Ice cave: I am the hardest cave in the game Schwalbe: Rides through the cave on a danger noodle not getting attacked by any of the dinosaurs inside Ice cave: Am I a joke to you?
Don't let your guard down tho, sometimes creatures hit you a few times when using the arthro. And using weapons on the arthro will aggro wild creatures
He puts effort in his video, takes him a long time to put the extra commentary in just to get someone watching this a laugh or a 😃, U deserve every like in this world ma dude👌
Me “Oh boy, it’s the dreaded yeti cave! No way I’ll ever beat that cave....” See’s a danger noodle crawl in not getting attacked by anything -lip smack- Wow
You could tame high level dire wolf by going to the hardest cave which is the Ice Cave you just need to kill him and get his implant now go to an obelisk to revive him but cost 30 amber make sure on the obelisk make a trap for it or just ready your bolas... I hope this helps
ALL THIS TIME... ALL. THIS TIME...I’VE BEEN USING 120 TRANQ DARTS...AAAAND TURNS OUT, YOU FEED IT. NOT FORCE FEED. You are helpful. Schwabs. Thats why Im a fan.
Every time I see or hear an arthopleura I get the chills every time ;-; halp me pls Also when you started to run from the giga the feces came right on time XD
Schwalbe, you can do the same with an Araneo and you can attack land creatures without them agroing on you except for Onyc. But if you attack the creatures yourself whilst on the back of the Araneo, they agro.
I did this cave on easy with a 180 wolf that had an asc flak helmet from the admins with 1400 dura and 1300 armor. We fought most of the things and halfway out after getting the artifact his helm broke and he almost died (bruh 5 yetis 10 onycs and another 10 wolves of crazy levels is too much for him) then we fell in freezing water. I took his implant and helm before dying and respawning. He was still alive because he was out of render so i requested him. I was on casual so i still had the artifact, and now the wolf is safe and recovered :D
Funny Story though... I went into the Central Cave to tame a Megalosaurus.It took me so long to find a level 30 so I leave game and save just in case something gone wrong. Then I came back everything reset!😂
I looked up the centipede’s (AKA arthopleura) stats on the dododex and it does 127.89 damage for a melee attack and 213.15 for its acid attack. Pretty good is I say do myself, but this is coming from a guy who never tamed a centipede.
I play on medium not hard, but I have a compound bow that deals 1007 damage. I got it from the basalosaur hunt pursuit. I would think for your difficulty that isn’t that great. But it isn’t terrible. I don’t know how high you can get it, but I’m sure you can do better.
Thank you, u helped me a lot :) i tamed the Vibomir(Gryphon) With the soothing balm and 17 allosaurus kibble :) Have you any Gryphons? If u have, write a name of it. You’re the best. And your videos is very cool too.
This literally helped me on my last save, i got a compound bow. The problem is, I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO FIRE THEM. it taught me on my current save tho, im only just starting. I have a dimorph, a trike, a dilo, and a dodo, im a lvl 24.
You know its surprisingly easy to just run in and grab the artifact and run back out, well for me it is usually after i grab the artifact most of the stuff chasing me sometimes despawn for some reason
Lmao u can just go in with a wolf and run btw in the start if u get tre things to agro on u u can go to a place where they despawn and tada easy artifact. Btw yes it is a good now if u just spam arrows Quick.
Ice cave: I am the hardest cave in the game
Schwalbe: Rides through the cave on a danger noodle not getting attacked by any of the dinosaurs inside
Ice cave: Am I a joke to you?
Just that annoying Kid you like for some reason schwalbe is a girl?
@Just that annoying Kid you like for some reason its a gurl?
@Just that annoying Kid you like for some reason youre talking about the character isnt?
Dehydrated Water I didn’t cheese it, turns out shooting it up was a good option.
