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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 218

  • @Travarss
    @Travarss 4 года назад +91

    There's a guy I work with who thinks of himself as an alpha. He described himself as the only "real" man there, because he doesn't let women boss him around. Our boss is a woman.
    🙄
    No one likes him.

  • @v00d00d0ll
    @v00d00d0ll 4 года назад +74

    i refuse to believe a man with a quiff that thin is stealing anyones girl

    • @Kaironynth
      @Kaironynth 4 года назад +2

      jacob somebody literally snatched his whole scalp, and didn’t give it back. Smh

    • @bluewater2472
      @bluewater2472 4 года назад

      jacob 😂😂😂😂

    • @ukoowkolli4905
      @ukoowkolli4905 4 года назад

      exactly what I thought.

  • @caseyflorida
    @caseyflorida 4 года назад +54

    Anyone who drops the F-bomb every other word, is not a very articulate person LOL!

  • @Chris-vj8fv
    @Chris-vj8fv 4 года назад +62

    Thailand looking like Florida. He better stay out of the water or his hair will wash off.

    • @andreclark9177
      @andreclark9177 4 года назад +3

      Savagery!!😂😂😂

    • @bluewater2472
      @bluewater2472 4 года назад +2

      Chris 😂😂😂 💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @kadenwhite9716
      @kadenwhite9716 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣i’ve never laughed so hard at a comment in my life

  • @westernless97
    @westernless97 4 года назад +28

    you’ve been feeding us all these videos and i know i speak on behalf of a lot of people and i just want to say thank you 😭

  • @RamenzillaX
    @RamenzillaX 4 года назад +25

    I’m not sure what’s more disturbing...this dude’s try hard persona or that people in the comments paid for his onlyfans knowing....his try hard persona. I guess being semi cute and having a “nice” body is all that matters to your wallet!

  • @tyussheppard5391
    @tyussheppard5391 4 года назад +27

    I give it 3 years until he starts balding

    • @bobinpune
      @bobinpune 4 года назад

      Well, transplants are easy these days. Baldness is not incurable. :)

  • @ryanhikes
    @ryanhikes 4 года назад +37

    So what I think he meant was:
    "mY fAtHeR neVER PAid me ANy attEnTiON"

  • @jscorpio1987
    @jscorpio1987 4 года назад +24

    Thailand is south of the equator? Everybody, contact google and tell them Thailand broke off the Asian mainland and went south of the equator! They need to update their maps!!!!

    • @deno221deno
      @deno221deno 4 года назад

      I had to go down until to your reply to find that someone's saying Thailand is not located southernly to the equator.

    • @jscorpio1987
      @jscorpio1987 4 года назад

      Denizhan Acar I did the same thing and surprisingly, nobody else noticed it. So I had to be the one to say something. lol

  • @SMokkery
    @SMokkery 4 года назад

    "A lot of fucking noise... suddenly these waves start coming in" this is the moment where he learns about the tides

  • @gabrielrios5243
    @gabrielrios5243 4 года назад +8

    I have no idea what this content is, but its pano and a hot dude and i'm 100% here for it

  • @josephk8202
    @josephk8202 4 года назад +26

    I paid for his onlyfans content... It uh well... I won't be letting that one renew for sure

    • @mikelmontoya2965
      @mikelmontoya2965 4 года назад +5

      I did too 😅

    • @jscorpio1987
      @jscorpio1987 4 года назад +7

      That small, huh?

    • @mariovega8426
      @mariovega8426 4 года назад +4

      I paid for it too, I mean fun entertainment at first but, it gets old real quick. Before you know it, it becomes a turn off.

    • @bluewater2472
      @bluewater2472 4 года назад

      The Holy Spirit 😂😂😂 🙈🙈🙈 💀💀💀💀 he Is Very Delusional and Insecure!!

    • @evaunit2553
      @evaunit2553 4 года назад

      Oof

  • @darriendastar3941
    @darriendastar3941 4 года назад +2

    Your narration was a thing of glory. It made me break out into a big, chuckling grin. (Also, the timing of the editing was a thing of wondrous beauty - it was *exactly* right). Thank you from the Age of Quarantine.

