Fun fact: I dated someone once who told me and I quote "We should move into a cabin in canada away from everyone when we get married" nor was this the weirdest thing she's said to me. So this audio is a small glimpse into the bullet I dodged
@@grantdanze5215 Somethings are better in fantasy then reality, sure some people want to move away from society but telling that to someone you've dated for less then 3 months is a *slight* red flag (Also she quite literally said the whole "please don't talk to other girls" line to me when I was talking to someone I didn't even know was a girl over the internet, just adding more context)
@@KomiWasHere Well I know how to find one 1. Find someone with at least 2 of these abuse categories: mental, physical, or s*xual 2. Get them to start a conversation with you over a random topic (such as having the same b-day) 3. Realize you two have alot in common, scarily so to the point where you call each other clones ironically 4. Show them kindness (not niceness, they can tell the difference) 5. Profit or gtfo like me
One of my favorite things about your channel is that even in the darker yandere audios, you remain cheery. I love yandere audios but sometimes (not always) the darker nature combined with a lower, angrier voice can take an audio off the table temporarily. But with yours, i feel safe listening to them all the time. Its great!
Aw, I'm so glad! That is so nice to hear! I consider it an incredible honor that my audios feel safe to enjoy, even when the content skews a bit darker. Thank you so much for saying this. 💖
Day 23: It's so c-cold. She caved in one of the Kyber crystal caves. I have no idea what she did to Padmé, but I fear the worst. I can't use the force because she has a pet Islamari to keep me in check, not to mention she yoinked my lightsaber during the entrance collapse. She is convinced that we're married and woke me up this morning speaking of a snow day. It's Ilum; the planet is PERPETUALLY frozen! Her advances are unwavering and I think my only chance of getting out of here alive is to accept her. In fairness, it's not a terrible deal. She is really sweet and insists on keeping me warm. Being trapped in this icy hell almost makes me miss Tatooine...
💀 I should've known! Skywalkers and snow. They just don't mix. Tsk, desert dwellers! What good are you if you can only handle the one kind of desert? 😋 (Also I genuinely love this scenario! Definitely sounds like a perfect plot for a weekly episode of something!)
Don't worry, Dad. I'll get you out of there. I invited Han and Chewie, but they refused (mostly because Han's on a date with Leia with the Armadillos (or however it's pronounced) on Naboo).
@@VanillaVelvetAudio The wife audios are always so pleasant and relaxing to listen to, especially after another twelve-hour shift at the hospital! You're the best as always, Vel Vel! If we're going with music or movies, I'd definitely prefer something from the '70s, like the old Starsky & Hutch series and some Fleetwood Mac, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pink Floyd, and Cheap Trick. My dad actually had a '74 Torino identical to the Striped Tomato from Starsky & Hutch but was one year older, since the Striped Tomato was a '75. I just really love the '70s; even my glasses are that stereotypical '70s aviator shape with the bar across the top, lol. Also, the elephant memory remark reminds me of something my favorite philosopher said: "An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered." My favorite philosopher's name was Ed. No last name, just Ed. Hung out with two other guys named Edd and Eddy.
Sounds like someone needs to take one of the more romantic perks! Can't help with the snow, though. Unless you're willing to start a nuclear winter. I hear the Mojave almost makes you wish for one. 💀
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I would never dream of giving her the cold shoulder. Because if I did she might give me it right back, except she'd do it literally.
I hope it helps you get some quality zzzzs. As someone who's pulled entirely too many all nighters, I can totally relate to going to bed just as the sun is coming up.
I already know this video is gonna be good, the 20th is also my birthday, so seeing this will make me happy, hopefully I can make it to the premiere, I already hold this video as one of your greatest, along with the Cute and Flirty Imp Confesses video from Here For The Boos(and yes, been a fan since September 2021, really big fan), thank you for the video, and thank you God for placing the 20th of July on a Wednesday. Thank you(This video is a 1000000 out of 10 btw), snes.
