Reacting To A "True" Story Animation Of a Snake Biting Off A Man's Junk (Share My Story)
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- Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024
- Share my story has some of the "truest" stories known to man..in today's episode we react to "Allergic to water" and a snake biting off a man's junk.
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"ello this is not me pablo this is me pable"
That had me wheez
SAMEEEE
Pable should stay Pable forever
lmaaao same
So u mean pablé
4:13
"If the lunch lady gives her water is that attempted murder?"
LMFAO I'M WHEEZING
Yeah I think so.
HAHAHAHA YEAH
BAHAHSHSNWJKQ
It's probably on her skin, she probably can DRINK it, but it can't get ON her skin.
@@lakieshawilliamsweaver706 shut up BICHT
“I’m allergic to water”
Starts crying when Pablo gets mad
For real and nothing happened to her! Such a fake story
I'm allergic to water: drools in her sleep
ICY Y glad I’m not the only one thinking this
Maybe it's a FRESH water allergy:)
Ikr! Lol
Being allergic to water is actually a thing: it’s called Aquagenic urticaria! It is a rare condition in which urticaria (hives) develop rapidly after the skin comes in contact with water, regardless of its temperature. It most commonly affects women and symptoms often start around the onset of puberty. Some patients report itching too. It is a form of physical urticaria.
I thought it was fake
@@Hehe-zk5bh no, it’s very real. my sister is allergic and it’s hard for her, she sometimes would cry because there were tons of things she could no longer do
wow 😳
@@talibleo ty for telling me
@@talibleo I’m so sorry about your sister 🥺 I hope she is okay 🥺
"it was kinda cute to see how hard he was trying to say sorry."
*almost killed her not even a full 24 hours before*
I would’ve slapped him in the face, and told him to never talk to me again.
*Flying squirrel move activated*
Right like girl stand up 😭🙏🏾
Her: “I’m allergic to water”
Also her: *cries and sweats multiple times with no rashes*
Ikr I was like wtf 😤😤😤😤🤨🤨🤨🤨
( btw ik being allergic to water is a thing but the animation made it look fake )
Well this story is fake but there is true story about being allergic to water
Cloudy_Luna ikr
Animefan 1 yeah
You do realize that it's an ANIMATION, not the actual girl. But then again the story sounds fake but being allergic to water is a real thing js
Pablo: shoots someone*
Person: starts bleeding
Pablo: omg you’re so faking it
Dima plays 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
“You scratched your face on purpose!” Someone stab him with his icicle nose
How do you no so stop agruing
@@victoriaadusei7179 What?
4:13
"Ello, it is not me Pablo. It is me Pablé"
I love this line so much.
It's so French
Pablo: *almost kills girl*
Girl: Omg i’m in love now
*cough* wattpad's story *cough*
Stockholm syndrome
Jasminehate life no it’s the gachas
Pablo was named Harry in his last life.
Ur not wrong tho😪
"Thats not hitting on...that's harassment"
-Jay 2019
xd xd xd Yes
Yee
Aubryana he’s right
@@k0waibunni indeed he is
That’s her ass ment
guy: “suddenly felt something pulling on my cucumber”
jay: *starts laughing very loud*
Rachel wow.... *original.*
...Me too
Him: *cheats on her*
Her: *cheats on him*
Pablo: >:0000000
Lol so true
This is Latin America not USA. Women are treated the most bad way there. And countries there are run by cartels and criminals.
Lmao
"The snake bit off my cucumber"
The snake:"Best meal I ever had"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No he would’ve said the smallest meal of my life
"Bite size travel snack."
stop the cap
Lol
" When I suddenly felt like something was pulling on my cucumber."
Jay: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEE*
“Bro this story faker then my dad’s tit”
-Jay 2019
Well at least he ain't believing this shit like most reaction channels
that guy that got bit got a smeak
Lol 😂
My man has a dick the shape of a tree stump
IF UR READING THIS, MAKE SURE TO TELL JAY THAT HOME SWEET HOME 2 IS OUT WOOOO
The snake story had me laughing my ass off especially when Jay started laughing with his contagious laugh 🤣
“I’m allergic to water but I love Simonnnnnn”
While i was reading this comment he said that 😂
Finna be my yearbook quote
Lol i spitted my water
Simon says XD
Is Simon her daddy
“Yeah he was a jerk, but people can change”
Girl he literally almost killed you
HE ALMOST KILLED YOU 😡🤬👿👿👿👿👿
Oof thats soo true
But you can still forgive-
iiqrxxn he was also an ass to her after too
TreeManTheGreat you do have a point.
