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  • @Coconut-219
    @Coconut-219 20 дней назад +129

    I can't believe we got such bangers as:
    "don't walk into a cornfield at night"
    and "doink around on the rug"
    in the same stream.

    • @exhumedlegume8870
      @exhumedlegume8870 19 дней назад +5

      Those aliens doinked around and found out.

    • @therukshuka3616
      @therukshuka3616 15 дней назад

      Doink has already doinked into my vocabulary

  • @kylec8015
    @kylec8015 20 дней назад +61

    Man, I'm just thinking of the alien's perspective: here as part of the conquering malevolent alien force sent to take over the world... trapped in a pantry and seeing a knife slowly slide under the door and the eye of some human peering into the room. Needing to slowly and akwardly shuffle back and forth to remain out of view, thinking to myself "what has this all come to?"

    • @thesultanofswing8706
      @thesultanofswing8706 15 дней назад +1

      They show that they have some camouflage ability at the end. That's why he couldn't see the alien.

    • @able34bravo37
      @able34bravo37 14 дней назад +2

      I thought Scary Movie 3 had a pretty decent take on that scene.

    • @vrika4280
      @vrika4280 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@thesultanofswing8706Yet they didn't camouflage in several other parts of the movie, including the birthday party 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @StuffedFlump
    @StuffedFlump 20 дней назад +80

    My favorite quote, Rags: "oh look there's kids, good thing I'm naked"🤣

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 19 дней назад +10

      Rag's's's's's's's's's'' larping as an LA citizen, I see 😂

  • @Super_Ammo
    @Super_Ammo 20 дней назад +71

    Before Graham reaches for his brother during the hug, Meryl's body language says so much about how he thinks of himself as just slightly outside of the family, and also a bit of a tough guy act not wanting to show emotions in that moment.
    When Graham pulls him in, not only does it say 'You're part of this family', but the way his fingers desperately grasp at his shirt says 'I need you too.'
    Fantastic acting, great scene.

    • @mobmorgan
      @mobmorgan 19 дней назад +5

      Genuinely hoping to have seen this comment I remember seeing it and noticing and thought wow that's really good

    • @wangusbeef86
      @wangusbeef86 18 дней назад +5

      I thought it was funny too as a kid, and I've learned to appreciate that scene a lot more as I grew older

    • @able34bravo37
      @able34bravo37 14 дней назад +2

      That's the thing about this movie. There are a lot of really great parts in it. It's like the elements were all there, but certain things like the aliens not being able to get through wooden doors or the fatal water just kill it.

  • @dannyd.9932
    @dannyd.9932 20 дней назад +56

    53:11 As someone who lived rural most of my life crickets tend to go silent whenever something is making noise near them. Crickets do this with people and animals. It is kinda creepy when it happens

  • @kcrr
    @kcrr 20 дней назад +113

    It's honestly kind of unfathomable that what should be Stuckman's most passionate and in-depth video, with the film being this important to him, is this surface level and lifeless. Says a lot about his content in general lol

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus 20 дней назад +9

      Stuckmann.

    • @colinwalker4824
      @colinwalker4824 20 дней назад +29

      Well he did do more than read off the director, lead actor, a producer and whoever did the score. That’s like orders of magnitude above the usual.

    • @CPForte
      @CPForte 20 дней назад +30

      Hey, this is a ten-year old Video of his. He has clearly improved since then and would nowadays never put such an actual opinion out there.

    • @kcrr
      @kcrr 20 дней назад +3

      @@blackdragoncyrus the stuck man

    • @joshuabuckle1216
      @joshuabuckle1216 20 дней назад +8

      I would say it is a deeper problem with his focus. Stuckmann is taking the aesthetics and his own feelings as the whole of the film.

  • @JulianDoe
    @JulianDoe 20 дней назад +97

    Timestamps
    0:00 Mandalorian , Ashoka & Filoni
    5:04 Lenght
    6:00 AI Summary & Dog Meat
    10:54 Preamble
    21:32 Blurbs
    32:00 A Horror With Comedy Bits
    40:28 The Dog
    55:08 Aliens
    1:10:58 On A Farm
    1:17:41 Characters & Story
    1:30:28 God & Faith
    1:46:14 Surrounded by Water
    1:54:28 Panic Moments
    1:55:12 Stuckman Origins
    2:03:53 Starpower & Mission Impossible
    2:09:13 Stuckman's Analysis of Signs
    2:34:40 The Dog
    2:42:35 Crickets vs Aliens
    2:48:16 Alien on a Hot Tin Roof
    2:55:45 Suspance
    2:58:00 Comedy & Horror
    3:00:24 Alien Invasion
    3:08:14 Character Building
    3:13:33 Dr Who?
    3:18:07 Characters & Takeaways
    3:34:30 Signals
    3:39:47 A Night In the Cornfield
    3:51:44 Invasion
    4:02:58 Analysing
    4:14:32 Acting
    4:25:34 Still Water
    4:27:12 The Scariest Scene
    4:50:30 The Last Supper
    4:58:10 Shelter
    5:08:43 A Copyright Odyssey
    5:16:39 Theatre Adventures
    5:21:09 The Kidnapper
    5:25:12 Attack & Vengence
    5:29:41 Faith, Closure & AI Recap
    5:34:58 Complaint #1
    5:49:05 Complaint #2
    6:20:13 Closing
    6:23:15 A Theory
    6:28:05 Conclusions
    6:33:45 What are you up to?

    • @joelvicente1052
      @joelvicente1052 20 дней назад +3

      Impresive

    • @Avarn388
      @Avarn388 20 дней назад +3

      @JulianDoe You are a legend. Thank you.

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 20 дней назад +1

      Do they discuss the religious angle that the aliens may be demons instead?

