If you don't take this you're cooked (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @paradajzisnicla
    @paradajzisnicla 2 дня назад +441

    I asked my grandpa why we don't paint ships like that anymore, he said we forgot how.

  • @gilmosa
    @gilmosa 2 дня назад +399

    This 97 year old painter still paints his ships the old-fashioned way.

  • @henriquedarcio3484
    @henriquedarcio3484 2 дня назад +468

    See that ship? Paint it.

    • @sludgeypop
      @sludgeypop 2 дня назад +98

      But don't use paint

    • @KaikiIsTaken
      @KaikiIsTaken 2 дня назад +82

      I cannon my plank red, but I don't use balls

    • @hpaw8675309
      @hpaw8675309 2 дня назад +13

      Can someone explain to me how you can paint a ship without using paint? Am I missing something here? Is this a riddle or brain teaser? I just don't know, does anyone know?

    • @gwabes7001
      @gwabes7001 2 дня назад

      @@hpaw8675309we paint using our red shit

    • @matei3938
      @matei3938 2 дня назад

      ⁠@@hpaw8675309one of Vanessa’s voice lines is “I paint my ship red, but not with paint” implying that she used the blood of her enemies. Hope this was helpful.

  • @Pumbear
    @Pumbear 2 дня назад +143

    I've already depicted you as the paint and me as the ship painter.

    • @Tachii31
      @Tachii31 День назад +6

      Pfft...this guy's out here using PAINT to paint ships.

  • @yaidsna5703
    @yaidsna5703 2 дня назад +307

    NL selling literally every crit boosting item out of spite, running the tropical island on his board, searching for crit boosts because his sniper mysteriously stopped critting, and then still easily cruising to 10 wins sent me. He is simply built different

    • @FaliggetFTW
      @FaliggetFTW 2 дня назад +27

      Does he only upload every run he does? There’s no way, right? He consistently makes terrible decisions and then collects wins.

    • @robloxkiller1400
      @robloxkiller1400 2 дня назад +3

      Commenting so when someone answers I get notified

    • @MKBCelestial
      @MKBCelestial День назад +24

      @@FaliggetFTW Based on what he says on stream he doesn't have any time to play the bazaar outside of either stream or his videos for youtube. I think he has described like 1 or 2 runs offstream which I haven't noticed being uploaded, but other than that I think his uploads basically include every run he does.

    • @konga382
      @konga382 День назад +15

      @@FaliggetFTW He uploads every run. In this case, his build was so strong already that it barely mattered, and in some circumstances the initial haste might be better anyway.

    • @borgar1765
      @borgar1765 День назад

      NL is proving meta is a spook

  • @KaikiIsTaken
    @KaikiIsTaken 2 дня назад +240

    Not all Jaballians paint their ship red

  • @ColevLost
    @ColevLost День назад +51

    30:48 “Aiden is tanking the damage”
    Meanwhile Aiden is thoroughly deceased

  • @OneWhoSeethes
    @OneWhoSeethes 2 дня назад +52

    I'm so Bazaar-pilled now, thank you for introducing me to this NL

    • @mrbort3977
      @mrbort3977 2 дня назад

      Dr. Reynard is the greatest game designer to ever live

    • @ConnorCarmody
      @ConnorCarmody 2 дня назад

      Same I’m having a lot of fun

  • @Tyranee
    @Tyranee 2 дня назад +31

    9:31 When you pick up a cool bug on the sidewalk

  • @reccaman
    @reccaman 2 дня назад +45

    You fall like no ball, ANOTHER ROUND

  • @richpie6308
    @richpie6308 День назад +15

    21:25 Me when I'm a young boy named Charlie opening a chocolate bar

    • @gearxd
      @gearxd День назад +3

      +2

    • @MrGuySenpai
      @MrGuySenpai День назад +2

      gotta give this a +2 I'm afraid

  • @T3chAnalogy
    @T3chAnalogy День назад +13

    Haste tuah, silence on that thang

  • @derpaboopderp1286
    @derpaboopderp1286 2 дня назад +26

    All ship. No paint

  • @morganabird873
    @morganabird873 2 дня назад +62

    He hates the Star Chart lol. It would almost guarantee his boat critting, give Aidan's haste a 50% chance of hitting his boat instead of a 30% chance, and reduce both Aidan and his boat's cooldown by a meaningful amount. I'm glad he's learned that upgrading most weapons sucks, the next thing he needs to learn is cooldown reduction is almost always the best stat to boost.

