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  • @xbednarz
    @xbednarz 10 дней назад +1459

    Step 1. Get hints from girls
    Ok, I'm cooked

    • @wilson16
      @wilson16 10 дней назад +22

      Let him cook

    • @trolleymouse
      @trolleymouse 10 дней назад +74

      Ignore all hints; they're not a real thing. One woman's "obvious hint" is another woman's neutral.
      Just approach girls you like and build a resistance to rejection.
      Same success rate, way less stress.

    • @clubstep8244
      @clubstep8244 9 дней назад +19

      The Hint thing is really hard. It only takes one wrong thing that you missinterpret as a hint and bam you messed up.
      What i learned when i met my first GF is, that when she is the right one you will feel it. You dont have to play a role, you dont have to fight for attention, instead of "burning" it just feels warm in your heart. Hard to explain. Dont mess with anyone that feels like you have to "conquer"

    • @pancakerepairman
      @pancakerepairman 9 дней назад +7

      it's like she doesn't understand only the best looking guys get this eye contact hint from random girls. for most of us waiting for the eye contact hint is called dying alone.

    • @captain1432
      @captain1432 9 дней назад +1

      @@trolleymouse this guy dates

  • @JPNox
    @JPNox 9 дней назад +297

    "be normal"
    Mission failed, we'll get them next time

  • @bsjeffrey
    @bsjeffrey 10 дней назад +742

    step 1: act like someone else
    step 1.5: remove pants

    • @sonixx_senpai9044
      @sonixx_senpai9044 10 дней назад +15

      You're referring to the wrong date 101

    • @falss2
      @falss2 10 дней назад +1

      Check the next counter

    • @bsjeffrey
      @bsjeffrey 10 дней назад +4

      @@sonixx_senpai9044 that's not as funny as referring to this video. 😀

    • @moonman9738
      @moonman9738 7 дней назад +1

      Such ez 😂

  • @youraveragespoon8085
    @youraveragespoon8085 10 дней назад +684

    "I am pretty international"
    "I have dated a lot of different races"
    "I haven't only dated Korean people"
    We got a Mr. Worldwide over here

    • @farn1991
      @farn1991 10 дней назад +39

      "That boy friend of yours, is he in the room with us in this moment?"

    • @danieldancer4065
      @danieldancer4065 9 дней назад +13

      she dated black? O.o

    • @Leon-S_kennedy
      @Leon-S_kennedy 9 дней назад

      @@danieldancer4065 what are you talking about

    • @Youmu_Konpaku_
      @Youmu_Konpaku_ 9 дней назад +8

      Remember all of them are her ex now

    • @drivenbymadness1085
      @drivenbymadness1085 9 дней назад +27

      How to admit that you belong to the streets 101

  • @JAIPOD100
    @JAIPOD100 10 дней назад +840

    I’m sending this message from jail, not sure which step I messed up

  • @dakwalmao24
    @dakwalmao24 10 дней назад +877

    instruction unclear
    girls think I'm gay and invited me into their sleep over

    • @RobertTorontoYYZ
      @RobertTorontoYYZ 10 дней назад +71

      Haha then take advantage and enjoy the scenery - who knows one of them might want to test you

    • @noctinopheles
      @noctinopheles 10 дней назад +114

      mission failed successfully

    • @yassineadam
      @yassineadam 10 дней назад +21

      ❤😂 hope they don't match you with some dude 😊 make sure your the only man invited 😅❤

    • @jhnyjoejoe69
      @jhnyjoejoe69 10 дней назад +7

      things that never happened for 200

    • @Lemonartist22
      @Lemonartist22 10 дней назад +8

      This is Ryan.

  • @davec3651
    @davec3651 10 дней назад +181

    3 eye contacts -->> pants off, segs ✅ let's goooooo

    • @Dahyunnie_real
      @Dahyunnie_real 7 дней назад +1

      NOBODY LIKE THIS, KEEP IT AT 69

    • @sudev216
      @sudev216 6 дней назад

      They didn't listen to you brother ​@@Dahyunnie_real

  • @gokuls613
    @gokuls613 10 дней назад +875

    How many more classes to go before I complete this course

    • @FutbalIsLive
      @FutbalIsLive 10 дней назад +56

      No more classes bro, just approach to her!!!!

    • @Ornyl
      @Ornyl 10 дней назад

      Ask her, "can i smell you fart? Cuz you are farting beautiful" then take a deep sniff.

    • @guillermo.mserrano
      @guillermo.mserrano 10 дней назад +32

      You arrange the graduation ceremony.