    • @user-cd4vv1rc7c
      @user-cd4vv1rc7c 20 дней назад +1

      This guy is the goat of this podcast

    • @fenixsantos4117
      @fenixsantos4117 20 дней назад +1

      @@WreckingWood Yes

  • @NeravarSneed86
    @NeravarSneed86 20 дней назад +107

    "if aliens have cloaking devices they don't need to draw fucking maps in corn" LOL

    • @scottishwarrior3547
      @scottishwarrior3547 19 дней назад

      Well, anyway, they say the aliens were demons all along, Holly water, can't enter doors without permission, so they have to brake in.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 19 дней назад +2

      Oh my god RUclips stop deleting my comments!
      I wrote a now deleted comment that said something along the lines of "to be fair that's the same issue with real life UFO theories. This movie only mentions it because that's what people in real life think. So don't sh*ot the messenger lol. And besides the movie never actually confirms if that is the case. Though sadly the movie leaves the reason for the crop circles open to interpretation". I really dont know why that would be deleted.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 19 дней назад +1

      I love the "the aliens in Signs are actually demons" theory, it makes the movie make a shitton more sense...

    • @Grassroots_Hegemon
      @Grassroots_Hegemon 18 дней назад

      Plot twist they were just drawing dicks and everyone read too much into it and when they showed up to explain themselves everyone got mad :(

    • @vrika4280
      @vrika4280 12 дней назад

      It was their google maps pin

  • @Boots43096
    @Boots43096 16 дней назад +8

    >the movie that inspired him to love film-making
    >his analysis is just summary and "THIS IS GENIUS"
    literally how is this guy famous for being a critic?

    • @ademetal
      @ademetal 6 дней назад

      I mean, CinemaWins does this a lot too "sound design! *ding*" and he has many people that like him, just through relentless positivity.

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi 20 дней назад +268

    Watching an M. Night Shyamalan movie feels like having your old, used socks stolen. It's not a significant loss but you still got robbed. It also feels weird, because why would anyone steal your old socks?

    • @QuothTheRavenclaw11
      @QuothTheRavenclaw11 20 дней назад +10

      Dunno why they'd steal my old socks. I should ask my cat.

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 20 дней назад +1

      Blackadder?

    • @MistyMountainPath
      @MistyMountainPath 20 дней назад +15

      This analogy's a little too perfect..

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 20 дней назад +6

      @@QuothTheRavenclaw11 Cats tend to be criminals, but we can't really hold that against them.

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 20 дней назад

      @@WreckingWood I don't even remember the last time I've seen that show.

  • @predatorasap5040
    @predatorasap5040 20 дней назад +124

    Shyamalan's plot twist are the only things that bring me joy in life

    • @Raxus502
      @Raxus502 20 дней назад +10

      your comments are the only things that bring me joy in life...

    • @mandalorian1797
      @mandalorian1797 20 дней назад +9

      ​@@Raxus502 your joy is the only thing that brings me joy in life

    • @jrgs.
      @jrgs. 19 дней назад +6

      @@mandalorian1797 Your joy for joy is the only thing that brings comments in life.

    • @hunterboyo
      @hunterboyo 19 дней назад +2

      To me…

  • @TheFlibidy
    @TheFlibidy 20 дней назад +19

    "I like my own fingers... I'm really attached to them!" Well, not anymore xD

  • @jackwhite2654
    @jackwhite2654 19 дней назад +13

    There's something almost Patrick Bateman-esqe about the way Stuckman talks. For someone who claims to be passionate about film, he has a distinct lack of emotion.

  • @Nonickelone
    @Nonickelone 20 дней назад +16

    My favourite headcanon for the aliens is:
    It's the scenario like in Alien, but the aliens are just unprepaired workers on a flyby, registering a liveform that has acid as blood and urin.
    After getting the order to capture "samples" for biological weapon development they try to attack but have no necesary equipment nor training.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 19 дней назад

      The lack of equipment is likely because its their skin that camoflauges, so any equipment would reveal them too easily, ruining the camo. I also like to think the aliens are unwilling to risk sending their best into such a hostile enviroment, and may have been sending slaves in the hopes of gaining more than they lost. Leaving when they decide the risk is no longer worth it.

  • @jodanger37
    @jodanger37 19 дней назад +59

    As a Christian, I find the themes of this movie at parody levels. You either believe everything is a coincidence or pre destination. There’s no in between ig lol

    • @scottishwarrior3547
      @scottishwarrior3547 19 дней назад +5

      The aliens were demons

    • @jodanger37
      @jodanger37 19 дней назад +8

      @@scottishwarrior3547 they debunked the theory in the podcast bro. And even if they raises more questions?

    • @knewjash
      @knewjash 18 дней назад +20

      💯 - the movie is Christianity written by a non-Christian. Just a vague reference towards Him helping us when we need it.

    • @andreichira7518
      @andreichira7518 16 дней назад +1

      Not sure I see this dichotomy. Like granted, this isn't really given or afforded proper theological context, but I don't see predestinstion in the film. What confession of faith do you belong to?

    • @andreichira7518
      @andreichira7518 16 дней назад +1

      ​@@knewjashTo be fair to Shyamalan, the consideration of the Church is that aliens are demons. So I was happy now going back and rewatching it, seeing the parallels with how we understand alien encounters being depicted in the film.

  • @jlogan2228
    @jlogan2228 19 дней назад +10

    That kitchen scene where he walks away then goes back and the claw is just in your face no stinger no nothing legit made me leap out of my seat the first time bc it was so well built up and executed

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva 20 дней назад +18

    I'd love to see them break down 'Old', also by M. Night, cause that movie legitimately baffled me on how inept it was. At some points it felt like a total amateur wrote/directed it rather than a successful film maker with a 20+ year long career.

  • @DRsatanus
    @DRsatanus 17 дней назад +7

    without the crop circles, how are the aliens sopposed to know which way is up?

  • @ianjohnson182
    @ianjohnson182 17 дней назад +9

    When I'm driving through the desert, there's only two reasons I'd stop at a town with a population of 40 people: For exploration, or for hostile reasons. Or if I need gas. Or if I'm hungry. Or if my car is making a weird noise. Or to take a shit.