    • @lori977
      @lori977 2 дня назад +16

      This had me going crazy the entire run. Also him skipping the sharpning stones 5 times in a row with his 90 damage ship
      Glad he doesnt read these, had to type A

    • @seththetactician6712
      @seththetactician6712 День назад +18

      Star chart only exists to give 5 gold 1 exp at the docks I'm afraid.

    • @miracleman2323
      @miracleman2323 День назад +4

      get ready to learn it buddy

    • @TheBinaryHappiness
      @TheBinaryHappiness День назад +4

      naaahh, the master was hedging against freeze strats to give freeze more targets
      never doubt him again or i will paint your ship

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill 18 часов назад

      He already knows about cooldown reduction. That was like 4th episode

  • @annalunara3038
    @annalunara3038 День назад +9

    You paint your ship red... I have no balls.

  • @gabreldj
    @gabreldj 2 дня назад +36

    you guys know where I can get red paint?

    • @jean-lucaadrians5729
      @jean-lucaadrians5729 2 дня назад +36

      No, we are bazaar guys, we don’t use any paint

    • @vulthad
      @vulthad 2 дня назад +8

      u can take mine, I'm not using it

    • @KaikiIsTaken
      @KaikiIsTaken 2 дня назад +8

      All cannon, no paints

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 2 дня назад +8

      I think I saw a paint shop over in Dooley Nation lands. Truly an odd people.

    • @jacobschmidt6825
      @jacobschmidt6825 2 дня назад +3

      Surely Vanessa has some

  • @lami.77
    @lami.77 2 дня назад +8

    ty for pointing out the date of the vod. Also i do like vods that are not 5 to 6 days old. To see the progress of your experience.

  • @KillerTeddyBear77
    @KillerTeddyBear77 День назад +4

    "I would like to get a pelt and sell it for gold": Voyageur in Quebec in 1790

  • @miracleman2323
    @miracleman2323 День назад +2

    I love that paint. Been not using the stuff for years

  • @ardabaser1349
    @ardabaser1349 2 дня назад +4

    Sometimes he does this thing where he convinces himself that something, like getting 2 sharpening stones on a level up, is bad and he will go on to take the most ridiculous options just not to take the thing he will not touch as if it's of the devil. I don't know whether I respect that or not.

  • @serketsecret
    @serketsecret 2 дня назад +5

    I just scored my first ten piece earlier today, a flawless no less! Thank you for introducing me to the game NL.

  • @I2ed3ye
    @I2ed3ye День назад +4

    He's so Star Chart for Working at the Docks-pilled

  • @NayaM0
    @NayaM0 2 дня назад +8

    17:05 holy shit it only took him like 65+ games but he figured it out

  • @iluvatar4244
    @iluvatar4244 2 дня назад +1

    38:45 refering to the silmarillion gave my heart lill jumpys

  • @G33KSP34K
    @G33KSP34K День назад

    My god every videos of NL's drives me up a wall with his bonkers reasoning, yet I still keep watching. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF!?

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT День назад +1

    Hi NL, could you please upload your jackbox gameplay? Thanks in advance

  • @RichardHennigan
    @RichardHennigan День назад +1

    These videos are my zone 2 tech

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat 2 дня назад +6

    Brother hates the star chart. Painful to watch.