    • @judas611
      @judas611 10 дней назад +36

      You're not even through the tutorial yet. The classes come later

    • @fazzeaibrag
      @fazzeaibrag 10 дней назад +5

      ​@@judas611 Sounds like a corn intro speech

  • @oploveu
    @oploveu 10 дней назад +470

    I got on 8 dates with this girl.
    Asked to be my girlfriend by 3rd but she said she needed more time.
    By the 8th, she told me she has no feelings for me. BRUH

    • @hepnosfrank1141
      @hepnosfrank1141 10 дней назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @CaL-76
      @CaL-76 10 дней назад +243

      sounds like she got free food for a month 😂

    • @imkcortez7156
      @imkcortez7156 10 дней назад +41

      You have to see if she's putting any effort like asking things about you (not salary/work), touching you first, laugh/giggles, text or call you first, there are rare occasions where girls cooks for you or give you gifts or offers to pay or buy. You can try the kiss test look in her eyes if she does to look in her lips then eyes then lips if she looks at your lips boom you can kiss her and she's into you

    • @ProExel38
      @ProExel38 10 дней назад +88

      Well, if a girl says "i'm not sure" or "i need more time", just forget about her, it's 100% she is not into you. Don't waste your time and money

    • @matthewong1953
      @matthewong1953 10 дней назад +23

      Well she was likely checking out other guys and figuring the one for her.

  • @anhaadevoursyou
    @anhaadevoursyou 10 дней назад +1647

    day 6 update-
    is this legit tutorial guys?
    edit - a girl just dm'ed me
    edit 2 - she's old friend of mine from childhood now a flight attendant we haven't talked in years lets see where this goes
    edit 3 - i think the way she's talking she's into me
    edit 4 - she just asked me out im going on a date tmrw
    i'll keep yall updated fellas
    edit 5 - just got back from the date guys and it went better than I expected she chose this cute café It was a little awkward at first, but once we started talking about childhood memories it got so much easier we were laughing so hard the waiter probably thought we were drunk
    we’re planning another date next week this time she wants me to pick the place, no pressure right? suggestions are welcome lads should I go romantic or casual?
    edit 6 - for some reason if you think im making this all up im not its honestly just a coincidence also if youre wondering whether ive ever dated anyone before yes i have
    edit 7 - as i'm writing this it's been six days since this video was published i went on a second date nothing particularly notable happened other than that she invited me to her place but i declined because i had some scheduled work that was more important

    • @Naveenkrishnanp
      @Naveenkrishnanp 10 дней назад +76

      Good luck 💫

    • @Mandarynus14
      @Mandarynus14 10 дней назад +256

      Bro just did speedrun lol, good luck 👍

    • @kjp9647
      @kjp9647 10 дней назад +42

      This is really fast

    • @fjsioewiox
      @fjsioewiox 10 дней назад

      let us know if seggs happens

    • @CalmMediator
      @CalmMediator 10 дней назад +104

      Man the video is been out for 20 min are you doing a speedrun 😭😅

  • @realdripmeister
    @realdripmeister 9 дней назад +29

    "read her hints"
    That would imply she's interested, guaranteed failure

  • @zRayzz
    @zRayzz 10 дней назад +42

    Mission failed.
    Queuing up for another match.

  • @kfk4441
    @kfk4441 9 дней назад +74

    4:52
    I got it boss, I got her contacts!!
    The problem is that she now tells me she has blurry vision

    • @RickSanchez-ev9rv
      @RickSanchez-ev9rv 7 дней назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @im-a.potato06
      @im-a.potato06 2 дня назад

      This comment made me giggled soo much for a couple minutes ,thanks man or girl, this shít gave me happiness 😂

  • @brainli8313
    @brainli8313 10 дней назад +54

    My favorite thing about how Jinnytty speaks is that the tone she manages to convey while teaching is sarcastic, condescending, forgiving and serious all at the same time

  • @worry_brain_aching_heart
    @worry_brain_aching_heart 10 дней назад +228

    "I have dated alot of different racist" end quote

  • @pozytronowyedek1958
    @pozytronowyedek1958 10 дней назад +111

    So basically according to this tutorial if no girl ever will give you "hints" you'll never have gr.

    • @gameskyjumper1721
      @gameskyjumper1721 10 дней назад +20

      i think this is where the LOOKS comes in. Sorry but girls are all about what they can see. Upgrade yourself. Workout. Go to hairstylist. Buy some trendy clothes and colone. So you looks nice, smell nice. And woman just would look at you more natrually.

    • @toonmaster777
      @toonmaster777 10 дней назад +12

      @@gameskyjumper1721 This is assuming that they aren't already doing that.

    • @c22611348
      @c22611348 10 дней назад +12

      Asian short men really have no hints.

    • @pixelpuppy
      @pixelpuppy 10 дней назад +7

      logic checks out. If no hints, she's not interested anyway, so no need to waste your time there.