The guy “then I felt something pulling one my cucumber”
My and Jay: laughing out damn heads off all the way to hell
LOL I was going to say the same
I'm going further than hell! I will probably be future Satan or Lillith!
Lily Russell lol. True
Makayla K. Lol. But it’s true
Lol same here! I laughed so much like there was no tomorrow on that part 😂
surprisingly the snake biting off a mans weewee is probably the most normal story they have
Edit:wow, just wow
Agree
Still fake as sh*t
I know right?
its also probably the only true one or the closest thing to true
@@sheenaridley2700 not really, snakes don't have jaws like lions do, they can't bite of anything
*”She ordered a banana split.”*
Jay: that’s the only banana she gonna have-
*I DIED-*
jimin's_ jams LMAOOOO hey Chim Chimmmmm 😜
*_WEEZING_*
And that’s not the only thing that’s gonna split
Army 💜
ARMYYYYY
“How can you be allergic to water?”
My aunt is allergic to water, but thankfully it’s not to terrible.
Hydrophobia
@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 water phobia?
@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 that would mean you were SCARED of water.
@Cherine Powell
It’s also another word for rabies.
Relax, I know that the aunt is actually allergic, not just afraid. My mom actually has mild hydrophobia. She abhors any natural body of water. When I was little, she actually told me that if I went in water, I would drown. Present day (December 31 2019) I can just B A R E L Y swim. I actually have almost drowned in a swimming pool a few years ago, but I actually still like swimming. I think I’m just too stubborn to be rightfully afraid of water, so that’s nice. Someone commented about how their relative is allergic to something, and I just started talking about irrational fears. Go like StealthyJynx’s comment.
*Pablo enters the room to apologize*
*The girl:* Get TF out
*Pablo enters with an ugly mustache and a bucket of flowers*
*PaBLO:* I’m not PaBLO I’m Pable.
*The girl:* LET’S MARRY.
Lmao
@Lectern you just had to correct em
Lmao 😂
No it goes
“I aM nOt PabLo I Am PabLÉ”
Hahahahaha
I love how this went from a story about a random girl allergic to water to a full on romantic drama film.
Also 10:28
Girl: “We fell into each others arms, kissing passionately”
*Every Fan Fiction Ever*
Literally-
Like dudeee its as always with those fan fictions
omg factsss
Welcome to smosh m8.
Oh-no...fan-fictioners (this is a joke)why are we still here just to suffer
I love how these stories just make jay angry lol he was like “die from the water please!” 😂😂
when he said “if lesbians can make it work, i can too” i thought he was gonna say after that: “so i decided to become a lesbian
With these stories, that could very well happen, let's be honest
oof 😂😂
ahah
Lol I thought he would turn gay since he is already a lesbian
“So I decided to become a female and turned lesbian”
"I started to think he wasn't that bad" HE ALMOST KILLED YOU
Guy: “It bit off my cucumber.”
Jay: *Choking horse sounds*
For the guy who lost his cucumber:
just buy a strap dude
ikr? he needs to talk to a lesbian or a girl into pegging and take notes
EXACTLY
FR 😂😂😂😂
@@dhampir_days I want to find out as a good thing because that’s a function of a female but for a male that’s not their function so he would find it more hard Because he has it then lost it
@@dhampir_days 💀💀💀💀 CHILL LMAOO
the title is "allergic to water"
but she spoke about the allergy for 10 seconds
yeah and if she is allergic to water why is she always crying doesn't hurt?
@@maamepare6000 probs because its natural water lmao
@@maamepare6000 i am allergic to water but not like her i get often rashes when i cry but i don’t when i sweat-
12:41 *Are they gonna fall in love?*
GOT ME WHEEZING 👹👹👹👹
“Pablo kissed me and I kissed him back”
Hey hey. Let’s not forget that this is the guy that almost murdered you!
Just a little reminder :)
Exactly
Ikr.
Yeah just a friendly, kind reminder. He tried to kill ya!
Bakugo? What are you doing here lol
Stella Tucker oh shut up extra.
