This Is How You DON'T Play Yakuza/Like A Dragon 8: Infinite Wealth (0utsyder Edition)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 8 месяцев назад +67

    One of a million differences between DSP and Ichiban that a certain malignant narcissist couldn't identify: Ichiban always got upset for the sake of someone else.
    Ichiban has been betrayed, lied to, scammed, and screwed over countless times, but almost every time, he walks it off. But when someone is screwing over someone he cares about, that's when he gets pissed. The final cutscene where Ichiban is carrying Eiji through the crowd, Ichiban isn't staring down the adversity for his own sake, those people aren't even mad at HIM, they want Eiji. But, Ichiban is helping Eiji out as well as he can, because he's Ichiban. At the beginning of the game when the big expose costs Ichiban and his friends their jobs? Ichiban is more pissed over Nanba and Adachi losing their jobs, and partly blames himself over it.
    DSP? All of his adversity, he only cares how it affects him. His reputation, his money, his enjoyment. He only brings up his wife and stream as victims of 'da trolls' in passing, the former as a shield and the latter as lip service.

  • @Black_Revue
    @Black_Revue 8 месяцев назад +76

    Like a E-Beggar: Infinite Debt

  • @thedub007
    @thedub007 8 месяцев назад +59

    Since Ichiban's story is so similar to DSP's, hopefully the next chapter in Phil's life will be going to prison for 20 years.

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 8 месяцев назад +12

      20 years in the joint made you a detractor dood!

  • @Blackness101
    @Blackness101 8 месяцев назад +19

    I find it hilarious that DSP being terminally on Twitter/X never stumbled onto the Literally Me meme

  • @ZitroXelaC
    @ZitroXelaC 8 месяцев назад +41

    I hate how this dude acts like 41 is 81. "I dont have much time left." Maybe his gout is lethal lmao.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 8 месяцев назад +3

      One could hope.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 8 месяцев назад +1

      well being old (like 50+) on the internet can be tough but it's not like things were going great before he was old anyway lol

    • @dongh8er821
      @dongh8er821 8 месяцев назад

      Have you seen him? His body is like 2% muscle. I don't doubt him lmfao

  • @stevefromlatvia79
    @stevefromlatvia79 8 месяцев назад +46

    DSP: *wagequits FF7*
    Also DSP: *keeps playing LaD despite it being the worst game for contributions*

    • @slaviclad9705
      @slaviclad9705 8 месяцев назад +8

      Its his life story dood ! Doesnt matter if it bring nothing

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 8 месяцев назад

      Wagequitting FF7, all because of an damn wig, that is sad

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@lulukomadori9651No worse, seeing Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie in bathing suits

  • @golemofwill4728
    @golemofwill4728 8 месяцев назад +43

    DSP forcing a weird emotional element into this playthrough was so awkward. It's like he needs every game to be "meaningful" when it really can just be fun to play. His Yakuza runs are such a slog.

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 8 месяцев назад +80

    The whole “literally me fr fr” shit was cringe AF.
    “Hello work!”
    Yeah, something you don’t do Phil.

    • @Dullahan161
      @Dullahan161 8 месяцев назад +6

      This is the real Phil. A crying, self-centered brat

    • @Jpcraque
      @Jpcraque 7 месяцев назад

      let's agree to disagree, because he does work but just very llittle of it

    • @Silenthero66
      @Silenthero66 7 месяцев назад

      Kasuga is literally me though

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@JpcraquePlaying videogames and whining isn't working nor is it a business, same way a horse and a cat aren't a family.

  • @VoidCorps
    @VoidCorps 8 месяцев назад +82

    HE'S LIKE ME FR!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @CrimsonBladezz
      @CrimsonBladezz 8 месяцев назад +9

      Fr fr he like MEEE!

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 8 месяцев назад +8

      Denthead: King YOU are So Cringe!
      Phil: REEEEEEEEEEE, REEEEEEEEEEE!!

    • @sharteel85
      @sharteel85 8 месяцев назад +7

      How dare you, give me your mailing address so that I can mail you a spoon! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elTrebol_Larry
      @elTrebol_Larry 8 месяцев назад +2

      ☣️EAT IT☣️

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 8 месяцев назад +5

      PIGGY MADE A STATEMENT THAT'S FACTUALLY FUCKING BASED!!!!!!!!

