Family Guy - Quagmire And Joe Shoot Peter

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025
  • Family Guy - Quagmire And Joe Shoot Peter

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  • @murdaco
    @murdaco 5 лет назад +2337

    1:33 Peter said everything exactly right

    • @chrisko2441
      @chrisko2441 5 лет назад +118

      I know him from Home Alone.

    • @rosaroque3376
      @rosaroque3376 5 лет назад +28

      He coming back in the Netflix movie The Irishman

    • @TheDarkarrow7
      @TheDarkarrow7 5 лет назад +15

      I know him from Home Alone, My Cousin Vinny and Lethal Weapon 2

    • @thenoobhouse2232
      @thenoobhouse2232 5 лет назад +4

      I know him from Fortnite

    • @Nick-pv3gp
      @Nick-pv3gp 5 лет назад +22

      He said you don’t know him because i’m 14 and I am 14 wtf

  • @Fireyninjadog
    @Fireyninjadog 8 дней назад +1152

    To those who don't know who joe pesci is, he's Harry from home alone

    • @pjpj1899
      @pjpj1899 6 дней назад +121

      And if you are 14 you'll see him in goodfellas in a few years

    • @theastonvillaseal585
      @theastonvillaseal585 6 дней назад +10

      Iconic

    • @burnthompson286
      @burnthompson286 6 дней назад +8

      Tell me. Tell me I’m funny.

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 6 дней назад +24

      Honestly if you don't know who he is you're probably a toddler

    • @eaglev230
      @eaglev230 6 дней назад +7

      Yoh shouldn’t even have toy comment who he is…..sad era we live in.

  • @johnroebetvista1992
    @johnroebetvista1992 5 лет назад +1444

    The ending was so dark... Jeez

    • @ryanmatthews3609
      @ryanmatthews3609 5 лет назад +34

      Yeah more darker then screams of silence

    • @Reippa
      @Reippa 5 лет назад +48

      Go watch Pokemon.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 лет назад +75

      I would have ended it with Lois rolling Peter into a euthanasia clinic. Now that's dark.

    • @FranklyF
      @FranklyF 5 лет назад +8

      Ash Ketchum1318 “You’re dark, Rog.”
      “I don’t care.”

    • @sirblitzo3373
      @sirblitzo3373 5 лет назад +1

      True that 🌯🤖🌯😎

  • @renatolaranja52
    @renatolaranja52 6 лет назад +1507

    Fun fact: Joe's bodyguard was actually his bully back in the day.

    • @fyfyi6053
      @fyfyi6053 5 дней назад +35

      Fun fact: Family Guy after season 5 is awfuI.

    • @labradoodle1886
      @labradoodle1886 4 дня назад +8

      Fun fact: uhh

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 3 дня назад

      @@fyfyi6053 fun fact only normies complain about stupid stuff like how good or awful family guy is.
      it was always awful, since season 1 it was bad. its never been good. shut up about "family guy bad" "early season of The Simpson good" nobody cares nerd. touch grass

    • @ShrangleTV
      @ShrangleTV 3 дня назад

      fun fact masturbating with a knife is dangerous

    • @NiteshadeX2
      @NiteshadeX2 День назад +1

      Steelio Cantos?

  • @spork24601
    @spork24601 6 лет назад +4054

    Every single one of your videos has the last 30 seconds covered up with cards.

    • @VDIanimationzgaming
      @VDIanimationzgaming 6 лет назад +191

      spork24601 move the video down a little with you thumb and they disappear

    • @lucnilis6622
      @lucnilis6622 6 лет назад +28

      @@VDIanimationzgaming than the video get black (for me at least)

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 6 лет назад +49

      Mungo bro wtf?

    • @1truthbegettingtold275
      @1truthbegettingtold275 6 лет назад +33

      @Pusfilth I agree with Mungo. What are you? Some kind of pro-homosexual easily offended liberal? If so I'm not surprised. The uploader obviously has a set of behavioral issues which one of includes not being able to perceive how others perceive him, as exhibited in his carelessness of trying to get his other videos watched at the end. While covering up the last critical 30 seconds we saw in the thumb nail. Yeah we mad.

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 6 лет назад +5

      truth be getting told want to fight irl?

  • @riley8704
    @riley8704 5 лет назад +1023

    "Peter, that's not where you do a raspberry."

    • @yeanogaming1193
      @yeanogaming1193 5 лет назад +18

      What is a raspberry

    • @stayhydratedkingsqueens
      @stayhydratedkingsqueens 5 лет назад +52

      @@yeanogaming1193 it's like a motorboat noise with your mouth lmao

    • @jayxterrell467
      @jayxterrell467 5 лет назад +51

      Joshua Ortega Yes for example “ I motorboat my wife’s big fake tits.”

