the "spanker" at 7:50 is a tool for putting shoes and sock on and off easier. I have seen them as separate tools but never all in one like this, its really cleaver that
I’ve worked in care for years and honestly this isn’t that uncommon. I doubt the state the house is in now, it wasn’t like that when the chap was alive. A lot of older blokes have a bit of blue content in the house somewhere and clearly someone has found it and went wild with it. At 2:32 the black and white bag is usually something a patient is sent home with, it has catheter equipment for the Patient, so he was more than likely in a hospice and decided to die at home. (Definitely a Male due to the length of the catheter). The bed 2:54 is an adjustable bed which are usually reclaimed by equipment services after someone has passed so god only knows. He probably had carers In hence the hand san dispenser. The clean room isn’t weird, that was the chaps room but when he came home from Hospice the carers probably took all of his clothes downstairs so it’s easier to dress him and when he passed they probably donated any clothes worth passing over to hospices. The “IV Bags” Jonny found were urinary catheter bags so the carers could empty or drain them. The vibrating black cock however needs more investigating. Cracking video as always
I used to work as a carer for an agency years ago. It wasn't uncommon sometimes for a client to ask a female carer for a hand-job. I had also been asked once or twice during my career, to try and hook clients up with a prostitute! Also the clean room might have been used by a live in carer - which would make sense if he had 24 hour support needs - err, by that I mean 24 hour social care support needs !
That larger building with equipment looks like an old indoor arena for riding horses, the mirrors on wall are so you can catch your form and correct etc. Must have been gorgeous at one point. Love your content.
The big barn with the mirror in it was an indoor arena for riding horses so that's why there's a mirror! At 19:31 you can see the letter "F" on the wall in the background, that's a dressage marker. Awesome explore and very entertaining as usual!
Spankywanky 3500 is a boot jack, for taking off your boots. Could also be used as a nut slamming parlor game if the guests are getting bored, I suppose...
@@claremaidofthewave251 you wont be laughing when the tribulation period starts! You been vaccinated? If yes I definitely wouldn't be laughing if I was you if not do NOT take it
You guys are hilarious - "I FOUND A DILDO!" .. "IT'S GOT A KNOB!" .. Got to be the best abandoned explorers I've watched ever and I'd deffo buy your merch! (I need a new hoodie as it happens) "who wanks like that?!" hahaha
For God's sake don't turn on a black light in that place it'll probably look like a Jackson Pollock painting. Thanks Lloyd for getting my Olive green Beanie to me also thanks for the generous compensation. Many thanks for the excellent service that you chaps provide. Keep up the great work that you do for our enjoyment. Thank you.
That big barn with the digger in it was an indoor school (hence the mirror and the boards around the bottom half of the perimeter ) and if you look on the ground when als stood by the landy there's a sign that you can just about see 'riding centre' ( 17:13 ) written on it, I reckon it's an abandoned riding school! 😍 Plus I agree with Al, I reckon that perhaps the man's disability progressed until he was house bound and in an Internet less era he used masturbation to fill the void. there are also a lot of disabled people who find horses to be their freedom and therapy 🙂 Great video lads!
I have been watching all your videos from the very first one, you guys are hilarious, even the swearing and rude words don’t come across as threatening because it’s part of the humour and comedy, thanks for cheering me up while I’m recovering from surgery and am now in quarantine because of 🦠 virus. Hope you guys are staying safe and well. Jacquie Nanuet, New York 🇺🇸 USA
Great editing lads! 👍🏼 Have you run out of explores and that's actually Al's house? I can just see him living there with his roll ups and chef pants... The Spanky 3000 looks like something off a loom machine, for weaving wool. Could be completely wrong but looks a bit like one
The *SPANKER 5000* (or the SLAPPAKNACKER to give it its correct name) is an old German BDSM parlour game. The male lays down the gonads are fed into the gap - then friends take it in turns to slappaknacker until the safe word is said. Then its some one else's turn. This parlour game almost died out after WW2
@Lesley Drurey. I inherited my great granddads *Spanker 5000* I’ll give it to you if you want ? My granddad had humongous test tickles. So it’s far to big for me to use 😁
That's a pretty cool place that's local to me in fact (not sure exactly where) but a local urban explorer went here and he said in his FB post that it was one of the best riding school in the UK where princess Ann Visited and Carl Hester rode his dressage there. Not sure it's true fact but thought I'd share with everyone anyway in case someone interested :)
The creep factor lies in the fact that there's the one well kept room vs utter chaos in the rest which reminds me of Ed Gein. (The real life Leatherface)
I giggled about the assumptions about the arena mirrors, but given the contents of the house it was quite natural. lol! There was a sign that said Riding Center on the ground 17:19 . Having a decent facility like that makes me say *what the hell!* is going on? That place was so strange.