In a way, I understand. Dark fiction is fun because it's like an amusement park ride: it feels dangerous and thrilling, but is actually safe and you can opt out any time you want. Dark stuff in real life is like being shoved off a twenty story building: terrifying, dangerous and out of your control. Balance is key!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you get am glad my stalker plan out are marriage date childerns names and how many kids we have.....thank got it was years before actual smartphones or maybe they just came out. but was harder to do find people keep up the great work with the audios there great and you have some talent
If I had a nickel for every audio I've heard that involved causing a snow storm in order to get me to stay with my SO, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
This video brings to the problem of marshmallows too big in hot chocolate, when they are too large they will never melt or cannot be sucked out of the hot chocolate. So id say buy the normal marshmallows and cut them in half
I am so sorry! Yeah, I've been melting in (slightly less terrible) heat for awhile myself, so I can relate. I hope the weather gets more bearable for you soon!
So far, I have two videos with quicksand as a plot element: "Meeting a Femme Fatale on a Jungle Adventure" and "Dominant Sadodere Siren Makes You Hers." There are other similar scripts that I've considered, but I don't generally like to do videos with similar unique themes too close together.
HA! If you think a little snow will keep anyone from Sweden from going to work or school then you are very wrong. And I speak from experience here, (had to go to school in a bloody blizard in either third or fourth grade, I could barely walk, for multible reasons)
Me: (still waking up) (Looks at her with slight disappointment) Did you star a other storm... Her: mmmmmmmm, maaybeeee???? Me: (Looks at her with even more disappointment) You shut down the goddamn power grid did ya. Her: (sad noises) I thought you wouldn't find out about iiiit
I noticed something odd, the entire time she was talking in the past tense. Is, darling actually there with her or has he passed on? Imagine if she was telling all this to an urn… And now I’m sad.
Snow Day In the High Desert of Nevada 4+ ft of Snow and 6 ft high drifts and it's not melting . When it was 124 % the day before . NOPE ..... NOTHING TO SEE HERE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL ....... Me : I've got to be More Careful with the Truth or Dare ...... Or When I'm asking for Icecubes . Problems with a Snow Queen GF
Me-"With great power, comes great responsibility"
*Uses magic to shut down the entire city
Her-"And I am responsible for that"
Pfft haha. This is her gift, her curse: hot chocolate and fireplace cuddles.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio she missed the part where that's her problem.
Fun fact: I dated someone once who told me and I quote "We should move into a cabin in canada away from everyone when we get married" nor was this the weirdest thing she's said to me. So this audio is a small glimpse into the bullet I dodged
@@grantdanze5215 and abandon the rest of your family ?
Sounds like a tank shot i would have dodged
@@grantdanze5215 yup
@@grantdanze5215 Somethings are better in fantasy then reality, sure some people want to move away from society but telling that to someone you've dated for less then 3 months is a *slight* red flag (Also she quite literally said the whole "please don't talk to other girls" line to me when I was talking to someone I didn't even know was a girl over the internet, just adding more context)
@@Oxygen1004 thr r/yandere society would die for smthing like that and yes they are fully aware of the consequences
@@KomiWasHere Well I know how to find one
1. Find someone with at least 2 of these abuse categories: mental, physical, or s*xual
2. Get them to start a conversation with you over a random topic (such as having the same b-day)
3. Realize you two have alot in common, scarily so to the point where you call each other clones ironically
4. Show them kindness (not niceness, they can tell the difference)
5. Profit or gtfo like me
Clingy yandere wife cuddles are some of the best cuddles and no one can tell me otherwise
I don't think there'll be much argument about that on this channel!
yo let me tell you something 'otherwise'
(all jokes aside I agree)
Get help
One of my favorite things about your channel is that even in the darker yandere audios, you remain cheery. I love yandere audios but sometimes (not always) the darker nature combined with a lower, angrier voice can take an audio off the table temporarily. But with yours, i feel safe listening to them all the time. Its great!
Aw, I'm so glad! That is so nice to hear! I consider it an incredible honor that my audios feel safe to enjoy, even when the content skews a bit darker. Thank you so much for saying this. 💖
You know we have reached peak loneliness when this is something we sleep too
Sooooooooooooooio true
Day 23:
It's so c-cold. She caved in one of the Kyber crystal caves. I have no idea what she did to Padmé, but I fear the worst. I can't use the force because she has a pet Islamari to keep me in check, not to mention she yoinked my lightsaber during the entrance collapse. She is convinced that we're married and woke me up this morning speaking of a snow day. It's Ilum; the planet is PERPETUALLY frozen! Her advances are unwavering and I think my only chance of getting out of here alive is to accept her. In fairness, it's not a terrible deal. She is really sweet and insists on keeping me warm. Being trapped in this icy hell almost makes me miss Tatooine...