  • @midnightanimal4598
    @midnightanimal4598 8 месяцев назад +48

    Like a Beggar: Infinite Welfare

    • @kolyasmirno9116
      @kolyasmirno9116 8 месяцев назад

      Brilliant mind with no avatar.God bless u)

  • @misterkefir
    @misterkefir 8 месяцев назад +4

    Just perfect timing, brother. I'm in a real need for a good laugh just about now.
    Glad you're constantly making these. Appreciated. Cheers!

  • @albadude1922
    @albadude1922 8 месяцев назад +7

    Jesus H Christ that pre-stream segment was gold, That’s the angriest I’ve seen DSP be in a long time “he’s just like me fr fr” really got to him 😂

  • @jeppyvp
    @jeppyvp 8 месяцев назад +5

    Didn’t realize you were making this, thanks 0utsyder!

  • @MTown587
    @MTown587 8 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly didn’t know if there was gonna be a TIHYDP for this one. Glad there is since it’s his “life story” dood! 😂

  • @sharteel85
    @sharteel85 8 месяцев назад +9

    Ah yes, the spoon thing will be a staple of future TIHYDP XD
    Mr. Tough Guy hiding in his gated community (or the nearest toilet)

    • @sharteel85
      @sharteel85 8 месяцев назад +1

      OMFG a dude with a business degree, valedictorian in high school (I think?) cannot solve a simple "equation" using PEMDAS...Gin seriously fried his brain

  • @RickyPiiPS5
    @RickyPiiPS5 8 месяцев назад +9

    -500k in debt
    -gambles everything away on jpegs of sweaty men
    -wife who doesn't even love him or wants to spend time with him
    -0 irl friends
    -0 actual irl interactions with this audience (dents)
    -calls his cat his own "child", he is a hard working family man after all
    -begs every stream 6 days a week
    -says he is a drama free streamer but brings up drama every chance he gets
    -got embarrassed live while doing an interview hoping to play the "victim card"
    -says a video game's plot is his own life story while not even joking about it, proceeds to make an entire insane cope rant about it, TWICE
    -"WOW DOOD, I HAVE A GREAT LIFE OKAY. IM SO HAPPY YOU GUYS."
    Holy shit this guy has actually just completely lost it at this point.

  • @others1455
    @others1455 8 месяцев назад +1

    Big ups on the upload. I only saw part of the ending rant initially, but Jesus. Seeing the rest of that was so bad. That money buff really got to him.

  • @andrewdelaerranz9648
    @andrewdelaerranz9648 8 месяцев назад +9

    He is like me fr fr fr no cap!!!!!!
    He would be like you if he had 0 friends, was a regard manipulator, and a mobile phone game addict..... Never saw Phil this furious in years, holy moly!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @AngelofVitality
    @AngelofVitality 8 месяцев назад +2

    i recently started binging your videos, great stuff

  • @Cacamoucatzzz
    @Cacamoucatzzz 8 месяцев назад +22

    Possibly the most cringe I’ve ever seen from him at the end of this playthrough, and boy has he done/said some cringe things over his “””career”””.

    • @CrimsonBladezz
      @CrimsonBladezz 8 месяцев назад +1

      More cringe then what he said in his god of war playthrough ?”i got phoenix feather for graping the nyad”

    • @kolyasmirno9116
      @kolyasmirno9116 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah i keep getting Overcringed from his actions.

  • @KingDDDuke
    @KingDDDuke 8 месяцев назад +11

    This playthrough was weird because DSP rushed through the story to get to Dondoko Island to play with his wife, but when tips dried up on the 2nd dondoko stream, he dropped that side mode and it ruined the begining of his playthrough for nothing. He then rushes through the story because of low views & tips, but doesn't drop it despite that.

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 8 месяцев назад

      Yep, and kat just keep quitting these co-op sessions, lol. But yeah, no idea why he dropped ff7, well obviously we know why he dropped ff7, but at least that was making tiers. I doubt it returning with "new releases" and how much he really want to just react to stuff than play games

  • @ink_vendetta
    @ink_vendetta 8 месяцев назад +3

    Aye ! Love your stuff u got me in the snortex while avoiding pignosis

  • @BigHampDTX
    @BigHampDTX 8 месяцев назад +1

    You are the man for these vids.. I always get excited when they hit my inbox. Thank God I don't have to watch his live gameplay...

