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  • @arthurcorbier3870
    @arthurcorbier3870 2 года назад +912

    no one expects the ordo Hispanium

    • @SweatyRock
      @SweatyRock 2 года назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @caretakercat7176
      @caretakercat7176 2 года назад +53

      Ordo Hispanium shall purge every heretic that missapropriates Hispanic culture..
      Mario in Sombrero? *Heretic! *

    • @Basically_Anybody
      @Basically_Anybody 2 года назад +50

      @@caretakercat7176 you fool! He IS the Lord Inquisitor of the Ordo Hispanium

    • @jayaman9142
      @jayaman9142 2 года назад +5

      No u

    • @dr.steelworth5775
      @dr.steelworth5775 2 года назад +5

      @@caretakercat7176 You heretic.

  • @Matej_Sojka
    @Matej_Sojka 2 года назад +1576

    In Space Marine game the Inquisitor did not fall to chaos, he was killed and the body was possessed. The demon inside even taunted the game character that they consider him a traitor, not realizing they were talking to a corpse for so long, even noticing he does not bleed and stuff.

    • @doomguy9049
      @doomguy9049 2 года назад +91

      That's a distinction without a difference though, at least as it matters in this context because he still had the unlimited authority of an inquisitor and the ability to cause havoc using it.

    • @robbybeckmeyer828
      @robbybeckmeyer828 2 года назад +188

      "Inquisitor, you are wounded."
      "Nah I'm good bro I'm a psyker or somthin idk."

    • @MonfangHowlett
      @MonfangHowlett 2 года назад +82

      @@doomguy9049 No because the Inquisitor had died and his body was used as a suit.

    • @doomguy9049
      @doomguy9049 2 года назад +19

      @@MonfangHowlett there was no difference in terms of the damage his possessed carcass was able to cause so it's functionally the same thing though.

    • @ekhidna4
      @ekhidna4 2 года назад +122

      @@doomguy9049 What drugs are you on? If you were killed and then some demon used your body as a puppet to do terrible things, then are you to blame for it? The Inquisitor, through the audio logs you can recover, clearly did his best to stop the mistake he caused and even gave his life in an attempt to halt it. He died, though, and his carcass was used as a weapon.
      The damage caused was done by Chaos. The authority of the Inquisitor's body was just that: authority. He didn't do it willingly. he didn't fall to Chaos. He was no traitor. He was a scientist who bit more than he could chew and in the end Chaos took that chance to spread. In this case, the Inquisitor is only at fault for running his experiments without proper care. Even Neroth, the Chaos Lord, admits to this fact and says that the Inquisitor had been dead long before Titus met him and that it was nothing more than a flesh puppet.

  • @bobthebuilder4345
    @bobthebuilder4345 2 года назад +1223

    List of cursed events in this episode:
    1. HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY
    2. Bricky not knowing about Draco's genestealussy fetish
    3. The end where shy plays bricky saying "i have a very small p**is" over and over again
    4. inquisitor's retinue member who worships khorne description

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 2 года назад +103

      Did you have to remind us of the *gussy*

    • @jm329
      @jm329 2 года назад +17

      Have you actually read the books? The only time it is mentioned is when they are being attacked by Slaaneshi demons.

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 2 года назад +45

      @@jm329 i may be confusing it with the Orgasmashine tho

    • @adamr6621
      @adamr6621 2 года назад +57

      @@heavystalin2419 "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"

    • @mumflrfumperdink2592
      @mumflrfumperdink2592 2 года назад +48

      If Bricky dosen't know about Draco, do you think they might do a book club on the inquisitor books? I would love to see DK suffer with the inane descriptions

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 2 года назад +737

    The ultimate irony of this episode is that Shai, being represented by a cherub, is herself "just a little guy."

    • @toms1313
      @toms1313 2 года назад +128

      Don't taunt her! She's just a little gal

    • @De_Chappo
      @De_Chappo 2 года назад +80

      Start running, if she reads this she'll come for you in your sleep

    • @darkpit37
      @darkpit37 2 года назад +102

      @@De_Chappo what's she gonna do? *she's just a little guy*

    • @matthewmatthew981
      @matthewmatthew981 2 года назад +29

      Thanks! Your nuts are forfeit.

    • @darkpit37
      @darkpit37 2 года назад +26

      @@matthewmatthew981 you have been provided no proof that I have nuts in the first place.

  • @starwarsnerd100
    @starwarsnerd100 2 года назад +792

    Lore: “this group that *messes with time travel* mysteriously disappeared, almost as if they never existed, before appearing again.”
    Bricky: “Idk, probably has to do with Gulliman organizing the calendars or something”.

    • @korvincarry3268
      @korvincarry3268 2 года назад +105

      Fr. The biggest most obvious answer is they just time travelled lmao

    • @griffinbryant5016
      @griffinbryant5016 2 года назад +52

      He's talking about how the cicatrix maledictum messed with time across the galaxy. Some places were already destroyed bc, for them, centuries had passed while Terra experienced a few years.

    • @squakasog995
      @squakasog995 2 года назад +8

      That literally makes the most sense tho

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 2 года назад +17

      "Entertainment before accuracy", right? X)

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 2 года назад +45

      *Gulliman:* "Scribe, what year is it?"
      *Scribe:* "..."
      *Gulliman:* "..you don't know, do you?"
      *Scribe:* "..define year."
      *Gulliman:* "Yeah, okay, grab that Data Pad, if we start fixing this now, we might be finished sometime this century..."