    • @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER
      @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER 9 дней назад +5

      Yes. Thats really it. Most relationships "fall into place" by the girl giving hints. Thats it. Contrary to popular opinion, its women who initiate the dating chase, not men. Men just approach.

  • @fjsioewiox
    @fjsioewiox 10 дней назад +329

    step 1. be rich
    (there is no step 2 in this case)
    if you're just an average peasant:
    step 1. don't be ugly
    step 2. don't be boring

    • @eggy6857
      @eggy6857 10 дней назад +79

      You forgot "be tall" for the peasant especially.

    • @fjsioewiox
      @fjsioewiox 10 дней назад +14

      @@eggy6857 ah shit you're right

    • @Mandarynus14
      @Mandarynus14 10 дней назад +3

      I don't count to any of these steps, I also have another negative thing - social anxiety problems lol

    • @lefunnyN1
      @lefunnyN1 10 дней назад +11

      hide your tism too

    • @saadk72510
      @saadk72510 10 дней назад

      @@fjsioewiox if I'm ugly my face is kinda funny

  • @lexicon4974
    @lexicon4974 8 дней назад +12

    last time I had a woman ask for my number my dumb ass asked "why?" and I never heard from her again

    • @victordesouzasperduto
      @victordesouzasperduto 8 дней назад +2

      In your place i would have comitted the same mistake😔

    • @light_rd2819
      @light_rd2819 8 дней назад +1

      I mean depends on which woman...

  • @Haltanprr
    @Haltanprr 10 дней назад +207

    I’m 26 and still haven’t dated before 💀

    • @blackstar-s1y
      @blackstar-s1y 10 дней назад +29

      Bro don't mind u will get one

    • @nickname8619
      @nickname8619 10 дней назад +53

      You didnt lose anything. If you feel like you have missed out or are lonely, that is in your mind. You have to keep going and build your life around other things

    • @NamesAreJustAdvertisingIDs
      @NamesAreJustAdvertisingIDs 10 дней назад

      Well that is okay. Don't be hard on yourself or beat yourself up for it. Just build yourself up, get good at something, be competent, be proud of something you can do, or have, or have done (examples: karate-chopping and breaking a stack of flaming bricks, $10k in savings or a nice car, or climbed Mount Everest, respectively) so that when you do try to get a girl you have something to talk about and more importantly if she is not into you or rejects you, you can be happy with yourself and your accomplishments and knowing there are plenty of fish in the sea.

    • @IamUzyf
      @IamUzyf 10 дней назад +9

      Amateur

    • @eyeamstrongest
      @eyeamstrongest 10 дней назад +7

      its joever for you

  • @trawian8683
    @trawian8683 10 дней назад +40

    I dont want to have a girlfriend to have segs, i want to have girlfriend so i have someone to hug, cry on their shoulders and share happiness. Come back to my home and someone is waiting there for me.

    • @nunoof-hf5wd
      @nunoof-hf5wd 9 дней назад +7

      Gay

    • @davidnguyen3469
      @davidnguyen3469 9 дней назад +11

      That's my problem with channels like this or Hoemath. They give tips for finding hoes, not wifes. But at least we can filter out one from the other.

    • @Rachano
      @Rachano 9 дней назад +12

      She brings up segs a lot because her chat is feral. I think Jinny would be fully in favor of what you said, and that's what she's trying to teach

    • @roofmini2613
      @roofmini2613 9 дней назад +3

      Well, for that, you have to actually try really hard, since "mid" girlfriend thinks that you're weak when you express your emotion. Of course, any man or woman needs a shoulder to cry on, so try your best.

    • @krtek4617
      @krtek4617 7 дней назад +5

      Real men cry alone 😢

  • @hekkiaart
    @hekkiaart 9 дней назад +8

    Step 1 : Be confident.
    Ok, I'm cooked.

  • @sloesty
    @sloesty 10 дней назад +64

    Step 2 has a major issue in that, I do not wanna go and talk to a woman when she is surrounded by a bunch of friends.

    • @lobbyrobby
      @lobbyrobby 9 дней назад +35

      Easy. Hide behind her car until she's alone and then jump out and surprise her. Women love surprises!

    • @fazzeaibrag
      @fazzeaibrag 9 дней назад

      ​@@lobbyrobby that's also a pants off time as well

  • @eliu109
    @eliu109 8 дней назад +12

    Guys, you don’t ask a fish how to catch fish, instead, ask a fisherman.

    • @victordesouzasperduto
      @victordesouzasperduto 8 дней назад +2

      Instead of those buy the fish 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bonecrusher-lh1mk
      @bonecrusher-lh1mk 8 дней назад +3

      Depends on the girl giving the advice, but this girl is giving good advice. Coming from a guy that's married

    • @Dahyunnie_real
      @Dahyunnie_real 7 дней назад +1

      technically you can learn from the fish what that type of fish likes and apply it to other similar fish

  • @hungrypotato1
    @hungrypotato1 10 дней назад +66

    I tried by teaching my friend, now he has my girlfriend.

