ASMR - B*tchy friend does your makeup
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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Hey hey hey in this video I'll be your evil best friend who's getting you ready for a date! I promise this isn't me at all in real life omg I felt so mean doing this and I hope no one actually takes this one seriously! Also this is how I used to wear makeup when I was 13. You're welcome. Peep the waterline eyeliner. It's atrocious.
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"you got some problem spots"
my face is literally a problem spot so please continue
@Isabel Baker thank you 😊
yes fish for compliments honey! :D
Ohh! Self burns, those are rare.
IM DEADDDD😭😭😭
"Where'd you guys meet?"
Jail.
"Seems kinda trashy, even for you."
It was a nice jail..
R R lol nice!
*gasps* He was a security guard! Dang...
Murderous Marshmallow just don’t get pregnant because then you’re gonna have to blame the baby on a pervy guard and jump through a million hoops just for him to ditch you in the end and have your baby get put in the system after your mom’s boyfriend is finally discovered to be unfit.
I keep reading peoples comments right when the video says it. Oml my life
@@noahl8882 orange is the new black???🤣
" have you look in a mirror?"
me: I prefer not to
LilActive Lil saMe(also not bcs i look bomb af and you do too probably)
Same homie
Same
I can't look in a mirror because I broke them all 😂👌
Anxiety: gone
Insomnia: cured
Weave: snatched
Delivery: digiorno
Hotel: trivago
Dignity: killed
Egg: Organic
My new catch phrase.
"So where'd you meet the guy."
The strip club.
"Seems kinda trashy."
You're not wrong.
Markiflier and Pliends at the Disco omg I love your comment❤️❤️
Markiflier and Pliends at the Disco MEEEEEEEE OMFG
Markiflier and Pliends at the Disco XD
Markiflier and Pliends at the Disco OMG LOVE UR FREAKING USER AND UR PROFILE PIC
Markiflier and Pliends at the Disco "yes this is all going on your face. have you looked in the mirror?" XD
its hard to chill and relax to asmr when your squaring up
Omg I'm dying 😂😂 also I love your username
Guys I love your names lmao 😂
+They Call Me Kpop Freak Haha thank you I love yours as well 😄
I'm just gonna be the army with the awkward pic and name
ayee so many kpop fans 😂😂
This is just my subconscious not my bitchy friend
lol honestly!!
Lmao
Same 😂
LITERALLY OMFG
this is me in general
can't sleep when my ass is being roasted
Squishy Toast But you're toast..?
Squishy Toast lol
More like toasted not roasted
Yara yura dizu
That's actually funny
If my self esteem did my make-up
for real 😂😂😂
would be worse lol
I love you if that helps❣️
@@koalakultofficial kind of sus tbh
Lmao
me the whole time: i'm sORRY
LMAO SAME
"lord in heaven we've got mor issues that i thought you already had" well dAMN
+Taylor Trash Yeah lmao
why do people talk like tHIS
+kim-chi emphasis
I was lowkey shook by this role play cause most of the insults u made were accurate😅😂
And I oop-
Same tho 😅
"You look like an egg"
EXCUSE ME IM VEG-
"A cruelty free egg"
That's better ma'am
Bro I was scrolling thru the comments and read yours EXACTLY as it was being said I-
Hannah not a Banana You're organic.
this is literally that one friend that everyone hates but no one wants to tell them so they just leave them in the group
truuueeee
Lol this is all of my friends but as a joke
we keep them in the group just to hate their guts =P
every group has some one like that
so tru
"Yes this is all going on your face god have you looked in the mirror " 😂😂😂 actually dead
Same😹😹😹😹😭😭😭
+Isabel Mendoza |-/
same😂😂
+Elladunhun YASSS I love u!! l-/
+Isabel Mendoza I'm literally trash
me: it's alright I'm just gonna watch it to relax im fine
me halfway through: I am a weak, ugly, organic egg
Maddie G. Looll I am dieddd
Maddie G. Hey- at least you have a significantly lower chance of giving people salmonella!
HAHAH
Maddie G. At least ur healthy, good for people, and nurturing.
Fuck I peed myself a little laughing at this comment!
