Ah sweet a new one of these. Last one was a banger. Hey Ryan every time I wanna watch one of your videos I always think your names adam something and it takes me like 5 minutes to remember your channel. Could you do something about that? I mean... You kinda look like an adam. jus sayin. k thanks love ya bro.
1:15 - Hey Jack, he that comedian seen in Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" music video, man I miss that kind of funny, and now we have the wonderful gift that is Ryan George! My my how the eras be a changing! 😃
Could easily be used as a starter concept for a horror movie, children know how to think the only reason to fight against their nature is brainwashing, and the only reason to do that is for something not good, what a very dark thing to find in a house listing
I respect the first one. I would die of sensory overload 2 minutes after walking in, but it's definitely the most artistic interpretation of the concept of "house" I've seen in a while.
My workplace liked to cover all the wallspace with 'informative' posters and I can tell you that people will see ONE poster, but nobody sees a hundred posters. You might as well have dull, featureless walls because everyone's brain will check out right away.
It's like the Megalopolis of houses. It's definitely a house, clearly someone's idea of artistic vision, but I'm not sure I get it or would want to be there. I'm also leaving early.
My kids would love the idea of their bedrooms being a caravan inside the house. I love the idea that when they turn 18 I can evict them by having their room towed away
I actually went back to the video to check if that room with the tiny house inside was even on the ground floor. I feel like it says a lot about the vibe this house gave off to me that I wouldn't have put it past the architect to somehow hoist that trailer up to the 2nd floor, and then cover up the hole they got it in through with a new wall.
@@favoritemustard3542That still doesn't explain why that quote's in a trampoline room of all places. That's like having a motivation quote inside a closet.
@@jlev1028 same reason ppl put live laugh love in their kitchen ig; idk, not big on inspirational slogans on walls, personally. Except "wash your hands" lol
Same reason ppl put sayings in their kitchen ig, live laugh love etc. etc. The only one I like is "please wash your hands before returning to work" (which would be found in a water closet lol). 🚾/🚻
maybe it supposed to mean "how, not what to think", as in, teaching kids logic and critical thinking, but how exactly would trampoline help with that i have no idea either
I really hope your sponsors are paying you a premium rate, because you deserve it. Not joking, your ads are the only ones on youtube I actually enjoy listening to and dont skip. 👍
@@iowafarmboy By winning a lottery. Oh, almost all of them will tell you they earned it, but even the few who _weren't_ born rich are kidding themselves. Ultimately, they just happened to be in the right place at the right time and were rewarded far more than countless others just as hard-working/talented because their startup/acting/athletic prowess got noticed, and/or because their money laundering/scamming/trafficking didn't.
@RunaroundAtNight I admit, I made the assumption that that's where the stove would be with all the other apartments I planned to visit. I'm now informed and will never be taken advantage of again, I've decided!
money buys you information to what people want, and they want "vibes" so that's what we're going to model our home after! we own a gift shop!!! "money can buy that!" we own a hotel! "money can buy that!" "we own a kitchen store!" "money can buy that!!!" can you please let me talkt?! we own all thos... "say no more my assistant punched that into chat GPT we are getting a giftshop hotel with 5 kitchens per room, that's what our star users likes that's what we are getting!" I'm poor that's maybe why I would kick the shit of the head chef if they started cooking a wok in my room/bathroom/kitchen/cinema? rich people have a built in filter where they don't hear "you're stupid" "please stop" "are you that stupid that you... hold on! guys? he's high as heck right? nothing that I say is going through?"
Wow, this is the 1st time I've heard someone express how disturbing Darwin's death was in X-men 1st class. I felt consoled in between the laughs. Thanks, Ryan.
@@ThatShyGuyMattit’s kinda wild to me that he said that. If you really think that, you’ve definitely never been to cbm communities. Like there was some time before Deadpool and Wolverine released, FoX-Men movies was hot topic and cbm ppl often talked abt Darwin’s death and how stupid it is cuz he’s supposed to adapt to anything that could kill him
Beware hiding your most undesirable children under the stairs. That is the number one way to become a wizard... or axe murdering goblin. Or in extreme cases an axe murdering wizard goblin who can summon axes...that can be really useful to launch their career as a lumberjack, but mostly used for murder.
...& yet out of all the economic systems I've learned about, I still prefer the freedom capitalism offers, comparatively speaking. Btw OP, I remember loving Robin Leach's accent growing up, I decided.
Ya gotta love rich people buying things because they don’t know what else to spend their money on. I have that same feeling when I’m in 7/11 and realize I have 20 more dollars than I thought I did.
The bath at the end with the toilet with a lovely view might be the hardest I've laughed at any of your videos. I was worried I'd wake up my girlfriend. Please keep this series going!
At 5:47 I'm surprised he didn't mention the two giant lights hanging from what appear to be giant feather boa to the ceiling. Like once you bump one of those it's *never* going to come to a complete stop, right? It's always gonna be mildly swinging at best. Every game of pool you play is gonna feel like you're getting interrogated by the police in an 80's crime drama.