    • @FutbalIsLive
      @FutbalIsLive 10 дней назад +12

      Oh bro you taught your friend too much 😂

    • @Narmiv.21
      @Narmiv.21 5 дней назад

      Bro played uno reverse

  • @gunaysoni6792
    @gunaysoni6792 10 дней назад +79

    What if nobody ever gives me hints?

    • @silvy7394
      @silvy7394 10 дней назад +48

      Thats the point. Step one is still (secretly) be attractive and socially extroverted. Otherwise this whole video doesnt apply to you.

    • @pixelpuppy
      @pixelpuppy 10 дней назад +11

      then don't do cold approaches - meet them through friends, or from interest groups/meetups. Get to know them, give them a chance to know you, and now you're in step 2

    • @KacKLaPPeN23
      @KacKLaPPeN23 9 дней назад

      @@pixelpuppy
      Nah still do those, I fell for the "just do the things you love and be friends with the people who also do that" trap. It really only happens if you're into shit women are into. Rn my friend group 95% male, because hobbies and interests are 98% male. So, what now? Right, cold approaches or die alone, your choice.

    • @BS_Profile
      @BS_Profile 9 дней назад +13

      That's the point. She's only talking about the type of guys that get "hints" lol.

    • @mng8680
      @mng8680 9 дней назад

      In that case, you take off your shirt and flex your muscles while walking confidently until you notice women giving you hints.

  • @ounaku
    @ounaku 9 дней назад +9

    It's like she is teaching a toddler how to eat food

  • @keylite69
    @keylite69 10 дней назад +39

    Whoever clicked on this video just know, you dont ask the fish for advice on fishing, you ask the fisherman.

  • @Nicius-
    @Nicius- 10 дней назад +29

    Instructions not clear, i restored the mandate of heaven, now i am a Qing emperor, what i do now?

    • @telefon8102
      @telefon8102 9 дней назад +4

      You abandoned your family just to join another one in death or what?

    • @Nicius-
      @Nicius- 9 дней назад +2

      @telefon8102 I followed her tutorial, but i tried in another dimension, now they started another civil war to depose me, sad life.☹️

  • @webe9008
    @webe9008 10 дней назад +22

    chat is fucking hilarious

  • @SteveVi0lence
    @SteveVi0lence 10 дней назад +114

    Step 1: "not interested" -tony

    • @WindMills_
      @WindMills_ 10 дней назад +11

      anyways, we've been making signs for 14 years

    • @Njox
      @Njox 10 дней назад +11

      "Anyways here's how to know if your LED sign is cheap..."

    • @hg3000pl
      @hg3000pl 7 дней назад

      This is what we call "Sigma"

  • @themichael3105
    @themichael3105 9 дней назад +9

    Rizz Class 108: How To Get Jinny
    Step 1: Impossible

    • @mikhaila.5288
      @mikhaila.5288 9 дней назад +3

      Try to DM her and apply what you learn. maybe she'll find it interesting. You might beat the odds.

  • @luxfrmh3ll303
    @luxfrmh3ll303 9 дней назад +11

    Step 1. Don't be ugly

  • @ee_boy6847
    @ee_boy6847 9 дней назад +8

    Step 0.5: go outside
    - not interested 🙂‍↔️

    • @hg3000pl
      @hg3000pl 7 дней назад +1

      Even if you survive, Step 0.6 is wild.
      Step 0.6: Talk to her

  • @Hatermo
    @Hatermo 9 дней назад +10

    Thats a lot of process, imma stay single

    • @Narmiv.21
      @Narmiv.21 5 дней назад

      Yeah it's a hassle

  • @seth3491
    @seth3491 10 дней назад +83

    How to get a girlfriend
    -Be chad

    • @guillermo.mserrano
      @guillermo.mserrano 10 дней назад +10

      Why not be Romania?

    • @DK_HAXX
      @DK_HAXX 10 дней назад

      @@guillermo.mserrano Bc "Romania" reminds women of rapes and murders :S

    • @oijojosuke
      @oijojosuke 10 дней назад +8

      -Don't be Virgin Islands

    • @NOOB-ps8km
      @NOOB-ps8km 10 дней назад +7

      Instructions unclear. I am now a lake on the African Continent.

  • @brianisbrined9255
    @brianisbrined9255 10 дней назад +19

    Step 1. Be confident
    Well, shit.

  • @igormarins1227
    @igormarins1227 10 дней назад +9

    I followed Jinny's tutorial and now i'm in Guantanamo.

