

    Jake is always on top of things. Wouldn't be surprised if Roger Goddell was his neighbor lol.

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад +2

      Haha I am not in the neighborhood ;)

    • @florancerudi
      @florancerudi 4 месяца назад +4

      I wouldn't be surprised if Roger goodell watches this. Not joking.

  • @clementburgess-hulme1878
    @clementburgess-hulme1878 4 месяца назад

    love the angle, just found this channel (so late!) but yea, i could see a handful of games going differently and not affecting the overall bracket detrimentally. like texans instead of colts, falcons instead of saints. bears beating packers but packers still going to playoffs via cards win.

  • @danburns1177
    @danburns1177 4 месяца назад +3

    I agree with you on this script. In fact, the AFC script I called over a month ago when everyone wrote Buffalo off. There are a few things to notice or consider when looking at these playoff scenarios. 1) Is this a Harbaugh fluff all the way? Alabama final play looked like a brokeback bend over for Michigan. Ten year anniversary of the Harbaugh bowl. 2) Notice how both 2 vs 3 seeds if it goes the way we think are rematches of the scripted dramatic ref call games? 3) Regarding the queefs, if this is not a Harbaugh fluff year, the queefs could be HOSTING the AFC championship courtesy of a Flacco beating the Ravens and the refs making a controversial call FOR the queefs at Buffalo. Then all of a sudden, the Taylor Swift big pharma, and sashe boy mahomes and his jackoff brother who just got charges dropped in overland park all become the stars to watch again..... If that scenerio were to happen, I could see a rematch of opening night which had its share of shitty officiating as well. Normally they script about 50/50 on home vs road moneyline first round which makes both south division winners look like losers this year. Just my opinion on this. 5) Here's a ballsy farfetched thought in the NFC. Eveyone knows that the 2 teams that hate each other the most are Philly and San Fran. What if they save that bloodbath for the final round? Jordan Love knocks off Dallas in Dallas and the media is screaming that Mccarthy got outcoached blah blah blah.............AND Stafford does remind Detroit, that they are Detroit 😂 and Now both San Francisco and Philly become the top 2 seeds again, and this time they can toss the 49ers head of security off the field 😂 just my three cents

  • @sleepinglady2778
    @sleepinglady2778 4 месяца назад +19

    This will probably be Derek Henry's last game as a Titan. I feel a great divisional game happening in Tennessee. Its like their Superbowl...knock TL and Jags out. We all saw his fake injury. I wouldn't bet on a team with a player i suspect of faking injuries. He's either on the take or weak. Ive seen him play and dont think he weak but you gotta admit there's something wrong with putting all your weight on the same ankle supposedly injured. I sure as hell didnt do that each time i injured my ankle playing sports (same injury too).

    • @nuclearskull
      @nuclearskull 4 месяца назад +1

      TL = BIG SISTER ~ LMAO!!

    • @justinwise6781
      @justinwise6781 4 месяца назад +4

      He looks like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce made a baby.

    • @ExceptionalMussy
      @ExceptionalMussy 4 месяца назад +3

      I think the NFL is trying to script Trevor Lawrence to go 10-7 or 11-6 next season. The jags have slowing been improving since Lawrence’s tenure, and I think they’ve slowly been building him up but the jags just don’t have a good enough offense line or consistent enough defense to compete. Through the draft I think they come back next season and are serious contenders.

    • @MattGatts
      @MattGatts 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ExceptionalMussy In 2019, Lamar had Hollywood Brown, Willie Snead and Myles Boykin as his receivers and they went 14-2, plus Lamar won MVP unanimously. Lawrence has better receivers and he can't do better? That just shows how much better Lamar is than Lawrence. And my man is ready win that MVP again

    • @ExceptionalMussy
      @ExceptionalMussy 4 месяца назад +1

      @@MattGatts Well Lamar is one of the most athletic QBs we’ve ever seen. The man is quite literally the equivalent of a a Tyreek Hill + Michael Vick Hybrid. The Jags Oline has been very shaky, and their pass defense is in the bottom 1/3rd of the league. Lamar has always had at the very least, a mid to upper tier defense and his lightning fast mobility helps him around any collapsing Oline.