"I don't wanna waste my good powder on you so we're gonna use the lid"
-Omfg😂
Hello M8 where tho ??
Andrea Martinez 4:10
When she pulled out the foundation I was like "I'm a black girl but okay."
Maya A. Best comment I've ever seen haha
Maya A. How to be a ghost 101
Maya A. Honestly I was like 'welp I guess it's okay to do white face now'
Maya A. I WAS ABOUT TO COMENT THAT LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
EwItsLily Roblox-Q&A'S-Drawing-And much more! Yes 😂😂😂😂😂 i love her
"Your face is so......"
*Is confused*
"Round"
*Laughs*
"You look like an egg*
*DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Good Vibes the pause cracked me up😂😂
peachyx xbitch don’t worry, you’re organic😂
A cruelty free, organic egg!
At 3:29 thank me later so I’m late tho I catch on to things slow😂
*contours cheeks forhead and jawline* what aBOUT MY FUCKING HUGE NOSE
Kelpo 😂
lol true
Kelpo MEEEE
Grace Webster Wow youre uncultured and inconsiderate she said my nose was fuckung huge and she skipped the nose in the contouring part youre supposed to contour the nose but she didnt thats why i asked jfc
Grace Webster mate that was really bad sarcasm
4:50 I fucking love her, she looked so focus when she said "this is art". She's so cute even when she tries to be mean lmao
4:24 the way she looks at the camera 😭😭
"A cruelty-free egg! You're organic" IM CRYING
+Every Snowphlake Is Secretly Papyrus Don't cry, craft
Every Snowphlake Is Secretly Papyrus don't cry craft!
Every Snowphlake Is Secretly Papyrus LOVE YOU SO MUCH
magic.unicorn.eats.souls ok you are so right ha 😂😂
Every Snowphlake Is Secretly Papyrus phammmmmmmily
"A cruelty free egg, you're organic" 😭😂I can't
ahahahahahha
im crying
+Nina Im lauging im cry its feels Like im die ( Melanie Martinez)
I died! Hahah omg she's so funny
+Kiki Smit *im laughing I'm crying it feels like I'm dying
I used to have a "friend" just like this. She would always tell me that if I needed help getting ready or had a date to go to she would love to do my make up. The first time I asked for her help was for prom. She didn't have a date and I asked her to help me get ready and she was all rainbows and smiles about it until she actually came over to "help" me. She continuously insulted me, pointed out my flaws, told me I needed a lot of work, ect. The makeup she did was decent and I ended up almost completely redoing it. The next time I asked for her help was for a date with the same guy that I went to prom with. I asked her to help me and she literally told me "you don't think dating this guy will last will you? I mean, you're clearly despite to try and hook up with this loser". I kicked her out of my house did what I felt was pretty and left for the date. Needless to say, that was 3 years ago. I'm engaged to that man who she said was a "loser" and he loves all my flaws ❤️
congrats girl ,always gotta take out the trash.
Oh she saw it on Facebook and about an hour later *conveniently* put a status up on her page saying "people shouldn't get married when they are young. It won't last. Lol I won't be there for them when it all crashes and burns" - or something similar to that, I can't remember exactly what she said...
Aw! Go you!! I'm glad someone like that is out of your life. You don't deserve that negativity. 💝
whoa
+Victoria Kososki she sounds very jealous and insecure.. what a toxic person you dont need that negativity in your life!
So many ASMR artists were either inspired or stole from this video lol
ur right
This was not only funny but it was very relaxing, thanks for the vid!
omg Lily!!!
Omg LILY!!
wow lily!!!
Lily!!
LILY ILYSM💖
"I don't wanna waste my good powder on you... So I'll use the lid." I DIED 😂
Hahaaaaa so funny
Lol, just read this as she said it. xD
Haha same
"Yes this is all going on your face have you looked in a mirror" 😂😂😂"you have such a big nose"😂😂😂
Dude I just saw a comment that said she looked like Barb from stranger things dude I'm crying
Luna Vail oshit she does lmao
this is Barb's personality if she would survive
wot in tarnation no, she does not
Bard was the best
@@judithcastillaacting barb was nice tho☹️
The comments section is awesome on this video
I know for once it's not cringy repetitive or annoying
Except for that Elliot guy in the top comment
Yeah haha I've laughed so much reading these comments.