  • @rotpar757
    @rotpar757 20 дней назад +115

    It's a testament to Shyamalan's skill as a director that he can give us a scene announcing we're going to see the alien and then still make it tense. He is not untalented. His writing is a mess though; and this is before apologizing to a house plant or toast landing butter-side down being evidence of the devil's presence.

    • @tjroelsma
      @tjroelsma 20 дней назад +20

      Shyamalan either lost his mojo, or he started sniffing his own farts too much. The first option is surely a possibility, as his writing has deteriorated and yet still shows glimpses of what it was before.
      But then the second option is also possible: Shyamalan started to believe too much in himself and simply stopped making an effort anymore, believing that everything he does automatically becomes good.

    • @charlesruteal9062
      @charlesruteal9062 20 дней назад +4

      *jelly-side down

    • @shaunmartin454
      @shaunmartin454 20 дней назад

      @@charlesruteal9062only if you add jelly… 😜

    • @jackmerrick7419
      @jackmerrick7419 20 дней назад +3

      @@tjroelsma He did make that one film where he was the messiah or whatever. (Lady in the Water).

    • @trequor
      @trequor 20 дней назад +4

      Shyamalan is missing his calling as a DP. Dont let him write and make sure someone else editing can cut the fat out where it's needed. But when you want pure anxiety in a shot or sequence there is no one better than him

  • @able34bravo37
    @able34bravo37 14 дней назад +5

    The biggest issue I had with this movie is that it was set in a small town in the US, and not a single person has a single gun.
    Realistically speaking, small midwestern towns are the LAST place aliens like this would want to go. The amount of tannerite alone that they'd encounter would trigger on seismographs all the way over in the Java Sea.

  • @Nicstewert
    @Nicstewert 20 дней назад +64

    Signs is one of those movies where I can completely ignore EVERYTHING wrong with it and I love it anyway. I can’t wait to listen to this.

    • @Avarn388
      @Avarn388 20 дней назад +12

      @Nicstewart And that is fine. As long as you acknowledge the problems with the movie. Independence Day is my go to example. It’s got problems with its plot and the characters. But I have a blast with it because of its sincerity and is one of those feel good movies. Especially the speech of that film.

    • @Lampoluke
      @Lampoluke 20 дней назад +5

      For me that is OG Star Wars, especially the prequels.

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 20 дней назад +3

      Same tbh. I don't like most of M. Night's movies, but this one I have a cozy nostalgia for. I've heard it being bashed left and right in the past, with good reason, so I don't mind hearing the criticism though. Specially as it seems so far they are accurately also pointing the movie's qualities.

    • @Nicstewert
      @Nicstewert 20 дней назад +3

      @@Jasper_Silva Exactly, I know it’s extremely flawed but, I don’t know if it’s because I saw it at a very specific time in my life or certain things just hit me right that I’m just not going to turn my back on it. Also not any sort of M.Night super fan but I will always like Signs. It’s like the fucked up weirdo you had a crush on when you were 20. You knew they were a mess and you broke up pretty quick but 20 years later you still think “Aw, that was pretty fun.” 😆

    • @Nicstewert
      @Nicstewert 20 дней назад +3

      @@Lampoluke Are the prequels considered OG Star Wars? 🤔 but I get your point. They’re a mess and you love them anyway. What can you do? 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Mongus_Flompus
    @Mongus_Flompus 15 дней назад +4

    I want it to be known that Signs has a higher rating on rotten tomatoes than Unbreakable

  • @FrenchyMcToast
    @FrenchyMcToast 20 дней назад +22

    Someone made a pretty decent argument that the aliens are actually demons. If I took the things they said as granted I found it pretty convincing but I didn't care enough to watch Signs again to confirm anything they said. I don't know if that angle saves the film any but it would at least tie the films major threat back into the themes about faith and such.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 19 дней назад +4

      Its not even a theory, but something M Night said himself in an interview not long after the film's release. That said I think the movie is made in a way in which it works with them being aliens or demons. So you don't have to take it one way or they other, just choose which works better for you. I'd say the demons angle makes the most sense though.

    • @FrenchyMcToast
      @FrenchyMcToast 19 дней назад +5

      @@GBDupree Like I said, I haven't re-watched since I heard this. I only brought it up because it supposedly explains some of the sillier bits in the story like the doors and the water. I don't have any references though and I'm not exactly a religious scholar either.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 19 дней назад +6

      @@FrenchyMcToast No worries, I'd say its all surface level religious stuff. Basically what you already know (holy water for example) from the theory is the farthest it goes. You could infer the crop circles are summoning circles or something, but its all up to interpretation, so if you aren't familiar the movie still works with them as just aliens.
      Also the aliens don't have issues with doors, that's just a mandela effect where people conflated a joke in another movie as a real criticism of this one, but not once in the movie do the aliens have any issues with doors. People bring up the Pantry scene but the movie not only establishes the door is locked, but shows you its been barricaded as well. Even a human wouldn't be able to get out of there. And later on an alien opens up the basement door immediately after the main character closes it, and it opens faster than he can react, causing him to have to ram it closed again.

  • @revolversnake126
    @revolversnake126 20 дней назад +55

    i find it strange that mauler presents the demon theory as something relativly new or that needs to not be spoiled. im pretty sure that has been a thing for decades. anyway good episode. would like more stuff like this instead of talking about the newest slop that dropped. god i cant wait for total disney destruction so that they can talk about more interesting shit.

    • @Avarn388
      @Avarn388 20 дней назад +10

      @revolversnake126 Agreed because films like this, even the worst ones, have redeemable elements or are constructed decently. Like M Night back then knew how to shoot his films well and picked decent actors and had some cool ideas. The problem was the execution and that is where you need a good writer/ editor with that figurative newspaper to hit you on the head and say no whenever an idea doesn't make sense.
      Because on paper, the idea of a convert alien invasion is neat. It's just done so badly here. And when I think of entertaining alien invasion films, Independence Day comes to mind.