“It is not me Pablo, it is me Pable” LMFAO
LAUGHINGMYFUCKINGASSOFF
T a b l e
..Me too!
I imagined a little mexicain tune playing when he said that and damn it was funny.
Brother long time no see
Pable:*punch*
Pablo:brother why
Pable:*shots*
Girl: *allergic to water*
also girl: *cries through the whole story.*
@@sudusv6376
Everyone: Reacts to people's Whole Storylife.
Also Everyone: Who cares about this Girl's Story!?
Y😂o😂u😂s😂u😂k😂e😂
@@sarieneskylerlasquites7710 suke?
Sariene Skyler Lasquites shut up❤️
itxjamila ت no 🤭you🤭cant
17:49 "She ordered a banana split"
Send help. I'm crying.
The irony😂
Him: “You think I’m gonna tell the whole world I lost my cucumber??”
Also him: tells the story to youtube
Lol
Yo shit you just proved this is bullshit hahaha
Dylan McTeer Nope search it up online it’s acctually true
RUclips: has almost the entire worlds population
Not the whole world has RUclips but I guess most of the country’s have
jay’s laugh is honestly so contagious. like whenever he laughs, i just start laughing. and i love it.
“My cucumber must have been tasty”
Me: Stop the cap
Bahahaha
Bahahahahha
XD
XD IKR?! LMAO 😆
🤣🤣🤣
The Allergic to water thing is actually a real thing that can happen, but it mostly develops in teenage years. And I'm not sure if she got it from the video, but once, my cousin told me a story about an alligator biting off a guy's junk and some girl liked him because he didn't have it. This was back in 2016, so it is possible that she was telling a real story. But I'm not quite sure since my cousin was, and still is, quite prone to lying.
"If lesbians can make it work, then I can too"
I literally thought he gay now
Same
Bro same, I was like wtf
that sentence was messed up lmao
Lol
wtf ( ☉д⊙)
I'm allergic to water"
*Proceeds to tell her life story in which has nothing to do with water*
Ya
Expectation: a girl telling a story about her water allergy.
Reality: soap opera
AngelFromTheNightmare LMAO 😂
yep
Lol
"I was not having sexual relations with that cucumber"
-snake
snake:seems look like food
Hhhahahahah
That was the only thing that was going to touch is cucumber
LOL.
He îs hungrysexual for those cucumber
0:40 its not even 1 minute and this man is already making me wheeze
I'm surprised you don't have comments
Well let me be the first one to comment before this blows up
“Thats not hitting on that’s sexual harassment”
Its the truth
Ikr
a/m'
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@# Silent preach bro
My question is how did this man not pass out from bleeding so much after his cucumber was bit off
I was wondering the same thing!!!
And he probably already died-
He died and the rest of it was a dream, and we are all apart of the dream.
He probably passed out in the hospital
And when he said if lesbians can make it work I though he became gay
Pablo : *Shoots a water pistol into someone he know is allergic*
*20 years later*
Pablo : *Shoots a pistol towards someone*
*poetic cinema*
Lol
In Honduras... That very well may be true 💀
2:08 is anyone else laughing because of the way Jay said water: "watERR" 😂
Yes omg, but like it's the way he said the whole sentence 🤣
"Snake biting off his mans junk"
Takes a lot of balls to do that huh?
HAHAHAHAAHAH
𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍℍ𝔸 🅗🅐🅗🅐🅗🅐🅗🅐
🄷🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷
🅷🅰🅷🅰🅷🅰🅷🅰
L꙰O꙰L꙰
“That’s not hitting on that’s harassment” THANK YOU for sayin this! Everyone should know this but lots dont
Right
True.
no one:
literally no one:
jay: “DIE FROM THE WATER!!”
me: dead
I guess it worked
Oh shit he allergic to water
No one:
Literally no one:
The internet: hmmm I can make this work
jump in that pool that pablo has
20:21 the way they put Saitama in the top right corner is gold
“Frank is huge” has to be one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a RUclips video; especially the way Jay said it 😂😂
I laughed at this more than the cucumber video
Jay laughing at the guy saying "I felt something pulling on my cucumber" just because he said Cucumber and the snake ate it
😂😂it's funny thooo
I didn’t get to that part yet but LMAOOOOOOOO
Snake on Toilet like dangling cucumber
LOL XD
Did he just compare losing his weewee to lesbians I’m crying
Im crying too💀
LMFAO as a lesbian i thought it was funny
crying…
Dam I’m a lesbian oof 💀
What's the difference tho?
