KOTD - Rap Battle - Kaliente vs Uno Lavoz |

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @snorewak
    @snorewak 9 лет назад +16

    this was the best world domination in my opinion, tonnes of classics with endless replay value

  • @Sevenyxxtimes7xx
    @Sevenyxxtimes7xx 13 лет назад +2

    "Aint your daughter named Harmony........Nigga i will harm her knees"
    Uno is the shit. lol

  • @dreams202
    @dreams202 13 лет назад +1

    Saying "OFF THE TOP" is always a bad sign in a written battle league. It translates into "I'm losing right now, help me"

  • @claychains
    @claychains 11 лет назад +29

    That back turned is mad disrespectful no way to battle at all period, lol. who is kaliente anyways lmfao. Uno funny shit as always, the back turned is too unprofessional for me

    • @edvance2968
      @edvance2968 6 лет назад

      Kaliente sux boss

    • @cndosrs
      @cndosrs 5 лет назад

      Uno probably smells like straight booze, so I don't blame him

  • @lanelafisking
    @lanelafisking 10 лет назад +32

    uno won this hands down no contest 3/0

  • @michaelcheapshot3947
    @michaelcheapshot3947 4 года назад +3

    How come rone and uno never did a 2 on 2 together?

  • @UnoLaVoz
    @UnoLaVoz 13 лет назад +3

    yo on some serious shit i really do appreciate the love from all the people on here and i also understand why the other people feel the way they do about this battle all i can say is wait till me vs hfk happens i wont drink before the battle ...but i will be fuckin drunk out my mind for the post battle interview hahahaha ..p.s lightin up its free entertainment

  • @notmickeymouseo.o1198
    @notmickeymouseo.o1198 8 лет назад +10

    didn't even sound like uno was rapping it just sounded like he was just roasing 😁😀😂

  • @ChronicDemTingz
    @ChronicDemTingz 11 лет назад +3

    "Isn't your daughter named Harmony?
    Nigga, I will harm her knees"
    LOL.
    You have to laugh out loud at least once every Uno Lavoz battle.

  • @johnnyjm11
    @johnnyjm11 11 лет назад +14

    Comedy always wins .uno lavos.

  • @whatsthatsoundihear
    @whatsthatsoundihear 13 лет назад +6

    "oh, u wanna talk about mommas?" lmfao

  • @chriscobayne2235
    @chriscobayne2235 3 года назад +1

    Someone’s mom is about to get violated.

  • @KingOfTheDot
    @KingOfTheDot  13 лет назад

    @GhosTownM2P they arent public on youtube for the first day or release. you have to go to the king of the dot website to see it the first day

  • @blakhsheep
    @blakhsheep 12 лет назад +3

    "BITCH TAKE A SHIT STANDING UP!" oh God I was dying XD

  • @UnoLaVoz
    @UnoLaVoz 13 лет назад +1

    Didnt mean for the battle to come out this way I got drunk before the battle but it still has some entertainment value ...im battlin hfk on nov/5th I wont get drunk for that one and I reassure you that battle will before 100x better then this

  • @pEr5on4LLy
    @pEr5on4LLy 12 лет назад +1

    Uno Lavos has an unorthodox style that is entertaining to watch. He is a breath of fresh air to battles. When he gets serious he's a beast...and he has great charisma. Original.

  • @good2fight
    @good2fight 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz Niice! Thanks for replying to this!.. Hope this can work out... btw, since you replied if i can ask you 2 questions:
    1) If you could choose who to battle, would you prefer Cortez or Diaz?
    2) What do you think of Grindtime? Can you succeed on that platform?

  • @parent82
    @parent82 11 лет назад +2

    the only reason this battle has any replay value is cause Uno is funny as fuck, i skip kalientes rounds lol

  • @smeerios
    @smeerios 13 лет назад +1

    Uno isnt about bars. dude just has a unique ass personality. When he brings his A game, i feel like he can hold his own against some unexpected opponents. looking forward to his HFK battle comin up

  • @robbbyyy25
    @robbbyyy25 13 лет назад +1

    Uno never fails to make his opponents laugh, no matter how serious the battle is lmao...very entertaining

  • @seaniskindaneat6205
    @seaniskindaneat6205 5 лет назад +2

    Damn the crowd was sleeping on that collie buddz line

  • @neilrichardson2725
    @neilrichardson2725 9 лет назад +1

    sure a lot of these guys from 4 years ago seem whack today, but they are the pioneers of KOTD and helped get this shit to where it is. i respect them