    • @ClarkKentai
      @ClarkKentai 20 дней назад +3

      I would completely lose my marbles (in a good way) if they covered Solaris and its various adaptations.

    • @thunderstruck6647
      @thunderstruck6647 20 дней назад +3

      I thought I heard years ago that Signs started as a demon movie and somehow it evolved into an alien invasion movie.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 19 дней назад +8

      Its not even a theory, M Night mentioned it in an interview not long after the film released. I think this is a weird case of the internet forgetting the source but remembering the fact.
      Its a lot like how people misremember the "fault" of the movie having the aliens unable to use doors, when that literally never happens in the movie, and was in fact a joke in Scary movie that is misattributed to this one. In this film there are 2 scenes where an alien interacts with a door, in one its the pantry door which is locked and barricaded, so it has nothing to do with the alien not knowing how to operate it, it just can't break through it easily (they aren't stronger than humans clearly). Mel Gibson's character saying "it has trouble with pantry doors" isn't referring to it being unable to turn the knob on the door, but it being unable to break through the wood. This isn't even true as the ending shows they broke through their home's barricades and the one in the pantry is in the ending, meaning it had to have broken out fairly quickly in order to track him home.
      The second scene is when the alien turns the doorknob on the door to the basement, It does this immediately after he closes the door and does it faster than he can react to it causing him to have to reclose the door and hold the handle. The alien never struggled to turn the knob. This isn't a real fault of the movie, yet people just take it as face value because they keep hearing it is.

  • @Avarn388
    @Avarn388 20 дней назад +13

    This was another great EFAP. I love when you guys cover older movies and video essays talking about them. Signs was one of those films I remember as a kid feeling something was off about it. Sure, I was scared but I was a kid at the time and barely knew any better. Ironically enough, I have to thank Nostalgia Critic for pointing out the problems with Signs(Yes, I know some folks do not like NC and I have grown out of him but I really do like his Signs review because he breaks down what the film is and the objective elements that do not hold up). Still, there are some things about Signs I like. The camera work is neat and the acting was good from Mel. Obviously, the problems are with the aliens and their implementation. Though, the scene with their reveal and Phoenix's character watching it on TV, the build up for that is amazing.
    When it comes to bad but enjoyable invasion films my go to is either Mars Attacks or Independence Day. More so the latter because Will Smith and the speech in that film is brilliant. Signs, it's a case where Shyamalan' really needed a good writer to be that editor and guy to tell him no. Because the idea of a covert alien invasion is a cool concept. But within this film, having the aliens whose greatest weaknesses is water and yet they invade our planet and do not take any protections; yeah that's too much for me. :)
    Also, fun fact; the history channel did a marathon of crop circle specials when this film came out and those were neat to watch.

  • @seanblackhurst7844
    @seanblackhurst7844 20 дней назад +10

    5 shifts deep into a 10 shift stint (all night shift and mostly overtime) time to break out the EFAP back log.

  • @balconyseats5750
    @balconyseats5750 18 дней назад +8

    Rags got some burger sugar for this one.

    • @Gojeto346
      @Gojeto346 15 дней назад +1

      I’m assuming you mean booger sugar, and I agree, dude was off his rocker on this one

  • @Wolf_ManJack
    @Wolf_ManJack 20 дней назад +44

    If you wanted to really steelman the "everything happens for a reason" perspective, I'd write the argument a little more like this:
    "God, or the watchful forces above, has literal ethical limits on his actions that are necessary to give living beings the capacity for choice; any overcorrection, as reality is not a vacuum system, means altering the impact of every decision everyone has ever made slightly. To betray the meaning of their actions by throwing a big heavy rock into the pool of the butterfly effect means that on a spiritual level, everyone's actions have essentially been reduced from the genuine consequences of their novel behaviors to mere cause-and-effect, no longer something spiritually pure, as now history itself has provably been tilted away from the story of mankind, and has gone back to being about the consequences of their forebears, whose capacity to change the world is drastic and represents a sort of philosophical meta-threat towards humanity's claim to their own history; perhaps, among the politics of Heaven, this even carries legal implications. As beings of ethics, they've already considered that capacity for benevolent humiliation, do recognize value within mortals, wish to grant them legitimacy as actors in their own history, and thus decided to generally avoid interfering in outcomes, because once more, it's not really yours if you didn't earn it, even if suddenly having an Asian wife really would give you the will to live again."
    "However, the good guys have been learning how to cheat better for a long time; they are, after all, intellectual beings like we are, and presumably on a more complex scale of observation. So, when something bad happens, they give themselves a little in - they'll screw with the world, just a little bit, to prevent something worse from happening later. They will not instantiate the tragedy, nor will they prevent a natural tragedy occurring for non-supernatural reasons, but they will apply supernatural force if a hostile supernatural force (Alien demons) can be predicted to present a threat in the imminent future. As time can split in many directions, this non-interventionism is key to making the broad flow of reality consistent enough for them to make those predictions at all, as otherwise they would need to resort to methods that counteract your decisions entirely, making you essentially a doll, cattle being raised on the stage of history. The assistance delivered will generally be forgettable by design, something small and perhaps not even directly physical, so its literal causal impact on the shape of reality can be dispersed and fade away safely as natural chaos breaks down the chain of its consequences over time."
    TL;DR, God cheats because the Devil cheats, but God cheats better with a worse hand, because God's also a better player. Humanity isn't necessarily impotent, nor are they being punished with 'benevolent torments', but rather, suffering the ills of their adversary, and the natural world, and the Good Guys only step in when they can do it subtly for maximum impact. If they didn't have that distance from you, the Bad Guys would have too much room to claim that nobody alive really earned anything for themselves, and in a post-mortal society, your reputation and pride are all that you have - any more intervention than is necessary would eventually have you looking back at your life with the strange disappointment of realizing it was all miracles, and that you were on autopilot, bouncing back and forth between life events where you as a real person with your own thoughts and feelings essentially never factored into the outcome.
    I don't think M. Night was writing the story this way, but Jim Butcher writes the Dresden Files that way, and heavenly non-interventionism is at least a fun philosophical hole to dig into.