  • @phillipp.6527
    @phillipp.6527 4 года назад +8

    Would never steal someone’s girl but a hot dude like you might get my attention

    • @bluewater2472
      @bluewater2472 4 года назад +1

      Phillip Pulley Ayyy!!! 😂😂😂

  • @mondezwane8049
    @mondezwane8049 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for all the quality content you've been feeding us

  • @ausboh652
    @ausboh652 4 года назад +16

    Thailand is south of the equator? 😂

    • @PanoT
      @PanoT  4 года назад +12

      thought it was, guess not mr. geography

    • @tannerdeal
      @tannerdeal 4 года назад +3

      Pano T you’re still sexy, no need for a brain

    • @sann5146
      @sann5146 4 года назад +2

      @@tannerdeal brain is still needed else everyone will steal your money and you'll be left destitute 😣

    • @davisobiax606
      @davisobiax606 4 года назад +1

      Tanner Deal is that supposed to be a compliment ? 😂

    • @noaros69
      @noaros69 3 года назад

      @@PanoT bro you have a thick one

  • @SerafiniAGaunt
    @SerafiniAGaunt 4 года назад +1

    Nobody:
    Apollo's Pecs: ^ ^ V ^ VVv ^^^ VV ^ ^V ^

  • @Luvozio
    @Luvozio 4 года назад +1

    Ok so i downloaded the song.... total festival pop banger. Makes me wanna relaps all my nighttime mistakes in the best way

  • @Zilimanjaro
    @Zilimanjaro 4 года назад +1

    The "Plot development", killed me.

  • @kimmi9697
    @kimmi9697 4 года назад +2

    you killed my brain cells on a friday. but i gave it a gawd dam thumb up anywaYY!!

  • @andreclark9177
    @andreclark9177 4 года назад +1

    I've been walking away and coming back while this video plays and each time I ask, "What is going on???"

  • @aussietom85
    @aussietom85 4 года назад +7

    I'd be your sugar daddy but I'm a low calorie snack.

  • @b286guy
    @b286guy 4 года назад

    Pano, just watched Crisis Hotline last night. So good! Found the film compelling from start to finish, and your performance was great. Was definitely surprised by the twist at the end 😮

  • @jackkay9126
    @jackkay9126 4 года назад +1

    Ohhhh Joe... jo jo jo exotic!!! Lol

  • @JohnDoe-nj6fd
    @JohnDoe-nj6fd 4 года назад +1

    roflmao wtf just happened!? This vid slayed me. I hope I find a dude like Pano in the world. Honestly can relate.

  • @sendneutrals
    @sendneutrals 4 года назад

    Thanks again Pano really appreciate you dude🙌🏽🤗

  • @davisobiax606
    @davisobiax606 4 года назад +5

    Now I’m curious if he has the thing to actually be cocky about

  • @StoopidMonkiy
    @StoopidMonkiy 4 года назад +1

    this needed a part 2..new song issa bop btw

  • @theblowpop
    @theblowpop 4 года назад

    I enjoyed his definition of synesthesia -- completely not what it's about... "I think of vanilla, I smell vanilla." No, that's just normal association. Synesthesia is stuff like, "(musical note) A sounds like red, B sounds like orange" and other sorts of atypical correlations, but okay, sure, dude.
    He understands "maladaptive" pretty well, though, because he lives that one most days, I get the feeling.

  • @bluewater2472
    @bluewater2472 4 года назад

    ALPHA!!! 😂😂😂😂 Insecurities, debt depression, jealousy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LewisAllsebrook
    @LewisAllsebrook 4 года назад

    With pleasure

  • @WilliamThompson-X
    @WilliamThompson-X 4 года назад +7

    you are much more attractive.

  • @MrBrianpeter
    @MrBrianpeter 4 года назад

    You both are hilarious!

  • @andygrontkowski5447
    @andygrontkowski5447 4 года назад +1

    Good Friday entertainment!!

  • @coreycarter8808
    @coreycarter8808 4 года назад +1

    These intros are getting better and better , ready for a asmr tho

  • @Luvozio
    @Luvozio 4 года назад +2

    Accurate.

  • @charliefunboy5210
    @charliefunboy5210 4 года назад +1

    DAMN Pano!! Whatever you're doing is working!! You looking fucking GREAT! And, BTW, your eyebrows are on point. Love this video... so much fun hearing you react. Stay safe.

  • @Luckiedog.
    @Luckiedog. 4 года назад +1

    To those 32 dBags that gave this a thumbs down...go back and give this a goddam thumbs up anyways!

  • @bobinpune
    @bobinpune 4 года назад +1

    *Thailand is not south of the equator!* :)

  • @jzwalz51robin45
    @jzwalz51robin45 3 года назад

    Reminds me of the crazy homeless guys on downtown street corners sounding off a lot of random and incoherent stuff...

