Makes you wonder why men get married at all. It's like so let me get this straight, if we get married we can have less sex than we do now, if you get upset and want to leave you get 50% of everything I've worked for and likely custody of our kids, if they even out "my kids" which is really just up in the air depending on if you decided to be a decent human being or not. Wow marriage sounds like a great idea!
When I told a recently divorced coworker I’d gotten engaged, he put his hand on my shoulder and solemnly said “so, what you’re saying is that you no longer want to have sex with this person.” I laughed at him. Shortly after I realized that when the engagement ring went on, the frequent sex became very occasional, and decreased steadily. When the WEDDING ring went on, it all but stopped. I saw my friend at one point and told him “I should’ve listened to you!” He put his hand up and said “Hey- I tried! I tried to warn you!” I firmly believe two things: 1) women use sex as a tool and/or weapon. 2) there’s something in wedding cake.
@@RAMIR3Z0It’s because they married you for money and aren’t actually attracted to you. They only gave you frequent sex before marriage to get you to marry them. Now that you are married, she can leech off your money while married or if you divorce, she gets half your stuff. She wins either way. Trust me, if a woman is attracted to you, she will give you frequent sex, married or not
Same for man who just wants to sleep and doesn’t wanna be bothered. Some men are asexual and some don’t even like sex. They just like to cuddle, and those are the best type of men to have relationships with women.
@Agnos15 it's true some like it when they are in the mood and just aren't always into having sex. I'm married and have a son. Just how I am. I love my wife to death but some men don't just think about sex 24.7
Don’t want it? You got to take every opportunity you can. When the opportunity strikes, make sure you put all your effort in to it, sometimes it can go really right so she comes back for more the next day.
So paying before and paying afterwards. What’s the difference between this and prostitution again? I mean you can go all high and mighty and say it’s immoral, but paying is paying. It doesn’t matter if you’re married or if it’s a nice escort. At least with the escort you’re paying her to leave you in peace. Can you say that in marriage. Nope
All jokes aside, If everything else is where it should be, Communication, non-sexual intimacy, "feeling heard and valued" etc, And sex isn't happening, Then it's time for a sit down conversation, with honest question as well as having a clear timeline of when the situation will be resolved by. Sex is what separates a couple, from people who are just room-mates. Sex should be a natural by-product of the other things existing. So if it isn't then something is missing, Either on the intimacy side, or she doesn't love / respect you... or she is getting "it" from someone else. So if the situation isn't resolved, then it's time to start thinking about your exit strategy... Don't use divorce as a bluff, But don't be surprised how she suddenly finds her libido once she starts to fear that she might be or is loosing you.
Exit strategy not so easy when you have young kids who massively rely on you and would break your heart if you left them. I stay with my wife for the kids. I haven’t had sex in eight years, I’m constantly bullied, criticised, belittled and shouted at, but I stay for the kids
@starzgarden5553 it's noble that you are staying for the kids but bro your mental health is also very important, she needs to also try for the kids if not let go that way you both take accountability for any shitstoem coming, it can't be all on you so that everyone else is happy and their worlds are not rocked while you are suffering and in pain. Remember women are told to walk away from physically abusive men(which they should) being mentally abused is just as bad bro just nobody can see the pain and damage caused inside you besides you. Your not Jesus Christ, meant to take on this cross just so your kids arnt affected, this isn't on you bub. What you can do is try get help for the both of you, what you shouldnt do is take it on the chin and march on
@@starzgarden5553 This may be hard for you to hear, But if your wife is treating you like this in front of your children, By YOU putting up with it, you are teaching your children that it is ok to allow others to treat THEM badly. Whilst I could give you some un-trained advise (which like all things should be taken with a grain of salt), I think step 1 is for to sit down and think about what I've said at the start of this reply.
They're the ones cheating on the men, don't be naive. You think women aren't having sex? Married or not, they want it and will get it. The difference is if they deem their husband attractive enough to want to have sex with them or not. Usually not the case, which is why you hear most men it's the same in every marriage.