5:46 works too, if you're already paused 🤷♂️ Anyway, I wonder if those are just velvet covered poles... you're right, you'd definitely whack them with your cue occasionally lol
What I like most about his ads is that he makes it clear that he puts on a character for them and confines them to their own distinctly separate part of the video. That way it's not really himself endorsing the sponsor, but a character he plays. I like that level of separation.
There's a couple youtubers that do it similar, but not many. How to drink does skits like this. Steve lehto puts his at the end and explains why he likes the product. Fat electrician usually tries to make them jokes and usually keeps them very brief.
Man, I'm dying at what he said at the end!!! "I'm gonna buy a chair that's so uncomfortable that I'll immediately need to buy another one that has wheels."
I mean not even just in a horror movie, unless there are screens think about the bugs if you forget to close it one night. you wake up and go to grab a coffee and it's like that one insect scene from Indiana Jones in your kitchen 😭
"A trampoline room for your children? Are you sure you're not spoiling then too much?" "I think you have a point. I'll find a way to let them know their place in this home."
Ryan, there may not be a need for as many of these big dumb luxury home videos as the number of pitch meeting videos, but please keep releasing more of these videos. It makes me feel better (and a little less jealous) knowing that the wealthy are also probably insane.
Or, more likely that they don't know how to design a home any more than most people. The difference is that they have the cash to bring their impractical ideas to reality -- whether they should or not.
These are not wealthy people's homes. In fact, no human has ever lived in these, since none of these homes are even real. They are all just AI generated images in fake listings.
Brilliant! This video has won me over on your longform channel idea. I thought your snappy comedy would only work on shorter videos, but this whole show and tell is wonderful.
That must be one hell of a creepy control freak kind of filthy rich sociopath-guy. He's probably a left over from that movie "They Live" in which they have all kinds of subliminal message going around all the time.
@@ButzPunk I don't know that it is true, lol. Children need to be taught how to live, but it's up to them to think for themselves as they grow older. "Children Must Be Taught How To Think" just comes across as some kind of indoctrination.
It looks like what you'd get if a libertarian weirdo tech couple went all in on BitCoin in the early days for weirdo libertarian reasons, and to buy pot on Silk Road, and thus won the libertarian weirdo lottery and decided to throw all their winnings into a giant nerd castle for all their hobbies. That it's for sale is probably due to the inevitable decline that afflicts all lottery winners when they go on wild spending sprees with no thought to the future.
It's amazing that there is enough time in anyone's life to acquire and install all that. In a way it is understandable though, compared to the LA person with the obsession with water and fire.
Thanks for showing the lighter side of realty. I'm in the middle of selling and buying houses right now, and it is so depressing. The houses I'm selling are too dumpy for buyers and the house I want is too big. Why can't builders make smaller houses with big garages?
What I wouldn't give to have Ryan do this for every episode of 'The World's Most Extraordinary Homes.' The epitome of 'Just because you can doesn't mean you should.'
I often enjoyed the architectural stylings of Frank Lloyd Wright. Yeah...the homes are absurdly opulent, yet as an architect he very much leaned towards form in balance with function. And form and function, in balance with physics and nature.
9:10 Oh my gosh this reminds me of something my Mom like to say. Whenever we see a fancy expensive car she always say, "Ya know what that car says? LOOK AT ME! LOOK! LOOK!"
I work with several people who exhibit echolalia, and they all say it out loud, too. Didn't even realize I was doing it until it started being repeated back to me.
@@shaners1802one thing that's stuck with me from a childhood teacher is the phrase "please & thank you" that I still use to this day. Just a thought 😉👍
When I was house hunting about 10 yrs ago I was looking for a fixer, so I saw lots of strange properties. But the weirdest one was a house that had a bathroom off the backyard, which isn't the weird part of it. The weird part was that it was a huge room with only a toilet in it and no sink. Now that doesn't sound too strange. A toilet, no sink, definitely weirder stuff out there, except that this toilet room had a huge sliding glass door to access it.
@@seigeengine I don't get how I was being disrespectful. Apparently the owners of this house never wanted to look at less than 100 things at once at any given time. All the power to them if they like that. I will never live there, so that's fine. Still, this house would make me go insane with sensory overload. I thought we were making fun of stuff like that here?
There is a giant mansion in the middle of Alaska that screams “I like the Mansion from Residents Evil but that looked like the guest house to me. So I built a bigger one.” It is my dream house to survive the apocalypse. The house is not for sale and the house is still being expanded on. Each selection took 5 years to build and they been building this since 1980. At the rate they are building this place it will have its own zip code by 2035. The craziest part is that the entire house has been built by technically 5 people. Originally 5 people that each has a family now. Imagine 5 lawyers 2 years into their careers said let’s invest all our money into Apple and Microsoft Stock in the 1980’s and use the dividend money to build a giant house until we die.
