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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @Tianzys
    @Tianzys 7 месяцев назад +235076

    The last guy was so polite, his girlfriend was so sweet too, dream couple fr.

    • @aaronsacote
      @aaronsacote 7 месяцев назад +304

      Hi

    • @BoiGiggy
      @BoiGiggy 7 месяцев назад +906

      I wish I had someone like that I'm my life

    • @thatscrazy6605
      @thatscrazy6605 7 месяцев назад +845

      It was his mom
      I’m joking

    • @AnimeLover-hi2lx
      @AnimeLover-hi2lx 7 месяцев назад

      Lol​@@thatscrazy6605

    • @henrymoyle6730
      @henrymoyle6730 7 месяцев назад +146

      He’s on omeTV though

  • @Brayden-h8i3d
    @Brayden-h8i3d 6 месяцев назад +27575

    “Love you honey” sounded so genuine ☺️

    • @Tychodv
      @Tychodv 3 месяца назад +117

      So jealous

    • @yan_ge
      @yan_ge 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Tychodv Why is the entire comment section men thinking that there are rarely any women that aren't unfair and hard to pull? It's crazy how much social media is brainwashing these ideas into people with the cover of these being funny jokes/memes.
      Before you argue with me, think about it. You believe women are more unfair & unreasonable than men. You don't talk to girls often. You watch social media at least an hour per day. Social pressure exists, you know.

    • @t0esisdabeest
      @t0esisdabeest 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Tychodv fr

    • @luckyboy2196
      @luckyboy2196 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@Tychodvreal

    • @enxvity04
      @enxvity04 3 месяца назад +20

      The fortnite kid rn going 200 mph on his 🍖

  • @Rye-Bread04
    @Rye-Bread04 6 месяцев назад +33359

    “Of course, I love you honey”
    Bro she’s a keeper

  • @chenglianruan5506
    @chenglianruan5506 4 месяца назад +5723

    “i’ll take it i’ll take it”
    “who are u going to call”
    “wait i got to call someone?”
    😭😭😭

    • @Professionalbanana21
      @Professionalbanana21 Месяц назад +8

      Smartest american

    • @sirwoofers
      @sirwoofers 13 дней назад +4

      who are you gonna call?
      GHOSTBUSTERS!

    • @Iserele
      @Iserele 10 дней назад

      @@Professionalbanana21ay mate can i ave a bo ah o wa ah

  • @有
    @有 3 месяца назад +986

    She's so patient and understanding, love it!

  • @brinarr
    @brinarr 6 месяцев назад +23802

    "You know how mad she'd be?"
    She proceeds to have the most wholesome reaction😭

  • @JustJoshing522
    @JustJoshing522 7 месяцев назад +99194

    “He is dying someone call 911!”
    “Be patient.”

    • @amsyarqalbi8481
      @amsyarqalbi8481 7 месяцев назад +896

      He literally is gonna be a patient

    • @AngelicRizz
      @AngelicRizz 7 месяцев назад +96

      Why does this comment have 2 replies and 2k likes 💀

    • @JustJoshing522
      @JustJoshing522 7 месяцев назад +28

      Thanks for the likes guys

    • @JustJoshing522
      @JustJoshing522 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@AngelicRizz Fr🤷‍♂️

    • @Mymentalheathsucks
      @Mymentalheathsucks 7 месяцев назад +4

      Lolll

  • @ilovecod_and_music
    @ilovecod_and_music 5 месяцев назад +11201

    bro that girl is chill

    • @Lypluva
      @Lypluva 2 месяца назад +15

      Yes

    • @Cowmooooooo
      @Cowmooooooo Месяц назад +10

      Id probably as a boy and long sleeper never talk to the person again:)don’t wake me up

    • @Sunny-ci7di
      @Sunny-ci7di Месяц назад +7

      ​@@Cowmooooooo Of course!!! If I were one of your family members and we had pizza while you were asleep, we'll be sure we won't wake you up!