    • @thebigbadbull8484
      @thebigbadbull8484 5 лет назад +9

      @@brodiewaldrop4784 well looks like just you and me shadow (shadow walks into bar) SHADOW!

    • @brodiewaldrop4784
      @brodiewaldrop4784 5 лет назад +2

      @@thebigbadbull8484 thats a good one

  • @eb4555
    @eb4555 5 лет назад +2143

    “We now RETURN to Saving Private Ryan, with no commercial interruption, brought to you by Mazda.”
    How the hell are we returning if there aren’t any interruptions?
    EDIT: Thanks for the likes. I get the joke is that it’s an ad now, you can stop.

    • @goofybutserious4807
      @goofybutserious4807 5 лет назад +44

      Grammar Nazi,
      I'm the Common sense Nazi.

    • @squitlertron
      @squitlertron 5 лет назад +19

      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @S3iZuReTyMe
      @S3iZuReTyMe 5 лет назад +49

      how do you misquote a video you JUST watched? It said "brought to you without commercial interruption by MAZDA" thats why it was funny when he said "zoom zoom"

    • @gigatraudl6443
      @gigatraudl6443 5 лет назад +8

      @XAndroid1 but it was no "commercial interruption"

    • @squidward8888
      @squidward8888 5 лет назад +4

      Thats the joke

  • @Ph4r4oh_444g
    @Ph4r4oh_444g 6 лет назад +4113

    “He was masterbating with a knife” 😂🤣😭💀

  • @cyronara2344
    @cyronara2344 5 лет назад +606

    "He's a great God father to Susie"
    Me: So he can bang her when she turns 18

    • @gambler942
      @gambler942 5 лет назад +30

      Plus quagmire is a good godfather for Susie but he is not a good father for his children

    • @Drehirth
      @Drehirth 5 лет назад +33

      He said after she was born “hard to believe she’s already 18”

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 5 лет назад +14

      adams darwins because Quagmire can’t bang his biological children...

    • @gambler942
      @gambler942 5 лет назад +2

      @@AdmiralBison hah Lol

    • @gustavolopes5094
      @gustavolopes5094 4 дня назад +1

      ​@@gambler942He was pretty good to Courtney. Shame she hasn't come back yet.

  • @aceorb1996
    @aceorb1996 5 лет назад +528

    Peter being a terrible person is finally catching up to him

  • @jitfunnyong_5002
    @jitfunnyong_5002 6 лет назад +416

    He could've hang out with Clevland

    • @lenchis307_3
      @lenchis307_3 6 лет назад +99

      He was doing the cleveland show

  • @aarxn4259
    @aarxn4259 5 лет назад +171

    2:38 “FBI, open up!!!”

    • @r.d.ramirez9157
      @r.d.ramirez9157 3 дня назад +7

      Did that in front of cop and the father!😂

  • @loganmalough2379
    @loganmalough2379 6 лет назад +503

    Does anyone notices how dark quagmire is becoming?
    When it all started he was like “he he aaalllriiiiiight” and “giggity giggity giggity giggity goo”
    Now he’s all like “I wanna kill Brian” and “peter, I’m gonna shoot you like a dirty animal”.
    Depression anyone? No.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +6

      Logan
      I noticed

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando 6 лет назад +30

      Logan
      He still is like that. He only hated Peter for one episode, and that was because Peter shot Quagmire in the arm. And he hates Brian because well.......he’s Brian. Have you seen the show? Brian is a freaking douche bag!😂😂
      And he can be a hypocrite. And then Brian has fucked over Quagmire so much after Quagmire started to hate him that Brian made it worse. He’s not a dark character at all. And he never said he wanted to kill Brian. He just doesn’t like him.

    • @Valrax
      @Valrax 6 лет назад +2

      @@Homeboy_Brando Yeah but could I be wrong or does it seem that quagmire likes Peter just gets tired of his stupidy from time to time?

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando 6 лет назад +12

      Hose Igetem
      Everyone gets tired of Peters stupidity. Quagmire, Cleveland, Lois, Joe, Brian, and obviously Stewie have all showed their annoyance of Peter’s stupidity.

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 6 лет назад +2

      quagmire hates brian because he killed his cat

  • @Gen-gm7zt
    @Gen-gm7zt 7 лет назад +540

    3:10 It starts

    • @happytroll2477
      @happytroll2477 7 лет назад +9

      Iliketrainz333 then you would be missing some really funny parts though

    • @gone7165
      @gone7165 6 лет назад +1

      Lol 100 likes

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 6 лет назад +3

      Gen3000 the part of family guy is to watch the whole episode because it’s funny. Have you ever watched it before?