+Maite Alves same 😂😂
+Maite Alves why?
"Can you please hold still?"
*Shakes head around like im having a seizure*
LizzieShaw ;-; umm yandere sim. is sooooo 2015. xD I'm kidding but pls stop the roleplaying...it's make ng me sick xD (not trying to be mean)
LizzieShaw me too
Pupylover06 Pupylover06 don't like it then stop watching them .. just saying not trying to be mean
My face is actually really round I feel attacked
sAME
* triggered *
But... You are "Cruelty free"
no worries dood ur organic
Same lol but we organic tho
Kayasmr welcome to your tape
Lol
Kim Maness 13 reasons why?
Lynn yes
13 reasons why WHO
Its a little difficult to try and sleep when I'm fighting a bitch in my head
OMG IM DED
Ellie LeMay 😂💀
Ellie LeMay I'm dead 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
How can i relax when i'm laughing my ass off
Kpop Trash is it really that funny?
Kpop Trash aYEEEEE THE8
candykook Ayeeeee
kpop is legit everywhere 😂
Kpopforever inmyhead OH MY GOD.. WHY ARE WE KPOP FANS EVERYWHERE😂😂💗💗
I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now
YES
I came here to be attacked and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Lmfao
I FOUND YOU
lmao
let's just contour that brendon urie forehead
c
1. YES AHSGSHS
2. How is that username not taken
breadbin urine
Scotland Biatch 😂😂😂😂
Tiara Conceivea bitch this is literally 5 months later but aYYY
yeehaw OMG BRENDON
I don't know if I should feel relaxed or offended. Or both. Maybe I'll just leave. Or stay. I'm so confused. Help. Me. Please.
Smol Suga profile picture is accurate to your mood
Rach Rules because its suga 😂
Smol Suga haha omg your profile pic! Totally agree that it goes with the situation 😂😂 I love suga
Smol Suga Armyyyyyy😜
kpoppppp tbh not a fan of exo only bts cause my babys jungkook, v, jimin & rap monster. literally everyone in bts ♥
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASMR IVE EVER SEEN IM ACTUALLY CACKLING
Savannah Worth SAME AHAHAJAJSJSJ
You should watch shane Dawson try😂
Why do I find being insulted relaxing...
Anita L same?...
Anita L it's weirdly relaxing
Anita L same!
You don't ever wonder what they really think about you. They'll tell you.
Anita L that sounds like a You problem
Turns on front camera.. Actually looks like an egg 🤦
Omg i love your channel! 😍😙💛
Sung Mook Just checked your channel, that foundation defenatly was the wrong shade🤦🏽♀️
I am an egg. 🥚 this offends me.
Nora Min her makeup looks bomb?
i was like im gonna start acting like this is for me as she was saying i had an egg head which is my biggest self image issue😂
"your forehead is fucking huge" OH! I'm sorry am I now brendon urie?! 😂😂😂
I HAVE FOUND ONE OF MY PEOPLE AHAHAHAH
Awkward Chicken HAHA FUCK
Lalamonkey I'M HERE
Awkward Chicken LOLOLOLOLO
Awkward Chicken 🤣😂OMG YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
shes legit the human version of the orange curly haired girl on ed edd and eddy
Amen
This is the funniest thing I've read all day xD LOL
Wasn't that Marie Kanker or something?
+Jade Chocoberry I think it's Mae, Marie is the one with blue hair if I'm not mistaken and Lee is the blonde dumb one lol
+Kawaiini Oh yeah, thanks!
Can you do a part 2
of this bc its like the best asmr video.
PART TWOOO!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Yes we need a part 2!!
🖒🖒 < me liking this comment
Yas!!
Yes!!
"Goshhh take a jokeeee" lmao me with my life.