  • @Marines_Memelevolent
    @Marines_Memelevolent 2 года назад +373

    I feel bad for Shai trying to rein these two in all the time. It’s such a monumental task, and she’s
    *just a little guy*

  • @АртурЧугай
    @АртурЧугай 2 года назад +606

    About Cato. He was pretty much the way he is depicted in TTS for a long time, but relatively recently he got some long needed development.

    • @VoltairePrime
      @VoltairePrime 2 года назад +64

      Via being stuck in the warp for Years.

    • @АртурЧугай
      @АртурЧугай 2 года назад +105

      @@VoltairePrime and having everyone under his command die, leading to him having extreme survivors guilt.

    • @dimitriosdrossidis9633
      @dimitriosdrossidis9633 2 года назад +116

      ah Trauma.
      What a great teacher for charisma

    • @cindermoth3421
      @cindermoth3421 2 года назад +79

      He has now got Ultra-depression

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 2 года назад +78

      @@cindermoth3421 Eventually every smurf shall have ULTRA DEPRESSION!

  • @seeingseeer5282
    @seeingseeer5282 2 года назад +425

    Additional Information: There are a few minor Ordos Bricky left out and three of them have interesting descriptions.
    Ordo Desolatus: Unknown Purpose, only has one member.
    Ordo Necros: Purpose Unknown.
    Ordo Vigilus: Its sole purpose is to watch over Ordo Necros.

    • @bunniteeth7155
      @bunniteeth7155 2 года назад +54

      Those are some funny and weird groups

    • @DeltaCain13
      @DeltaCain13 2 года назад +11

      Degens.

    • @ArtificialDragon
      @ArtificialDragon 2 года назад +13

      Probably a good thing he left them out then XD

    • @jasperosterlund6308
      @jasperosterlund6308 2 года назад +8

      I am not sure if you are serious or not

    • @ArtificialDragon
      @ArtificialDragon 2 года назад +46

      @@jasperosterlund6308 well as DK mentioned previous episodes before "Why even bother mentioning it if there's no lore?"

  • @dungaloidblastobrain9515
    @dungaloidblastobrain9515 2 года назад +65

    31:23
    I love how you can hear bricky FIGHTING the urge to not say just a little guy again

  • @sadservitor5362
    @sadservitor5362 2 года назад +452

    DK: "Jaq Draco seems to be a smart observant inquisitor."
    Actual Draco: "I long for Genestealer ass!"

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 2 года назад +23

      Brother.

    • @fluffywolfo3663
      @fluffywolfo3663 2 года назад +78

      This book is a cold, wet towel wrapped around the midriff of my mind. It drenches us with its lurid texts, the text that is the water dribbling from the frigid towel that is this book, soaking us until one can do naught but become united with one's uncomfort.
      --wamuudes

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 2 года назад +1

      @@fluffywolfo3663 "WE REQUIRE NO MORE SEWER GOBLINS WRITING ABOUT THEIR ARCANE SEXUAL AFFFLICTIONS"
      wamuudes

    • @jm329
      @jm329 2 года назад +11

      It isn’t. The TTS made that up. It isn’t in the book.

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 2 года назад +38

      @@jm329 you read the actual book or did you read the reprint? yes. the phrase i long for gene stealer ass is NOT on the books yes and jaq only sleeps with his assassin when she is human, yes.
      So you are technically correct. But the book is written as magnus put it best "with a sexual tinge" that HAS never been a thing to my knowledge in 40K. All three of them...and Ian Watson also wrote like a metric torn of the weird stories. Orgasmachine was just the peak of his sweat goblin ways

  • @sanahoi3785
    @sanahoi3785 2 года назад +317

    In the Space marine game, Inquisitor is dead, right after he made the last message, his body is puppeteered by unknown means by the chaos lord, he did not betray

    • @WingsaberE3
      @WingsaberE3 2 года назад +56

      He WAS trying to invent a warp-based power generator. Kinda dumb. Loyal, but dumb.

    • @sanahoi3785
      @sanahoi3785 2 года назад +25

      @@WingsaberE3 he just needed few blanks for safety

    • @Keyfur91
      @Keyfur91 2 года назад +36

      He tried to invent? Ooooh imagine if someone whispered that little nugget of info to the Mechanicus…

    • @fcomolineiro7596
      @fcomolineiro7596 2 года назад +30

      @@Keyfur91 the mechanicus knew, but they saw a lot of skulls glued into the metal frame of it and trough that it was a signal of the omnisiah

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 2 года назад +1

      Hey, 96 likes. _Nice._

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 2 года назад +231

    The guy who discovered baby Sanguinius: "Aww, he's just a little guy!"

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 года назад +26

      well it was fun reading this before shy deletes it

    • @AidzWithAZ
      @AidzWithAZ 2 года назад +16

      Other primarchs to Alpharius: “He’s just a little guy!”

    • @couchcommandoiv5528
      @couchcommandoiv5528 Год назад +3

      @@AidzWithAZ Meanwhile Alpharius watching the other primarchs through a scope while they talk down to Alpharius

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 2 года назад +274

    I say this with full sincerity, the 100 consecutive godforsaken seconds of "he's just a little guy" at once put me in a serious amount of mental anguish, yet also reminded me what y'all can bring to the table that other 40k lore channels could never
    In other words, I love you, never do that again
    Jaq Draco loves the gussy

    • @johnoneil9188
      @johnoneil9188 2 года назад +4

      He sure does.