  • @xamfd
    @xamfd 4 года назад

    omg Pano, quality content between cocky muscles and your comments! made me laugh so hard!

  • @jackwallace8273
    @jackwallace8273 3 года назад

    Just FYI, Thailand is NORTH of the Equator.

  • @queenbutterfly7519
    @queenbutterfly7519 4 года назад +1

    Completely ignored him. Glad to see you Pano. Love you lots!! Your new song has me twerking everything I got💖 Yasssss stay well

  • @michaeleric498
    @michaeleric498 4 года назад

    As always "GD thumbs up"

  • @theblowpop
    @theblowpop 4 года назад +1

    What -- and I cannot stress this enough -- the fuck?

  • @ivanelizondo06
    @ivanelizondo06 4 года назад

    “Fucking fuck on a beach in Thailand”

  • @joshuarichards8065
    @joshuarichards8065 4 года назад +8

    Had to skip most of the video, couldn't stand the guys act for 3 seconds longer.

  • @starprince92
    @starprince92 4 года назад

    i’m not stealing your girl, i am the girl 💁🏻‍♂️

  • @HeeraK
    @HeeraK 4 года назад

    I said amen when you say "Can I get an AMEN?" I'm so proud of myself.

  • @lostgleammedia
    @lostgleammedia 4 года назад +1

    Come on, its clearly a slightly clumsy joke. He's having a laugh, trying to get infamous by using gay men. It's pretty fun.

  • @raymondmuench3266
    @raymondmuench3266 4 года назад

    This is painful! Not enough Advil in the universe.

  • @promenteryrobbins
    @promenteryrobbins 4 года назад +2

    Hit the like

  • @tester8888
    @tester8888 4 года назад

    I would like to teach him 'how to hide an annoying douche bag' that everyone hates (and not because he 'has game')

  • @yorgosgaris9415
    @yorgosgaris9415 4 года назад

    happy nameday Panos

  • @jacobbellis3534
    @jacobbellis3534 4 года назад +6

    First… I’d say something interesting but I’m basic

  • @evangreen3080
    @evangreen3080 4 года назад +2

    You’re a beast Pano

  • @werty52
    @werty52 4 года назад +4

    He is such a virgin.

  • @Alpharexx
    @Alpharexx 4 года назад +1

    I'm not heterophobic or anything, but these guys could at least be more discrete with their lifestyle choices.

  • @SergeDuka
    @SergeDuka 4 года назад

    What did I just see??? Thank the Universe, I don't have to deal with dumb straight men because this was rough!

  • @DTQ
    @DTQ 4 года назад +10

    Is it weird I kinda have an attraction to douches. So this guy is kinda my type. I know know. It’s bad.
    Btw I’m fairly certain this is an act. He knows some gay guys(🙋🏻‍♂️ myself included) get turned on by this. And he capitalizes on it.

    • @todewe6651
      @todewe6651 4 года назад +1

      Finally a comment I can relate to. ;-)

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM 4 года назад

      He does capitalize, in the sense he charges money over Skype and cam sites or whatever but doesn't mean Narcissus isn't under the thin act.

    • @DTQ
      @DTQ 4 года назад +2

      thorr18BEM I mean. I have no doubt he’s kinda narcissistic to some degree. But that’s kinda what makes me interested. Again I know that’s bad. Lol.

  • @samiam5189
    @samiam5189 4 года назад +1

    I so lost, where does start or end. Thank you Pano for sharing funny guy! He's not real right? Is this a character?

  • @peretzo
    @peretzo 4 года назад

    but Pano admit it you're attracted to this dude. Oh and the new single is AWESOME 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

  • @guillermosemorile8563
    @guillermosemorile8563 4 года назад +1

    1:04 Is that the next giveaway? CAUSE SIGN ME UP!!!!!

  • @penbunk
    @penbunk 4 года назад +2

    just gonna say that your video makes more views today than his last video, which was posted 3 weeks ago...so, he's nothing to worry about...

  • @TheIvancoelho
    @TheIvancoelho 4 года назад

    Pano pls where u at its been weeks!!

  • @rwledrew
    @rwledrew 4 года назад

    Amen. I agree with your assessment. This is the kinds of asshole that I'd love to slap silly before saying "Begone".

  • @johniv4
    @johniv4 4 года назад +2

    Oh ok... stay in school kids!