    • @marcelkreuzer7185
      @marcelkreuzer7185 6 лет назад +1

      Gen3000 thx

    • @shuichiREI-vw6ed
      @shuichiREI-vw6ed 6 лет назад +1

      SMBB Tutorials lol 282 likes of something

  • @Mr_Nutman096
    @Mr_Nutman096 4 дня назад +27

    man i love how theres title cards covering up the part of the video that was actually in the thumbnail

  • @state135
    @state135 6 лет назад +626

    How are they returning to Saving Private Ryan if there is no commercial interruption?

  • @DvorakTypist
    @DvorakTypist 6 дней назад +111

    Honestly, I don't see any difference between Peter in the wheelchair vs how he was before the wheelchair.

    • @Rudrasura
      @Rudrasura 2 дня назад +1

      What are you talking about? He now has a wheelchair which he didn't before that's the improvement.

  • @aylinozer9341
    @aylinozer9341 5 лет назад +163

    'I'm Peter griffin and I broke into a news station to make this' 😂

    • @Imma-Vegeta
      @Imma-Vegeta 5 лет назад +1

      Aylin Ozer
      Just the way he says it so casually before they notice him and chase him...
      *Meanwhile in the Dressing rooms of Tom and Joice!*
      Tom & Joice: *Muffling noises heard in the back.*

  • @xfinafire
    @xfinafire 6 лет назад +865

    @4:06 A discharged veteran who was shot in the head comes back home and reunites with his wife. (1995, colorized).

    • @dhruvgandhi4333
      @dhruvgandhi4333 6 лет назад +46

      xfinafire Holy fucking shit, that is the darkest, funniest RUclips comment I've ever seen.

    • @ISmellMopWho
      @ISmellMopWho 6 лет назад +29

      You realize that they had color video and pictures in 1995 right? You wouldn't need to "colorize" it.

    • @pimpnamedguapo6909
      @pimpnamedguapo6909 6 лет назад +18

      Nick Urban you don't get it

    • @solank7620
      @solank7620 6 лет назад +2

      TheMartian Man
      What’s the reference?

    • @pimpnamedguapo6909
      @pimpnamedguapo6909 6 лет назад +16

      It's supposed to be one of those war pictures or something that says something like "Holocaust survivor kills and eats family to survive" 1944 colorized. It's basically a meme

  • @thunderblazestudios8955
    @thunderblazestudios8955 6 лет назад +1529

    Quagmire = Hypocrite

    • @SanityDrop
      @SanityDrop 6 лет назад +76

      Everyone's hypocrite anyways

    • @pigpower1189
      @pigpower1189 6 лет назад +7

      egyptian wolf nazi? I am no socialist

    • @Tyreece190
      @Tyreece190 6 лет назад

      Pig Power you sound like a Nazi playing against communism either that or you're a racist

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 6 лет назад +13

      egyptian wolf racist? The fuck is wrong with you?

    • @CureCrystal1
      @CureCrystal1 6 лет назад +11

      i can explain this
      1 the episode with Anna Lee,
      2 the scene where he sees kids that look like him and said "oh, god" and runs out the classrooms
      3 the scene where the Graffias kid is born and he said "yeah, that's not mine"
      4 that time the guys went to Atlantic City with the scene in the strip club that has the twins quagmire girls

  • @X2738X
    @X2738X 5 лет назад +264

    Joe Pesci is a goddamn classic, these young folks are missing out 👌😩💦

    • @momothx1
      @momothx1 5 лет назад +3

      You’re 12

    • @X2738X
      @X2738X 5 лет назад +3

      @@momothx1 i'm actually 20 lol

    • @momothx1
      @momothx1 5 лет назад

      NaτυяєSτoямGιяʟ oh sorry lmao

    • @munifali7730
      @munifali7730 5 лет назад +1

      @@momothx1 you're12

    • @momothx1
      @momothx1 5 лет назад

      Munif Ali no I’m actually 17

  • @ese21lildroopy
    @ese21lildroopy 5 лет назад +23

    Peter doing that Michael Jackson lean in the thumbnail

  • @tgn3120
    @tgn3120 5 лет назад +6

    "YOUR NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT BEING SHOT"

  • @christiantaylor4375
    @christiantaylor4375 5 лет назад +185

    Holy shit he’s right, I didn’t know who Joe Pesci was... and I’m actually 14

  • @Lycan_Jedi
    @Lycan_Jedi 6 лет назад +303

    Sooo.. Joe... What was it you said in an earlier episode? I'm a cop first, and a friend second? Quagmire literally just committed assault with a deadly weapon, attempted Murder, and Assault with intent to kill. Right in front of you.. You aren't a good cop or friend.