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 2 года назад +22

      Boy: "G-gussy"
      Dorn: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 года назад +7

      Draco's just a little guy. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 года назад +5

      @@maximsavage Manclesiarch Desius: MOVE ON!

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 Год назад

      @bthsr Wammudies: “Moving on…”

  • @richroll9894
    @richroll9894 2 года назад +229

    True story: I once agreed to a “digital rectal exam” because I thought it was like an X-ray or something electronic with signals and didn’t discover my folly until Doc was knuckle deep halfway to my Machine Spirit…

    • @ajaxo85
      @ajaxo85 2 года назад +1

      be thankful it wasnt a Mad-Dok, he probly would have replaced your ass with a chopper or something...

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 года назад +20

      He's just a little guy

  • @jakejohnson9552
    @jakejohnson9552 2 года назад +235

    I love that we can now see Shy’s disappointment in real time.
    More silent v-Tuber please

  • @gyong7808
    @gyong7808 2 года назад +81

    Bricky: "Its impossible to time travel using the warp"
    Orikan: "You nee- OWW DAMMIT TRAZYN hold on lemme"
    Bricky: "Its impossible to time travel using the warp"
    Orikan: Punches Tryazn "You need the warp?"

  • @link4585
    @link4585 2 года назад +45

    The fact that the Vtuber avatar of Shy was on screen during them talking about just being a little guy is the best

  • @bjornancraite2266
    @bjornancraite2266 2 года назад +254

    An inquisitor has definitely fallen to chaos before. one of them basically caused a civil war between two factions of the blood angels at one point because they'd secretly fallen to Tzeentch.

    • @thursaz6234
      @thursaz6234 2 года назад +17

      Inquisitor Ramius Stele (from Deus Encarmine and Deus Sanguinius). You can also count Gholic Ren-Sar Valinov (from Grey Knights) who plotted to bring back a demon prince in the materium. Those two are the first inquisitors I learned about when I started to read 40k novels. Since then I always see them as shady guys borderline chaos at best ^^.

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 2 года назад +4

      Inquisitor Quickseus (it's pronounced like that at least) in the _Eisenhorn_ books also qualify.

    • @RhantheSlayer
      @RhantheSlayer 2 года назад +2

      Screw Stele for what he did to my red bois

  • @gideonclement61
    @gideonclement61 2 года назад +109

    "Jaque Draco sounds like a reasonable and smart inquisitor" famous last words

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 года назад +7

      It's not his fault he's just a little guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @funeralhippy3209
    @funeralhippy3209 2 года назад +125

    The Ordo Obseletus part reminds me of fit Guilliman had with a Priest (I think it was in Plague wars) after said Priest tried to cover up a reckless attack by an untrained psyker he ordered as "a vessel for your fathers power" to put it simply Guilliman nearly smashed the priests skull before cooling down and the priest morbidly had fantasies about getting killed by one of the Emperors sons

    • @doomguy9049
      @doomguy9049 2 года назад +5

      I don't remember any strangulation attempts tbh

    • @funeralhippy3209
      @funeralhippy3209 2 года назад +20

      Yeah I double checked, he didn't strangle him, but he did hold up his hand about to smash the dudes skull before he cooled down

    • @AlphariusMemegon
      @AlphariusMemegon 2 года назад +31

      Don't forget the part where Guilliman said he would have the priest shamed and the Custodian (who stayed in the room despite Guilliman ordering everyone to leave) straight up told the priest that he didn't take orders from Guilliman and if the priest ever tried something like that again, he'd kill him.

    • @travelingspartan2035
      @travelingspartan2035 11 месяцев назад

      Frater Mathieu was the priest's name, I think. He was hired by Guilliman to be his orator because he seemed like the closest thing to a chill, reasonable person the Ecclesiarchy had.

  • @nateinky01
    @nateinky01 2 года назад +81

    I need a ten hour loop of bricky and d.k. going on about the little guy. Its not his fault he's just a little guy.

    • @snepping1885
      @snepping1885 2 года назад +2

      I need a 1 hour loop of the end

  • @Kamen_Hammer
    @Kamen_Hammer 2 года назад +218

    Just seeing Shy’s vtuber model pop up while they kept saying “Just a little guy” was hilarious, just gave the appearance of “I want to die”/“Please kill me”.
    Edit, 28:26

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 2 года назад +29

      And then she put a timer in the corner of the screen so everyone can see how much time they spent with the little guy.

    • @stevenknauer6234
      @stevenknauer6234 2 года назад +10

      I was literally wheezing when I saw her avatar. Then they stopped for like 15 seconds, and started up again and she's just like *Vtuber avatar + fire" 🤣

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 2 года назад +74

    Fun fact: The Inquisition maintains envoys in at least one Eldar Craftworld. I forget which one, but it's either Altaioc or Iyanden. (Might be Ulthwe, but I kind of doubt that.)

    • @pogsothoth
      @pogsothoth 2 года назад +19

      Iyanden, even after the Tyranids broke em up

  • @alexstengel8066
    @alexstengel8066 2 года назад +72

    Looking forward to the "Its just a little guy" merch. Like a Commissar showing an Inquisitor a ratling. Or go the giant route with a Titan calling a dreadnought a little guy.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 года назад +3

      I think both variants, or a Titain calling castellan knight little guy, who is in tern calling a dreadnought a little guy, who is also calling an inquisitor a little guy, who themselves describe the rattling they are holding as "a little guy"

    • @stevenknauer6234
      @stevenknauer6234 2 года назад

      OMG yes please

  • @whyldk
    @whyldk 2 года назад +124

    Just want everyone to know: Eisenhorn in one of stories of Magos book slayed chaos dreadnought with his saber.