  • @Dubfx316
    @Dubfx316 4 месяца назад

    I’m having a hard time deciding this falcons saints game but I think I’m going against you Jake, I think there’s something with that 33 degree latitude line this year which Atlanta resides on. Dallas and Houston are pretty much right there on that line as well. Plus mlb playoffs had those teams in too.
    Great great video tho, you put a lot of work in. Much appreciated 🙏🏻

  • @purplegold7965
    @purplegold7965 4 месяца назад +6

    Jake absolutely love that GB dallas matchup. Mcarthy playing his former team. Also love that rams lions because yes its stafford going back home, but you forgot Goff can get his revenge against his former team that let him go (rams/Mcvay). Only one that seems totally wacky but i think my falcons pull that game out. We haven't been to the playoffs since 2018. Seems wacky i know, but NO seems like the obvious choice.

  • @PoorMansInvesting
    @PoorMansInvesting 4 месяца назад +1

    Detroit and Indy were my top picks last week. Funny line movements.

  • @lil_wooddale44
    @lil_wooddale44 4 месяца назад +2

    Just want to thank you Jake. I take nothing you say personally. The Truth Is Never Personal! I appreciate All You Do.

  • @andrewcarpenter687
    @andrewcarpenter687 4 месяца назад +2

    Sister Trevor is out, you had that stone cold...last 3 afternoon games came down to 1 point...that screams in game money and chargers cant score from the 1 yard line and then kick a fg to go up 2 instead of going for it...that missed xtra point for texans kept them under 23.5...at 23...thats a rim job and as obvious as the colts dropped pass to end it...mayfield wears number 6 by 6 by 6...heisman winner...who is man, satan is man...😅

  • @gaetanodetorrice5555
    @gaetanodetorrice5555 4 месяца назад

    I love your videos you do a fantastic job 😂👍.

  • @user-nn5me5kc4w
    @user-nn5me5kc4w 4 месяца назад +2

    If the Ravens beat the Steelers, Titans beat Jax Indy beats Houston and Buffalo beats Miami then the AFC playoffs would be all rematches.
    2. Bills Vs 7. Jags 3. KC Vs 6. Miami and 4. Indy vs 5. Cleveland.
    All of them rematches.

  • @davidnahabetian2568
    @davidnahabetian2568 4 месяца назад +2

    Oh the script!! GB at Dal!, LAR at Det. Does Hurts so good play TB? The Juicy Stories!!..and that's just the NFC!
    Excellent picks Jake! Thanks for exposing this fake circus.

  • @elliott9383
    @elliott9383 4 месяца назад +1

    appreciate you jake!!!

  • @thaphilosopher2012
    @thaphilosopher2012 4 месяца назад +3

    Back on week five Pittsburgh beat Baltimore by the score of 17 and 10 and now they beat them in week 18 by the score of 17 and 10. 🍿

  • @IndependentWhistleblower
    @IndependentWhistleblower 4 месяца назад +2

    Also don’t listen to anyone who talks about team logos. The cities are what matters. That’s why Texans are standing in for oilers as 88 wildcard rematch etc

  • @PositiveVibesVids
    @PositiveVibesVids 4 месяца назад +6

    Bengals have to win with a spread that suspicious will take the -7

  • @user-pf2ow8pz4o
    @user-pf2ow8pz4o 4 месяца назад +5

    K.C. loses this week and then their run to the Super Bowl begins, with Taylor Swift close-ups in the box-seats dominating the airwaves! There will be more teenee-boppers watching the Super Bowl than you can even imagine. Pajama party - pillow fight sleepovers all across America / they will have to close the schools down on Monday to let the girls get some rest!

  • @rubski-ds9yc
    @rubski-ds9yc 4 месяца назад +2

    Appreciate you jake your like brother from a another mother 😂👍💯

  • @scott783
    @scott783 4 месяца назад +2

    Good call on the Steelers money line and spread

  • @redfish410
    @redfish410 4 месяца назад +3

    I agree it's rigged! Do one on the Dolphins Bills game week 18

  • @monkeymark
    @monkeymark 4 месяца назад +1

    Appreciate you Jake as always California strong

  • @parlayozun
    @parlayozun 4 месяца назад +2

    Return of the doink Colts vs Houston

  • @sufiameen6093
    @sufiameen6093 4 месяца назад +5

    Jake is the GOAT with Roger Goodell 😂

  • @Manifestintoreality
    @Manifestintoreality 4 месяца назад +3

    The most obvious picks hit today I’m surprised because I know it’s rigged but they show us how much money they make so clearly it doesn’t matter for a lot of favorites to win

