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Childhood Injuries Part II
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- Published on Feb 16, 2026
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Michael is the true mascot of this channel
No. Michael sucks in every way possible. He's necessary and you love to hate him... but he's more like the cheap crappy snack/souvenir you buy at an even to throw at people or on the field for celebrations/anger and not the mascot
@jordanc8499He is still the champion, the champion, the champion
@jordanc8499 I-I'M SCARED-
@jordanc8499 Oh God...
You throw shit at random people? Wow you asshole.
I see the budget has increased, the animation is stellar now!
Look out, Pixar Studios...
it doesnt even look that different
@alakazamlover4908only thing i noticed was the arms moving cleaner
🌚🌚
I’m comin for ya
More stories more stories, more stories
Beating the Tutorial in Driver was one of the best feelings as kid. I almost had a heart attack at that last Lap. Such a memorable moment, I can’t even remember much after.
Brewstew still posting after all these years is a real gift
A great gift
The greatest gift
The greatest of gifts
You do know it was only a month since his last video right?
He posts a new toon about every month dude. You should stop by more often and watch his stuff
Falling ass first on a picket fence would DEFINITELY be the 2nd worst thing to fall on ever, I can feel the pain through the screen 😭
.......whats the first.....
@alexandertelson3713 Broken glass and lava rock.
Surprised he even has kids after that
@alexandertelson3713Probably a roll crusher
The best part of Driver is getting hammered then playing "Drunken Driver"
5:09 the tutorial in Driver, it was brutal. Great game tho
New cartoon. Hell yeah!
"Gimme a hell yeah!"
@Kourtkilledkurthell yeah!
Hell yeah!!
can you tell him to do a collab with GradeAunderA
Hell Yeah
Part III IS A MUST
Well he might not have anymore stories about getting hurt
@russellcastellanos8659 He said at the end of the video that if you want to hear more stories of him getting himself hurt to just let him know in the comments. He asked, so he has more stories, otherwise he wouldn’t have asked. This guy is just saying do a part 3. I agree with that. Part 3 is a must.
“Did u get assassinated did u get shot with a rifle” 💔
6:32 JFK A MAN OF GLORY REFERENCE
Cant even spell reference right 💔
@bird765oh well
3:50 more like a collective “holy hell is that kid dead?”
1:30 Michael said if I'm going down then everybody's going down with me.
This one had me in tears man. The bike dragging behind him. Too damn funny. I also had the orange mongoose
Napolean Dynamite his a55!
Brewstew is one of the only Animation channels that hasn't fell off
Yeah like Alex Clark and Odd1s out are shadows of their former selves
Fr
2/3 of the injuries in this video were caused by him falling off
And most likely never will!
@blakek.4378 odd1s out is still good last i watched him, he just makes longer videos and is likely struggling to find topics
Alex clark i havent seen post a storytime in forever
0:11 i love how he HAD to specify that it was metaphoric XD
amazing video
i NEEEEEEEEEEEEED more
@gorg-cp9zxhe didn’t “specify” it was a metaphor he was directly saying he, as a kid in the 90’s. If you think he was using a metaphor because he said “as a kid” that would be a simile not even a metaphor, and he quite literally was a kid in the 90’s. There’s no metaphor whatsoever
@ambsanshz16, he is referring to the board. "3 More Times I Ate Shit (metaphorically)"
@ambsanshz160:15 is the metaphor he's talking about
U 3:45 u9oi
Definitely want to see a part 3
5:41 That bike spoke animation is hypnotic.
Absolutely! Make more of these. Gives me nostalgia from when I was a kid
Your childhood stories are classics
That fence was in league with the monkey bars at my elementary school in the 70s...my foot slipped off a wet standing bar, and I went all legs akimbo down to the bar.... lost my virginity to that bar 😱. My cousin experienced similar with a boy's bike, when the seat suddenly came loose as she hit a huge bump. I dunno what the world had against us, but so many of us lost our innocence (and a lot of blood) to do many random items in the community. 👀
7:06 the burp made a phenomenal ending😭🙌🏾
The twitching @ 3:41 😂😂😂
We need part 3. You have to have some injury stories about climbing trees, or playing king of the hill. Every childhood has one.
When you hear "Alright" it's always a good night. Watching in Glasgow Scotland
Cheers
Oh hell yeah I'm from Scotland too hell yeag fellow scotsman
Scotland forever!!