    • @karkoskirachel5438
      @karkoskirachel5438 6 лет назад +28

      Lycan_Jedi ...it's a fucking cartoon

    • @Lycan_Jedi
      @Lycan_Jedi 6 лет назад +75

      @@karkoskirachel5438 No Shit?! I could've sworn it was real!! You must be a fucking genius! You're parents must be so proud you passed 1st grade last year!

    • @fgggg4337
      @fgggg4337 6 лет назад +6

      Chill out man

    • @Lycan_Jedi
      @Lycan_Jedi 6 лет назад +18

      @@fgggg4337 Easier sad then done.. It's been triple digits where I live the last two months...

    • @bananatim178
      @bananatim178 6 лет назад +1

      @@fgggg4337 You can't really blame them. People have been saying it too much

  • @SuperSaiyan9989
    @SuperSaiyan9989 7 лет назад +1210

    Quagmire: Peter, that’s not where you do a raspberry.
    Peter: I closed my eyes too early.
    LOL 😂

  • @munkeemunks
    @munkeemunks 5 лет назад +38

    Man I hate it when they put these video recommendation all over the screen.

    • @OmgItsTheWigeon
      @OmgItsTheWigeon 5 дней назад

      Then why do you click on them... That's how you get more

    • @munkeemunks
      @munkeemunks 5 дней назад +2

      @OmgItsTheWigeon i don't click on them. it's those thumbnails in the video at the end.

    • @OmgItsTheWigeon
      @OmgItsTheWigeon 5 дней назад +1

      @@munkeemunks Ohh i thought you meant the video got recommended to you on your page
      No yeah I get it, end thumbnails are annoying

    • @munkeemunks
      @munkeemunks 5 дней назад +1

      @@OmgItsTheWigeon bro. If its family guy stuff, You know i searched for it. Giggity.

  • @xdave9683
    @xdave9683 6 лет назад +436

    1:39
    Most viewers: no I am not
    14 years olds: HOW HE KNOWWWW!

  • @tyshawn5983
    @tyshawn5983 5 лет назад +150

    “Jerome can you tell that (bleep bleep bleep) to get the hell outa here before I (bleep) kick him in the face.” I legit started dying 😂😂😂.

  • @Swaggertron4000
    @Swaggertron4000 6 дней назад +22

    3:06 Sonic 3 Movie theaters

  • @gabrielgaster3992
    @gabrielgaster3992 6 лет назад +287

    "You don't know who Joe Pesci is cuz you're fourteen"
    Uhh excuse me? Did you just assume my age?

    • @c.i.aagent3582
      @c.i.aagent3582 5 лет назад +5

      Yes

    • @giem8
      @giem8 5 лет назад

      Um wtf

    • @WeaponX456
      @WeaponX456 5 лет назад +6

      As a 14 year old this was a hella meta moment for me

    • @delace3414
      @delace3414 5 лет назад +1

      Um excuse me I'm actually 15

    • @alexbaraj1204
      @alexbaraj1204 5 лет назад +1

      I’m 14 and do know who joe Pesci is, good fellas is one of many great movies and he played in home alone so how can no one not know the guy

  • @Thrifty032781
    @Thrifty032781 6 лет назад +370

    "We now return to Saving Private Ryan.... brought to you without commercial interruption...." Does anyone else notice the contradiction here?

  • @Fireyninjadog
    @Fireyninjadog 7 дней назад +56

    "I'm peter griffin, and i broke into a news station to make this."

  • @satinsguard
    @satinsguard 6 лет назад +83

    0:09 Doomguy grunt

  • @jamcastillo01
    @jamcastillo01 5 лет назад +116

    0:19
    Mazda's old saying before
    "Feel , alive" which personally i think sounds silly

  • @shikotsu9394
    @shikotsu9394 5 лет назад +89

    4:01 On one hand, that was gruesome and overkill 😨
    “On the OTHER hand, he more than deserved it. Besides, most of Peter’s brain is probably dead weight anyway...”

    • @sewerboio_0
      @sewerboio_0 5 лет назад

      Why did they h8 eachother for anyways

    • @shikotsu9394
      @shikotsu9394 5 лет назад +7

      Peter shot Quagmire in the arm for absolutely no reason 🤷🏽‍♂️
      So he resented Peter for it, then Joe abandoned Peter’s side too...eventually Quagmire got his revenge by shooting peter back

    • @yehashutup7984
      @yehashutup7984 5 лет назад +1

      Peter became more of an idiot poor peter

  • @baronsmith4332
    @baronsmith4332 7 лет назад +463

    sorry Peter I'm 15 and I know Joe pesci Because he's in the movie home alone and good fellas

    • @unknownguy639
      @unknownguy639 7 лет назад +3

      Baron Smith u gotta love the accent

    • @TheKing-bb8uf
      @TheKing-bb8uf 6 лет назад +3

      Baron Smith exactly what I was thinking, he is one of my favorite actors from the 90's

    • @edlate1390
      @edlate1390 6 лет назад +13

      you want a cookie or something?

