Tsar Bomba. The bomb was built in 1961 by a group of Soviet physicists that notably included Andrei Sakarov. At the time the Cold War between the USSR and the United States of America had grown increasingly tense. Meant to be a show of Soviet strength, the three-stage bomb was unparalleled in power. It had a 100-megaton capacity, though the resulting fallout from such a blast was considered too dangerous for a test situation. Thus, it was modified to yield 50 megatons, which was estimated to be about 3,800 times the strength of the U.S. bomb dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki during World War II. In addition, the fusion process of the Soviet device was altered, dramatically lessening the fallout. The resulting weapon weighed 27 tons, with a length of some 26 feet (8 metres) and a diameter of about 7 feet (2 metres). Although officially known as RDS-220, it acquired numerous nicknames, most notably Tsar Bomba in the West.
That HOTDOGS guy i can tell you he has gotten a raise he works at chase field in phoenix and we have told him be deserves a raise before and he has actually gotten on
Ok..... The Weirdest Food Combination I Had Was At 2:36am, I Ate, In This Order, A Bowl Of Pasta, An Entire Container Of Marshmallow Fluff, A Whole Can Of Peas, Another Bowl Of Pasta, And 6 Cans Of Dr Pepper.
parking lot boyfriend clip is unfortunately staged but its really well acted and they did a great job. The good thing is knowing that this has definitely happened to someone before so we can enjoy the video anyway
Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah) [Chorus] I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh) I just went crazy, I did it I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it I made a song for the Minions, uh How much they paid me? A million I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity) Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh I call a Minion my children (Children) I call my children my Minions We taking over the world (The world) We make a whole lot of millions [Verse 1] I need you to listen (Yeah) I'm a rich Minion (Yeah) We touch lot of millions Yeah, I don't like Vector (I don't like- I don't like Vector) Yeah, I don't like Vector (Take 'em out) Yeah, my diamonds glitter (Yeah) I just pulled up in Tonka with all of the minions, we takin' a picture (Ooh, ah-ooh) I had to make me some stacks (What?) I had to make me some bands (Yeah) I had to make me some money (The money) You know that I'm in high demand (A lot) I called the Minion up and this what he said: Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah) [Chorus] I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh) I just went crazy, I did it I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it I made a song for the Minions, uh How much they paid me? A million I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity) Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh I call a Minion my children (Children) I call my children my Minions We taking over the world (The world) We make a whole lot of millions [Verse 2] I got diamonds on my body, I got every flavor I'm in high demand, got a lot of millions I got a high demand, I got all my millions, uh I'm in high demand, I got all my millions I'm inside that Tonka, inside with all my twins Pull up with all my goons, pull up with all my Minions If my Minions, they don't want you, we can't let you in Made this song for like two million, you know I always win Tried to save my Minions, make money, man, that's all we did I call my Minions up, they said [?] It's bananas for the Minions and my pockets bread We do not think 'bout these haters, we just count this bread [Chorus] I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh) I just went crazy, I did it I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it I made a song for the Minions, uh How much they paid me? A million I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity) Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh I call a Minion my children (Children) I call my children my Minions We taking over the world (The world) We make a whole lot of millions [Outro: The Minions] Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
bro got a sponsor on a reaction vid
use code crispy on manscaped fellas
Yes, sir
LMAO U ACTUALLY GOT THE SPONSOR
No, I don't think I will
James Charles is hiding in my closet please send help
No!!! He’s gonna put makeup on my pp and make it look like the dick in the beginning of jackass forever
thanks for reacting 🐑
When I read that the semi warm milk tea I was holding fell out of my hocus pocus cup. Either way u have a new sub
@@Sosothespider what
Sheepooo
@@Upside-downfilms When he read that the semi warm milk tea he was holding fell out of his hocus pocus cup. Either way meme sheep has a new sub
@@jamikine I was saying what in like wtf or a confused what
Crispy really called blind people "viewers"
hearers
OMG BROOOO I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT
ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats not okkkkk
based comment / childhood / adulthood
How rude, what if a blind person saw this.
i don’t even have to laugh to know I’m a bad person
Hit to close to home
ruclips.net/video/N-zj5wqJuq4/видео.html
💀
Relatable
I thought this exact thing as soon as I saw the title
The blind people part had me laugh my ass off lmao love you crispy boy
Crispy: But have you considered the healt benefits of taking care down there?