Obviously this was "Blow's Wheelchair and Dildo Repair shop". Just off the High Street in Blackburn. "By Appointment To Her Royal Highness, Dame Edna Everage. Repairers of wheeled conveyances and Rubbery Pleasure Implements since 2011."
How the heck have I not seen this one till now?! I thought I'd already caught up on your earlier vids, PMSL! 😂 Honestly though with the state of that house, I could have mistaken it for my grandads 😬 The horror stories I heard from my parents n brother who decided to "go tidy up a bit" to make it easier for grandad to be cared for when he got out of hospital. News papers and wank mags piled dangerously high, apparently brother slipped on something and ended up under a crusty wank mag avalanche 🤣🤮🤣 Anyhoo, I love what you guys do, your banter and shenanigans have me laughing like a nutter! Bloody brilliant! ●●●●●●🌛🌝🌜●●●●●●
My theory, he was a disabled man, who once lived with his mum, his mum passed, and hence why that's the only room that is perfectly kept, as he would'nt put loads of shit and mess in there as he didn't want to be disrespectful to his dead mum maybe? First thing I thought of anyway when they saw the room!
"Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers or yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself."
Haha this was the first video of yours we watched as new subscribers and after laughing our asses off through the whole video we felt like we needed to take a shower! That was one disturbed man and nothing much surprises me anymore. Did you guys find his Dungeon? Going to watch more of your videos.
you can tell these guys are for real as they put al on the video part and cover up the parts and note the lack of FULL CAPS LOCK title and lack of red circle and arrows, this is why i give this video 5 beers, out of 4 vodca's outta hic three whiskey outta 7985 pints of bitter andghgd ygjh youtr fiyhht i love yuo
Really strange place! That tidy bedroom is definitely being lived in👍😎 Someone is squatting there. What I can't understand is why all those vehicles, plant and machinery were left there after his death, usually everything is auctioned off or claimed by family or friends? Those big diggers etc would have been very valuable in their day! 👍😎 There looks to be clues it was possibly being used as a brothel at some point, the red light, the whip, toys, mags etc it's a large property for one guy to be living alone, he may have been using the services of ladies of the night and maybe they worked out an arrangement for using his premises in return for freebies? Just speculating but I'm usually very close! 👍😎
15min onwards was 💯. no truer words have ever been spoken. Being born in "that era" with no Internet access to free porn, I can assure you, our parents would've had a ton of kinky stuff hidden in the walls/floorboards/crawl spaces etc. 🤭
This is why people need a porn buddy. A trusted friend who will come in, if you die ore are incapacitated, and clear the "questionable items" from your house before the family gets there.