    • @JepiiiRa
      @JepiiiRa 6 лет назад +6

      Baron Smith Exactly. Ure 15 not 14 :D

    • @kelvinadithya7885
      @kelvinadithya7885 6 лет назад +6

      But u're not 14 tho

  • @TheRealCSH
    @TheRealCSH 6 лет назад +59

    Anyone hear the Doom protagonist taking damage at 0:08?

  • @blanketdtf
    @blanketdtf День назад +2

    “I’m in there tryna take a leak! What? You think im here to amuse you?”
    Fucking gold

  • @seriousx3021
    @seriousx3021 6 лет назад +22

    Quagmire is honestly the worst and deserves way more than a shot in the arm. He hits on everyone's wife slept with Cleveland's. Hits on me and other girls who are under age. He definitely should have been killed off.

  • @dirtyoreo2416
    @dirtyoreo2416 6 дней назад +34

    What a weird group of friends...😂

  • @delanteknight6378
    @delanteknight6378 2 дня назад +7

    1:38 how did bro know

  • @G10-w3c
    @G10-w3c 7 лет назад +500

    HOW DID HE KNOW IM 14 YEAR OLD

  • @migueldelgado6862
    @migueldelgado6862 5 лет назад +16

    So glad i grew up watching movies with Joe Pesci

  • @ChallengerV8
    @ChallengerV8 6 лет назад +17

    0:08 Soldier makes exactly the same sound like Doom Guy from Ultimate Doom, and Doom II, when he gets hurt.

  • @rahmeirewright796
    @rahmeirewright796 7 лет назад +459

    He shot him in the head how is he still alive

    • @TwilightAdvance
      @TwilightAdvance 7 лет назад +230

      To be fair there are several people alive after being shot on the head.

    • @rftulie
      @rftulie 7 лет назад +132

      Pretty obvious by now that Peter is indestructible. Didn't he once fall out of the sky on a building spire that went right through him? That's just an example out of hundreds. He can't be killed. He's the main character. Don't worry about it.

    • @corn2449
      @corn2449 7 лет назад +23

      +Rahmeire Wright
      Because Family Guy.

    • @itzadamisnoob771
      @itzadamisnoob771 7 лет назад +4

      Lord Kekington that freaking sentence! XD

    • @sunbear9374
      @sunbear9374 7 лет назад +6

      rftulie well that and it’s a cartoon

  • @khakihades8876
    @khakihades8876 6 лет назад +25

    Quagmire probably gonna try and take susies virginity when she's 18

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +2

      bjorn britto
      Probably? This is Quagmire we’re talking about. That heartless sex hound rapist is DEFINITELY gonna try and take Susie’s virginity when she’s 18

    • @khakihades8876
      @khakihades8876 6 лет назад

      @@RickyUzumaki993 I mean he most likely is but we've seen him go and sleep with younger girls so... I wouldn't be surprised if he slept with her when she turns 16

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад

      bjorn britto
      Fair enough. Point is that, sooner or later, Quagmire’s gonna try to get some from Susie. Whether she wants to or not

    • @malikjames7250
      @malikjames7250 6 лет назад

      He already tried it with meg

  • @RobloxTouchFootball
    @RobloxTouchFootball 2 дня назад +8

    2:49 is wild 😭

  • @jeruelthompson3853
    @jeruelthompson3853 6 лет назад +34

    If that was me I wouldn't be Quagmire's friend again

  • @Gamerafighter76
    @Gamerafighter76 7 лет назад +81

    Hehe, I like the fact that they're friends again.

    • @cheesy4582
      @cheesy4582 6 лет назад

      you can't shoot someone in the head on purpose and still be friends... quagmire got a trip to the hospital and Peter got brain damage, seem equal?

    • @Gamerafighter76
      @Gamerafighter76 6 лет назад

      Cheesy 45 It's family guy; they do stupid crap all the time.

    • @cheesy4582
      @cheesy4582 6 лет назад

      Gamerafighter76 not much lately

    • @Gamerafighter76
      @Gamerafighter76 6 лет назад

      Cheesy 45 I can see where your point; it's the ideas that the writers of the show have, unfortunately.

  • @samgalloway4036
    @samgalloway4036 5 лет назад +10

    4:01 the moment you came here for...

