STUCK IN A HOLIDAY SHOPPING LINE

Have you ever been stuck in line shopping for your loved ones at Christmas time? You know what I'm talking about. Those long lines that never seem to move. Your hands are full of stuff that you hope they will like. Well, this little Christmas story might hit a little too close to home for some, and that's our goal! Hehe.
Anxious Holidays
Anxious Person: (thinking to oneself) I can't believe this store's line-up. I hope it goes fast, I have to pick up Edgar from his music lesson soon. Then, I have to pick up dinner at Changs Authentic Italian Pizzeria. After that I...oh, good, this line is finally moving. What? They closed a cashier with all these people here? There must be 30 people in line and I'm stuck here, holding...oh, good, we're moving again.
I can't believe I got the last one! Little Edwina will be so happy when she sees what Santa brought her.
Ugh, this thing is so heavy and there's no place to pu-ok, they finally opened up another cashier. What? Why are you just standing there? People here have lives you know! What the hell are you thin-yes, someone stepped out of line to get something. Haha, back of the the line, suckah!
Crap! Look at the time! Poor Edgar will be standing out in this weather. I hope he's not using his cello case to slide down the heap of snow in the school parking lot, again. Uh, how did the line get longer? Hey you young lady, you can't cut in line just because your grandma was there. Someone should really tell her.
Is it just me or, is this toy store overcrowded and the fire department is going to come in here any second now, and tell us all to lea-alright! There's another cashier about to open. No, my mistake. Just someone walking by. You're starting to get hysterical. Just relax and breathe. sighhh
Geez, why did my little girl want such a big present? I am sweating like Niagara Falls here, and this box is so, awkward! It's ok. You can do this. After all those hours you put in at the gym with those band thingys and step classes, you're strong enough. Just a little further...no, don't close! Not another cashier going on break! What do you need a break for, you're not the the one in this long ass line holding a stupid- oh good, I'm next.
What is taking so long, now? Damn it. I want to see the manager. Where's the fu-inally! Ok, here we go. Wait, where's my wallet?
Anncr: Breaking news: We go live in a local toy store where the lines are long, and one frantic shopper's coolness under pressure shortens. Are you ready for Christmas?