"I don't wanna waste my good powder on you, sooo we're gonna use the lid" *nothings comes off* b**ch do u wanna leave me looking like a cruelty free egg 🍳 😂😂😂
Alexa James gh
"Let's try contour your massive forehead" **Instantly thinks of Brendon Urie**
UEVEUSVDI SAME !
true
Sjshwiwiwne same
Y E S
Lol!
"Let's try and contour your massive forehead." Excuse you, are you trying to say that all my band members left me and all I have left is my forehead?
That was a Brendon Urie reference, if no one got that
omg
savage
OH GOD THAT WAS PERFECT
STOP NO
Well, at least she’s a honest friend.
Big difference between being honest and an ass
Ziggily Smith was an obvious joke
Her: let's contour that massive forehead
Me: well, I didn't know I was Brendon urie
Salty Jacob Or Jacks films😂
MTRAWKS LITERALLY AHOUT TO COMMENT THE SAME THING
gab chill Wow😂👌🏻
SAME
Beeboo
damn finally some quality asmr (seriously I fucking love this)
Brandon Urine *panics at a disco.*
your user im yELLING
is it still me that makes you sweat Patd fan?!
Just a Girly Gamer YES HI YOU CALLED
is it still me that makes you sweat HELLO tHERE
this is the only asmr video were I watched all of it and didn't end up skipping
Yep.
Same
same
omg yes
same
5:39 why do I laugh so hard at this😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔
Dawn X omg I laughed so fucking hard I love this 😂💙
Her face had me cracking up hahah
400th like :)
"I mean to be honest, you kinda look like an egg" Me
Yato, chill
+shinigeki_no_free_haikyuu_dn Waddup Grell
Still chasing Bassy wbu
+shinigeki_no_free_haikyuu_dn Looking for friends
haha
6 years later and this video is still one of the most ICONIC ASMR videos of all time. Classic
Finally an Asmrist that know where the eyes nose and mouth is..
Not like this :
👃
👁️👄 👁️
LOVE these!!! The acting came across as so natural and funny :) loved the "tap tap tap tap" ☺️
And the dot dot dot dot haha Cx
samee 💖
When she said that I said "Okay Bob Ross."
TBH
you remind me of 80s molly ringwald
OMG YES I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
yes! omg I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Knew someone else thought the same thing as me!!!!
YES
Exactly!
lol this is the first bitchy asmr i've ever came upon and it's sooo cute xD "i don't wanna waste the good powder on you so we're gonna use the lid" lol
same
I feel like this has genuinely happened to me hahaha
+WhateverIsTrueASMR Haha
When was that?
+insta lame 4:10
"Can You not Knock my Stuff over for once?!"
*Knocks Perfume Off Table*
"Whoops."
*Tries to relax*
*sits up*
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME? WANNA FIGHT?
"I mean to be honest you look kind of like an egg" lmao
"A cruelty free egg! You're organic!"
+Panic! At The Phandom YOUR NAME I LIKE IT❤️
Kiki Smit THANK YOU!
My face literally looks like an egg 😂😂
+Panic! At The Phandom oh the phandom is everywhere 😂😂
I got a tampon ad before the video and my volume was on full so "TAMPAX GREAT FOR ON THE GO" waS BLASTED INTO MY EARS
Twenty! Øne Phandoms AHAHAHHAHAHAH IM CRYING
Twenty! Øne Phandoms IMG HAHAJAJSHAJAHAHAHA ME TOO
Twenty! Øne Phandoms praying for u🙏
Twenty! Øne Phandoms omg your username your profile pic omg your apart of my family |-/
Twenty! Øne Phandoms ME
You're so beautiful I wasn't even offended this whole time.
I'm surprised nobody has said "Simp" yet-
Boba Fett simep
Boba Fett *simp
OHMY GOD AT 8:25 PUT THE VOLUME UP IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE STEPPED ON LIKE A PLASTIC CHICKEN WTH
@@angelinaabelle yeahhh like one of those squeaky chicken thingys lol
this is how all my friends are anyway.
Then those aren't true friend
don't be friends with them eggs anymore
girl get out of there
I feel you
Get new friends?
*about to apply eyeliner*
"Close your eye... Close it... Close it... You don't trust me?"
