Honestly I watch a lot of streams but Jorbs chat to me is definitely the funniest and most likely to make me laugh. Idk it's something about the funny inside jokes and the ability to make absurd joke-statements about spire (like the one you mentioned). I think I might be in love with Jorbs Chat.
The Jorbs characters make me giggle when they mention it.. e.g. youtube Jorbs, Twitch Jorbs then they compare both channels like its different and its a competition of who has slain the most hearts lmfao
Here is the chronological list of relics picked up during this run: Calling Bell - Upon pickup, obtain a unique Curse and 3 relics. Akabeko - Your first Attack each combat deals 8 additional damage. Horn Cleat - At the start of your 2nd turn, gain 14 Block. Charon's Ashes - Whenever you Exhaust a card, deal 3 damage to ALL enemies. Mummified Hand - Whenever you play a Power card, a random card in your hand costs 0 that turn. Pantograph - At the start of Boss combats, heal 25 HP. Vajra - Start each combat with 1 Strength. Ink Bottle - Whenever you play 10 cards, draw 1 card. Mark of Pain - Gain [one Mana] at the start of your turn. At the start of combat, shuffle 2 Wounds into your draw pile. Warped Tongs - At the start of your turn, Upgrade a random card in your hand for the rest of combat. Orrery - Upon pickup, choose and add 5 cards to your deck. The Courier - The Merchant restocks cards, relics and potions. All prices are reduced by 20%. Self-Forming Clay - Whenever you lose HP, gain 3 Block next turn. Ancient Tea Set - Whenever you enter a Rest Site, start the next combat with additional [2 Mana]. Toolbox - At the start of each combat, choose 1 of 3 random Colorless cards and add the chosen card into your hand. Omamori - Negate the next 2 Curses you obtain. Molten Egg - Whenever you add an Attack into your deck, Upgrade it. Pandora's Box - Upon Pickup, Transform all Strike and Defend cards. Girya - You can now gain Strength at Rest Sites (up to 3 times). Bottled Flame - Upon Pickup, choose an Attack. Start each combat with this card in your hand. Regal Pillow - Whenever you Rest, heal an additional 15 HP. Strike Dummy - Cards containing "Strike" deal 3 additional damage. Meat on the Bone - If your HP is at or below 50% at the end of combat, heal 12 HP. Paper Phrog - Enemies with Vulnerable take 75% more damage rather than 50%. I think it would be very nice if that is in the description of the video. Sometimes he clicks too fast and one has to go back to know which relics got picked up.
I love playing decks that don’t directly do damage via attack cards so this was a lot of fun to watch. Always good to see the deck start to pick up tempo in act two, that’s when it’s the most fun IMO.
Firebreathing is hilarious cuz it's the payoff card for all the garbage that shuffles statuses into your deck but also if you stack enough of it some enemies will just kill themselves.
"Dark Embrace: Whenever a card is Exhausted, draw 1 card." borrowed it from your client for a little while, just gonna leave it here so you'll have it next run
@@Annokh Not necessarily for all Ascension, but is disabled for Ascension 15+, and it will only show up when playing a lower Ascension than your highest unlocked one. But I appreciate the joke nonetheless.
Im playing this on my Phone and only asc 2, how comes you have 1st only 2 pot-slots, is that an ascencion curse? And how come your seeing Red and some other cards have such strange Art?
old but 1st one is true,you get 1 less pot-slot when you go higher than a certain asc.and the cards that have strange art are called "beta arts",you can toggle them on/off once youve beaten heart
I seem to always feel incredibly awkward when someone asks about Jorbs' camera being off because you came to this entertainment to actually watch Jorbs?!
The only problem I have is that he picks the relics so fast that I can't read what they do when he picks them, so I have to pause the video all the time to read the text.
@@JohnPaul-nb5iu I have bought the game, but I have played it only for 12 hours. It may take a while until I can remember the Text of every Relic when I first read it.
i dont understand why streamers get legitimately mad at people trying to help them play a game. i understand it can be annoying but come on you're literally streaming for a thousand people at once with people who love the game and watn to comment on it. its so fuckin cringe when yall start bitching at people for commenting in chat on the game you're playing.