  • @timothydriver9310
    @timothydriver9310 8 месяцев назад +6

    This cringe compilation will be studied by Lolcowologists for decades- Fantastic edit

  • @Ericbenson1624
    @Ericbenson1624 8 месяцев назад +2

    Kat genuinely looks like she doesn't wanna be there, like she's being held at by gunpoint offscreen by one of dsp's friends(assuming he has any, which he doesn't)
    also, he calls it "co-op" when hes just making her do everything.

  • @CptNatsume
    @CptNatsume 8 месяцев назад +5

    "If you went away it would be better for everyone" says dsp unironically.....hmmmm

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 8 месяцев назад +2

      The lack of self awareness is quite thick when it comes to DSP.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 8 месяцев назад +4

    7:35 "and you do some work like the rest of us"
    bro thinks he's on the team 😭😭

  • @xxzeniusxx
    @xxzeniusxx 8 месяцев назад +3

    3:28:21
    I was fully expecting the "LUDA" sound byte. I'm not sad...

  • @Dullahan161
    @Dullahan161 8 месяцев назад +2

    And when the sixth hour came, darkness fell over the Snortfort. At the ninth hour, Phil said in a loud voice "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani", which in Pignese, means "God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" Then Phil breathed his last. And when Doody came to inspect his body, he said "Truly, he was the Son of God"

  • @larkwons5389
    @larkwons5389 8 месяцев назад +5

    Like A Pig: Infinite Begging

  • @thedub007
    @thedub007 8 месяцев назад +1

    3:53:55 did he really go the whole game without realizing he can select a party member to heal/buff and it heals/buffs everyone within the range?

  • @jeppyvp
    @jeppyvp 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:09:25 But he said FFVII Rebirth was one of his favourites so far this year, and he dropped that. And it made him more money than this!

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 8 месяцев назад +2

      Because he knew bikini Tifa was coming up and he didn’t wanna upset Kat

  • @KingBCruel
    @KingBCruel 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yknow, i havent seen this playthrough since the meltdown, and i forgot just how much he really saw himself as Kasuga. An unhealthy amount. Extreme coping mechanism lol. The meltdown is always so good to see since hes so insane and visibly angry hahaha.

    • @DjCrispyFingers
      @DjCrispyFingers 6 месяцев назад

      How did you unironically like this guy?

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 8 месяцев назад +3

    Phil complains that no one will watch his content or give him a chance, and then rages for multiple minutes about a random comment pointing out he was cringe, insulting someone that supported him and then wishing some people were dead. I really cannot see why people would be uninterested in watching him

  • @ShopkeepMike
    @ShopkeepMike 8 месяцев назад +3

    Seeing Phil excited to have $96,000 to spend in a video game is sad, imagine if you had that in real life. Oh what am I kidding it would all go towards Hogan$

  • @Positivewaiter
    @Positivewaiter 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yo I just watched this all the way cause I wanted to finish infinite wealth first right.
    The ending part, bro. Eiji, Chitose, Kiryu even Tomizawa and Yamai. All have redemption and atonement arcs. Hell even Akane felt like making up for past mistakes choosing to save Lani.
    So the fact that instead of focus on "Hey people can do some pretty stupid and shitty things in life. However you can always improve and be a better person." Doesn't seem to really register with him says all that needs to be said about DSP as a person

  • @drachenfeIs
    @drachenfeIs 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:22:28
    phil pretends to know about japanese culture but completely misses a wasei eigo joke

  • @DivineOb
    @DivineOb 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yes, DSP, tell me more about retail theft which is a drop in a bucket compared to wage theft.

  • @LeoKira997
    @LeoKira997 8 месяцев назад +1

    The Dr D clip is legendary

  • @WorldOfDegenerates
    @WorldOfDegenerates 8 месяцев назад +2

    If we could produce energy from pure ego, Phil would finally be useful for something.

    • @kolyasmirno9116
      @kolyasmirno9116 8 месяцев назад

      or Generator that works on cringe.I swear if someone patent such device they'll make thrillions with enslaving such specimen as Phil.