Some of these houses could've been real nice, but then they went to the interior designer and said "fuck my shit up" Unfortunately, the designer - instead of being a responsible adult - said "I gotchu fam"
Your comedic timing and colorful quips are exquisite. You say what I'm thinking before I think it. What a fantastic entertainment you have constructed for us.
i think the "kids must be taught how to think" is mean as opposed to "kids must be taught what to think" like, that it's more important to make sure we're taught how to reason through things, to accept new evidence, to make sound judgement - and that that's more important, in general, than 'knowing things'
@@favoritemustard3542 Oh, no. I can think of no good reason to have such a comment--however interpreted--on the walls of an ostensibly "fun" room and it really worries me.
Same reason ppl put sayings in their kitchen ig, live laugh love etc. etc. The only one I like is "please wash your hands before returning to work" lol
It is wild. There's some really expensive and crap houses in my city, and then there's some moderately expensive really nice houses with gorgeous waterfront views to boot.
My favorite thing about crazy expensive homes is the cheap bottom of the line toilets and sinks installed in their bathrooms. If I were rich, I would want my restroom to be comfortable.
The Boca Raton one is bonkers but at least it isn’t just white minimalist rooms for the sake of spending money on square footage. It seems like they’ve decorated in a way that probably brings them genuine enjoyment.
Every single thing about the $27 million Texas house made me uncomfortable. The place just screams “creepy sex cult compound with designated human sacrifice areas.”
Some creep factor can be really fun, though. I just got a house in which a previous owner had wallpapered the walls around the basement stairs with newsletter covers from a local church. They're yellowed and peeling now, and Jesus is looking at you from every possible angle. On the way down to an unfinished basement, it's creepy as hell and I absolutely love it! We're keeping it. Maybe even adding to it.
Fun fact! Tiny kitchen inserts ( like the one at 9:22) are called kitchenettes! Used to live in a giant house and my mom had a kitchenette in her master bathroom. My guess is that it was convenient for making coffee/breakfast while getting ready without wandering all over the house in a robe. She never used it Lmaoo
I can see that. I once rented a third floor bedroom and kept a snack corner complete with a mini fridge, coffee maker, and microwave, so I wouldnt have to go alllllllll the way down to the kitchen every time I wanted a drink or quick bite. Granted, that was the exact opposite of being wealthy, but it worked.
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Ah sweet a new one of these. Last one was a banger. Hey Ryan every time I wanna watch one of your videos I always think your names adam something and it takes me like 5 minutes to remember your channel. Could you do something about that? I mean... You kinda look like an adam. jus sayin. k thanks love ya bro.
When is the new luxury home merch dropping?? lol
1:15 - Hey Jack, he that comedian seen in Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" music video, man I miss that kind of funny, and now we have the wonderful gift that is Ryan George! My my how the eras be a changing! 😃
The ads are unmissable! I'm soo happy I saw the guy having a field day
Three islands makes it a kitchen archipelago
That's hilarious! 😁
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I probably laughed harder than I should have at this lol
Damnit. That’s good.
@@ThawtsForFood I doubt it, I don't think people are physically capable of lauhging as much as this comment deserves.
"Do you have More Big Dumb Luxury Homes for me"
"Yes sir I do"
"Buying this one should be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
Wow, wow, wow.
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*EVEN A LONGER WAIT*
Wow.
"The First Guy to Build a Mansion" would be a fitting video i feel.
@@MaXiMuS-u9k are you sure you didn't decided?
"Ohhh, Big Dumb Luxury Homes are TIGHT!"
I used to hate when my parents made me sit in the weird pond chair and stare at the death spider for a few minutes to set me straight
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I'm glad I saw this comment, because I heard "sit up straight" and thought that was a pretty harsh punishment for slouching.
Pretty homophobic of your parents. Did it work? Are you straight now?
I'm guessing it didn't set you straight.
Children need to be taught how to think
"Children Must Be Taught How To Think" is such a horrifying statement to have in what's supposed to be a fun room.
Better than saying "People should be taught what to think" lol
And yeah...that is indeed a bit creepy.
@@py_a_thon Which is what they now do in those indoctrination centers we call the public school system.
Not to mention that you have to jump on the trampoline to have a clear view on that writing.
Absolutely they should be taught to think, he said, strongly voicing a contrary opinion.
Could easily be used as a starter concept for a horror movie, children know how to think the only reason to fight against their nature is brainwashing, and the only reason to do that is for something not good, what a very dark thing to find in a house listing
I respect the first one. I would die of sensory overload 2 minutes after walking in, but it's definitely the most artistic interpretation of the concept of "house" I've seen in a while.
Yeah, you will get a brain aneurysm, but it is kind of neat. Of all wird homes this is the best one.