  • @austinsftw
    @austinsftw 6 лет назад +8

    @1:33 God, I love the self awareness of Family Guy sometimes, Lmfaooo 😭😭

  • @analesiyamyana
    @analesiyamyana 5 лет назад +3

    Quagmire cursing out Peter has had me laughing for like a week straight 😂

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 2 дня назад +1

    That's another one for the Book of "Quagmire having the fucking audacity to say he's better than Brian"

  • @saiyanninetails3960
    @saiyanninetails3960 7 лет назад +61

    who ever said first is a asshole

  • @XTC-Magic
    @XTC-Magic 5 дней назад +10

    2:57 why is there an IPhone alert noise

    • @frostboy1987
      @frostboy1987 4 дня назад +10

      Sounds like it’s part of the music honestly

    • @XTC-Magic
      @XTC-Magic 4 дня назад

      @ honestly I’ve been noticing that ringtone is being used in a lot of shorts if you listen carefully

  • @saryn1829
    @saryn1829 3 дня назад +7

    Why do these shows always devolve into every character just being insufferable and obnoxious. Old family guy actually had characters with redeeming qualities and personality

  • @nyctenthusiast3507
    @nyctenthusiast3507 6 лет назад +1220

    *zoom* *zoom*

    • @cankilic6507
      @cankilic6507 6 лет назад

      Nyc vacuum Kidd which movie was that

    • @ethanschaeffer7718
      @ethanschaeffer7718 6 лет назад

      Can Kilic Saving Private Ryan

    • @Fifthcell
      @Fifthcell 6 лет назад +7

      *Mazda*
      ZOOM ZOOM

    • @lynnesmith7920
      @lynnesmith7920 6 лет назад +2

      Zoom zoom

    • @Cino777
      @Cino777 6 лет назад

      Nyc vacuum Kidd When mazda stopped the RX-8 in production..

  • @southpawboxing4265
    @southpawboxing4265 6 лет назад +62

    This just highlights how insignificant of a character Quagmire is. He provides no laughs whatsoever. I wouldn’t miss his character at all.

    • @cachorrao0703
      @cachorrao0703 5 лет назад

      SmoothFlow Boxing Giggity

    • @kujo91km
      @kujo91km 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah i bet you're 19 too. Quagmire is hilarious. So a 5 minute video with multiple characters in it doesn't make you laugh, you choose one character with pre-written jokes and say out of 15 years of jokes not one of his ever made you laugh?

    • @lambdpro3982
      @lambdpro3982 5 лет назад

      No

    • @myoldusernamewascursed
      @myoldusernamewascursed 5 лет назад +3

      Tbh, I prefer Quagmire to Peter. But then I despise Peter as a character and almost exclusively watch the episodes where he isn’t the focus.

  • @Me-qp8vz
    @Me-qp8vz 4 дня назад +21

    Typical Quagmire always has to go too far.

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 3 дня назад +8

      Before this video began, Peter shot Quagmire in this arm for no reason, so it makes sense Quagmire would want to kill him

    • @oisinlynch8427
      @oisinlynch8427 День назад +1

      Yeah bu t it was supposed to be an arm for an arm

  • @kennymike7937
    @kennymike7937 6 лет назад +254

    Did Peter just give Suzie oral?🤔

    • @avettelafayette536
      @avettelafayette536 6 лет назад +7

      mychael stewart : ROFL : )

    • @natmcduffie7669
      @natmcduffie7669 6 лет назад +2

      mychael stewart 😂😂😅

    • @mainoioso3579
      @mainoioso3579 6 лет назад +2

      mychael stewart 😮😍😍

    • @Retro__Glitch2313
      @Retro__Glitch2313 6 лет назад +11

      mychael stewart *sigh* damnit you just realized what you done all the perverts will start making videos of that now

    • @Therockerrick
      @Therockerrick 6 лет назад +37

      Yeah Seth is fucked up

  • @ethanhatcher5533
    @ethanhatcher5533 6 лет назад +763

    *Zoom zoom*

  • @Zenyx
    @Zenyx 5 лет назад +5

    That saving private Ryan scene from the real movie actually made me sad. You have to see the full clip to understand

  • @jeffersonpineda6835
    @jeffersonpineda6835 6 лет назад +60

    How is that fair Peter got shot in the arm and head while quagmire only got shot in the arm

    • @greena.j.production9012
      @greena.j.production9012 6 лет назад +4

      David Pineda Compared to what peter did it's totally fair

    • @greena.j.production9012
      @greena.j.production9012 6 лет назад +10

      David Pineda no I mean that Peter killed many people for his stupidity plus he constantly did worser things he abuse his owns kids and almost killed stewie so he deserved what happen to him

    • @jeffersonpineda6835
      @jeffersonpineda6835 6 лет назад +3

      Well quagmire likes Peters wife but I guess Peter deserves it

    • @greena.j.production9012
      @greena.j.production9012 6 лет назад

      David Pineda 👍

    • @bang60chicks46
      @bang60chicks46 6 лет назад

      David Pineda Peter also shot Joe in the eye and Quagmire in the neck in another episode. So he deserved it.