    • @Highcouncelmember
      @Highcouncelmember Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Sunny-ci7di that's fine I'll eat the leftovers for breakfast

    • @Deleted-User12535
      @Deleted-User12535 Месяц назад

      If i was included in y'all hypothetical family, there wouldn't be leftovers​@@Highcouncelmember

  • @Expiredcanofsoup
    @Expiredcanofsoup 3 месяца назад +8065

    “Of course I love you honey” she wasn’t even mad though that was honestly so sweet
    EDIT: 1k likes 🤯

    • @pickle_axxis1521
      @pickle_axxis1521 2 месяца назад +22

      Too tired to be pissed yet

    • @Alvi-911
      @Alvi-911 Месяц назад

      6k+ now

    • @roroxtrcht
      @roroxtrcht Месяц назад +1

      She was still too asleep to realize what was happening 😭😂

    • @edihd9510
      @edihd9510 28 дней назад

      For real

    • @sploofer-o3m
      @sploofer-o3m 12 дней назад

      shes gonna think he wants to propose

  • @shawnapowell9147
    @shawnapowell9147 Месяц назад +261

    The girlfriend was so sweet she’s a real one

  • @_Shanimations575_
    @_Shanimations575_ 7 месяцев назад +23386

    "Of course, I love you honey! " That mans lucky and he thought shes gonna be mad

    • @user-hm3ud5ff1j
      @user-hm3ud5ff1j 5 месяцев назад +10

      0 replies? let me fix

    • @jaydon710
      @jaydon710 5 месяцев назад +111

      Homie bagged a queen fs

    • @ultramasterultra5724
      @ultramasterultra5724 5 месяцев назад +15

      Im pretty sure its his mom people dont call someone honey unless they are married or its their kid

    • @jaydon710
      @jaydon710 5 месяцев назад +101

      @@ultramasterultra5724 speak for yourself lol

    • @IamAWSOME879
      @IamAWSOME879 5 месяцев назад

      @@ultramasterultra5724my brothers and his gf call eachother honey

  • @Lucas_Mat
    @Lucas_Mat 7 месяцев назад +21154

    Bro the same guy coming back is crazy

  • @varsharai8494
    @varsharai8494 7 месяцев назад +44971

    Boyfriend on the phone : " be patient"
    Girlfriend who's half asleep : "im tryna be patient with your shit" 😂😂

    • @Conmandiggity
      @Conmandiggity 7 месяцев назад +82

      I'm the 1000th like. I have all the power 👹😈👹😈👹👹👹

    • @ilensay387
      @ilensay387 7 месяцев назад +95

      ​@@Conmandiggitybro is so cringe

    • @LucasCantilang1
      @LucasCantilang1 7 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@Conmandiggitywhat did you do? You just made the likes 1k and yes you have the power to make it 1K likes but you don't have the power
      SHUT UP

    • @ST4RROOF
      @ST4RROOF 7 месяцев назад +7

      😂

    • @cBlueStar
      @cBlueStar 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂

  • @SoraTempestOG
    @SoraTempestOG Месяц назад +38

    She gonna think the next morning where the engagement ring is😂

  • @oliviarodrigoswife
    @oliviarodrigoswife Месяц назад +21

    "Pink"
    "Be patient-"
    "YELLOW."
    I laughed so hard😹

  • @limzard.0
    @limzard.0 7 месяцев назад +22191

    I'm jealous of the last one fr
    Edit: so uhhh 3 months later I'm talking to this greek girl and I think it's gonna work out so stay strong soldiers

    • @etherealnerd
      @etherealnerd 7 месяцев назад +105

      Me too ☺️ you're def not alone, we'll find someone someday.

