Today I try to play minecraft whilst only having 1 heart of health, it's very tricky. Leave a like and comment if you enjoyed :) Follow me on twitter!: / smallishbeans
What a great challenge! When you tested your drop from the portal with your new boots, I would have laughed so hard if you'd died :D Be good to see you attempt this again.
I once called a bee a potato and when my friends told me, I said it it a potato and proceeded to hit it and eat its remains to prove myself correct to avoid maximum emotional damage.
I don't like to think what that is motivating someone towards. Memo to all: **NEVER** let Joel answer telephone calls at organisations like The Samaritans/Mind etc (mental health crisis phonelines). 🤣
3:02 I see you dug around for a little while. A tip for buried treasure: in the chunk, it is always located at 9 ~ 9. In F3, beside the Block coords (right below XYZ) it says in brackets your coords within the chunk. I always align myself on top of the X on the map, then check the chunk coords and walk until the first and third numbers are 9, then dig down. Sometimes the X is sorta between two chunks so you have to try again, but it really only takes like ten seconds to find the chest like this, and buried treasure is actually really good to find when you're first starting because there's often food, a sword, and some diamonds. I usually spend my first few days pirating and end up with a full set of tools. Great video Joel, I love your content!
@@Littlewings1211 Right, thanks! I use Java too. My chunk coords are right next to the Block coords though, maybe something with my computer settings. Either way, the chest should still be consistently 9 ~ 9
I never gasped then laughed so hard in my life; watching you literally follow the path of the fireball and die was hilarious! I watching it in bucle, not gonna lie. 😂😂 To be fair, you did so much progress. 14 days it's pretty good, in my opinion! You always made my days with your videos, Joel. Thank you so much. Hope you're doing well, take care! 🖤
Joel: proceeds to die 4 times within the first fifty seconds of the video Me: dying of laughter My family: thinking I've gone insane cuz I fell off a chair earlier today
Joel when you bought three chestplates I felt your pain. One time I had just started a survival world and I got 50 pieces of wood and crafted 18 crafting tables.
Joel: my one brain cell has a high chance to kill me Also Joel: loads 3 world and dies Joel Again: I'm an Idiot 0:47 (but jumps again to see why he didn't take damage) 0:51 but dies anyway
That first “village” 😂. Looked more like this one villager adventured out into the wilderness and found a perfect spot, secluded and beautiful, then built a lovely little house nestled in the rolling hills to live out his days in… only for Joel to come and steal all his food and murder his only friend and means of transport, the horse.
Minecraft Kind of broke village spawns in 1.18, because with the new caves in 1.18 if a villager spawns on a big enough cave (in terms of height) then part of the village as a chance of spawning in the caves. and in this case most of it spawned in the cave i guess.
This video was so funny and fun can u plzzzzzzzzz make a part 2 I beggg u like prop the best video ever I couldn’t stop laughing especially when u died
Игры
Only Joel could see the path of a Ghast fireball, easily tell it's on his left, then move left.
Yep
Muscle memory
@@Northstar_Prime LoL What muscle? Just kidding.
I love his last words "NOH" lol
honestly me too 😭
“you can’t feel sad if you’re dead” - Joel Beans 2022
Little Correction ---) Smallishbeans 2022
dang it i was abt to say that then i saw your comment XD
@@anupgulhane3821 no they meant it
@@anupgulhane3821 they meant Joel beans
Overused comment just copying something he said and putting -(name)
Joel’s ‘one brain cell’ was turned off for the first minute of this video 😂
My brother told me to never comment 2 things on a RUclips video and look at you….
true
Yeah lol 😂😂💜❤️
@@gotchatophat976 comments help the algorithm, I’m just showing my support 🤷🏻♂️
@@BrockLogicGaming I didn’t say I think it’s bad I just mean I was stupid before and thought it was bad
Joel: Has one heart.
Joel: deliberately stands on the magma block...
What a great challenge! When you tested your drop from the portal with your new boots, I would have laughed so hard if you'd died :D Be good to see you attempt this again.
If that is your dog cute dog
666 like but not any more
@@ivanhaigh417 devils number..
Well, Joel if you were taller you wouldn’t die from the fall damage in the beginning….
Now thats a comeback
Don’t click on that link y’all
@@Chkprofilename DONT CLICK THE LINK YALL
@@slaying145 I DIDNT. why not tho, is it something bad?
@@CorgiLover2020 its a rly crappy video that is most likely to be a rickroll
I mean, having a ghast as your first killed hostile mob is kind of a flex.
🤣I saw that and thought the same thing! Crazy how big a flex that is coming from a short king 👑
8:27 nice of the axe to let you finish cutting down the tree though
axe : my life is miserable, just end me now!
Joel: collect some hoppers
Also Joel: is picking up composters
we stan a daring short king! you go joel!