  • @MrTickely
    @MrTickely 2 дня назад +3

    Anyone got a link to the rizzler video - cannot find it for the life of me

  • @vastowen4562
    @vastowen4562 День назад

    I actually went all the way with Longxian, treb, whatever that item is that gives weapons haste when something crits, and some crazy haste and crit skills. Longxian can be good if you start building it early. Think I also had a Gatling gun and a lighter. Lighter because i had a skill that gave a weapon haste every time I used a non-weapon or something like that

  • @Its_Mattie
    @Its_Mattie 2 дня назад +2

    Me when I'm a French cuisine chef and I'm feeding the lobsters

  • @seyonmas6316
    @seyonmas6316 День назад

    I like to bring Burger King Whoppers on my flight just to open them and let everyone else smell them.

  • @VulcanP90
    @VulcanP90 2 дня назад +3

    is cdr not always on whatever the base cooldown is? isn't removing the silencer every time unnecessary?

    • @billy_g_44
      @billy_g_44 День назад +1

      I thought the same thing. Commenting so I can hear the answer if anyone knows better

    • @stupizzle7182
      @stupizzle7182 День назад +6

      no its on the current, if you have knee brace (+1s to cooldown on your items from junk shop) you can also put it in to get more effect out of cdr items when you sell them

    • @citratune7830
      @citratune7830 День назад +1

      note that the effect only applies after you remove the silencer from the build.
      with silencer
      0.97 * 0.8 = 0.8 * 0.97.
      after silencer is removed
      0.97 * 0.8 < 0.97
      curious, is the current situation intended? seems a little unintuitive and wonky from a balancing setup. would be more convenient imo to just remember every buff applied to the weapon and the quantity of the buffs, so when one is removed it's like it was never there.
      (i have never played the game)

    • @stupizzle7182
      @stupizzle7182 День назад +1

      @citratune7830 Unsure but its something they've been aware of for months so it seems like it's intended unless they just haven't gotten around to overhauling it

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 День назад

    I have only one 10 piece under my belt, teach me your ways, senpai!

  • @icewilliams4767
    @icewilliams4767 2 дня назад +7

    Hi, we’re Unrailed guys and we haven’t heard from you in a while

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 2 дня назад +3

    If your shit's red, go to the doctor.

    • @RosemaryCemetery
      @RosemaryCemetery 2 дня назад +4

      unfortunately my doctor is a jaballian, and brother, he's no pacifist

    • @KaikiIsTaken
      @KaikiIsTaken 2 дня назад +1

      Excuse me Dr. Jaballian, it appears that I have been diagnosed as someone with only a cannon, and apparently there is no presence of balls.

  • @TheLpCaptain
    @TheLpCaptain 2 дня назад +3

    see that form? fill it

  • @Kenraali11
    @Kenraali11 23 часа назад

    When I am the paint, you are the ship

  • @Astersss_
    @Astersss_ День назад +1

    See that cannon? No ball.

  • @bootmanbill2362
    @bootmanbill2362 День назад

    This crew has their cannon balls the other round way

  • @PotionSmeller
    @PotionSmeller 7 часов назад

    Top 10 scariest video endings on Pelago

  • @danktoastiekins9341
    @danktoastiekins9341 День назад

    On the next episodes, the egg gets a copywrite strike from the rizzler

  • @Chaosuser32
    @Chaosuser32 День назад

    My first perk in Fallout is always Gun Nut and NL is one of us

  • @lautrecrb746
    @lautrecrb746 День назад

    45:05 is the other guy’s Atomic Clock charging his sniper rifle instead of increasing the cooldown? That’s a heinous bug lmao

    • @slothcerv
      @slothcerv День назад +1

      I think the clock increases cooldown but the item keeps the same % of charge, so the increased cd applies only from second use on. see that clock? Paint it

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft День назад

    Like my crew says at the bar: you carry my weapon, and all jebalians are pacifists. And I don't use paint.