    • @clotshotthot5750
      @clotshotthot5750 4 месяца назад +2

      Need to get the public thinking the nfl is rational before being fleeced in the playoffs.
      At the end of the day they do want certain outcomes even if its an obvious payout to the public

  • @mstone1323
    @mstone1323 4 месяца назад +6

    gametime decision = gametime rig

  • @raveninthedesert6726
    @raveninthedesert6726 4 месяца назад +4

    Absolutely love your bracket

  • @keokeo7514
    @keokeo7514 4 месяца назад +1

    Wild Card winners: Bills, KC, Browns, Dallas, Detroit, Philly
    SB: KC vs SF/Dallas

  • @Lucas-lf8pd
    @Lucas-lf8pd 4 месяца назад +19

    There is always a scenario that comes out of nowhere. Something completely unpredictable that murders everyone’s wallet. And it is… Bucs lose but so do the Saints. That’s right Falcons host a playoff game. Bet everything you own.

    • @justinwise6781
      @justinwise6781 4 месяца назад +6

      If there was ever a year to put an 8-9 team in the playoffs, it's in '24. 89 is the 24th prime. Lol

    • @justinwise6781
      @justinwise6781 4 месяца назад +3

      Also, look for the Raiders to finish 8-9 since they are hosting the superbowl in '24.

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад +1

      If that happens I will nail the panthers ML so I won't be upset if Saints lose and Atlanta gets in. It won't wreck my bracket.

    • @RealTalkSportsBet
      @RealTalkSportsBet 4 месяца назад +3

      Hell no that’s not a draw or good matchup Saints vs Eagles is a more competitive game and draw. Falcons and their trash QB no sir. Eagles and Saints have good matchups and history

    • @internetstress
      @internetstress 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@RealTalkSportsBetI'm going with established QB . Definitely think saints over ATL

  • @josevazquez1287
    @josevazquez1287 4 месяца назад

    How do u get on live?? I wanna give my input on these picks it was cool how u wanted our opinions as well

  • @user-nn5me5kc4w
    @user-nn5me5kc4w 4 месяца назад +9

    For the NFC this is my prediction. 1. SF 2. Dallas 3. Detroit 4. Atl 5. Philly 6. St Louis and 7. GB. This would create the best storyline. Dallas Vs GB is McCarthy challenging his old team. Detroit Vs St Louis is Staffords homecoming and Philly Vs Atl is the battle of the birds. Semifinal is Detroit Vs Dallas rematch and Philly Vs SF rematch. NFC championship is SF vs Dallas which was the old rivalry and has a lot of history. SF goes to the SB.

    • @michaelfalkner1186
      @michaelfalkner1186 4 месяца назад

      With those first-rounders, I go SF-GB (Too many suspensions AGAIN this year for Dallas) and PHI-DET, leading to SF-PHI.

    • @pm5206
      @pm5206 4 месяца назад +2

      Atlanta will not win division. Bucs will likely win division.

    • @Cookiesrfood
      @Cookiesrfood 4 месяца назад +3

      @@michaelfalkner1186 Idk we literally just saw SF-PHI in last year's NFC championship game and earlier this year SF got it's revenge on Philly I can't imagine they replay it again in the championship round. Having GB beat Dallas doesn't make sense there are bigger storylines for Dallas against other teams and the Packers will just be happy to make the playoffs with Love. Dallas vs Lions is too good of a matchup to pass on considering all the controversy. I'm tempted to go 49ers vs Lions for the NFC championship game but I think Dallas vs 49ers would be a much bigger game plus it would mean that you got rematches of Philly vs 49ers and Dallas vs 49ers in the playoffs. Who goes to the SB will depend on who they have winning the AFC if it's a team like the Browns or Bills I see Dallas going but if the Ravens or Chiefs win then the 49ers will go.

    • @Mr_C5627
      @Mr_C5627 4 месяца назад +2

      every pick you said is correct… only difference i got is cowboys will go to the sb this year and play the bills

    • @user-nn5me5kc4w
      @user-nn5me5kc4w 4 месяца назад +1

      @@pm5206Could be but a lot of people bet NO to win the division. Vegas would make more money having Atl win the division.

  • @tonyha8822
    @tonyha8822 4 месяца назад +1

    Thanks Jake!!