    • @dutchmansmine9053
      @dutchmansmine9053 19 дней назад +4

      That was heavy

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 18 дней назад +4

      So basically, God allows people to make their own decisions, but He still uses those choices we make to achieve certain outcomes by setting up dominos and contingencies in place?

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 16 дней назад +2

      ​@@hope-cat4894 I swear that's low-key the Final Destination films, or try to be at least.

  • @sepenti
    @sepenti 20 дней назад +20

    Would our blood also be acidic to them?
    I could see them reacting with similar horror to us seeing the xenomorphs acid blood lol

    • @Sig509
      @Sig509 20 дней назад +11

      or humidity. The rain would be acid for them for sure (if they are not daemons), but what about 100% humidity? Would breathing such air "burn" their lungs, or whatever they have going for them?

    • @sepenti
      @sepenti 20 дней назад +9

      @@Sig509 I agree! I was more referencing stuckman's argument that the aliens were here for us. Why would they want us if we're essentially bags of acid?

    • @MundaneThingsBackwards
      @MundaneThingsBackwards 20 дней назад +9

      ​@@sepentiIf the aliens were as smart as they should be, they'd have plenty of scientific goals to pursue in even observing such an intelligent and productive race such as humans. The acid blood or incredibly hostile environment would barely be relevant because they would have encoutered such things (or broadly similar) many times before in their space exploration if not the more extreme environments of their home planet alone.

    • @sepenti
      @sepenti 20 дней назад +8

      @@MundaneThingsBackwards yeah, if they were smarter LOL
      I mean the whole thing collapses in on itself. I just thought it was interesting "Alien" reference.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 19 дней назад

      @@sepenti Maybe they need us for slavery of some kind? I always thought that the aliens we see walking around are maybe forced into it, as the main governing force isn't willing to send its best troops to reconnasaince and rather sent slaves or something. Maybe they needed us for something else, but considering there is likely very little life out in the universe, they were stuck trying to get us despite the dangers. Otherwise they could die off before ever meeting another planet with life on it.

  • @Orkillester1
    @Orkillester1 17 дней назад +5

    During rags' dogmeat rant, I wondered if he ever played Fallout 1 and witnessed the tragedy of dogmeat getting gunned down by his own party over and over again

  • @aronthedev3074
    @aronthedev3074 18 дней назад +4

    The aliens likely didn't have crop circles near sand, so maybe they don't like sand? Can't blame them after all, it's rough and course, and it gets everywhere.

  • @araposkulo
    @araposkulo 20 дней назад +8

    Best thing about the SIGNS movie, is its Scary Movie parody

    • @HisNameWasCrazy
      @HisNameWasCrazy 14 дней назад

      I misread this as saying Signs _was_ a Scary Movie parody, and for a second I almost believed it.

  • @notDarknessBane
    @notDarknessBane 8 дней назад +3

    Thank you, EFAP, for keeping me company and awake during another 7-hour midnight drive home, at the end of another long work-week on the road.
    And thank you also for ruining my ability to ever again watch Signs with an unthinking mind.

  • @neillharte
    @neillharte 20 дней назад +6

    I'm insane with rage, that line always made me chuckle

  • @ithewho6603
    @ithewho6603 18 дней назад +4

    I love 'doinking around'. That sounds so funny. I will take it into my vocabulary.

  • @Saywhatnow72
    @Saywhatnow72 19 дней назад +6

    Now I want them to cover district 9

  • @rogeryoungblood2452
    @rogeryoungblood2452 18 дней назад +4

    Mauler still using Chrome is probably the saddest part of the whole stream

  • @samdurfee6093
    @samdurfee6093 20 дней назад +7

    The Shamalan Holy Trinity
    Signs
    The Village
    Lady in the Water

  • @alexhayden219
    @alexhayden219 15 дней назад +2

    "This is one of the most important scenes in the movie. Moving on, I will not say anything else about this. It just is. Trust me."

  • @tsk13
    @tsk13 20 дней назад +33

    Space travelling, supposedly intelligent, aliens - 0
    Freakish monkey-mutants that drink water and wield wooden sticks - 1

    • @lordofthepizzapie9319
      @lordofthepizzapie9319 20 дней назад +11

      Unga-bunga supremacy!

    • @dookieshoe2905
      @dookieshoe2905 20 дней назад

      Who said they were aliens? They are clearly demons

    • @cordyceps182
      @cordyceps182 20 дней назад +2

      Aren't they demons or something?

    • @brendan254
      @brendan254 20 дней назад +5

      The indomitable human spirit

    • @GoosterHiista
      @GoosterHiista 20 дней назад +6

      My headcanon is that the actually smart aliens sent down all of their idiots as a joke to get rid of them and then flew away giggling at their prank. It explains everything.

  • @thegoldenpepper8702
    @thegoldenpepper8702 20 дней назад +6

    Robot Chicken ruined M. Night for me. Every time I see him I think "what a twist!"

    • @marikroyals7111
      @marikroyals7111 14 дней назад

      As soon as I read it, I heard it. I can't think of or see those words together without hearing that clip.

  • @B16B0SS
    @B16B0SS 18 дней назад +3

    You guys really need to work with Drinker to make some new "Scary Movie" type spoof movies

  • @canaldecasta
    @canaldecasta 20 дней назад +10

    Adecuate length. Four times the movie.

  • @TheKanistan
    @TheKanistan 15 дней назад +8

    Rags is so far gone that he will interrupt the conversation just to go on his own personal tangent of a tangent of his tangent, before needing everyone else to remind him what he was trying to talk about. And then goes back to making some broad sweeping point with barely any substance or relevance.