Yuup I feel your endless rejection. She dolled out anything goes anytime up till you said "I do" and then maybe again when she wanted to get knocked up. But After that she becomes sworn to celebsy. And resents you for making her go through that shit. And you resolve to watch porn and Your right hand becomes your lover. Less expensive than going through a justified divorce. And you end up go searching for a replacement someone else's rejects.
Oh no……if she pushes my hand away then it’s game over for her. Give the ring back and I’ll give it to the next one who won’t shove my hand away. My wife knows better 😉 Don’t let your wife forget who needs who, men.
I was told when I was just a teenager that if I put a penny in a bucket for every time we got together for the first 5 years then remove 1 everytime after that, I would never run out of pennies.
I worked with a guy who told me he been in many relationships but never married, he always kept a suitcase packed for that I don't feel like it moment. He said it is because the relationship is over, it is now a power trip.
Marriage is the greatest bait and switch I've ever seen. Woman will do all sorts of things to get you out that ring on her finger and than immediately stop doing all of it after marriage.
That's because most women need to feel loved before they want sex and most men need to have sex before they feel loved. So if men don't show affection, just want sex without love, women feel unloved and don't want sex. And when men get denied sex they feel let down and unloved, and don't feel affectionate. It's important to marry your dearest friend and that you also fancy them.
Because you get fed up of trying anything, it's no more than another friend or companion in the end. Still might be alright for some people but if you enjoy intimacy say goodbye 👋 or look for alternatives
If you married and this happens, you got played. She never liked you like that lol. To the young guys: Make sure she is genuinely sexually attracted to you before and when you marry (wouldn't recommend marrying anyway, but yeah). Girls will marey a guy 90% of the time while not being sexually attracted to that man. Just know this: Most of those girls are STILL getting their needs fulfilled, just not by you. So again, just make sure she actually is sexually attracted to you and that it's not that she's playing you for a fool because she wants to settle or wants stability and talks sweet to you.
Nope, never went back for another go after the first time. Found most of the single ones want everything gotta be latest model, want it yesterday, don't want to help you get it. Then expect you to be there for them and work at same time.
Foolishness is doing the same thing again after realizing and seeing the full bare naked truth for yourself. I would rather try my damnest to save my marriage than try a new one, once I leave I would never consider marrying ever again. This is a classic "been there got the t-shirt" scenario
Maybe if you took the proper time in marinating the meat on her first and not think you can get away with doing the deed over a 20-second commercial, she would not be that way. And with this remember these three things. Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free. You bought it and now look what happens. The moral of the story, marriage is like playing cards. You first start with Hearts & diamonds and later your searching for a club and spade.(Don't get caught) And if that is not bad enough Marriage should be viewed as a 3 ring circus 1st the engagement ring, 2nd the wedding Ring and 3rd suffeRING.
The thing about being married is that you 2 will not always be in the mood at the same time. Sometimes I am & my hubby isn't. Sometimes he is & I'm not. That's the way goes sometimes & it's perfectly normal. What's not normal is for that to happen all the time, everytime. Then you got a problem that you need to work through. Don't ever expect 2 different ppl to be in sync everytime. Sometimes you have to give yourself a little self love if your partner is tired. That's OK & normal too.
They're all like the 1st one, untill they officially become yours. & Then turn into the 2nd one & your phone becomes your main old lady rocking you to sleep while "screaming connect the charger 10% battery level" 😂
@@emmanuellouis8789Suppose you're jealous that while it's not the usual case, there are some men that their girls genuinely respect, desire and find sexually attractive (and can eff)? Believe me, women like sex probably even more than men. Problem is most dudes marry with a girl that was settling for them.
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The 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring, then then suffering.
True bro!
Eternal suffering
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The realities of being married my boy 😂
Unfortunately it is the three rings! The engagement ring the wedding ring then the suffering.
@@ginostrisciuglio1141 😂 nice!
This is not funny
@@ginostrisciuglio1141LOL 😂
That's why I cheat
This is why women have big smiles in wedding photos!!
They know what they are about to do. or not do
LMMFAO
Makes you wonder why men get married at all.