  • @jitomin
    @jitomin 2 дня назад +1

    Why does he hate the cdr and crit from starchart?

  • @aureus79
    @aureus79 День назад

    We're blood guys, of course we paint ships

  • @gasmaskboss6041
    @gasmaskboss6041 2 дня назад

    Honestly Vanessa is slept on she is kinda cracked if you can find her good wepons ie sniper ship and trebuchet

  • @daniellord-doyle5273
    @daniellord-doyle5273 День назад

    What do the tickets do that you win??

    • @average.yt.commenter609
      @average.yt.commenter609 День назад +2

      It's a ticket for ranked.

    • @daniellord-doyle5273
      @daniellord-doyle5273 20 часов назад

      So you can use them to play ranked?? I would have tried it but haven’t got a 10 piece yet haha

    • @average.yt.commenter609
      @average.yt.commenter609 15 часов назад

      @@daniellord-doyle5273 Yeah, and NL has decided to save them until release so he can farm the noobs in ranked. I'm not sure but I feel like you get a ticket from a bronze victory.

  • @tonydragon784
    @tonydragon784 День назад

    25:39 don't talk about malf like that

  • @Ramperdos
    @Ramperdos 2 дня назад

    First Aidler is finally on the board.

  • @Andr-Eix
    @Andr-Eix День назад

    does NL paint ships the long way

  • @jsong768
    @jsong768 День назад

    11:05 by the commutative property, it should not matter whether you took the silencer out first before reducing the cooldowns by 3%. 0.97 x 0.8 is the same as 0.8 x 0.97. Unless the game is doing its maybe differently

    • @jtamonda7966
      @jtamonda7966 День назад +1

      3% of 80 is less than 3% of 100. The cooldown reduction doesnt use 100 as a base if you have the silencer on. Thats why you have items that temporarily increase your cooldown so you can increase the reduction

    • @jsong768
      @jsong768 День назад +1

      ​@@jtamonda7966 You're right. 3% of 80 is less than 3% of 100. But it still doesn't matter. It's a multiplicative factor and follows the commutative law.
      EX: Assume silencer is reducing by 20% and base CD 10
      1. Silencer is on the board. 10 x 0.8 = 8
      Then apply the 3% reduction 8 x 0.97 = 7.76
      2. Silencer is NOT on the board and you reduce 10 by 3% = 9.7. Then you put silencer on the board. 97 x 0.8 = 7.76
      They're literally the same value. It doesn't matter what your starting CD.

    • @jtamonda7966
      @jtamonda7966 День назад +1

      @@jsong768 im assuming from context that the silencer uses the base 100 and the sellables just look at current seconds. If not then he and chat dont know commutation. I havent played the game

    • @jsong768
      @jsong768 День назад

      @jtamonda7966 yeah the reduction might be working a little differently but this is such a common misconception that I wouldn't be surprised if they don't realize that it doesn't matter

  • @Toadman016
    @Toadman016 День назад

    I wish NL wasnt just a collective figment of our imagination

  • @ItCantGetAnyWorse
    @ItCantGetAnyWorse 2 дня назад

    We can’t paint ships like we used to folks, we don’t know how

  • @TheLucidChiba
    @TheLucidChiba 2 дня назад +1

    Mans talking about needing a haste item and sells Aiden, tsk

  • @olle1153
    @olle1153 День назад

    “PLAY THE STAR CHAART AAAAH”

  • @ryan--
    @ryan-- День назад +1

    Hey I watch a lot of streamers on RUclips and your content is getting recommended to me a lot on multiple different channels that post about you so I hope you see a big surge in popularity here soon. At least a reasonable amount, because it's the meme as old as time, you are my streamers' favorite streamer and I hope you prosper past my little contribution of engagement if you'd call it that.