  • @ParakeetPotato
    @ParakeetPotato 10 дней назад +201

    *Note 1- Jinny has not been in a relationship for 5+ years. So her advice might not be so effective.

    • @romullorodrigues4975
      @romullorodrigues4975 10 дней назад +9

      How you have this information?

    • @Param11930
      @Param11930 10 дней назад +65

      Coaches don't play

    • @ParakeetPotato
      @ParakeetPotato 10 дней назад

      @@romullorodrigues4975 I have watched her channel for a long time.

    • @i-i7722
      @i-i7722 10 дней назад +15

      She easily could. She just doesnt want or have time for a committed relationship. She probably has as much segs as she wants

    • @i-i7722
      @i-i7722 10 дней назад +1

      just guessing here ...

  • @JK-np8dr
    @JK-np8dr 10 дней назад +21

    SHE wants sushi on first date? ye. you're just a free meal plan

  • @Govvy
    @Govvy 9 дней назад +4

    Step 7: Buy flowers
    Step 8: Buy chocolates
    That always works for me. ☺️

  • @ThreeEarRabbit
    @ThreeEarRabbit 9 дней назад +7

    It is impossible for me to get a girlfriend. Here's the scenario: I like a girl most probably because she is kind, smart, or beautiful. If she doesn't want to date, she will reject me. If she does want to date she would have found someone already because she is so kind, smart, beautiful, or any combination of the above traits. Both cases have happened multiple times; luckily I haven't confessed to any girl before I found out she has a boyfriend so there's no awkwardness in our friendship. So honestly I think it's better for me to spend my energy on academics, music, and finding a job than trying to date someone because at this point I'll just look desperate if I keep trying.

  • @daniel_rossy_explica
    @daniel_rossy_explica 9 дней назад +15

    The hard part is meeting a woman that sparks my interest. I've seen pretty girls everywhere, but if I don't have anything to say to her (like for example, complaining about the bus that never comes) then I won't talk to her beacause "what's the point?".

    • @vrildom
      @vrildom 7 дней назад

      Girls in general are boring and basic as fuck bro

    • @Paradox-es3bl
      @Paradox-es3bl 2 дня назад

      The point is getting laid or genuine emotional connection? Just be like, "Hey, what's up? You're pretty. Want to go out? Get a coffee or something?"

  • @dumplingcendawan9292
    @dumplingcendawan9292 9 дней назад +4

    too many steps now I'm fall over and can't see the stairs.

  • @alexsanimeart5706
    @alexsanimeart5706 4 дня назад +1

    I saw this funny short for how to get a girlfriend
    Step 1: Grab a pillow
    Step 2: Grab a blanket
    Step 3: Keep dreaming

  • @sirshauniv511
    @sirshauniv511 10 дней назад +81

    The board hitting Jinny again makes me think it might be a bit unhappy with constantly having segs written on it.

    • @toni98MK
      @toni98MK 9 дней назад +1

      would give a like but counter is a 69 so you know what that means....

    • @sirshauniv511
      @sirshauniv511 9 дней назад +1

      @toni98MK It just went to 70.

    • @toni98MK
      @toni98MK 9 дней назад +1

      @ well than on it shall go :D 72 now

    • @sirshauniv511
      @sirshauniv511 9 дней назад +2

      @@toni98MK Onward brother.

  • @_Dartix_
    @_Dartix_ 21 час назад +1

    "Don't text girl right away. Let her think about you" Yeah, I am letting her think about me for a year now xD

  • @ucxle
    @ucxle 10 дней назад +29

    im late to class guys, did she checked attandance?

  • @100tallyweenwoodmusicalfans
    @100tallyweenwoodmusicalfans 6 дней назад +1

    “Dress nice”
    Me- okay I can do that
    “Be confident”
    Me- yep single arc gonna last forever isn’t it

  • @vhh6080
    @vhh6080 10 дней назад +18

    What do I do if no woman ever gives me a hint?

    • @thanhnguyen-ht2zv
      @thanhnguyen-ht2zv 10 дней назад +5

      Maybe u should pay attention to men who do😂

    • @vhh6080
      @vhh6080 10 дней назад

      @thanhnguyen-ht2zv I wish xd

    • @fahimaljahangir3059
      @fahimaljahangir3059 9 дней назад +1

      go make more money

    • @spencerokeefe438
      @spencerokeefe438 9 дней назад

      Just ask for her number anyway. You'll get a yes eventually. Speaking from experience.

    • @simonzhang3D
      @simonzhang3D 9 дней назад +1

      Start to become a chad?

  • @ManhwaMystics
    @ManhwaMystics 10 дней назад +9

    TOO MANY STEPS AND EFFORT.
    Guess it will be just me and my trusty old partner.