💀 I should've known! Skywalkers and snow. They just don't mix. Tsk, desert dwellers! What good are you if you can only handle the one kind of desert? 😋
(Also I genuinely love this scenario! Definitely sounds like a perfect plot for a weekly episode of something!)
Don't worry, Dad. I'll get you out of there.
I invited Han and Chewie, but they refused (mostly because Han's on a date with Leia with the Armadillos (or however it's pronounced) on Naboo).
If you think about it snow is just wet cold sand 👍
Looking forward to enjoying this certain-to-be masterpiece when I get home from work!
Have a great day at work! I hope this is nice and relaxing when you get back!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio The wife audios are always so pleasant and relaxing to listen to, especially after another twelve-hour shift at the hospital! You're the best as always, Vel Vel!
If we're going with music or movies, I'd definitely prefer something from the '70s, like the old Starsky & Hutch series and some Fleetwood Mac, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pink Floyd, and Cheap Trick. My dad actually had a '74 Torino identical to the Striped Tomato from Starsky & Hutch but was one year older, since the Striped Tomato was a '75. I just really love the '70s; even my glasses are that stereotypical '70s aviator shape with the bar across the top, lol.
Also, the elephant memory remark reminds me of something my favorite philosopher said: "An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered." My favorite philosopher's name was Ed. No last name, just Ed. Hung out with two other guys named Edd and Eddy.
Honestly for a woman with ice powers her and listener seem to have a relationship thats on fire!!!
You could say, between her ice powers and the heat of their passion, it's a bit...steamy!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Oh the humidity!
Well as long as we're together, nothing can go wrong.
After all... You make everything better!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
Aw! That's so sweet. I'm sure such an affectionate yandere wife would appreciate that sentiment.
I laughed when she said "it's your average freak snow storm in July"
Ha, I'm glad! That was an adlib and I thought it'd be hilarious to do a snowed-in audio in the middle of a sweltering summer.
Listener seems oddly content with all the flaws snow girl brings. Another lovely RP
Snow and love?? That's something the Mojave hasn't seen in a while so i’ll most definitely welcome it with open arms!
Sounds like someone needs to take one of the more romantic perks!
Can't help with the snow, though. Unless you're willing to start a nuclear winter. I hear the Mojave almost makes you wish for one. 💀
@@VanillaVelvetAudio This exchange was too perfect
I can’t stay mad at my yuki-onna wife.
It's good to hear you wouldn't want her to give her the cold shoulder.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I would never dream of giving her the cold shoulder. Because if I did she might give me it right back, except she'd do it literally.
The day this lovely asmr comes out is on my birthday
@@JakeSm4sh Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday 🎁🎂🎊🎉
Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day with many happy returns! 🎉🎂
Wow. Now that's a Yandere wafu! The changes in her voice at certain points stressing points is a great touch. Boy, she is competitive too!
It's a hot summer in the UK this blizzard would be somewhat called for. Very well done.
You have my sympathy! This summer has been brutal.
Don't worry it's still 5:20AM, I can still sleep to this audio.
I hope it helps you get some quality zzzzs. As someone who's pulled entirely too many all nighters, I can totally relate to going to bed just as the sun is coming up.
Better not or your sleep paralysis demon will think you're cheating on her. Lol
40 mins of Velvet yandere goodness YAY
I love the soft spoken yandere voice great video the snow setting is great too
Damn! I don't think I've ever felt caressed by words before. This was amazing.
Thank you Velvet, really
As a pyromancer myself, I choose not to melt the snow. I wanna enjoy a lazy day with the ice mage waif.
love this one, also love the fact that there are so many... spicy... remarks
I already know this video is gonna be good, the 20th is also my birthday, so seeing this will make me happy, hopefully I can make it to the premiere, I already hold this video as one of your greatest, along with the Cute and Flirty Imp Confesses video from Here For The Boos(and yes, been a fan since September 2021, really big fan), thank you for the video, and thank you God for placing the 20th of July on a Wednesday. Thank you(This video is a 1000000 out of 10 btw), snes.