Me: A hole forest down there... 👀
Bruh fr I could cover a whole bald head with it
you spelled whole wrong you did hole
A hole
@Alan that’s the joke
Jesus man...the dunk killed me. I cried laughing for sure. I didn't expect him to come flying into frame like that, lmfao
9:47
Well, in order to have kids crispy, you need to find someone that loves you
(I love you a Crispy)
Foul
Personally wouldn’t take that 😂
THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
crispy is the king of ad transitions
You gotta love how crispy takes an unoriginal idea and makes it entertaining with the editing and how he holds in his laughs
crispy i’m so high and this is the funniest video i’ve seen in my life
7:56 chris pratt's job after rolling as Garfield mario and a fricken lego
it a good day when Crispy uploads 🙂🙂🙂
Yup
No doubt
best feeling
love ya crispy, keep up the great content ❤️
Crispy : to all my blind viewers
Viewers= a person who looks at or inspects something.
“Put down the scissors” why was that so funny to me lol
Really glad I subbed to this channel. It's like, 2x the amount of crispy
Ambatakammm
RIP Technoblade
Rip my pfp. Also his birthday was yesterday
shut up no one wants your preaching.
"I can't wait to have kids and mess with them like." Me wondering when that would ever even happen to Crsipy
6:00 *cries from laughing*
"For all the blind viewers" -Crispy
BROOOOO i love Brandon sm, I can't believe he made it into a Crispy video
I LAUGHED AT THE SPONSOR MORE THAN THE VIDEO LMAOOO
i laughed uncontrollably for all 14:54 minutes of this video.
5:02 this dude’s toilet look better than your gaming PC
That sponsor transition was almost as smooth as my brain
9:03 this man is hilarious
Usually I don’t laugh at these but this one got me tripping
2:50 he laughed tho! 😂😂😂 You lose
he never said that if you laugh you lose. he said that if you laugh youre a bad person
His videos alone make me laugh🤣🤣. “Ooooh hell nooooooooooooo.”
Please make more music it is so dope ong
how does crispy come with the smoothest transitions into sponsers? like please give us intel
“Shoutout to the blind VIEWERS” -crispy
Can’t imagine listening to crispy like he’s a podcaster or something, stuff would be so out of congext
@@johnnyciville9282 congext
@@shoobadoo123 congext
Anything with people messing with people under the beds, I die on it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro rly said “I wonder if I have any blind viewers” 💀 💀 💀
The hoop one almost got me
Personally as a blind viewer, I thank you for the respect.
dont you mean ,p}son,y z a bl view}1 ,i ?ank y =! respect4
Wait something ain’t adding up how did he type this
@@thecourier6189 legally blind
It's nice to see blind people on youtube
@thecourier6189 speak to text, they can speak and the text appears. Also there a option on phone that reads out everything on the screen
mans so good that he watched a 20 minute video and turned it into a 15 minute video
4:10 nah this guy looks like peter griffen in real life and that clip was after a peter griffen clip.
go tank you so much for greating all the bilnd people❤❤
11:10 Star Wars celebration was just at Anaheim so yeah I think ur tight
"shout out to all the blind viewers" that sentence made no sense 😂
9:00 my mom, wondering why I’m watching some random guy flip me off
She hit her with the "are you insecure?"💀💀
peter grabbing the kid made me laugh so FUCKING hard it caught me by surprise so bad
2:18 I kept spaming skip til it said IT EVEN MAKES YOUR PACKAGE LOOK BIGGER
2:15
New crispy video means 39 buried, 0 found
Tsar Bomba. The bomb was built in 1961 by a group of Soviet physicists that notably included Andrei Sakarov. At the time the Cold War between the USSR and the United States of America had grown increasingly tense. Meant to be a show of Soviet strength, the three-stage bomb was unparalleled in power. It had a 100-megaton capacity, though the resulting fallout from such a blast was considered too dangerous for a test situation. Thus, it was modified to yield 50 megatons, which was estimated to be about 3,800 times the strength of the U.S. bomb dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki during World War II. In addition, the fusion process of the Soviet device was altered, dramatically lessening the fallout. The resulting weapon weighed 27 tons, with a length of some 26 feet (8 metres) and a diameter of about 7 feet (2 metres). Although officially known as RDS-220, it acquired numerous nicknames, most notably Tsar Bomba in the West.
I put zero sugar gadoraid with lucky charms ate the whole thing my stomach wasn’t the same since
Crispy: Looks like an MW3 Riot Shield!
*Black Ops 2 music plays*
Crispy:
"The lawnmower 4.0 is definitely my favorite tool in the manscape pack"
Bro said “blind VEWERS” 😂😂😂
4:06 I SWEAR THATS MY COMPUTER SCIENCE TEACHER MR PARKER
when that call of duty intense music kicks in and you know theres always someone abouta hit ya with a riot shield 2:40 - 2:43
5:46 he is about to give birth to a hog to become HOGRIDAAAAAA
12:34 flour bombers it actually a reference to the show victorious 😭
“Shoutout to all the blind viewers” - Crispy 2022
Bro I cried laughing on the first one
the fricking start 😂😂
1:39 BARS🗣️
For all the blind people that saw the video, he flipped you off when he said shoutout, just letting you know.