Yes, she is a girl, I mean, the constant girl avatar in every game is a give away
Schwalbe: *shoots giga
Giga: git gud
Schwalbe: *pikachu's face :0
Lol
Canyadiggit
😂😂😂
@Damari Sutton no one cares
@Damari Sutton what your a savage XD
Schwalbe: shoots giga
Giga: Congratulations, you played yourself
The arthro is the perfect mount for the ice cave just bring an otter for the warmth and an arthro and you’re fine
And 2 or 1 piece of asnd fur
My game crashed and my otter is not in my body after that i dismount and get attack by a yeti
You should never shoot a giga lol, no matter how far you get, they catch up to you in like five giant steps.
They don't even make steps, they fly over to you
Wade Wilson ikr
Actually there legs are stuck its not even working properly just look at the mobile gigantosaurus legs
Gigas are big pussies
I have an extra chromosome go ahead and go near one see what happens for your self
I eat danger noodles for breakfast, lunch, and DINNER!
Armoured noodles:
Damnation
Don't let your guard down tho, sometimes creatures hit you a few times when using the arthro. And using weapons on the arthro will aggro wild creatures
why wasnt enything aggroing to her
Kovu YT because she simply did not hit anything
@@hiyokosaionji8506 oh ok
TheChozen_Nub how do you know that.
I'm pretty sure this feature is removed by now..
He puts effort in his video, takes him a long time to put the extra commentary in just to get someone watching this a laugh or a 😃, U deserve every like in this world ma dude👌
When I ride my megalosaurus and attack stuff nothing reacts back lol. Ark “Yes creatures from that cave are confirmed thanos THANK YOU”
Schwalbe: blitzes yetis and wolves out of reality with arthropluera
Arthopluera: "I am....inevitable."
Ok that thing totally scared me half to death like what the heck
Please be more specific, what thing lol?
Wasabi X the arthro
WaSaBi X It’s the Arthro duh? What else could be creepy in the vid than a obsidian looking danger noodle
Midnight Moon r/woooosh
Wasabimir r/wooooosh
17:29 - 19:01
*ArthO mOVEMEnt IntEnsIfIES*
Man not only are danger noodles the creepiest thing in the whole game but they can slither through that cave like it’s a slither in the park
I started dying when you said “oh no! Danger noodles!”
Edit: ima call Arthropluera and titanaboa noodles now
Awesomedude 422 no one cares
@@wasabimir952 lmao
Me oof, I was expecting a comeback XD
Wasabi X I don’t care that you don’t care.
Awesomedude 422 .shouldve said no u
Me “Oh boy, it’s the dreaded yeti cave! No way I’ll ever beat that cave....” See’s a danger noodle crawl in not getting attacked by anything
-lip smack- Wow
Schwalbe: hello mamoth
Giga: For me ???
U know what ur doing next....GIGA TAMING
He has like 3 gigs?
Edit: I mean ‘she’ :/
that was on her previous save she doesnt have any now
Sevlin Aanensen Oh ok.
@@wasabimir952 assuming genders much?
Bic Boi calm ur horses boi, she’s told me on her server that she’s a woman.
as a brutal player that bow is good
also what is that enable turrent thing when you open artho inventory?
slemany RUclips it makes them shoot acid instead of run up and bite things
Schwalbe: the water takes us away a lot of health
Arthro: ejem, takes me away
“Terrified screams” man these are classics
The song at 5:03 I started listening to it a lot
Thanks schwables
What’s the song called
Schwalbe: walking towards the obslsk
Giga: ho you’re approaching me?
*giga menacing*
It’s hilarious how Schwalbe Gives the creatures a name
I am definitely naming my Arthro on mobile Armoured Noodle. Also the Giga at the end tho 😂
You could tame high level dire wolf by going to the hardest cave which is the Ice Cave you just need to kill him and get his implant now go to an obelisk to revive him but cost 30 amber make sure on the obelisk make a trap for it or just ready your bolas...
I hope this helps
22:57 Sees the coming giga and farts.
Schwalbe: Goes into caves without caring
Me: No I am emotionally attached to my dinos and if one of them dies I will be very sad
Same here
I love that fact, that on 4:10 snake dies with snake from mgs sound)) Shwalbe, I laughed a lot, LMAO)
Schwalbe: shoots gigs
Giga: so u have chosen death
Man! I love this upbeat song!! Heck ya! Rock dat beat boiiiii
ALL THIS TIME... ALL. THIS TIME...I’VE BEEN USING 120 TRANQ DARTS...AAAAND TURNS OUT, YOU FEED IT. NOT FORCE FEED.