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'offering seems like a budget warcry so probably skip'
i swear jorbs chat is the greatest
Honestly I watch a lot of streams but Jorbs chat to me is definitely the funniest and most likely to make me laugh.
Idk it's something about the funny inside jokes and the ability to make absurd joke-statements about spire (like the one you mentioned).
I think I might be in love with Jorbs Chat.
The Jorbs characters make me giggle when they mention it.. e.g. youtube Jorbs, Twitch Jorbs then they compare both channels like its different and its a competition of who has slain the most hearts lmfao
@@jhudielgabrielsabelino9278 mini Jorbs too, they are great
This is why I relentlessly backseat RUclips Jorbs, he doesn't even know I'm doing it, and no one can stop me! This power is... intoxicating.
12:20 "I didn't take Fire Breathing because I need four of them"
Are you sure about that?
Edit: Only took 3 FeelsBadMan
Your deck is full of bad cards
Jorbs with 30 wounds, an evolve, 3 firebreathings, and a warcry: my deck has no bad cards
don't forget the curse of the bell, arguably the best card ever
The jalapeño archetype
Here is the chronological list of relics picked up during this run:
Calling Bell - Upon pickup, obtain a unique Curse and 3 relics.
Akabeko - Your first Attack each combat deals 8 additional damage.
Horn Cleat - At the start of your 2nd turn, gain 14 Block.
Charon's Ashes - Whenever you Exhaust a card, deal 3 damage to ALL enemies.
Mummified Hand - Whenever you play a Power card, a random card in your hand costs 0 that turn.
Pantograph - At the start of Boss combats, heal 25 HP.
Vajra - Start each combat with 1 Strength.
Ink Bottle - Whenever you play 10 cards, draw 1 card.
Mark of Pain - Gain [one Mana] at the start of your turn. At the start of combat, shuffle 2 Wounds into your draw pile.
Warped Tongs - At the start of your turn, Upgrade a random card in your hand for the rest of combat.
Orrery - Upon pickup, choose and add 5 cards to your deck.
The Courier - The Merchant restocks cards, relics and potions. All prices are reduced by 20%.
Self-Forming Clay - Whenever you lose HP, gain 3 Block next turn.
Ancient Tea Set - Whenever you enter a Rest Site, start the next combat with additional [2 Mana].
Toolbox - At the start of each combat, choose 1 of 3 random Colorless cards and add the chosen card into your hand.
Omamori - Negate the next 2 Curses you obtain.
Molten Egg - Whenever you add an Attack into your deck, Upgrade it.
Pandora's Box - Upon Pickup, Transform all Strike and Defend cards.
Girya - You can now gain Strength at Rest Sites (up to 3 times).
Bottled Flame - Upon Pickup, choose an Attack. Start each combat with this card in your hand.
Regal Pillow - Whenever you Rest, heal an additional 15 HP.
Strike Dummy - Cards containing "Strike" deal 3 additional damage.
Meat on the Bone - If your HP is at or below 50% at the end of combat, heal 12 HP.
Paper Phrog - Enemies with Vulnerable take 75% more damage rather than 50%.
I think it would be very nice if that is in the description of the video. Sometimes he clicks too fast and one has to go back to know which relics got picked up.
Thank you for the list! It is very much appreciated!
Hearing Jorbs laugh like that cleared my soul
8:04 ? It was a good laugh
24:58 was great too. A bit one punch many too.
59:20 is also great.
"I didn't take firebreathing because i wanted 4 of them."
Looks at video title
I love playing decks that don’t directly do damage via attack cards so this was a lot of fun to watch. Always good to see the deck start to pick up tempo in act two, that’s when it’s the most fun IMO.
Tired: This is a good Fire Breathing deck
Wired: This is a great Panache deck
Jorbs saying "Akabeko is not bad either" is the nicest thing he's ever said about Akabeko
It's not bad at the beginning of act 1. In any of the fights with worms, goblins and maybe mushrooms, it will save some damage
never heard jorbs laugh like that KEKW
Firebreathing is hilarious cuz it's the payoff card for all the garbage that shuffles statuses into your deck but also if you stack enough of it some enemies will just kill themselves.