It's like so let me get this straight, if we get married we can have less sex than we do now, if you get upset and want to leave you get 50% of everything I've worked for and likely custody of our kids, if they even out "my kids" which is really just up in the air depending on if you decided to be a decent human being or not. Wow marriage sounds like a great idea!
If she ain't banging you, she's banging someone.
Best birth control is wedding cake lol
God bless you good sir 😂🎉
Yes, the ring is really a shut-off valve. 😮
When I told a recently divorced coworker I’d gotten engaged, he put his hand on my shoulder and solemnly said “so, what you’re saying is that you no longer want to have sex with this person.” I laughed at him. Shortly after I realized that when the engagement ring went on, the frequent sex became very occasional, and decreased steadily. When the WEDDING ring went on, it all but stopped. I saw my friend at one point and told him “I should’ve listened to you!” He put his hand up and said “Hey- I tried! I tried to warn you!” I firmly believe two things:
1) women use sex as a tool and/or weapon.
2) there’s something in wedding cake.
It's the nerve in the ring finger. 😅
I’ve been married 7 years. Sex is still every day she isn’t having her period.
This isn’t all women, bros.
@@n89434i dont get it tho. Like why? Why do they suddenly stop the sex once your married thoo???
@@RAMIR3Z0It’s because they married you for money and aren’t actually attracted to you. They only gave you frequent sex before marriage to get you to marry them. Now that you are married, she can leech off your money while married or if you divorce, she gets half your stuff. She wins either way. Trust me, if a woman is attracted to you, she will give you frequent sex, married or not
Marriage is like fishing. Tempted by delicious bait then...BAM...hooked, rooked (swindled), and cooked.
😂😂😂
They like a tornado too. They come in sucking and blowing and when they leave they take everything you got.
That fart has me dying!!!! 🤣🤣😭😭
Looks like she sharted after she rolled back over. Yeah, real sexy 🤢🤮
Get you a guy who is turned on by your farts and you will have a guy for life. These are tips for gaseous women
It's just so accurate
She gave him something from the ❤
Me last night…she coughs and brrrrph! I’m like get the hell off me 🤣. She all like nooo I didn’t mean it.
I think all wives are like this... It cannot be a coincidence
Same for man who just wants to sleep and doesn’t wanna be bothered. Some men are asexual and some don’t even like sex. They just like to cuddle, and those are the best type of men to have relationships with women.
@@IVvOOvVI"some men dont even like sex" 😂😂
@@IVvOOvVI I think the term you are looking for is homosexual .
@@IVvOOvVII have yet to meet a man on this earth that doesnt like sex 😂 where are you getting this information from?
@Agnos15 it's true some like it when they are in the mood and just aren't always into having sex. I'm married and have a son. Just how I am. I love my wife to death but some men don't just think about sex 24.7
There is a lot of truth in this video
Exactly 🤣
Way too accurate 😂😂😂
.....yep....
They get that way Right after you say "I DO".... 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Especially once you have kids.
@@wildmike951 😁😁😁!!!
@@a.jerrells8736 👍👍!!
It can be me sometimes. When my wife is in the mood, and i don't want it, she gets really mad 😂
Karma!!😂
Don’t want it? You got to take every opportunity you can. When the opportunity strikes, make sure you put all your effort in to it, sometimes it can go really right so she comes back for more the next day.
You turn it down? That can never made up at a later time. A missed opportunity is missed forever!
I NEVER turn it down. I don't care what the circumstances are.
All of em are like this after a while only hotels ans vacations you get it like that
You get it on vacation…lucky🥺
Oh my God my husband has said the same to me! Didn't notice til he pointed it out.
I wish you weren’t right 🤦🏾♂️😂
Bro you so right. FACTS!!!
So paying before and paying afterwards. What’s the difference between this and prostitution again? I mean you can go all high and mighty and say it’s immoral, but paying is paying. It doesn’t matter if you’re married or if it’s a nice escort. At least with the escort you’re paying her to leave you in peace. Can you say that in marriage. Nope
that fart killed me looooooool
I bet it smelled good
@@GracieSkywalkerBlawgette What’s the dawg doing? Blawg has that fetish… Not finna judge or anything but damn bro 😮
@@GracieSkywalkeroh.