  • @biiwaash
    @biiwaash 4 месяца назад +2

    Good picks and miigz

  • @nostalgiaman6816
    @nostalgiaman6816 4 месяца назад +4

    I think people will ML parlay Steelers and Colts.
    If Pittsburgh covers, wins - I’m going Houston. If Pittsburgh loses - I’m going Indianapolis.

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад

      No dude people won't parlay them. EVERYONE loves the Texans.

    • @bygonesbegone
      @bygonesbegone 4 месяца назад

      @@jaketheasshole I think it was too sexy for the nfls storyline to pass on CJ Stroud over Gardener Minshew , especially if they want Anthony Richardson and CJ Stroud to be stars , and Pittsburg winning is just to keep their fanbase engaged for tomorrow to draw more ratings

    • @nostalgiaman6816
      @nostalgiaman6816 4 месяца назад

      @@jaketheasshole does Washington cover the 5.5 tonight? Who do you have tonight ML?

  • @PhiL-ob1ed
    @PhiL-ob1ed 4 месяца назад +2

    I call him CJ Beat Hard too how funny!!

  • @Reglar_Cat
    @Reglar_Cat 4 месяца назад +1

    Interesting takes! First one of these I have seen. I think I have missed out. 🙁

  • @danburns1177
    @danburns1177 4 месяца назад +5

    One thing that I think about the Jags Titans game is that the roles were reversed last year in week 18 when the Jags beat Tennessee to change the landscape of the south. I think Tennessee gets scripted to revenge. And possibly Mike Vrabel last game there if New England trades for him

    • @mistaman4760
      @mistaman4760 4 месяца назад

      Don't put your money on that lie 🤣 Jags ML 🤑

    • @realrealmreality9713
      @realrealmreality9713 4 месяца назад

      jags fan you was right smh

    • @danburns1177
      @danburns1177 4 месяца назад

      I am a Raiders fan. Just saw that script coming Derek Henry last game and all.

  • @thpuma2589
    @thpuma2589 4 месяца назад +8

    I'm rolling with all your picks. LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!

  • @SoftDrinksOfChoice
    @SoftDrinksOfChoice 4 месяца назад +1

    Awesome breakdown.

  • @Edwardsjm
    @Edwardsjm 4 месяца назад +2

    Every time i see a football commercial i see the ravens inside the football graphic, maybe they are the SB pick. What will produce the best story though??

  • @bryanhale9466
    @bryanhale9466 4 месяца назад

    Man I hope you’re right about the saints! It’s going to be crazy down here tomorrow if so!

  • @k-mark9187
    @k-mark9187 4 месяца назад +1

    Yo. How do I bet even. What platform should I go to. Sorry i never done this before. I want to go with all your picks

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад +1

      If you are in a state that allows sports betting you can use Fan Duel, ESPN Bet, Bet MGM. If you are not in a legal sports betting state or country then Bovada is the site to use.

  • @IndependentWhistleblower
    @IndependentWhistleblower 4 месяца назад +2

    First time ever betting sports. Didn’t even research until after week 17. Don’t watch football or read stats. 10-5 with one to play. Might not be the most impressive this week. But considering the circumstances
    I’d say that’s pretty good evidence it’s rigged.
    For example only reason I chose raiders is super bowl host and super bowl legend “dying” on gameday. Might’ve got lucky. But I’m pretty positive I earned that one

  • @majormeteor
    @majormeteor 4 месяца назад

    Very entertaining content. I don't bet but I list the teams, do a coin flip, do my picks then listen to Jake the A. Last week the coin flip I did beat Jake the A and my picks.

  • @626LuNaTiC
    @626LuNaTiC 4 месяца назад +2

    Saints yes FELT THAT MAN THANK YOUUUUUU

  • @JoseEspinoza-sf8ht
    @JoseEspinoza-sf8ht 4 месяца назад +2

    Thanks for the picks. U were almost perfect except texans and eagles lost. Still hit on yesterday and today parlay.

  • @dh55nine39
    @dh55nine39 4 месяца назад +6

    Love your work Jake! I really like the ravens over the Steelers tho. I dont think the NFL wants to see Rudolf with an opportunity to get it the playoffs. Also, the ravens dominate preseason, which means they are deep team. Ill take ravens backups playing loose at home against a Steelers team that HAS to win to make playoffs. D

    • @dh55nine39
      @dh55nine39 4 месяца назад

      You called this one Jake! This is why you’re about to hit 100k and I’m not 🤣. Looking forward to your playoff videos!