  • @ETG715
    @ETG715 3 месяца назад

    Man the one thing that Phil is right about is that twitch is still the exact same way when he got kicked out of the partner program

  • @lulukomadori9651
    @lulukomadori9651 8 месяцев назад

    I love that the prestreams/unrecorded segments are being included to show his true thoughts of the game, no doubt he'll put this game in his "best of 2024" while ff7 rebirth will be in his worst all because "MAH WIG DOOD"

  • @azerix123
    @azerix123 8 месяцев назад

    "I fucking passed it!?!" Watch Phil doing those trivia quizzes feels like that's how he did his degree

  • @teejm1ck78
    @teejm1ck78 8 месяцев назад

    1:44:45 when he is asking chat his stupid ass question, I legit would reply “we dont know Phil, figure it out”

  • @charliebrownsconscience8775
    @charliebrownsconscience8775 5 месяцев назад

    Does anyone know what the Big C is? I thought my game fucked up when I saw that.

  • @SuneteFrost
    @SuneteFrost 8 месяцев назад +1

    dsp talking about friendship after throwing rambo and howard under the bus is just UGH

  • @viper7k
    @viper7k 8 месяцев назад

    1:50:07 idk if its on my end or just youtubes video player. but your text goes off screen on the bottom. just thought you should know @The 0utsyder

  • @sladethedoritospro8084
    @sladethedoritospro8084 8 месяцев назад +2

    30:00 for the huge toxic meltdown. Eat it 🥄

  • @sniddler9114
    @sniddler9114 6 месяцев назад

    Ichiban is like Ryan Gosling to DSP in the way that he's "literally him"

  • @gameplaysolotheblade
    @gameplaysolotheblade 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:05:56
    "She really wants to be here after a long day's work"
    You mean "doesn't", right? :P

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 8 месяцев назад

    What Phil of course fails to understand is that Ichiban isn't targeted for no reason--he's a known ex-yakuza. You can admire the goodness and nobility of his character, but he was still a criminal and an outlaw, and those choices have consequences. The past can and often will haunt you, and you can't expect to get a clean break and a second chance. Phil likewise continues to be hated because of the litany of crappy things he's done and said in the past--a list to which he keeps adding on an almost daily basis.

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 8 месяцев назад +1

    Like a Pigroach: Infinite Gout

  • @Haroldd-
    @Haroldd- 8 месяцев назад +1

    The return of ichibeg kasugout!!

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 8 месяцев назад +1

    0utsyder is just like me fr

  • @LeoKira997
    @LeoKira997 8 месяцев назад +3

    big ups

  • @overwatchafterhours3936
    @overwatchafterhours3936 5 месяцев назад

    27:58 Stationary what?! 💀

  • @AndersPack
    @AndersPack 5 месяцев назад

    Piggy praise is MDWU!
    A machoor ahdult for sure, laughing hard at diahrrea...also "commenting on a statues ass, didn't expect that", in "Like a dragon" there was a young boy standing there sayibg the same thing, it opens the side-quest of finding all the Kappa's...

  • @dspmcmirror
    @dspmcmirror 5 месяцев назад

    Did DSP play any of the three SEGA classics in-game during Infinite Wealth?

  • @gerretshadow7599
    @gerretshadow7599 8 месяцев назад

    Yes Phil… you are involved with the Yakuza…

  • @ElSandwich777
    @ElSandwich777 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hey 0utsyder, not sure if you’re going to be covering Battlefront Classic but in the event you are it might interest you to know he had another weird coincidental event.
    While playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2017) he went to go wake up his partner, who was sick, to get her to make him dinner. Then while playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2004) he confirms that though his wife is sick, she will still be making dinner.
    I tried to leave this comment on AITD but the comments there are disabled, sorry for the runaround man but this is the only way I can contact you with stuff.

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  8 месяцев назад +3

      That was Battlefront 1 where he went to go wake Panda Lee, the reason I know is because Panda left him in early/mid 2017 (During Nier Automata's original playthrough she made fun of him infamously) and then BF2 came out at the end of that year. Mister Metokur also famously reacted to that clip, he caught it completely randomly, live on air.
      As for Khat and TIHYDP Battlefront Classics? I'll think about it, I'm doing a LOT of Elden Ring since that's gonna take me a shit ton of time. Good recommendation though.
      Yeah my bad, idk why AITD had its comments turned off, that was weird.