I think they are trained to be that way before the wedding, then after the wedding reality sets in instantly
All jokes aside,
If everything else is where it should be,
Communication, non-sexual intimacy, "feeling heard and valued" etc,
And sex isn't happening,
Then it's time for a sit down conversation, with honest question as well as having a clear timeline of when the situation will be resolved by.
Sex is what separates a couple, from people who are just room-mates.
Sex should be a natural by-product of the other things existing.
So if it isn't then something is missing,
Either on the intimacy side, or she doesn't love / respect you... or she is getting "it" from someone else.
So if the situation isn't resolved, then it's time to start thinking about your exit strategy...
Don't use divorce as a bluff,
But don't be surprised how she suddenly finds her libido once she starts to fear that she might be or is loosing you.
By that time, it's too late. Should've found that libido sooner!!!!
Exit strategy not so easy when you have young kids who massively rely on you and would break your heart if you left them. I stay with my wife for the kids. I haven’t had sex in eight years, I’m constantly bullied, criticised, belittled and shouted at, but I stay for the kids
@starzgarden5553 it's noble that you are staying for the kids but bro your mental health is also very important, she needs to also try for the kids if not let go that way you both take accountability for any shitstoem coming, it can't be all on you so that everyone else is happy and their worlds are not rocked while you are suffering and in pain. Remember women are told to walk away from physically abusive men(which they should) being mentally abused is just as bad bro just nobody can see the pain and damage caused inside you besides you. Your not Jesus Christ, meant to take on this cross just so your kids arnt affected, this isn't on you bub. What you can do is try get help for the both of you, what you shouldnt do is take it on the chin and march on
@@starzgarden5553 This may be hard for you to hear,
But if your wife is treating you like this in front of your children,
By YOU putting up with it, you are teaching your children that it is ok to allow others to treat THEM badly.
Whilst I could give you some un-trained advise (which like all things should be taken with a grain of salt),
I think step 1 is for to sit down and think about what I've said at the start of this reply.
It turned out to be a funny and vital video
Ik you a bot. How you got 500 likes in 8 hours 💀
Many guys would say that their wives don't do this but they know this is what happens!😅
They're amazing! That fart ain't stopping anything, it's gonna sound like that in a few minutes.
How do you withhold sex and then get mad when you get cheated on?
because. women. duhh??
Bc it's NEVER their fault.
They're the ones cheating on the men, don't be naive. You think women aren't having sex? Married or not, they want it and will get it. The difference is if they deem their husband attractive enough to want to have sex with them or not. Usually not the case, which is why you hear most men it's the same in every marriage.
Truest scenario right here. Marriage is fantastic said few to none.
Yuup I feel your endless rejection. She dolled out anything goes anytime up till you said "I do" and then maybe again when she wanted to get knocked up. But After that she becomes sworn to celebsy. And resents you for making her go through that shit. And you resolve to watch porn and Your right hand becomes your lover. Less expensive than going through a justified divorce. And you end up go searching for a replacement someone else's rejects.
That's how they reel you in
facts, listen to these precious words!
Seemingly overnight they go from “wanna go again?” To “ugh, do we HAVE to?
That's all you my brother lol 🤣 smh off
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Yeah no one seems to tell you what is coming, I tell all the young guys at work though: NO WIFES NO KIDS NO PETS
DON'T TUCH ME ,get away, don't even think about it 😅❤, that's what I get.
Oh no……if she pushes my hand away then it’s game over for her. Give the ring back and I’ll give it to the next one who won’t shove my hand away. My wife knows better 😉
Don’t let your wife forget who needs who, men.
Truth be told only person we all really need is Jesus.
@@EagerParaglider-vq1zdHallelujah and Amen
If someone breaks up cuz they won't have sex once, then you never loved them to begin with. It was only about sex.