  • @blizzyvisualsphotography
    @blizzyvisualsphotography 4 месяца назад +2

    🗣️WHO Y'ALL THINK PLAYING IN THE SCRIPTED SUPERBOWL ENTERTAINMENT SHOW??? LMK 👇🏾

  • @TheRJ1818
    @TheRJ1818 4 месяца назад +4

    You picking my Colts makes me feel good. Dropped a pretty penny on them. I’m a fan of the NFL but I know it’s all bullshit too. I just like making money off of Vegas and that’s what I’ve done for the past few years. Good luck bro

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад

      The public is HEAVY on CJ and the Texans. If Vegas wants that money then the Colts win this game and the AFC South and Vegas rakes all the bets on Jax to win the South.

    • @thaphilosopher2012
      @thaphilosopher2012 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jaketheassholeI wouldn’t be surprised if the Jaguars lose the AFC SOUTH. Crazy amount of money was placed on JAX before the season & during the season before their mid season collapse… Vegas might not wanna pay those bettors… also, l have a feeling Vegas entrapped bettors to place more money on the Bills to win the AFC EAST during their winning streak… with the Dolphins winning the AFC EAST in the last game of the season… also, I think the Buccaneers are a red herring, I like the Falcons or Saints to with the NFC SOUTH. Let’s see 🤝

  • @nuclearskull
    @nuclearskull 4 месяца назад +4

    NYJ VS NE = STORYLINE IS BELECHECS LAST GAME COACHING

  • @holmeslindsay4
    @holmeslindsay4 4 месяца назад

    Hey Jake what’s your opinion on Michigan Washington game. Is it scripted for Harbaugh?

  • @brandonbates9259
    @brandonbates9259 4 месяца назад

    I agreed with the Steelers pick and disagreed with the Colts pick..Looks like sunday I'll be doing your picks along with mine.I'm going all out with 2 parlays

  • @JPrice601
    @JPrice601 4 месяца назад +1

    Good mojo goin in 2024 and bad juju out the door in 2023. Let's go Jake!!
    I need to go around 11-5, 10-6 to come in the top 8 to hit the pool out of the 437 contestants. Winner gets $7k on down.
    Leader tied at 154-102 ats,
    2nd at 152-104 ats, 3rd at 149-107 ats, 4th tie at 148-108 ats, 5th tie at 147-109 ats, 6th tie at 146-110 ats. I am at 144-112 ats.
    Need some help Jake and see we agree on alot. Last week set me back also. God Bless and Happy New Year.
    Here are my plays.. Pitt-3.5 (may flip), Texans+.5, Cincy-5.5, Min+3.5 (may flip), Titans+4.5, Pats-2.5 (may flip), Saints-3.5, Panthers+5.5, Packers-3.5 (may flip), Vegas-2.5, Eagles-5.5, Hawks-2.5, Chargers-1.5, Rams+3.5, Cowboys-13.5(may flip), Bills-2.5.
    I'm on way too many favs and don't like that.

  • @JamesHavlin-ez4gw
    @JamesHavlin-ez4gw 4 месяца назад +1

    It’s for entertainment purposes only!

  • @alexleghan8406
    @alexleghan8406 4 месяца назад +1

    Thank God, the nfl isn’t hurting for money or else we would really be done

  • @omutvtube3910
    @omutvtube3910 4 месяца назад +1

    You were right about them not allowing 3 Florida teams. Well games not over but it looks like jags will lose. Bucs won which I thought maybe they lose but it looks like Jags are odd team out.

  • @florancerudi
    @florancerudi 4 месяца назад +4

    Vikings+ 3.5 big!!!!!

  • @Reekones
    @Reekones 4 месяца назад +3

    I took Steelers ML & Panthers

  • @sleepyj3175
    @sleepyj3175 4 месяца назад

    Hey Jake for the Riggaroni plays of week 18 you HAVE to and i mean you HAVE to include the DOINK FG just before HALFTIME of the Pats-JEts game! .. it is so UNREAL and UNATURAL how you can clearly see the blizzard Wind going from left to right and yet the ball goes AGAINST the wind from right to left and hits the upright!! LMAO!
    having played soccer all my life and in those conditions before there is NO WAY IN HELL that ball moves against that type of wind no matter how strong you are and how hard you kick it unless there is something that is pushing it the other way!!! it was so hilarious watching that! its a MUST HAVE in the week 18 TOP Rigged plays!!

