This song at first might seem innocent, simple or straight forward. However when you know Ugly God as well as I do, a mere scratch of the surface will reveal the true message behind this song. A story of alienation from natural urges to procreate. A ballad of loneliness in the modern era where straight young males are surrounded by anything and everything they could perceive as pornography. Let's begin with the verse "I could fuck Beyonce but I'd rather use my hand". The sentiment behind this verse is that, should you set your mind to something, the possibilities are endless. Even if this is so, and the bold claim is true, then why would he not want to copulate with a woman who is very commonly described as an immensely beautiful woman? Not only would the practice of this claim bring him the immediate sexual pleasure, but also the perception of greatness from his peers. Instead, Ugly God rejects masculine values of the sexual subjugation of females, (evidenced by the somewhat misogynistic subtext) and instead espouses his preference for masturbation. Could this be a disconnection from nature?
I teach classes at a church after school for volunteer hours. I found this song because the 5-6th graders were singing it when the adult was out of the room haha
Who cares. I love making people think about why they hate music do much, like be happy yo? Vibe to this shit? Why the fuck so many minds so negative? Feel sorry for niggas unable to vibe to this modern rap
olultimateX for real it's relatable. it's funny. I think the problem with some of these trash rappers is that they demand to be taken seriously when they trullllly disrespect and embarrass rap. but rap does have styles and humor is one of them. this dude Ugly God is goofy. and he's just that. goofy talented dude. you know? least that's how I view ugly god.
No... it suppsosed to touch yo ur heart.... feel the mesage.... not random bs like thiws man..... rap is an expression of whats been locked inside of you for so loing... you gotaa rap it out.... Take rap seriouslt.... - Been rappin for 19 Years (55) Zeke Kartson
@@theghostkat Damn that's crazy cause (1) nobody fucking cares, and (2) that's literally what this song does, not random bs. (3) I can't find a single thing on the internet that mentions your name. Let alone a single rap song.
Kidzbop Version: Man I brush my teeth, I don’t want my breath to be stank, I don’t want no cavities, so my swag will be complete, making a sandwich for lunch man and I got my favorite meat, and I’m always eating candy but I’m still gon brush my teeth. I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, gum in the class and my friends want a piece.
fax dog i was in 7th or 8th grade, a kid in my class with anger issues showed me this during recess when we were playing basketball and every so often i come back and listen😂
"If I could but it aint cause i cant nigga gang"
Best line of the year
Ongod
Frfr
+Clyzors [POWR] sup sean chief camos
lmaoo expose get out my face lmaoo stalking me
Who else beat they meat after this?
I go to the bathroom, turn on the little ventilation fan thing so nobody can hear, bring my phone and go to work
Fuuuuuuh u describe my life
+CnLoCc 90s 😂😂
I use headphones
+Acadiagamer206 yeah I do too
Fuck that. I lock my door and just go to work smfh.
Nothing beats this era of rap music ngl 😁😁😁
Facts🤣 to classic!
Dbangz, Ugly God, Lil Boom, Billy Marchiafava and so many others paved the way fr
siuuuu
Uhhh the 90's. Easily
@@michaelhauser6440 old ass mf
your old boom bappity rappity will never compare
no hand shakes from me
Mark Ass Whimsy 😂
Mark Ass Whimsy her dad wants to shake my hand I give him that look
deathsart9000
Mark Ass Whimsy shit.. I might have to hit him with the double grab
😂😂 one of the best comments yet
He whispering half of this like his mom in the other room
she prolly was, he made this in high school
yeah Im honestly dead while rreading this comment
Chibezem Ndukwe hahaha dead 😷😷😂😂 ------
lmfao
Cinnamon Squirrel
Who came back to this in 2020?this song will forever be legendary🤣
Facts
On god
Fr lol
@@kalafri8789 brooo
2021🙏🏼🙏🏼
Finally, a song I can relate too
ChuckwickBeast24 😂😂😂😂fr bro
I do every it every day
I do it every day
I beat my meat while getting porked by big hard black meatrod. Yeah I’m Daddy’s little juice dumpster
YunoTheActivist lmaoo noooo💀💀
it's all about having fun when making music, shit ain't always gotta be serious
ikr
true
Yea but damn
Common Username 😂😂😂
LBlock
I miss this era when you’d use random cartoon and anime pictures as SoundCloud song covers 😂😂
Fr
🥺🥺I know right
Those always end up being the best songs
back to that 😏
ouh
I go ham. I eat ass. I'm never starving. God damn.