    • @xaiyanicplague7874
      @xaiyanicplague7874 7 месяцев назад +49

      AAAAA that's how I am with my bf you'll find someone I swear
      Update: his parents just made him block me because they don't think I am who I say I am (I've never lied to him) and we're both 18+ 😭

    • @Gojo_The_honoured_one777
      @Gojo_The_honoured_one777 7 месяцев назад +8

      You're not the only one 😅😂

    • @TopG_7071
      @TopG_7071 7 месяцев назад +9

      Same need a girl with her type of energy

    • @SunnyPlaysSs.
      @SunnyPlaysSs. 7 месяцев назад +7

      Same fr

  • @mharjeruyumiamparo4334
    @mharjeruyumiamparo4334 7 месяцев назад +3956

    The frickin end is so sweet!!

    • @PierrekerPierreker
      @PierrekerPierreker 5 месяцев назад

      The end remind me of my girlfriend in a game😢

    • @Thanasak-d3s
      @Thanasak-d3s 3 месяца назад

      Damn bro​@@PierrekerPierreker

  • @ltzCrispy
    @ltzCrispy 7 месяцев назад +2560

    Ayyyy that’s what’s up!! She ended forgetting the whole thing happened loooool

    • @cupidsmanager6756
      @cupidsmanager6756 7 месяцев назад +10

      Are you the same as the video?

    • @idontknow2603
      @idontknow2603 7 месяцев назад +3

      Is that you in the vid?

    • @ltzCrispy
      @ltzCrispy 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@idontknow2603 yea

    • @69ingshrek
      @69ingshrek 6 месяцев назад +35

      lmao you guys are so cute keep up 😭💓💋 couple goals fr

    • @GADDDIIII_7
      @GADDDIIII_7 6 месяцев назад

      I made your comment 1k!

  • @OneAndOnlyGREG
    @OneAndOnlyGREG Месяц назад +22

    Why tf did my mom have to walk in when she said “I love you honey” Omggg😭🙏

  • @vvxz
    @vvxz 3 месяца назад +6

    ‘Love you honey’ that’s goals fr

  • @Chrysinvincible
    @Chrysinvincible 7 месяцев назад +1675

    Couple goals ❤
    Thank you so much for 481 likes!!
    OMG!!! Thank you so much for 1.1k likes ☺️

  • @lizz1867
    @lizz1867 5 месяцев назад +813

    Girl only reaction was I love you honey 😭😭😭 I wish I had someone like her

    • @King_2509
      @King_2509 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same

    • @ed2423
      @ed2423 5 месяцев назад

      it's her mom

    • @Thanasak-d3s
      @Thanasak-d3s 3 месяца назад

      ​@ed2423when did mom has that voice?

    • @Alvi-911
      @Alvi-911 Месяц назад

      Sad bro…

  • @suno186
    @suno186 7 месяцев назад +1783

    aww that was sweet at the end

  • @Australiankid-u7x
    @Australiankid-u7x 10 часов назад +1

    I thought he was going to call 911 real quick 😂😂😂

  • @Advirous
    @Advirous 7 месяцев назад +369

    “What’s the most likes you’ve got”
    “Millions-“
    “ *GULP* “

  • @LongestCommentonYT
    @LongestCommentonYT 6 месяцев назад +95

    The most chill dude with the most chill girlfriend ever. Called her at 1am and she didn't even get mad when he started saying complete nonsense. B-E-AUTIFUL

  • @papamolly5161
    @papamolly5161 5 месяцев назад +159

    Her saying "im trying to be" is giving "propose to me already" vibes

  • @MickeyGirl577
    @MickeyGirl577 3 месяца назад +8

    the last guy made me feel to freakin single 😂😂❤

  • @ItsPaisLee12
    @ItsPaisLee12 Месяц назад +4

    I WISH I HAD THIS!! 😫😫😫
    Also the
    “I gotta call someone”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tikeMyson535
    @tikeMyson535 7 месяцев назад +84

    DANG SHES A GOOD ONE

  • @thezoomhacker3176
    @thezoomhacker3176 7 месяцев назад +321

    “Be Patient”

  • @Trignometrii
    @Trignometrii 7 месяцев назад +28

    Plot twist: The girl the guy called was the second girl you talked too..

