Squadd Roasting CP

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @angel1202003
    @angel1202003 2 года назад +555

    when cp gets roasted he just be staring in disbelief 😭

  • @icarlyrocks1011
    @icarlyrocks1011 2 года назад +350

    “CP why every week you come on here like you didn’t know you was supposed to be on here” Meg’s roasts are simple yet effective 😂

    • @RayTheomo
      @RayTheomo Год назад +36

      Nah Meg really got sniper rounds. She be saying shit with a straight face out of no where. You dont realize its for you until its too late 💀

    • @chrissullivan6572
      @chrissullivan6572 Год назад +1

      She be throwin them quick body shots

  • @chriscali2976
    @chriscali2976 2 года назад +207

    That Tracee Ellis Ross joke is undefeated, literally made me signed off 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MannuhFestIt
    @MannuhFestIt 2 года назад +247

    COMPLETELY unrelated, but can we take a moment to admire CP’s hair journey? His hair has actually been having some healthy amazing growth!!

  • @LavizzoPack
    @LavizzoPack 2 года назад +132

    Tahir said “they have you bite into planks of wood to make picket fences” 😂😂😂 wowwwwww 🤣

    • @beccadotelpy
      @beccadotelpy 2 года назад +8

      Absolutely savage 😂

    • @LavizzoPack
      @LavizzoPack 2 года назад +5

      @@beccadotelpy 😂😂😂 and so creative

  • @val287
    @val287 2 года назад +163

    I love seeing CP get roasted because he's such a dangerous roaster himself!😆

  • @Unbothered92
    @Unbothered92 2 года назад +92

    I dont think pat gets enough credit for that tracie ellis ross joke. It was soo outta pocket and i loved it🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tr3prom
    @tr3prom 2 года назад +65

    When CP doesn't have a quick rebuttal.. He always says That's Funny

  • @harleyj.knight1130
    @harleyj.knight1130 2 года назад +152

    Brent killed him on Roast me with the "Shut yo frog face ass up, look like you been eatin FLIES today!"

    • @jaszjonezgamez
      @jaszjonezgamez  2 года назад +10

      💀💀💀

    • @jilaelennio6944
      @jilaelennio6944 2 года назад +15

      When you get hungry, you. GAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

    • @bigfaceMigz
      @bigfaceMigz 2 года назад +2

      Gap back into it lol

    • @Squeedlyspooch3
      @Squeedlyspooch3 2 года назад +20

      When boo capote said he looked like a thawed out catfish 😳 💀 🤣

    • @misterpalmer
      @misterpalmer Год назад +1

      Why I laugh out loud just READING this shit? 😅

  • @Mr.J281
    @Mr.J281 2 года назад +138

    Low key…when CP says, “oh wow, that’s funny/hilarious”…he’s PISSED.

    • @Tokyoghoul4life
      @Tokyoghoul4life Год назад +11

      Nah that's just him cooking up a roast

    • @Mr.J281
      @Mr.J281 Год назад +6

      @@Tokyoghoul4life I use to believe so…until I kept watching. He is not good when coming from behind. His jokes become flatter the more he keeps shooting.

    • @Tokyoghoul4life
      @Tokyoghoul4life Год назад +9

      I think sometimes yeah. But other times he claps back after that with a banger tho. I think we're both right

    • @brziperiod
      @brziperiod Год назад +1

      @@Mr.J281 Dion waiters type beat

  • @prophecy0731
    @prophecy0731 2 года назад +29

    "Pat roast like a mean girl" -CP (can't remember when he said this, but its so accurate)

  • @_markdakxng_706
    @_markdakxng_706 2 года назад +79

    Yes when the roaster gets roasted love it 😂😂

    • @onshaqnem
      @onshaqnem 2 года назад +4

      He’s not good at comebacks either lol

    • @ExotiKZBoy17
      @ExotiKZBoy17 2 года назад +3

      He's not that good. He's mostly rambling.

  • @ksg314
    @ksg314 2 года назад +18

    The loofah jokes being called back on a different episode is sending me. 😂😂

  • @achronos178
    @achronos178 2 года назад +53

    CP getting destroyed on the regular now is balance! lmao

  • @frozen8672
    @frozen8672 Год назад +14

    LuLu and Pat bodying CP with the luffa roasts 💀🤣

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 2 года назад +68

    CP is awesome And also, Pat is one of his biggest contenders! Pat quick with the words and visuals too man. When these two are together it brings me Joy because I know they gon get stupidly creatively funny! Lol

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 2 года назад +10

      Right, he always gave CP a run for his money lmao

    • @misterpalmer
      @misterpalmer Год назад +5

      Word

    • @misterpalmer
      @misterpalmer Год назад +5

      Different styles but both original and hilarious.