Fuck yes your the man
You are a lonely man that is a virgin 😂
15 years with my wife and the only time she has farted in front of me is in her sleep 😅
I bet that makes you feel warm and toasty under the sheets
😂😂😂😂😂
Every man's imagination and expectations before marriage vs after marriage 🤣😂😭💀👌💯
Yup. Once you're married, all bets are off. Mine will even get me with a "Dutch Oven."
@user-ky3pc2zd7e stay strong, brother
That's hot!!
I just return the favor some other night
I was told when I was just a teenager that if I put a penny in a bucket for every time we got together for the first 5 years then remove 1 everytime after that, I would never run out of pennies.
Painnnn
Most people have one like this!
I don't care how old you get, the classic fart always does it LMAO
They usually break after you buy them...
Been there. Done WITH that. 😂
Damn funny video !!! love the music and of course the fart .....
I worked with a guy who told me he been in many relationships but never married, he always kept a suitcase packed for that I don't feel like it moment.
He said it is because the relationship is over, it is now a power trip.
Men gotta be in the room.Women gotta be in the mood
Fax. Marriage is where bait and switch was invented.
Marriage is the greatest bait and switch I've ever seen. Woman will do all sorts of things to get you out that ring on her finger and than immediately stop doing all of it after marriage.
That's because most women need to feel loved before they want sex and most men need to have sex before they feel loved. So if men don't show affection, just want sex without love, women feel unloved and don't want sex. And when men get denied sex they feel let down and unloved, and don't feel affectionate. It's important to marry your dearest friend and that you also fancy them.
This is why some guys keep her in the engaged stage indefinitely.
This is too relatable 😂
Quick question:
*HOW TF IS EITHER A DEAL BREAKER?!*
It isn't.
Second one can be. Though it depends on the scenario and context.
@@Lee-One "Depends on the sc-"🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Because you get fed up of trying anything, it's no more than another friend or companion in the end. Still might be alright for some people but if you enjoy intimacy say goodbye 👋 or look for alternatives
I know, right. Bait & switch, which by the way is illegal
It's crazy how true this is.
Only for beta males
If you married and this happens, you got played. She never liked you like that lol. To the young guys: Make sure she is genuinely sexually attracted to you before and when you marry (wouldn't recommend marrying anyway, but yeah). Girls will marey a guy 90% of the time while not being sexually attracted to that man. Just know this: Most of those girls are STILL getting their needs fulfilled, just not by you. So again, just make sure she actually is sexually attracted to you and that it's not that she's playing you for a fool because she wants to settle or wants stability and talks sweet to you.
Preach bro
Don’t feel bad. Most us guys have been through it. The we drop them and like idiots we find another and go through it all over again. 😭
Nope, never went back for another go after the first time. Found most of the single ones want everything gotta be latest model, want it yesterday, don't want to help you get it. Then expect you to be there for them and work at same time.
Foolishness is doing the same thing again after realizing and seeing the full bare naked truth for yourself. I would rather try my damnest to save my marriage than try a new one, once I leave I would never consider marrying ever again. This is a classic "been there got the t-shirt" scenario
Lucky 🍀 man she’s a keeper
The fart tho! 😂🤣😂🤣 Perrrrntip! 🤣😂
Maybe if you took the proper time in marinating the meat on her first and not think you can get away with doing the deed over a 20-second commercial, she would not be that way.
And with this remember these three things.
Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free. You bought it and now look what happens.
The moral of the story, marriage is like playing cards. You first start with Hearts & diamonds and later your searching for a club and spade.(Don't get caught)
And if that is not bad enough Marriage should be viewed as a 3 ring circus 1st the engagement ring, 2nd the wedding Ring and 3rd suffeRING.
Can’t be me. My wife knows polygamy has been apart of my culture for thousands of years. 😂
I can always go back home and find a second one.
Yep that’s why I’m getting rid of mine lmao 🤣
If they are like that even when they are young, you got a long road ahead of you my brother.
It's all fun and games until you put a ring on it
I like how the fart didn’t scare him off 😆
That’s his fetish
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂fart took me out 😂
The wife you leave and find a new one.
And she gonna do the same shit after a while. Now you're paying alimony and getting farted on by another wife
The grass isn't always greener.