Chat was incorrect, but not in the usual way. there was an evolve, but it was actually in the rewards floor 1 instead of 2
If jorbs' room doesnt have a door, how the heck does he gets in and out of it???
climbs up, obviously
He doesnt leave
He's a real gamer. Everything he needs is inside his room. Including Katelyn
Climbs in through the window, duh
tp
finally, a comments section without those kids that post the "kek w" emote
kekw
kekw
you had to know those replies were coming
@@BigAlsBearDown that was, indeed, the joke
kekw
"Dark Embrace: Whenever a card is Exhausted, draw 1 card."
borrowed it from your client for a little while, just gonna leave it here so you'll have it next run
Unfortunately, "A note to self" is disabled for Ascension :/
@@Annokh Not necessarily for all Ascension, but is disabled for Ascension 15+, and it will only show up when playing a lower Ascension than your highest unlocked one. But I appreciate the joke nonetheless.
@@definingkr33d Yup, you're right, I forgot about that nuance for a moment.
Wooh! The recent runs have been fun and refreshing
Ogbomusho's!
I have watched so many videos, and he finally says it slow enough at 6:07 to understand it clearly
You're gonna feel that on the toilet tomorrow... Auwtch
Jorbs doing the KEKW laugh in response to KEKW spam...
KEKW
24:57 the best evil laughter in cinema history
8:02
KEKW
Jorbs laugh when chat was KEKW>>
OH! I didn't realize they changed Fire Breathing. That's a pretty significant change, good to see they're still balancing.
I just clutched the run with 5 Fire Breathing from 1 with Dual Wield and Wound build, didn't expect that tbhXD
I don't think I've ever seen mass hysteria before.
That changed today.
I don't think I've ever seen 5 elites packed together so closely as there were in the second half of this act 2
“I express greatness” - Jorbs 2021 (Unless this is from like 3 months ago then-)
8:02 chat is letting the KEKkening commence
Why is wild strike dealing 21 damage at 17:48?
Akabeko plus Vajra means that it deals 9 extra damage, and it deals 12 un-upgraded.
@@LungaFermata thanks
akabeko
Holy moly what a deck. The feel no pain was so clutch.
would two upgraded exhumes be a infinite combo with the exhaust-damage relic?
I don't think you can exhume exhume for this very reason
Early showcase of Korean Flame Barrier meta.
Im playing this on my Phone and only asc 2, how comes you have 1st only 2 pot-slots, is that an ascencion curse? And how come your seeing Red and some other cards have such strange Art?
old but 1st one is true,you get 1 less pot-slot when you go higher than a certain asc.and the cards that have strange art are called "beta arts",you can toggle them on/off once youve beaten heart
@@murathanayanoglu3315 thanks!
I dont want to backseat, but you should really pick more firebreathings.
WE SPIT HOT FIRAH
17:06 Fuss Bus
my first heart kill was was with a firebreathing deck
12:35 blahz0r's comment sent me
Firebreathing should work with Berserk.
Hype train is too good, what about charity bus?
I saw someone in chat at the end say 1.2k damage on ashes. Fuckin hell.
Jones sure is a strim
where's my dragon form for ironclad?
8:01 KEKW
I seem to always feel incredibly awkward when someone asks about Jorbs' camera being off because you came to this entertainment to actually watch Jorbs?!
its like better alpha
KEKW
KEKW
removing pain and skipping rupture was whack
The only problem I have is that he picks the relics so fast that I can't read what they do when he picks them, so I have to pause the video all the time to read the text.
Buy the game and play it solves all your problemz
@@JohnPaul-nb5iu I have bought the game, but I have played it only for 12 hours. It may take a while until I can remember the Text of every Relic when I first read it.
@@samba272 I mean yeah his streams are for people who are more familliar with the game
I was like #1,000
Kekw
Lol troll
kek w
Scripted
i dont understand why streamers get legitimately mad at people trying to help them play a game. i understand it can be annoying but come on you're literally streaming for a thousand people at once with people who love the game and watn to comment on it. its so fuckin cringe when yall start bitching at people for commenting in chat on the game you're playing.
KEKW