    • @darthdragonborn1552
      @darthdragonborn1552 13 дней назад

      Yep, it’s fuckin dogshit and he obviously thinks it’s cute. Like in one episode he starts talking about some local pizza place and everyone is clearly wondering why the fuck he’s talking about some place in his area.

  • @Connorthecatsdad
    @Connorthecatsdad 20 дней назад +4

    The amount of time dedicated to Rags going to get a drink 😂

  • @TeutonicKnight92
    @TeutonicKnight92 18 дней назад +3

    I always thought the mixing of sci-fi and religion was a weird choice. I’m not saying it can’t be done or hasn’t been done, but this one seemed… weird. I feel like there is easily a better sci-fi or supernatural/religious thriller hidden in this movie.
    The only way I can think to steel man the aliens is that the people they send are living probes. They send them out and if they die they know it’s not safe

  • @Youarentpassing
    @Youarentpassing 19 дней назад +7

    It was unbearable listening to rags here. Waste of time.

  • @righteousindifference3179
    @righteousindifference3179 18 дней назад +2

    5:54:07 the better argument for the water is that its "contaminated" as the girl says, and why she wouldn't drink it. The part incompatible with them are the things like chlorides and flourides.
    Edit: Hey! they stumbled onto it!

  • @daveyjones8969
    @daveyjones8969 13 дней назад +2

    I like Dave Cullen's take on Signs. Considering we never actually see technology, just lights in the sky, they aren't actually aliens, but demons.
    The weakness isn't to water, it's because the daughter was called an angel, and SHE left all the glasses around the house; they were full of holy water.
    Makes it better than stupid aliens.

  • @jamespazuzuairsoft5369
    @jamespazuzuairsoft5369 19 дней назад +4

    Another question is why are the aliens interested in a species that's roughly 70% water as well. Like if a person pees or sweats on an alien that has to be like being sprayed with acid right? Would our blood also be acidic? What are they gonna do poke us with sticks?

  • @jackchipper7458
    @jackchipper7458 20 дней назад +10

    Starring mad max, joker and home alone kid. Can it get any better

    • @wsemenske
      @wsemenske 20 дней назад +2

      Home alone kid's brother*

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 19 дней назад

      That's not the annoying little brother from home alone, he's the even younger brother. I won't blame you for mistaking them though they all look exactly the same.

    • @jackchipper7458
      @jackchipper7458 18 дней назад

      @@Jasper_Silva
      Crap they’re like twins

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 18 дней назад +4

    The cricket stuff, yes that is true, ancient chinese tradition. Crickets get used to you and will not stop chirping at night if you wake up, but will stop if someone they do not recognize enters

  • @shawnreinhart9978
    @shawnreinhart9978 16 дней назад +1

    As soon as rags and mauler mentioned “when evil lurks” I paused this and went to Hulu to watch it and I’ll have to say they were very right lol. The main issue I had was with pedro during the third act m, made stupid ass decisions and made me face palm and shout at the screen lol

  • @LordFunkyFist
    @LordFunkyFist 20 дней назад +4

    Why didn't the aliens just use the eagles?

  • @Sig509
    @Sig509 20 дней назад +8

    Crop circles for navigation reminds me The Rise of Skywalker and their dumb idea that spaceships one ship to tell them which way is up, and down in the planet atmosphere, instead of you know, using some basic instruments, OR LOOKING THROUGH A DAMN WINDOW.
    Buit sure, yeah, crop circles for navigation, not like a field can be harvested ad any time, or burn. Very reliable navigation markers.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 19 дней назад +1

      To be fair, that's just the problem with crop circle in real life too. This movie is just taking what tons of people actually believe is what Crop Circles are. Its less a fault of the movie and more the fault with UFO people. I think its fine that the movie uses that as an explanation because its coming from people who realistically would think that because that what everyone says about them, just like in real life how everyone says that because thats what everyone else says. And the movie doesn't actually explain that that theory is correct or anything, though it sucks that the crop circles are never actually explained, they just exist because they supposedly exist in real life. Its like if a movie was about bigfoot, it would use any real-life theories about bigfoot as grounding for the story, regardless of how realistic those theories are.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 19 дней назад

      ​@@GBDupreeindeed, especially if in said hypothetical bigfoot movie they never confirmed one way or the other if bigfoot did or didn't work they way some "cryptozoologist"/squatch hunter in the movie said it does.

  • @christopherdoucet9723
    @christopherdoucet9723 15 дней назад +4

    Would love to hear you guys do “The Village”.

  • @navymongoose2589
    @navymongoose2589 12 дней назад

    fingers crossed their hypothetical movie about the aliens being incompetent homies makes it to the highlights channel

  • @kieranholmes8086
    @kieranholmes8086 18 дней назад +2

    I think physical suits could’ve looked better but there’s something to it being CGI adding to an uncanny valley element to it which makes it creepier

  • @HpArtcraft
    @HpArtcraft 20 дней назад +14

    James Newton Howard's Score is a masterpiece. His Shyamalan scores are sensational and some of the best scores ever written.

  • @Trigger.444
    @Trigger.444 4 дня назад +2

    4:03:34 - If you have headphones on, listen to the right channel the following second. You might swear you heard/felt a firework or gunshot nearby, someone must've hit their mic or desk?

  • @dklwos8088
    @dklwos8088 20 дней назад +8

    All signs lead to Fringy bringing the Fring.

  • @slightlysaltysam7411
    @slightlysaltysam7411 19 дней назад +2

    It's like M.Night had all the pieces of a 1,000 piece masterclass film puzzle, but stopped looking at the reference image half way and started just forcing pieces and guessing what goes where.

    • @slightlysaltysam7411
      @slightlysaltysam7411 19 дней назад

      Reminds me of Prey's execution.
      Good concepts, good acting, good suspense, good subtlety, poor execution at times, poor character writing at times, and inconsistent plot points.