  • @MsKiwi0507
    @MsKiwi0507 2 года назад +18

    Lol FIGHT BACK CP FIGHT BACK! 🤣🤣🤣Yo Pat is a whole beast too and his laugh makes it more funny and disrespectful 🤣🤣🤣

    • @misterpalmer
      @misterpalmer Год назад +3

      The laugh pulls everybody else in 😄

  • @BlaqRainFresh
    @BlaqRainFresh 2 года назад +93

    I honestly feel like CP has a come back every time, but just chooses not to do so.

    • @CirielGoldbrocks
      @CirielGoldbrocks Год назад +7

      Yeah, he doesn't roast from a mean place. He could hurt their feelings if he wanted to.

  • @Courtsid3_
    @Courtsid3_ 2 года назад +44

    They ask you how you are, n you say “fine.” But youre not really fine. 😂😂 shit gets me everytime fr

  • @Juicejoynt
    @Juicejoynt 2 года назад +38

    That single child joke is hilarious 😂

  • @TheWerbenmanjensen
    @TheWerbenmanjensen 2 года назад +48

    Thank you Jasz!! You always come through with the 🔥.

  • @pelcha09
    @pelcha09 Год назад +11

    Yo, Lou Lou and and Pat have my kind of nonstop keep it going nonsensical outrageous humor. Just keep adding on 🤣 thank you all for the tears of joy 🤣

  • @angelique707
    @angelique707 Год назад +5

    Pat’s the kind of assassin that would blow out your knee, elbows, shoulders, before finishing with a headshot.

  • @thekaerichtexas
    @thekaerichtexas 2 года назад +15

    I can't believe tahir had the nerve to put in a gold tooth next to his missing side tooth. The audacity 😆🤣😂😹

  • @lanceuppercut9715
    @lanceuppercut9715 2 года назад +16

    I feel like Pat is the only one that really gives CP competition. CP roasts Everybody! But this nigga Pat be having him speechless😂
    Also I cannot I see Tracy Ellis Ross now🤣🤣

  • @misterpalmer
    @misterpalmer Год назад +7

    "Relax. That's Lulu's joke ..." 😅😅

  • @marquizeconway
    @marquizeconway 2 года назад +7

    “They have you bite into planks of wood to make picket fences” 😲😹 that is the best roast in the history of Tahir

  • @judithdaniel
    @judithdaniel 2 года назад +26

    Out the gate disrespect 🤣😭😭😭

  • @icey_penguino472
    @icey_penguino472 2 года назад +22

    Bruh the loofah segments are worse than when Brody got roasted on Christmas🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Jesus CP, YOU FROM DETROIT AND THIS WAS THE WORST ROAST OF MICHIGAN SINCE THE WATER JOKES🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @myaleigh149
    @myaleigh149 2 года назад +12

    No, but the thumbnail though 😂😂😭
    I knew what each pic exactly meant, and I remember every moment when the roast dropped lol. Jasz is a goat🐐❤️

  • @b_t_b_h_
    @b_t_b_h_ 2 года назад +12

    I love these Jasz!!! Hilarious! You got me waiting until the end like Marvel comic movies, I know you about to drop something at the end.😂

  • @babyboy2466
    @babyboy2466 Год назад +4

    When boo said that dude looked like a thawed out catfish 🤣🤣🤣

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 2 года назад +5

    The damn loofah episodes🤣🤣🤣. Great as always Jasz!

  • @d-rass9850
    @d-rass9850 2 года назад +10

    Just imagine you just learn about all def. Damn you will have endless entertainment at this point.

    • @JaDedby88
      @JaDedby88 2 года назад +3

      I seriously feel bad for ppl who aren't hip to all def content..but also feel special because I've been hip for years

  • @samuelleblanc4331
    @samuelleblanc4331 2 года назад +5

    Jasz be cracking up editing these videos 😂😂😂

  • @malikah14otrew
    @malikah14otrew 2 года назад +16

    Why did I never know that Tracee Ellis joke was about CP??!! 😭🤣🤣 Noooo

  • @rantsandfaves
    @rantsandfaves 2 года назад +15

    Yes, thank you Jasz btw the thumbnail is hella funny!