Literally me when someone is doing my makeup 😂
+BaconWrapped Waffles45 omg 😂
xotwod ayee
tigana AYYYYYYEEE
Bishes Queen xotwod
Bishes Queen same 😂
8:25 Did anyone else hear that??
Occupation: Pro ASMR Watcher holy mother of whatever the fuck that was that scared me
bruh i thought it was a cat but does she even have one ??
Occupation: Pro ASMR Watcher I think it was her mouth when she went to go make the clicking with her tongue lol. I think it was her lips making a weird noise cx
Occupation: Pro ASMR Watcher i think it was a bird, if you hear closely, it sounds like birds in the morning.
@@angelinaabelle it was her mouth lmaoo
Hey aren't you that girl that got killed in Stranger Things?
Dr. Corvus this comment had me rolling on the floor laughing props to you 👍
lmao omg
Dr. Corvus BARB I'M YELLING
Luna Vail 💀💀 R.I.P barb she was so overprotective with Mike's sister
Barb😂
she looks like a character from ratatouille
Linguini! Ha
yes
But actually attractive
Your names 😂
+Harambe Helper name*
seems like a lot of attitude coming from someone without a beauty blender!
Destiny Grover OOOOOH GET FUCKIN REKT
Destiny Grover my literal queen
Destiny Grover drag her by the wig
You use a beauty blender but I see no beauty.
body shammer HAHAHA
*walks into room*
" lets just get some contour on that massive forehead "
*walks out of room*
MOM IM BRENDON URIE
OMG YES👌🏼I WANT TO BE BRANDON URIE
BEEBO IS LIFE
Jaimee Williams its not brANon its brEndon
Don't disrespect the king
you remind me a lot of sixteen candles era Molly Ringwald, super cute!!
Yes! I had the same thought
YES OMG
Yes :D
I was seriously just thinking this!!!
Yes!!
I COULDNT QUIT LAUGHING LONG ENOUGH TO RELAX 😂😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
#eggthuglife
ME TOO HAHA
me neither lol
+kylie b dat profile pic doe😂😂
I actually got mad at first because I don't like people talking shit to me but I realize it's a role play lol
Same lol. It started out like "uhm.." but in the end I was laughing.
Cloud Havenfall agreed
you took it too seriously lol
+Josh W Lmao why the fuck are you so angry? God damn man, stop acting so immature.
"YOUR ORGANIC!!"
You're*
MY ORGANIC WHAT!!
she kind of looks like La Roux.😍.
Yes! ❤❤
And molly ringwald
+Kandy Krush omg yes definitely!!! i was looking for this comment!
bitchy friend? more like my BEST fren I swear she's Like that but I still love her.
Sasusaku Assassin's |-/
Hunter |-/
+Sasusaku “Awsome-crispycandy” Assassin's what does that mean
Carlos Lopez what means what?
+Sasusaku “Awsome-crispycandy” Assassin's |- / what's that mean
"Take a joke."
My motto.
+Darran Murdoch stand up
+Sinnclair bruh 😂
Sam Pepper's* motto.
+contentjjigae we do not speak about that stain on the tablecloth of humanity
Its not him being negative, Its the the Truth being negative.
Where did you meet the guy?
Taco Bell
Okay that sounds kinda trashy even for you
💀💀😂
"A cruelty free egg. You're organic!" IM FUCKING DEAN OMG
That's supposed to say dead but i just realized they both mean the same thing.
Right when she said that I saw this comment lmao
+Genevieve De Los Santos this is officially the best comment I've ever read?
I'M FUCKING ANDY, NICE TO MEET YOU!
+Andy Bremner you are fucking yourself? you must be lonely. I am sorry
"So where'd you meet the guy?"
The library.
"Seems kinda trashy. Even for you."
Well fuck.
Destiel Winchester your picture matches the comment so well
Destiel Winchester DESTIEL
Destiel Winchester "So where'd you meet this guy?"
"Uhm... i was killing demons again."