You are helpful. Schwabs. Thats why Im a fan.
Tamed a caution ramen and slithered through the ice cave
You sneky snek
You’re an absolute mad lad! This was awesome 👏🏻
Every time I see or hear an arthopleura I get the chills every time ;-; halp me pls
Also when you started to run from the giga the feces came right on time XD
Just the thought that guy realized he was lost and slept the night and never woke up.
this is like walking in a very secure bank in england holding a cup of tea
Schwalbe, you can do the same with an Araneo and you can attack land creatures without them agroing on you except for Onyc. But if you attack the creatures yourself whilst on the back of the Araneo, they agro.
22:56 Watchers:RUN GIRL RUN
Giga: I GOT YOU HOMIE!
that giant ape at the end scares me lol
Shes just standing there menacingly!!!😨
the cave: airplane security
Artho: can i pls pass
the cave: no
artho: wiggles
The cave: NOOOOO
I’m late so I don’t know what to comment... I’ll just say best caving vid I’ve seen XD
I did this cave on easy with a 180 wolf that had an asc flak helmet from the admins with 1400 dura and 1300 armor. We fought most of the things and halfway out after getting the artifact his helm broke and he almost died (bruh 5 yetis 10 onycs and another 10 wolves of crazy levels is too much for him) then we fell in freezing water. I took his implant and helm before dying and respawning. He was still alive because he was out of render so i requested him. I was on casual so i still had the artifact, and now the wolf is safe and recovered :D
Hi Bro nice video you are doing good job don’t stop and I belive one day you well have more than 1m subscribers GLHF TO YOU!!!
And Yetis are so terrifying look at their faces
Funny Story though... I went into the Central Cave to tame a Megalosaurus.It took me so long to find a level 30 so I leave game and save just in case something gone wrong. Then I came back everything reset!😂
Is that actually a crying emoji?
Schwable: (sees giga)
Schwable: AWW S**T HERE WE GO AGAIN
You can kill the other creatures while sneaking with an arthropluera , they won’t even attack you back, well except the onyc
I looked up the centipede’s (AKA arthopleura) stats on the dododex and it does 127.89 damage for a melee attack and 213.15 for its acid attack. Pretty good is I say do myself, but this is coming from a guy who never tamed a centipede.
Noko Productions arthropleura was a millipede not a centipede
Beverage Fissure it is a millipede, but I just referred to it as a centipede.
@@St4rBurst04 that graph says its for wild creatures only
23:04 scary shit, poor Schwalbe
Me: MIKE! what's next on our to tame list!?
Mike: umm the danger noodle
Also me: 😩more bugs...
What I would do if I saw that Giga would be way better then your way watch this
Me: shoots Giga with fabricated pistol rapidly
Giga: really?
Me: ⚰️
Tho scorpions and sneks (i didnt misspell i did that on purpose) will agro on you even if you have bug repellent
22:22 lol Purlovia
Guves me the chills too
ITS HERE MY FAVORITE RUclipsR BECOME AGENT! ^_^
I love your theme music you include in your vids
Schwab:*shot to the giga
Giga:*missed shot
Schwab:👌:v
Giga:😈
Schwab:*the lion sleep to night song
" Glorified spaghetti"
I laughed so damn hard 😂
Same🤣
I play on medium not hard, but I have a compound bow that deals 1007 damage. I got it from the basalosaur hunt pursuit. I would think for your difficulty that isn’t that great. But it isn’t terrible. I don’t know how high you can get it, but I’m sure you can do better.
I play brutal and any compound bow above 1k dam is pretty good
Skye Nicole ikr its so frustrating using compound bow with 1k damage with god console 🤣
Compound bow with high damage is God of sniping enemy Dino’s
Cool bow
Glen Balok mine got over 1100 dmg though, n of course its from The pursuit,Huh Lucky enough?