7:38 bro just got caught in 4k 😂
crispy did the blind people dirty
That HOTDOGS guy i can tell you he has gotten a raise he works at chase field in phoenix and we have told him be deserves a raise before and he has actually gotten on
love you crispy
I never thought the men sheep would make it on
Ok..... The Weirdest Food Combination I Had Was At 2:36am, I Ate, In This Order, A Bowl Of Pasta, An Entire Container Of Marshmallow Fluff, A Whole Can Of Peas, Another Bowl Of Pasta, And 6 Cans Of Dr Pepper.
Taking care down there 😂
Crispy is elite
I couldn’t stop laughing during the sponsor….
i lost at the dunk. sorry that sht was epic lmao
Bro I laughed at the advertisement for the shaving stuff.
No one:
Crispy: "shoutout to all the blind viewers"
i need that crispy merch
crispy: "i could shave on stream, which brings us to our sponsor, MANSCAPED" me: " yes shave them balls on stream."
foolish mortal, I was a bad person before this
Saw the title and immediately had to click cuz I just know I would laugh 🤣
1:08 that guy is Brandon Farris if anyone was wondering
The worse part is it wasn’t a sponsor at first and he still pulled it off🤣🤣🤣🤣
shout out crispy for shoutin me out
As someone who is legally blind I laughed when you flipped us off.
idk why but your office is giving me blue clues vibes
About time you uploaded this.
8:55 he really just asked if he has, BLIND VIEWERS?!
Bro I literally just watched that video before I watched you react to it. Anyways, I love you bro, keep up the great work.
parking lot boyfriend clip is unfortunately staged but its really well acted and they did a great job. The good thing is knowing that this has definitely happened to someone before so we can enjoy the video anyway
Brandon Farris is another breed
when i went into this video i was already crying becaulse i just looked up "where the dragons went"
Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi
La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
[Chorus]
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh)
I just went crazy, I did it
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it
I made a song for the Minions, uh
How much they paid me? A million
I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity)
Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh
I call a Minion my children (Children)
I call my children my Minions
We taking over the world (The world)
We make a whole lot of millions
[Verse 1]
I need you to listen (Yeah)
I'm a rich Minion (Yeah)
We touch lot of millions
Yeah, I don't like Vector (I don't like- I don't like Vector)
Yeah, I don't like Vector (Take 'em out)
Yeah, my diamonds glitter (Yeah)
I just pulled up in Tonka with all of the minions, we takin' a picture (Ooh, ah-ooh)
I had to make me some stacks (What?)
I had to make me some bands (Yeah)
I had to make me some money (The money)
You know that I'm in high demand (A lot)
I called the Minion up and this what he said:
Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi
La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
[Chorus]
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh)
I just went crazy, I did it
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it
I made a song for the Minions, uh
How much they paid me? A million
I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity)
Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh
I call a Minion my children (Children)
I call my children my Minions
We taking over the world (The world)
We make a whole lot of millions
[Verse 2]
I got diamonds on my body, I got every flavor
I'm in high demand, got a lot of millions
I got a high demand, I got all my millions, uh
I'm in high demand, I got all my millions
I'm inside that Tonka, inside with all my twins
Pull up with all my goons, pull up with all my Minions
If my Minions, they don't want you, we can't let you in
Made this song for like two million, you know I always win
Tried to save my Minions, make money, man, that's all we did
I call my Minions up, they said [?]
It's bananas for the Minions and my pockets bread
We do not think 'bout these haters, we just count this bread
[Chorus]
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh)
I just went crazy, I did it
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it
I made a song for the Minions, uh
How much they paid me? A million
I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity)
Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh
I call a Minion my children (Children)
I call my children my Minions
We taking over the world (The world)
We make a whole lot of millions
[Outro: The Minions]
Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi
La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
7:17 I lost at this part
i got a great food combination for you crispy the costco precooked buffalo tendys and some vanilla icecream
lmao you actually got the sponser
"What the Heeeeeeeeeelll ohh my god no wayeyayeya"
4:47 bros ling in rainbow road💀
Ling💀
6:49 I would say dose it have your name on it?😂
Actual good content
Ok that's a godly sponsor
That was a smooth advertisement
The fuckin Kenan & Kel meme had me crying 💀😭