  • @cerka27
    @cerka27 4 года назад

    Please do more reactions/commentary videos 😂 you’re so funny

  • @lunamaffra
    @lunamaffra 4 года назад +1

    The people on the back of his video MEU DEUS

  • @michaeleric498
    @michaeleric498 4 года назад

    Dear GOD!

  • @larrybernard4654
    @larrybernard4654 4 года назад +2

    What do you do with them after you steal them? Yuck.

  • @Apollomuscles
    @Apollomuscles 4 года назад +1

    PANO is upset because his boyfriend sends me $60 while he stays unemployed and quarantined.
    pano likes to take it out on me virtually.
    haha jk. maybe...

  • @Erickivan
    @Erickivan 4 года назад

    What did I just watched.... Trying to comprehend.

  • @Lrees2000
    @Lrees2000 4 года назад +2

    Can someone pulverise him already

  • @illamnis1
    @illamnis1 4 года назад

    WOW new single is a banger please release more 😏

  • @samuelperu99
    @samuelperu99 4 года назад

    Pano, where are you? I hope you are safe.

  • @drewwho4512
    @drewwho4512 4 года назад

    If I took a drink for every fucking f-bomb Cocky Muscles used in his video I'd be in rehab. Do I swear? Yes, but what's with all the fucking f-bombs?

  • @geomcqueen
    @geomcqueen 4 года назад

    haven't heard from you for 9 days, how are you, Pano? Miss you

  • @geekfreak0416
    @geekfreak0416 4 года назад +1

    Im almost sure this guy is banned on some countries because of this. I dont remember if he used to have videos where he pretty much stalk girls until they got no other choice but to give him attention. He's a jerk.

  • @RobertLavalamp
    @RobertLavalamp 4 года назад

    Love this conversation!!!

  • @stevebuck1737
    @stevebuck1737 4 года назад

    Pan you need to know. Whatever you tell us to do we do eagerly. Can I get an Amen. Stay safe friend and stay well.

  • @BartekKowalski-qi4rj
    @BartekKowalski-qi4rj 3 года назад

    👍👍👍

  • @Mike_221
    @Mike_221 4 года назад

    Thailand is north of the equator just sayin

  • @slickcrag
    @slickcrag 4 года назад

    Amen!

  • @juanamedh
    @juanamedh 4 года назад +1

    Let's stream sum music!

  • @rrondon3280
    @rrondon3280 4 года назад

    Pano's gonna be the next LaToya Jackson.

    • @PanoT
      @PanoT  4 года назад +4

      i am latoya jackson

  • @markt2202
    @markt2202 4 года назад

    Amen

  • @thehopefulnobody7750
    @thehopefulnobody7750 3 года назад

    I don't know if its just me but in this video he looks like basicallydowrk.

  • @josephdunlap6747
    @josephdunlap6747 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious as always Pano! Cocky Muscles was definitely a stupid, arrogant and ugly doucebag! He thought he was “all that” but was certainly plain waste of skin!! Love you so much for pointing out his stupidity!! 😂🤪😘😍

  • @jimmywait74
    @jimmywait74 4 года назад

    Panos Where have you been?

  • @douglashammett-lair
    @douglashammett-lair 4 года назад

    PANO !! WHERE ARE YOU?

  • @hazelnutspred3348
    @hazelnutspred3348 4 года назад +1

    literally half of the words that came out of his mouth were curse words

  • @kevenroy7152
    @kevenroy7152 4 года назад

    And THAT is the recipe of «How to fuck everyone and finish your life alone cause you're a jerk»

  • @leohernandez4739
    @leohernandez4739 4 года назад

    Who else just came for the comment section to see if there is any tea as to why pano t hasn’t posted on RUclips in a while?

  • @LuigiChirco
    @LuigiChirco 4 года назад

    The Corona got him very badly.........🤯😳

  • @Fuzzybear7680
    @Fuzzybear7680 4 года назад +1

    ROFLMAO!! Did it hurt having your tongue planted in your cheek for that long! Great take down there, Pano!

  • @BixbysDad
    @BixbysDad 4 года назад +1

    Was he Tweaking? ... And this guy has no muscle. Insecure stalker material.

  • @mgblue
    @mgblue 4 года назад +2

    You have crazy eyes sometimes I think I find it oddly attractive, I like the crazy look with hands around my throat also.

  • @jimmurray7826
    @jimmurray7826 4 года назад

    OMG AMEN!

  • @jkMontreal
    @jkMontreal 4 года назад

    Yes, you can steal the girl from someone in South America ... and return to the United States chopped into small pieces and packed in a beautiful fine wood coffin.