Love Tuesday waking up to vids from my favorite five nuts after I'm done with these 3 of to iks new vid keep it up guys much love and respect for what you do from Maine USA here
I’m over here laughing so hard!!! You guys are great!!! But whoever lived in this shack of a house had a creepy mind dirtier then that place he lived in. A hard NO!! A harder YUCK!!! 🧟♂️🧙🏽♀️🧜🏼♂️🧞♂️🧞🧚♂️👴🏼👁👋🏻👋🏻🦿🧑🏽🦼🍆🍑👋🏻
Saw a video of this house about a year ago. Not nearly so trashed but l remember the hospital type bed downstairs was set up for bondage and video equipment. There was hundreds of homemade porn tapes on the now empty bookcase. Can't remember who l watched but they went in at night and the cops came and made them leave. Love you channel♥️🇺🇸
the "spanker" at 7:50 is a tool for putting shoes and sock on and off easier. I have seen them as separate tools but never all in one like this, its really cleaver that
I’ve worked in care for years and honestly this isn’t that uncommon. I doubt the state the house is in now, it wasn’t like that when the chap was alive. A lot of older blokes have a bit of blue content in the house somewhere and clearly someone has found it and went wild with it. At 2:32 the black and white bag is usually something a patient is sent home with, it has catheter equipment for the Patient, so he was more than likely in a hospice and decided to die at home. (Definitely a Male due to the length of the catheter). The bed 2:54 is an adjustable bed which are usually reclaimed by equipment services after someone has passed so god only knows. He probably had carers In hence the hand san dispenser. The clean room isn’t weird, that was the chaps room but when he came home from Hospice the carers probably took all of his clothes downstairs so it’s easier to dress him and when he passed they probably donated any clothes worth passing over to hospices. The “IV Bags” Jonny found were urinary catheter bags so the carers could empty or drain them. The vibrating black cock however needs more investigating. Cracking video as always
Luke Graham bit of blue hahahah
I don't think the black cock will be getting any 'further investigating' any time soon.
@@Tellgio aha thats cos they took it home with them lol
I used to work as a carer for an agency years ago. It wasn't uncommon sometimes for a client to ask a female carer for a hand-job. I had also been asked once or twice during my career, to try and hook clients up with a prostitute! Also the clean room might have been used by a live in carer - which would make sense if he had 24 hour support needs - err, by that I mean 24 hour social care support needs !
I think the room is protected by GHOSTIES they keep the freaks out
That larger building with equipment looks like an old indoor arena for riding horses, the mirrors on wall are so you can catch your form and correct etc. Must have been gorgeous at one point. Love your content.
If he was using that big black monster then no wonder he was disabled lol
Al said that was small to him
It was still in the package. Not needed...the guy had horses.😝😳🤗
@Dana Brockway everyone dies the question is when? Death by massive cock...if only lol
Acid_1976 lol
The big barn with the mirror in it was an indoor arena for riding horses so that's why there's a mirror! At 19:31 you can see the letter "F" on the wall in the background, that's a dressage marker. Awesome explore and very entertaining as usual!
He didn't have a wife, girlfriend or mistress, but he had the biggest right arm in his village
😂😂😂
Stephen bubba b 🤣🤣🤣
OMG! You won the internet my friend! Lmao! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Stephen bubba b 😂😂😂😂💪🏻
Spankywanky 3500 is a boot jack, for taking off your boots. Could also be used as a nut slamming parlor game if the guests are getting bored, I suppose...
tell me more about the things you know.
Hahahahahahaha! Thanks for the info!
Speaking of footwear, I hope they burned their shoes after walking thru there 😄😄😄😄
They found jimmy saville's BBC office.
Now then now then
@@upthehoe'' EeeuEEuuEEEuuEEEuuu.... ''
Howz bout that then.... Jim never fixed it for me,
Tuesdays are my absolutely favourite. A day off college, waking up to these legends. Cup of coffee and some Yorkshire lads to start the day
Turn to Jesus while you still can!!!!
@@areyouawake-2532 🤣
@@claremaidofthewave251 you wont be laughing when the tribulation period starts! You been vaccinated? If yes I definitely wouldn't be laughing if I was you if not do NOT take it
@@areyouawake-2532 No worries there, i and my friends are not taking any vaccine.
@@claremaidofthewave251 the mark of the beast is coming soon! Cashless society/ bible prophecy! Good luck and God bless
14:23 "course theres a land rover the pervert!" Hahaha
Always nice to see Al pop home to his mums old abode
Buuurn
just got recommended this video. am from england and LOVE it - the banter is great
You guys are hilarious - "I FOUND A DILDO!" .. "IT'S GOT A KNOB!" .. Got to be the best abandoned explorers I've watched ever and I'd deffo buy your merch! (I need a new hoodie as it happens) "who wanks like that?!" hahaha
The Spankin' Bench is my favorite..."It goes up like this...wack.."