Hey, happy birthday! I hope your special day is wonderful! 🎉🎂 And I appreciate the vote of confidence. I hope you enjoy the audio!
Happy bday !!!!!
Wonder if she said "Ice to meet you" when she first kidnapped the listener
🤣If she's anything like me, definitely.
Chill out
23:52 *insert Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson eyebrow raise here*
“Snow day? Darling, I work from home. So does the boss… Plus, I work in insurance. I’m going to have to do overtime after all this snow.”
🤪
Lmfao
Nice gesture and all but the second all this ice and snow melts I'm died.
I felt so pampered, listening to this 1. Plus it's a 1/2 hour ! Is I loved it.
This audio is getting added to my fav collection
You do a crazy stalker a lil to well.... this one my second favorite
Aw, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio welcome i really did made me wish i had stalker again..... then i remember how crazy that time was.......
In a way, I understand. Dark fiction is fun because it's like an amusement park ride: it feels dangerous and thrilling, but is actually safe and you can opt out any time you want. Dark stuff in real life is like being shoved off a twenty story building: terrifying, dangerous and out of your control. Balance is key!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you get am glad my stalker plan out are marriage date childerns names and how many kids we have.....thank got it was years before actual smartphones or maybe they just came out. but was harder to do find people keep up the great work with the audios there great and you have some talent
My yandere is in for a treat, this is her neko boys first snow day!
Aw, that sounds nice and cuddly! I hope you enjoy the audio.
This is a nice audio keep it up
Thanks, will do!
a lovely situation
I think so too. I could go for a nice frosty day this summer! I hope you enjoy the audio.
If I had a nickel for every audio I've heard that involved causing a snow storm in order to get me to stay with my SO, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Fork knew it was her the moment he saw her hair on the thumbnail
Can't get anything by you, fork. You're too...sharp! 🤭
Impressive run time
Yandere elsa?! :0 Cool 👍
Christmas in July came early!
Aw! Well, I hope you enjoy your present then! 🎄
“Just your normal blizzard in july!” (They live in colorado)
Wasteland 3 reference
Dude there’s so many suggestive U-turns my head is spinning 😵💫
"What?!
There's a snow storm in the summer? Here?!
Welp, time for cuddles while sipping hot chocolate with marshmallows"
I don't know about you, but I'd take cuddles and hot chocolate over shoveling the driveway any day.
A Blizzard at this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within our location?
💀
I wish I'd thought to reference that in this audio!
Kayoko use her Lightning powers to cause a bad storm to make Izuku stay with her instead him doing his daily commission
Was it just me that spent about 25 minutes suggesting mentally some good ol' cuddles in bed?
Probably not. I know she wouldn't be able to drag me out from under the covers on a snow day, fireplace or no fireplace. 😆
very good vanilla hugs :)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio welcome :)
"I'm an ice maiden!"
Me, an asexual: "Oh I'm so glad you're still a maiden!"
Snow exists apparently. So do stars. I've never seen either in my life.
I'm guessing this is not set in Minnesota, that kind of snow would not stop us here.
[Midwestern childhood flashbacks intensify]
Goku: “I am champion Christmas!!”
Slug: “what’re you talking about it’s July?!”
The more she kept talking, the more she confessed that she was the cause of the snow storm. It wasn't helping her hide her lie.
You are scary adorable and fun all at the same time
What is it about the sweet yet psychotic yandere that makes them so endearing?
This video brings to the problem of marshmallows too big in hot chocolate, when they are too large they will never melt or cannot be sucked out of the hot chocolate. So id say buy the normal marshmallows and cut them in half
I still want to see you making a collab with Vanilla Ice.
I don't think he can afford my appearance fee 💅
Very… *chill*
Blizzard sounds nice right about now with these insanely high temps 🥹
It definitely does!
My toes are cold irl, this audio most def messed with my head they got colder ;-;
10:36 This took me out of it as I am a huge horror fan. I mean, I watch Event Horizon when I'm feeling down.
Want more of these yandere wife's
Snow in July? Sounds an awful lot like my home state.