  • @jbone8315
    @jbone8315 6 лет назад +26

    0:49 Peter is a savage

  • @animefan2454
    @animefan2454 5 лет назад +63

    Honestly that was well deserved after what he did to his cat.

    • @StallionFernando
      @StallionFernando 5 лет назад +5

      It's a fuckin cat.

    • @lakestones9266
      @lakestones9266 5 лет назад

      The Science Fiction and HORROR AND FANTASY FAN. Fucking cats doesn’t matter, they are shit

    • @PaulBadman981
      @PaulBadman981 5 лет назад +2

      Thomas Bailey *You’re

    • @ancientreddragon5617
      @ancientreddragon5617 5 лет назад

      @@StallionFernando You don't care about animals or something jackass?????

    • @StallionFernando
      @StallionFernando 5 лет назад +2

      @@ancientreddragon5617 no, I don't give a shit, it's why I eat them, are you one of those vegan bitchboys?

  • @thetriptopicshow7947
    @thetriptopicshow7947 7 лет назад +346

    I love how one person comments a little boy threat to a cartoon tv series’s character 😂😂😂 people will just never grow up

  • @jahnodeadjahnodead
    @jahnodeadjahnodead 5 дней назад +11

    authority check failed

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 23 часа назад

    "I'm assuming, you" was a clever and savage response. Well done, Peter!

  • @PogaltaEditz
    @PogaltaEditz 6 лет назад +46

    Joe = normal person.
    Literally everyone else in the show = awful, harmful, abusive moron.

    • @teezymegeezy8273
      @teezymegeezy8273 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, coming from a guy who can't spell moron right.

    • @warmgunwarmgun3025
      @warmgunwarmgun3025 5 лет назад

      BlueChicken Stalking your friends wives is not a normal person!

    • @PogaltaEditz
      @PogaltaEditz 5 лет назад

      @@teezymegeezy8273 cool.

    • @PogaltaEditz
      @PogaltaEditz 5 лет назад

      @@warmgunwarmgun3025 fine. The least awful.

    • @PogaltaEditz
      @PogaltaEditz 5 лет назад

      @Wade until they getta load of me haha, everyone is a horrible abusive idiot. Very funny.

  • @mcompound
    @mcompound 5 лет назад +4

    Joe said quagmire was with him in dark times BUT PETER WAS THERE WHEN HE GOT LEGS

  • @Kyleg140
    @Kyleg140 5 лет назад +44

    Peter: did I tell you that we’re all friends again
    Lois: yes peter we were just talking about it
    Peter: they’re going to take me to the zoo and roll me around. We’re friends again

  • @SleepingMage
    @SleepingMage 5 лет назад +32

    1:37 this scared me because I was actually 14 xD

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 5 лет назад

      Why are you watching Family Guy?

    • @thearrowoffire5941
      @thearrowoffire5941 5 лет назад +3

      Horzinicla hello dumbass! Teens can watch this show if they want to! I am 14 and my birthday is on August 9th.

    • @Jockec
      @Jockec 5 лет назад

      @@mudbread me too

  • @jjcondado
    @jjcondado 5 лет назад +14

    What's great about this is that pete and quagmire are both voiced by seth, and it's funny, cause i can imagine two of him yelling at each other

  • @babygiraffe123
    @babygiraffe123 5 лет назад +1

    "Jerome, can you tell that '@#$&' to '@#$&' get the hell outta here before I '@#$&' kick him in the face??"
    I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @laughingskull3881
    @laughingskull3881 7 лет назад +13

    tell me bout dem rabbit's George

  • @Hamzakarim-1
    @Hamzakarim-1 4 дня назад +3

    3:42 listen to the scene with only the right earphone and you wont hear the bullet's sound

    • @EpicGame1912
      @EpicGame1912 3 дня назад

      It actually worked all I heard was the bullet going through his skin

  • @joekemp365
    @joekemp365 5 лет назад +3

    Crazy how i was just thinking about this episode earlier, then see it in my feed

  • @MismagiusBunny
    @MismagiusBunny 6 лет назад +8

    This whole scene is why I think Quagmire is a disgraceful man.

    • @XBLspartanx170
      @XBLspartanx170 6 лет назад +4

      and overlook the fact peter is an obese autistic psychopath who had it coming?