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc 4 месяца назад +5

    😮🎉when Tom Brady unretires and goes to the Las Vegas Raiders bet the farm he wins the Superbowl 😅

    • @Lindseyfromgranite
      @Lindseyfromgranite 4 месяца назад +1

      I would stop watching my favorite show NFL scripted foosball

  • @mikegaustad477
    @mikegaustad477 4 месяца назад +1

    Juicy scenarios !

  • @APHill-ip8qt
    @APHill-ip8qt 4 месяца назад +1

    Jake you be da Man !

  • @alexleghan8406
    @alexleghan8406 4 месяца назад +1

    Jake I am like you but thanks for the picks anyway. I win huge and lose bigger! Lol

  • @sandrapocasangre6570
    @sandrapocasangre6570 4 месяца назад +1

    That’s a pretty good overall record!! Truly not easy to do 🙌

  • @FinRay420
    @FinRay420 4 месяца назад +1

    Thx Jake let’s do this!

  • @MeasuredFlat
    @MeasuredFlat 4 месяца назад +3

    Bring in Bobby Bouche!

  • @robertnovotny4588
    @robertnovotny4588 4 месяца назад +2

    As always 😂 the perfect script picks Jake can't wait for the playoff scripted pics. Hollywood NFL.

  • @josamaroo
    @josamaroo 4 месяца назад +5

    The Colts pick doesn't break my heart because I've always been a Colts fan but I don't see them winning. You can go back a month in your comment section in other videos and see that I was predicting this matchup would be a win-and-in game but I've never seen Indy winning this one, and it's not because of Minshew. I think Indy loses because of Anthony Richardson. First off if Indy wins then that sets the expectations a million times higher for a QB that still has a lot of questions marks and if he fails to get in next season everyone will complain about them losing Minshew in free agency, if they don't resign him. Secondly, If they lose then the story going forward will be Indy failing to make the playoffs in the last game of the season 2 out of the last 3 seasons, and with mediocre QBs, so once Richardson gets them in the playoffs he will finally be the savior in Indy. Houston will get #7 and Jacksonville will win the division.

    • @bygonesbegone
      @bygonesbegone 4 месяца назад

      Houston getting 7 and going @ Buffalo and keeping it very close is interesting , and the jags won a playoff game last year and have Tlaw so I think them and the Texans are a better choice than the Steelers to get 7 or colts to get 4 , those matchups r just straight dog ngl

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  4 месяца назад +2

      I could be wrong for sure, but it seems all the money is on the Texans. The NFL is a business and the business includes robbing sports bettors who think the games are real. Colts winning makes money for Vegas even though it's not the best ratings matchup to have Browns vs Colts.

    • @ryansettani9189
      @ryansettani9189 4 месяца назад

      nobody sees the Colts winning, so they prolly will win,

    • @bygonesbegone
      @bygonesbegone 4 месяца назад

      @@Austinnaby Steelers r the most boring team in the entire AFC playoff race rn , I guess their fanbase is huge so they could pull ratings but having a superstar QB in Stroud make it over the Steelers (who just made the playoffs in 2021-2022) since Tomlin has already secured his winning record , but Texans sneak into WC to make Richardson look good when Minshew is bad and to make Tlaw look like a star , if he can't beat the titans that destroys the NFL making him a SS

    • @bygonesbegone
      @bygonesbegone 4 месяца назад

      @@Austinnaby well my first prediction has went well, Minshew looked like shit

  • @Commentsofthemonth
    @Commentsofthemonth 4 месяца назад +1

    We will get this final week (No letting up)

  • @Lindseyfromgranite
    @Lindseyfromgranite 4 месяца назад +1

    I remember one week Jake had a static x hair cut I think Jake is a metal head

  • @PositiveVibesVids
    @PositiveVibesVids 4 месяца назад +1

    It does sure feel like Tampa would be that team to screw it up.. and to take golden boy jags out the playoffs. I had jags to make the playoffs and I took the cash out option for a small profit because this year went differently than I expected and it feels like a loss is coming

  • @travisdavidson2663
    @travisdavidson2663 4 месяца назад +1

    I hit a 8 leg my own picks and had Steelers as well