    • @-xuyutong-
      @-xuyutong- 6 месяцев назад +4

      they sound the same lmao thats what i was thinking

    • @-elf-308
      @-elf-308 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah i was thinking the same bc they sound the same😭

  • @Cutiepootie23
    @Cutiepootie23 3 месяца назад +14

    That "I love you honey" was so cute😭😭

  • @Common-Ramen.
    @Common-Ramen. Месяц назад +1

    I love how he said thank you for being patient and her response was no problem I love you 😢. I wish nothing but the best for them 2

  • @TheFrogOfDoom
    @TheFrogOfDoom 7 месяцев назад +200

    My Dad:“Omg my fish is drowning call 911”
    Me:”Be Patient”

  • @Shorty-morty1
    @Shorty-morty1 7 месяцев назад +117

    Bro if my girl woke me up and said be patient I would die laughing

  • @williamneuman7540
    @williamneuman7540 7 месяцев назад +507

    That man needs to marry that girl

    • @FwogVRofficial
      @FwogVRofficial 7 месяцев назад

      mum*

    • @1M4R10
      @1M4R10 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@FwogVRofficial im pretty sure that was his girlfriend

    • @kristianamarie6762
      @kristianamarie6762 6 месяцев назад +1

      When they are a little older if they have good communication and are both loyal

    • @AiSyYoo
      @AiSyYoo 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@FwogVRofficialwhy do I feel creeped out that you think a mom talks like that 😭😭

  • @BiracialGirlシ
    @BiracialGirlシ 2 месяца назад +2

    “I know, I’m trying to be😩” that was so calm!

  • @alexh3158
    @alexh3158 3 месяца назад +6

    “I love you honey” broke me

  • @Cassidy-vj3cb
    @Cassidy-vj3cb 6 месяцев назад +39

    The last guy called me single in so many ways💀

  • @Hquinn29
    @Hquinn29 7 месяцев назад +114

    Awwwww that was adorable

  • @MiaOsteguin
    @MiaOsteguin 5 месяцев назад +214

    Keep her

    • @ed2423
      @ed2423 5 месяцев назад

      She gave birth to him

    • @MiaOsteguin
      @MiaOsteguin 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@ed2423 what the flip man

    • @Gamer_gal123
      @Gamer_gal123 3 месяца назад

      @@ed2423no she didn’t

    • @Voidblackpfp
      @Voidblackpfp 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ed2423Bro think his girlfriend birthed him off this planet

    • @ed2423
      @ed2423 2 месяца назад

      @@Voidblackpfp thats not his girlfriend thats her mom, theoretically

  • @Myaa_slayy
    @Myaa_slayy 5 часов назад

    “Love you honey” was wholesome ❤

  • @TheOfficialMWR
    @TheOfficialMWR Месяц назад +4

    “What’s the most likes you gotten?”
    “Millions”
    *Glug*

  • @onlyxolbor5262
    @onlyxolbor5262 7 месяцев назад +93

    BRO THAT WAS SOOO CUTE TF

  • @Rose_gamings
    @Rose_gamings 7 месяцев назад +91

    Bro was on Omegle and had a gf

    • @ZylerGunderson
      @ZylerGunderson 7 месяцев назад +11

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @orchid4356
      @orchid4356 7 месяцев назад +3

      And?

    • @Rose_gamings
      @Rose_gamings 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@orchid4356 kind weird

    • @logup9834
      @logup9834 7 месяцев назад +2

      how is it weird?

    • @help8925
      @help8925 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Rose_gamings you do know that omegle isnt all about degeneracy, and different couples have different boundaries. if ur insecure about ur partner being on a site thats ur choice to make together.