The girl: Im allergic to water
Also her: *Literally crying 'water'*
When Jay said “Frank is huge!” I died laughing 😂
SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME HERE OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I JUST CAN'T
XDDD SAME
My cousin asked me did he name simons cucumber frank? I LITERALLY HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣
The first story literally sounds like it could be a lifetime movie.
sounds like a bad wattpad fanfiction. teenagers _loooove_ the stockholm syndrome trope.
Ikr
a bad telenovela
“I started to think he wasn’t that bad”
*Yeah, not that bad. He only almost killed you*
True, verrrry true
Shut up sam is very important and good
Too information
If I were her, As soon as I got better I would beat the LIVING *OOF* OUT OF HIM.
He’s not that bad. He’s terrible.
"my cucumber must have been tasty"
i'm sorry i can't XD
The "Allergic to water" story sounds like a weird ass fanfic
PLS LMAO
AJNX VVDGS
LMAOO 😭😂😭🤣😭😂
Well the allergic thing is true but this story is bs
She Steal gold statues
Jay: Hell yeah
She Leaves town
Jay: so you allergic to water and a good for nothing THIEF
Hi i do like your name
“SIMON” haaaaa I was paying attention 😂😂
I don't get it
Nvm sorry I just realised lmao
Good job on copying the video
@@Twaddle495 jeez dude they just posted something they found funny
Kubz scout’s smile and laugh just brightens my face up☺️
Girl: starts crying
Her face: I’m to lazy to have a reaction right now
😂
Woman with Alzheimers and water allergy forgets about water allergy when crying; allergy comes back 5 minutes later
Girl: *Gets rashes from water*
Nurse: *Gives her an ice pack*
Lel
Duck 😭😭😭😭😭😭
thats a savage nurse
When you get it its really funny
it's ice not water sir
“let me get this straight, what if the lunch lady gave her a cup of water, is that attempted murder?”
-Jay 2019
I laughed out loud at the way he said that!
I guess so
@13:40
"A snake bite off his snake okay. Is that cannibalism ?"
"I wonder if he swallowed it whole...th..pause.."
😆 dudes killin me 😂😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Pable:
Jay: *Tell me about your cucumber*
ᐯᗩᒪEᖇIᗩ ᗰOᒪIᑎᗩ my friend Said that to another classmate tho. So your kinda wrong sbout that.😂 JK i know your joking. Good one!
Oh yeah, so yesterday I grew a big ass cucumber-
Who is Pable?
Lisa Williams 4:12 thank me later
@@jose32298 ok
Boy: I lost my cucumber...
His Girlfriend: *giggles* I lost mine too...
Boy. o.o
unrated comment
I give this comment 10/10 stars.
Me: *did not understand joke*
Also me some time later: 👁👄👁 "Oh, OH!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJSJJAJSHDIEBUWNEVRUWJEV8ENWVUEIEHD8EJWGQLDHOXYEUHEU!!!"
EHRGBDHFGAHEFBHEBGHBEHGBAHFBGAHBG I CANNOT WITH THIS COMMENT
100/100 comment
"i SuDdEnLy FeLt SoMeThInG pUlLiNg oN mY cUcUmBeR" iM CRYING
Hahahahahahahaha😂😝
I bet he was too
“It is not mi Pablo, it is mi Pablè🙄💅 “ PLEASE I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
"I got my stepmom pregnant"
*WHAT THE FU-*
IKR!!!
Pablo and allergic girl : *Kisses*
Pablo : *gets saliva onto her lips*
Girl : Ah shit, here we go again...