    • @lioneljohnsononvacation2635
      @lioneljohnsononvacation2635 2 года назад +12

      THE TIIIIIME HAS COME TO AN END

    • @Adeptus_Miniatures
      @Adeptus_Miniatures 2 года назад +11

      Or when he destroyed a Chaos WARLORD TITAN with a stick and deamon host..

    • @seanrydell112
      @seanrydell112 2 года назад +7

      He's a bad bad Mary Sue, couldn't get through the second book
      Ciaphus gets under my skin with his constant "oh no oh jeez I need meat shields" but at least he has actual flaws and makes bad calls some times

    • @spooch3257
      @spooch3257 2 года назад +6

      This sentence is painful to read

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 года назад +1

      What.

  • @jtfbreedlove
    @jtfbreedlove 2 года назад +52

    Eisenhorn was still able to use his rosette/seal after he was declared excommunicate traitoris, just as long as he avoided calling in the actual authorities, which the title character called him out on in Magos. In the Caiaphas Cain books Amberly's rosette is a normally invisible tattoo on her hand she can manually light up when she wants to be recognized as an inquisitor, I think.

  • @vontheunknown7982
    @vontheunknown7982 2 года назад +52

    Some Inquisitors have unknown relationship with the Blood Ravens.

  • @jaketheberge1970
    @jaketheberge1970 2 года назад +42

    This will be the episode were Shy starts seriously considering turning these two into lobotomized servitors.

    • @Knuspermonster
      @Knuspermonster 2 года назад +7

      local, mute cherrub kills tech priest and inquisitor. arbites say it was the right thing to do since she is just a lil gal...more at 10

  • @NUToriouslyOnline
    @NUToriouslyOnline 2 года назад +18

    28:25
    I'm timestamping this for myself because that conversation (if it could even be called that) and the editing behind it caught me so off guard that even an eldar harlequin would think I'm weird because of how much I was smiling and laughing at that bit

  • @Moffles0919
    @Moffles0919 2 года назад +49

    It wasn’t enough that Bricky had to butcher some of the English words, he had to go after Spanish too. Beware, French. He is coming.

    • @12SickOne34
      @12SickOne34 2 года назад +3

      *mumbles in German*
      Gott sei Dank klingt unsere Sprache von Natur aus wie aus dem Fleischwolf
      *angry German giggling*

    • @Moffles0919
      @Moffles0919 2 года назад +1

      @@12SickOne34 Keine Sprache ist sicher

    • @falscher2
      @falscher2 2 года назад

      @@Moffles0919 eh, spricht wahrscheinlich besser Deutsch als einige Dialekter

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 2 года назад +2

      French is allready butchered

    • @Armorion
      @Armorion 2 года назад

      He hates the French though

  • @LuoSon312_G8
    @LuoSon312_G8 2 года назад +93

    how are you not traumatized after knowing about Inquisitor Draco, the dude had his own episode in TTS, and that alone scared more than half the cast.

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 2 года назад +22

      Gussy...

    • @l33t9r0u93
      @l33t9r0u93 2 года назад +18

      @@xaga8794 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @johnoneil9188
      @johnoneil9188 2 года назад +8

      He grossed out Magnus and that guy literally fell to chaos.

    • @jackhammerMean
      @jackhammerMean 2 года назад +16

      I YEARN FOR GENESTEALER ASS
      ~inquisotor Draco

    • @jm329
      @jm329 2 года назад +4

      I recently read through the inquisitor book and watched the TTS review, and they made up a lot, including that he was attracted to genestealers.

  • @YoBen100
    @YoBen100 2 года назад +92

    Inquisitor came to your planet, looking for traitors.
    Inquisitor: "Tell me, Jedi, how did you survive Order 66?"
    Planet Gov: "What?"
    Inquisitor: "Oops, wrong universe."

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 2 года назад +16

      Watching A fan with to much times star wars Vs 40k.
      A "good soilder" does "a little trolling" with a ship full of civilians.
      Anakin allies himself with a VERY important chaos pysker.
      A space marine librarian divides the Jedi order, Manually.

    • @stealthy4741
      @stealthy4741 2 года назад +1

      I too am a person who enjoys his work

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 года назад +1

      Planet Gov "Can you describe this Ched Eye fellow?"
      Inquisitor "He's just a little guy."

  • @suncore65
    @suncore65 2 года назад +30

    Savant: Sir, I’ve been feeling kinda down lately. Do you have anything I can do?
    Inquisitor: Idk, count the stars or something.
    Savant: Don’t mind if I do!

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 2 года назад +10

      This may be a joke, but Rogue Traders are known to double-check all the visible stars whenever they arrive in a new system just in case there's a star they can see from here that isn't on the star charts.

  • @woaddragon
    @woaddragon 2 года назад +51

    There was a gray knight novel that had an inquisitor that did exactly was DK ask about. He was meant to be killed, but he escaped and used his authority to do all sort of f#@kery

  • @vexedalgides3091
    @vexedalgides3091 2 года назад +26

    To know more about Cato Sicarius and why he's considered that in TTS, I like to refer to what I call "The Damnos incident". Officially called the Fall of Damnos, for which I cannot forgive the Ultramarysues as a Necron enjoyer. There's a short story called "Veil of Darkness" that looks through his eyes as he recovers, preparing for the counter attack, and boi his psyche is full of that text to speech sicarius energy.