Scwable: shots giga
Giga: come here you litle human
Scwable: hears footsteps
Giga: keching up
Scwable:welll fu**
15:59 noone:
Not even a single soul:
Not even me:
Not even animals:
Not even god:
Not even bugs:
Schwalbe:WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
That bow is amazing
Thank you, u helped me a lot :) i tamed the Vibomir(Gryphon) With the soothing balm and 17 allosaurus kibble :) Have you any Gryphons? If u have, write a name of it. You’re the best. And your videos is very cool too.
I have like 8 Griffins. My main one is Daeseron
Oscar ARK Gryphons...
The bow is decent for hard difficulty but usually you wanna aim for a 1000+ dmg bow
The Metal Gear Solid scream had me dead lmaoooo
Greatest ending to the episode
I was lvl 70 and i went to that snow cave and the glitch that syntac said that you can get lvl 300+ creatures i saw a lvl 500 wolf i tamed it lol OP
You should name it Super spicy danger noodle!
1:08 nice names that is what i will call them from now on
Schwable: i need arthro to finish strong cave
Me: *watches video how to speedrun strong cave*
Also me: nah F*** arthros
This literally helped me on my last save, i got a compound bow. The problem is, I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO FIRE THEM. it taught me on my current save tho, im only just starting. I have a dimorph, a trike, a dilo, and a dodo, im a lvl 24.
Yeah i can never seem to use them i just keep pressing buttons to see what happens, i also keep forgetting how to
@@rednaaaaa9234 you'll need metal arrows first off. You unlock those wayy later
@@kanyejackson6809 ye I figured this out the day after I posted this but I don't play ark mobile anymore cuz my iPad is fried ):
@@rednaaaaa9234 damn that sucks. Ark is literally taking all of my free time I don't do much else but play thid
This is the smartest thing I’ve seen all year
Litterly no one:
Not even a single soul:
Schwable:ima tame a unicorn before I do ice cave
That’s not a danger noodle
*thats a danger leg noodle*
Yoooo he’s back at it again
Scwalbs is actually a girl, mind you.
That ending lol
u should have as many likes as subscribers u deserve it
A FROZEN BODY? man that’s just cold
The end was so anticlimatic🤣
You could use the big fat spider it work just like atro
You know its surprisingly easy to just run in and grab the artifact and run back out, well for me it is usually after i grab the artifact most of the stuff chasing me sometimes despawn for some reason
I will begin follow ur first season from the beginning
Lmao u can just go in with a wolf and run btw in the start if u get tre things to agro on u u can go to a place where they despawn and tada easy artifact.
Btw yes it is a good now if u just spam arrows Quick.
A great vidéo 👌
Tbh that jumpscare got me good XD
ok
Love it and ur vids
Yeah man, the first and last time I went up the snow mountain I was like, huh big Dino as I was riding my eagle. Died in like 2 seconds.
Schwalbe: SUPER SPEED GO Me: *has flashback of flash comic book I read in fith grade* LMAO I had a FLASHback of a FLASH book haha. Get it?
3:46 i like that bendy sound
the arthro noodle centipede thingy can scale through anything easily
Luv ur vids 👍
So when is the base tour hmmmmm!?
Mika Bakker watch the two video then schwalbe was building his base
THE BIG Macer boi i want to see his full base she did not show all of it
Mika Bakker u called her a him then a she
Me II I’m pretty sure Schwalbe is a female, i mean, the constant female characters is a dead giveaway
Mika Bakker watch her vids smartass.
It’s a pretty high tier bow 1k damage is the most I’ve had
Armored bug thing:YOU WILL NEVER GET PAST ME!
Shwalbes:(Shoots,knocks,& tames the thing)
A.b.T:I Love you master!
Shwalbs:😏
What a terrible ending. Lmaooo. I knew you f’d up when you shot at it.
Lol love the ending
Actually the bats won't afro cause apparently they count as bugs so bug repellent works for them
if you attack a creature with your sword or with an other weapon from the arthro it will attack you so be careful
Yesssss