Best line
😂
😂😂😂
"lotion in my pocket but that's only for survival!" 😂😂😩💀
jdubb 49ers 😂💀
sur vive in aparris mouth
My mom: what you listening to?!?!
Me: oh I’m just watching Mario episodes
"finnes the porn off yo tv" 😂😂😂 got me dyin
Who tf watches Pornhub on TV? That's only for if you're watching a movie. Shit I watch it on my phone 😂
+Acadiagamer206 ur living a SAD lyfd dood
Acadia you havent lived until you watch it on tv
+Savoring Randombacon yes.
Savoring Randombacon
"Until I power up on that booty like luigi" DEAD
Hank Elliott xD
right
Lol
Hahahahaha
Hank Elliott favorite part
this is actually my ringtone💀
Me too lol
@@egesoyulmazkkkakakakajaa
ANSWER YOUR PHONE
you the type a nigga that plays this song out loud
just so people think your phone is ringing
Abdul Rahman Yasin lol you made my day
lol
finn west Ayoooo. 😂😂
W
This song at first might seem innocent, simple or straight forward. However when you know Ugly God as well as I do, a mere scratch of the surface will reveal the true message behind this song. A story of alienation from natural urges to procreate. A ballad of loneliness in the modern era where straight young males are surrounded by anything and everything they could perceive as pornography.
Let's begin with the verse "I could fuck Beyonce but I'd rather use my hand". The sentiment behind this verse is that, should you set your mind to something, the possibilities are endless. Even if this is so, and the bold claim is true, then why would he not want to copulate with a woman who is very commonly described as an immensely beautiful woman? Not only would the practice of this claim bring him the immediate sexual pleasure, but also the perception of greatness from his peers. Instead, Ugly God rejects masculine values of the sexual subjugation of females, (evidenced by the somewhat misogynistic subtext) and instead espouses his preference for masturbation.
Could this be a disconnection from nature?
George Frost 👏👏👏👏
George Frost this comment gives me life.
Really😑...😂😂😂😂 at least u can
George Frost I'd rather beat my meat to it
George Frost ✊🍆
No one ever:
Not a single soul:
Ugly God : I make it look easy... 😆😆😆
I go HAM
Swoop
😂😂😂
"Lotion in my pocket but that's only for survival" 😂😂
lmao
W. 😭😭
Read this as he said it
this song ain't supposed to be this good
Makio Phillips what's wrong with it
Mohammed Rashaad its talking ab beating his meat. the song is fire but it shouldn't be
I don’t know what this song is talking about though so I don’t know if it’s bad or good
ouh
"Booty Gang Disciple"
Damn
Damn
"Young Ugly God finesse the porno off your tv" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
hell Nah
+Sherrod Brown go to 1:11 he says it 😂😂
+Eric Handy ight
Swear I started dying when he said that lmao
I teach classes at a church after school for volunteer hours. I found this song because the 5-6th graders were singing it when the adult was out of the room haha
lol
Noooo
LLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
W
I would say they need Jesus but you know....
Bro it's been 5 years but why is this shit low-key fire. Like god damn his wordplay is on point
" i powered up on that booty like Luigi" im sleep
" Nigga Gang " lol favorite part
Booty gang disciple
Ibetyourehavingtroublereadingmyname Lol
Ibetyou'rehavingtroublereadingmyname*
Me too 😂
I remember being 16 and listening to this in the car all the time lmaoo
I was like 12 bro 💀
@@soaperman I was 14😂
Me rn (about 2 weeks till I'm 16 anyway)
why
@@theghostkat because it's a bomb ass song 🤙
HAHAHAHAHA this nigga rapped over the old nokia ringtone. He gonna go very far.