    • @djsharva6348
      @djsharva6348 6 дней назад

      You and your trusty 'Salami'😂😂

  • @stefanusunicorn7483
    @stefanusunicorn7483 10 дней назад +48

    "Women like funny guys".
    Does being a laughingstock counts as funny?

    • @Veetrill
      @Veetrill 10 дней назад +17

      You'd want her to laugh WITH you, not AT you.

    • @mikhaila.5288
      @mikhaila.5288 9 дней назад +1

      Fun Fact,the hidden meaning of "Funny" for women is:
      Funny=rich or buffed or not ugly.

    • @chipsalancienne3080
      @chipsalancienne3080 8 дней назад

      ​@@mikhaila.5288 🤦

  • @hussar7733
    @hussar7733 10 дней назад +10

    Bro I don't know if I wanna even bother anymore. It sounds like the type of instructions guys who cracked engima would give you.

    • @davidnguyen3469
      @davidnguyen3469 9 дней назад +8

      Untrue. Encryption follows logic and is deterministic.

    • @whytho1690
      @whytho1690 8 дней назад

      @@davidnguyen3469 🤣

    • @casperryborg4869
      @casperryborg4869 День назад

      But that dude was gay. So if you just wanted to follow his footsteps, go ask a guy out.

    • @whytho1690
      @whytho1690 День назад

      @dave Hah, true! 🤣

  • @natn41r
    @natn41r 10 дней назад +70

    Not interested. Anyway, here's how to tell if a sign is cheap...

  • @GhostAge-m2i
    @GhostAge-m2i 6 дней назад +2

    Step 1: Be rich
    Step 2: just wait and watch

  • @DarkYuugen
    @DarkYuugen 9 дней назад +11

    I don't like dating culture.

  • @MegaB1tez
    @MegaB1tez 9 дней назад +4

    I dont want "Segs" i just want to be happy

  • @trolleymouse
    @trolleymouse 10 дней назад +6

    Don't believe her about the hints. Down that path lies madness.
    Ignore all hints women give and approach the ones you like anyway. Same success rate, way less stress.

  • @lihanyu5644
    @lihanyu5644 8 дней назад +5

    Woah, she went through the trouble to teach me how to get a girlfriend, she must be into me 😉

  • @shanaxis9074
    @shanaxis9074 10 дней назад +9

    Pretty good build guide and planning, but she didn't mention where they spawn or where they are commonly found. 8/10

  • @gonzalezmanzanillahectormi7247
    @gonzalezmanzanillahectormi7247 10 дней назад +2

    Now a class to get your girlfriend back, please."

  • @peterbartok6373
    @peterbartok6373 10 дней назад +6

    the bros after watching this: so i can forget about it, huh
    *AI sexbot industry: you seem lonely... i can fix that*

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 дня назад +2

    God this is so much work I'm just going to wait for my AI robot waifu

  • @vegaarcturus509
    @vegaarcturus509 9 дней назад +4

    Would you listen to a fish's advice on how to catch fish? For me yes

  • @Pape42069
    @Pape42069 3 дня назад +1

    There's something i want to share. It's officially 13 months since i haven't holded even a single one minute conversation with a girl. It's not like i really care abt it or im craving for a girlfriend but i was tryna talk to my crush but she doesn't. She replies in seconds when i text but ignore irl still i don't really care about it. Also I've lost interest in her so not my crush anymore but this popped up in my mind when my homie was talking abt his 3rd gf. I think im gonna just believe that someone will come at any point and there's so much more than a girl in life as im only 16.

  • @higado2
    @higado2 8 дней назад +6

    Oh man. I got hints from a nice blonde girl at work, but I was too cowardly to act! This week, she was sitting by herself in the dining room .... and still didn't try to eat with her! Sigh, some guys like me are hopeless!

    • @lfcbpro
      @lfcbpro 8 дней назад +2

      if she normally eats at a certain table, try to get there before her, and sit there, make sure there is room opposite you.
      then if she likes you, she will sit at the same table, if she doesn't, there is a chance she will sit somewhere else.
      If you see her look towards the table she normally sits at, SMILE, but don't make it a creepy smile.

    • @lfcbpro
      @lfcbpro 8 дней назад +4

      keep your pants on while eating 😛

  • @a.o2544
    @a.o2544 10 дней назад +1

    Instructions unclear.
    Everytime I thought "oh shit this might be a hint", we wouldn't move from friendzone. I'm cooked

  • @KarwandO69
    @KarwandO69 10 дней назад +9

    Honestly, I couldn't relate to a single thing she said... cause I failed at the first step itself... sigh.