If it snowed in the middle of summer, I'd think it's raining volcanic ash, not snow 😐…
So, who wants to freeze my head?
Ive had may blizzard as well as july
It's a great effort but its a loooong one. Having to consume it in sessions
The yandere wife: wonders what they should watch
Fresh Prince of Bel Air: it's go time
really want cold weather right about now.
"Snow Angel" is the nickname of my cat...
Aw, what an adorable coincidence!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio cracked me up a bit every time it was said, love the audio!
I've been living with high temps over 100 degrees F for weeks. I /need/ a snowday or 30.
I am so sorry! Yeah, I've been melting in (slightly less terrible) heat for awhile myself, so I can relate. I hope the weather gets more bearable for you soon!
She snowed me in and won't let me sleep in...
"You can sleep when you're dead! Until I find a necromancer to resurrect you, anyway." -- Her, probably
What a Cinnamon Bun.
Hi, I'm just wondering if your gonna put this video into the yandere playlist?
Yep! Just haven't gotten to it yet.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio
Oh I see.
Have a good morning / day / night.
I said July before she did and I didn't know the video came out in July.
Now WHY Does This Remind Me Of What Would HAPPEN..................If Elsa Becomes A Yandere?
You are my lovely beautiful pretty snow angel and I love your voice
I thought all the movies named would be fake but I recognized red eye ._.
i was just wondering how many quicksand videos do you have
So far, I have two videos with quicksand as a plot element: "Meeting a Femme Fatale on a Jungle Adventure" and "Dominant Sadodere Siren Makes You Hers." There are other similar scripts that I've considered, but I don't generally like to do videos with similar unique themes too close together.
Bro i want a woman similar to this
8:07 FBI OPEN UP
So the random July freak snowstorm has nothing to do with you and your snow powers eh. Well would you look at the sheer coincidence! XD
Hi your voice is so good and I love how flexible it is
Thank you! I appreciate that! It's because I'm secretly made of rubber; years of drinking Gingold finally caught up with me.
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💖🤗
What's the source for the image in the thumbnail?
This right here is what happens when you let a Yuki-Onna follow you home
Ice age.. global shake down
I'm not sure if marrying a yuki onna is a good idea.
I dunno, what with climate change and all...couldn't hurt!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio if she doesn't try to kill me I'll think about it.
I’m pretty sure she has ADHD too and if she does I love her even more
Exactly my kind of yandere...
but it seems she thinks she is the only obsessed one in this relationship - a rookie mistake
HA! If you think a little snow will keep anyone from Sweden from going to work or school then you are very wrong. And I speak from experience here, (had to go to school in a bloody blizard in either third or fourth grade, I could barely walk, for multible reasons)
I've said it once and I'll say it again
Cold is better try and I really mean TRY to make me change cus you will never do
If velvet was to respond, how would she feel if she was a ghost and scared people?
Probably bummed. The only reason to be a ghost is unfinished business; that's a terrible way to go through eternity.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio same, I’d be really sad if I was a ghost
Me: (still waking up)
(Looks at her with slight disappointment)
Did you star a other storm...
Her: mmmmmmmm, maaybeeee????
Me: (Looks at her with even more disappointment)
You shut down the goddamn power grid did ya.
Her: (sad noises)
I thought you wouldn't find out about iiiit
I want more cuddles and kisses I only want her love at all times
I noticed something odd, the entire time she was talking in the past tense. Is, darling actually there with her or has he passed on? Imagine if she was telling all this to an urn… And now I’m sad.
This is almost as bad as that time Morgan locked me in her tower for a year
*one random dude*
I feel like she had something to do with it
Man, nothing gets by you! 😉
Hello there,
Believe me, I wish I could wish away my feelings 😋
She scares me but also ...
Im not doing anything sfw, is all im saying.
OSHA violations?! With your own wife?! You monster!
:P
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❤️👍
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Snow Day
In the High Desert of Nevada
4+ ft of Snow and 6 ft high drifts and it's not melting .
When it was 124 % the day before .
NOPE ..... NOTHING TO SEE HERE
EVERYTHING IS NORMAL .......
Me : I've got to be More Careful with the Truth or Dare ......
Or
When I'm asking for Icecubes .
Problems with a Snow Queen GF