That's Iphone dumb ass nigga
Look at this dood this is the iPhone ringtone
IM SCREAMING LMFAOOOO
look at this doood
+Luis A Crespo 😂
Booty Gang Discople 😂💀.
Lol
lol
LOL 😂😂
"discople", hold this L
+Alex Smith Ok People Make Mistakes 😂
*when ur single during covid*
💀
Deadass
💀💀
💀
damn this song blew up, last time I was here, the view count was 300k
Entertainment videos same he's blowing up
5.3
@Thomas Sankara 6.3
This song funny asf!
i always laugh with the other voice bro, its fucking funny
frl 😂😂😂😂
fuck you hacker
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMW kill me
Check out my music !!
Now you gotta beat the case gang 💀
Wait what happended?
@@pixelanderthere are allegations of him killing his best friend’s father
@@victor_autopilotliving5786 is there more details on the case? I heard it was self defense
@@pixelander not sure maybe you can look it up, all I know was they blamed it on him
Got fired for singing this at work
Andrew Lewis that job wasn't 4 u lol
Ha!
r/thathappened
Hell yea let mfkn freedom ring still they shuldn't have fired u bro dats not rite 🔥💯
I want someone to play this at my funeral
Same
I remember listening to this song for the first time as a freshman in college... god it’s crazy how fast 4 years fly by
Oy
Lmao I Want To Put This As My Ringtone
same
u can I did with ringdroid
I have the instrumental if you want it
why do you only have two blood bags
+Katie McNasty u play apoc rising on roblox
Who be listening to this in 2020😂🙌
Me 😭😂💜❤💛
Me😂😂🤣🤣
Me fasho 😂🤣
of course
me lmfao
We thought ugly god was just joking around in his music but in reality he was teaching us self love ❤😊
this shit wild but fire and I hate myself for fucking wit this
Facts😭😭😭
Who cares. I love making people think about why they hate music do much, like be happy yo? Vibe to this shit? Why the fuck so many minds so negative? Feel sorry for niggas unable to vibe to this modern rap
fr tho like y y'all so negative
fr tho like y y'all so negative
fr tho like y y'all so negative
can someone please tell me why this song is lyrically better than the majority of songs coming out in today's rap era?
olultimateX its relate able
olultimateX for real it's relatable. it's funny. I think the problem with some of these trash rappers is that they demand to be taken seriously when they trullllly disrespect and embarrass rap. but rap does have styles and humor is one of them. this dude Ugly God is goofy. and he's just that. goofy talented dude. you know? least that's how I view ugly god.
Bro music 4 years ago is miles better than what it is now
@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 thats cap we got yeat and carti 🙏
@@z3r0delta55 you right
2024 anyone??? 😂
Always bro 😂
Bttch I beat my meatt
Me
Bruh this don't get old 2017 gang ✌🏼✌🏼
Me
now he got a case to beat 💀
Everyday except Sunday!!!
Except Sunday? You have better morals than me
I beat my meat on Christmas ain't nobody safe.
Fallen I jack it on Easter, good luck beating me!
Wait... that came out wrong...
gotta beat ur meat 365/6 days a year, no exceptions.
C J that's Jesus day😤
The memories this song brings 😂😂😂
back when music still had meaning
It's even funnier when you realize that he wrote this song while he was a virgin.
For real? 😂
@@fullmetaltheorist yea he said it himself LMAO
@@fullmetaltheorist and now girls on his d## cause he rich
I wonder if Aparri is a virgin
anyone else here in 2021? song still hits.
Swoop
LOL SWOOP
+Batman Bich
😂😂
+Dingle Wood lol
This is what rap is supposed to be. Carefree and fun.