I feel like someone was insecure of their ceramics hobby and filled the house with things to distract from it.
My workplace liked to cover all the wallspace with 'informative' posters and I can tell you that people will see ONE poster, but nobody sees a hundred posters. You might as well have dull, featureless walls because everyone's brain will check out right away.
It's like the Megalopolis of houses. It's definitely a house, clearly someone's idea of artistic vision, but I'm not sure I get it or would want to be there. I'm also leaving early.
My kids would love the idea of their bedrooms being a caravan inside the house.
I love the idea that when they turn 18 I can evict them by having their room towed away
I actually went back to the video to check if that room with the tiny house inside was even on the ground floor. I feel like it says a lot about the vibe this house gave off to me that I wouldn't have put it past the architect to somehow hoist that trailer up to the 2nd floor, and then cover up the hole they got it in through with a new wall.
It's like camping without having to go outside!
Fitting smaller homes into other homes is TIGHT.
#Physics!
Ah frig this cracked me up.
"Ooh a trampoline room! Fun"
"No! Not fun. This is where the children who have not learned to think go."
I wonder what it is about the room that will teach children to think
It's not about _what_ to think, but _how_ to think for themselves.
@@favoritemustard3542That still doesn't explain why that quote's in a trampoline room of all places. That's like having a motivation quote inside a closet.
@@jlev1028 same reason ppl put live laugh love in their kitchen ig; idk, not big on inspirational slogans on walls, personally. Except "wash your hands" lol
Same reason ppl put sayings in their kitchen ig, live laugh love etc. etc.
The only one I like is "please wash your hands before returning to work" (which would be found in a water closet lol). 🚾/🚻
The "children must be taught how to think" on the trampoline wall is hilarious in so many ways xD
Name 7 of them
@@Javier.M. Can't, I never was told how to think.
it looks like baby's first insane asylum
"children must be taught how to think about not launching themselves head-first off of the trampoline and into the wall"
maybe it supposed to mean "how, not what to think", as in, teaching kids logic and critical thinking, but how exactly would trampoline help with that i have no idea either
I really hope your sponsors are paying you a premium rate, because you deserve it. Not joking, your ads are the only ones on youtube I actually enjoy listening to and dont skip. 👍
For me it's these, and Sam Riegel's ads in Critical Role.
Unironically I want to BE that unhinged rich person in my weird cluttered ceramic artist studio/mansion some day. What a dream.
Not the sequel we deserved, but the sequel we needed
What kind of sequel you think we deserve ?
@Javier.M. idk, star wars 12 or something
@@seisner6655 we definitely deserve that 😔
Hahahahah
Ryan George has become the next Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, Kurtis Conner, Jarvis Johnson, etc.😂
It's nice to see that there are people in the world who make way-worse decisions than I do.
But somehow, they are able to get WAAAAY more money than us.... how?!
Dude, don't be a boomer 🤣 Those are all AI generated images in fake listings.
@@iowafarmboy By winning a lottery.
Oh, almost all of them will tell you they earned it, but even the few who _weren't_ born rich are kidding themselves. Ultimately, they just happened to be in the right place at the right time and were rewarded far more than countless others just as hard-working/talented because their startup/acting/athletic prowess got noticed, and/or because their money laundering/scamming/trafficking didn't.
@@tukkajumalaproof?
@@iowafarmboyThe good, old-fashioned way.
They inherited it.
The best ad I saw while apartment hunting had this to say: "...And this apartment offers a stove! In the kitchen!"
Wow wow wow, wow ...
I hear the kitchen is the new trend for where to put a stove.
@RunaroundAtNight I admit, I made the assumption that that's where the stove would be with all the other apartments I planned to visit. I'm now informed and will never be taken advantage of again, I've decided!
Taking too much enjoyment out of apartments for sale and rent in places such as New York, I no longer take that for granted.
@CS-pz8wq Well, in NY, you can't even be sure there's a bathroom, nevermind a stove!
Proving time and time again that money can't buy you taste.
money buys you information to what people want, and they want "vibes" so that's what we're going to model our home after!
we own a gift shop!!!
"money can buy that!"
we own a hotel!
"money can buy that!"
"we own a kitchen store!"
"money can buy that!!!"
can you please let me talkt?!
we own all thos...
"say no more my assistant punched that into chat GPT we are getting a giftshop hotel with 5 kitchens per room, that's what our star users likes that's what we are getting!"
I'm poor that's maybe why I would kick the shit of the head chef if they started cooking a wok in my room/bathroom/kitchen/cinema?
rich people have a built in filter where they don't hear "you're stupid" "please stop" "are you that stupid that you... hold on!
guys? he's high as heck right? nothing that I say is going through?"
Woks are awesome for stir fry.
They're like $17 lol
What a bizarre take.
Yo, Dawg. I heard you like kitchens. So we put a kitchen in your kitchen so you can cook while you cook.
