KOTD - Rap Battle - Kaliente vs Uno Lavoz |
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2011
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The jokes over bars movement as begun, and if this next release from World Domination 2 is any indication, it might have a little steam to it. Uno Lavoz, a Philadelphia native, has been earning a reputation as one of the most unique battlers to burst onto the scene in a long time. Completely irreverent and wholly unorthodox, Lavoz is less of a battle rapper and more of a one man show. His opponent Kaliente, the King of the Dot veteran from upstate New York, is one of the longest tenured battlers in Canada's premier league, having been a part of the scene since its inception. Kali mixes in hardcore bars with an aggressive delivery, while Lavoz does everything in his power to turn his matches from battles into sideshows. Which of these two will prevail in this highly entertaining event?
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KOTD WORLD DOMINATION 2 KALIENTE vs UNO LAVOZ
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this was the best world domination in my opinion, tonnes of classics with endless replay value
That back turned is mad disrespectful no way to battle at all period, lol. who is kaliente anyways lmfao. Uno funny shit as always, the back turned is too unprofessional for me
Kaliente sux boss
Uno probably smells like straight booze, so I don't blame him
uno won this hands down no contest 3/0
didn't even sound like uno was rapping it just sounded like he was just roasing 😁😀😂
"oh, u wanna talk about mommas?" lmfao
"Isn't your daughter named Harmony?
Nigga, I will harm her knees"
LOL.
You have to laugh out loud at least once every Uno Lavoz battle.
Comedy always wins .uno lavos.
"BITCH TAKE A SHIT STANDING UP!" oh God I was dying XD
the only reason this battle has any replay value is cause Uno is funny as fuck, i skip kalientes rounds lol
shoutout to fuckin screech
"Your mom gotta fake leg with real toenails"
Wtf XDDDDD
yo on some serious shit i really do appreciate the love from all the people on here and i also understand why the other people feel the way they do about this battle all i can say is wait till me vs hfk happens i wont drink before the battle ...but i will be fuckin drunk out my mind for the post battle interview hahahaha ..p.s lightin up its free entertainment
Damn the crowd was sleeping on that collie buddz line
Lol even the camera man can't help laughing at Uno Lavoz bars
Kaliente says he from upstate but his accent is canadian, he doesnt talk like he from upstate NY
Uno Lavos has an unorthodox style that is entertaining to watch. He is a breath of fresh air to battles. When he gets serious he's a beast...and he has great charisma. Original.
How come rone and uno never did a 2 on 2 together?
sure a lot of these guys from 4 years ago seem whack today, but they are the pioneers of KOTD and helped get this shit to where it is. i respect them
you know uno entertaining when erbodi at the event is just waiting for his rounds lol.... like hurry up kaliente
INTRO WAS HILARIOUS! "You about to get bodied, Nigga!" LOL
Uno isnt about bars. dude just has a unique ass personality. When he brings his A game, i feel like he can hold his own against some unexpected opponents. looking forward to his HFK battle comin up
I would love to buy the snapback Uno Lavoz is wearing, but somehow it's no where to find on the internet... Someone has a link where to buy that snapback??
dope battle btw
Uno's got bars but there are clearly some battles that he doesn't take seriously. His bars in this battle sound like he wrote it in the bathroom while taking a shit. All Kaliente had to do was show up to win this battle. But IMO, if he had actually taken the time to write his bars instead of that whack freestyle yo mamma shit, he's much better than Kaliente.
"Aint your daughter named Harmony........Nigga i will harm her knees"
Uno is the shit. lol
Someone’s mom is about to get violated.
Uno never fails to make his opponents laugh, no matter how serious the battle is lmao...very entertaining
Love this battle.
"From what I remember it was funny as hell..." hahahaha!!!
@GhosTownM2P they arent public on youtube for the first day or release. you have to go to the king of the dot website to see it the first day
Uno Lavoz saying bars over jokes is like Thesaurus saying bars over multi's
'' ngga i will harm her knees '' HAHAHAHAH funny shit
funniest battle in a while
Love how they judging this like Uno even took it serious lmao
how the fuck kaliente win..yea uno didnt come with bars but kaliente choked his 2nd and 3rd round and spit garbage freestyle. Kaliente 1st round was pretty good but uno was consistent and entertaining the whole battle
@UnoLaVoz Niice! Thanks for replying to this!.. Hope this can work out... btw, since you replied if i can ask you 2 questions:
1) If you could choose who to battle, would you prefer Cortez or Diaz?
2) What do you think of Grindtime? Can you succeed on that platform?
'Isnt your daughters name harony, harmony, niggah i will harm her knees' TIME, bodybag! ahahahahaha
"you got love, peace and harmony on the side of your fucking neck, aint your daughter named harony....harmony nigga i will harm her knees" lmao perhaps the worst yet funniest line i have ever heard
@UnoLaVoz all of your battles are funny, keep doing your thing homie, holla back from montreal
this match is for UNO! jokes over bars!
"Your Mom gotta fake leg with real toe nails" LMFAO WTF?!?!