  • @Cristalthegod
    @Cristalthegod 7 месяцев назад +8

    Bro I bet his gf is just using her subconscious to respond 😂😂

  • @icecreamlayan11
    @icecreamlayan11 Месяц назад +3

    Gurly didn’t have energy to fight him😂

  • @aeincheri
    @aeincheri 3 месяца назад +4

    "i love you honey 🥰" istg what an amazing relationship

  • @Hyelee6714
    @Hyelee6714 6 месяцев назад +29

    "I love you honey" 😢😢 she deserves the world

    • @cryingcrystal9138
      @cryingcrystal9138 6 месяцев назад +2

      The guy too

    • @Hyelee6714
      @Hyelee6714 6 месяцев назад

      @@cryingcrystal9138 totally agree

    • @cryingcrystal9138
      @cryingcrystal9138 6 месяцев назад

      @@Hyelee6714 yeah

    • @2024happiness_
      @2024happiness_ 5 месяцев назад

      @@cryingcrystal9138what did he do lol he’s on omegle and has a gf

    • @unho337
      @unho337 4 месяца назад

      @@cryingcrystal9138nah

  • @BuzzBagel
    @BuzzBagel 6 месяцев назад +27

    Okay that was adorable😭

  • @Jayyouknowprofortnite
    @Jayyouknowprofortnite 5 месяцев назад +126

    I love you honey😂

  • @Mysteriouslydarkstorys
    @Mysteriouslydarkstorys 2 месяца назад +1

    Awww what a wholesome reaction, she's a keeper right there

  • @groovestreetvillarmia708
    @groovestreetvillarmia708 26 дней назад +1

    "911 whats you're emergeny?"
    "Be patient"

  • @drawwithpinks0037
    @drawwithpinks0037 5 месяцев назад +117

    Her sleepy voice is just wowwww

  • @Floppainapringlesbox
    @Floppainapringlesbox 7 месяцев назад +19

    The girl’s voice is actually so warming

  • @Tea_squad829
    @Tea_squad829 4 месяца назад +6

    “Be patient”
    “I’m trying to be”😂

  • @LRivera-t9r
    @LRivera-t9r 9 дней назад

    "of course, I love u honey" was so wholesome and he thought she would be mad SHE A KEEPER

  • @LavenderDiamondGamingYT
    @LavenderDiamondGamingYT Месяц назад +2

    “It’s almost 1am!” Me literally watching this at 1am: . . .

  • @areesha0
    @areesha0 7 месяцев назад +10

    She probably thinking he gonna propose soon😭😭

  • @Razeplaysgc
    @Razeplaysgc 6 месяцев назад +17

    “Who we gonna call”
    “I gotta call someone?”
    Was kinda funny

  • @Howtospellmynameeggy
    @Howtospellmynameeggy 7 месяцев назад +54

    BE PATIENT is the best part

  • @I_have_a_cute_dog
    @I_have_a_cute_dog 2 месяца назад

    The ,, sWiIiiIpE tO pLaYyYYy" got me laughing very hard, also ,, dId YoU sAy ChIaKoLaTe?"😂😂😂

  • @RoxanneManedWolf
    @RoxanneManedWolf Месяц назад

    Awwwhhh that was so cute 😭💕 she literally woke up and was fine with it like nothing happened

  • @LuisAdamo
    @LuisAdamo 6 месяцев назад +9

    - 911 what’s your emergency ?
    - "be patient"

  • @LDurodola
    @LDurodola 7 месяцев назад +8

    Bro called me single in 500000 languages 💀

  • @Kavaitsu
    @Kavaitsu 7 месяцев назад +6

    That end made train tracks look real juicy 😊😊😊

  • @anthonypadilla4638
    @anthonypadilla4638 Месяц назад

    GOD DAYUM she’s a keeper I crying from how wholesome that was

  • @TheAwsmack
    @TheAwsmack Месяц назад

    "of course love you honey!"
    Bro she's definitely a keeper😂

  • @Migueljocasmmarquez
    @Migueljocasmmarquez 6 месяцев назад +9

    "I need to call someone?"
    "I need to call someone 😏"