You mean
DEFINITELY TALL KING
*winkwink*
Lol
I love how you said short lol
He can't be short, he's wearing pants.... I apologize for the horrible joke
Yes very short
Joel only has one heart, and it's for Lizzie
awwww
Awwww that’s so cute
Awwee that was sweet
Joel: “that bee can kill me with only one sting”
Everyone with an allergy to bees: 👁👄👁
dumb pun
No one:
Joel: *calls a composter a hopper*
💀
Yessssss I’m like ummmm joel that’s a composter not a hopper lmao 😂
Ikr
I once called a bee a potato and when my friends told me, I said it it a potato and proceeded to hit it and eat its remains to prove myself correct to avoid maximum emotional damage.
@@brotherstogetherforever.1677 Oh.. you have fun with that, one questions though, what did it taste like? Did it taste like a potato?..
Motivational quote of the day: "You can't feel sad if you are dead!" Joel
I don't like to think what that is motivating someone towards.
Memo to all: **NEVER** let Joel answer telephone calls at organisations like The Samaritans/Mind etc (mental health crisis phonelines). 🤣
3:02 I see you dug around for a little while. A tip for buried treasure: in the chunk, it is always located at 9 ~ 9. In F3, beside the Block coords (right below XYZ) it says in brackets your coords within the chunk. I always align myself on top of the X on the map, then check the chunk coords and walk until the first and third numbers are 9, then dig down. Sometimes the X is sorta between two chunks so you have to try again, but it really only takes like ten seconds to find the chest like this, and buried treasure is actually really good to find when you're first starting because there's often food, a sword, and some diamonds. I usually spend my first few days pirating and end up with a full set of tools. Great video Joel, I love your content!
Does this apply to Bedrock as well as Java??
@@Littlewings1211 I think it applies to all versions, though the chunk coords are below the Blocks coords on whatever version Joel uses
@@Dale-ct5ru Joel uses Java (the version on a PC, Bedrock is the version from playstation etc) ☺️
@@Littlewings1211 Right, thanks! I use Java too. My chunk coords are right next to the Block coords though, maybe something with my computer settings. Either way, the chest should still be consistently 9 ~ 9
@@Dale-ct5ru thanks for the tip! I will definitely give it a try next time I get a treasure map and let you know if it def works for Bedrock too. 😁
"You can't feel sad if you are dead" my life's motto 🤣
Okay? 🤨
@@anupgulhane3821 Yes. 👏
Joel’s vids never fail to make me laugh!
@today was a good day shut the frick up
First 36 seconds would make a hilarious shorts video- "alright we're loading in...and I'm dead"
Joel, I don’t know if you know this, but warped fungus repels Hoglins. There was a warped fungus mushroom by the portal…
Joel lasted longer in XLife with one heart, and we all know how that went
Was that the unfortunate drowning incident? I lose track of which is which from those series 😂
I also remember an unfortunate tree incident 🤔
@@Lilobeetle he has had a few unfortunate incidents hasn't he? 😂
5:16
"And also collect some of these hoppers" *breaks a composter*
Joel's logic:
Pigs: good for food
Cows: good for food
Chickens: good for food
Horses: good for ✨Fun✨
Joel: 9:35 That's the noise I want to hear
Me: Looks behind me at my door in case anyone is knocking as I'm watching this at 7am
no where but Joel's channel will you hear someone go "there's horses here, fun!" and then proceed to murder them all
**dies**
“heh okay *now* we start”
me after i literally keep on brushing off studying until the last second
“Can’t feel sad if you are dead” -Joel 2022
That escalated quickly-
Joel is hilarious. Thanks for making my day better Joel. I appreciate it.
I never gasped then laughed so hard in my life; watching you literally follow the path of the fireball and die was hilarious! I watching it in bucle, not gonna lie. 😂😂 To be fair, you did so much progress. 14 days it's pretty good, in my opinion! You always made my days with your videos, Joel. Thank you so much. Hope you're doing well, take care! 🖤
"you can't feel sad if you are dead" so true thank you
‘my one braincell is probably gonna kill me too’
30 seconds later: *jumps four blocks and dies because hes ‘testing’*
Joel: proceeds to die 4 times within the first fifty seconds of the video
Me: dying of laughter
My family: thinking I've gone insane cuz I fell off a chair earlier today
the fact that i get so excited when joel posts a new video gives me nostalgia
Joel never disappoints with his uploads :D
I was not anticipating that fireball .-. I literally covered my mouth of pure shock xD
“There’s some hay bales at least for some food, and there are horses for fun” -Short King, Joel 2022
TALL KING, JOEL 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ex Hot King, Joel 2022.
I like how he stands on a magma cube and almost dies lmfao
would love to see hardcore video with lizzy!!