  • @mankay2000
    @mankay2000 2 года назад +3

    Haven't watched yet but this video definitely needs a "That's funny" counter 😂

  • @LavizzoPack
    @LavizzoPack 2 года назад +15

    Jasz, we love you and what you do 🤞🏽🤎😂

  • @bobcat9978
    @bobcat9978 2 года назад +2

    "That's funny, that's fuuuny" CP when he get roasted

  • @guidinglight444
    @guidinglight444 10 месяцев назад +1

    The funniest part where Cp says y’all not finna clown me. Lol
    Yes they are that is the point

  • @ellissmith23
    @ellissmith23 2 года назад +10

    We had the pizza sleeves too in Kansas 😂😢

  • @mass712
    @mass712 2 года назад +19

    I love how cp CAN NOT take it 😂😆😂😆

  • @LaylaMarie3-g2m
    @LaylaMarie3-g2m 2 года назад +6

    CP looks like that “Give Me Back That Filet-O- Fish, give me that fish” fish on the wall from that iconic McDonalds Filet O Fish Commercial back in 2009 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @blankmandastankman
    @blankmandastankman Год назад +1

    5:49 the nerve of pat to laugh like he knew he dodged a bullet w that hair joke

  • @2ToTheDome
    @2ToTheDome 2 года назад +3

    You can tell when CP be mad, but he always got a comeback for you💯💯💯

  • @bajapantiii198
    @bajapantiii198 2 года назад +17

    8:13 you guys dont know pain😂😂😂

  • @southsidesmoove
    @southsidesmoove 2 года назад +2

    That Safelight Repair joke was a violation 🤣🤣

  • @micahsworld7217
    @micahsworld7217 2 года назад +8

    “You’re ugly though” 😂

  • @Juju-Senju
    @Juju-Senju Год назад +1

    Cp got in trouble for always being in the “I.C.U”

  • @KaylaIsThatDoll
    @KaylaIsThatDoll Год назад +1

    It’s the way Megan be dying laughing on the low 😂

  • @ahmadnajee
    @ahmadnajee 2 года назад +5

    CP clap backs are unmatched tho lol

  • @roblee6246
    @roblee6246 Год назад +2

    😂 CP Getting roasted is classic.

  • @d0nwick97
    @d0nwick97 2 года назад +3

    “who birthed a fly? ?!’
    💀🪰

  • @ExotiKZBoy17
    @ExotiKZBoy17 2 года назад +8

    THANK YOU JASZ!! I didn't think you would make this video, but you did. It's about time CP get a taste of his own medicine.

  • @icarlyrocks1011
    @icarlyrocks1011 2 года назад +7

    5:07 was too perfect 😭

  • @LawDog88
    @LawDog88 2 года назад +4

    Yes indeed….thank you Jasz….CP my man, but he can get these jokes….Meg be killing him!!!!

  • @pe10437
    @pe10437 2 месяца назад

    "Abducted by Aliens"😂

  • @1lionyouth
    @1lionyouth Год назад

    CP is such a shooter with the jokes that he gotta intentionally hold back and let everyone get some jokes off on him

  • @426AM
    @426AM 2 года назад +10

    The string hanging out his butt 💀🤦🏾‍♂️ my gawd man

  • @gempr86
    @gempr86 2 года назад +3

    Little Caesars in Canada had pizza sleeves back in the day.

  • @kimchiandquesofresco
    @kimchiandquesofresco Год назад +2

    His look is because he doesn't roast from a mean place. You can see from videos where he does join in.

  • @ramonpeters9608
    @ramonpeters9608 2 года назад +1

    I love when they roast CP. He always act like he's innocent. Nah nigga get this work

  • @joshuabolton3866
    @joshuabolton3866 2 года назад +2

    He just looks like “the audacity of yall” I thought we were friends

  • @dcthegr8
    @dcthegr8 9 месяцев назад

    yooooo this is so so funny im dying. the laughter is taking over my body.

  • @dandansama7506
    @dandansama7506 5 месяцев назад +4

    To be fair I remember the old Little Ceasars pizza sleeves that CP is talking about & to put it in reference watch BMF season 2 I don't remember the episode tho but I remember because WE use to have them in Milwaukee

    • @Christian9TNAT3
      @Christian9TNAT3 14 дней назад

      @dandansama7506 we had Little Caesars in the DMV area in the early 90s, and all their pizza used to come wrapped in white paper back then. I knew Exactly what he was talking about.

    • @dandansama7506
      @dandansama7506 13 дней назад

      @@Christian9TNAT3 yeah the sleeve from the early 90"s

  • @danewon9540
    @danewon9540 2 года назад +3

    CP don't be wanting to hurt nobody feelins so his looks be crazy .

  • @MrRudyc85
    @MrRudyc85 Год назад +3

    CP not a Kappa he’s a Gappa

  • @Frantz_PA-C
    @Frantz_PA-C Год назад +2

    Thanks Jasz, I love these compilations. Have you made one when CP roasting everyone?