Wow, this is the 1st time I've heard someone express how disturbing Darwin's death was in X-men 1st class. I felt consoled in between the laughs. Thanks, Ryan.
Between Darwin’s death and Ancient Rome, it’s all I think about.
Same. He's right, no one ever talks about it.
@@ThatShyGuyMattit’s kinda wild to me that he said that. If you really think that, you’ve definitely never been to cbm communities. Like there was some time before Deadpool and Wolverine released, FoX-Men movies was hot topic and cbm ppl often talked abt Darwin’s death and how stupid it is cuz he’s supposed to adapt to anything that could kill him
@@joshuacrisanto7419 The fact he didn't come back at the end credits was an injustice to the character and the audience. Completely wasted potential.
Based on his mutant ability he shouldn't have even died.
0:07 I don't accept, no ukulele, absolutely terrible apology, in fact, it's a huge inconvenience
The toxic gossip mansion~
Beware hiding your most undesirable children under the stairs. That is the number one way to become a wizard... or axe murdering goblin. Or in extreme cases an axe murdering wizard goblin who can summon axes...that can be really useful to launch their career as a lumberjack, but mostly used for murder.
I'd pay to see that movie😂
Children must be taught how to think
Here is something to help you saving for one of those. Thanks!
The horse house looks like if someone generated a picture of a house with AI and went "yes, this is what i want"
I'm enjoying this reboot of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous".
"Lifestyles of People Who Should Have Never Had Money To Spend In The First Place If This Is How They Were Going To Spend It."
Don't be jealous lol@@jamesanthony8438
For me it's really lacking the accent. How else can you effectively say, "And of course... the en suiiite."
@@jamesanthony8438 Welcome to capitalism! Where all the assholes and idiots have all the money and the rest of us suffer 😅
...& yet out of all the economic systems I've learned about, I still prefer the freedom capitalism offers, comparatively speaking.
Btw OP, I remember loving Robin Leach's accent growing up, I decided.
Not being able to afford one of these houses is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I hear if you identify as rich, by law they have to give you one.
Ya gotta love rich people buying things because they don’t know what else to spend their money on. I have that same feeling when I’m in 7/11 and realize I have 20 more dollars than I thought I did.
"rich people buying things because they don’t know what else to spend their money on" could be a series in and of itself
We got Mr Moneybags over here
Rich people: they're just like us.
@@jacobwagner8984 Because heaven forbid they use their money to help others. Nope, they gotta have a third vacation home! 😀
@@SpontaneouslyDeliberate The absolute terror of the realization that the rich and powerful are just like you.
The bath at the end with the toilet with a lovely view might be the hardest I've laughed at any of your videos. I was worried I'd wake up my girlfriend.
Please keep this series going!
At 5:47 I'm surprised he didn't mention the two giant lights hanging from what appear to be giant feather boa to the ceiling. Like once you bump one of those it's *never* going to come to a complete stop, right? It's always gonna be mildly swinging at best. Every game of pool you play is gonna feel like you're getting interrogated by the police in an 80's crime drama.
5:45 gets a better look at it I think
5:46 works too, if you're already paused 🤷♂️
Anyway, I wonder if those are just velvet covered poles... you're right, you'd definitely whack them with your cue occasionally lol
Omg, it’s crazy that room is so gaudy that I didn’t notice two huge red boas.
They look so rigid, so probably just velvet covered poles. But yeah, they seem a bit low! lol
@@favoritemustard3542 or like a long boa scrunchy pole cover. Cause just seeing the plain line of the support cable would not look rich enough.
Why cant other RUclipsrs learn from your FANTASTIC method of pushing Sponsors without boring the F out of us!!!
Thank you Ryan for being you!
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The Internet Historian does a pretty good job with his Icogni-Man series.
What I like most about his ads is that he makes it clear that he puts on a character for them and confines them to their own distinctly separate part of the video. That way it's not really himself endorsing the sponsor, but a character he plays. I like that level of separation.
Team Four Star advertised earphones by writing a power ballad called Earful of Love.
I like PapaMeat’s ads, too.
There's a couple youtubers that do it similar, but not many. How to drink does skits like this. Steve lehto puts his at the end and explains why he likes the product. Fat electrician usually tries to make them jokes and usually keeps them very brief.
Man, I'm dying at what he said at the end!!! "I'm gonna buy a chair that's so uncomfortable that I'll immediately need to buy another one that has wheels."
so many good jokes!
Aaaaaand that house where all the walls and ceilings open would be terrible in a horror movie. The monsters are getting in.
I mean not even just in a horror movie, unless there are screens think about the bugs if you forget to close it one night. you wake up and go to grab a coffee and it's like that one insect scene from Indiana Jones in your kitchen 😭
It's a flex. The homeowners are wordlessly saying, "I'm so rich that I can buy the monsters off when they attack."