    • @dbayles3677
      @dbayles3677 2 года назад +3

      To counter that I recommend the knights of macragge to show full blown PTSD riddles
      Sicarius

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 9 месяцев назад

      Here's a fun fact, Sicarius has sworn that he and Farsight would duel again after Farsight's forces used an EMP to disable everyone's powered weapons and suits and the Space Marines were surrounded by the Kroot Auxiliaries under Farsight's command, who were equipped with standard swords.
      Farsight and Cato had a back and forth in that about honor.

  • @SilverWyvern280
    @SilverWyvern280 2 года назад +41

    When they mentioned Ordo Hyrda I was immediately like "Oh no... that's from Draco." Could have a full episode on the inquisition war book series...and the horny degeneracy that came with it.

    • @bruuze1258
      @bruuze1258 2 года назад +8

      We need to save that for a special occasion. Make it Demon Keilbasa Part Two

  • @nastynatethe3rd
    @nastynatethe3rd 2 года назад +14

    I love how i scroll over the "just a little guy" segment and RUclips's helpfully notes this section is the "Most replayed" segment of the video 🤣

  • @pit_shost
    @pit_shost 2 года назад +58

    In the space marine game inquisitor drogan did not fall to chaos. He was killed and meat puppeted to trick the ultramarines

  • @thekraken2419
    @thekraken2419 2 года назад +36

    Also a great example of warp time travel is near the end of The Infinite and the Devine, where a fleet comes to a planet 100 years before they left

    • @Crazael
      @Crazael 2 года назад

      Is that the one where they left because of a distress signal and that they caused when they arrived? Or am I thinking of a completely different incident.

    • @seanrydell112
      @seanrydell112 2 года назад

      It's alot less confusing when you just think of it as space timezones

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 года назад

      *Divine

  • @1337_YbuR
    @1337_YbuR 2 года назад +20

    Fun fact the novel about Jaq Draco was the first ever book of the 40k universe and is very weird and might not even be canon anymore. Because he somehow infiltrates the Imperial Palace and Big E senses him and freeze time to speak to him and probes his memory to see if he tell the truth. Andddd on top of that manages to escape the Palace without being noticed by any Custodes…

    • @patsutherland6853
      @patsutherland6853 2 года назад +5

      That's some Alpharius level stealth I might try to find that

    • @rhemorigher
      @rhemorigher 2 года назад +5

      He's just that good!

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 2 года назад +3

      With a box. He made the solid snake!

  • @TheArgusApocraphex1
    @TheArgusApocraphex1 2 года назад +26

    Let us not forget the Oculus Imperia of the Logos Historica Vertia, one of the other historical scribes on Terra itself. *cough get him as a guest for a special in universe episode maybe cough cough*

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 2 года назад +19

    " They have Psyber Eagles. "
    An Inquisitor with an afro and tanned skin running around the Underhive with a servo-skull recording his actions. " You're watching Psybird up, the worst show in the Inquisition. "

  • @seeingseeer5282
    @seeingseeer5282 2 года назад +59

    Funny that Shy and Bricky mentions how 40k could have a Mass Effect style game using an Inquisitor since the Spectres from Mass Effect are basically Mass Effect's equivalent of Inquisitors.
    Also, as for a Mass Effect-like 40k game as a Rogue Trader, it would likely be more like Mass Effect Andromeda instead of the Shepard trilogy.

    • @theabomb8305
      @theabomb8305 2 года назад +7

      Instead of reapers it’s tyranids.

    • @MrFatalisDev
      @MrFatalisDev 2 года назад +5

      I want a Rogue Trader 40K RPG so bad...so very very bad. Though as a question if it's Mass Effect like, which xenos would you bang first, out of curiosity? No Inquisitors here nope, nada. ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

    • @TheLordofMetroids
      @TheLordofMetroids 2 года назад

      @@MrFatalisDev The answer is of course not a Xeno but rather, the Mechanicus.
      The things they can do with the robot arms...

    • @chrisbaldwin8570
      @chrisbaldwin8570 2 года назад +3

      What you do is have it be more plot line like Mass Effect 2. You are a Rogue Trader plying the lanes of space in the Imperium when an Inquisitor and their retinue conscript you and your crew into ferrying them around and helping them deal with some sort of horrible problem for the Imperium. Something happens to the Inquisitor and now as the highest ranking Imperial presence on the ship your word is the law, although all the acolytes still with you are no doubt watching and reporting back to the Inquisition. You are forced to take up a cause you didn't even want at the behest of a shadowy conspiracy with near limitless resources.

    • @jasonyeh3595
      @jasonyeh3595 2 года назад +3

      @@MrFatalisDev little do you know the creater of pathfinders video game announced a Rogue Trader game just now

  • @Ace_011
    @Ace_011 2 года назад +27

    For the time fuckery of the Warp, The First Heretic has a pretty good example, without many spoiler Argel Tal and his buddies go in there and are lost for 7 months, but for Lorgar and everyone else waiting for them was less than 5 seconds.

    • @joshua41175
      @joshua41175 2 года назад

      Battlefleet gothic as well

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 2 года назад +1

      Or one of my favourite examples in Black Legion, the Warp Ghosts replenishing their numbers by taking in their past selves.

  • @patrickmiklos7008
    @patrickmiklos7008 2 года назад +28

    Gotta love the inquisition:
    I.C."I'M NOT POSSESSED!!!"
    I."That you Know of, INTERROGATE this Citizen, we have little time to waste. Now."