@@samuelrobinson9012 then stay single. Life is too short to live it with shitty people.
A new one? You didn't learn anything the first time? CTR, Cheaper To Rent.
He’d be homeless and broke doing that. 😂 Should’ve never signed that contract.
Especially while having drinks together and the things she says and then falls asleep.
I swear... she was the first one before we married... and she's the second now. 😂
You may have butt twin
Leave the lamp on and just do what you gotta do while she’s laying there
IT'S 38YRS LATER OF COURSE 😂😂😂😂NOT THE FARTING😂YES TO THE REST 😂😂
The fart is diabolical, yet so true! 💨💨💨
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Before we I got married, my wife would want it like 2-4 x days, now I might go 2-4 months
Went from cougar ( meow meow ) to ferial ( hiss hiss ) runs and hides.
That's funny... She's a keeper👍
All wives when they are comfortable and loved you should be best friends everyone is t so fortunate
I refuse to go through this.
Dating=rent
Relationship=lease
Marriage=morgage payment..
my name is rebound boy.
The bf I thought I was getting: *clip 1*
The bf I got: *clip 1*
You thought we all just wanted laid constantly. Sometimes we're tired too. 😂
@@Bl913😂 fr. Though the difference is, when we are tired is when it’s the best.
I saw a brown spot
Same
Take a sniff.
56hrhrhrrhhrhrhrhrhrhrhhrhrhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu88888@@ChillToMusic87
I know right , I thought I was the only one who noticed that !
Thank you for clarifying that my friend !
@@ChillToMusic87 what
The thing about being married is that you 2 will not always be in the mood at the same time. Sometimes I am & my hubby isn't. Sometimes he is & I'm not. That's the way goes sometimes & it's perfectly normal. What's not normal is for that to happen all the time, everytime. Then you got a problem that you need to work through. Don't ever expect 2 different ppl to be in sync everytime. Sometimes you have to give yourself a little self love if your partner is tired. That's OK & normal too.
so funny lol😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lol go ahead keep it up you don't put out someone else will 😂
Wait till menopause kicks in you won’t never see it again
not true prostate issue and its gone.
I feel attacked 😂
Hmm... I got one exactly like that... 😅
bahahahahahahhahahaaaaa i haven't laughed this loud for a looong time
Reality often disappointing- Thanos😂😂😂
Thats me rn. After i beg but nothing. So here i am in kitchen eating. Typing this
Unless you marry someone who was a friend at first they all are just like this
That fart was personal 😂
My wife: "I didn't even know he had gas
until we got married!!"
... can't believe I held it in that long....
1st year of marriage in the first clip.
2nd year of marriage in the second clip.
Yup, in that relationship now 😅
😂😂😂 mine always wants fast food. I dislike fast food but i dont hate it.
Its a thin line between love and hate
I'm not even married, n I started going thru this a couple yrs ago 😂
They're all like the 1st one, untill they officially become yours. & Then turn into the 2nd one & your phone becomes your main old lady rocking you to sleep while "screaming connect the charger 10% battery level" 😂
That was a real "NO" and she meant it.
“I MEAN IT”
Might wanna scrape your leg after that one my gpa use to say lmao 🤣🤣
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Expectations and reality are two different worlds. Had one like that once.
Ahh the accuracy 😂
Been married 20 years and still get it like we first met. Too bad for some of those other boring marriages. I cant do it.
I call Bull Shit.
@@emmanuellouis8789 too bad for you. maybe if people stop meeting people off an app they can find the right one.
@@emmanuellouis8789Suppose you're jealous that while it's not the usual case, there are some men that their girls genuinely respect, desire and find sexually attractive (and can eff)?
Believe me, women like sex probably even more than men. Problem is most dudes marry with a girl that was settling for them.
Shoulda been before you get married and after your married 😂😂😂😂
Remember if you don’t someone else will 😂
Always starts out hot and heavy till they get everything they want then their true colors come shining through
Until one day it backfires...
God I thought it was only me 😂
37 yo and single, still going strong😂
At least you get it sometimes 💀☠️😂😂