“Our great great grandparents started the “time out in the pond chair and stare at the demonic spider” tradition and look how WE turned out…”
“Children must be taught how to think” is certainly something
"A trampoline room for your children? Are you sure you're not spoiling then too much?"
"I think you have a point. I'll find a way to let them know their place in this home."
I'm sure the intent is something in the vein of teaching them HOW to think rather than WHAT to think... but that's uh not how it comes across
Gen alpha heard you ... and ignored you.
"it doesn't scream luxury like this guy right here"
"LUXURY"
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Comedy Gold
Ryan, there may not be a need for as many of these big dumb luxury home videos as the number of pitch meeting videos, but please keep releasing more of these videos. It makes me feel better (and a little less jealous) knowing that the wealthy are also probably insane.
Or, more likely that they don't know how to design a home any more than most people. The difference is that they have the cash to bring their impractical ideas to reality -- whether they should or not.
1:31 I've most often heard "Boca Raton" translated as _rat's_ mouth. Not so appealing to millionaires!
These are not wealthy people's homes. In fact, no human has ever lived in these, since none of these homes are even real. They are all just AI generated images in fake listings.
Brilliant! This video has won me over on your longform channel idea. I thought your snappy comedy would only work on shorter videos, but this whole show and tell is wonderful.
The riddle at the end reduced me to tears....Thank you Ryan you're a gem
'An aquarium and fire, is it because fish die in boiling water?' Or is it some psychopaths idea of al fresco dining?
the "Children must be taught how to think" creeped me out so much 😆
I mean, it's true. just weird to have it written on the wall of the trampoline room like that
@@ButzPunk yes haha it's just strange
That must be one hell of a creepy control freak kind of filthy rich sociopath-guy. He's probably a left over from that movie "They Live" in which they have all kinds of subliminal message going around all the time.
@@ButzPunk I don't know that it is true, lol. Children need to be taught how to live, but it's up to them to think for themselves as they grow older. "Children Must Be Taught How To Think" just comes across as some kind of indoctrination.
"And now...the child must learn"
The first one was just so... busy, I feel like living there would be visually exhausting.
I would love to visit there with friends. But I don't want to live there
It looks like what you'd get if a libertarian weirdo tech couple went all in on BitCoin in the early days for weirdo libertarian reasons, and to buy pot on Silk Road, and thus won the libertarian weirdo lottery and decided to throw all their winnings into a giant nerd castle for all their hobbies.
That it's for sale is probably due to the inevitable decline that afflicts all lottery winners when they go on wild spending sprees with no thought to the future.
It's amazing that there is enough time in anyone's life to acquire and install all that. In a way it is understandable though, compared to the LA person with the obsession with water and fire.
@@glenmurie You might be a libertarian weirdo.
Remainds me of Animes from Studio Ghibli. For some vacations it would be cool. The best one so far off all the wird homes.
Thanks for showing the lighter side of realty. I'm in the middle of selling and buying houses right now, and it is so depressing. The houses I'm selling are too dumpy for buyers and the house I want is too big. Why can't builders make smaller houses with big garages?
Aw jeez - I just laughed so hard. I'm hoping this will at least be a trilogy.
What I wouldn't give to have Ryan do this for every episode of 'The World's Most Extraordinary Homes.' The epitome of 'Just because you can doesn't mean you should.'
I often enjoyed the architectural stylings of Frank Lloyd Wright. Yeah...the homes are absurdly opulent, yet as an architect he very much leaned towards form in balance with function. And form and function, in balance with physics and nature.
9:10
Oh my gosh this reminds me of something my Mom like to say. Whenever we see a fancy expensive car she always say,
"Ya know what that car says? LOOK AT ME! LOOK! LOOK!"
To be fair, there are different kinds of expensive cars. Some of them are very subdued, and you'd only notice if you were a car person.
@CyanSkyAnfall I usually say "hello, compensation"
How dare you assume my level of outrage? I am outraged.
Please never change, Ryan. Every one of your videos is a humorous highlight and an absolute bright spark to the day no matter how bad it was before
Yes. Absolutely. More of this.
I realized I say hi there hello in real life now
I work with several people who exhibit echolalia, and they all say it out loud, too. Didn't even realize I was doing it until it started being repeated back to me.
As a resident of a country where English is not one of the official national languages, I can only express my deepest envy 😢
I work with children and I say it all the time not realizing what I was saying was from the ryan universe
*the transformation has begun*
@@shaners1802one thing that's stuck with me from a childhood teacher is the phrase "please & thank you" that I still use to this day. Just a thought 😉👍
The Zillow listing for 126 Sugarloaf Cir Macon, GA was cut by $364M. I’d be a fool NOT to snatch it up at that discount! 😂
What a bargain!
It's like they're giving you $3m. I've never had $3m, so I'd be stupid not to buy that.
We definetly need more, these videos are insanely hilarious!!!
And hilariously insane.
Why not do a video about the cars of the super rich?