  • @UnworthyUser
    @UnworthyUser День назад +1

    New mission unlocked : understand the video

  • @nope7200
    @nope7200 8 дней назад +4

    Im cooked failed at 0

  • @soapfoam
    @soapfoam 9 дней назад +2

    "Sex comes last?" I thought divorce comes last T_T

  • @conan870
    @conan870 9 дней назад +4

    I have decided to turn gay after this video

    • @hg3000pl
      @hg3000pl 7 дней назад

      If you stay single, it doesn’t make a difference 😅

  • @Veetrill
    @Veetrill 10 дней назад +61

    So... if you are actually desperate, then you must suppress it, and act as if you're chill.
    And if you are actually shy, then you must suppress it too, and act as if you're confident.
    Because if you don't, and if you reveal your true desperate and shy self, then you're cooked.
    That's some real "fake it till you make it" stuff.

    • @ThingsAreGettingTooSpicy
      @ThingsAreGettingTooSpicy 10 дней назад +38

      Tbf this is just to maximize your odds. It's like suggesting whatever the meta character pick is in a game: you can still be niche if you want, it will just be harder.

    • @Nanohamage
      @Nanohamage 10 дней назад +6

      you're cooked either way we're in era of cooks

    • @Veetrill
      @Veetrill 10 дней назад +12

      @ThingsAreGettingTooSpicy Problem is, it's not like you have much control over this. Unconfident people aren't unconfident because they want to be such, they are unconfident because they just lack experience to build up this confidence. And because of how repugnant shy guys are to girls, they are unable to get this experience, which locks them in a vicious cycle.

    • @funkmedaddy
      @funkmedaddy 10 дней назад

      Being desperate is not a virtue and it won't lead you to a happy relationship even if you manage to get it, you will ignore every red flag, every problem and keep up with any bullshit just because you are so desperate not to be alone again which will suck and break the relationship eventually anyway. No matter how you want to cut it, if you are desperate that's a problem and you need to find a way to deal with it before you get into any relationship. Ye it sucks I know but life is not here to be easy

    • @sydual5887
      @sydual5887 10 дней назад +4

      Or instead of faking it you could do some actual character development and become not desperate or shy. Probably better than getting a girlfriend even!

  • @childboardinghouse5487
    @childboardinghouse5487 4 дня назад

    Step 1 "Handsome"
    Step 2 " Rich"
    Step 3 " Have dad Rich"
    Lmao

  • @Yoshirou
    @Yoshirou 10 дней назад +6

    Women 101.
    Yes = Yes
    Yes = No
    No = No
    No = Yes
    Maybe = Maybe
    Maybe = No
    Maybe = You should already know it, even if not communicated to you in any way, or even if it was only dreamed
    We'll see = We'll see
    We'll see = No

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 9 дней назад

      what kind of switch case-ass comment is this

    • @Dahyunnie_real
      @Dahyunnie_real 7 дней назад

      So in other words guess

  • @Butcher_141
    @Butcher_141 7 дней назад +1

    Me: Don't know how to reach her 🙂
    She: How to get a girlfriend ?😄😇

  • @TrinkBruder
    @TrinkBruder 10 дней назад +3

    The biggest mistake of the Woman's movement is to assume man will eventually understand what it feels like to have a 🐈‍⬛

    • @ofayhunkey
      @ofayhunkey 10 дней назад

      God knows Lord I've tried

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox 8 дней назад +2

    It’s so simple, be nice but don’t be TOO nice.

  • @mrpantur7280
    @mrpantur7280 10 дней назад +5

    The reality is BE ATTRACTIVE !! don't worry about anything else it doesn't matter.

    • @JohnnyBGoode-xn9mo
      @JohnnyBGoode-xn9mo 9 дней назад

      I’m a very attractive guy and haven’t had any success from opportunities due to lack of social skills and confidence. Stop making excuses. Develop your personality.

    • @devaxionrl8189
      @devaxionrl8189 7 дней назад

      @@JohnnyBGoode-xn9mo i doubt you're that attractive, you're overestimating your own attractiveness relative to the average male

    • @MITSUYAINTHENSAMN
      @MITSUYAINTHENSAMN 4 дня назад

      Nah bro being attractive does not mean girls will come n be like wow u handsome u become mine nop it's not like tht u imagined in some movie or anime

    • @mrpantur7280
      @mrpantur7280 4 дня назад

      @@MITSUYAINTHENSAMN explain what its like then lol.

    • @MITSUYAINTHENSAMN
      @MITSUYAINTHENSAMN 4 дня назад

      @@mrpantur7280 bruh r u a kid? Dnt you understand there's a difference between reality n movies

  • @taste9530
    @taste9530 8 дней назад

    You don't ask a fish how to catch a fish, you ask the fisherman

  • @nappyheaded
    @nappyheaded 9 дней назад +5

    I do none of these things and girls are the ones who ask me out for some reason.