Facts
No... it suppsosed to touch yo ur heart.... feel the mesage.... not random bs like thiws man..... rap is an expression of whats been locked inside of you for so loing... you gotaa rap it out.... Take rap seriouslt.... - Been rappin for 19 Years (55) Zeke Kartson
@@theghostkat Damn that's crazy cause (1) nobody fucking cares, and (2) that's literally what this song does, not random bs.
(3) I can't find a single thing on the internet that mentions your name. Let alone a single rap song.
@@Quint_69 IM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS COMMENT I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT THIS WAS COMEOLETELY A JOKE I AM NOT SOME SOUR MIDDLE AGED MAN
@@theghostkat Damn you did a really good impression of a sour middle aged man.
Kidzbop Version: Man I brush my teeth, I don’t want my breath to be stank, I don’t want no cavities, so my swag will be complete, making a sandwich for lunch man and I got my favorite meat, and I’m always eating candy but I’m still gon brush my teeth. I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, I brush my teeth, gum in the class and my friends want a piece.
Underrated comment lmao
YOOOO 🔥
i love that m8!!
🔥🔥
That is actually fire
Just finished. Then I came here so I don't feel guilty about it.😂😂
Lmai
?
U talking about the song or…😳
"power up the booty like luigi" 😂😭😭😭
This brings back such good memories
I bet whoever was in the studio with him while he recorded this was dead 😂😂😂💀
lmaoo ongg
He recorded by himself. He makes his own beats
When u have headphones that beat is fire 🔥🔥👍🏽😃
FR
the booty gang deciple and the rifle part got me.
"Except my phone number,
If I could I would but it ain't cuz I can't nigga gang"🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂
this shit catchy
I love how I’m a female listening to this singing along😅
Chloe' Cabiness ;)
😂😂
Lmaooooo
my friend showed me this and his sister knew every word
Are you trans
i haven’t heard this in 3 years and i sang every lyric without hesitation
This song reminds me of HS freshman year 2016-17
fax dog i was in 7th or 8th grade, a kid in my class with anger issues showed me this during recess when we were playing basketball and every so often i come back and listen😂
Still here 2024😂
I beat my meat
2016 was so different life was good
Quarantine anthem
i woke up to this tune randomly playing in my head years later and just had to come back here
who still here in 2024😂
ts ah classic 😭😭👏🏽
Still here 💪💯🔥😂😂😂😂
✋
Hell yeah
Lotion in my pocket but that's only for SURVIVAL 😂😭💀👐🏾 ✈️💼🏃🏽💨
2024 anyone?
Certified hood classic
My middle school Bangers 🔥😈 now I’m a senior😭
On god same 😂
This song is legendary
lol
Ikr
This is how addicted I am to it: when someone's phone rings I say "swoo swoo swoo"
Go beat that Turkey. 😂😂😂 Happy Thanksgiving
This is the best song of 2016
When the beat drops at 1:08 is the coldest part to me.
“Belle delphine”
Everyone:
2021 bro u made it here 💪🏾
Throwback to when Cullenburger used to stream
+21 Savage lol true
+21 Savage dead 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who still listen to this in 2021
Me its fire
love it
my little brother went around school singing rhis song now all he can listen to is gospel music
Bae: So what kind of music do you listen to? (Shows her this)
lol just remembered about this 2022
This a Hit Idc Bro😂
This sounds like there would be a BYOB/ FilnoBEP video on his songs.
FILNOBEP BIAAATCH
0:36 the way he said "hoe" kinda sounds really good with the song going
this is the only rap music i’ll listen to 😂
I'm listening to this in the middle of class and when I get home I finna blast this song so my whole neighborhood can hear it
Enjaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Yes
This nigga really goated & crazy when you sit back and listen cause why tf ts so hard still 😭💯
Here cause of enya
Lmao same bruh
WHO HERE IN 2024
Hood classic
Who be listening to this in 2024 😂🤚🏾
this song originally came out on July 27, 2015
Social isolation from Corona Virus got me like
This song....story of my life😳😧
Llah this song is 🔥. Ugly God funny asf 😂😂
We all trying to put this as our ringtone but cant🙄🤦🏾♂️
Legends say it’s still ringing