@@MegaBadgeman Can we start in Jay Leno's garage? 🤣
When I was house hunting about 10 yrs ago I was looking for a fixer, so I saw lots of strange properties. But the weirdest one was a house that had a bathroom off the backyard, which isn't the weird part of it. The weird part was that it was a huge room with only a toilet in it and no sink. Now that doesn't sound too strange. A toilet, no sink, definitely weirder stuff out there, except that this toilet room had a huge sliding glass door to access it.
0:54 That chair is perfection though. I mean, not for sitting but for a Donkey Kong-themed chillaxation nook? Yes.
I love these. Hopefully, it is just the second of a long ongoing series.
That bit with the 3 islands kinda looks as if the maze from Pac-Man is starting to bleed into someone's kitchen or something.
8:22 - oh my god, they skinned Cousin It.
Hi there hello. Welcome to the disembodied home. Here is my grandma. You can trust us. You can trust us.
skinned and bleached
Ryan's the only one that can make me enjoy an ad. The adstronaut is something i didn't know I needed, but that i can't live without
Expensive and uncomfortable chairs are TIGHT!
"Do you have a big dumb luxury home for me?"
"Yes sir i do!"
"If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people he gives it to." Dorothy Parker.
I think God is sending the wrong message with that.
Soooo if I’m a bad person God will be more likely to give me money? Hmmm…
God, the ultimate fictional scapegoat.
Ryan acting like he definitely doesn’t live in a home that looks just like this
Well, he did say he wanted that fancy indoor slide for himself. That doesn't mean the houses themselves are worth his time.
Ryan has earned his fortune the old-fashioned way: he and his clones work 1600 hours a week.
@@SpontaneouslyDeliberate Yeah, but that was just one week.
He's Canadian, he lives in a really nice igloo. The best igloo RUclips money can buy.
"...Love handles pressed up against the glass." God that cracked me up, well done Ryan.
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Just a phenomenal joke writer
This has become my favorite "series" on RUclips !
Proof that money doesn't buy sanity, as the saying goes. Money does buy a kitchen with 3 islands in it, though. Also known as an archipelago.
I can pretend the islands are at war with each other and conduct mock naval battles while I'm waiting for my pasta to cook! 😮
@@naomistarlight6178 C5!
Is three the threshold for archipelago? Two doesn't count yet? Four is above and beyond?
@Pfhorrest Well the world "archipelago" comes from the ancient Polynesian phrase "mula'luf'a'tong's'qwerty'uiop" which means "exactly three islands"
1:55 Honestly like the viking ship table. Would be great for a gaming space and think I could get away with it being Danish
I love the deadpan humor, we see it way less in his normal vids, plz keep making these! 😂
Best series EVER!!!! PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE!!! They make me feel smart
“Bad actor” sure got me.
Also much as I love D&D I don’t think I could play it in that dragon room. I would be too distracted!
Seriously! Just make a simple tavern style room... not hard, much cheaper, actually sets the correct vibe
That whole first house just screams "sensory overload". What's wrong with a nice plain white wall?
@@Quallenkrauler Different people have different tastes. What's wrong with having basic respect for other people?
@@seigeengine I don't get how I was being disrespectful. Apparently the owners of this house never wanted to look at less than 100 things at once at any given time. All the power to them if they like that. I will never live there, so that's fine.
Still, this house would make me go insane with sensory overload. I thought we were making fun of stuff like that here?
@@Quallenkrauler "I don't get how I was being disrespectful... I thought we were making fun of stuff"
There is a giant mansion in the middle of Alaska that screams “I like the Mansion from Residents Evil but that looked like the guest house to me. So I built a bigger one.”
It is my dream house to survive the apocalypse. The house is not for sale and the house is still being expanded on. Each selection took 5 years to build and they been building this since 1980. At the rate they are building this place it will have its own zip code by 2035.
The craziest part is that the entire house has been built by technically 5 people. Originally 5 people that each has a family now. Imagine 5 lawyers 2 years into their careers said let’s invest all our money into Apple and Microsoft Stock in the 1980’s and use the dividend money to build a giant house until we die.
Okay? Thanks for telling me about this house that I can't look at or learn anything else about in very little detail.
The hallway overlooking the rock garden looks like the visitation area in a prison, just missing the phones
Oh my gosh we need SEASONS of this. Not just a couple episodes I’m talking many whole seasons of this! 😂❤
Lots of people can't afford food. Some people can't afford taste.
Some of these houses could've been real nice, but then they went to the interior designer and said "fuck my shit up"
Unfortunately, the designer - instead of being a responsible adult - said "I gotchu fam"
The first one could trigger seizures.
@@IndigoIndustrial The first one is the best of the whole lot.
The designer who is related to the plastic surgeon who "f***s up the faces of half the women in Horrorwood?
Really loving the content on this channel.