  • @Demos_Jeff
    @Demos_Jeff 2 года назад +10

    I like the idea of a bunch of Ordo Maldictum sitting in a meeting trying to brain storm how to close the giant hell portal and one (probably named Terry or Burt) keeps suggesting a giant tube of super glue, a giant staple gun, filling it with sand , or just putting traffic cones around it.

    • @matthewmatthew981
      @matthewmatthew981 2 года назад +1

      Needs more likes.

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 2 года назад +2

      I imagine they would try and pump the eye of terror full of blanks, but those don't come easy enough to be guardsmen expendable

  • @dramsac17
    @dramsac17 2 года назад +11

    You guys really should start doing the All Guardsmen Party again. It's all about this very topic.

  • @burstingwizard975
    @burstingwizard975 2 года назад +6

    I could just FEEL Shy's rage at these two guys saying "just a little guy". You'd think that would be impossible without seeing or hearing her but no, apparently not

  • @EdBurke37
    @EdBurke37 2 года назад +8

    An inquisitor fell to chaos in the Eisenhorn books. He still thought he was serving the Emperor but he was totally warped by chaos and completely insane.

  • @davidkueny2444
    @davidkueny2444 2 года назад +7

    Fun fact: the Warp allowing both FTL and Time Travel is one of the few scientifically accurate things about Warhammer 40k. The reason is complicated, but it has to do with Relativity - the instant you let information propagate outside of a light cone, you have the potential for closed timelike curves - aka, time loops.

  • @TheREALIzludez
    @TheREALIzludez 2 года назад +14

    I play a lot of Tau and have quite a few models for my army and play pretty regularly. I was playing this weekend and I had a squad of fire warriors taking on a squad of grey knights and they were doing their best and finally got into melee and needless to say my single fire warrior was left after the fight and he was JUST A LITTLE GUY. HE TRIED BUT HE WAS JUST A LITTLE GUY.

  • @TheLostPrimarch2nd
    @TheLostPrimarch2nd 2 года назад +8

    An example of an actual traitor inquisitor would be in the first book of Grey Knight's Alaric Triology, with an actual Tzeench worshiping ex-inquisitor that was being hunted down by his peers. The guy was very strong and summoned a very powerful Greater Daemon...... And did a lot of fucked up stuff.
    Among his fuckery, he also used the Grey Knight secrecy against them and told the defenders of the world they were traitors, thus, the guard, the sisters and a FUCKING ORDINATUS PLATAFORM were used against the Knights.... But Alaric, being a badass, decided to be awesome that day one again, and plunged his wounded strike cruiser to shatter the hive cities lines, and then banished the greater peacook.....After one hell of a fight.

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler 2 года назад +11

    Ordo Chronos reporting in. 'Ahead of time'.
    Pun in hand, as per Ordo regulation. Ave Deum Imperator.

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler 2 года назад +8

    Passing on a message from the Ordo Malleus - Message reads "Can't touch this" Message ends.

  • @seeingseeer5282
    @seeingseeer5282 2 года назад +36

    Ordo Chronos is basically the Dwemer from Elder Scrolls except in this case, some of them managed to return.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 года назад +4

      It honestly highly likely that they just time traveled into the future...like the whole ordo just went hundreds of years and they are NOW finally returning from their trip.

  • @MrEMeatshield
    @MrEMeatshield 2 года назад +2

    That 'Just a little guy' bit started sounding like a Seinfeld George and Jerry sketch. Then it kept going, and going.
    Good quote to end on too.

  • @julienarmand1473
    @julienarmand1473 2 года назад +5

    About that Rogue Trader game mentioned near the end ...
    Yeah, it's going to be a real thing. It was announced just recently : a CRPG in the style and by the makers of the Pathfinder games.
    I am very excited for that.

  • @djbeast2145
    @djbeast2145 2 года назад +3

    Man it's so great to hear that bricky watches always sunny, can't wait for the corvus corax episode where we learn that corax starts his day with fight milk so he can fight like the crow

  • @heavylancer2556
    @heavylancer2556 2 года назад +25

    Isn't the Ordo Hydra from a book that's largely discredited and was read in a TTS podcast to talk about how bad it was? The one with an inquisitor who was accompanied by an assassin who could only morph into a genestealer for some odd reason?

    • @notoffensivenpc8400
      @notoffensivenpc8400 2 года назад

      yes. yes it was. don't forget how much draco wanted to fuck the genestealer

    • @thegloriouswizard5270
      @thegloriouswizard5270 2 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @johnoneil9188
      @johnoneil9188 2 года назад +1

      I don´t think she could only morph into one but kind of specialized in it.

    • @notoffensivenpc8400
      @notoffensivenpc8400 2 года назад +3

      @@johnoneil9188 no she can only morph into that. She says it at some point in the book

    • @jm329
      @jm329 2 года назад +2

      @@notoffensivenpc8400 There was a short story with the novel where she was implanted by the assassins and could only transform into a genestealer, but then it was removed in the second novel.

  • @MixerTheNovir
    @MixerTheNovir 2 года назад +6

    25:10 in Dark Imperium book guiliman speaks about Sicarius in a way that would suggest he really was this way

  • @umbralscorpio90
    @umbralscorpio90 2 года назад +6

    Shy's passive aggression towards these two is just amazing. XD

    • @rhemorigher
      @rhemorigher 2 года назад

      Shy isn't passive aggressive, Shy is merely impotently aggressive until they get into melee range.