@AwesomeYena SCOTLAND FOREVER
As a kid who also grew up in the 90s, and also hurt himself abunch and was told to walk it off.... yes I need more of these cause it is a complete walk down painful memory lane
Just what I needed after the week starting like crap
7:00 More stories please
Real
Yes more stories please.
Hell to the yeah!
Hell yeah Brother 🤘🏻🤘🏻@MrEightImmortals
@Dphillip2929Another person of class 🤘🏻🤘🏻
More stories about getting hurt please. That last was the best.
1:50 OOOOH! NNNNNNNNeeeeeAah.
I felt that(not literally but All males would feel the same if we did that)
7 months later for a part two
Worth the waiting
All of these childhood shenanigans and injuries I can totally relate to. Part three would be great.
Now do a Driver playthrough. Maybe with a magical internet box you can find out what a slalom is.
I about died at 6:23 lol
The animation looks SOO much cleaner than a couple years back. Tyler has come a long way 👍
Part 3 button👇
Replying so this comment gets more attention
He has 24 hours
Comment vulture
Bro missed the like button. A like farmer that can't even do it's job
Part 3
Childhood injuries were something else. I remember my bike chain popped off when I was standing up pedaling and I flipped over the handlebars and completely skinned my elbow
That’s nothing compared to his story’s
@RalmanzaYeah I have some better ones but that’s the first injury I thought of
i did this but i flipped so hard i bruised my coochie, my legs and arm😂😂😂
Ah the baseball one brings back memories. One time I was practicing baseball with my dad as a kid. I pitched him the ball and he hit a line drive directly into my face. I somehow managed to turn my head at the last moment so it hit me in the side of my face/cheek, but it definitely hurt like heck.
Never could play baseball again after that. It made me afraid of the ball in a deep PTSD way that I could never shake.
I unlocked the Slalom by accident on Driver and let me tell you it felt great to actually play the game. In case you don't know it's weaving in and out of the pillars one end to the other.
Felt the same way. It’s a great game. But if you thought the Parking Garage was tough, wait till you get to the final mission “The Presidents Run” that level is just pure survival and luck.
I had to look it up in Slalom in the freaking dictionary like a nerd lmao
@FortuneFumblesYT No kidding! Watching the credits roll after that mission was very satisfying. What a difficulty spike!
How does someone not know what a slalom is? O wait, in the US people only pull up really hard or just turn left 😂
Hell yea! Part 3! Keep em coming!
I love how this channel hasn’t changed over the years. It feels like it’s the only thing that is genuine on yt
TYLER DROPPED WE ARE SO BACK!
5:13 I like the bottom cheat code. My favourite out of all of them
Fair
Michael with The Scottie Pippen Bulls Jersey! Nice! 😂😂😂
Thank you Tyler. Who else needed this today?
I love these stories.
Used to do king of the hill on giant 10-15 foot tall ice/snow piles in the winter at the local grocery store parking lots
This one made me go more "oough...." than the last one. a total of 3 compared to the .5 of the last one.
Got me feeling the pain.
You’re the closest thing I have to a dad. Thanks for not leaving to get the milk
I am dead laughing, and then I feel horrible because these are stories of your actual life.
too good, thank you for sharing.
Need a part 3
You already know it’s a good day when brew stew uploads
OMG!!! Yes!! Driver!!! My bud and I spend HOURS in that garage level!!!
We need a part three
3:22 I remember when I played T-Ball, I was in the outfield and I got squared straight in the face by a pop fly, I played the rest of the game because nobody cared 😂
Lmao when I was playing my teammate nailed me right in the forehead with a fastball while we were warming up before the game 😭 coach told me to walk it off
A kid on my team was practicing swings and another kid stepped in the way and took the bat on his eye😑
Miss those days. Builds character.
We definitely need part 3
Everytime me and my family do our long drive up to Canada (16 hours) we always listen to Brewstew while driving
Feels nice to watch Brewstew again after a while^^
Same thing happened in gym class with me. We had to do soft ball and when I was up to bat, the light from the sun was in my eyes and I swung to early. The ball hit me square on the cheek.
0:38
My god! The animation is outta this world!
I swear you and I had nearly the exact same childhood.
Reminds me of when we used to swing as high as we could on a swing set just to see who could fling themselves the furthest and not die.
Had forgotten all about Driver's driving lessons. Thanks for unlocking that repressed memory.