And, we got both a sequel and a product placement! So even Producer-guy would like this new release!
catching an upload within 40 seconds is TIGHT
Your comedic timing and colorful quips are exquisite. You say what I'm thinking before I think it. What a fantastic entertainment you have constructed for us.
11:03 Considering the pool has a door _inside it_ leading straight back into the house, it definitely would flood.
Say what you will about the house in Boca Raton, it's certainly got character and isn't just trying to be generic luxury.
It got ALLL the characters, it hunted them from their safe homes and displayed them on the walls and drawers.
what about when you get a gator in your fish?
Something relaxing about exploring these homes with Ryan!
Thanks for being a happy place on the internet!
i think the "kids must be taught how to think" is mean as opposed to "kids must be taught what to think"
like, that it's more important to make sure we're taught how to reason through things, to accept new evidence, to make sound judgement - and that that's more important, in general, than 'knowing things'
💯 I was a bit saddened by his negative knee-jerk reaction.
@@favoritemustard3542 Oh, no. I can think of no good reason to have such a comment--however interpreted--on the walls of an ostensibly "fun" room and it really worries me.
Same reason ppl put sayings in their kitchen ig, live laugh love etc. etc.
The only one I like is "please wash your hands before returning to work" lol
It's not impossible there was a good meaning, but it very clearly sounds pretty terrible, and any reasonable person should have noticed that.
Assuming someone meant programming the kids instead of wanting them to be independent thinkers is simply ridiculous.
This got me looking at the most expensive places for sale in my town. And I totally agree that rich people have no taste in chairs.
It is wild. There's some really expensive and crap houses in my city, and then there's some moderately expensive really nice houses with gorgeous waterfront views to boot.
Yoooo, another installment! Just what we all needed.
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!! THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!!
0:31 Movie Producers After Making A successful movie sequel
"yeah Frozen had this great ending, but then money happened"
Ryan could do these everyday and I’d be here for it
First house is like "minimalism is so 90s, maximalism is where it's at"
Making fun of houses that you’ll never be able to afford is TIGHT!
My favorite thing about crazy expensive homes is the cheap bottom of the line toilets and sinks installed in their bathrooms. If I were rich, I would want my restroom to be comfortable.
yeah i dont understand why comfort isn't part of "luxury" lol. i want a mariah carey pillow room dammit
Guys don't let this video distract you from the fact that Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum
Hunter hunter ref?
What does that even mean?
Odd to see that here but I'll allow it
@@Shadowthehairhoob It means When the moon hits your eye like a big Pizza pie
lol
Brilliant! Keep it up 👍
This is a good series i hope you make another one
I appreciate being reminded not to jump to my death into the Grand Canyon. I really should write that down somewhere.
Perhaps on the wall of your trampoline room?
yessi have been waiting for this
More! MORE!!!
I miss the ads-tronaut. Thank you for bringing him back.
The first house took away all the personalities and colors of the second one
The Boca Raton one is bonkers but at least it isn’t just white minimalist rooms for the sake of spending money on square footage. It seems like they’ve decorated in a way that probably brings them genuine enjoyment.
We would hope so because, if it doesn't, what form of derangement could be so severe as to cause that?
I guess it isn't giving them joy any more since they are selling it.
Honestly I love that one!! It's a but busy but full of beautiful art and creativity, plus it comes with a whole ceramic workshop!
@@RunaroundAtNight I mean, they could also be dead.
@@helen1594As another maximalist, I love this one as well. I could spend hours and hours looking at all the art. It's so colorful and creative.
Every single thing about the $27 million Texas house made me uncomfortable. The place just screams “creepy sex cult compound with designated human sacrifice areas.”
Some creep factor can be really fun, though. I just got a house in which a previous owner had wallpapered the walls around the basement stairs with newsletter covers from a local church. They're yellowed and peeling now, and Jesus is looking at you from every possible angle. On the way down to an unfinished basement, it's creepy as hell and I absolutely love it! We're keeping it. Maybe even adding to it.
CHILDREN MUST BE TAUGHT HOW TO THINK
@ yeah, nothing creepy there. “War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength”
@ That strikes me more as “weird” than “Creepy”
@ Isn't that a quote from Orwell's novel 1984?
Fun fact! Tiny kitchen inserts ( like the one at 9:22) are called kitchenettes! Used to live in a giant house and my mom had a kitchenette in her master bathroom. My guess is that it was convenient for making coffee/breakfast while getting ready without wandering all over the house in a robe. She never used it Lmaoo
I can see that. I once rented a third floor bedroom and kept a snack corner complete with a mini fridge, coffee maker, and microwave, so I wouldnt have to go alllllllll the way down to the kitchen every time I wanted a drink or quick bite. Granted, that was the exact opposite of being wealthy, but it worked.
Man, I get grossed out when people want to use the toilet while I'm taking a bath. Can't imagine how gross cooking food next to the toilet is.
Thanks for this! I needed another one of these videos in my life!
I could watch these videos all day