  • @AmarisLazuli
    @AmarisLazuli 10 дней назад +2

    This dropped right as I watched through the whole series lol. I've never even seen Jinny before in my life haha.
    Algorithm sent me here at the right time maybe

  • @johannes8637
    @johannes8637 9 дней назад +3

    Great, let's watch a video about something I will never put to use.

  • @agascmur
    @agascmur 10 дней назад +1

    Girlfriend/Boyfriend Algorithm explained flawlessly

  • @duongthai9036
    @duongthai9036 9 дней назад +5

    I just wanna find someone I can trust and open up about my feelings, someone I feel comfortable sharing my emotions. Why do people care so much about sex?

    • @KingFiercer_zip
      @KingFiercer_zip 8 дней назад +2

      It's called friend, but the video about girlfriend
      Could be both, but still, you should understand the difference

    • @duongthai9036
      @duongthai9036 8 дней назад +3

      @@KingFiercer_zip it's call soulmate =)))

    • @whytho1690
      @whytho1690 8 дней назад +1

      Because it's the deeper connection that xes gives. Problem is that people want to skip to that without building the foundation, and the more people you do that with the weaker that foundation becomes (especially so for women).
      The flipside is that people like the physical feeling, so they crave it and treat it on the level of eating.
      Definitely agree with KingFiercer though. You're looking more for a best friend.

  • @TopRamen78900
    @TopRamen78900 9 дней назад +2

    I know this is entertainment/education- edutainment?
    but I think confidence is more of a thing you build by investing in yourself, not something you act out ("be confident")
    and I don't think the messaging timing stuff matters that much, it's more about whether you're needy- I think you can message early if you want IF you're relaxed and confident
    I think healthy dating looks kind of "boring" tbh
    for confidence stuff, the broad strokes are:
    - let go of external validation
    - go get really good at a few things that you enjoy and are maybe a little outside of your comfort zone
    - develop radical self honesty
    - get better at establishing boundaries
    - be vulnerable

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 10 дней назад +4

    I think it should be pointed out that if the girl is shy she is not going to give you hints in the form of touching. My first gf and I didn’t hold hands or anything until we decided to be official. Then we both realized touch is our love language. My second gf was _extremely_ touchy by the second date, but I met her online so kind of different context there.
    Tbh the problem with all advice videos is everyone’s different, and these are not rules, they barely work as guidelines. These videos are funny. I would not recommend using them as a guide to relationships.

    • @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER
      @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER 9 дней назад +1

      Introverted girls still do some type of sign tho. Even if its less direct. So all in all, its accurate.

  • @jerpulliam
    @jerpulliam 9 дней назад +1

    Let’s see now that I did class 1-7, finally class 108 is gonna be how to have SEGS. I don’t want to just whip it out without knowing what to do beforehand. 😂

  • @Casey-dy2oo
    @Casey-dy2oo 10 дней назад +3

    This should really start out with a reminder that if you really want a girlfriend you need to go to the gym.

  • @Dahyunnie_real
    @Dahyunnie_real 7 дней назад

    "segs comes last"
    Instructions unclear, I never had segs and now I'm immortal, what do I do now?

  • @panth_48
    @panth_48 10 дней назад +15

    No way I was just now watching how to understand men hints and this popped up 😂. Thank you btw for these kind of videos, they helped me a lot

    • @imtheone1305
      @imtheone1305 10 дней назад

      why are u gae

    • @hg3000pl
      @hg3000pl 7 дней назад

      It's sad because it doesn't work the other way around

  • @marcelgomes1574
    @marcelgomes1574 9 дней назад +1

    How cute the cat aunt trying to teach how to get a date...

  • @happy0911
    @happy0911 10 дней назад +8

    Yea im forever alone

  • @UtkarshYadav-sd9gy
    @UtkarshYadav-sd9gy 10 дней назад +6

    why i am taking tips from a single lady

  • @TrinkBruder
    @TrinkBruder 9 дней назад +1

    Let's sustain the serial monogamy for at least a year and a half

  • @bl2x14
    @bl2x14 10 дней назад +4

    if she smiled but downwards, that's good too, right?

  • @killerbeat2554
    @killerbeat2554 7 дней назад

    3 dates and then asking if she wants to be my girlfriend sounds insane to me

  • @SinergiasHolisticas
    @SinergiasHolisticas 10 дней назад +4

    and then she says "I have a Boy Friend..." kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @westerxxx9220
    @westerxxx9220 10 дней назад +4

    So women don’t really know what they want. Good to know 100th time.

  • @Bloodworia
    @Bloodworia 10 дней назад +1

    Watching this from Prison after the last few episodes.

  • @liviosiebenhaar3801
    @liviosiebenhaar3801 9 дней назад +3

    Live in Europe and I'm dating a Korean girl but already asking them to be exclusive after 3 dates seems bit elusive?!