  • @Jordybuilt
    @Jordybuilt Год назад +1

    UNO 3-0 jus on his introduction alone haha

  • @SikeNawGaming
    @SikeNawGaming 13 лет назад +2

    "Your mom gotta fake leg with real toenails"
    Wtf XDDDDD

  • @UnoLaVoz
    @UnoLaVoz 13 лет назад

    @Cvasir thank u very mush i really appreciate that homie

  • @zinakan
    @zinakan 13 лет назад +1

    Kaliente says he from upstate but his accent is canadian, he doesnt talk like he from upstate NY

  • @good2fight
    @good2fight 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz ...dam i had a typo. I meant "URL" not "grindtime", cuz now in days the upcoming acts of grindtime kind of suck... Well hope its replied in the HFK battle. Cant wait for it to come up.

  • @MakeMarcAMillion
    @MakeMarcAMillion 10 лет назад +4

    Uno's got bars but there are clearly some battles that he doesn't take seriously. His bars in this battle sound like he wrote it in the bathroom while taking a shit. All Kaliente had to do was show up to win this battle. But IMO, if he had actually taken the time to write his bars instead of that whack freestyle yo mamma shit, he's much better than Kaliente.

  • @sven619mysterio
    @sven619mysterio 10 лет назад

    I would love to buy the snapback Uno Lavoz is wearing, but somehow it's no where to find on the internet... Someone has a link where to buy that snapback??
    dope battle btw

  • @Angielyrica
    @Angielyrica 13 лет назад +1

    you know uno entertaining when erbodi at the event is just waiting for his rounds lol.... like hurry up kaliente

  • @johnvasi796
    @johnvasi796 7 лет назад +2

    Love how they judging this like Uno even took it serious lmao

  • @ecentrikart
    @ecentrikart 13 лет назад

    I'm a fan of Uno but honestly wasn't all that crazy about this battle. Battle had a couple good moments but I was a little disappointed. Looking forward to the Uno/HFK battle though..that's gonna be crazy.
    @UnoLaVoz when is the battle vs Everybody Knows supposed to drop?

  • @Buzzman182
    @Buzzman182 6 лет назад +1

    Can't stand Uno .. Kaliente won this for actually rapping

  • @nextlevelnova
    @nextlevelnova 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz all of your battles are funny, keep doing your thing homie, holla back from montreal

  • @Mrdennisinned1
    @Mrdennisinned1 13 лет назад

    this match is for UNO! jokes over bars!

  • @XaeeD
    @XaeeD 13 лет назад

    Ok, where's the guy who usually comments and gives me the time for when the actual battle starts?

  • @Hi-ov5nj
    @Hi-ov5nj 4 года назад +2

    classic Uno

  • @z0mgrugbyREUP
    @z0mgrugbyREUP 12 лет назад

    Lol even the camera man can't help laughing at Uno Lavoz bars

  • @siwooot
    @siwooot 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz saying bars over jokes is like Thesaurus saying bars over multi's

  • @pantone204
    @pantone204 11 лет назад +1

    Uno Lavoz, my top RUclips search. Love this guy.

  • @amanSpawn00
    @amanSpawn00 11 лет назад +2

    Wow! Uno with the overflow of comedy!

  • @user-ll2in9ot5d
    @user-ll2in9ot5d 9 лет назад +8

    Uno Lavoz is a legend

  • @MalikarVampire
    @MalikarVampire 13 лет назад

    2 chokes and he still won, he can never get mad about arcane beating him in the 2010 grand prix

  • @VillageBandit
    @VillageBandit 12 лет назад

    Rone vs Uno Lavoz would be heaven

  • @kokoth
    @kokoth 13 лет назад

    the 2 judges who voted for Uno should never judge again.

  • @robbbyyy25
    @robbbyyy25 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz when do u battle HFK?? wow if u got that battle its a great look...keep it up.

  • @DJAUDIO1
    @DJAUDIO1 13 лет назад

    INTRO WAS HILARIOUS! "You about to get bodied, Nigga!" LOL

  • @thatmann33
    @thatmann33 13 лет назад

    I've never liked Kalienete... But Uno Lavoz set battle rap back 100 years. Kaliente did his thing

  • @wuskul
    @wuskul 12 лет назад

    Uno needs his own TV show or movie like Friday!