  • @black_domino8124
    @black_domino8124 7 месяцев назад +4

    bro she was so loving, couple goals fr

  • @Secret_bish_7
    @Secret_bish_7 4 месяца назад +14

    The last guy's girl is soo chill 😎

  • @MameoMohammed
    @MameoMohammed Месяц назад

    I love you honey got ME DYING ON THE FLOOR ☠️☠️☠️

  • @Radish-v5x
    @Radish-v5x 29 дней назад +1

    Girls: He told me to be patient, he probably is going to ask me out soon!
    The actual reason bro said it:

  • @Rhizzlebhear1396
    @Rhizzlebhear1396 7 месяцев назад +4

    😂 wow she took that light. I would have thought my bf was messing with me especially half asleep like “wtf do you mean be patient what did you do??”

  • @pietrabinicheski4768
    @pietrabinicheski4768 5 месяцев назад +6

    He should be patient and woke her up in the morning lol

  • @ECLIPSECHAN0981
    @ECLIPSECHAN0981 2 месяца назад +6

    The last people are a dream couple❤❤❤

  • @donnamead9277
    @donnamead9277 Месяц назад

    The best content that I have seen all day😂

  • @thecoolvegankid
    @thecoolvegankid 3 месяца назад

    Thw last one was adorable 😍🥰🥰, thats amazing.❤

  • @Tampafan33
    @Tampafan33 5 месяцев назад +4

    Dude found him a real girl. She didnt get mad or yell at him she just went with it.

    • @unho337
      @unho337 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, like a normal person dude.

  • @ishd6782
    @ishd6782 7 месяцев назад +8

    Bro that’s my dream guy

  • @AniketDashAD
    @AniketDashAD Месяц назад

    "You know how mad she'd be?!!"
    Proceeds to cover his whole house with green flags

  • @horselover656
    @horselover656 3 месяца назад

    ‘I love you honey’ was so wholesome😭❤️

  • @S4ndM0nkey
    @S4ndM0nkey 2 месяца назад +3

    She is a keeper

  • @-Elisa-12
    @-Elisa-12 6 месяцев назад +5

    THE LAST CLIP IS SO CUTEE

  • @reaganm6671
    @reaganm6671 6 месяцев назад +8

    Omg his girlfriend was so sweet😭

  • @VeryDemure-7
    @VeryDemure-7 3 месяца назад

    That ending was the cutest😭❤😊

  • @showtime_shaq
    @showtime_shaq Месяц назад +1

    Caught my lonely ahh smiling 😭😭

  • @Vinny_VMan
    @Vinny_VMan 5 месяцев назад +9

    They belong together

  • @scatttiatia6923
    @scatttiatia6923 7 месяцев назад +23

    He said:gnn
    Edit:first

  • @BMGcrim
    @BMGcrim 7 месяцев назад +4

    Bro my girlfriend would be pissed bruh it's 1am rn so if I woke her up I'd hear about it at church 😅

  • @levigarrison167
    @levigarrison167 3 месяца назад

    I was not expecting this to be so wholesome 😂

  • @Voidz_0110
    @Voidz_0110 2 месяца назад

    "I love you honey" was so sweet ❤

  • @nozerofour
    @nozerofour 5 месяцев назад +137

    jealous the girl cuz i luv pp😢

  • @jenniferhong1843
    @jenniferhong1843 5 месяцев назад +26

    Is it the girl the second one😂

  • @RollingIF
    @RollingIF 2 месяца назад +7

    Thats the most angry shes ever been in her life😂😂

  • @Malachi10x360
    @Malachi10x360 6 дней назад +1

    Dang man he actually did it

  • @Jacobi_yt
    @Jacobi_yt 3 месяца назад +1

    The way he swallowed some needs to call 911😂

  • @LehlogonoloSeabi
    @LehlogonoloSeabi 7 месяцев назад +5

    My boy is a Sigma

  • @ZyxBlox
    @ZyxBlox 5 месяцев назад +11

    i think the girl he callin was the sec girl