  • @laughingmask3118
    @laughingmask3118 2 года назад +1

    Ordo Maledictum Inquisitor *spits, squints at the fuck-huge space hole dividing the Imperium* "We got our work cut out for us, boys. Let's get figuring this shit out."

  • @MLGHazrad
    @MLGHazrad 2 года назад +21

    Being an Inquisitor might be something I would do besides being a space marine in 40k. Unrestricted freedom and the ability to easily change what I want to do. It's a double edge sword but worth it

    • @FoxHound-ut1hu
      @FoxHound-ut1hu 2 года назад

      The two occupations that mean you have to face the worst the galaxy has to offer?

    • @Ashwulf
      @Ashwulf 2 года назад

      It would kinda be like being a police detective, except you only deal with the absolute worst cases. There's a reason inquisitors go insane so fast.

  • @zackbob6
    @zackbob6 6 месяцев назад +2

    Little did they know... that there WOULD be a rogue trader game where you form a retinue!

  • @celsetialarchives5909
    @celsetialarchives5909 2 года назад +10

    The an inqisitor/inquisitors ever gets sent back to before the seige if terra or the heresy itself it'd be interesting to see what they'd do

    • @deathkorpswatchmaster2414
      @deathkorpswatchmaster2414 2 года назад +3

      The warp do be shenanigany. Time travel has happened plefty of times. My favorite being an ork warboss who killed his past self for another kustom shoota

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 2 года назад +1

    Yknow what, screw it. Here's a jalapeno popper recipe
    Ingredients:
    A large mixing bowl
    a bunch of Jalapenos, like 6-10
    2 bricks of cream cheese (8oz each) (Philadelphia brand preferred)
    16oz tub of sour cream
    8oz of diced green chiles (i usually use 2 4oz cans)
    3 green onions, diced
    12.5oz can of chunk chicken breast (Kirkland brand preffered)
    some Old Bay seasoning
    smoked gruyere cheese, grated
    A pack of bacon
    toothpicks
    Oven, preheated to 375*F
    Cooking sheet and wire rack
    Cooking
    1: Place a brick of cream cheese into the bowl and break up into smaller pieces with a wooden spatula
    2: Add the sour cream and second brick of cream cheese and break up and mix lightly
    3: Add the diced onions and chiles
    4: Drain and open the can of chicken, mash with fork until all the chicken ressembles pulled pork, then add to bowl
    5: Mix thoroughly
    6: apply a layers of the smoked gruyere to the top, and a layer of Old Bay, then mix thoroughly into bowl
    7: Cut jalapenos in half and remove seeds
    8: Stuff mixture from the bowl into the jalapeno halves
    9: Cut the strips of bacon in half and wrap each jalapeno half with a bacon half, use toothpicks to secure.
    10: Place wrapped and stuffed jalapenos on wire rack on top of cooking sheet.
    11: cook in oven for 15-20 minutes, or until both the bacon is cooked and the stuffing gains a golden brown on the top.
    11.5: leftover stuffing can be placed in a casserole dish (along with any leftover bacon lining the bottom) and cooked alongside the peppers. Can be used as a spread for chips or bread.

  • @michaelstegenga
    @michaelstegenga 2 года назад +5

    "If you type the wrong number, it's the death of millions" .... time to read "15 Hours" to see how true this is. And see one of the happiest books from 40k ever.

  • @Inquisitormateo
    @Inquisitormateo 2 года назад +1

    Cicatrix Maledictum: exists
    Ordo Maledictum: I TORE A GREAT RIFT IN THE GALAXY TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEXTA- *bolter fire*

  • @fnglert
    @fnglert 2 года назад +5

    Aww, Shy being upset with Bricky and DK. They're just little guys ...

  • @mistertaz94
    @mistertaz94 2 года назад +2

    "You can't time travel. It's all warp fuckery"
    Necrons: *Mechanical wheezing laughter*

  • @chrisbaldwin8570
    @chrisbaldwin8570 2 года назад +23

    Hey Bricky, good quote from the Witch Hunters Codex on Page 9 that supports the "Innocence Proves Nothing" motto. -
    Though no complete records describe it, it is believed that the Order of the Martyred Lady, acting at the orders of the Witch Finder Tannenburg of the Ordo Hereticus who descended upon the Saint Garrat Scriptorum, dragging hundreds of Adeptus Terra scribes screaming to the excruciation chambers of the Nemesis Tessera and burning down the scriptorum. The Adepts lodged formal complaints with the very highest authorities on Terra, but were silenced when Inquisitor Tannenburg produced three hundred specimen jars. Each contained the preserved remains of a scribe, his previously hidden mutations uncovered for all to witness. Each stared from it's jar in mute, necrotic terror, his hideous form stark evidence of the horror lurking within the bosom of the Administratum.
    - Basically the Inquisition is cool with turning you inside out to find the mutations you might not of even known you had because being a mutant is against the law in many places, and especially on Terra of all places.

  • @LastBehemoth
    @LastBehemoth 2 года назад +1

    Those last few seconds.. "It's just a little guy" nearly died in my chair when I realized what was going on.

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 2 года назад +5

    Ah the minor Inquisition factions like the Ordo Chronos who deals with time anomalies, the Ordo Chronos who deals with time anomalies, and the Ordo Chronos who deals with time anomalies.

  • @altarboi1475
    @altarboi1475 2 года назад +1

    “That’s like telling an ant to turn off the sun”
    DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 2 года назад +3

    Man, now I kinda wanna make myself some stuffed jalapenos.
    Also "That's just like asking an ant to turn off the sun!"
    But he's got HIIIIIIIGH Hopes! He's got, HIIIIIIGH Hopes!