Thank you for inviting us to a tour of your home.😂Unique decor for sure.
For God's sake don't turn on a black light in that place it'll probably look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Thanks Lloyd for getting my Olive green Beanie to me also thanks for the generous compensation. Many thanks for the excellent service that you chaps provide.
Keep up the great work that you do for our enjoyment. Thank you.
LightYerPipe 🤣
Don't blame God
The Spanker 5000 😂😂. That should be the next location for Sausage Party 2 😂😂
Some things are too dirty to go in the history books.
Top exploration. Good music too.
Defo a ball bag bashing device of some kind. Great vid as always lads.
Cheers mark
You guys are so funny! Love this video!! Thank you for sharing
The 'spanker' is for removing knee length boots.
That big barn with the digger in it was an indoor school (hence the mirror and the boards around the bottom half of the perimeter ) and if you look on the ground when als stood by the landy there's a sign that you can just about see 'riding centre' ( 17:13 ) written on it, I reckon it's an abandoned riding school! 😍 Plus I agree with Al, I reckon that perhaps the man's disability progressed until he was house bound and in an Internet less era he used masturbation to fill the void.
there are also a lot of disabled people who find horses to be their freedom and therapy 🙂
Great video lads!
I’ve just been rewatching this one and have been in absolute stitches again!...B.lunt & B.low 🤣 🤣
You Guys are SO funny, you just say the first thing that comes into your head. Quality
Lee C Hysterical! The demonstration in the barn of what the guy would be using that mirror for was insanely funny.
I have been watching all your videos from the very first one, you guys are hilarious, even the swearing and rude words don’t come across as threatening because it’s part of the humour and comedy, thanks for cheering me up while I’m recovering from surgery and am now in quarantine because of 🦠 virus. Hope you guys are staying safe and well.
Jacquie
Nanuet, New York
🇺🇸 USA
How on earth could you ever find "rude words" threatening anyway? Unless maybe you're under twelve of course. x
Do you still watch them ?
8:12 Should have looked in that hole above the chimney. Might have found a leg bone. You never know!
Damn. We could have been famous
Would be interesting to find out why the house was abandoned. Such a terrible waste of a property. Thank you for the video, really enjoyed it.
Nortons excitement makes me really happy
Steering that wheelchair must have been a right ball-ache having one arm like Popeye from all that tommy-tankin'. Must have gone round in circles
Hello from Washington State, USA! I couldn't stop giggling throughout this entire video. You guys are the best! :)
Great editing lads! 👍🏼 Have you run out of explores and that's actually Al's house? I can just see him living there with his roll ups and chef pants...
The Spanky 3000 looks like something off a loom machine, for weaving wool. Could be completely wrong but looks a bit like one
its THE pitti Barlin from germany
I may be late finding you guys, but youtube recommended you to me, and I'm glad I clicked on you guys. I really needed a good laugh.
Well... you can’t say he was boring... RIP whoever you are...
The *SPANKER 5000* (or the SLAPPAKNACKER to give it its correct name) is an old German BDSM parlour game. The male lays down the gonads are fed into the gap - then friends take it in turns to slappaknacker until the safe word is said. Then its some one else's turn. This parlour game almost died out after WW2
Time to revive the tradition I say! Time for some good ol slappknacker everyone! Oh the merriment (( :;
I must get one created!
@Lesley Drurey. I inherited my great granddads *Spanker 5000*
I’ll give it to you if you want ? My granddad had humongous test tickles. So it’s far to big for me to use 😁
That's a pretty cool place that's local to me in fact (not sure exactly where) but a local urban explorer went here and he said in his FB post that it was one of the best riding school in the UK where princess Ann Visited and Carl Hester rode his dressage there. Not sure it's true fact but thought I'd share with everyone anyway in case someone interested :)
The creep factor lies in the fact that there's the one well kept room vs utter chaos in the rest which reminds me of Ed Gein. (The real life Leatherface)
_ GreyBones the ghost of the wife protects the room
Mega! I want more on this place!