I see Joel go into the nether on hardcore. I check timestamp. Simples
2:35 "you can't feel sad if you are dead." - Joel 2022 lmao preach
Joel when you bought three chestplates I felt your pain. One time I had just started a survival world and I got 50 pieces of wood and crafted 18 crafting tables.
it’s cool to see joel hopping on the “minecraft but” trend!!
oh yeah! True dat
Joel: my one brain cell has a high chance to kill me
Also Joel: loads 3 world and dies
Joel Again: I'm an Idiot 0:47 (but jumps again to see why he didn't take damage) 0:51 but dies anyway
This video should be retitled to Joel’s series of unfortunate events.
I can't believe Joel has died already 3 times by just spawning in the world
Don’t click that link it’s a scam
@@itzxella2537 I didn't
I love how you always do hardcore - now with one heart is even better ! Need to do more vids like this , love your channel , I am subscribed to you !
this was nice to watch, i love ur voiceovers and this was so funny! keep it up, we appreciate u joel ♥︎
Joel: *Professional Minecrafter*
Also Joel: Lets collect some hoppers *Proceeds to pick up Composters*
That first “village” 😂. Looked more like this one villager adventured out into the wilderness and found a perfect spot, secluded and beautiful, then built a lovely little house nestled in the rolling hills to live out his days in… only for Joel to come and steal all his food and murder his only friend and means of transport, the horse.
Joel took that fireball like a champ
5:14 that's suspicious,that's weird
joel: there’s a bastion. not going ANYWHERE near that.
also joel: *turns around and immediately dies*
No one:
Joel: Jumps into fireball
Thank you so much for all the great content Joel all your videos make me laugh and you and Lizzie are my favourite RUclipsrs. Have a great day x
If you ever do this again, Golden apples might be nice, since they’ll give you a few temporary hearts
“And we are also going to collect these *hoppers* for trading”
Composters: “Are we jokes to you?”
i was waiting for him to correct himself
‘You can’t feel sad if you’re dead’
Yes!!
Ive been having trouble with school and u cheer me up every video u post i love you joel ive been here sense 2016!
A valiant attempt, Mr. Beans.
This was so much fun, but oh, the ghast! I loved the way you kept dying just from spawning into worlds. lol Great stuff!
"also i can make pumpkin pie if i get desperate"😂
Very cool challenge! I’d like to see this again to be honest. Thanks, Joel!
“ there goes all my emeralds “ *has 2staks left*
Fire protection & Projecttile Protection may getting more useful Cuz it makes you take damage slower From any burning damage or Range Damage
Normal people getting the ‘Monster Hunter’ achievement: *oh, yeah, it was from a zombie.*
Joel: *what? Mine was from a ghost!’
The “noh!” at the end lmao
There's no way you were making it out of the nether with one heart lol, you gave it a good go! ♥
Thanks for adopting Jimmy! That was very kind of you.
Love Joel’s vids. I’m always laughing 🤣🤣 keep it up ur awesome!!!
I love how he got the “monster hunter” achievement from killing a ghast of all things 😂
"You can't feel if you are dead" -Joel promoting suicide-
Minecraft Kind of broke village spawns in 1.18, because with the new caves in 1.18 if a villager spawns on a big enough cave (in terms of height) then part of the village as a chance of spawning in the caves. and in this case most of it spawned in the cave i guess.
Joel’s vids never fail to make me laugh
"you cant feel sad if you are dead"
-joel 2022
Did Joel just walk right into that fireball? Lol definitely a panic move and something I'd do. This was fun! 💕
Joel’s philosophy: “You can’t be sad if your dead”
“Collect some hoppers to trade?? with /
me in the background:HEY YOU MEAN COMPOSTER!
Haven’t watched it yet but already know it’s going to be a good video
Yes obvi Joel’s the best
hope this becomes a series!
This entire video: how Joel points out what kills him
*NOH!* - Joels Famous Last Words.
I loved that intro short king!
lol i loved his scream when he died lol
What a great series!
ily joel and lizzie ur so amazing and i love ur guys positivity 💚💚
Minecraft but it's X life first life in Hardcore! Excited!
I'm so excited to watch a new Smallishbeans video! Just in time as I just finished class
Ah yes I’ll use this ‘hopper’ to make a farmer
I love how you restart and restart like same vibes of scar in hermitcraft hehe
I think you still did great! I hope you do another challenge like this
2:36 now those are words to live by… or die by
Probably the best video I've seen recently
this is giving X-life flashbacks 💀
Thank You So Much For Adopting Jimmy, That is Very Kind Of You
This video was so funny and fun can u plzzzzzzzzz make a part 2 I beggg u like prop the best video ever I couldn’t stop laughing especially when u died
this gives me x life flashbacks... and also flashbacks of dying from fall damage while building a tree.
I don`t even watched it, I already know that its an amazing banger. Good job, thumb is btw so mad good!! 😂😜
ruclips.net/video/6q9b-7-PW8k/видео.html
Finally it's here .
I had a stroke well reading this
Joel: 2 hours... not good
Me: DUDE I WONT EVEN TOUCH THE NETHER
Joel:I am gonna collect some hoppers when it’s composters
“The chickens up there are mocking me🥶😍😱🥰😋”