    • @barringtonscott3329
      @barringtonscott3329 6 лет назад

      @@XBLspartanx170 Peter finds out Quagmire beat up brian

  • @mr.techaky7655
    @mr.techaky7655 6 лет назад +15

    *Just casually wheeling a severely mentally challenged man into the woods in the evening.*
    I know where this is going.

  • @gilbertotabares8196
    @gilbertotabares8196 6 лет назад +1

    Things are fair Peter. Joe owes you a bullet for the time you *ate his legs!!*

  • @MenoLagunero17
    @MenoLagunero17 7 лет назад +203

    Was that a DOOM sound effect at 0:08?

    • @NigerianPrince0
      @NigerianPrince0 7 лет назад +5

      ManuSanRam nah that was porn : D

    • @dexter-j9d
      @dexter-j9d 6 лет назад

      yeah i hear it to but why would they do that lol

    • @neintimesthegeek1337
      @neintimesthegeek1337 6 лет назад +1

      Yes it was

    • @RidleyPhantom
      @RidleyPhantom 6 лет назад +6

      Diablo Hellson it's cuz Doom used stock sound effects, you can hear Doom sound effects in a lot of places!

    • @damian9303
      @damian9303 6 лет назад +1

      Yes it was

  • @Gato_2B
    @Gato_2B 5 лет назад +56

    I got really confused wen he sed you don’t know who he is because your 14 and I was like WTF
    1:37

  • @therandomizer-oy9nf
    @therandomizer-oy9nf 5 лет назад +9

    The thumbnail looks like Peter is doing the dance from smooth criminal

  • @TaurineDippy
    @TaurineDippy 6 лет назад +13

    Why does it say at the beginning "We now return to Saving Private Ryan, brought to you without commercial interruption by Mazda" When obviously they wouldn't say that without having gone to commercial?

  • @000coolkid9
    @000coolkid9 5 лет назад +5

    So is anyone concerned why Peter didn't call Cleveland

  • @Siva47
    @Siva47 5 лет назад +1

    When at the Peter says we are all friends again makes me feel so hurted

  • @c.darwin9259
    @c.darwin9259 5 лет назад +20

    I’m only a little older than 14 and I know who Joe Pecsi is he’s a wise guy.

  • @MasterCrash123
    @MasterCrash123 5 лет назад +9

    0:08
    Damage sound effect from DOOM.

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 День назад +1

    Bruv... Why shoot him in the head? It's Peter, there's nothing important in there!

  • @lordtachanka9570
    @lordtachanka9570 7 лет назад +62

    1:00 when your friends hate each other and want you to sit with them

    • @SpudEater
      @SpudEater 6 лет назад +2

      Music Is Life The biggest struggle I had back in high school

    • @grape7472
      @grape7472 6 лет назад +4

      Thats exactly whats happening in this episode

    • @straightlord4940
      @straightlord4940 6 лет назад

      Marvel Is Life
      I hate when that shit happens

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 6 лет назад +513

    Peter should be dead from getting shot in the head

    • @ostreds
      @ostreds 6 лет назад +9

      back and to the left......

    • @williejohnson3866
      @williejohnson3866 6 лет назад +77

      TheAllSeeingEye not everyone dies from a shot to the head... also depends on the size... for example you have a much better chance of surviving a .22 to the head versus a .45 lol

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 6 лет назад +39

      @@williejohnson3866 in sorry I don't know guns, I'm not a psychopath

    • @williejohnson3866
      @williejohnson3866 6 лет назад +128

      TheAllSeeingEye I’m sorry that you aren’t educated

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 6 лет назад +16

      @@williejohnson3866 well they don't exactly teach how guns work in grade school that and I don't live in Texas I live in new Hampshire

  • @roshaun23
    @roshaun23 5 лет назад +2

    That thumbnail is gruesome

  • @RidleyPhantom
    @RidleyPhantom 6 лет назад +8

    Press 0:09 for Doomguy

  • @ruviktwoface9059
    @ruviktwoface9059 6 лет назад +13

    We're aaaallll fwends again.

  • @niceyredzy2763
    @niceyredzy2763 3 дня назад +1

    4:01 Quagmire, you are a heartless jerk. I mean Peter just shot you in the arm, but you almost killed him!!!

  • @ahegienytobicoe3023
    @ahegienytobicoe3023 5 лет назад +5

    am I the only one who came to see Peter get shot? lol

  • @SuperEekie64
    @SuperEekie64 5 лет назад +3

    1:10 Joe's laugh sounds like Sans' voice/talk noise

    • @gatsu1102
      @gatsu1102 5 лет назад

      Hahahah yeah it is

  • @Light00000
    @Light00000 6 лет назад

    Gotta love this channel ✊✊✊

  • @christopheredwards788
    @christopheredwards788 7 лет назад +430

    SHADOW!