  • @harryb12993
    @harryb12993 День назад

    All ship, no paint

  • @Mick_Huber
    @Mick_Huber День назад

    19:00 me at the bar

  • @gergelyhalasz3225
    @gergelyhalasz3225 День назад

    this 36 year old streamer still paints his ships the old-fashioned way

  • @johndelanie3649
    @johndelanie3649 2 дня назад

    We're shipwrights, of course we paint our ships red

  • @Fomor_Ian
    @Fomor_Ian 2 дня назад

    All red, no paint

  • @TheLpCaptain
    @TheLpCaptain 2 дня назад

    work at docks with ⭐️ chart, fill out the form nl

  • @dylanclarke2787
    @dylanclarke2787 День назад

    Hey NL, POE 2 daughter or Bazaar Dooley son?

  • @bricknick5095
    @bricknick5095 2 дня назад

    Me when I painted my ship red with paint

  • @ItCantGetAnyWorse
    @ItCantGetAnyWorse 2 дня назад

    Vanessa might be the funnest to watch imo

    • @miracleman2323
      @miracleman2323 День назад

      He spoke down to “funnest” typers in a previous video I’m afraid

    • @ItCantGetAnyWorse
      @ItCantGetAnyWorse День назад

      I like all the content, wasn’t he talking down to people in chat complaining?

    • @miracleman2323
      @miracleman2323 День назад

      @@ItCantGetAnyWorse he has done that, yes. i'm talking specifically about him disapproving of the use of the phrase "funnest" as opposed to "most fun"

  • @nealdalston7265
    @nealdalston7265 День назад

    Bees Toad I'm Blade

  • @bobbyconch5451
    @bobbyconch5451 День назад

    play issac?

  • @kamelontti3926
    @kamelontti3926 День назад

    DOOLY DOOLY DOOLY...

  • @erixouther
    @erixouther День назад

    GREMENTET

  • @YTDPROMISE
    @YTDPROMISE 2 дня назад

    Why does the NL comment section has the funniest unfunniest people ever

  • @europa08
    @europa08 День назад

    100 * 0.97 * 0.7 = 100 * 0.7 * 0.97

  • @csikosdaniel5903
    @csikosdaniel5903 День назад

    Me when I haven't done anything illegal but the cop keeps eyeballing me 47:18

  • @lucas56sdd
    @lucas56sdd 2 дня назад

    Pathetic. As ball-less as a cannon.

  • @Hannah_The_Heretic
    @Hannah_The_Heretic День назад

    13:52 to 17:23 is unwatchable content.
    Thanks twitch user. 🤨

  • @fleece6747
    @fleece6747 2 дня назад +1

    RUclips

  • @mikintosh6111
    @mikintosh6111 2 дня назад

    I see vanessa items i click

  • @otkare
    @otkare 2 дня назад +1

    "it's 'urb"

  • @kaspalto8503
    @kaspalto8503 День назад

    Hey can someone gift me the game...😅

  • @macs5724
    @macs5724 2 дня назад

    Is this a 36 year old father of one ?

  • @Andy-tb7hy
    @Andy-tb7hy 2 дня назад +1

    first

  • @jonasjorgensen8759
    @jonasjorgensen8759 День назад

    So many misplays guy

  • @EirikRye
    @EirikRye 2 дня назад +8

    meme: We're Costco guys, of course we're Costco guys xD
    EDIT: No upvotes? Am I shadowbanned?

    • @EirikRye
      @EirikRye 2 дня назад +4

      In my original version of this meme I typed "Costgo" instead of "Costco". That was a mistake and has now been corrected. The correct meme is: "We're Costco guys, of course we're Costco guys xD"

    • @EirikRye
      @EirikRye 2 дня назад +5

      Honestly the lack of responses to this post is disheartening, even after my corrections

    • @ProtectivePie52
      @ProtectivePie52 2 дня назад +9

      ​@@EirikRye You are using the rythyms of comedy with no punchline. Like what was even the point?

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 2 дня назад +8

      59 minutes since posting and no upvotes? EirikRye really fell off