Because of this dude, I know use six ways to Sunday
I'd love to hear more about this. I legit thought you were going to tell us you landed on the ladder itself. I can't imagine that would be any better than landing on a picket fence.
definitely need a part III
FINALLY, BREWSTEW DROPPED
4:49 a slalom of course
seriously what the fuck is a slalom tho 😭
It's a race where you move around obstacles @ToastedPistachio
Getting a new BrewStew upload gives me the same feeling I get when I step into a warm bath
I'm glad I'm not the only one who couldn't get past the tutorial in Driver
It was a good game for it's time.. and yes sorry I did get passed the tutorial/garage.
Actually the tutorial was acedently out on the hardest difficulty
I beat the entire game. The last stage is absolutely insane.
1:35 damn Micheal... you almost killed the man
i’d do it again.
@michael-2817I’m going to tell your stepdad that your poop in the kitchen again
@michael-2817hey michael can i have your holographic charizard for this energy card and a bike found in a river
@michael-2817fucking take it or leave it
I love the fact that Brewstew still does his og art style
Make a childhood injuires part 3 please 😎
That Driver game tutorial was a huge pain for everyone who played that game. It’s funny to because during the actual game you don’t use half the things the tutorial made you do.
I loved playing driver when I was a kid, I was like 5 and I was beating the garage mission.
2:00 Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Love it
Fuckin' nice!
Ba-dum tis ❤
Hahaha 🤘🏻😂 @fxman9071
im a lil mad @ myself 4 laughin so dam hard @ this awful cheap shot! 🙂
Finally and ofc front yard wrestling
Driver tutorial was absolute hell
Thank you for the upload!!
Saw the notification and forgot this guy still existed. Haven’t seen BrewStew in so long
Please for the love of god give us part 3 soon!
How the hell do you have kids?? 2:05
That's what I'm thinking
the butt -- natures air bag 🙂
They’re adopted!
To be fair he didn’t say that both of his private areas were impaled meaning that it is entirely possible that one of them remained unharmed thus resulting in him being able to reproduce.
Honestly it's one in a hundred, but I love when Michael walks away with a W
Tyler we could listen to these stories all week
I was honestly a bit freaked out by the fact when this video released, and Brewstew was talking about when he had the ladder match at .. 4:30 on a tuesday... is exactly when he posted this..
About the pedel-less bike, that's actually how I actually learned how to ride a bike, we uninstalled the pedals on the bike so I could learn to balance myself on it. I just pushed myself forward on the bike using my feet. It was actually pretty fun! Eventually I got a neurotypical bike and rode that like every other kid.
The ladder match was hilarious. I would love to see a part 3!!
2:26 ouchieeyyss
01:05 so it's like money bank wwe
Yes
No shit haha 😂
Its WWF damn you! 👴🏻
I relate so hard with the Driver part. I had to get my cousin to complete the tutorial every time I deleted my save, because I also had no idea what a slalom was at the time. Good times lol, thankfully Driver 2 didn't have such a difficult tutorial
Well that's one way to stop 6:10
Pierce the veil mentioned
I love brewstew, always brightens my day and makes me laugh!
We need a part 3 for sure
Love the stories
1:40 michael is just like me, oh my God, I had the same idea and did the same thing to my friend, I'm dying. I already left it in the comment, but this is too funny
Surprisingly you survived all of those injuries
6:18 Part 1 reference.
4:25 Driver 2 was ridiculous to play😪
Bro do you remember like the Havana track where you have the police and you just go straight and hit that big ass jump
Me and my brother loved driver 2. My nana had the ps2 at the time when we played it
The ladder matches sound absolutely amazing and like the perfect way to spend time as kids in the 90’s
As a 90s kid. Yes I want more videos of you eatting it. Because it’s funny and relatable. Fun fact: A mongoose bike about made me lose a testicle as a kid. That middle bar of pain. Anywho. Good stuff keep it up
I was a single mom with 2 boys who grew up in the 90's. We were the house that all the kids hung out at because we had food, and I was always at work. There are so many stories I heard MUCH later! Your videos always bring back great memories, and make me LMAO!!❤✌(My kids too)
Don't you love the stories that come 20 years later? 😂
My son has enlightened several times over the years! 😄❤
I wish this comment was the top one and not the ai generated thirst trap ones. This is real😎
You need to share those stories alright
Driver was awesome! It was like a preview of what GTA was going to be in a few years
The goat is back!