    • @jaszjonezgamez
      @jaszjonezgamez  Год назад

      Best Of Cp - Part 2 (Try not to laugh)
      ruclips.net/video/icmyeNEY-FA/видео.html

  • @Coburnify
    @Coburnify 2 года назад +2

    Pat has gone in on everybody to the point that they wanted to sign off. His visuals are too good.

  • @kavemanblaq-thorjohnson9795
    @kavemanblaq-thorjohnson9795 Год назад

    I love when cp just gose on and on till u stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @khallsgotit
    @khallsgotit Год назад +1

    CP can take a roast just as good as he can roast others. Gotta love it! CP is a crazy man! #313 all day

  • @Notorious248
    @Notorious248 2 года назад +2

    thanks for uploading another one !

  • @kymmieg6110
    @kymmieg6110 2 года назад

    When they compared him to a fish and the loofah jokes. 😂😂😂😂

  • @ohudidntknow8835
    @ohudidntknow8835 7 месяцев назад +1

    Every time lou lou fine as hell

  • @eldutcholoco1
    @eldutcholoco1 2 года назад +1

    In jersey back in the day little Cesar’s came like what cp said with the sleeve with 2 pizzas

  • @jdot6904
    @jdot6904 Год назад +2

    to roast cp u gotta be good, his comebacks crazy

  • @keithn9253
    @keithn9253 2 года назад +2

    How did I miss these

  • @KimboShotty
    @KimboShotty Год назад

    I remember they said cp look like Maxine on living single 😂😂😂 can’t unsee it

  • @Christian9TNAT3
    @Christian9TNAT3 29 дней назад

    These CP roasts are where I realized that Pat is the 2nd best roaster on ADD

  • @ayeayeaye993
    @ayeayeaye993 Месяц назад

    7:00 NEVER seen pat laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @messidollasign7532
    @messidollasign7532 Год назад +1

    cp lou lou and pat cloud are the goats of squadd cast

  • @misterpalmer
    @misterpalmer Год назад

    Yo! Pat was on fire! That might be the funniest I've ever seen him be. When it comes to roasting CP and (and also Tahir), Pat goes into Super Saiyan mode. 😅

  • @lestercollins6519
    @lestercollins6519 2 года назад +1

    That thumbnail is priceless

  • @mckinleygreer4980
    @mckinleygreer4980 Год назад +2

    Naw I think we got Tracy Ellis Ross is craaaaaaazy tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iDefineProgress
    @iDefineProgress 2 года назад +2

    Jasz you’re a gem 😂😂😂

  • @DwayneTheFoolosopher
    @DwayneTheFoolosopher 10 месяцев назад +1

    We had the little Caesars paper in Jersey too

  • @davidatkinson25
    @davidatkinson25 2 года назад +2

    OMG JASZ!!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME ALREADY!!!!💐 💑 ❤️. Roasting such an elite roaster such as CP isn't easy! Another great compilation 👌

  • @toreybell6845
    @toreybell6845 Год назад

    Bruh said cp made his own self talk 😂😂😂😂

  • @Powitisme
    @Powitisme 2 года назад +2

    "YOU'RE MAD"

  • @henrysol-j4u
    @henrysol-j4u Год назад

    CP developed excellent side vision swimming with all of those catfish when he was young🐟🐟🐟

  • @pelcha09
    @pelcha09 Год назад +1

    Old loofah in the back smoking a cigarette 🚬:
    "you guys don't know pain"
    I'm dyiiinnnggg! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 yoo wtfff

  • @Mr.J281
    @Mr.J281 2 года назад +1

    Oh ooooo, another BANGER!!!

  • @browngoddess5340
    @browngoddess5340 Год назад +2

    Frfr lil ceasers came in a long paper box tho

  • @CASHABILLION
    @CASHABILLION 2 года назад

    I been waiting for dis 😂😂😂😂

  • @sorrywhenisignin1979
    @sorrywhenisignin1979 2 года назад +1

    Coming through thanks jazz at chick fil a just off 😩🤝

  • @keepa2070
    @keepa2070 6 дней назад

    I remember CP and I was in So Cal! ! ! Lot

  • @rawdollarkarbone
    @rawdollarkarbone 2 года назад +2

    C.p is right about the Little Caesars it came in cardboard at the bottom and in like a white paper bag here in Houston too

  • @smithhitemup2
    @smithhitemup2 Год назад

    Lil Caesars pizza by the foot def came in a paper weapping with a cardboard bottom. That. Bih def got a party started as a kid.

  • @jibrilbuilder2668
    @jibrilbuilder2668 Год назад +2

    I Love Meg 2:36