When Caliente Is Introducing Himself Uno was like "Yu boutta get Body Shut up" xD LMFAOOO XD
lmfao!! " aint yo daughter name harmony... nigga i will harm her knees" nice haha
i laugh my ass off every time i watched this battle. thank you uno.
Wow! Uno with the overflow of comedy!
"Your mom got a fake leg with real toe nails" hahahaha...
Uno Lavoz, my top RUclips search. Love this guy.
Ain't your daughter named harmony? nigga I will harm her knees. hahaha. best line.
i love how 'drunk' is one of the tags. :)
@Cvasir thank u very mush i really appreciate that homie
7:21"U better come haaaard" lmaooooooooo
uno lavos vs kerser or 360 would be entertaining to watch because they're all funny.
Uno needs his own TV show or movie like Friday!
Saying "OFF THE TOP" is always a bad sign in a written battle league. It translates into "I'm losing right now, help me"
"Nigga, I will harm her knees" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, where's the guy who usually comments and gives me the time for when the actual battle starts?
Fucking intro to world domination 2 is amazing!
That "Thang thang, wang wang, gang bang" line was slow but fun if you could have speeded it up :P
Its all about the Uno Lavoz dance move in the 1st round.
" Aint yo daughter named Harmony, Nigga i Will Harm her knees" DAMNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Ooo shit
Uno Lavoz was drunk as shit and still droppin rhymes all over Kaliente's face
kaliente tryin not to laugh the whole first round
hahahah
"Your mum be eating hotdogs and spam in church."
9:03 can you smell what the rock is cookin'?
I've never liked Kalienete... But Uno Lavoz set battle rap back 100 years. Kaliente did his thing
Didnt mean for the battle to come out this way I got drunk before the battle but it still has some entertainment value ...im battlin hfk on nov/5th I wont get drunk for that one and I reassure you that battle will before 100x better then this
Yo we need more battles wit uno lol this kid crazy
2 chokes and he still won, he can never get mad about arcane beating him in the 2010 grand prix
this battle is hysterical uno should just be a comedian
Watched this battle years ago...still my favorite random ass thing to spit out to buddy's, "yo moms got a wooden leg...with real toenails" (adapted). They always die and I gotta explain where I heard it from 🤣. Mans sold tickets and had fun, don't hate on the dude 🤙
Uno Lavoz is a legend
i didnt laugh my ass off so hard since the compliment battle hahaha
@ 2:17 HAHAHA UNO "Im a keep doing what im going" drunk as shit lol
the second i thnik i like KOTD..they release a battle like this...
Uno Lavoz needs a title match.!
That was the fucking most amazing battle ever XD
Honestly, if my opponent was that drunk, I would've considered it a huge kind of disrespect and turned my back on him too. Uno just gives other leagues more ammunition to say how wack GT is...
World domination intro is fucking epic !
I mean your grandma soo strong she be playing football 😂😂
Uno is Hilarious as fuck.
"Makes me wana say BITCH! BLOW YA NOSE!" loool!
flow-Kaliente
Originality-Kaliente
Bars-Kaliente
Wordplay-Kaliente
Kaliente won all 3 rounds easily
no body got uno lavos line at 15:32 when he said ," cuz from the east side this platano can get deep fried, totones"
Some Dominicans refer to themselfs as Platanos which is a green banana or plaintain. when cut up and deep fried they can be made into totones. Which are delishus.
I don't think he was pretending to be drunk this time because normally he switches it up. He was slurring from the beginning to end this battle. You got to hand it to him though, some of that shit he was saying was so bizarre and hilarious.
where can I get a Uno Lavoz shirt? 1:00
Whats that noise at 5:30?
Kotd has the best opening ever hands down
Rone vs Uno Lavoz would be heaven
Kaliente calls himself when he won on a split decision to a dude drunk off his ass
Once Aftershock destroys Kaliente, Kaliente should battle Mista Conspiracy.
the 2 judges who voted for Uno should never judge again.
@UnoLaVoz ...dam i had a typo. I meant "URL" not "grindtime", cuz now in days the upcoming acts of grindtime kind of suck... Well hope its replied in the HFK battle. Cant wait for it to come up.
UNO LAVOZ!Lmaoooo that man is too funny.
Shatdafuckup, Uno Lavoz was fucking hilarious. Anybody who didn't enjoy this shit, doesn't enjoy happiness, laughter, and/or life.
What this battle lacks in lyricism, it makes for in ridiculousness.
"NIGGA YA MOM GOTTA FAKE LEG WITH REAL TOENAILS!"
kaliente and uno threw jabs at each other during their battles at BO3 hilarious shit
I'm a fan of Uno but honestly wasn't all that crazy about this battle. Battle had a couple good moments but I was a little disappointed. Looking forward to the Uno/HFK battle though..that's gonna be crazy.
@UnoLaVoz when is the battle vs Everybody Knows supposed to drop?
that dominican/black line was amazing
I think you misunderstood me. I meant that I laughed when he spoke because of how he looks and how his voice is.
175 people have a mom with a fake leg and real toe nails.
"Fake leg with real toenails"
Bodybag.