  • @CrimsonBladezz
    @CrimsonBladezz 8 месяцев назад +9

    Old dsp was way more entertaining

  • @cabnbeeschurgr
    @cabnbeeschurgr 8 месяцев назад

    He just like me... he just like me fr!!!(he is in debt and a career criminal)

  • @BotchPro
    @BotchPro 2 месяца назад

    "clip chimped" lol at that term 2:33:00

  • @overwatchafterhours3936
    @overwatchafterhours3936 5 месяцев назад

    35:24 i don’t remember anyone else playing Dead Space calling the aliens Jews in space 💀
    Pretending to be a space nazi

  • @Wyatthellsing98
    @Wyatthellsing98 5 месяцев назад +1

    EAT IT!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @overwatchafterhours3936
    @overwatchafterhours3936 5 месяцев назад

    30:02 He just Like ME 😭

  • @azerix123
    @azerix123 8 месяцев назад

    Business degree, doesn't know b(p)edmas.

  • @Gotham_Outlaw
    @Gotham_Outlaw 8 месяцев назад

    You can tell he's never been to church and never opened the Bible

  • @DrakeHunter324
    @DrakeHunter324 8 месяцев назад +1

    Just like me fr fr!
    Fill made this as boring as possible didn't he, I suspect Outsyder needed more therapy than usual after this.

  • @charliebrownsconscience8775
    @charliebrownsconscience8775 8 месяцев назад

    Will you be doing one on Gaiden?

  • @dakirch10
    @dakirch10 8 месяцев назад

    Its hilarious seeing phil group himself with actually working individuals; saying "Hello, work" and calling streams shifts. Not to mention his measly attempts at being a professional saying "attendance" as if it's required and referring to his videos as "on demand". Such a strange way to go about looking "professional".

  • @AkaiCrimson
    @AkaiCrimson 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ironically enough, not much of a TIHYDP since the game is so easy that even Phil can’t mess up. Instead, we get a 4 hour long beg session with some MASSIVE cope and delusion at the end. That ending isn’t just cringe, it’s freaking terrifying.

  • @CammyAlwaysWins
    @CammyAlwaysWins 7 месяцев назад

    Even NPCs were shocked how dumb Phil is. The game is totally his life story fr fr

  • @Asheladdo
    @Asheladdo 8 месяцев назад

    Nice. Do you plan on doing Gaiden and maybe Ishin down the road?

    • @mr.marvin
      @mr.marvin 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dabutthead is doing Ishin TIHYDP

    • @Asheladdo
      @Asheladdo 8 месяцев назад

      @@mr.marvin Any ETA?

  • @gamemaster2192
    @gamemaster2192 8 месяцев назад +1

    why is your comments turn off on your TIHYDP alone in the dark?

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  8 месяцев назад

      No idea how they became off, I fixed it.

  • @davo9774
    @davo9774 8 месяцев назад

    "I'm infinitely happy" yells at viewers, has meltdowns and begs for money every day.

  • @CaptainFordo740
    @CaptainFordo740 8 месяцев назад

    Please “this is not how you play Mario RPG”

  • @mehmetvursavas5922
    @mehmetvursavas5922 8 месяцев назад

    Infinite beg incoming

  • @FoB952
    @FoB952 8 дней назад

    2:16:29 I can't lie, that was funny.

  • @MTown587
    @MTown587 8 месяцев назад +1

    58:09

  • @whenpigsfly8178
    @whenpigsfly8178 8 месяцев назад

    Puritan syde phil clueless about the dating apps.. lol

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 8 месяцев назад

    He’s just like me fr fr

  • @charliebrownsconscience8775
    @charliebrownsconscience8775 5 месяцев назад

    Phil makes me hate one of my favorite games.

  • @Silenthero66
    @Silenthero66 7 месяцев назад

    How do you fuckup this game. Its not even an action game and its so god damn easy.
    Oh he plays dub, okay yes, that is literally how you don't play.

  • @biggsasha
    @biggsasha 8 месяцев назад

    3:17:19 BRO, JUST MAKE A NEW FUCKING SCENE IN OBS! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD! GAWDAMN!

  • @ZitroXelaC
    @ZitroXelaC 8 месяцев назад

    yaas