That barn is a indoor riding school that's why the mirror is there so riders can see themselves on the horses , dressage normally
I giggled about the assumptions about the arena mirrors, but given the contents of the house it was quite natural. lol!
There was a sign that said Riding Center on the ground 17:19 . Having a decent facility like that makes me say *what the hell!* is going on? That place was so strange.
Amazing explore. Bit weird that unmessed up room. Thanks for making me laugh. You guys are hilarious x
Loved it.You guys are amusing.Great video and I got a laugh as well.
i think that thing might have been a putter for golf.
10:45-11:47 LMFAO that was great, could have been a comedy skit!
"We found filth"...never heard it termed that way LOL 2:34
I had to sub, you guys are awesome!That house though...ive seen some weird crap,but...that guy was definitely out there
I laughed so hard funniest episode ever also the dirtiest episode ever
Looks like you've stumbled on Fred West's country retreat
Obviously this was "Blow's Wheelchair and Dildo Repair shop". Just off the High Street in Blackburn. "By Appointment To Her Royal Highness, Dame Edna Everage. Repairers of wheeled conveyances and Rubbery Pleasure Implements since 2011."
legit in Blackburn??
Heh heh... gross
@@yelimxorI'm not sure, I just selected one of the choicest localities in all of the UK, randomly.
Yeah!!! Still giggling i love it! Way to make yourself useful!😊😊😊
The red bulb could have been for a “real effect” gas fire that had coals or logs that could glow. Some of the furniture is beautiful, so sad.
A Mazda brand bulb
You guys are hilarious!
I laughed so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"His Christian room" & "the speaker 5000" I'm dead!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do red light bulbs do? And that’s weird how one room is not trashed. Maybe a homeless person is staying there...? I dunno.
I am so grossed out! That's kind of sad.
Used to love doing this as a teenager back in the 90s
7:48 Spanker 5000 is a device to put on and remove a prosthetic leg
Ooh that was very clever
Really enjoy watching Ur videos.keep up the good work 😁
Just found your channel lads, love it, keep up the great work!
Spanker 5000 🤣😂🤣 wicked watch again lads 👍🏼
Brilliant and funny 🤣🤣 explore. Keep up the great explores
Stay safe EWC 😷👍
Hey new watcher . Loving your videos xx
How the heck have I not seen this one till now?! I thought I'd already caught up on your earlier vids, PMSL! 😂
Honestly though with the state of that house, I could have mistaken it for my grandads 😬 The horror stories I heard from my parents n brother who decided to "go tidy up a bit" to make it easier for grandad to be cared for when he got out of hospital. News papers and wank mags piled dangerously high, apparently brother slipped on something and ended up under a crusty wank mag avalanche 🤣🤮🤣
Anyhoo, I love what you guys do, your banter and shenanigans have me laughing like a nutter! Bloody brilliant!
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Notice the under stairs area was boarded off.. I smell torture dungeon...!1
The Night stalkerthey must go back to investigate
Awesome guys, best laugh I've had in ages 😂😂
My theory, he was a disabled man, who once lived with his mum, his mum passed, and hence why that's the only room that is perfectly kept, as he would'nt put loads of shit and mess in there as he didn't want to be disrespectful to his dead mum maybe? First thing I thought of anyway when they saw the room!
Amazing video as always! That place is so interesting!
HAHAHAHA That guy was well equipped !!!! Great video. Hilarious too 😂😂🌺😃🌺
Fantastic watch! You guys are a trip!
What a TRIP!!! Crazy stuff... This IS the weirdest find EVER I saw!!
Such a sad, sad home.
I had the spanker 4000 and it was amazing so the 5000 must be out of this world
Takes the skin clean off
The Defender in the barn was last taxed in 1997. Deffo been there a while lol
Amazing and crazy. So much cool old stuff. I noticed a Betamax tape. That fairly modern TV is very out of place.
"Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or
gum wrappers or yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself."
The tidy room was proberly for a carer to stay x
Haha this was the first video of yours we watched as new subscribers and after laughing our asses off through the whole video we felt like we needed to take a shower! That was one disturbed man and nothing much surprises me anymore. Did you guys find his Dungeon? Going to watch more of your videos.
It could have been a trafficking ring, look for graves.
I very much doubt that my friend
Y'all Highly entertaining!
yous guys should come to Dublin theirs a lot of abandoned places like old Chivers jam factory and old Tayto crisp factory lots of old factory's
you can tell these guys are for real as they put al on the video part and cover up the parts and note the lack of FULL CAPS LOCK title and lack of red circle and arrows, this is why i give this video 5 beers, out of 4 vodca's outta hic three whiskey outta 7985 pints of bitter andghgd ygjh youtr fiyhht i love yuo
Thank you mr mugman
Really strange place! That tidy bedroom is definitely being lived in👍😎 Someone is squatting there.
What I can't understand is why all those vehicles, plant and machinery were left there after his death, usually everything is auctioned off or claimed by family or friends? Those big diggers etc would have been very valuable in their day! 👍😎
There looks to be clues it was possibly being used as a brothel at some point, the red light, the whip, toys, mags etc it's a large property for one guy to be living alone, he may have been using the services of ladies of the night and maybe they worked out an arrangement for using his premises in return for freebies? Just speculating but I'm usually very close! 👍😎
New subscriber found in recommendations, lol loved it 🤣
15min onwards was 💯. no truer words have ever been spoken. Being born in "that era" with no Internet access to free porn, I can assure you, our parents would've had a ton of kinky stuff hidden in the walls/floorboards/crawl spaces etc. 🤭
Love the houses! Great one lads
I love your intro credits and your scooby-doo van !
Awesome So Awesome x
Either the Ginger hot excited from the house or he needs some bigger shorts! Very nice, looks like a nice ride.
This is why people need a porn buddy. A trusted friend who will come in, if you die ore are incapacitated, and clear the "questionable items" from your house before the family gets there.
I'm still laughing inside, great video. Do some more.
I would have to go home and get a shower after going in there
You guys are a hoot!
The mirror in the barn is probably from when it was used as a riding school, they use the mirrors so riders can work on their position
I'll bet they did ! Looks like he kept on riding even after retirement ...
I think it was basically so he could see himself wanking while working 😂😂😂
Love Tuesday waking up to vids from my favorite five nuts after I'm done with these 3 of to iks new vid keep it up guys much love and respect for what you do from Maine USA here
Tom Tinker.s Rez life 😎👍
@@FINDERSBEEPERS same goes for u 2
Jesus my initial's is B. Lowe hahaha ... shit!!!! loving the exploring videos :)
It's hard to leave a comment when you are utterly speechless.... 🤯
I’m over here laughing so hard!!! You guys are great!!! But whoever lived in this shack of a house had a creepy mind dirtier then that place he lived in. A hard NO!! A harder YUCK!!! 🧟♂️🧙🏽♀️🧜🏼♂️🧞♂️🧞🧚♂️👴🏼👁👋🏻👋🏻🦿🧑🏽🦼🍆🍑👋🏻
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!
At least his 3rd leg wasn't disabled 🤬😂🤣
I am so confused! Thanks for the giggle guys 😂
Was here about 4 months ago. The plant machinery I think is the best part about it.
That's the funniest shit I've watched!!! Great laughs!!! Missy from TX 🇺🇸
Saw a video of this house about a year ago. Not nearly so trashed but l remember the hospital type bed downstairs was set up for bondage and video equipment. There was hundreds of homemade porn tapes on the now empty bookcase. Can't remember who l watched but they went in at night and the cops came and made them leave. Love you channel♥️🇺🇸
You might ought to get cadaver dogs out there..Maybe you should of named it..."The Serial Killer you Never Knew About"..