  • @Marines_Memelevolent
    @Marines_Memelevolent 19 дней назад +22

    Wait, this was Rags trying *not* to tip his fedora?
    Damn, lol

  • @E.B711
    @E.B711 3 дня назад

    I fell asleep during this movie, and then a big noise happened that woke me up and I didn't know what was happening

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 15 дней назад +2

    I never understood why he doesn't just use the bat on the alien? Why smash the glasses, when this thing is clearly not very hard to defeat?

  • @alexhayden219
    @alexhayden219 15 дней назад +1

    This is Chris's defining movie that made him who he is and gave him passion for film... and he sounds like he's reluctantly reading off his assigned book report.

  • @Boromir2k1
    @Boromir2k1 15 дней назад +1

    This EFAP reminds me how funny Scary Movie 3 is lmao

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 20 дней назад +10

    Chris Stuckmann: "Signs and Night kickstarted my character, such as it is."

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 20 дней назад +5

      It oddly makes a lot of sense.

    • @charlesruteal9062
      @charlesruteal9062 20 дней назад

      Can't wait for a future RUclipsr to go "Shelby Oaks started my career.".

    • @whyarealltaken
      @whyarealltaken 20 дней назад

      Green dancer

  • @axson8
    @axson8 20 дней назад +1

    I wish we could've gotten Duncan's input on what he thought of Signs

  • @CourteousH
    @CourteousH 16 дней назад +1

    The Saga of Rags almost leaving at 4:23:00 is the most suspenseful scene of all the scenes.

  • @wildcard9173
    @wildcard9173 19 дней назад +2

    Hey Mauler is Scifi a genre or a setting? because most people define scifi as just it has scifi things in it while the concepts of the story usually have very little to do with the scifi things these days.
    Scifi used to present a new technology than explore it but I can't really think of a recent project that actually has a new scifi toy used in a new way.

  • @hobomaster6237
    @hobomaster6237 20 дней назад +3

    The Little Platoon yessss very nice DDDDD

  • @garretttekampe9564
    @garretttekampe9564 16 дней назад +1

    Did the crickets stop chirping, or the crops stop screaming?

  • @NoscoSays
    @NoscoSays 11 дней назад +1

    I feel like it’s worth pointing out that Stuckman keeps referencing the cgi because that video would have been made at the height of the anti-cgi chatter among RUclips critics. It’s stuff like this that led to a huge part of the promotion for the Force Awakens being the practical effects. So that’s why Chris was so “stuck” on that point.

  • @daveo311290
    @daveo311290 20 дней назад

    I never saw Signs, but this still gives me a few fond memories of Scary Movie 3

  • @therealfakecaptain7978
    @therealfakecaptain7978 15 дней назад +1

    Maybe the aliens need the signs to know which way is up.

  • @bexarath
    @bexarath 12 дней назад

    I still remember my main takeaway after watching Signs the first time: "Well that was fucking stupid."

  • @federicoarmada8775
    @federicoarmada8775 19 дней назад +1

    2:55:54: Pretty sure that the original quote was about shock (the bomb blows up) vs suspense (you know the bomb is about to blow up)

  • @Grassroots_Hegemon
    @Grassroots_Hegemon 20 дней назад +13

    Just on the topic of dog not being brought in, part of me wonders if this isnt informed by his cultural background. Indians have an unusual relationship with dogs because of the EXTREME problem with the volume of stray dogs. Indians are kind to strays generally, and they are revered as companions for partially religious reasons, but theres a sort of transient nature to the relationship because one community might have dozens or hundreds of feral strays. Theres a relationship there but a bit less "i will run into a burning building to save my dog" sort of attitude than it is in the US. Not saying that for certain but thats one of the cultural differences that jumped out at me having a friend with an indian background and my dog travels with me basically everywhere

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 19 дней назад +1

      That's possible, but its also perfectly reasonable to assume they just forgot about it because of the scene they went through. Like they made a fuss about them forgetting the dog but never mentioned the fact that the family just had a big emotional breakdown that completely took their attention off anything else. These sort of things happen all the time, people aren't perfect and do forget important things even for loved ones because of their emotional states. That's the big thing about the movie, the father's emotional state is preventing him from taking the situation seriously, that he makes jokes or dismisses all the signs of danger. He isn't taking the threat of aliens seriously to the point that it causes his son to hate him because he feels unsafe. He doesn't deal with any problems on his own, whenever he has issues like the Wolfington brothers, he calls the police instead of dealing with it himself, he doesn't even have a gun because he is so unconfrontational. Also at the beginning when he calls the police about the crop circles, he speaks to them like their are his priests, so now that he has given up on God he stills seeks comfort in a higher power. Only for them to say they don't know what is happening either.

    • @Grassroots_Hegemon
      @Grassroots_Hegemon 19 дней назад +1

      @GBDupree oh i agree they try and have it both ways in the movie, but in that snpshot of forgetting the dog, i could reasonably see that as an oversight. And i agree it does grab you out of the movie in a way that diminishes it in retrospect in the way they did it, it drags attention to itself in a way it doesnt necessarily need to.

  • @ryueldragonborn4145
    @ryueldragonborn4145 9 дней назад

    I always took the crickets being quiet as there were many cloaked aliens

  • @selly-ssrb
    @selly-ssrb 20 дней назад +1

    I need Don vs. Pantry in the next ultimate showdown.

  • @ajmatheson2807
    @ajmatheson2807 18 дней назад +2

    Every director has their strengths and weaknesses, some more than others. Like, George Lucas is really good at big picture world building, Hitchcock could capture tension. Shamalan is really good at creating a scene. The individual scenes of suspense and tension in his movies can be excellent, but its all the connective tissue between these scenes that he fails at.