  • @Ardamus
    @Ardamus 13 лет назад

    Its all about the Uno Lavoz dance move in the 1st round.

  • @kaela420
    @kaela420 10 лет назад +2

    uno lavos vs kerser or 360 would be entertaining to watch because they're all funny.

  • @letsdanceonhere
    @letsdanceonhere 13 лет назад

    flow-Kaliente
    Originality-Kaliente
    Bars-Kaliente
    Wordplay-Kaliente
    Kaliente won all 3 rounds easily

  • @drama1er1
    @drama1er1 13 лет назад

    Kotd has the best opening ever hands down

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene 13 лет назад

    Honestly, if my opponent was that drunk, I would've considered it a huge kind of disrespect and turned my back on him too. Uno just gives other leagues more ammunition to say how wack GT is...

  • @louisgiordano3
    @louisgiordano3 13 лет назад

    the second i thnik i like KOTD..they release a battle like this...

  • @Jrslander908
    @Jrslander908 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz for presidente. He definitely came with a crazy unique style and had everyone on the edge of theirs seats. I think he actually made kaliente forget his bars. JOB

  • @good2fight
    @good2fight 13 лет назад

    ATTENTION KOTD: Uno Lavoz vs Diaz... make it happen! Aggresive jokes vs aggresive delivery... Thumbs up if you think it would be a good match!

  • @jcercado16
    @jcercado16 8 лет назад

    I mean your grandma soo strong she be playing football 😂😂

  • @ExileMusic
    @ExileMusic 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz needs a title match.!

  • @Londonguy1987_
    @Londonguy1987_ 13 лет назад +1

    Uno is Hilarious as fuck.

  • @greuju
    @greuju 13 лет назад +1

    "From what I remember it was funny as hell..." hahahaha!!!

  • @nomamao
    @nomamao 13 лет назад

    what the hell does Kaliente say after " Tostones?" I have yet to figure that out.

  • @H3LM3TK1D
    @H3LM3TK1D 12 лет назад

    I think you misunderstood me. I meant that I laughed when he spoke because of how he looks and how his voice is.

  • @PressureTZO
    @PressureTZO 13 лет назад

    I realize that Uno would get slaughtered if he brought that style against Bender of Loe or some other top tier battler in KOTD, but he had me rollin.

  • @MuskokanMan
    @MuskokanMan 3 года назад

    Watched this battle years ago...still my favorite random ass thing to spit out to buddy's, "yo moms got a wooden leg...with real toenails" (adapted). They always die and I gotta explain where I heard it from 🤣. Mans sold tickets and had fun, don't hate on the dude 🤙

  • @codecrt321
    @codecrt321 13 лет назад

    "you got love, peace and harmony on the side of your fucking neck, aint your daughter named harony....harmony nigga i will harm her knees" lmao perhaps the worst yet funniest line i have ever heard

  • @ChronicDemTingz
    @ChronicDemTingz 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz deserves performance of the night.

  • @ayboogie420
    @ayboogie420 12 лет назад

    correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it good battle manners to look your opponent in the eye? and btw uno isn't black no matter how many times he says it in his battles idc i don't consider him black and in terms of straight bars he's not that good but pardon me if i find it refreshing to find a dude who's always funny and smiling during his battles and havin a good time

  • @tomerino3
    @tomerino3 13 лет назад

    where can I get a Uno Lavoz shirt? 1:00

  • @CriminallyRegarded
    @CriminallyRegarded 13 лет назад

    Once Aftershock destroys Kaliente, Kaliente should battle Mista Conspiracy.

  • @nimbo85
    @nimbo85 13 лет назад

    i love how 'drunk' is one of the tags. :)

  • @peatownrepersenative
    @peatownrepersenative 13 лет назад

    no body got uno lavos line at 15:32 when he said ," cuz from the east side this platano can get deep fried, totones"
    Some Dominicans refer to themselfs as Platanos which is a green banana or plaintain. when cut up and deep fried they can be made into totones. Which are delishus.

  • @Gerbengiorgio
    @Gerbengiorgio 13 лет назад

    I give the win to Kaliente
    Kaliente was rapping
    Uno Lavoz was telling jokes that rhyme

  • @shadowzzrevenge
    @shadowzzrevenge 11 лет назад

    Whats that noise at 5:30?