  • @joshuaburgos3450
    @joshuaburgos3450 2 года назад +1

    In the eisenhorn books an Inquisitor fell to chaos and was believed dead for three hundred years but in reality was using his inquisitorial seal to gain access to certain locations to perform a ritual for chaos

  • @0FoX0
    @0FoX0 2 года назад +4

    As a Spanish fan, today's intro had me laughing for a long time. A big hug from Spain, keep up the good work, you are the best moment of my week

  • @Red_Alpha_Fox3358
    @Red_Alpha_Fox3358 2 года назад

    I'm absolutely amazed shy actually put up with you to geniuses during the "little guy" part in the episode.

  • @Parostem
    @Parostem 2 года назад +5

    28:17 This was the dumbest 2 minutes of my life, and I have definitely lost brain cells because of it. 10/10 Podcast of the Year.

  • @andrewfenbit5409
    @andrewfenbit5409 2 года назад +1

    In gaunts ghosts there are hell guns and the hotshot packs mainly used by snipers. Larkin used hotshot packs which fired the whole las pack at once .

  • @vod6264
    @vod6264 2 года назад +12

    Shy is going to ban the words “Little” and “Guys” from the discord after this episode

  • @BigAlLGator
    @BigAlLGator 2 года назад +2

    As soon as I heard "Ordo Hydra" my brain screamed Ian Watson, Sewer Goblin, Extraordinaire.

  • @professorpantherhardraad3921
    @professorpantherhardraad3921 2 года назад +3

    You know its funny that you mentioned a Rogue Trader game because OwlCat Games famous for their Pathfinder CRPGs has announced a WarHammer 40,000: Rogue Trader CRPG that they are working on. I hope that you guys give it a shot. If it works the way their Pathfinder ones did I'm gonna try and make you "little guys" into members of my crew

  • @Darnakas
    @Darnakas Год назад +2

    Ordo Sepultura has some really bloody roots

  • @MarcDize
    @MarcDize 2 года назад +3

    props to Shy for ending the episode with Bricky's little guy in repeat

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 Год назад +1

    Bricky: "Its impossible to time travel using the warp"
    Grizgutz: Waaaaggghhhh!

  • @phoenixblaze5491
    @phoenixblaze5491 4 месяца назад +4

    wait did bricky predict the rouge trader game

  • @archabe
    @archabe Год назад +1

    Adeptus Ridiculosos spectacularrrrr. I would love to hear your take the Ordo Malleus and Exorcists situation.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 2 года назад +28

    Ordo Theoreticus is the best Ordo of them all no contest.

    • @falscher2
      @falscher2 2 года назад

      are their Inquisitors the Practicabilis?

  • @remliel1675
    @remliel1675 2 года назад +1

    GAZ would be like: "YU CAN' HIT MY FREN' MAKARI, 'COS HE'Z JUS' A LITL' GIT!"

  • @barco7004
    @barco7004 2 года назад +5

    They should add a new Ordo for Squats as Ordo lil Guys.
    They are trying to understand what the heck a Votann is. They are just lil guys tho

  • @TheNobleCustoms
    @TheNobleCustoms 2 года назад +1

    I'm actually very excited for when you guys cover the Tome Keepers. They have become like my favorite chapter and I plan on making an army of them.

  • @liamroyston6718
    @liamroyston6718 2 года назад +4

    So...future book club idea now Draco has been mentioned?

  • @scottag3597
    @scottag3597 2 года назад +2

    A Grimdark/Mass Effect type game would be insane! Would easily become my new obsession.

  • @forbiddennotes3964
    @forbiddennotes3964 2 года назад +3

    The Inquisition!
    (Here we go!)
    The inquisition!
    (What a show!)
    We know you're wishing
    That we'd go away!
    But the inquisitions here
    and its here to stayyyy!
    Look out, Kryptman is back, baby!

  • @commanderpuffy1014
    @commanderpuffy1014 Месяц назад +1

    Servants Khorn but for the imperium?
    BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

  • @TheAarongauntt
    @TheAarongauntt 2 года назад +30

    Round two of letting the boys know "the first heretic" actually leads into know no fear, which is where the choir boys stomp the blueberries, and from there leads to the conqueror

    • @AnshumanKantiBose
      @AnshumanKantiBose 2 года назад +2

      More like the choirboys attempt to back stab the bluberries, proceed to get their shit kicked in by Grandpapa Smurf.

    • @Ashtor1337
      @Ashtor1337 2 года назад +2

      You may want to reread those books. Papa Smurf and the blue berries fought off both legions after being sucker punched, killed the precious girl and made the choir boys cry while the angry boys got stomped and their dad became even more angry thanks to their uncle.

    • @TheAarongauntt
      @TheAarongauntt 2 года назад +1

      Haha really just trying to phrase it suit DK, but to be fair I do need to reread know no fear

  • @lordpotato9814
    @lordpotato9814 2 года назад +3

    An inquisitor in the Celestine book fell for chaos as well. Crazy book, made my brain hurt.

  • @tomjackson4021
    @tomjackson4021 2 года назад +4

    You don’t fuck with Time by using the Warp.
    The Warp fucks with You by using Time.

  • @LasseROM
    @LasseROM 2 года назад +1

    "Controlled time travel isn't possible"
    Necron Cryptechs enters the chat.
    "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox 2 года назад

      With use of the warp it's impossible cryptechs don't use the warp