  • @thomaspeterson8357
    @thomaspeterson8357 19 дней назад +1

    If you're camping and having a hard time sleeping because of the crickets, you can yell and the crickets will shut up for a while

  • @sparkybeam-clashroyale8276
    @sparkybeam-clashroyale8276 20 дней назад

    Is this the first time you guys talked about m night shamalon on efap, does any know

  • @earthlingcarl3179
    @earthlingcarl3179 20 дней назад +27

    I thought Signs was pretty good. Lady in the Water is where things really fell off a cliff with maybe Split being the only half-decent one in the last 10 years. He just seems to have completely lost the magic of his earlier days, a big shame.

    • @Avarn388
      @Avarn388 20 дней назад +7

      I don't like Signs but I agree Lady in the Water is when M. Night was at his most pretentious(a term I do not use lightly) film I've seen. That film really felt like he was trying to be super meta but the writing just fell apart. It's not even funny bad like the Happening. It's just bland and stupid.

    • @sivad1025
      @sivad1025 20 дней назад +1

      The Visit definitely crosses the threshold of "half-decent." That movie has some effective suspense

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 19 дней назад +3

      ​@sivad1025 The movie lies to the audience though. By adding inhuman screeches from the old lady, and they teleport sometimes. The movie wants you to think they're more than just a crazy old couple, but then tells you that's exactly what they are.

    • @scottishwarrior3547
      @scottishwarrior3547 19 дней назад +1

      Aliens were demons

  • @TheArchSpartan
    @TheArchSpartan 20 дней назад

    What a twist!

  • @ZauTa
    @ZauTa 15 дней назад

    imagine the aliens landing somewhere with high humidity

  • @xel1673
    @xel1673 20 дней назад

    Next they need to watch/discuss After Earf. EFAP movie mini!

  • @Mustard_sock
    @Mustard_sock 14 дней назад

    Every time they talked about the M Night cameo scene and "its HIM" all i could think was "Hariet Im, its HIM!!!"

  • @RedToa94
    @RedToa94 17 дней назад

    @3:36:56 is that a smoke alarm chirp while Little Platoon is speaking?

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 15 дней назад

    "Don't tell me you got yourself locked in the pantry by the movie director, and then let Mel Gibson cut your fingers off, and now for some dumb reason you broke into his house to threaten his kid? Seriously, this is the last time I took you on an invasion, Jerry. "

  • @derekrichardson7853
    @derekrichardson7853 15 дней назад +1

    The water thing is pretty stupid, and the more you think about it the dumber it gets. If water is like acid to them, shouldn’t they be in pain or feeling something from the air? Because, you know, we have this thing called HUMIDITY.

  • @sezcam79
    @sezcam79 19 дней назад

    Jeffiot - is there anything good in M. Night Shyamalans films?. The final destination efap led to me watching his stuff.

  • @ghostdong40
    @ghostdong40 20 дней назад +1

    2:58:11 That would definitely prompt jlongbone to cackle lol his corny ass

  • @tons241
    @tons241 19 дней назад +1

    No crop circle's in water? Cuts to some very confused family of japanese rice farmers in the main casts exact situation

  • @AndrzejGieraltCreative
    @AndrzejGieraltCreative 19 дней назад +11

    Based John not letting Rags go there. I appreciate that Mauler at least seems to acknowledge the posiitive elements of having faith in general without needing to mock religion. I feel like the internet is at a point where most people understand that religion on principle is not absurd. Once you hold that something non contingent is necessary, must be incredibly potent and have a will due to being uninfluenced, and there cant be more than one such, you only have so many options. Calling the Bible a series of mistakes, to put it more politely, is definitely a charged interpretation without an ounce of nuance or patience.

  • @sivad1025
    @sivad1025 20 дней назад +16

    It's now clear that Rags primarily hates the movie because he doesn't agree with the classical understanding of predestination. The whole "God killed your wife" framing is actually Reddit atheist tier instead of film criticism. M N Shayamalan's character killed the wife. He's a free thinking person who chose to drive half asleep. The point of the end was that the situation was redeemed through her final thoughts.
    As to the point of it being inefficient, yes, all of life is inefficient from the point of God. This is something theologians and philosophers have discussed for thousands of years. But humans are temporal creatures who develop personhood through "inefficient" experiences.
    You can disagree with the perspective. But Signs actually represents the concept of predestination fairly accurately (though admittedly way too on the nose)

    • @TheLeadhound
      @TheLeadhound 18 дней назад +7

      You absolutely dismantled his sad theological understanding in just a few sentences. He is not an atheist. I know atheists that are genuine and deep thinkers. He is an antitheist. He just hates the idea of God and religion and justifies that hated with feigned intellectual ideas. He acts like he is the first one to think of these things and religious people are all idiots that never work on these problems. There are literally uncountable volumes written on these topics. He just picks a straw man and knocks it down. Really quite annoying.

    • @sivad1025
      @sivad1025 18 дней назад +4

      @TheLeadhound For what it's worth, I think Rags' perspective is at least somewhat interesting. But it's just not film criticism. As you said, there have been countless treatments of predestination from Augustine to Aquinas to Molina.
      This idea that all art should be viewed in a bubble and "not require research" is postmodern nonsense. All great art invokes allusion. And this panel in particular rejects Death of the Author, as far as I'm aware. You can't watch this movie and ignore the hundreds of years of history on the topic. That's what makes this such bad film criticism.
      I shouldn't be surprised though. No one commented on the incredibly on-the-nose baptismal regeneration imagery. At this point, I wonder if Rags realizes that Narnia is allegory

  • @kevinjackman4026
    @kevinjackman4026 17 дней назад +1

    " I grew up surrounded by acid ".
    - Boba Fett

  • @crabby6730
    @crabby6730 20 дней назад +1

    would have been so much better if the aliens where just stranded in the farm and where attempting to comunicate with the humans or just stalking them trying to find a way to comunicate with them but both sides misunderstood each other until the humans trap one of the aliens and the other becomes increasingly more violent trying to save his friend, would be an interesting take on the alien invader thing