  • @robbbyyy25
    @robbbyyy25 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz o iight, honestly ive seen one other battle from the jungle i believe where u rapped fast n it was iight....but now ive seen almost allll ur battles because of this one, and u r in my favorites easily...very entertaining, unique style. dude keep it up, yea just be sober enuff to give HFK a fight for his money. peace from the BX. gud luk, im out.

  • @ayboogie420
    @ayboogie420 12 лет назад

    kaliente was straight disrespectful he wouldn't even look uno in the eye and take disses like a real battler

  • @wokzilla
    @wokzilla 13 лет назад

    funniest battle in a while

  • @RhinoDigital
    @RhinoDigital 13 лет назад

    R1. Kaliente
    R2. TIE
    R3. Uno Lavos

  • @SSU14
    @SSU14 13 лет назад

    Lavoz was crazy-entertaining. Ups, homie.

  • @DaGroundUnder
    @DaGroundUnder 12 лет назад

    this battle is hysterical uno should just be a comedian

  • @TheHipHopSpot
    @TheHipHopSpot 13 лет назад

    i like how at 19:30 organik slaps bishop, but not really

  • @supah4xor
    @supah4xor 11 лет назад

    'Isnt your daughters name harony, harmony, niggah i will harm her knees' TIME, bodybag! ahahahahaha

  • @robbbyyy25
    @robbbyyy25 13 лет назад

    people shud understand that Lavoz rapped drunk, if he wudda been sober he wudve been on point....and if he was sober he wudve bodied Kaliente.

  • @SJoyy
    @SJoyy 10 лет назад +1

    I would like to see uno lavoz vs Cortez or hollo hitman and conceited too

  • @TheTexasMessiah
    @TheTexasMessiah 13 лет назад

    How can you even think UNO won this? He was ridiculously slow with his bars, wasn't consistent, and just said the same shit. You judges that gave it to UNO need to be reconsidered.

  • @NunnanAgda
    @NunnanAgda 13 лет назад

    That "Thang thang, wang wang, gang bang" line was slow but fun if you could have speeded it up :P

  • @R0GU30N3
    @R0GU30N3 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz was drunk as shit and still droppin rhymes all over Kaliente's face

  • @therealamod
    @therealamod 13 лет назад

    175 people have a mom with a fake leg and real toe nails.

  • @epicwork5970
    @epicwork5970 9 лет назад

    danm uno u gotta rap like this again in terms of performance with no crazy pauses and stumble

  • @codecrt321
    @codecrt321 13 лет назад

    Uno vs Lunar soon cant wait

  • @giancarlo1345
    @giancarlo1345 11 лет назад

    When Caliente Is Introducing Himself Uno was like "Yu boutta get Body Shut up" xD LMFAOOO XD

  • @fbibreaker14
    @fbibreaker14 13 лет назад

    @matthewcoslett i agree. weakest battles of the event : 1. Kaliente vs Uno
    2. D-Lor vs Deffinition
    3. Tricky P vs Shazaam
    Strongest battles of the event: 1. Diaz vs Protégé
    2. Pat Stay vs Marvwon
    3. Dirtbag vs Madchild

  • @infamousnicone
    @infamousnicone 13 лет назад

    you think im wildin' right? sometimes im kinda violent like
    I keep a heckler with a suppressor .man im the silent type.

  • @good2fight
    @good2fight 13 лет назад

    @BigSpecialK23 ...i kind of agree... but it would force both of them to kind of change up their style, so they won't be predictable to their opponent,

  • @daniel0164
    @daniel0164 13 лет назад

    What was that at 5:21?

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene 13 лет назад

    The crazy thing is that we got this far into the event without a wack battle (Possible exception being that Pesci one). Amazing the quality that KOTD brought.

  • @2013GRB
    @2013GRB 13 лет назад

    '' ngga i will harm her knees '' HAHAHAHAH funny shit

  • @MrFreshCoast
    @MrFreshCoast 13 лет назад

    Shatdafuckup, Uno Lavoz was fucking hilarious. Anybody who didn't enjoy this shit, doesn't enjoy happiness, laughter, and/or life.

  • @tabeebAsim
    @tabeebAsim 12 лет назад

    Yo we need more battles wit uno lol this kid crazy

  • @chrome00
    @chrome00 13 лет назад

    Are Harmony's knees alright?