Destiel Winchester DeStIeL
Destiel Winchester i love Supernatural i have evry seson so gar
i keep trying to imagine the face she talking about ... all that pops up is shrek 😕😕
Angel Ray XD
Angel Ray someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
I come off the surgery table lookin like frickin SHREK
Oh gawd 😂😂😂😂
Ankomanen It's a girl
"Let's try and contour your massive forehead" What, am I Brendon Urie now?
blah blah i love you forever know.
Damn, we have a savage in the house!
😂😂
I hate bunsnel
Ashley Ewalu Did I make a reference I didn't know about?
+Sollux Captor I love soul eater💙👻
+Trash Child (Pomo) their profile pic is from soul eater.
I love your makeup! I don't really do my makeup but, I would TOTALLY let you do my makeup if I wanted to wear some.
BTW AWESOME video! I love it!
Joan Colón
Colon
Raiyne_Daiyz Gaming Wha?
Joan Colón
I feel certain that you could be related to Christopher Columbus (original name: Christopher Colon)
Emma S I've been told by my family that I'm related to him as well
It's funny this is actually made me mad... Lol. Sigh my insecurities!!!
same fam
still surprisingly relaxing tho??
Haha me to I was like: 'What did you just say about me?!' and other stuff xD
hey let's keep it positive fam she doesn't actually know what u look like
Me too oml
Hard to believe this video is 7 years old… I remember who I was and what my life was like when I watched this back then. Time is FLYINGGGGG
A cruelty free egg
Omfg I'm dead
" your face is so round I've never seen and face so ... Round it looks like an egg " omg how can I relax when I'm dieing with laughter ahahaa
"your nose is fucking huge" I'M TRYING TO RELAX BUT I KEEP LAUGHING OMF THIS IS GREAT
I would have figured you would have had more subscribers for basically starting the "Bitchy (blank) Does your (blank)" meme
"ur nose it's fucking huge" i fell off my
bed
"Your head is so round like an egg! Uh a cruelty free egg. You're organic." Omg I love it! 😂
If you close your eyes you can get an image of Janis Ian from mean girls doing your makeup and putting eyeliner under your eyes.
Shaqira Shamah omg yes!! 💘
LORD YES
Shaqira Shamah why is there so many mean girl references 😂
Deleted User THEY FREAKING TOOK IT OFF NETFLIX!!! IM GONNA GO PUNCH A WALL NOW
PaygeGrace omg same!!! 😡😡
This is my comfort video, I always come back to it. 5 years watching this video already wkjaskajs I love this type of ASMR simple, cute and effective.
Sameeeeeee this was the first asmr video I ever saw so I always come back to it :’) it introduced me to asmr
Who else laughed?!😂 Best role play! Grammy award! this reminds me of Regina George.
hahaha she is literally Regina George hahaha 😂😂😂
Harambe Boondocks did you just say Grammy award
Regina George did she push you Infront of the bus or do you cross without looking both ways??
Harambe Boondocks YAS HUNEY
Regina George LMAOOOO
"Omg you're like Tyra Banks or something."
No, I'm Brendon fucking Urie.
That's my Boi don't knock my Boi Brendan
+Harambe Helper I'm not, I v love him too.
ily already
MakauIsTrash ayy, thanks 😂
Chloe Doyle omg hahsxbgff
I love these because i can relate to literally all the shit she says
Same
Same
Same
Me: Looks at the shade of the foundation
Me: NUH HUH HUH HONEY I DONT WANT A FOUNDATION 1000 TIMES LIGHTER THAN MY SKIN. Thank you.
In some weird and totally backwards way, the insults actually made me feel BETTER about myself rather than worse. I can't describe it.
It's like, there's no WAY that all of the insults could be true or that someone could really look that bad, so it kinda ends up doing this backwards thing and you end up laughing instead...
I'll just say TOTALLY! ;D if only I understood how you felt ;n;
When someone talks to me like this, I take it as jealousy so in a messed up way, I take it as a compliment lol
+Shelby Bubba (shelbybubba) same!
"you're like tyra banks or something" IM SCREAMING
"your face is so round...........you look kinda like an egg......A CRUELTY FRRE EGG YOURE ORGANICE" IM DONEBFJDBCND
HAHAAAHAHA
stfu dump ass bitch
+elliott yikes
Rhian Padilla fuck off