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED I-
“What if the lunch lady gave her a glass of water is that attempted murder”
-jay 2k19
The reason why the snake story is actually well written and makes sense is because it's based off a real story
Moral of the story: Dont sit on a toilet in Thailand
moral of the story: Thailand is home of many penis related mishaps
That's why I'll be taking my craps in Thailand standing up
I am going to Thailand for Christmas, I am a girl but I feel bad for my dad
😂
Glad it didn't happen when I was in Thailand 😳
-jay 2019 “tell me about your cucumber”
Me: 😂
SOMETING WAS PULLIN ON HIS *CUCUMBER!* LOL
ɪ ᴅᴜɴɴᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ 2020
😂😂😂
“Pulling on my cucumber”
“My cucumber must of looked tasty to the snake”
😂😂 I DIED! 😂😂
The fuck
The fuck
The fuck
Snake: sniff sniff what’s that smell it’s a cucumber bites
Boy: run out with cucumber and snake wiggling around
Me: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Obsessed Gamer 😂😂😂😂
the way jay always makes me feel better after a bad day
When he said “frank is huge” I started laughing ode 😭😭😭
Marisol Azuris same idk why that killed me🤣
Ok
Jay: he’s a snitch and a b****
Also Jay: wait so if the cafeteria gives her water is that attempted murder??
Lol I’m ☠️DEAD☠️
lol hahahahahahaha;D
Hah SO TRUE
Snitches get stitches *slowy pulls out PPSH from backpack*
I am so in love with the fact that I just won a snake stuffed animal in memory for this guy at a carnival.
You
"Snake biting a mans junk"
Me: Well I'm think going to see myself out
Did you see what that snake do to that man junk?
Yep, I regret it now.
18:23 I love that Jay felt the need to clarify that his 'cucumber' was, in fact, not bitten off by a snake also.
I was a little worried there for a second, it’s a good thing he let us know 👍
So we all gonna act like we didn’t see that one video titled “I got my stepmom pregnant.”🤔😂
i watched it and it was all kinds of fucked up
He needs to react to that one 😂😂
He needs to reactrd to that
Maya Vallin and I’m allergic to touch 😂
Damn bro
I did
Who heard this story and was like "ohh yep, this story is golden, 100% true"
Remember when the story was about a girl being allergic to water?
No, me neither
allergic to water? who's she?
Katherine Cooper this deserves more likes 😂
200th like
all the snake has to do to complete his legend is say, "no homo."
Lmao
🤣 lmao
Snake:bites man d**k of
Also snake:I FORGOT TO SAY NO HOMO SH*T
"I'm alergic to water"
2 seconds later
"He had an indoor swimming pool"
Imagine she jumped in and didn’t start bleeding lmao
@@lesbianbat8420 imagine if she did
She jump in and starts disintegrating
That face when he paused a 14:42
When he was chewing on his cucumber. Lol
R I P random person
Died, to being on the toilet eating a cucumber, then choking.
😂😂😂😂👍
Lol 😆🤣
Everyone:
when I decided to go to THE TOILET
Benjamin:
*When I decided to go to TOILET*
Lmao
SilentTheHusky Im on the toilet rn and actually checked for a snake not that it would matter my cucumber is already small af
Mall Rat weird flex but ok-
Lmao
Or Stephiance. Oops wrong channel
22:25
Jay: tell a friend that Jay from the Kubz scouts is THAT DUDE
captions: tell a friend that J from the Cub Scouts is dead
JESUS CHRIST
Oh my gAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
RUclips: *i am so... so... tired of him.*
F
I tried it and boi he was not lying 😭
Jay: The snake bit off his snake
Snake: I was just having a snack and it was tasty too
------------------------------------------------------
Girl: Gets banana spilt
Well too bad, his banana was already bit
His banana was already bit LOL 😂😂😂
You could say his dick decided to split lmao
5:45 she is allergic to water- and she is crying 🤨
Girl: “I’m allergic to water”
Same girl: *cries* (8:00)
Crie = water
Water= Death
Salt changes shit
@@mrluk-ci4os lmao XD
I was screaming when I saw that!
“I’m allergic to water”
also her: CRIES
Me a WEABOO sometimes you can’t help crying
Lol there's a story about that
Also her : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The doctor: *You can never make love towards a women*
*"WELP TIME TO BECOME GAY"*
yass
Lez GOOOO
*J O I N U S*
Well you can still-
*BIG BRAIN*
"awe AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Awe that hurts me- awe that hurts" Wise quote from Jay.
Bruh the title is really misleading how does it go from "I'm allergic to water" to "I've been kidnapped by my rich, psycho, ex-boyfriend".
Does Jay knows...this is fake right.....
They had one story about being alergic to water and obe about the sun that actually talked about the allergy, but then they made more just revealing how fake they are. Heck they use the same voice actor for each story.
@@anthonygames6352 he really does, well sometimes he does.
It should've been called, "My crazy, psychotic ex kidnapped me"